Wake up wagecucks it's time for workies
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Wake up wagecucks it's time for workies
>>753065057
It is too late even for them, here where I live a wageslave starts working at 8am
>>753065057
again?
>>753065138
>>753065321
Ahh they'll be driving into work now any minute or else they're already there, their afraid in case their bosses see them coming in 14 seconds late, they sit in an office with sweaty ass and balls making money for someone else while their hard earned taxes pay for the neet lifestyle of someone else is there a bigger group of cucks
I’m a student, I usually wake up at 12/1
>>753065864
Good boy, go to uni so you can eventually pay off your uni debts and fund meets
>>753065951
Sorry anon boss mans been riding you lately, but you really need to work hard to get that 2 c/h pay rise he agreed with
>>753066109
I will do, whilst I have a job only 40% of the population ever acquires through further education :)
>>753065057
I have no job
The dream
>>753066181
Wiping old peoples assholes?
>>753066188
Living the neet dream anon, think I'll play some retro vidya today by a cosy fire while thinking of all the wagecucks slaving away.
>>753065775
It does seem a bit unfair, doesn't it? I wonder what keeps them motivated to keep on cucking? Is it the carrot or is it the stick?
>>753067340
It's the barely scraping by anon, they can't escape it, they try desperately to save up enough to leave that shitty wage slavery but every time they even get remotely close the car breaks down the house breaks and their kid needs surgery, it's an infinite cuck cycle, never fall for it anon
>>753067706
Why don't they just Rise Up - and fall on the neck of their evil masters, and so obtain their freedom?
>>753067936
They can't they have to support their wives who are fucking the bosses Alpha cocks, and the kids who secretly want daddy's boss to be their daddy instead
No it's independence day today.
>>753068016
Is this why they become hostile when they see someone living NEETly?
Aaaaah this is the life boys
>>753068190
Yes anon-san they know they'll never be free, they know that they have to give their souls and wife's pussy as a tribute to the boss man, and they know their hard earned taxes are paying for the neets who choose independence and the comfy life
Hard work is its own reward faggot. When I get home to the house I bought, and my kids are excitedly writing their list for Santa Claus, and my wife is making me a delicious meal, I'll think to myself "I built this." Then I'll go out to the garage to the car I'm building, and I'll work some more. Then I'll wake up at 3AM tomorrow and work hard at lifting weights.
I dont go to work til 6pm
Where i work with people i love being around
Was a neet for the last 6 years, definitely dont miss it
>>753068497
Yes wagie cuck stay angry, I'll be playing classic vidya all day by a comfy fire while you slave away for the wife who's probably cheating on you with Tyrone's big neet nigger cock while the ungrateful little shits you call your kids call him daddy
>>753068671
Some dank damage control
Don't fall for the NEET meme, it's a bleak and pointless existence
>>753066181
40% is a lot
>>753068825
I agree completely wagie you're better off working your fingers to the bone for someone else to get rich off you and pretending it all means something than to live the comfy life
>>753065057
NEET NEUTRALITY
>Be NEET
>Miserable fucking existance
>Blame parents and society for shitty upbringing
>Parents responsible for raising a bum
>Depressed and an iota away from suicide but is too pussy to do it
>Essentially a comfy bum
>Contribute nothing to society but shits he takes
>More useless than Net Neutrality
>Has the audicity to make thread mocking hard working sheeple
>Is a slave to his lifestyle
>Too afraid to live
>Committing suicide is the only redeeming quality you'll ever have
>>753068987
Enjoying the fruits of your labour and having fun on the weekend with your work bros is the comfy life, neet friend.
>>753068409
>Tyr
I'm pretty sure there is a much higher chance of getting cucked when you're a weeb neet with no plans of self improvement. That is if you would even be lucky enough to get a gf who is 3/10 tops.
>>753065057
Snooze button, boss
>>753069813
>>753069320
Stay bitter and mad wagie cucks
>>753069120
>Essentially a comfy bum
>I want to be anything else
Don't forget to pay your taxes wagie I'm getting some more classic vidya and I want those taxes =)
>>753070117
>I am NEET
Baited Hard AF
lol The Truth Hurts faggot, Continue being afraid of life to make yourself feel better faggot, us NEET are worse than niggers we are worse than jews.
>>753070018
I was being nice to you neet friend
Why are you so angry that i enjoy working for a living
>>753070018
I'm not even a wage cuck though and never have been, i work for myself only:/ ... Pretty sad how you need other depressed neets on 4chan to entertain/comfort your way of living though isn't it?
>>753070179
>us NEET are worse than niggers we are worse than jews.
I'm alright with that fact, Jews and niggers aren't as comfy as me
>>753070278
>Pretty sad how you need other depressed neets on 4chan to entertain/comfort your way of living though isn't it?
And tell us oh wise anon what way of living are you comforting/entertaining by being here, it's the trap threads isn't it?
>>753065057
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
-Theodore Roosevelt
>>753070195
>Why are you so angry that i enjoy working for a living
If you were enjoying working you wouldn't be here trying to defend it so hard anon-kun
>n-no anon w-working is fun y-you're just lazy
>>753070348
Does it comfort you to be the first to go if the welfare state collapses in the future? If you don't care, then you're surely a low testosterone depressed neckbeard. Even though that's quite apparent from all these weeb pictures you keep spouting.
>>753070348
That's all you want right? Being comfy?
Great Job m8
oh wait...
