What's the most traumatic thing you've experienced?
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What's the most traumatic thing you've experienced?
Flash fire lit my shorts and underwear on fire for 20 seconds before I could put it out. 3rd degree burns on my hamstrings and ass, 3 months of horribly painful recovery. Flashbacks and emotional numbness has followed.
>>753053612
your mom
>>753053612
i had sex once it was awful
I was trampled when I was 4
>be 8
>get an A+ on my schoolwork
>run home to show my notebook to mom
>she studies the pages thoroughly
>out comes the belt
>get a lash in the ass for every "i" without a dot and every uncrossed "t"
That is when I realized that no matter how much I try I will never get things done right. And here I am, almost 30 years later, browsing 4chan.
Deployed, 2006
>We were picking up civilians, taking them out of the conflict zone
>winning hearts and minds and all that shit
>standard shit, crammed about 60-ish passengers, with 2 baggage pallets
>take off, cruising for 30 or so minutes
>Flight Mech call me over on ICS, saying that the kid up front keeps staring at the flight station
>We think he wants to ride up front, so I head over to him
>kid jumps up from his seat and tried to storm into the cockpit
>turns out, kid had a kitchen knife
>I freak out, I want to go back home to wife and newborn son
>I pull the kid back, he slashes at me
>too close for my M9
>I pull my own knife out, stab him in chest and gut
>he collapses, his family obviously freaking out
>Flight Mech and I hold the passengers at gunpoint until we land, about 20 minutes later
we land and security forces escorts everybody out and pronounce him dead on the scene. Kid bled out
It was either him or me
>>753054824
It's not your fault anon
>>753054824
>>753055454
Yes it is. He signed up.
>>753055519
no it's not, don't be one of those retards.
no one forced abdul to get a kitchen a knife and storm a cockpit. no one.
go take your faggot nigger ideology and kill your entire family/clan/race/town/whatever it is with it and be done with yourself.
the world does not need niggers like you.
>>753053612
living with ptsd, schizophrenia is pretty traumatic... nobody understands.. maybe they do but i dont know if i believe them, i want to
>>753055864
Stay mad, faget. You know it's his fault. He could have done infinite other actions besides sign up to kill people.
>>753053714
Hahaha holy shit - is your dick ok? How'd that happen?
>>753055519
Yes, I did
But the dumbass himself decided that it was a good idea to hijack a cargo plane manned by an armed crew
He probably would've had a family of his own right now if he just sat down for another 20 minutes
Still have trouble looking at 16 year-olds tho
>>753055953
Fuck off moralfaggot
>>753055519
It ain't his fault bro, it's the kids fault for being a brain dead dumb fuck.
>>753055953
You're right, but alot of us don't have the advantage of paid-for college. Yes we sign up for different reasons, but very few sign up solely for the chance to kill people. It's still traumatic to kill a kid, whether it be in a car accident or to save your own life. Now kindly piss off.
>>753055953
all i hear is a fucking baby kek
no ones even mad, just, kinda, disappointed you turned out the way you did. ya know?
Dick got stuck in swimming trunks once when I was 9. Some quantum physics bullshit lead to the trunks and my dick whole being interlocked like a chain Doctor was talking about cutting it off until it finally just slipped out out of no where still don't where swimming trunks to this day. Still have no idea what the fuck happened.
Bring dry humped in the locker room by the junior football team when I was in middleschool
>>753055953
ppl don't enlist to kill ppl
well, like 1/1000 do, but they usually get weeded out because sociopathic tendencies make them poor soldiers in other ways
anyway, it's a very dirty job, like cutting up meat at the slaughterhouse or sorting garbage at the waste treatment facility. someone has to do it. just be thankful you don't. actually you could be forced to if there's ever a draft.
>>753056949
No because he'd be a flag burning pussy who won't kill people to save his own life. As good as dead.
Not traumatizing for me but once I got hit by a car while riding my bike
I was somehow fine but the lady who hit me came out running g and freaking out screaming “ARE YOU OK?!”
She must’ve been traumatized the whole day, maybe still today, but I haven’t thought about it in years
>>753053612
Psychosis. It's hard to communicate this months long experience with words because it was so abstract and other worldly without any existing concepts available to make sense of it, but imagine dropping shit loads of shrooms and acid every day for months, just without actually taking any drugs but the same effects and no actual idea why this is happening to you and no way to come down from it on your own.
Reality itself and your self breaks apart and everything you took for granted crumbles before you and gets put on it's head, a giant mind boggling cluster fuck of a mind fuck that still keeps me up at nights.
Had a bowel resection that opened up the day I went home.
>Surgeon undoes my staples while I'm in the bed
>Tells me to brace myself but don't tense my abs
>Puts his whole hand in my abdominal cavity, no anesthesia
>Pulls out a clot the size of a steak
>Leaves wound open and dresses it
>Slams 6mg of Dilaudid into my IV with no warning
"Wow, you didn't make a peep. I thought for sure you'd pass out."
>>753053612
9/11/01
>>753057668
i bet you can make lots of art with that
>>753055519
god you must have the brian of a fucking walnut if you think everyone signs up just to kill people
>>753054824
You did good anon
>be me 14 year old
>riding my bike
>live in a village
>to get home I have to go through a steep downhill
>has 4 turns
>it is asphalt but retarded grandmas alway throw water in the road
>everytime I cross it i lock my rear brake in the turn
>I've been doing stupid stuff on my bike such as hitting 50km/h on blind turns since my first one so I am over confident
>It's 2 pm like 35 degrees celcius
>Cross 1st turn all fine
>same for 2nd
>3rd turn
>lock brake
>inb4 water on the road
>lose controll
>fly off the bike
>land on my face and slid
>entire right side of my face burned
>have to walk 1 km to home
>crying and screaming
>go home yelling for grandma
>see's me freaks out
>run to the bathroom
>see face freak out
> dad rushes me to hospital
>clean the wounds put some random cream
>I couldn't eat for 1 week cause skin would grow over my lip
>no stitches
>although I have a scar on they eyebrow
>I was taking so many painkillers that everything went around me slowly
>Stopped being a dick on my bike after that
>>753054639
Was you mother like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdYvN49eRU
>>753053612
sitting near a nigger
>>753054639
How did you get an A+ if you couldn't even cross a 't'? You still don't know how to properly capitalize or use commas. Someone should call your mom and tell her to go downstairs and smack some grammar into you.
I found my dad in the garage after he'd taken his head off with a 20 gauge shotgun. I was 18 and had already signed up for the Army two months prior, I left for basic training a few weeks later.
>>753059330
did he get it back on?
I'll bet he felt foolish if it never fit right again
>>753056115
yes my dick is okay. I really don't like explaining in detail what happened but somehow the burns stopped right before my ball sack and my butthole.
>>753059764
>I really don't like explaining in detail what happened
Then you should greentext it. Being able to recount the trauma is the core concept of all trauma therapy. The more you keep it bottled up the more it has power over you. I'm literally a therapist, believe it or not.
>>753053612
>Be me, like 2 years ago
>Just get off work, it's like 9pm
>Sitting on the light rail (public transit train)
>almost home, train stops by arena where NBA game just ended
>Train starts filling with people in team merch and shit, it gets crowded quickly
>I'm sitting in the bike compartment, it's a little more compact
>Disheveled looking man in baseball cap gets on train quickly
>He's holding a big box with a bunch of components and wires sticking out of it
>Sets box down on the seat directly in front of me, 8 inches away from my knees
>He bolts off train immediately after setting it down
>Pic related
>Stomach drops
>I want to scream and yell and tell everyone to take cover
>Want to start screaming bomb
>Mind completely shuts down
>ThisIsIt.jpg
>Life literally flashes before eyes
>GG
>Just as I come to my senses I stand up, I am about ready to yell out
>Guy gets back on the train
>He left his bike off of the train, he just wanted to set his shit down
>I look in box
>It's just a shitty dead Dell Optipleb PC
>Realize he's just crazy and is going to scrap it for drugs/booze
>Give him death stare entire rest of ride home
>>753053612
No greentext cuz this shit still haunts me.
I was at a Wendy's near the airport, grabbing some fries for my brother who I just picked up from a business trip. He stayed in the car making phone calls.
Right behind me, a methhead junkie had a gun, pushed by me, and demanded all the money in the register from the cashier.
She put her arms up and totally froze. Before anyone could even blink, the junkie shot her in the face and ran out.
My brother heard all the commotion, came inside, and started screaming when he saw me. I had blood and brains from the cashier all over me, and he thought I was shot.
