waifu thread
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waifu thread
I wonder how many people will come.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLa4LP2BRg&t=710s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxf6OgbvayM
Probably not so many.
Eh. I have some weird faith.
https://youtu.be/Nqe7jPX6DQY
Hm.
>>753060365
Cute
>>753061217
Well yeah.
Here
Dan Gheesling claim, how is everyone?
Good morning~
>>753063926
Morning :3
It's only 2 AM here, but it still works, how's it goin?
Claim 0
>>753063926
Hello~
>>753064406
Hey hey, how are ya?
>>753064255
Ehh okay, but not sure if you're a troll or not
>>753062639
Bad
>>753064646
Just enjoy the puns
behold
>>753064646
Pretty good. Sitting in school not listening to the teacher. You?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie6soqJFUKk
>>753064646
Not a troll, I just have a peculiar taste for Gheesling puns, my personal husbando.
>>753064406
Hey how's your day so far?
>>753064841
AYY glad to see that you're back!
>>753065124
Hi again, i just can't resist an opportunity to post Kurama
>>753064830
Sure sure, so how are you conrade scythe? Haven't spoken to you for a long ass time
>>753064883
Forced to sit in ou uni's christmas market.... kill me
>>753065124
Ehh sure, each his own I suppose
>>753065234
Best take the opportunity when you can, those are some good words to go by.
>>753065482
Tbh I would love to claim Yuno, but You Know and the other Gasai claimer make it difficult. Cut me Yuno...
hello hello, I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>753065692
You could just go for it and use specific styles or name the files so people know it's you. Just look at the multiple Tomoko claimers.
>>753065871
Hey comrade love!!
>>753064925
Chen-Chen
>>753066112
I actually did for awhile, about 3 years ago I was claiming Yuno, than other people came along, and I started claiming Nonon, in fact the whole Dan Gheesling thing was basically a meme from 2 years ago of someguy claiming him (like im doing now). I just havn't been in waifu threads in a long time, its like all new faces, hardly anyone i remember.
>>753066132
Yes?
>>753066356
Where is a picture?
>>753066112
hello friend! are you well?
>>753066441
>where is a picture
I dunno, in a folder, in your phone, in your camera.
What's up with your english you dumb fuck?
>>753065482
Not really a scythe. Greataxe / Halberd. But Im fine.
>>753066230
Ahh okay, I'm in a similar boat but I went on a 3 or so month hiatus
>>753066581
Of course comrade! You?
>>753066652
Sure sure, and that's good to hear. Done anything fun?
>>753066809
I'm doing my best! it's very early here though. I might need to try sleeping again soon.
Morning.
>>753067319
good morning <3 I hope that today is as amazing as you
>>753067377
Thanks, hope you get some proper sleep.
>>753067035
Thought of someone who just woke up, Chen isn't connected in anyway to Chen the hero right?
>>753067780
Ah, no. Chen is just from Touhou.
>>753066882
Ow okay, sleep well
>>753067319
Morning!!
>>753067897
Haven't watched it. Is it worth?
>>753068360
Hey :) how are you doing today?
>>753068664
Is a game, Touhou Project
>>753068664
Touhou have very nice music, and is fun
>>753066809
Not today. Been a lazy, boring day.
>>753068739
Oh I see, worth it then?
>>753069034
Not one that plays games for their music but still appreciate it.
https://youtu.be/RtaStl4Vof8
>>753069161
Well, i'm pretty sure the music is different from what you usually hear in games/media
>>753069161
I never played it :-D
>>753069388
>>753069388
Oh lol
>>753069299
Probably, I still come back to hear soundtracks of games and movies if I liked them.
Luka knelt and licked the rim of the pubechair. It tasted like peaches and made her enlarged clitoris quiver. This was certainly a stool woven of her discarded pubes. That was that. She knew now the situation she was in, or at the least, had some sort of grasp on the peril at hand. Luka was used to dealing with fans... This was another story. This was something that she absolutely knew she could not contain if left unchecked. The beast turned and met her gaze. It was the first time she looked the manbaby in the eye and she was now certain, more than ever, that her very worst fears had been realized. This was no mere mortal man. This was no fan, nor was it a fanatic. It was... a weeaboo.
"Ohayo, Luka-chan," the mouthbreather said.
"Okay, what's your name?" Luka asked.
"I--uh hold on," the manchild fumbled his maple spaghetti pancake mix. "Oh, they call me DEMO, b-but you can just call me Demo Deesy cus I'm my penis is easy," he thrusted his hips like a stupid idiot, why did I do that. I mean why did he do that.
