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Zombies are attacking! Quick, roll for your weapon

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Zombies are attacking! Quick, roll for your weapon
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gay
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>>753108494
I've never seen that one yet, lmao, roll
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>>753108494
Roll
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roll
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Roll
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>>753108494
roll
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roll
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>>753108494
rol
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Rorr.
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>>753108494
ayy
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>>753108494
kek
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rollllll
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>>753108494
nuke get
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>>753108494
Fine
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I will surviveeeee
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Rolleroni
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roll
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role
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>>753108494
Rooooo
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roll
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>>753108494
gimme the grillz
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What am I gonna get
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>>753108494
roll
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>>753108494
Roll this bitch
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Bitch nigga get
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roll
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>>753110521
>me
>nuckleduster
challenge accepted
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roll
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You’re all gayyyyyyy.
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rrr
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Ok
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Fuck it, roll.
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Yeet
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>>753108494
roll
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roll
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roll
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Roll
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gimme dat good shit
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>>753108494
israeli cornershot gun get
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Rolll
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looks fun roll
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plz be good
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Rolling
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rolling
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>>753110785
pretty fuckin happy with that. i'm livin through this bitch, motherfuckers
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>>753108494
rollllll
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let's roll
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roll again
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>>753108494
Roll
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>>753108494
cmon chainsaw!
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roll
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roll cancer
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>>753108494
Rolling
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Give me some dat katchup bois
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>>753110801
>me
>swear words get
fuck my life
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>>753108494
rollerino
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>>753108494
Lemme get that machete
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roooll
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>>753110933
I'm fucked.
Who wants my vidya games?
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cfghj
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roll
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rollllll
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Roll
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>>753108494
Rulla din jävel
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>>753108494
olll
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Roll
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Quickly rolling
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Roll.
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>>753108494
Ayy
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rollz
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roll .. .
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>>753108494 (OP)
Roll
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Roll
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Roll
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rolll
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roll
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>>753108494
Shit! Shhhhhiit!
Rollerino
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>>753112790
Some gerrrnades r nice.
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roll
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roll
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>>753110531
Sauce pls
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I hope I survive... ( ._.)
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Rock
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>>753108494
dont fuck this up...
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>>753113183
Well at least I get to be sledge
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rollme
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Fuckers im rollin
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>>753108494
rollage
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rawls
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Roll
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Rool
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Roll
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I will die probs
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>>753108494
roll
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>>753108494
rolllyy
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>>753110531
>What am I gonna get
>that pic
Syphilis
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>>753108494
rollerino
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>>753108494
beware zombies
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roll
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h
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>>753108494
Am I fucked?
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>>753113905
Dildo kek
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Neeger
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>>753108494
B
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Roll
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Rollll
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I'm probably fucked.
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roll
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>>753108494
Rolll
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>>753108494
Rollerino
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rolling
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>>753108494
Rollioooo
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Rollo
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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.
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Roll
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Roll
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>>753108494
Nig
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Roll
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>>753108494
Rolling
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Ye?
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roll
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roll
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Rolll
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>>753108494
Rolling for feather duster
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NAWHHHH 79 SEEEE
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need that dildo
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bbbb
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roll
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>>753108494
All niggers need to be burned alive and doused with rock salt
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Rolling poop pee shit pee fecal matter piss poop diahrra
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fred durst rollinrollinrollin
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roll
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Roll
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>>753108494
Rolling for swearing ayy.
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70
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Rolll
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roll
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>>753108494
Roll
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>>753108494
BOOM!

Big Shaq!

The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you don' know
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>>753108494
Roll
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Nog
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>>753108494
roll
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Titties
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>>753108494
ROLLER DOLLER
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>>753108494
And that bitch man hold me all day like 10 years. Thats why I cant.
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Okay
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>>753116066
>fireworks

I am very much OK with this.
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>>753108494
I got this guys
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>>753108494
roll
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>>753108494
lemme see
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>>753108494
rolling
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Rollo
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>>753108494
fuck ur thread
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jew
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>>753108494
roll
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>>753108494
Rollllllll
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>>753108494
roll crowbar get
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roll
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>>753108494
Give me fisticuffs! I'll give those old rotted chaps what for.
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rollin
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Roll
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>>753108494
roll i want the rape alarm
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>>753108494
faget
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>>753116427
swiss army knife
also roll
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Roll
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rrell
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>>753116463
fuckin legolas ass nigga up this bitch
roll 'gain
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>>753108494
Roolin
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>>753116522
at least i can screw my brains out and die
roll again
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rrrrrrrrrol
l
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roll
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>>753108494

zombie roll threads are for fags

also roll
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>>753116666
SATAN QUADS
ANON GETS TO CHOOSE 4 WEAPONS + FICTIONAL CHARACTER TO SURVIVE W/
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>>753108494
yeet
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RollL
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Rollin
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>>753108494
Yeew
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>>753108494
Roll
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>>753108494
Roll
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roll
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rollerinho
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ROll
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>>753108494
lol rolling
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>>753117201
pretty good already
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rolin
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come on banana.
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rawlin fo duh homies
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>>753108494
Rooool
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roll
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>>753108494
Eolll
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>>753109888
nice trips
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Roll
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Roll
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>>753108494
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>>753108494
gimmie something good
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bitch
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i wann suck peni
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Oh
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lets see
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>>753108494
rer
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peepee
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Roll
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>>753114562
nice copyspaghetti anon
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>>753108494
sweet
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Roll
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>>753108494
dildo pls
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>>753108494
roll that gay shit
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gimme a double 0
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Bappa boopy
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>>753108494
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rollio
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rollin rollin rollin
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roll
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>>753118507
Nigga u gay.
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wat
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rolerino
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Roll
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Woop
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>>753108494
rell
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>>753108494
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Lets do it
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69 bear waifu get
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here we go bitches
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Rollerooni
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>>753108494
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>>753108494
hhaaha
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>>753108494
07 or 30 would do just fine
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bare GRYLLS
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roool
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Reroll
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>>753119315
Roll
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nnbv
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Roll
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Roll
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>>753108494
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>>753108494
gibe gun
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rollabitchover
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>>753108494
Here i go
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Roll
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Shit
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>>753108494
Rorro
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>>753108494
O shit !
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Roll
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roll
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>>753108494
ro//
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wanted a fap roll but this is ok too ig
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Rolling for flame thrower. Come on 91.
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>>753108494
roll
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roll
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roll
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>>753108494
Going for something good!
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am dead
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>>753108494
roll
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roll
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rollo tony brown town
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reeeee
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got a frikin sprok
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Roll
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>>753108494
97 is the only viable option
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>>753108494
i want the double dildo saint row style
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>>753108494
Lol this is fun, Rollerino
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>>753108494
gimme that minigun
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Fuck this planet
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Shotguns are pefect
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They see me ROLLING.. They hating..
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>>753108494
dildo get
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rolleroni
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>>753108494

show me a FRENCH BAGUETTE
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>>753108494
Roll
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>>753108494

one for boop face
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>>753108494
rolling
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Yeet
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FUCK!!!
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roll
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>>753108494
Gimme bat
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roll
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Dild
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>>753108494
rull
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>>753108494
Alright
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00
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>>753108494
Roll
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>>753108494
Rolling like a Dell
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lemme roll that
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roll
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rooll
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>>753108494
Roooool
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>>753108494
asdfaw e
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>>753123479
>tommy gun
Noice
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>>753108494
rull
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>>753108494
ROLLING FOR THE SOON ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!
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roll
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Rollaroo
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Roll
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>>753123700
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roll
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Ronaldo
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My anus is Bleeding
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