>19 walking to get burritos
>three black guys walk passed me in secluded forest road in my neighborhood.
>walk passed
>hear one running towards me
>turn around and he begins shooting at me with a 9mm
>fires 10 times from 25 ft away
>manages to miss every shot as i throw my hands up, falling back
>after firing off their rounds they run away
>Get up and start running.
>police show up
>police see casings, and the bullet marks on the asphalt
>immediately begin searching my body making me take my shirt off because there is no way I should've survived that
>clear
I thanked God that day. I thanked what ever saved my life.
Other story
>at a gas station
>step out side to smoke cigarette and drink my surge
>two black guys walk up to me aiming two handguns at my head
>pull out my knife and say
"It's not really a fair fight is it"
>they laugh, one flickering the flashlight before turning
>they go
"You aint scared?"
>basically look at them
"Yeah, but I don't have anything so killing me wont get you any money"
>speech 100
>they look at me before walking away
Managed to talk my way out of death
Another story
>go to a house
>16
>black guy offers drink
>am very high and young so shit yeah let's go
>drink some
>has old as shit creeper room mate
>drink some weird flip flop wine
>taste like shit
>my God this weed is strong
>wake up to the old guy undressing me and kissing me all over my already partially naked body
>freak out and end up stabbing him with my knife
>run outside partially naked with a bloody knife scrambling to get back home.
My drink was spiked obviously
I was asleep for like 30 minutes
Both of them were touching me
Wasn't reported because they knew I would explain what happened and they would be charged with some rapey stuff.
I was molested by a 65ish year old at 16.
I really really wish i could forget that. It genuinely makes me sad.
>>753053612
Had just turned 18. Was at a party, got a lift home from my mum around midnight, was in the car with her, sister and gf having a great time. We pull up to traffic lights - it's green but no one is moving. I wonder why, and my mum says "I think they need help..." so I open my window...
All I hear is kids screaming. Horrific screaming, so I jump out of the car and run through the traffic up to the lights. There's a girl on the ground, mangled with her femur sticking out of her leg. She's screaming and bleeding heavily. 50 metres up the road is a boy, silently lying on the road. 50m beyond that is a driver in a car pulled over, on his knees with his head in his hands. Some kis is screaming with a knife in his hand.
Two kids, bf and gf of 14yrs old, got hit by a car doing 80kp/h. I ran over to the boy. Cleared out his mouth with my shirt, and gave CPR to him for 15mins before ambos came. Tried so hard to breathe life into his blood corrupted lungs, while spitting out chunks of his teeth, jaw and tongue. I looked up and saw my sister, same age as him, standing right there watching in horror - screamed for my mum to get her out of there. While I' working on him, one of his friends was drunk and screaming with a knife; trying to stab anyone he could. The boy died there, on the road where I worked on him. As soon as the ambulance got there, I ran to the girl and gave first aid. I had to tell the other kids who were walking with them that their friend was dead. A lady came up to me and a copper at the body with a phone saying "Its his mum", the cop couldn't deal with it and walked away.
When I'm back in my hometown on Australia days (the same day it happened), I lay flowers at the spot and can't help getting upset.
>>753060179
Motherfucker you need to move. Like now.
>>753060179
you're fault for going near blacks so often, you'd think you would have learned your lesson
>>753054824
Don't beat your self up
>>753053612
I skydive. Watched one of my best friends smack in on a hard landing. Broke both his femurs and has serious internal injuries as well as head injuries. Died in surgery 12 hours later. I didn't jump for months.
>>753060542
I've already shot someone tbh
>month ago
>standing outside smoking
>See three guys walking from one side
>a grey suv stopping immediately
>the guys stop and I'm between both of the parties
This is actually some ok chorral shit no joke
>they draw their firearms
>truck rolls down Windows leaning out with hand guns
Over 30 rounds were fired either over mw or beside me
One .380
Two 9mm
One .40
.22 lr
>ran inside and grabbed shotgun running back outside to fire but two are already dead and the rest ran
Look up arbor trace Valdosta Georgia double homicide
>>753060566
The problem is my parents always taught me all the time
>African Americans are equal just like us.
>everyone is nice and kind and African Americans aren't bad people
Yeah I had those parents.
Got held hostage by a primitive tribe for a few days. Was pretty traumatic I guess. Worst part was there was no real revenge. They got away with it and probably continue doing the same shit to this day
>>753060902
Probably bait, but elaborate?
See The End
>>753060885
Is Valdosta ghetto?
>>753061037
I saw the end ~ pallbearee
What a good song
Having to pronounce a 53 year old husband dead and telling the watching family that there was nothing we could do while they all sit around and watch. Having his wife come over and shake him and telling him to wake up.
Have seen a ton of lame shit.. but that call.. in front of the family... itll always stay with me.
>>753060179
Atlanta?
>>753060974
Pretty big into living off the land for as long as I could years ago. Did all sorts of places, but the Amazon was always my top wish. Eventually got to do it, headed in from the eastern coast line. Made it about 14 days before I mistakenly made contact with locals, who took me as a threat I assume.
>>753061050
It's ghetto enough that there's almost daily homicides
I'm the only white person in my neighborhood
I'm purchasing assault rifle because they travel in packs at this point
I sleep with a loaded 12 gauge.
Constantly doing home walks
>>753061150
Valdosta actually
Had to bury a Haitian that died of AIDS in the Baja Californian desert about 2 months ago.
>>753053612
My best friend got drunk and accidentally blew his head off with a shotgun in 9th grade. Then I got caught in hurricane Andrew in Florida, then I was at Columbine the morning of the shooting, then I was in boot camp during 9/11, then there were two wars, then I wound up in California and my gf and her little sister called me ODing bc of their abusive parents and died by the time I arrived, but I think the only thing that really packed a punch was watching the Challenger explode.
Deployed 2010
>regular patrol, medium to high risk area
>same route many, many times, nothing happened
>One morning we get hit by an IED
>IED was some freaky ass haji napalm cocktail
>everything burns, I mean every fucking thing is in flames, including my gunner up on the fifty cal
>manage to get the crew out
>militants start pouring from the hills, taking small arms fire while being in flames.
>chaotic, try to get the guys out, get one out, shoot somewhere, repeat.
>no-one died, we got some medals for saving the whole team, especially that roof gunner spitting hate while being in flames.He olso made it out alive.
>I'm in that burning MRAP every night.
>every.single.night.
>>753060119
Did you ever get the fries?
>>753053612
Recurrent Isolated Sleep Paralysis. Just yesterday I was in a sub-orbital trajectory, above a planet-sized amoeba with tentacles made of light. Steve is one of the few neutral entities I have discovered. Every time I sleep is the most traumatic thing I've experienced.
The time I got put on the front page of my local paper for public masturbation.
>>753061390
Is this legit? If so, how fucked
>>753061390
>Challenger explode
when was that, before or after the other stuff
>>753061532
I get it, not often like you, but something that helps me get out of it quicker is calming down and multiplying numbers in my head.
>>753061692
Does he mean the car?
being live
>>753061403
Take care man. Sorry to hear you're dealing with that.
There is a stretch of road that I like to call the Cursed Highway in Arizona. Every single member of my family including my grandparents and I have seen somebody wreck and die on that road. Have also seen some strange /x/ shit on there
>dated a woman with a 7 year old kid
>christmas time, kid fell into the christmas tree
>pine needle pierced his eye
>called 911
>had to hold his arms down so he wouldn't touch anything
>screamed top of his lungs for 20 minutes until an ambulance showed up
>>753061752
I hold up my bird book and name every bird I can think of until the mummy goes away.
>>753061609
Yeap. I got good at putting on a happy face and being mr upbeat, but I'm 42 now, and as the years go by, my friends & family are wondering why I'm mr sociable, but never date. I keep that emotional part of me that couldn't deal with all those things, in a locked canister, annd no ones getting in that until the day it explodes in my chest and I have a fucking heart attack lol. But that's how it works.
>>753061692
1986
>>753054824
You saved everyone one that plane including yourself, your buddys and the kids family. And most important: your kids dad. And you got to stab a kid.
>>753062248
>saved everyone on that plane
9 year old Abdul was gonna hijack a military vehicle was a kitchen knife?
Also
>months of training and millions of dollars spent creating a killing machine that cant even disarm a 9 year old Abdul
>>753054824
Bullshit
>it was either him or me
bullshit. that's what you tell yourself, but that's goddam bullshit, and in your heart you know it's bullshit. you had on enough equipment (as did the pilots) to take a stab, it wouldn't even have penetrated your gear. you wanted a kill you got one. you weren't a hero. you killed a child.