The manbaby reached up into his sleeve and held out a finger as if to say "just one moment." He scrambled around up inside the armpit of his NERV shirt that he wore all the time because he was a huge Evangelion fan but like he wasn't pretentious or anything, he just really liked it. Luka was growing impatient. He was getting nervous, but he could feel the sharp edges of his limited edition Japanese holographic Charizard that he got off of eBay for $24 USD and pulled it out of his shirt at break neck speed like a lone samurai of great Nippon drawing his katana, splashing Luka in the face with a modest reserve of armpit sweat.
"Is THIS your card!?" The man shouted with authority.
"No, you fucking idiot."
"Oh, I--well most people think that first gen was the bes--"
"Do you have a car, or something? I need to get home."
>>753070567
Hi, how is it going?
>>753068664
Dying, had Spanish and now need to watch ovrr a christmas market stall for 2 hours... kill me...
>>753069150
Ah lazy is nice too ya know
>>753070972
Well if you need help with Spanish tell me, I might be useful there. At least you can be around while you watch over it?
>>753066613
Where is a picture of Chen, you dumb fuck!
>>753071108
Yeah and thanks for offering help but... my spannish is non existent lol. Even my French is better... and I suck at French.
At least I can do ehatever on mobilr whilst at the market.
https://my.mixtape.moe/nelkbp.mp3
You all still have garbage taste
>>753071543
And yet you still post meme waifus/husbandos.
>>753071846
>implying
ofc the staple
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>753059628
>>753072868
>tfw no neet gf
>>753071440
No problem, spanish is probably less complex than WT lol
>>753065124
My days great so far. Just chillin around now
>>753065482
Oh boi. Thats hard
>>753067319
Morning CC
>>753072369
Helo
>>753073050
Very cute
>>753073082
Thank you Anon
>>753073050
Morning zero, how is it going?
>>753073240
cute face
>>753072955
Kek it's too complicated for me ya know.
>>753073050
Nah could be worse, my shift is almost done anyways dear comrade.
>>753073050
Good morning
People come here to talk and relax, right?
>>753073350
Pretty good. Came out of school. Now bumming around. You?
>>753073456
Thanks again anon
>>753073554
Thats good then. Hope youre having fun for the rest of your time
>>753073575
Hows your day going so far?
>>753073692
Ehh... being on 4chan and talking to you is fairly fun
>>753059628
What do you do in these threads?
>>753073725
Thats.. Good I guess. Hope I am / We are enough entertainment to keep your mood up.
>>753073768
Oh its konata helo
R.A.M. claimed.
>back to lurking
>>753073692
Fine have a free week already.
>>753073554
Similar to french I guess.
>>753074429
no wait. come back
>>753074354
I haven't seen you in a minute
>claimed
>>753074941
Yes? How may I help you?
Hmm. Waifu is a popular word in the catalog today.
>>753073688
I dunno, I guess?
>>753073692
Horrible, like every morning
>>753074415
ollahaY
>>753075212
Some loser with a Dishonered 2 robot waifu lul
>>753074452
But I suck at french too
>>753074429
Rammy!!
>>753074354
Yeah of course
Gravity is not real, discuss
>>753075323
>>753075449
Well, to each their own, i suppose.
>I bought K-ON College manga
>Its from a Goodwill
Does that mean I can go to my local Goodwill and they'll have manga?
Afternoon, everyone.
Claiming (You).
>>753075613
Damn, well there's time to learn.
>>753076291
Hi.
>>753076034
>>753076436
woof
>>753076440
How are you?
>>753076494
Woof?
>>753076562
._.
>>753076606
>>753076521
Strike witches when?
>>753076440
Yeah, I got about 1 month to be able to have a 5 or so minute conversation
>>753076703
looks tasty
>>753076812
You look tasty.
>>753076722
Exactly.
>furriea posting in /waifu/
/animus/gfur/, this is not a thread for you, please leave and stop your toxic behavior
>>753076904
Never because it's mine.
>>753075212
Hair...
>>753075449
Hi
>>753076984
*Chomp*
>>753076779
Can practice together if you want.
>>753076521
Sad, can't think a name for my new bdo character.
Good morning friends
>>753076447
>>753077034
Hello
>>753077053
>>753077116
Good morning, anon.
Sup guys
>>753077116
Good morning anon
>>753075860
It's real and really nothing unknown to us unlike time and quantum mechanics.
>>753077145
No squirties, please.
>>753074452
Oh? Sounds nice. Hope your having lots of fun
>>753074962
A whole minute. Damn. How are you?
>>753075449
Oh boy. I know that feel.
>>753075613
Good to hear
>>753077116
M0rning
Ew furries.
>>753077309
pls no bully.
am only pupper
>>753077125
>>753077282
I've been hanging in there, was really depressed the past month but things got so much better yesterday. I'm not gonna lie, I expected you to heresy
>>753075613
Good morning ENOSHIMA <3
>>753077378
Good that youre dooing better now. Why would you expect me to do that?
