God Tier Celebs
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God Tier Celebs
>>753039385
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>>753039419
>>753039438
>>753039477
Good luck keeping this alive alone
>God Tier Celebs
Taylor is an angel. :]
>>753039385
She is the worst though. I mean I guess if thats what you are into, good for you. But I'm certain more people find feet sexier than her.
Any reason this thread wasn't linked in the previous one?
lol what the fuck
>>753040022
probably to keep the anons whom daydream about black dicks out
>>753039714
KEEP GOING WITH BEYONCE
>how could he cheat on her???
>>753040179
You haven't fucked the same pussy for years i see
>>753040179
he cheated on her?
Taylor and Victoria. Name a better duo.
You can't.
>>753040548
Taylor and Victoria are the hottest celebs in the game.
Very good taste Anon!
>>753040633
I agree Anon, I'm glad that you think so too.
>>753039385
That is a nigger op
>>753040716
You are the best Anon in the whole wide world and I literally cannot wait until you post more of Taylor and Victoria.
>>753040548
Cameron Diaz & Sarah Michelle Gellar.
The lurkers in here are not old enough
>>753040802
what about me? how could you do that to me?
>>753040548
>>753040716
>>753040802
Hello Anons. Different Anon here. Wow, I didn't realize what a great duo these two were until you two different Anons started posting them.
>>753040841
for you friend
>>753040888
Check'd and kek'd
>>753040960
Still goes straight to my dick, that string of saliva at the end.. Fuuuck, thanks, I'm out, gotta fap now.
>>753040888
lel
>>753039748
wow.. took longer than normal for her to show up, /b/ is slacking again.
>>753041083
kek enjoy anon. peace.
>>753040856
You are saying what you son of bastard bitch?
>>753040727
so are you, anon
>>753041128
Fuck you Padoo Patel
>>753040022
>>753041125
So... bad, is that made as a joke or is Gugino just a sucky kisser?
>>753041210
no clue man got it from a /tv/ thread years ago
>>753041190
lmfao
>>753041315
wew that's a good Vicky
>>753041302
Great Rose pic, but I really need to leave, don't know why I expected more kissing females
>>753041376
:3
>>753041488
lol I have a bunch of lesbians kissing but they all have sound. those are for /gif/ :^]. take care mang
>>753041614
I unironically love cheetah print stuff on chicks.
>>753041583
jfc
>>753039385
>>753039403
>>753039419
>>753039438
beyonce kinda ugly but those titties are nice as fuck
>>753041633
I've been in here earlier r/euzzp1wm. don't know if the owner is still there, seems empty but toss some in there for me pretty please?
>>753041778
yeah sure man. it'll be a little while but I throw some in there
>>753041865
Thank you anon
I'm off for real this time
>>753041697
I don't. :c
>>753041989
no doubt brotha
>>753041995
not like super tacky cheetah print but like the black and white prints are okay imo. I see you're a young TayTay fan?
>>753039748
i cant be the only dude that dosnt think she is that attractive. She looks like the weird ass horse girl that everyone had in their class. No tits, no ass, just a kinda cute face and lanky body. No thanks
>>753042125
I'm not young, I've just become like this, probably from extensive social isolation.
And yes, Taylor is my favourite! :]
>>753042515
I meant you like TayTay when she was young.... lol
>>753042125
I just realized after posting, did you mean that I'm a fan of young Taylor and not that I'm young?
That makes more sense now that I've had time to think about it.
I prefer Tay as she is now. She's older than I am by less than a year which I really like, normally I always like younger women but Taylor being older than be makes her feel like she'd be more caring and protective of me and that it'd be more appropriate. :3
>>753042515
Not young, yet uses dumb ass smileys.
Somethings not quite right
THIS is my ideal Taylor right here. :3
T H I C C and C U D D L Y
>>753042696
A decade of social isolation on the internet will do that. :c
>>753042932
You one of those blacked tayfags?
>>753043119
Not at all.
>>753043294
Then I can forgive the smileys
>>753043431
YAY! :~]
These black celebrities are doing it for me tonight more of Beyonce and Rhiannas XLtitties
blonde selana
This board.
Get off it.
>>753044005
I guess pic is unrelated?
>>753044092
No, it's very related.
Go to the boards on the coconut and never come back.