>>753057820
Was it like that part in Quake where you are turned into a strogg?
>>753061692
Yeah it was the first big thing, I was like 10, & they wheeled a tv in to show us the spaceship, a real live fucking spaceship, launching into space with a schoolteacher on it and... ohhhhh... we were all confused, but got sent home early, and on the school bus home it was silent except for the radio memorial service and we weee all fucking bawling by the time we got off the bus. That sucked. After that, nothing else seemed quite as big of a deal.
>>753053612
this whole website
seeing a circlejerk thread over here
I've never experienced trauma because I'm not a pussy. I've seen more people die, and I've killed more people than any of you. I've lost more friends than any of you.
Sometimes you have grow a pair of balls in life you pussies.
Take that to the bank, or life a life as a dangling, useless and crying pussy
>omg I have ptsd
Shut the fuck up.
I smoked method that was thrown in a dumpster. I could taste nothing but garbage for 2-3 days.
>>753062484
You hear Dave Chapelles but about the challenger exploding? Said basically the same thing, that it was like the one big event of his lifetime. ...but he doesn't know what to tell the millennial today since there's like some new challenger explosion freakin everybody our every fuckin day now. Kinda funny, it brings up a point, about how much shit people and a culture can really deal with.
>>753053612
>What's the most traumatic thing you've experienced?
had my foot torn from my body, 2nd time my leg was broke, but this time they said it was crushed. they bolted it back on, took about 3 attempts. the third time i was so pissed i refused to take morphine. god the screaming. the people in the waiting room in the ER outside complained and said i was scaring them. my dad held my hand
I'm an electrician at an underground coal mine. Been doing it for 6 years. It's hard and often dangerous work but in my time so far I've only been scared for my life 3 times.
1st time
>be testing a high voltage cable
>put a 6.6kv static charge in a cable 700m long
>forget to discharge
>proceed to reach into the receptacle with one hand to clean something while holding onto the earthed frame with my other hand
>6.6KVacrossmyheart.jpg
>screamed like a bitch as I recoiled in pain
>most painful part was the embarrassment as the apprentice was right next to me
>>753061893
Did you get that milf action tho?
>>753062651
COD legend, can I has yer autograph plz
>>753055899
If no one understands, find better ways to express yourself. That’s what helped me at least, rather than trying to find better people themselves.
>>753062724
but the funniest part of this was when i happened. imagine me with that injury, climbing over an 8 foot fence, then crawling like 300 feet to someone's house i didn't know, and beating on their back door at 4am screaming for help. the fucking cops tried to say i was breaking in. fucking pricks
>>753053612
I onced poured some cereal into a bowl and then went to get the milk only to realize we had ran out.
>>753061893
Bad genes if the kid is that retarded. Hope you got some pussy from the mother tho.
>>753062724
so i became forever known as the guy that guy that felt no pain. i had friends that told stories about me. they said i wasn't famous, i was infamous. my BF said "don't worry about ANON, just give him fucking bullet to bite on"
>>753053612
seeing a girl naked
>>753054824
can't take a knife from a kid lel
>>753062978
It would be legal here for me to gun you down if you come on my property.
count your lucky stars you didn't crawl onto my property.
>1990
>sent on a government sponsored holiday to Iraq
Pic not related.
>>753062412
Well best of luck to you finishing your disarming suave speech when you're being stabbed on an airplane trying to turn poor Abdul's life around as he lunges on you with his shining blade, I'm sure he would love to hear your peaceful oratory by your bedside in the ER
>>753063379
uhh, that meant best friend, not boy freind. sorry for any misunderstanding
WTF is with all these capturas? this is how Hiroshmoot is going to finance this shithole? fuck me runnin
>>753053612
Either the 15 years of my mother abusing me, or the two years of physical therapy after having my knee completely inverted during Army routine training.
Either way, stopped being a vagina about it and moved on with my life.
>>753063488
man, i needed help bad. i had no weapon and i was actively saying "help me, help me" and i'm crawling on the ground. seriously, could you have shot me in that condition? for once, i was the victim here
>>753063515
just kick him over. combat boots could do the job. you've never been in combat, so you're not aware of SOP.
>>753060826
Dude...
I once got shot. Got caught up in some gangster fucks their crossfire
>>753062412
You've never fought someone who had a weapon.
Sharp objects kill people. It doesn't matter who is wielding them, it doesn't matter if they're smaller than you, it doesn't matter if they're a child. A single, random stab or slash can kill you.
If he wasn't wearing a bomb suit, his vital parts were exposed. A slash to the thigh or arm could just as easily kill a person as a stab to the abdomen.
>>753053612
Rape when I was younger. Hurt like a motherfucker.
>>753063561
Someday they will make a gif of a finger pressing the same captcha picture of "roads" endlessly
>>753059277
Kek em
>>753063685
in a heartbeat, I shoot cats that trespass on my property. i'd shoot a man in .1 second (he could be armed).
PIC RELATED. IT'S LEGAL.
>>753062651
Experiencing trauma =/= PTSD.
>>753063058
It's even worse when you're so tired you pour the milk in the bowl first, and then you look at a bowl with milk in it and you're like wtf mates, and so u go get the cereal and you're out. Now wtf do you do with all this milk that's sitting in a fucking bowl yea? Like wot you do mate, can't pour it back inna bag, no sir. Oh no, can't do that, now wot wot u gin do widdit
>>753063807
yeah, i believe. this shit is killing me. i'm about to start my board back up again.
i just sat here and had to do endless roads, then endless cars. just shut the goddamn thing down if this is what it takes
>>753063784
I've fought people with bombs, AK's, sidearms, knives, and I've never been injured.
>>753063488
>>753063896
You would have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that a man with a bloody stump of a leg proved a significant threat to you. Every Western nation would see it as a man trying to get help, not a man attempting to break in/cause harm.
Unless you live in some third world shithole.
>>753063896
Idgaf if it's legal or not. Doesn't make it right, and I'd just as soon shoot you as that cat.
>>753064092
>Lying on a Timbuktu porcelain doll appreciation website
got a hit by a car so hard to the head in the middle of the road. that was traumatic as shit. at first i thought i would end up like in those rekt threads but nothing special happened
>>753064092
>had enough equipment to take a stab
>I've fought people with bombs, AKs, sidearms
Lemme know the next time you're in a firefight and you just walk up to your enemy and try to talk them out of it.
Oh wait, you can't, because by the time you start walking up, you'll get shot in the chest.
>>753063561
change your preferences to old-school text type captchas for pure win
captcha: produk garcia
>>753064197
Come onto my property and try to shoot me. You'd have a hell of a time. If somehow you succeeded, you'd be executed by my state (promptly).
Tip sent to the FBI for possible Felon Harrassment btw.
>>753063896
fine. hope you never run into me fucknuts. i'm willing to bet i'm faster off the draw. it will be two center mass then one to the head. ask anybody. if i can't outdraw you, i will just die well. but i've been doing this a long, long time. not bragging, but if you or anybody pushes me.
and these goddamn capthuras. i'm seriously about to stop posting here
>>753063896
You are a true subhuman piece of shit.
Stop making excuses with legal "muh rights" and admit youre a sick fuck that gets of on hurting small animals.
>>753063724
Why would you assume there is the time or space to kick over a kid in the hold of a cargo plane. Yeah they are spacious, but funny how like 60 passengers can fill empty space up.
Besides, why must you hypocritically point out my lack of combat when your proposal of Sparta kicking being the end-all-be-all clearly shows you don't know much about self defense. Edged weapons are not a thing to scoff at, but I'm sure you would have since learned that lesson after having your thigh artery sewn back up.
Here a man admits to killing a kid in self defense, a most heinous crime; a few threads over a man boasts of killing kids for sport, chump change.
Pick your battles, they aren't all worth fighting
>>753056134
>He probably would've had a family of his own right now
This is why you should let it go. He would've produced more enemy.
>Took case of imported beers from my dad's restaurant.
>Dad starts blaming me. I get freakout and blame it on line cook.
>Dad makes me fire him
>Dad see's guy mowing neighbors lawn, tell's neighbor 'he's a thief' and neighbor fires him
>>753064092
you're lucky. i always say if you havent' had your ass kicked several times, you aren't allowed to say shit. but that doesn't include AKs, sidearms, knives, etc
ok, that's it. i'm just going to sit here and nod and everyone i agree with, and facepalm anyone i don't
>>753064352
>whatthefuckdidyoujustfucking sayaboutmeyoulittlebitch?.exe
>>753061535
Story?