>so much in denial start circular reasoning to cope with meaningless existence
>Validating existence base on comfyness and not value to society
>Being a comfy bum who can't ever go outside and find a decent girl who won't look at him like a total loser
>Not committing suicide to redeem some honor he has left
>>753070442
You got me anon, nothing gets me harder than observing low testosterone cucks like you completely giving up on themselves and their loved ones.
>>753070541
Saying that i enjoy working isnt defending myself hard
Its just stating something
Its more telling about your view of yourself if you need to attempt to brag and put down others for not liking being a neet.
Are you really okay with your lifestyle, friend?
>>753070348
>>753070541
>Not admitting us NEETs are a cancer on Society
>Not admitting we're afraid of living because of fear and sissified lifestyle
> Baiting Hard Working anons for going outside and earning something without typing it on our smegma covered fingers
>Not admitting Us NEETs are a cancer that pretends to be comfy to validate our meaningless lifestyle.
>Being a pathetic Weeb on top of that
>>753070549
>>753070574
>>753070678
>>753070690
>>753070804
Ohhh well the wagies work all night and all day, going into defecit for the bills they have to pay
Pay all the Alimoney to his ex wife while she rides the neet cock every day n' everynight
Wagies getting sick of life sees his kids once a week his wallets getting thin and his futures looking bleak
He's late to bed cause he can't really sleeeeep
Thank god I'm a comfy neet
>>753071057
>having a wife
>not being gay
Lmao
>>753065057
10/10 lives off of disability money bc your ankles can't support the weight of your immense (m)ass
What do you neet babbies do when mommy and daddy dies?
>>753065057
Are you guys ripped yet? Did you use your time to write or form a piece of art? Have you done any drugs to at least say you have experienced many things? can you do Acid and handle it or are you a weak willed human being? Do you love your family and your mother? Do you help everywhere you can? Do you even make money? I am a NEET and a wage slave. But I make much more money for my little time I spend. I have work ethic and could kick anyones ass now. Enjoy this new pasta I worked hard making it.
>>753071057
Step 1: Don't get married
Step 2: Don't get kids before you're economically established
Step 3:??????
Step 4: Profit.
Good luck on your first job interview anon, hopefully you too can contribute to yourself, your family and your people in the future
>>753070442
>Still implying I'm not NEET
>So mad resorts to rhyming speak
>This NEET Nigger has alot of time jeez!
>Probably typing this while his tighty whities turned yellow from dick cheese
>Kill yourself u NEET cuck pls
>Implying he could ever get pussy
>>753065057
Been a NEET for 13 years. Fuck working, my 1100 dollars in NEETbux is more than enough.
>>753071258
Eh, 3/10
>>753071460
All the wagies pay for you to be comfy
State funded hikikomori here. Its 11:43am and I've been up since 8am last night working on my game.
Full of oxycodine and pregabalin and grinding my teeth like a fucker while I down my 3rd can of monster, listening to plaza.one and shitposting.
Feels pretty fucking good.
>>753071511
Feels good brah.
>>753067340
Neither, its the threat of ending up like you that keeps us going.
>>753068497
Wow, more human beings, just what the world fucking needs. Way to spread your ugly across the world I hope your kids reproduce too and their kids so I can have only the freshest and finest ingredients in my soylent
>>753065057
its actually sleepies time I just got off.
drinking some belvedere
>>753071511
>>753071538
Lmao u fucking cucks
Neet fag here, be fucking ashamed of yourselfs like i know u are.
>wagecuck here
>mfw i roll over, look at clock and realize i have to get up in 5 minutes to get ready to go somewhere i don't want to be
I never get these threads. I lived two years as a NEET on my parents back and i wanted to kill myself. Working actually made me happy, I now have money, a respectable job, social life, a girlfriend and still have time enough to play games every day
>>753071952
Find a place to work where you enjoy yourself, retard
>>753065057
jokes on you faggot i go to work at 3 so i can shit post until 8 and still have time to sleep
>>753071983
It's some pathetic fuckboy who's in denial.
Probably bumping posts as himself and other people to further validate his bullshit
Anti-NEET NEET here. I don't validate this shit, i'll an hero soon.
>>753071983
Why, weren't you mentally capable of having a hobby? Couldn't you work towards something productive and artistic like an album, a portfolio or a game?
lmao small minded wagecuck
>>753072237
>anything you listed
>productive
>>753071853
>neet here
>>753072274
>slaving so someone else can get rich
>productive
>>753071983
Thanks for your welfare contribution to me and my three little nigger childs i had with different supperior black men. Now my little niglets can grow up and service white hoe’s properly, ive done my part for my unsatified white sisters and you helped immensely anon.
>>753071983
because he's not really NEET
Just some chode on here to piss off people already mad about welfare, either for kicks or a shill to promote the illusion that people on financial assistance are smug about being worthless and a burden to those around them.
>>753071952
I once took the b8 too anon, never again.
>>753071983
>implying implications
Professional investor here
I like your attitude, now go out and make my dividends :^)
>>753068671
Video games are for braindead little children.
>>753072372
I'm personally comfy living off your taxes anon-kun, thanks ^.^
Haven’t worked in over 15 years i get my home paid for by you, i get my childrens christmas paid for by the real santa’s, wage cucks are good to my sons thank you all.
teach me how to neet
how do i survive without working 60 hours a week? i fucking hate every second of it.
where does your money to live come from? i could live in a tool shed with wifi for all i care, but i'd still have to work to do it.
>>753072483
Yes and working hard so someone else can get rich off you is the work of a thinking man
>>753065057
I don't work for 4 more hours. I've got time for a bit of sleep.