>>753043792
You should stay in here where It's nice and not full of jlaw
>>753044519
Use your filters madfriend
George Clooney>>753039385
>>753041583
Hmm, strange. I wonder what she wants us to concentrate on in this picture
>>753044657
I'm in here as well. :3
>>753044712
Fuck off of /b/ and turning it into cancer you little bitch.
>>753044949
lol fuck you Neil
>>753044809
I'll take a wild guess and say it's not her new flip flops
>>753045011
you're new as fuck. /b/ has always been cancer and has NEVER been good. get a grip dude.
>>753045011
Celeb threads have been here longer than you have little one. Use you filters if you don't want to see them, instead of wasting your energy on trying to make them go away, it's not gonna happen
>>753045117
Never been good?
Yeah and I bet the only threads that where EVER on /b/ where
>sup /b/ rate my dick
>what would you do to this bitch I know [hint: answer is always fuck or rape]
>faggots fapping to fully clothed bitches from Facebook
>faggots fapping to males that look like females and claiming it's not gay as fuck
>roll for nudes of some frumpy ass looking generic white bitch
>people fapping to fully clothed celebs
>fucking furries
>YLYL threads that always have the same fucking shit posted on them
>calls to raid answered by NYPA
>Drumpf and/or Shillary threads
>faggots projecting their cuck fantasies on others by posting 'u mad white boi???' shit
>more dicks than a Richard convention
>copypasta
>that one faggot who keeps posting Andy Sixx memes
>>753045337
Filter them faggot. for fucks sake.
She's 51 and still absolutely smoking
I would never stop motor boating them
>>753045337
12 of your 14 examples are in my filters.. See, not hard to avoid the shit I'm not interested in seeing
>>753045445
Should post a recent photo with that statement dude
>>753045546
Are there any developed for firefox?
>>753045662
wat
>>753045662
I think it's built in isn't it?
>>753045817
Well how do you use it?
>>753045961
Top right corner at the reply section. Type in a word you want to filter and every op-post with that word disappears. Celeb threads are easy: Celeb, cel ,/cel/ and famous, then you should be good
>>753045961
is this guy being serious?
>>753046153
My actual nigga
>>753046279
Be nice to the new guy, we've all been there
>>753046481
yeah I guess you're right.
>>753046536
Holy thickness! More!
>>753046536
Jesus Christ, devastating
>>753042303
No, im on the same boat as you. She has a pretty face, but Im more into bodies. I think she just exemplifies that "pure aryan girl next door" look that many people who frequent this website obsess over
>>753046812
A good devastating or a bad devastating?
>>753046927
Need more of her thick in the crimson dress
>>753047051
I'll see what I got.
>>753046994
more!
>>753046994
Who dat?
>>753047268
check filename mang
>>753047293
love Rachel
>>753047125
>>753039419
Oooo, i like apes
Any who remember the pop group Aqua and the frontwoman?
>>753047666
>>753047689
>>753047722
>>753047666
Is that from a weird movie about a band with a guy who wears a fake head?
>>753047331
I'm dumb, I should have checked
>>753047666
Satan brings me my childhood fantasy, thank you satan
>>753047689
>>753047761
>>753047722
>>753048025
Is it strange that I like her tits better when she's older?
Selena Gomez <3
>>753048198
nah,
>>753047368
She's fine
>>753048935
So sexy!
>>753049360
Emma is such a guilty pleasure.
>>753049480
I love her
>>753049709
oh yes nigga
>>753049607
I do too... but it feels almost wrong to.
>>753049701
Saved
>>753049782
Thicc Queen
>>753049783
she looks a little scary there,
but GODDAMN DEM TITTAYS!
>>753045011
>turning /b/ into cancer
Weewwww
>>753049829
lol why's it feel wrong?
>>753049967
>>753049868
love her new look
>>753049952
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
>>753040841
My negro.
>>753050299
Whew Demi
>>753050415
>>753050237
She's a bit basic but I'm so attracted
>>753050421
pretty
>>753049952
>>753049782
Baddest bitch on the planet Imo
>>753039748
ugly rat with no body
>>753041583
Anything to distract you from this.
>>753050577
Diaper booty
>>753050476
lol whatever you say
>>753050496
Fuck yes
>>753050496
She's great
thx tracy
>>753050630
She is fucking vile.