>>753054824
I was deployed to the korengal in afghanistan when shit was really bad there, but the firefight I got into from 10m away is something I'll never forget
>walking up the side of a fucking mountain, the usual in that part of trashcanistan
>notice roughly 30m in front of us about a dozen sketchy looking dudes are walking their cow somewhere
>even the cow looked suspicious, sickly and barely wanting to move
>loudest fucking explosion I've ever heard in the my life, the stupid motherfuckers surgically implanted like 20lbs of nigger rigged tnt in this cow's intestines
>of course as soon as they detonate their cow bomb their buddies with dshka's start opening up on us from like 25m away
>you've never shit your pants until you've been shot at with the russian equivalent of a .50
>their dshka ends up fucking up and they can't get it working so they just start running at us and shooting wildly in our direction
>the only person i know for a fact that I killed while I was there was a kid that couldn't have been older than 12, he was with the stupid motherfuckers running and shooting at us
>I shot him in the head and torso several times from about 10m away
>I was on the pow/kia team so I ended up having to search his mangled ass body, found a picture of what I assume was his dad or grandfather at a big social gathering
it doesn't really bother me because I know it had to be me or those stupid motherfuckers, but it's just something that sticks with you
I found my friend dead of a heroin overdose in his bedroom laying on his bed fully clothed, needle next to his arm. He'd been in there dead for almost 2 days.
He was 23.
I have a bit of a doozie.
About four years ago, my mother (who had epilepsy) took a fall and ended up in the hospital with a severe brain injury. She spent a good while in a coma, and me and my father were told that there was a near-zero percent chance of her recovering. We were urged to consider her quality of life, and what kind of things she'd want us to do. We were strongly pushed to take her off life support and allow her to die, as she was nearly 'brain dead' at the time. My father didn't take this very well, as he wanted to pull her off life support, and I didn't. Because of that, we fought fairly constantly over the course of 3 straight months with her in a coma. (contd...)
>>753063896
Why do you shoot cats? Did uncle Dwayne put his penis up your bottom? What made you such a faggot?
>>753064234
ok, i lied, i have to answer this one.
i was at the beer store. this fucking idoit ran out into the highway and got hit by a cadillac going about 90mph. he flew in the air, little rascals style. i went out to check him and his head was turned around backwards looking at me over his back. yes, he was still alive. i just walked away and told bullethead to not let his wife see him, she was one of those bitches that reveled in other people's pain and was just itching to see the dead guy.
fucking capthas
>>753064352
Try it. I dare you
>>753064374
oh no is the cat-lover mad? I've killed over 1000 in the last 4 years alone! they're an invasive species, it's LEGAL to kill them now. Don't like it? Come stop me!
ITT Keyboardwarriors
Having my forekin taken by the jews.
>>753060354
>lay flowers at the spot and can't help getting upset.
:c
I'm glad you tried and commemorated him when you can, at the very least there is always someone willing to take action and do the right thing no matter how hopeless it seems
i wish you well <3
>>753061823
Yes he does
>>753061390
Are you Forrest Forrest Gump?
>>753062651
Imagine being this retarded
listening to my dad fuck my mom in their room when they thought i was asleep. I always thought my mom was badass and controlled my dad and the house. Listening the my dad fuck my mom like a little slut really put things into perspective
>>753053612
Seeing a newfag use a thumbnail and still get a successful post
>>753064676
Did he drop any decent loot?
>>753064785
this is pure bait. sorry but i can't even respond to this for the fact that my sides are on venus
>>753064736
After one especially vicious fight, we physically came to blows, and my father started to drink. I told him that we should talk about things in the morning. He didn't say anything. I went to bed. I remember everything from that moment on as thought it were photographed frame by frame in my mind. It was 2:00 AM when I fell asleep on my father's couch. I woke up at 7:30 AM, feeling completely unrested, and immediately noticed that my father wasn't in his chair, and I didn't hear him in the kitchen. I finally checked his bedroom, and didn't find him there either. It was at that moment that I noticed him hunched over beside the bed. He was holding a picture of my mother in one hand, and his glasses were in his lap. His lips were purplish blue. I noticed a few seconds after, that there was a thin twine wrapped around his neck, digging pretty deeply into the skin. That was what was holding him upright in the hunched over position. It was tied to the bedpost. (contd.)
>>753065026
Kek
day and night. pop pop pop. you don't/won't neuter and spay, then we'll have to keep shooting them.
that's the price you'll pay for not neutering. maybe someday you'll start?
they're an invasive species now, so Marksmen like me get to kill them and have a bit o' fun.
>>753062484
Yeah I faked being sick so I could stay home and watch the launch that day. And my dad was in an industrial accident that day also.
>>753065061
>(contd.)
i don't want this to contd.
>>753065103
>shoot cats in your spare time
>marksmen like me
>marksmen
Yeah sure buddy, and I'm a racecar driver because I drive my shitbox to work every morning.
>>753064785
There's a product of incest if ever I saw one.
When I was 16 the dumb Nigger that lived behind my house required pitbulls, one got out one day and same into our yard and attacked me, my hero dog jumped in and saved me but he had to get lots of surgery, lost an eye, skin graphs and Shit, now I hate Niggers and pitbulls. Flashbacks when I see Niggers sometimes
>>753065061
I yelled his name a bunch. I screamed in his face, and shook him, and tried to untie the string, but unfortunately it was dug too far into the flesh to untie and I was shaking pretty badly. I ran from the room and got a knife and my phone. I called 911, cut the rope, and lowered him as gently as I could... I don't remember how long I beat on his chest, but I remember hearing ribs crack. He wheezed when I put air into his lungs, and I remember snot coming out of his nose when I didn't cover the nostrils properly. His tongue was blue, and his lips were cold. I tried to beat and scream him back to life and it didn't work. The paramedics arrived, and kicked me out of his house. I waited outside. The paramedics wouldn't tell me he was dead. I kept hoping until the police arrived. (contd.)
>>753054824
>>753054824
>>753063488
You'd be arrested and convicted, they love making examples of idiots like you.
>>753065177
google search found "types of feral cats"
fuckin maroon
In my first year as an EMT I went to a job where a 12 year old boy had hung himself from a tree on his families property. His dad had found him and started CPR but by the time we got there it was clear he wasn't gonna pull through. We still worked on him for 20 minutes because the family were there. Just seeing their reactions was something I'll never forget for the rest of my life.
>>753054414
lost
>>753065331
I'm wealthy and white. My sheriff loves me.
>>753063803
Where are you now?
>>753053612
Living with a narcissist who encouraged me to kill myself after progressively brainwashing me ?
>>753054414
>>753054414
Sides: ORBIT
>>753065248
They told me he was dead. I needed to tell them everything that happened. I told them, I told them about the fight, about yelling, him drinking, and my mother... Then I made the mistake of telling them that I didn't know how I could go on. My mother was braindead... my father had killed himself.
Looking back, I should have realized how bad an idea what I just said was... but I didn't recognize the look the cops gave each other. I didn't know what it meant until they said they were detaining me on the grounds that they felt I was possibly suicidal. They dragged me into the police car... I had my father's pocket knife with me, it was a gift from him when I was 5. They took it away. I never saw it again. They drove me to the hospital, and stayed until a doctor looked at me and decided I needed to be evaluated. I was taken to a "low stimulation" room, with nothing but a bed, no sheets, a single pillow, and a reinforced glass window with a metal door. It was too much to handle, and I screamed and banged on the window. I needed to see friends, or my mom, or even a stranger. They ignored me until the doctor came... he stayed for five minutes, listened to me cry and scream that I wanted out, and then left. Three large guys came in and strapped me to the bed. They took my belt and shoes. They said if I tried to escape, they'd dose me with haldol to sedate me if they needed to, and since I'd said I had a fear of injections maybe I should calm down. (contd.)
>>753054824
it would have been way funnier if you had been able to toss his little ass out the door. now that would have been AA style
I'm a cat person but you faggots hating on the cat hunter need to pull you're heads out of your asses. Feral cats are a menace and cause tremendous damage to native species. They should be culled.
>>753061227
Love this pic as an Audi owner, anymore?