I don't understand how neets do it, i was basically a neet for a year, and it was the worst year of my life. I burned out on everything i enjoyed, fell into depression, and almost killed myself when i realized how pointless i am. Than i got a job, and i'm bloody happy with it. Because my life finally has some point, some structure.
>>753072359
>slaving
?
I mean if minimal work to you is slaving, you must have been braindead from birth
>>753072365
>>753072372
I actually have no problem with this, I hope it makes you happy. I spend almost nothing and it makes me happy. I have no car, still live with my parents, but i pay them rent. The only things i own are clothes, a beast computer and a bed.
If I didn't enjoy working, I would quit, but logistics and problem solving excites me :)
>>753072237
Indeed, problem solving, talking to people and discussing are the only things I enjoy, creating something is nothing for me.
>>753072365
Been woeking almost 3 hrs already. Got 9 more to go.
>>753065057
It's Saturday you idiot
>>753072589
Are you me?
>>753072661
That's super depressing but at least you're paying contributions to our comfiness
>>753072495
>>753072365
>>753072610
Same Worthless nigger pretending to be a fucking woman, same nigger that's a weeb.
Fucking pathetic. >>753072766
>>753072682
maybe, people tend to go trough similar phases. You know, what neets can't understand is the fact that doing fun stuff is only fun because you work for it, you have time to get excited. When you do fun stuff all the time, it stops being fun, simply because it essentially becomes your job.
>>753072527
>welfare
>disability
>selling shit on the side
There's nothing to hold you back on the neetlife anon
>>753072589
Same tbh except didnt want to kms myself
>>753065775
And hes proud being a bottom feeder that is basically useless to society :^)
>>753072818
Nice try, knob gobbler.
>>753072589
Been a neet for 8 years. Best time of my life.
Worked for 4 years before that, worst time of my life.
Seriously don't understand how people get so fucked up from having free time...
>>753072527
grow weed
sell harvest in big batch
profit
also 60 hours a week wtf man? I work 38-41 hours a week and get enough to have some to spend on bullshit.
>>753065057
>TFW you're a neet
>TFW you'll never get triggered or feel self conscious because pic related will soon take your job
>>753072818
Get to work salty wage cuck.
At work. Supervisors workin on tryna suck a coworkers dick. Could be started getting shit done already but slut priorities n shit so stuck outside. Cold as balls. Call offs. In hickville. Nother day at wendys
>>753072989
>not being the person that programs the robots
>>753072830
>When you do fun stuff all the time, it stops being fun, simply because it essentially becomes your job.
That's the biggest load of bullshit I have ever seen.
I do what I feel like everyday, never get's boring.
>>753065057
Fellow neet. Havent gone to bed yet. Plan on sleeping the day away and playing vidya all night. I have so many games I haven't even played all of them yet. Will probably buy some more today, just for the fuck of it.
>>753073000
Well fuck. Check out my trips
>>753072946
well, good for you i guess. Everybody works differently i guess.
>>753065775
i mean if i didnt work i wouldnt of been able to buy my bitcoins. and seeing as how you would lose your neetbux if you even looked at a bit coin or stock. and considering i just cashed out of iota at 200k. im going to tell my boss to fuck himself today and bang a few hookers and snort some coke
>>753073055
So close scrub
>>753072849
doesn't welfare "force" you to look for jobs by making you do monthly(?) interviews with a social worker? from the way i understood it, it seemed like almost more work pretending to look for a job all the time than just having one
also im not disabled im just lazy, whats the workaround on that
>>753073031
you are simply lying anon, it's called denial, that's what you are in, in denial.
>>753073000
You sound negroid.
>>753073075
Show bank balance with time stamp or it didn't happen
Neet here. What one of you wage cucks is gonna prove you’re not bitter about your situation and buy me a steam game to play while you’re out living the dream slaving away?
protip to neets: don't ruin yourself too much with physical inactivity or drugs...you'll lose the ability to literally even move and have serious health problems hopefully i die today lol
>>753072886
>supporting this existence of societies even on a tribal level
top cuck mate
>>753073108
Why would I pretend?
I spend my days with my friends, fishing, hunting, playing airsoft, going to metal festivals and a lot more.
No stress, no worries.
If your life is so boring that only work keeps you from killing your self, well then you are seriously broken.
>TFW none of my taxes go towards neet's since my country doesn't give neetbux
Expect that your neetbux stream will eventually run dry, since you are causing your state debt. Every country is gonna remove the whole concept of neetbux eventually.
It's probably cheaper to keep the NEETs stocked with redbulls and waifu dating sims than to have them homeless on the street stealing shit and throwing them in jail. Jails are expense yo, he's got one made of his own design and it saves money for the taxpayer.
considering how many kill themselves, you pay for 10 years of disability until they get some rope instead of being in and out of jail for 30 years, crashing ERs for emergency treatment and shitting on sidewalks.
>>753072995
LMAO
I'm a NEET u cuck, but I have some sort of dignity and shame.
>iPad because using PC to hide multiple anons
>probably using phone as well
>pathetic fucking existence increases
>>753073174
>If your life is so boring that only work keeps you from killing your self, well then you are seriously broken
This. Wtf is wroing with people..
>>753073154
to be clear i have been a neet for a decade and only slaves work, just saying don't run yourself into the ground it's incredible how quickly you can lose the ability to move from drug abuse and predisposition to mental illness i hope i die today
kill all nonwhites and white traitors and gays and religious and statists
someone make the news today i'm bored
>>753073188
>implying they wouldnt get fucked and killed in prison
>>753073174
Agreed. I quit my job nearly 6 years ago (early retirement) and it was the best decision of my life.
