Waifu thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Waifu thread.
Claiming best girl.
>>753080066
It's just drawn in the same style..
Still here~~
>>753080047
Hehe great to hear!
and yea... hopefully the re-installation fixes it
>>753080066
I can't see any messages, sadly
It got to a point where it wouldn't even load past the loading screen.
Claimed
>>753080367
I thought it was an edit..
>>753080462
Well I hope it fixes soon for you. Does it not load on all devices? Maybe sign into another account
clam
>>753080462
I hope it does, would love to talk more to ya. I wonder what caused it
Why are newfags from animus like Squash posting in a waifu thread?
I miss the communities from 10 years ago.
>>753080533
Who knows, but it's Saya.
>>753080533
reinstalling didn't fix it :(
it's not loading on my phone either
>>753080585
I'm starting to think it's some sort of internet error since it's not loading on any of my devices.
Can someone tell me why !jERk4EVaAo has a boner for me?
>>753080839
fuck off back to your dead 8gag community lmao
>>753080834
Hmm could be, well if you want to talk, do we have eachother on steam?
>>753080834
Did you try signing in another account? That's honestly really weird tho
>>753080827
Konata isn't dangerous like saya uwu
>>753080920
What has you so upset, my friend?
Can't recall who I was talking to. But I'm a mechanic, the weird one of the shop. Got anime stickers all over my car, and a small Itasha xP.
>>753080934
Saya isn't dangerous..
Mine
![23735306_1946717665588457_1407043582660968448_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wmvRAtN.jpg "23735306_1946717665588457_1407043582660968448_n[1].jpg")
Time to bust out the thousand year old lolis again.
How ya bois doin?
-squeaks and looks around the thread to see if he's being watched before scurrying into Ika's room to play in her toy box-
>>753079553
Great, not so much me. But at least I'm doing training
>>753079284
Full grown doggo
>>753079532
Super smug
>>753080960
Your austim, I guess.
>>753081171
*Wags tail*
>>753080932
I don't think I have you added on steam, I don't use it that often (pretty much only to launch war thunder or total war games) so I don't even know how to add people lol
>>753080934
I can't even get to the screen to log out, it just refuses to load.
>>753080981
Lol your car must stick out like a sore thumb.
I give you props for being so comfortable expressing what you love.
>>753081099
Hey welcome back!
>>753081184
*I gently stroke your fur to calm you down*
There is no need to be upset, little one.
>>753081218
Yeah it sticks out a little bit. But I love it x3
I'm an elitist. I don't like it when people post low quality images, claim multiple waifu, or post 3D sluts.
Generally when people DO do this I make fun of them and try and turn the thread against them.
Lastly, I try and make other people feel as if they need to work toward some type of acceptance when it comes to joining the community.
YOU ARE NEW and you need to know it.
Nah, it's a meme. Older members started using 3rd party chat services and some of the newer members were not invited. These newer members started to get anally aggravated and began throwing "Elitist" tantrums.
Some of these are valid:
>/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
>/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
>/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
He's right, we aren't a hugbox. Every time this place has turned into a hugbox it's gone to shit
>/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
This is important. We don't want to become like the furry/hentai/porn threads. That would be a literal circlejerk.
Remember the original rules:
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pictures of your waifu
>Discuss stuff
>Talk trash about other waifus
>Post fitting content, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
There isn't much more to these threads.
It really SHOULD be. The only people who were really shouting "ELITIST, ELITIST" was that Mi Lu guy or whatever.
>>753081311
Jack told us how you used to ride Bard's dick 3 yerars ago and how proud you were to suck your bf's duck : (
>>753081218
Ow that's a shame, I always have it running in the background and use it to chat as well
>>753081551
Dead meme
i need meat
nom nom claimed
>>753080604
Hair...
>>753081611
You seem pretty ill informed, friend.
>>753081721
Thank god it is, it's awful.