>>753062651
Watch out you could cut yourself on that edge
>>753065407
i'm also wealthy and white. i'm fairly partial to magnums, i still bet i can outdraw you. AMA
>>753065566
I live in a town of about 300 in the middle of kansas and feral cats outnumber people, they are really bad out here, the mayor's son who is a crack head shoots them all the time, nobody cares
>>753065566
BINGO
we HAVE to kill them, they're an invasive species.
>>753064917
:|
pic of your mum
>>753063896
>americans
>>753064575
Oh just google sicko pervert Joshua lambert. A whole bunch of articles should show up.
>>753065535
I lay there, mostly. I stared at the ceiling. I relived pouding on my dad's chest over and over, and over and over a million times. A million million times over the course of 3 days. I refused to eat until they threatened to make me. I ate. It tasted like ashes. I don't remember what it was. My brain tortured me nonstop for 72 hours. After that, I realized I needed to see another person, someone who would listen to me. I needed to talk. A police officer arrived, he was a detective. he said he was sorry for my loss. He was the first person to say that since I had arrived at the hospital. He was the only one who seemed to care. I think he was trying to decide if I killed my dad. He asked about our fight. He asked what happened. I explained it all. I guess he decided I didn't kill my dad, because I never heard from him again. I still have his card in my wallet. He was the only one who even cared, even if it was pretend.
My aunt came to pick me up later. She told the doctor she'd vouch for me and take responsibility. She didn't have any room, so I went home the next day. I was happy to be out of the hospital. I was still living with my parents so I went home. I expected there to be a police tape across the door, but there wasn't. I found out that the humane society had been there to try to take my cats away during the 3 days, but they hadn't been able to find them somehow. I kept the cat carrier they left behind. Fuck them. (contd.)
>>753065664
we're much richer than you, old money that's been accumulating wealth in the markets for generations. I'd have your entire family incarcerated, the bloodline would end with you.
>>753065771
Australian/American actually, we're allow to shoot them in Australia and in Wisconsin USA
>>753065407
>>753065566
nice two pair
i'm not bitching about the cats, i think feral cats are prime, but i usually first try to hit them with rat shot simply because i don't want to clean up dead cat bodies. the reason i don't like this guy is because
1. i think he is faking
2. i think he is not only faking, he is full of shit
i'm not even going to do the southpark profit thing, i'm serious. i think this guy is full of it
>>753065778
I don't wanna google. Aren't you that weirdo on the coast who fucks dolls?
>>753065363
Im interested in becoming an EMT. More stories please.
>>753065782
you'd better hope those fucking cats are accounted for
>>753065782
and I went to my room. My dad was dead. The house was empty. I had no idea how I'd pay bills or rent. I didn't have a clue what was going to happen, and I'd just spent 3 days straight strapped to a bed in a cell with the last image of my father I'd ever see burned into my mind. It's weird that I don't remember what my own screams sounded like, but I can still remember the little sounds he made. Every little thing.
I've never talked about it all at once like this before, because it just depresses people, but that was the worst experience of my entire life.
>>753065782
>I expected there to be a police tape across the door
After you opened the door, you should have got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>753065788
you probably are, there are many people that have more money than me. sew buttons. i still could outdraw you.
your turn
>>753065919
I'm sorry for your loss. Keep your head up.
>>753065907
Yeah... the cats are still fine. To this day I don't know how they hid from the fuckers that tried to take them, but they did... I have suspicions that the cops who were investigating may have secretly fed them, but I don't know for sure. Regardless, they're one of the few things that keeps me a little more sane these days.
>>753065919
>that was the worst experience of my entire life.
Really? I can't imagine why; it sounds absolutely delightful to me.
4 Chan.
>>753065907
Dolls ? What do you mean
>>753065919
I'm sorry that happened to you man. I know what it's like to lose a parent but I could never imagine going throigh what you did. I hope things are better for you mate.
>be 12
>have a friend
>walk home from school
>see friend sitting outside his home
>holyshithesgotanaxe.exe
>ask him whats wrong
>friend stands up with axe
>he smiles
>tfw he tells me he's a serial killer
>proceeds to tell me he did kill his whole fam
Couple years of chronic depersonalization a while back. Everything is hell and nobody really believes you because you "look" fine. You aren't going crazy or starting shit because you're too disassociated for that. There's also no guarantee it will ever go away.
Also some other stuff I don't really consider "tramatic" because I'm not fucked up over any of it, but random bits of more intense shit I've experienced:
Was almost molested by a 16 year old tard when I was like 5. Fucker went into his playhouse with me and locked the door. Managed to fight it and make enough noise for long enough that his mom heard it and shut it down.
Robbed at gunpoint working at a 7-Eleven. Was pretty happy with my ability to maintain composure with a gun in my face.
Targeted for a gang initiation at nigger slum bus stop while traveling. 40-50 year old nigger mentor and a younger white dude that looked and acted like a nigger. He was being told to kill me as part of his initiation but he didn't have the balls to follow through. The full story is long as fuck but that's the gist of it.
>>753065239
>>753054824
Yeah, it was either that kid or lots of other innocent people. The kid was corrupted by evil people, seemingly beyond repair before you even came into contact. You have to understand how many people you saved that day. I'm sure people out there talk about you as a hero. Because you are a hero.
>>753066067
>his whole fam
why do you guys have to all try to talk like niggers? my fucking god, this is whats wrong with the world
>>753066036
They're still pretty shit, but I go on because I don't have the guts to put a bullet in my head. The worst part is that my mother recovered some... she was never quite the same, but after almost 6 months in the hospital... she got to come home. To a home without her husband, with a broken son who didn't know how to take care of her. She died janurary 21'st this year in the same hospital they had her in with her head injury. She was too good for this world anyway.
>>753066067
>fam
I hope to god he'll come back to chop you to pieces one day you fucking nigger comformist.
>be me
>be new soldier, in for a year
>be tanker, but told we are deploying without tanks
>PLT Sgt tells us we are getting a few infantry guys attached to us to brush up on our infantry skills
>new Sgt shows up, decorated, highly experienced, knows his shit
>every day, all day, trains us
>treats us rough
>all day doing glass houses, push ups, sprinting around, doing drills etc
>hate him at the time
>closer we get to deploying, the more we realize he just wants to survive and he wants to show us what he knows so he doesn't get killed either
>PLT SGT is nigger who hates me because I'm from Alabama
>influences other NCOs to think I'm a retard because I talk slow and with an accent
>all the NCOs think I'm a retard
>except this infantry SGT
>he constantly puts me into leadership roles
>slowly become his friend instead of his student
>in Kuwait relationship changes to friend completely
>tells me how afraid he is that he might not make it home to his wife and 3yo son
>this is his 3rd deployment, and done a lot of bad shit in previous deployments
>feels like this is going to be his last
>tell him that's not true, that he'll make it fine, we're all trained well
>tells me he didn't have to come on this deployment because of previous wound
>he came because he wanted to be there for us new guys
>jokingly tell him "what Sgt, you want a medal or something?" he just laughs and says "yea, well see you tomorrow
>get to Iraq
>first month there
>can already tell everything is fucked up, leadership is retarded, missions retarded
>Sgt says someones going to die because of how retarded everything is
>June 16th 2009
>have to stay on JSS because too few seats to take Civilian cops on mission, a few dismounts including myself are left behind
>do PT instead while PLT is on mission
>a few mins after PLT leaves, loud explosion down the road
>immediately get told to get stretcher ready
>PLT comes back
>truck is blown to shreds
>open door, Sgt slumped over, blue lips, pale, eyes wide open
>>753065906
Make sure you go out and get some life experience first. I joined straight from high school and had no idea what kind of shit I'd be dealing with.
Another job I went to was supposedly a case of moderate asthma but turned out to be a full on cardiac arrest:
>We rock up to the house with a nebuliser and some asthma meds
>the husband greets us casually at the door
>we walk into the living room to find his wife on the ground, not breathing and with no pulse.
>I run out to the ambo and grab all our shit
>we call for backup
>I take over CPR while the paramedic administers the drugs
>I hear a crack, I've broken her ribs
>Our back-up arrives and she's taken to hospital
Dunno if she actually lived in the end
>>753066224
>blood and guts everywhere
>pull him out screaming his name
>no response
>rush him to aid station
>can hear medics try to save his life
>know in my heart he's already dead
>while outside waiting I realize his blood is all over me
>hide and cry in corner
>they bring him out, naked, clothes ripped, to be put on chopper
>a few mins later the Commander comes out, we all gather round
>he says "I just got info that Sgt anon died.." that's all I heard
>break down and cry
>medic who tried to save him embraces me tighter than I've every been held
>cry like a baby into his chest
>all I want to do at this point is kill every Iraqi
>get told to stand down, we're not going anywhere
>have to make speech at his memorial service
>have to meet his wife (who I knew before we deployed) and son
>every year or so I get a Christmas card from his son
feels bad man
>>753065826
Its more about the "ill shoot a man in one second he could be armed" part
>>753066104
How do you combat this?