>>753073115
No. Just white with a poor "job". Poor choices man.
Been working since I was 13. Pretty sure Imma die like this
>>753073193
>no really I'm a neet
>Tfw self-employed
>>753073154
>protip to neets: don't ruin yourself too much with physical inactivity or drugs...
30yo neet here. im in far better condition than most people at their 30s because a have a fuck load of free time to exercise. the last 3 years I also started walking for 3-4 hours almost every other day.
>>753072945
At least 30 hours in Photoshop
>>753073280
That's depressing anon, do you feel a sense of achievement for your work? Are you gonna be replaced by robots
Yeah. I feel achievement being a child sex slave is great. I'm absolutely sure Imma die like this
>>753073333
>using photoshop to remove you's
Ever heard of inspecting an element soyboy?
daily reminder wagecucks:
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/800-million-people-might-be-out-of-a-job-by-2030-because-of-automation-2017-11-29
>>753073174
wage cucks on suicide watch
>>753073390
>No more wagecucks
>Tax money decreases
>State loses money
>Cuts off neetbux
>>753073373
Jokes aside. No not rly. On top of that just found out a girl I had a one night stand with is pregnant yesterday. Yeah and she's three months already. Can't abort. She did this on purpose I should just an hero. Btw not the same job since thirteen I use to do lawn care. Then store clerk. Then appliance tech. Now factory worker.
>>753073390
Wagecucks BTFO
>>753073386
> not every single soyboy is a Neet
Is any other neets putting on a bit of timber, just lazing about eating junk and playing vidya ? The only exercise im getting is walking to collect my payments.
>>753073256
>mfw murder rate in state prisons and local jails is lower than most towns.
>>753070117
>still enjoying games
you can only have fun until reality settles in, the darwinism we've created for this age is definitely interesting
>>753073428
cough Basic income cough
>>753073477
>not taking your neet doggo for a walk everyday
Son I am dissapoint
>>753073075
You're gonna die early and young, brotha. Enjoy it while you can I guess
Personally, got lucky to become a bartender, been investing randomly for a few years. Nothing's given me amazing results yet, but I've still got a good few ideas left. Ran across a great looking one today, hoping for the best
>>753073519
Hello, i clearly said that the state loses money, which makes up basic income. Jeez, i would expect neets to know more about the people giving them money.
>>753072983
i live in new york so every penny i make goes into rent
looking to move to CO soon though, things are cheaper there but i'm worried its going to be the same anyway
>>753073106
I've never been a part of the wellfare process myself, but from what I've seen, you need to prove it every few months that you've applied a few places (at least once every three days), which is way the fuck easier than working. Otherwise, nogs that had too many kids only need to prove it once a year or so, and they get paid all year.
That's here in the US, though. Welfare is way too easy to get, especially for blacks
>>753073659
That is, prove that you've been applying somewhere at least once every three days
>>753073589
Universal basic income or some shit like that, its inevitable. Unless goverments want former wagecucks to chimp out in every major city.
>>753073436
Fuck tough break man
I personally enjoy the vasectomy life
>Now factory worker.
Yea I wouldn't get too comfortable in that job anon, Jarvis the bot is coming to take it
How many of you are neets in americuck and how many of you are neets in another country where being unemployed and living with your parents is frowned upon?
>>753073705
I'm pretty comfy. Because of my background in appliances I now operate and repair Jarvis.
>>753073519
Yes because communism always worked well, right? You're also hoping that there will be unlimited amounts of food and drinking water with the current growing nignog population (t0 even be able to afford it. Also basic necessities and especially luxury things like the internet and computers, will skyrocket in price if that were to happen. Have fun being homeless living on food stamps in the best case scenario.
>>753073659
It’s easy in the uk. They sent me on a course to learn what not to do so you get the job, obviously my take from this was now i know exacttly how to play it to avoid getting the job or being cut off my benefits
>>753072849
>>753072527
Don't go on welfare. Find your own wealth by investing; your welfare will be negligent by 2023, leaving you broke and useless. Do something, nigger
>>753073727
they would get stoned rejected and bullied to oblivion by their neighbours and relatives if they tried to neet it up in my country.
>>753073778
What happened dude? Boss made you angry again?
Even libertarians support the idea of the basic income. Wtf are you even talking about?
>>753073703
>wagecucks to chimp out in every major city.
>wagecucks trying to do anything by themselves without the boss man there
>>753073885
that is also true
>>753073884
What country be yours ?
>>753073853
>implying I only use welfare to stay neet
>mfw comfy walking my doggo living the neet+ life right now
>>753073884
basic income is so low you couldn't even afford a 1 room apartment with it, let alone live off it.
>>753073949
Africa of the E.U. aka Greece
btw we dont get shit from the goverment here
![Someofficer+used+roll+picturesomeofficer+rolled+image+damn+i+really+_72afa8327b696a7a1c6bd1c55a5ebe8d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NZYRDie.jpg "Someofficer+used+roll+picturesomeofficer+rolled+image+damn+i+really+_72afa8327b696a7a1c6bd1c55a5ebe8d[1].jpg")
idk why the don't just quit work and embrace the neet lifestyle. i used to work a 9-5 job but i realised i was wasting my life away for someone else's benefit, why would any self-respecting person remain in such an environment is beyond me
>>753074062
because if everyone did what you do, the system would collapse.
>>753074020
Come to the uk, get a furnished flat and benifits. You might aswell eveybody else does. Also you'd no doubt be better looking than half the population so you’ll have skanks on tap.