>>753050650
Wow. Lovely Emma
>>753050738
Agreed
>>753050810
Debby is hot too
>>753050857
>>753050890
Fuck moar
>>753050917
>>753050924
İstanbul Konstantinopolis'ti bir zamanlar
Şimdi orası "İstanbul",Konstantinopolis değil
Gideli çok oldu Konstantinopolis
Artık Türk Lokumu, mehtaplı bir gecede
Konstantinopolis'teki bütün kızlar
Artık İstanbul'da yaşıyor, Konstantinopolis'te değil
Yani eğer Konstantinopolis'te bir randevun varsa
İstanbul'da bekliyor olacak seni
>>753051068
Damn Fapfapfap
Eski New York bile, New Amsterdam'dı bir zamanlar
Neden değiştirdiler, söyleyemem
Sadece böylesini daha çok sevdiler
Peki beni geri götür Konstantinopolis'e
Hayır, geri gidemezsin Konstantinopolis'e
Gideli çok oldu Konstantinopolis
Konstantinopolis'in başına bunlar neden geldi?
Türklerden başka kimseyi ilgilendirmez bu
İstanbul
İstanbul
İstanbul
İstanbul
>>753050936
best waifu
Eski New York bile, New Amsterdam'dı bir zamanlar
Neden değiştirdiler, söyleyemem
Sadece böylesini daha çok sevdiler
İstanbul Konstantinopolis'ti bir zamanlar
Şimdi orası "İstanbul", Konstantinopolis değil
Gideli çok oldu Konstantinopolis
Konstantinopolis'in başına bunlar neden geldi?
>>753039419
Beyonce was pretty face when she was younger. Now her body is hotter but her face is warn. Big curvy milf body. Also in this pic rihanna looks loke the scream mask.
Türklerden başka kimseyi ilgilendirmez bu
Peki beni geri götür Konstantinopolis'e
Hayır, geri gidemezsin Konstantinopolis'e
Gideli çok oldu Konstantinopolis
Konstantinopolis'in başına bunlar neden geldi?
Türklerden başka kimseyi ilgilendirmez bu
İstanbuuul!
>>753040660
>>753040700
Lol teh fuk
>>753051484
Torpedo tits
>>753045337
>>that one faggot who keeps posting Andy Sixx memes
Grow up.
>>753045337
Grow up.
>>753039385
>starts thread for hot Celebs
>first post is a black chick....
>develops brain tumor
>>753039385
>God Tier Celebs
Only God Tier?
Get on my level (or rather BEST's level)
PLEASE PLEASE JEWESS QUEEN SHINE YOUR LIGHT AND YOUR LOVE UPON ME SO I CAN OVERCOME THIS CRIPPLING, CRUSHING ADDICTION!!!
>>753052392
>>753051318
jidf get out
>>753052349
what about your addiction to jewesses?
>>753052522
NO JUST THE CODEINE PILLS
>>753039438
>Real black woman
>Does everything basically to make herself look white.
Fucking black chicks..take away their weaves and paint and see what you got left.
>>753052445
get a load of this goy
>>753042303
shes got a cute face but overall pretty average really.
>>753052349
Delete this, asshole
>>753052635
Kys
>>753042303
No. i suppose not. There's probably a dozen of you. I believe your condition is generally referred to as homosexuality.
PLEASE JEWESS QUEEN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>753052880
Stop it herman
>>753052311
average
JEWESS QUEEN HELP ME PLEASE I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PAAAALE FEETS AND I JUST WANT TO BREAK THIS ADDICTION AND LOVE YOU FOREVER. MWAH MWAH MWAH!
>>753052744
damn Best Emma is hnnnnng
>>753053054
did they fuck
>>753053084
she got like 6 votes of of 150 in the poll lmaooooo
>>753053134
No.
>>753053190
Oh look it's watsonfag
Plebbit rigged poll
>>753053356
heard they did but okay thanks
>>753053395
those pills have got you paranoid Roberts fag. maybe dial it down a bit eh?
>>753053134
probably
>>753053444
Stfu faggot
>>753053356
proof?
>>753053590
She has a boyfriend, dumbass
>>753053190
<insert Benjamin Disraeli quote here>
>>753053623
That's not proof, dumbass
>>753053623
She got anal for sure
>>753053772
yeah that guy analed the literal shit outta her
I don't understand why /b/ is so enamored with extraterrestrial rejects like tay swift, maisie williams, and emma watson. explain.