>>753066224
>be tanker, but told we are deploying without tanks
i'm not even reading this any further. it's not that i don't believe you, it's that i do believe. wow
>>753066067
Which country? Wife was friends with a woman from work who was a single mum with a boy and a girl. The girl was 6 or so and the boy was entering his teens. I met them all, they seemed nice but the boy ws being mistreated (neglect, mums abusive boyfriend). They moved away and about a year later they were in the national news. The boy had killed his mum and little sister.
>>753065839
SOUTHPARK KING?? WTF
>>753066277
you bet I would, TRY ME
>Be me 22 years old
>join military
>Dad's alcoholic, big time
>Dad dies while I'm in train at 50 years old, >found bloated and dead on a hot summers day on the floor of his 600 sq foot apt surrounded by empty half gallons of Canadian Club and two dozen cartons of cigarettes.
>Dad waited until I left to drink himself to death because he was jellly I'd amount to more than he did.
>Fast forward 13 years, I'm sitting on 4chan communicating my problems, drinking, I've made something of myself but I'll never escape you fucks or the bottle.
>>753056505
Story time, don't leave us hangin
>>753053612
The most traumatic experience I've had is the state of /b/ in 2017
>>753065103
actually pretty pumped about it. cats are dirty disease-ridden parasites.
>>753066224
>>753066253
That PLT Sgt, after this infantry Sgt was killed later told me that when everyone tried to talk down about me in NCO meetings, this Sgt always stood up for me, always had my back. He's the reason other NCOs started to respect me as a soldier.
To this day it kills me, anytime I think about it, i just destroys me. I drink a lot because of this and can only really talk about it on anonymous mongolian tapestry weaving forums
>>753060119
>tfw dont live in merica
>can go to get food without fear of getting shot
>>753053612
Being alive
Beat by my father growing up
Violent encounters with strangers
Finding my neighbors corpse
Violent encounter with attempted home invader
Losing the love of my life because I didn't cope well or seek therapy for all of the above
>>753066397
no, i'm the fucking lizard king. i can do anything
On fob in Afghanistan. Big fob. 20 foot T walls surrounding everywhere. Nearly a mile across.
Lazy day, some of us were building a wooden Bee hut.
Went to take a piss in the portajohn.
Bitching about the heat with the guy in front of me in line.
I hear swack noise and the guy I was just talking to has a funny look and coughs.
Blood sprayed out and on me and he falls down.
Never got the blood out of my OCP and did not wear those again.
Hit him in the lung and he was sent to Germany. He lived, and two years later, at a different unit, so manu new joes excited and strutting around in their just issued for deployment OCP.
Ask me many times, SGT, why are you still wearing ACU? Everyone got new OCP, everyone is wearing it. Conformity, change to OCP. Be like everyone else!!
I tell them I will wear it when we deploy. Stupid kids.
In a firefight, you expect people to get shot, injured, anything can happen outside.
Seen others get shot, even made jokes about one guy who did a flip off of the truck and rolled under it.
But that one stuck with me.
It was 5.56 too. Later found out it was from a shootout happening 3/4 a mile outside fob.
Shit happens.
>>753053612
A pedo got my parents to sign custody of me over to him for a few weeks when I was 9, starting on christmas day 1992.
He told them he was taking me interstate to his cabin where he would take me out hunting, and other manly activities. Ironically, because my stepfather didn't want me turning out to be a faggot, he said ok and both parents signed.
He had been fucking me for 6 months. I didn't know how to tell anyone.
Christmas day comes, we open presents, and then off we go. He picks some dead flowers out of a dumpster and says "we're married now".
We went 3 states away by car. When we got to his place, not only did he fuck me still, but he got increasingly violent. He started pulling guns on me and shit. He told me he was going to kill me, so I'd better accept it.
Somewhere between december 28th and december 31st, someone saw me with him in public, recognized who he was, and phoned the police. On mew year's day, ten minutes before we were scheduled to leave for his other place in the mountains (where he was going to kill me), the police arrived. If he hadn't have decided to shave first, I would be dead.
I was rescued and sent home. My parents relapsed into heroin use. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I detoxed them off heroin when I was 8. My head exploded, they slept all day, and my issues were never resolved.
I was later told the pedo had a trophy wall of polaroids, and I was on there. Seems he drugged my food/drink once.
I'm 34 now. My dick is all fucked up, can't keep it hard. I'm gay, always have been, but my stepfather beat it into me to "not be gay". When I came out, he said "No! You were raped!" and I had to tell him explicitly who I bottomed for before he believed me.
Unsurprisingly, my parents are out of my life now.
>>753066448
I dont want to shoot you, its just your so aggressive towards people because muh the laws say I can. Its pretty sad really
>>753066252
Im a really calm person, like eerily calm. But for experience Im joining the Marine Corps (infantry) so I think thatll numb me even more to chaotic settings.
And about CPRs, guess the paramedic werent kidding when he said that people always end up with broken ribs after CPRs.
>>753066532
Drinking isn't going to help you.
the meme war of 2015/2016 shook me up pretty good
>fighting for the democracy of the United States of America against Russia and treasonous filth
4 years of hot war via microwave radiation etc by government
>>753066253
You were at Bliss?
>>753066705
never hurt me, i'm bulletproof
>>753066635
>muh 2nd amendment
>>753066718
>>753066719
>>753066737
>>753066745
I shat myself at my cushy office job one time, I had to walk a full 15 feet to the bathroom.... it got pretty rough fir a second....
>>753060354
You at least tried to do something, much better than doing nothing
>>753066737
yes
>>753066479
>I'll never escape you fucks
chans gonna die soon
Mom was bad to me. Molested and beat me. Dad took me away and I didn't see her ever again. Over a decade later I a call from the funeral home saying she has died and I have to be responsible for her affairs. She was basically a degenerate crack whore before she died. I went to clean her appartment, where she died and was rotting for a while. The smell was horrible, they tried to cover it with purfume, but it didn't work. They manage to reconstruct her corpse enough for viewing. Looks and feeks like a ceramic doll. I get her cremated in the cheapest coffin possible. Sort of guilty for not helping her, but also hateful towards her. I kept her ashes in my closet. Also, whenever a woman walks by me with that purfume, I want to puke.
>>753066514
That white girl sucking nigger cock is a qt3.14. But I agree
>>753053612
Was deployed in afghanistan (kandahar) while i was in 2 PPCanadianLI (mechanized infantry)
I had my standard C-7 but i had also brought a civilian Browning S-bolt 300 win mag.
i remember going through houses (or kinda hut things) and i got knocked down by a guy with a
tomahawk looking axe and my rifle was knocked down, my 300 was slung on so i grabbed that as my hi-power was on the back of my vest, i emptied all 4 rounds into him and i remember getting up and seeing his head, it was half gone and half much, not even skin or muscle it was just pink paste, I had 180 Gr winchester soft point loaded. just seeing it still gives me chills. i wouldent say PTSD, it doesnt fuck me up that much, i only get flashbacks when i see pink ice cream or similar substances
>>753066810
Ah yes, because those junkies would be completely harmless if law abiding citizens didn't have the right to defend themselves...
>>753066532
Can we hear your accent?
oh, here's another one. i'm the guy with the crushed leg. i woke up sometime today and it was dark. i looked down at my leg and it glowed.
yep, you heard that right.
i used to work around a lot of nukes. i think the plate in my leg might have absorbed enough radiation to do this. i had my wife come in and she thought i was bullshiting her until we turned the light off and she saw it. this is almost not funny anymore. almost.
>>753063896
lol everyone triggered by this bad bait. ever heard of reverse image search....
>>753066877
basically this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi4ICGlT2Yc
>>753066862
I shit my pants on the way to the bathroom at my cushy office job.... I almost didn't make it out of there....
>>753066700
Yeah it's pretty common to break ribs, or sometimes it can be the intercostal (between the ribs) cartilage popping. Either way its a horrible sound and feeling.
>>753064322
stfu faggottttttttt yr too pussy to actually shoot anything prove with timestamp or continue to be a bitch boy
>>753059661
Kek.
>>753066877
>>753066877
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0keiEVTXpPz
>>753066737
forgot to ask: you were at Bliss too?