>>753074109
but everyone's not going to do what i did. why waste your life being a part of the machine when you can live your life reaping the benefits of it?
at the end of the day the only arguments against the neet lifestyle are appeals to emotion
>LEECH
>PARASITE
>LOSER
>VIRGIN
>>753074134
>TFW refugees come to Ireland then leave it to claim neetbux in the UK
>>753074003
If millions of people are going to be jobless in the near future they'll eventually been forced to change some thing about it.
>>753074134
Im ok in here for the moment. ;)
>>753073884
Basic income devalues the currency tremendously, because everyone can suddenly afford things for the given amount of money now, so what happens is that you might be able to afford things that are in high quantity, but more luxurious things will be raised in price to adjust to the market. If the government prints more money, you get inflation, same thing would happen with "basic income". Also to support a basic income would require retardedly high taxes paid by the few people with an actual job, leaving the market to dry out as people leave for better opportunities in other countries, or just simply retiring.
>>753074194
they are valid arguments tho, some people just don't wanna be those things, if you have no self respect than good for you, enjoy your life, but i want to achieve something, feel like i didn't waste my life.
>>753073509
Too true. Classic Vidya for the first four years of my real life. They get harder and harder to enjoy, and suddenly it's just useless to play them. Good memories, thats it
>>753074266
>if you have no self respect
appeal to emotion dude
>>753073821
Jesus.. sounds like you're cucking the shit out of your country. Sounds like a lot of people could be doing the same thing there
I always figured the US was the worst place for being cucked by supporting all the NEETS our country supports
>>753074223
robot's can't do every job, that's not how technology works. Yes they can do simple and meaningless tasks, but there still need to be people to control everything, maintain it, think up the logistics. Some companies might not even adopt robots, since it would be a great way to promote themselves, you see how much people sperg over all natural products.
>>753074210
I know, they make it harder on the homebread neets it’s infuriating. It used to be a breeze to be a neet and now with these peasants feasting on our neetbux avoiding work is a fulltime job.
>>753074251
then everything is going down to shitter buddy. only difference is that wagecucks worked all these years for nothing
>>753074325
but you don't, you just came up with excuses to not feel pathetic, it's called deluding yourself.
>>753074001
You're helping bring down your country right now, and have a side income (that I suppose is continuous); the economy is still going to crash on you within your lifetime
>>753068497
>lifting weights at 3 in the morning
>>753074374
People have commited murder and been released during my stay on neet road. Ive seen them come and go ive outlasted them.
>>753074431
appeal to emotion. again!
>>753074444
Quads of truth, neets btfo
I sell crack to inner city black people to make sure they ain't got a future. In return they give me back some of my money I work for on my nine to five.
>>753074478
are you implying you have no emotions? Emotions are a part of our thought process, and lacking emotion is a sign of a mental disability.
>>753072886
That shaming tactic would only work if the society represented my race and was something i could be proud of. You calling me useless to a society full of whores, faggots and niggers is like a 300 pound feminist telling me im not a pathetic virgin for not wanting to fuck her.
If i was living in germany 1934-1945 I would be very productive.
>>753066109
>pay off debts
>>753074426
No, just the difference between poor and rich will be increased in unimaginable amounts. The people on basic income would basically be modern day africans, while the people with any sort of job (which there will still be a lot of if you can use your imagination) are going to be a lot more richer, as there is more money accumulated to surviving organisations/fields of work, leaving their employees with better paychecks than ever before. People with basic income will all fall in the zero bracket leaving more space for utilization of materials for everyone else who can afford it. Have fun sucking dick for internet.
>>753074521
>are you implying you have no emotions?
Wagecucks. Always in a hurry. No time to read, no time for valid arguments. Its really sad tbh.
>>753074478
you are different, thus you are a looser, it's just how it works. Say what you will, come up with whole new philosophical theories, but the majority of people will still look down upon you, and all you can do than is just thinking about how superior you are. People want to be accepted by other people, it's that simple.
>>753074478
>tfw all your emotions are invested in proving to groups of total strangers that being a NEET is not pathetic and a waste of time
What were you saying again about emotion, anon?
>>753074521
Retard. He's saying you're using the 'appeal to emotion' fallacy.
>All those people you used to talk to in High School
>You'll notice that they're travelling the world, starting families and starting careers
>You'll continue to convince yourself that NEET is the only way to live
>You'll watch as life quickly keeps passing by with each week, no accomplishments, nothing to show for all your time in vidya and you'll be back here to get reassurance that your life is good
>Your health will start slipping faster than it should be because you're physically inactive
>Once you get to your late 20s, you'll probably develop some kind of severe anxiety disorder and turn to drugs or alcohol just to keep going day to day
>Once you've fucked your liver up, you'll wonder why you can't do anything about it since you're a NEET with no insurance
>All those years you spent LARPing on /b/ and vidya, you'll regret not actually doing something with your life
>You're now 30, you have thousands of pics in your fap folders and all your friends don't even remember who you are
>You have nothing to say when you run into someone you used to know, nor do they care about how many max level characters you have on WoW
>You'll continue to call people who make money and not rely on their parents wage cucks
>Your parents die or they kick you out, oh shit, what do I do now?
>You'll find out that living life on the street isn't as fun as it is a computer desk and you'll have no street smarts or social skills to survive outside
>You'll either be taken in by someone or die a cold and painful death from starvation
This is your future. I start work in an hour because I'm a wage cuck and after that, I'm going to out to have a couple of drinks with friends and then coming home to put my new desk together. I also have a couple of client orders to get done.