>>753081106
I see Ika in >>>/trash/ now.
hello everyone
TG elitism xdddd
>>753081488
is that your car?
if so, you did a nice job with it tbh
>>753081632
Only reason I don't normally leave it up to chat is because everyone I have added is on discord. But now that discord's malfunctioning for some reason, I might give it a shot.
>>753081760
Eat a crayon
>>753081817
Hello, anon.
>>753081551
How old is this copypasta?
>>753081817
meat?
>>753081856
is it made of meat?
>>753081859
Hello are you are you new?
>>753081861
HI
>>753081965
Would you like some?
>>753081999
I've made visits before.
>>753081859
Is animus dead already?
>>753081999
Hai Yuno.
>>753081760
You wanna bite.
>>753081817
M Chan m chan!
>>753081856
Oki, well my steam is: phinal (the one with the mw3 inner circle logo)
>>753081856
Yes it is! I'm planning to put some more on, not sure which direction to go. Thinking an Hideri Itasha of some sort.
>>753082021
since when? i don't think we have met? Have you changed your claim at any point?
>>753082049
Hows it going saya
>>753082103
Hello adorable!
>>753081999
y-yes i would love sum, please
>>753082103
only if its human meat....
is it?
>>753082351
I do not come by often.
And I hardly recognize people here between visits.
On 4chan I keep my name as Squash.
On 8.c.h.an I have it set to This Old Dog.
>>753082351
That's Squash, he into bestiality and once had a dog fuck him on livestream
>>753082103
good morning cutie pie
>>753082144
hello comrade
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4zmUfam.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>753081218
Thanks for the welcome! <3
Had to go AFK for a little bit, but I'm back now.
More god-loli.
>>753081808
:<
-doesn't want to go in the trash-
>>753082351
Ehh, pretty ok. Should eat.
How's yous?
>>753082534
Wat
>
>>753080795
Cute
Squash got fucked by a dog on livestream, sucked his boyfriend's
dick and posted pics online, and he has autism.
Figured I'd introduce myself since I'm New! Hi guys c: I claim Hideri, and if that s unacceptable, I understand heheh. First thread I've been on that hasn't given me cancer.
>>753082440
Is it ok If it tastes of curry?
>>753082456
I never been able to get in to 8 it moves to slow for me
>>753082534
THE FUCK!..... well this is 4chan why am i surprised
>>753082638
No Hello for me?
>>753082842
I'm good I was getting the Christmas desertions down from the attic yesterday and found an old Lego halo warthog so now I am putting that together
>>753083116
damn...I straight up missed....what is my penance
>>753082638
Hey hey hey~
How are ya comrade?
>>753082788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
I wish I had the balls to live stream me getting railed by a dog.
>>753083116
Yeah, it's been better lately.
>>753083218
-doesn't like musicals-
>>753083212
quite good...long day ahead but I will be taking Friday off
how are you?
>>753083195
>penance
Mmmmmmm...... depositions, depositions
>>753083416
make it hurt...torture me...
>>753083116
human curry?
>>753081861
I've no idea, time fucking flies.
>>753083096
Good.
will you virgins ever live a happy life?
>>753081762
How much of rewrite have you finished now?
>>753083241
I heard that it's /pol/ is pretty good and not a spack as this one
>>753083493
Well I do have a old school cane and you seem to need better discipline
>>753083636
I killed some packies
-plays with Ika's Playstation and turns on Megaman X4-
>>753083849
oh god yes....
I mean...if you think it's necessary
>>753083849
Could be. I don't know anything about /pol/.
>>753083327
I'm fine, a bit bored but fine
>>753083849
can i eat them pwetty pwease?
>>753083771
They look happy at least.
Aight then.
>>753083923
Bend over and try not to cry, it's going to hurt
>>753083934
Just stick to the fur fag boards then?
>>753083974
Of Course you can nom nom witch one do you want to start with there is a mother father and 2 children
>>753084200
Nah. I came from 4chan gfur threads, but spends most of my time in the animus threads. Been there for about 6 years now.