>>753066532
Im sorry.
>>753066849
it's a meh.... scene, the pics are way better than the scene. she just don't know how to work a big black dick like a little white girl should.
>>753066745
You're better when sober. If you think you're not, you're not really a good one...
My mom was a severely damaged person her entire life and had probably a dozen suicide attempts throughout my life starting at about 6 years old. Two months ago she overdosed and finally succeeded, I had to watch a code blue twice that night in the hospital before watching my mom die. She was only 49. This was two months ago and I'm not really sure if I'm ever gonna be the same, its made worse by the fact that she told me I was the reason she'd kill herself the day it happened. Mental illness is no joke.
>>753067031
Yep, 4588th Super Vehicle Battalion Squadron, 666nd Corps
>>753060354
You're a nice guy, anon
>>753067031
No but I lived in El Craphole back then, I was a bouncer at a strip club, and I knew a lot of guys from 1ID.
My close cousin overdosed so I had to go ID his body where he OD'd at and it really fucked me up seeing his body. He was still warm and his lips were blue, his eyes all glossy and wide open and it was so fucked up while I was hugging him just wishing he'd wake up. It was the most surreal and worst thing I ever experienced.
My younger cousins wanted to come up and see him, I'm glad I made sure they didn't even though I think they secretly hate me for it.
Think the worst part was that he could have been saved, he was with cousins who could have called an ambulance but didn't, they just fled the scene and let him die.
>>753067142
Which one?
I was in 1st AD, Foxxys was my favorite
>>753067061
i'm looser when i'm drunk. really. i'm just way to tighty when i'm dead sober. some people one way, some others.
>>753062651
Oh yes, of course Mr badass.
>>753067178
Jags.
>>753067178
I was in Delta Delta Cinco Rapid Bathroom Management Detachment, also known as "The Shithouse Twenty"
>>753067082
I heard her breathing and thought she'd pull through, but one of the nurses told me that was just her death rattles/lungs collapsing.
>>753064044
It' even worst when you put the cereal first and then find an empty tetrabrick of milk in the fridge, and you open it and shake it upside down several times on the top of the bowl hoping milk will come out magically.
>>753064352
lol these two rednecks being like "come to my house and I shoot u" on 4chan is the highlight of my night
>>753066667
Did you go to therapy after?
>>753067231
it takes cooks as well as crooks to make an army
>>753067243
Did I tell you about the time I shat myself at my cushy office job? I almost didn't make it out of there....
>>753053612
4Chan.
>>753066278
If you're asking how I got past the depersonalization, I learned to be okay with it for it's own sake and not to try and trick it to go away. So it went away. Treating the defense mechanism as something that needs to be cured only seems to convince it that it needs to be there to protect you and so it just stays there indefinitely. But it also depends on the root cause.
For me it was a cycle of panic because depersonalization, followed by more depersonalization because more panic, so more panic and so on. For that the above was where I needed to get to internally to break the cycle. It took about a solid year of constant focus on that goal, but.
>>753059964
Let me translate that for you.
You will never not be a faggot uless you tell us all the juicy details of how you got those burns near your genitals. Please go ahead and greentext.
>>753067294
The best food is stolen food, that's what I always say
>>753066667
Did you go through therapy after?
>>753067320
I was trying to flatiron my public hair for a date, you happy?!?
>>753067250
that's why i'm here. i've wrote 2 essays for college students, drawn pictures and been called a certified beat poet, and told about 4 thousand jokes today, and i'm just getting started
>>753059022
I'm sorry bro. Is your face fine now?
>>753067142
Is strip club some weird military slang or were there literally strip clubs in Iraq?
>>753067346
did i ever tell you about the time i broke in my landlord's restaruant and stole all the steaks?
i got a fucking million of these
>>753067235
she was dead at that point. 49 isn't so young btw. life can make anyone old by their teens as I'm sure you know.
let us have compassion for you and your mom. I wish you better and happier years.
>>753061186
What did they do to you exactly? How did you survive/escape?
>>753067472
You didn't, I'm very intrigued now
I just shot a cat and TIMESTAMPED it for you ungrateful fucks. Wanna see it?
>>753067178
Foxxys.
Heh. We had an enterprising female in our bn who decided to make some extra cash there.
Body was decent, but damn the face was a thing of bad dreams.
>>753066839
are you okay now?
>>753061896
I'm sp00ked. Story?
>>753053612
4chan
>>753067507
ok, gimme a few minutes, i'm going to typ tish up offline then post
fuckin catperhuer
SEEING THIS CUNT EVERY FUCKING DAY
>>753067525
any pics? I might know her
>>753065720
yeah, it's not so much that people hate the cat hunter because he kills an invasive species.
It's because he goes on 4chan of all fucking places and tries to come across as tough because he can shoot a 4 pound animal with a rifle.
Please. Kangaroos over here in Aus are a fucking pest, and the govt employs roo-shooters to literally fly around on helicopters and shoot them. THAT is worth bragging about because it takes a fuckload of skill and balls to do that. Not sitting on a porch shooting a small cat and then bragging about it on here cuz muh rights
I was waterboarded once. I learnt how to manage pain with it. All you gotta do is count down how long until the pain stops
>>753065778
topkek
>>753066937
No way, my SSGT had an Alabaman accent too!
> have a crowd of druggie friends
> WE WUZ ACID KANGZ'N SHIEET
> go to my best friend's house to hang out
> he has completely lost his mind, full crazy
> thinks he has superpowers and that the guys on TV are talking to him
> Call 911
> Doc comes and says he should go to nut house
> Take him
> While saying goodbye find another of my friends in the nuthouse checked in as well
> Laugh hysterically
> Introduce them to eachother
> All staff looking suspicious
> Leave before they check me in too.
>>753067600
>Kangaroos over here in Aus are a fucking pest, and the govt employs roo-shooters to literally fly around on helicopters and shoot them.
WHAT? How much do they get paid? Do they hire Americans?
>>753061848
I too live in AZ. Where's the road so I can avoid it
Interesting thread to read through before bed. I’ll contribute.
>Oct 31, 2001
>be 10 on the way to karate lessons with lil bro
>mom driving
>some old guy pulls out in front of her from a side street
>we t-bone him at 35-40mph
>I was just a kid and always put the chest restraint of the seatbelt behind me cause it would rub on my neck otherwise
>impact swung me forward, but seatbelt held
>hit the door lock indicator on the top of the car door right above my eye
>cut me all the way to the bone
>I remember the smell of the dusty airbags
>I somehow crawled off the road into the grass in someone’s front yard
>bleeding all over my face onto my school uniform
>my mom was holding me and crying for help
>my little brother kept saying “I’m sorry” through tears
>they both thought I was going to die
>I remember being in the ambulance with my mom next to me and the paramedics trying to patch me up
>I said “I love you” to my mom and meant it more than any time I’ve said it since
>be in ER
>32 stitches near my eyebrow
>get home, throw up blood and whatever I had to eat at the hospital
>fast forward to today, 16 years later
>small fishhook scar above my eye, not too easy to notice
>things are going pretty well
My mom and bro weren’t physically injured. The guy who pulled out in front of us broke some of his ribs.
>>753066909
pics nigga
>>753053612
I met someone that was gender fluid.
>>753067600
Don't think I'm a tough? I've hit cats from 50 yards with a .22lr at night!
>>753067603
that's SOP in most military jobs.
>>753054824
Worthy of a purple heart.
>>753061848
>>753067677
Same. Pray tell?
Is it in Heber? That's where that Fire in the Sky shit happened.
>>753053612
I looked in the mirror
>>753062412
>enough equipment to take a stab
This must be current standard issue for pillots
>>753067715
I was waterboarded when I was 10 or 11 years old. I think I deserve some respect for that
>>753063803
It hurt. That's it?
>>753067507
remind me also to tell you about when i tried to sell the stinkiest pot in the world
>be me
>be 17, and hanging with a friend the same age
>what the fuck are we going to do tonight anon?
>have you ate today?
>no, i ate yesterday. i've been drinking beer ever since so i'm not really hungry
>well i'm hungry, let's get some food
>the guy that owns the whole damn neighborhood also owns the restarant on the corner
>sneak up, all quiet, 101 airborne style
more soon as i type it up
BTW, Hiroshimoot sucks ass hard
>>753067667
dunno, they mostly do it in the Outback where roos are a real problem.