Compared to some of you, I love my life.
>>753074325
>>753074194
>>753074062
The Anon you spoke to is correct. The thing thats hurting your country's economy most, is people who grab onto the money provided by it, and use it to live while providing nothing else. Free money given to you, and exchanged back to any vendor for a product, is fake money circulating through the economy of your country, leaving us with a fake profit and real exchange of something of value, which we distribute wherever it might go, since it's now a part of our economy
Tldr; you're a heavy contributor to both inflation and class shifting downwards, and you'll die early when you're kicked off
>>753074667
wagecucks cant understand shit
>>753074691
Tldr
Tried being a neet once, wasn't very comfy being homeless anons. Now I work 6 months out of the year and get to be a paid neet basically for the other half. I just work all summer and save all the money and can afford all the video games I want for the rest of the year.
>>753074474
Don't be too cocky man. Your life is 50% luck, it'll run dry one day
>>753074691
This is what I don't get about neet people. What are you going to do if your parents are no longer able to provide for you? Do you all really not think about this shit? How does it not terrify you that if your parents were to suddenly die tonight you would be utterly fucked?
>>753074691
>taking the bait this badly
saving as a fresh pasta, thanks anon
>>753074691
Writing all this sentimental mini-novel while risking being 30secs late at work.
Big bad boss man wont be happy about that...
>>753074506
You're smart, but you're an asshole
>>753065057
Philosophy Teaching Assistant
30k a year
>mfw
>>753074861
>L-lol i was only baiting, i'm not actually retarded!
>>753074865
>Thinks i'll be late
Nope, I'm a responsible adult. Besides, I don't hate my job because it isn't some slave labor shit. I'm not a dishwasher or at some minimum wage shithole where being 30 seconds late gets you yelled at by some mid 40s career restaurant manager.
I could call off today with no questions asked if I wanted.
>>753074916
>ive only lurked in this thread until i posted that
if you can't tell this is bait, damn. plebbit has open arms for you
>>753074814
Im 36 and have been a longterm neet. I have no fear of the system it’s there to be played. It’s so easy if you’re an alcoholic you get sickness benefit/ more money to drink. Happy days.
>>753074720
oh yeah, a few neets are ruining the economy not literally millions of third world migrants. focus on the bigger issues, at least i'm not pushing for sharia law while i'm at it and i'm not going to have ten kids who'll be even more of a burden. society can easily survive a few neets, it can't survive millions of third worlders.
>>753074821
This is what I don't get about wage cuck people. What are you going to do if your bosses are no longer able to provide for you? Do you all really not think about this shit? How does it not terrify you that if your bosses were to suddenly die tonight you would be utterly fucked?
>>753074926
>I could call off today with no questions asked if I wanted.
I bet you can wage boy. I bet you can...
>>753074821
They don't care. They grew up on memes and social media. They think it's funny. Reality will hit them one day.
>>753068497
I hate the constant paranoia of "oh God what the fuck am I gonna get stuck doing today"
I'm just so tired.
36 year old NEET here. Get 1250 euro per month. Been living like this for 16 years. Not depressed. Not bored. I keep busy, travel, have hobbies and a structured life.
Not every neet is a basement dweller.
>>753075047
>OP lying to justify why he's broke sad and lonely
>>753075047
>Makes less than $20,000 a year
>Not depressed
As long as you're happy I guess.
>>753075113
money isnt everything in life anon.
>>753074821
I agree. I would love to live as a NEET, just sit down and be entertained for the rest of my life. I've got to contribute, though. I know things won't stay the same for the whole 60 years of my adult life, so it's no use figuring out what works to be a NEET right now. You've got to build your future and make sure you're always going to support yourself, or, as the earlier Anon said, you will die a cold, painful death
You're all a bunch of retards. Do uber
>>753075079
Not Op.
>>753075113
Money is not everything. My hobbies are free.
>>753075021
What are you going to do if your parents or the state won't be able to provide for you? Take it up the ass by your new sugardaddy? Flee to the country and live in the forest? Come on dude at least someone hard working has a decent chance of scoring a new job, or invest the money they accumulate if they have any sort of financial litteracy.
>>753075218
literacy* a bit ironic i know, english not first language :)
>>753065057
I work to provide a service that robots/androids can not provide yet.
>>753074821
Haven't lived at home for many years. The government pays my neetbux.
>>753075021
Not that anon but if my boss died I would still be able to make my money today, go home and do whatever I wanted, and continue my life without any problems. Whereas if whoever supports your neetdom dies you're fucked. My boss can be replaced, jobs can be replaced. Since I have plenty of money from working even if I wanted or needed to be home for a while and not working I would be fine. In fact I already had to do that because of a surgery. Neets just have to hope that someone will take them in once their enablers die. I would never take in neet, even if it was related to me. Let them die in the street.
Time for an afternoon neet nap, thanks again wage cucks.
>>753075284
Nice!
Let the triggered wage cucks sperg out.
>>753075020
divide et impera
>>753075218
>What are you going to do if your parents or the state won't be able to provide for you?
Live of my savings. The NEETbux is enough here for that. Already have enough to survive.
>>753075018
I did this for a good few years. Alcohol kills you, so does stagnation. You will die early
>>753068409
>independent
I don't want to be NEET because I want to have nice things and do cool stuff. It takes fucking money to do that you faggots. I would rather go to work than be a fucking gross NEET wearing the same hoodie everyday and poor
>>753075365
>NEET
>Savings
Pick one
>>753075154
yes it is
>>753075365
wage cucks have no fucking idea
>>753068825
Yes, just like a 9 to 5 job with no career opportunities. Education and specialization - that is the path to life.