Here is my waifu and it's just MINE
>>753077429
Didn't you heresy to zero? I may be getting confused
>>753077438
Cute. What do you like most about her?
>>753077495
The shyness that comes out sometimes
New waifu(not sure?) Is best. Keepin it REAL.
>>753077600
You mean husbando
>>753077698
Truth. Truth.
>>753077158
Well doggo good morning
>>753077159
Nice picture. Good morning. How are you
>>753077282
Hey Z3r0 #leet
>>753077698
Here is your Husbando
>>753077390
How are you Rammy? <3
>>753077282
So doing anything fun?
>>753077116
Morning Koume!
>>753077063
Thanks but my Spanish is very very poor so I doubt I can do much..
>>753077740
cute
>>753077765
Morning!
>>753077594
Nice, I like shy girls too
>>753077765
I'm doing alright, went outside for the first time in over a month. How about you?
>>753077808
okay
>>753077495
Why are you posting new game?
>>753078019
Hifumi is my waifu
>>753077342
>>753078001
how goes?
Good morning
discord's still broke :(
>>753059628
You're my waifu OP.
>>753077792
Good morning how are you today. Working??
>>753077871
You are no puppet
>>753077903
Why is that? Personal reasons, medical, snow??
>>753078586
what did you even do? you should reinstall
>>753078648
Puppet?
>>753077447
That's true. But i did have my reasons for that. And i will never heresy Zero.
>>753077765
K0um3 #leet
>>753077792
Not rly. My connection is dropping to the depths of hell so i cant do much
>>753077903
cute
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ejT9GLoifjI
>>753078844
Well that's good, she's definitely cute. Did you like the anime? I think the last time we talked, the show just came out
>>753078926
I liked it alot. Had a great time watching it.
Not gonna beat the monogatari series in my ranking though, Zero is best though.
>>753078990
That's good. Is that your favorite show? I only watched the first season. I'm pretty much done with anime at this point
>>753078648
My anxiety could be part of it but I just don't have a life outside of my room anyway, no friends, no job etc..
>>753079057
It is. I love the whole setup and drawing and story of it. Done with anime? How so not appealing anymore or just nothing interresting lately?
Hope everyone is doing fantastic.
>>753078774
It changes it twice.
>pupper
>>753078990
How are you. Is you internet going down??
>>753079103
Aww come on
>>753079226
Im pretty good. Chillin, nothing bad happening.
Yeah. No idea why though Its just suddenly started going down.
>>753079226
I am a pupper.
See my tail?
>>753078680
I didn't do anything, it just suddenly stopped working ; - ;
I'll reinstall and see if that fixes it
>>753079204
I'd be doing much better if my discord would stop being inconsistent
How are you?
Fuck off back to /animus/ you dumb fucks.
>>753079195
It never appealed to me much, and I really don't even care to sit through a 20 minute episode. The only show I enjoy watching is Lucky Star since I'm comfortable with it, but even then that's rare
>>753079292
good luck
>>753079292
I'm doing pretty well, bored as all get out at work. Less bored now though :>
>>753079292
Hey hey hey!!
>>753078844
That sucks... I know how ya feel
>>753078648
Nah, got a day off today.
>>753079363
Why do people not recognize a chenthread when they see it?
Claiming best girl.
>>753079647
Don't post that pic uwu
>>753079672
What's wrong with it?
>>753078229
>>753079725
I don't like seeing my Waifu like that ;-;
>>753079553
Hey there junko!
How's your day going?
>>753079532
Sorry to hear about your work, but at least it's a bit easier with something to pass the time with.
What do you do for work?
>>753079510
thank :o
what are you up to?
>>753079840
But it's Saya.
>>753079363
Who even?
>>753079510
I can kinda understand you on that part. I probably wouldn't watch as much if i had something to entertain me more. I get bored REALLY quick so i just start watching since i have nothing else todo
>>753079867
Good, and now that I got you to talk to even better! Still issues with disc?
>>753079884
She looks like Konata
>>753079867
Laying down, so you can't see my latest message? That's a shame its pretty good
>>753079921
Most visual media appeals to me less now. I'm more interested in listening to music or just chatting with people I guess
>>753079893
You, you obnoxious little 26 faglord.
>>753080173
No like, do we know each other?
>>753080066
Well. I can understand. All i do the day is playing games, listen to music or watch anime. Its just that Listening to music doesnt really help kill my boredom and most games are simply getting boring for me since i play alone most of t he time
>Zero
>>753079867
I'm a mechanic. I'm the weird one of the shop xP with anime stickers all over my car. Also have a small Itasha.