If you can hunt and aren't a total american fuckup who wants to mount a minigun on a cessna or some shit you're golden
>>753057668
same with me here. i suffered 4 cases of psychosis. all drug induced. each worse than the one before.
got diagnosed a schizo. since then i had something to work with and it got better
>be me 13 years old
>goes to a camp
>fucking disorganized as shit
>some of the older kids invite me in their tent bc they have vodka
>I have one shot before I lose control of my body
>drugged
>violently raped by 17-18 year olds telling me they were going to kill me and shit like that
>they dumped me in the woods and I almost died
>told counsellors I just got lost and hit my head
>after years I finally try to sue them all for what they did to me
>turns out one of the boys is a son to a millionaire in China who hires a fleet of fancy lawyers
>can't do shit
feels bad
>>753067142
no, the strip clubs are where his unit was before deployment
>>753067815
>in forward locales
have you seen what gear our helo pilots are wearing in combat
>>753067876
>aren't a total american fuckup who wants to mount a minigun on a cessna or some shit
Dammit, I'm disqualified. Thanks anyways M8
>>753067838
oh 10 or 11, does that make you special? No, I'll respect a man who does something to deserve respect.
>>753067525
I worked at the Lamplighter, same owners as Foxxys, there was one girl who was enlisted who worked there on the down low, she was hot af, this was back in 03 though.
>>753067896
>can't do shit
Do you want us to do the brainstorming? Come on Anon, there's plenty of shit you can do about it.
>>753067931
that's how they hunt invasive hogs (with miniguns and choppers)
that's how we'll be hunting cats too in florida and texas soon (seriously).
>>753067691
i'm not really sure that this will show up on digital. i'm going to buy a geiger counter just to see what the hell i have it me. i swear i think when they brought that Russian plutonium over and tried to convert weapons grade shit to fuel as a "good gesture", that might have fucked me up. the only containment they had was a plastic sheet over it. i'm probably breaking about 17 laws by even posting this, but damn. my fuckking foot is glowing.
>>753067715
>I've hit cats from 50 yards with a .22lr at night!
there are no words for this. my wife can hit a cat at 50 yards at night in the winter with her liner in on iron sights with a .22lr
i bet she could outshoot your lame ass into the calendar so far your head would come out next wednesday. god, what a fucking joke
>>753053612
>coming back from work on my Yamaha R3 (Motorbike)
>Been a long day, looking forward to some vidya
>lady skips a red light at an intersection I was going in
>was at a good speed and accelerating
>No time for countermeasures
>Fuck
>Brutal impact, destroyed right leg and I was flicked into the air
>Landed hard, broke my left leg -Compound fractures
>After a moment laying on the road I get up and look at myself
>right leg is visibly just gore and bones, left leg is bent badly, bones sticking out
>bleeding alot now
>pain is rising
>I realise this is going to be a painfull death
>start shitting myself and fumble for my phone
>drop my phone in agony I start jerking this way and that in very bad pain
>Eventually pass out
Still get nightmares lads
>>753053612
Happened yesterday:
>Be doing lift tests for new job
>Put 250lb onto dolly and I have to carry up steps 5 times in a row up and down
>Then go and lift 200 pound box onto ledge over and over
>old lady filling out paper work right next to me starts singing hungry eyes and looking at me, I just sort of laughed
>Start talking to one of the younger nurses, she seems nice.
>Young cute nurse walks away and starts singing to fucking rick astley to some old dude getting PT done
>"how do you know Rick astley"? Old dude says
>"erma gaaawd you ever biiin rick rolled b4 xDDDD"
>Like it was the most niche and cool thing she's ever said in her fucking life
>I fucking Reee'd at her and called her a normie
>I shit you not I went "reeeeeee fucking normie" just by pure reflex
Everybody just kind of stared at me and they were like "are you alright"? I just kind of laughed and felt disappointed in myself.
>Had to take blood pressure after lift test
>Old lady who sang hungry eyes to me kept saying I was making the blood pressure machine not read
>Didn't think anything of it
>Start checking out the machine more on the third test, she had just been unplugging it over and over because she didn't want it to get too tight on my arm
>she comes over to lie to me about the test again
>I just look at her coldly "don't fuck with the machine".
>pass test
>leave like 2 minutes after
I also lied to one of the nurses there and told them I had 100 bitcoins from 2012. I have no clue why they believed me because I'm going to work at some hardass manual labor job at the moment. Kek.
TLDR; I reee'd at people in some ghetto ass medexpress and convinced them I was also a millionaire.
>>753067291
>>753067396
I'm autistic, so I never knew what to say. I was diagnosed with PTSD. I'm having CBT sessions at the moment, so it's finally being dealt with.
>>753054824
>go clean that shit up so we take hero it like in the movies
>fake hero it like in the movies
>bitch ass punk sandnigger tries to ride on front of plane. Superiors say it's ok.
A kitchen. Knife. 9 years old making himself a pbj sandwich .
Could have beat the shot out of kid to disarm birch ads plastic knife and 9 year old body.
Says kid was gonna disarm m9 submachine gun and hijack macarena
Hhhmmm hhmm by gnu h h h army music sounds as the action figure kills somebody's son in front of his family
Eeeeeh Macarena
Fuck I g coward fears for his life
Hero after killing someone's kid in a civilized western environment names bond would have his as s for that one
Ride in the front of the cockpit so we can kill your child and be heroes about it.
>>753064044
Damn if only society had made a tool for that issue! Oh wait they did numb nuts! It's called a funnel!
>>753064807
>having thier culture infect us to the point where it's completely normalized to mutilate an infant's genitals
>>753068202
was she asian?
>>753068189
I'm a Marksman. she can't outshoot me. nor could you, PLEB.
>>753068245
fuck you, he did what he had to do to go home. as i said, i'd have thrown the little fuck out the door. after the first 90 feet, it don't matter.
this is getting way old. the only roads i want to see is Randy Rhodes
>>753065103
>pop pop pop.
Da ting go?
>>753068227
Oh, CBT? Thats good. Worked on me.
>>753064785
Old Post is old
>>753061535
>>753068245
oh, i didn't even notice this
>m9 submachine gun
uhhh, m9 sidearm, m9 submachine gun? wow, just wow. do i even need to go into this? i'm really not sure that the US military standardly issues 9x19 submachineguns to boots in copters. hey, maybe i'm wrong
>>753068342
you are full of shit is what you are. my hat is off to you sir.
>>753067183
You should work on your personality so you can loosen up when sober.
>>753068364
No the child murderer was dealing with a kitchen knife a 9 year old and a plane full of American soldiers ... Cops in America aren't this cowardly to arrest someone in packs of pigs when our buddy hero here decided to pull his own knife out like a g.I. American hero
Picking up civilians. Was there a border line that said this was the civilized west Britain NATO . James bond could have gotten his ads handed to him he killed a child on the western front in a plane full of the salvation army and coast guard.
When he pulled his own knife out it was a knife fight right. Couldn't he shoot him with his gun?
>>753068397
Yeah. It's difficult. We're digging up shit that I repressed for so long.. it took me 5 sessions before I started really spilling my guts
>>753068623
i wasn't talking personality, i meant i can shoot better from the hip when i've had a few because i'm looser. just as accurate, but the muscles aren't as , well you know, aren't as overly tight
sexual abuse from a cousin at the age of 7 and then between the ages of 9 and 12 from my stepfather
they both got off scott freee and i got self harming tendencies, poor mental health, anger and daddy issues
>>753068680
>When he pulled his own knife out it was a knife fight right. Couldn't he shoot him with his gun?
have you ever actually been on a heli? if you want to talk close quarters, that's the place to start.
/thread. don't fuck with this guy, you haven't been there
>>753068680
Hey Punjabi there's toys candy and curry on the cockpit here I get you an airplane at the Barnes and noble western toy store if you suck my cock and go 3 rounds with the toy soldier here and his knife
Might fist you less in europe
>>753067860
Well it was generally horrible. Having read the thread it's probably not as traumatic as some of you but it's the worst thing that's happened to me personally.
>>753068894
i'm sure it was horrible, but damn. i saw a woman get her head cut off. i saw her daughter die in my dad's hands while he told her it would be ok. fucking car accident, dad told me to stay but i had to see. i was like 5 years old. the little girl was maybe 3 or 4. i still remember him throwing the shirt he had on in the trash with both their blood on it. that mom was hit so hard that her head came off and she was in the back seat. i've seen some shit
>>753069144
that was the last thing that little girl saw before she died. her mom's body and her mom's head about 2 feet away from it. that's when i knew there was no god