>>753075284
If you need an afternoon nap, your diet is shit and your body is weak anon. That's not normal or healthy unless you're an old man.
>>753065057
Jokes on you. I haven't left work.
>>753075365
Do you live in a welfare state in scandinavia or something? Where are you from? How much money do get to keep after all expenses are paid monthly? And how much money have you saved up?
>>753075406
>he relies on money enjoy life
i'm so glad i'm not this superficial and can enjoy my life without working half of it away
>>753075420
Unless you want to have a family, then you probably need a job...
>>753075466
He doesn't. He's a sad lonely larper trying to justify his existence through an alter-ego on 4chan.
>>753075047
I've got a friend like that here in the states. People that live like you and don't spend too much, so long as they try and make people happy and give help where they're at, I don't mind at all. Godspeed
>>753065057
Pepe falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the frog with no GF immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the sad frog's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LONELINESS.
>>753075432
>implying anyone who takes naps isn't healthy unless they're old
>being this sleep deprived
>beinf this in denial
stay tired
>>753075514
FINDS
>>753075432
If you where staying up everynight to 4 in the morning playing vidya you’d need a neet nap.
>>753075495
Most likely
>>753075406
>becomes poor anyway with a massive debt
TOP KEK
>>753075530
The point I was making was that I don't get tired in the middle of the day. Your diet is shit anon and your body is weak.
>>753075514
Already a thing.
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
>>753075514
>>753075514
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
>>753075514
Shaggy Rogers falls in love with Velma Dinkley.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of JINKIES.
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to
>>753075406
oh fucking blow me. The things I like to do unfortunately cost money if they are going to be enjoyable. If that were not the case, then great, i wouldnt work because I wouldnt need the money. Tell me, what hobbies do you enjoy that do not require at least some money spent in some way?
>>753068409
>Choose independence
Fucking kek, that's literally what your life relies on
>>753068497
Kek, ignore the other fags. I used to be a NEET, it's pathetic. Good on you Anon, working my way there
>>753069120
>slave to his lifestyle
I'm no NEET but this is a meaningless statement
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
>>753075677
Tai chi, swimming, birdwatching, poetry, to name a few of my hobbies that are free.
I got diagnosed with MS and am now on disability
Live with parents
Get any games I feel like
Never have to think about bills
Have all the morphine and Oxys I could ever want
Occasionally weed or coke
But am dead inside
No irl friends
No romantic physical contact 8 years
All the waifus in the world will keep me warm at night
Getting old is the worst part
I feel like 27 is as far as I can push it
But right now I'm high and am saving Morrowind
So it doesn't hurt as much
I love you Anon keep slippin me those stupid fucking memes
They help more than you'd imagine
>>753065057
Wage cucks BTFO enjoy early death
>>753072365
That's some weak ass bait anon atleast try
>>753065057
I work 1 week on 1 week off in a low stress job, is that still considered wage cuck?
>>753075876
When did she leave you for the black master race anon ?
>>753075634
Fuck that's a comfy ass song
Jap music really is the best
Use this shit to get me hyped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D09BpyYUsu8
>mfw it's not a great show but it has a good opening song
>>753075850
Lmao. Probably the most childish reason for not working in this thread so far. Congrats for winning the manchild eternal neet award. Oh and remember to use this excuse when you're socializing, especially with girls...
>>753075844
Dammit
*Won't keep me warm at night*
Swype type always slips one in
>>753075829
Fair enough. In my case, that all sucks to me. I like boating and camping or going to the beach. I like to party and do wild shit.
I couldnt ever see myself doing any of that shit (except obviously swimming) and actually getting any enjoyment out of it without lying to myself. Thus, I work to get money to do stuff with my friends
>>753075850
Like your obese ass is gonna beat the onslaught of diabetes and constant heart attacks
>>753076039
Congrats on winning the drop dead at work cause you're a good boy award
Oh and remember to leave your widow that award so she has something to remember you by
>>753076213
>Oh and remember to leave your widow that award so she has something to remember you by while fucking a black guy or the boss
fixed it
wake up at 2pm
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am
>mfw
>>753076163
He he oh anon-kun you think only the unemployed get heart disease that's kawaii
>>753076213
Your depression/cardiac issues/mental illnesses/diabetes surely is a better choice than finding a safe, low stress job or education, am i right? Oh and at least i get to experience romance in my life, right?
>>753068671
Its impossible to enjoy your life. Without the boringNess of work, video games become your work. And you will grow to despise them.
night shift
>>753075466
Sweden yes. Get 10 200 kr or 1200 dollars. Have 22k saved up.
>>753070348
You understand the government will have to stop paying you slime balls eventually.
>>753076348
>people who work don't suffer from these things too
Oh anon you've tried to resort to mental fuckery just to have an argument that's tragic
>Oh and at least i get to experience romance in my life, right
>neet women don't exist
>>753076478
I'm sure they said that 20 years ago as well and yet here we still are
>>753076332
Encyclopedic definition of "trying way too hard"
>>753070541
No one deserves a free life, its your obligation to give back to society. Work isnt "fun" neither is life. People who refuse to participate in humanity's future need to off themselves
>>753076329
Oh yea that's what I meant, fucking auto correct man
>>753076561
>be me
>be first day of high school
>mom is dropping me off today
>she gets my rolling backpack full of fruit snacks out of the trunk
>"are you sure you'll be okay here anon?"