>>753083936
well we need to make you not bored
Have you invented or taken part in any sadistic games lately?
>>753084200
I promis eI won't enjoy it
>>753084200
oh gosh the mother, please~
>>753081488
Kek nice
>>753084282
6 years dam that's some time must have been next to dead when you started
>>753084310
Good I heir one happy scream out of you and I'll have to gag you..... or choke you depending on how I feel at the time
>>753084505
Here you go
>Gives mother
>>753083096
Welcome to hell. Slightly above room temperature water bottles are over there
>>753082638
Good morning fat man
>>753082440
Possibly. But....probably not.
>>753083849
How are you? Killing packies is good stuff right there.
>>753084310
Cute!
>>753084661
please be both....I mean...ow
>>753084719
fat man? damn
>>753084725
just a bit ^_^
>>753083826
only got the terra route to dowo
>>753084661
Nah. Use to be pretty active.
Most of us hang on Discord now.
>>753084719
Thanks for the welcome, Its been a trip so far. At least it seems to be fun lol.
>>753084541
Thank ye. It's my pride and joy
>>753084719
I heard 5 conversations in sand nigger on my way home and not one in the native tong so I just couldn't help myself
>>753084839
Please? you not meant to like that, your getting 20 more lashings now
>>753084951
Yeh that sounds like it would strip away most the user base
>>753085306
Most of our shit people left at least.
blessed thread
>>753085360
Cute
>>753084866
Ah, nice. Do you have a favorite girl?
>>753085306
no seriously...this is the worst thing to ever happen to me
>>753085360
morning Jibril
>>753084839
>>753084839
Yikes! Thats raacy. However little boy seemed....odd, unless you're into shorta
>>753085306
Woooow. Lol got dark quick. However yes, now we've both done of some of gods work.
>>753081817
Ayo Yuno
>>753085896
I'm still a wee bit curious about the fat man comment
>>753085678 Oha(You)
>>753085953
Fat man and little boy...august 4th......hiroshima?
>>753086061
god....dammit
Now I have to pay penance to you as well for assuming you were calling me fat
OK how can I pay you back?
>>753086048
hello hello
>>753085665
Akane>Kotori>Shizuwuwuru>Lucia>Chi
>>753086208
Hmm, interesting. I can kind of understand that ordering. Chihiya's route is fucking weird compared to the rest.
>>753085384
Thats good, people like that never normally change platform
>>753085678
Good, now maybe you will not be so rude as to forget me next time. If you do however the next punishment will be worse
>>753085896
You killed some too?..... ow wait machine gunner I forget for a second
>>753085900
Hi zero how it going?
>>753086442
I'll make sure to put it in my reminder on my phone....which I frequently lose
>>753086442
I'm sure you have your fair share of bad eggs here.
>>753082653
delet dis
No but seriously...
At level 18, with no AP/items
Her e-q-aa-ignite deals between 1000 - 1250 damage, some of which is true damage. Fuck that shit, the only way to counterplay it is dto not get hit by the first ability, which happens to have a cooldown reduction upon hitting something.
Riot has no fucking clue how to balance their game.
xddd all you guys deleting your minecraft shortcuts before screenshoting
>>753086424
Honestly I feel the weirdest route was shizuwuwuwuwuru's, the flashback to the previous month 10 minutes in to the route really threw me off for a while.
I just find chi really annoying.
>>753086061
ok I gotta head in to the office
I'll make sure I pay for my error later
see ya cutie pie
>>753086442
>>753086442
adios for now
>>753086499
Good. Now if you should forget me again, I'm a bit out of practise with my whip and you will be helping me get back up to standard
>>753086500
most don't stick around that long so it isn't to bad, also I pretty oblivious to drama so that helps
>>753087330
See you leg straps
>>753086442
Im good. What about you?
>>753087511
So far the only people that seem to be low functioning are the Jerk trip guy and Sci if he still comes here.
