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Describe your life with 1 pic.
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>>753050309
Yeah this sums it up pretty well.
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desiring enlightenment but not putting in any of the work to attain it.
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I have no pic because no pic can depict this amount of disgust.
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>>753050309
I've never related to any picture more than this pic
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>>753051959
Hey! I'll do it for you...... give me some details.
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>>753050573
One of my favorite things of all time, that video.
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>>753050309
You're a drinking cancer victim that makes and sells drugs?
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>>753050309

Beautiful on the outside empty inside.
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>>753052470
32 KHV whole has completely failed at achieving lifes only real purpose to reproduce and continued survival.
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>>753050309
>Get blown up for a client
>Boss some how manages to lose the contract
>"Its only 10 million dollars anon, we will do better soon"
>Laid off a month later, been out of work for a year
>Wife left me

Its like no one needs someone to disarm bombs. Any recommendations on a new career?
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>>753053277
Putting skydiving videos on Youtube?

Dat youtube money.
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>>753053361
Maybe I can take apart bombs for YT money.
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>>753053361
Oh, or a video series actually describing the training involved in bomb disarming. Fat survivalist nerds would watch that shit, just in case they ever need to be a hero on an airplane or some shit.

Hell, I might watch that just to get an idea of what a real bomb looks like. I'm sure TV and movies do a shit job.
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I need an adult.
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>>753051905
ya, that seems like a poor choice rationally but "putting in work" could be forcing it and that doesn't seem likely to gain results either so going with the lesser effort method seems like a good choice to me at least...

and if the singularity happened then there'd be technology/medicine for increasing longevity so it's not as if you don't have the time to pursue.
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Deep.
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living in sweden
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>>753053277 do this —> >>753053432

Hey do this idea get that you tube money man!!! It’d take a little time but I’d guarantee make a YouTube channel with dudes idea and it’d catch wildfire and eventually you’d be a top money youtuber, prolly wouldn’t even have to show face if you manage and produce it with good enough quality, let’s face it a video that doesn’t have facial recognition with expressions and likeliness you have to fill that void with good production value and material .... jus sayin it’s an option dude
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>>753055380
how do u know? u cant know
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>>753052974
Sauce?
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>>753055814
what is that?
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>>753056676
that's pretty, can't help but to think that someone could have taken a much better photo in the same location with a little effort
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accurate
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I think you might like this one anon
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its lonely being at the top
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>>753056593
the new Samurai Jack. On AdultSwim
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sauce?
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you sicken me
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MODS
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i'm very dutch
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How come Pepe has such trouble getting his beer open?
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there's no table or wall nearby
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jokes on u faggot.
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>ITT Faggots with okay lives pretend their lives are ruin.

Complaining instead of killing yourself means you’re too much of a bitch to kill yourself when you know you deserve it
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>>753062668
This guy is good
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your hell is my heaven and vice versa
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>credit cards
>student loans
>probably electric chair in 20 yrs
>also zarya main
Seems appropriate rn
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>>753053018
Beautiful....?
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>>753053921
kek.... and got tot jail they will.
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>>753065490
Its Wednesday dumbass
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>>753059725
go outside
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>>753050309

I can do no better.
Never.
Cliche or cringey, I give no fucks.
That picture, right there, is my life.
Quit with the field I do best to get a job to pay the bills and settled on second best for marriage who was still hot but later became a bitch and had a kid who simultaneously adores and hates me. Maybe ten years left to live, and if my hairline is any indicator, I also got early death from both grandfathers, either stroke or heart attack, pick one.
I see my grim future and take solace from jacking it rather than fuck a frigid wife who bitches about sex hurting her and drink myself to stupor and sleep in a different room to avoid the constant sleep flailing and saharan temperatures I am forced to endure if I want to sleep in bedroom with heater and multiple blankets all over bed IN SUMMER.

I watched this show and empathized with Walter so much it made me sick.

I am looking forward to retiring at 45 so I can spend the last 5-6 years of my life dying knowing I provided a steady source of income and was not a complete waste.

Shut the fuck up. I am not whining. It was a good run. Many choices in retrospect I would have made differently with current knowledge.

Probably just gonna retire, have a midlife crisis, and take off to some shithole where you can live like a king on 5K a year and fuck everything till i dont wake up one morning. Soumds good to me.
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