>"yes mommy i am fucking fine"
>have one thing on my mind
>barely make it to the classroom before collapse in desk
>health class
>skinny fucking normies are staring at me
>obviously never played WoW
>next few classes breeze by
>finally lunch time
>shove my way through the line
>something smells familiar
>tendies
>holy fuck i cant waddle fast enough as the line moves forward
>lunch lady says "hi sweetie what would you like?"
>"how many good boy points do tendies cost, slut?"
>"excuse me, what did you call me? and what are good boy points?"
>ignore cumdumpster
>i grab 5 trays of tendies and huff to the condiment station
>grab 10 containers of ranch
>take 3 bottles of coke and guzzle one on the way to lay down
>lay on floor
>i eat one tray of tendies and i get the urge to pee pee and poo poo
>piss in coke bottle and shit in the tendie tray
>entire lunch room is staring at me
>jaws dropped
>i fucking hate normies
>principal sprints over and yells at me
>"WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
>he leaves for help
>shove the remaining tendies in my pockets and guzzle down my cokes
>principal and football coaches return and slowly hoist me up
>it took 5 of them
>poo poo the most ever in my life all over the principals shoes
>maintenance brings a golf cart with a bed on it to drive me to the office
>parked outside because they don't want to even try to bring me inside
>obviously normie principal tells me how disgusting i am
>i'm expelled from school and he calls my mom
>mom shows up furious and takes me home
>in the car she tells me
>"anon, I am taking away 500 GBP"
>"but i only have 100 right now you dumb whore"
>"so now you have -400 GBP"
>fucking cunt
>we get home and she sends me to my room
>mfw more tendies in my pocket than i could have gotten in one week
>great success
>>753071200
They won't outlive their parents lol
>>753076466
22k is a start, but coming from a fellow scandifag(norway), we both know how short of a period that will last you there. Also with all the welfare leeches pouring into your country, prices will only increase and your buying power will decrease along with it. x10 those moneys and you might be able to retire in an economically shitty country (which isnt a bad choice for us as everything is retardedly expensive here + the taxes) if you invest correctly.
There's a difference between lacking ambition and lacking common courtesy to at least pay for your own bills and stuff.
Actually, if you had to live with your parents or somebody else, at least chip in on something. Don't be a 100% dishonorable leech.
Working while living at home with mom and siblings, best of both worlds
>>753076503
Neet women exist but they suffer from the same sociopathic/depressive tendencies as you do, or they are just so fucking fat and ugly that they don't care about your social status. Sure those things exist in a healthy lifestyle, but how is that relevant? That's like me saying your numbers don't matter on work related deaths, because death also exists for lazy neets????????? And for depression exclusively, i'm sure you can find statistics on neets being more depressed than middle class working citizens, even if the neet isn't completely asocial.
>>753076750
>Huff post
>No sources in the article
>Believing random articles online
>>753076617
Neets don't care about morals. They are either severely depressed or have sociopathic tendencies.
>>753065057
>what are timezones
ima go ahead and make an assumption: you dear sir are from burgerland, aye?
>>753076828
>but they suffer from the same sociopathic/depressive tendencies as you do
Oh yes I'm a neet so I must be a depressed sociopath
You're trying hard to have an argument and you're just failing
Anon I've shown you facts give me facts back or stop spewing bullshit
>>753077026
where else would he be from? The only way to be a neet outside of burgerland is having extremely tolerant parents.
I know this is just a meme filled fuck fest at this point but I wanna drop some real talk
>have friend
>he seems like the perfect neet candidate
>lazy, fat, vidya, YouTubes
>but always had a job
>last year he had to go on unemployment for about 3 months
>first 2 weeks were awesome, he says
>waking up whenever, sleeping whenever
>literally wore the same shirt and sweat pants for 8 days straight
>by the end of the first month though, he hated it
>always bored as fuck, vidya quickly lost its value
>binges through Netflix, dead in the eyes
>finally gets a new job
>it's the most excited I've ever seen someone about having a job
From that experience I can tell that while being a neet may have it's initial perks, the realism of doing nothing and being nothing of value all the time is actually pretty shitty.
No real offence to the neets in here, if it's the life for you that's fine. But honestly I think most normal people would want to hang themself after a few months of it.
>>753076617
how did you let yourself get cucked this hard? kek
>>753075495
No I do live in Sweden. Here's proof. Local arena. Norrköping.
>>753076617
No one should be a freeloader, but it's not your obligation to pay back the gubmint. Just let the big corporations do that.
You can be a NEET and have a job, man.
Its all in the mindset you're just afraid of work and now you've convinced yourself that your above it all... Sad even for a NEET.
>>753076617
>humanity's future
I'd like to contribute to humanity's future it's just hard to be enthusiastic about humanity's future when that future is niggers dancing on your grave when your race goes extinct, enjoy contributing to that
I'm off work until Feb if i choose, seasonal work.
>>753077178
i've met a lot of people, young and old, male and female, black and while, who have all said after a few weeks without a job they went fucking nuts from boredom. I will never understand it. When I started working, it was miserable and I couldn't focus. I had few jobs over the span of about 9 years and it all just didn't make sense to me. Everyone kept telling me it all figured itself out after a while but it never did, and eventually I got fired just because the management was sick of dealing with me. Now I'm a NEET again, and life finally makes sense. I can actually concentrate. My body isn't sore. I don't get headaches and I can play videogames whenever I want. It's heaven.
>>753076617
>who let someone's dad on 4chan?
>>753077178
>I know this is just a meme filled fuck fest at this point
>it wasn't a meme filled fuck fest to begin with