-keeps pressing the button on the controller but can't figure out how to make megaman drink tea-
>>753087012
I found shizuru's route infuriating. As i said, kotaru is an idiot.
claimed
>>753087527
I'm good to found some stuff in the attic so I having a nostalgia trip
>>753087676
trip guy is just a meme tho?
>>753088272
I'll have to take your word on it.
>>753087799
He really is uwu
I wish there was a option to not go further in to the forest to try to find kotori, even by his standards that was the dumbest thing to do.
>>753088390
Yup. He's a right dunce. The entire route i just had a big scowl on my face. Poor Shizuru deserves better.
>>753088439
>>753084310
Hmm... nope, sorry boss, any suggestions?
>>753088345
don't take to much around here seriously the memes run deep
>>753088950
There isn't much that gets to me in these communities anymore.
>>753088497
>>753089138
Hello everyone :)
>>753090365
Hey hey~!!
>>753090599
Nice to see you again :D
Hi.
>>753090599
How was the market thingy?
>>753091144
Ehhh rather uneventful to be honest. better than doing nothing though.
>>753090760
Nice to see ya again too dear comrade! How are ya?
>>753091144
Hey your back :)
>>753091246
I'm doing well a bit tired but well. How's your day going?
>>753091400
Fairly uneventful but that's fine, any fun plans?
>>753091246
Well doesn't sound too bad then.
>>753091329
Yeah, I'm always around. How are you doing?
Got my classic Chocola
NekoPara
>>753091580
No not today. Unfortunately it's cold outside so nothing to do.
>>753091665
Good and you :)
>>753091752
Well, want to play something later?
>>753091665
Yeah, it's not all doom and gloom comrade
>>753091908
I wish but no system remember Iol
>>753091804
Holding up. Day started fairly good, better than most, turning worse little by little as I'm getting used to lately.
I'm glad to hear you are doing good :)
>>753091908
Yeah indeed.
>>753092216
Sorry sorry.... I keep forgetting it. Well, ehhh you could kill time by playing on mobile?
>>753092293
Oh well, just gotta finish a little something and then I can play and be free
>>753091908
Lol found this thought you would like it
>>753092293
Well that's not good. Hopefully your day gets better.
>>753092452
Which is pretty much what I'm doing lol
>>753092713
Ahh got ya, what do ya play then?
>>753092518
Aww thanks comrade~
>>753092813
Dark Summoner
>>753092452
What do you have to do?
>>753092625
Thanks a lot :)
>>753093521
nice
>>753093521
Never heard of it, but looks fairly fun. On a scale from 1 to game of war, how pay to win is it?
>>753093810
Need to write a letter of motivation for an internship
slow
>>753094235
Oh well, good luck with it ^^
hi
>>753095925
Hey there AI, nice to see you again.
How's it going?
>>753095579
Heyy!!!! You're back~!!!!
>>753095925
hi
>>753095885
Thanks
>>753096104
fine, a little tired after a university work
and how are you?
>>753096296
hi~
>>753096404
How are you comrade~?
>>753096321
Same, honestly.
I just want to relax, but I've got quite a few assignments I should get done ; - ;
>>753084661
>swallows her whole and lifts her skeleton out from my tummy
yummy~
>>753084719
>>753084719
whew what a cute picture...
>>753084839
cute dress, i want to eat it right off of her
>>753089008
Sorry I missed this
>>753096593
I'm glad you liked
>>753096541
fine right now and you?
>>753096559
ooh, luck with that, i hope you get the time to relax after end that
>>753096963
fuck i forgod the picture
>>753097036
>>753096853
human have a lot of yummy meat on their bones~
best waifu is miko-chan <3
>>753097632
cute
>>753097406
Yip they do. Are you still hungry?
>>753097632
super cute
please try this new religion, anon
>>753096963
Ahh that's graet, am alive and bored so... fairly good.
>>753099508
same, i would watch some anime, i haven't the desire to do it at all