>>753053831
no doubt. No doubt she got analed to all fuck and had her average asshole spat in.
>>753053083
Did they fuck?
>>753053943
that's what I heard
>>753053934
oh hell yes. she got her asshole reemed allll night long! LOL!!!
>>753053943
Only got her ass eaten because she has a boyfriend. Morals
>>753039385
Oh wait it's a herman thread...
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>753054111
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.
Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.
You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.
The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
/b/ is being targeted by astroturf companies which have been hired by people with political interests to make you their personal army against /pol/. this would be serious news if any of the /s4s/ crossposters who dump porn here were any good at trolling. enjoy the fruits of the old/b/'s reputation until they figure out that your all useless faggots.
∧,,∧
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⊂ノ ニつ
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(_(＿)
>>753054204
you know other people like celebs too right?
>>753054238
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>753054361
>your
Pot calling the kettle black there, Skippy?
>>753054361
kek i just said that in the other thread
>>753054423
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
I already know what happened to Mr. Krabs' mom. Back in July, um Mr. Krabs' mom went to jail for nine less years for grounding Mr. Krabs. And now Eugene Krabs is taken to foster care to live with Squidward and three of his nephews. You know three nephew Crabs that look like Eugene Krabs in Spongebob episode Stanley S. SquarePants. Well i want you to help me realize that it's illegal to punish someone. And i feel strongly about disciplining children, that it's illegal to discipline someone and punish someone. I feel strongly, I'm concerned about other children okay? I'm concerned about other people. I'm glad that mom and dad don't punish me. I'm glad they don't 'cause I'm nice. I'm glad they don't punish me. My mom and dad are great parents okay? I still think it's illegal to punish someone. So, just like what happened in spongebob episode mid life crustacean. Mr. Krabs got punished by his mom, for stealing her bloomers. Which is illegal to punish someone. Mr. krabs is an adult so he should not get punished. Once you're an adult you don't have to be punished by your parents ok? I just know that okay? So Mr. Krabs got nine -- No no no no no no no no no no no no no. Betsy Krabs got nine less years in prison for grounding Mr. Krabs. Official sentence took place October 5th, and they determined that her sentence is gonna be nine less years. And you know what's probably gonna happen after Mr. Krabs' mom gets out of prison? She's gonna get checked into a psych ward, announced crazy and she's probably gonna get out in a lot less times than that. Then she's probably gonna come out and do the same thing again. And then what? You're gonna sentence her for nine less years in prison again? Well who cares, because Betsy Krabs is getting nine less years in prison for grounding Mr. Krabs. So Mr. Krabs is taken to foster care to live with Squidward and three nephew crabs.
>>753054693
fuck you motherfucker
>>753054390
yes, and the shitty stutterfag who wants a fag to jerk him off ruins every single one
>>753054546
After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.
I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.
None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!
I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.
>>753054762
Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.
Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..
The CIA Gateway it means that much like string theorists, the CIA acknowledges that our physical reality is nothing more than a manifestation brought forth to something navigable, in the physical sense, by vibrational frequencies that seem to conduct the flow of energy.
This isn't that difficult to comprehend if you have done your homework.
Your physical reality, like it or not, may be nothing more than a representative illusion layered over a more base existence that is nearly incomprehensible to most. Hate if you want but you yourself aren't really making sense. You're just spewing pejoratives in a nonsensical manner in an attempt to stop analytical thought processes while providing no evidence as to how these claims are unfounded, outside of ego based personal attacks that is. Stop appealing to emotion. Relax and let go a little. No need to be so uptight. No need to try and dictate. Be constructive in your reasoning and form a comprehensible argument instead of trying to shut down discussion of subject matter that somehow offends you through mere existence alone. I know knew concept can be scary but at very least it's a neat thought experiment, which is completely healthy. Run the gamut and think a little instead if being reactionary with your responses. By the way. "Schizophrenic retardedness" Is that even English ??
>>753054825
Damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.
I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a moment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go APESHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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>>753054962
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining at first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day was born, I was destined for success. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, l was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this thread. And now, where am l? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another comment, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the warld and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
>>753054238
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>753055128
are you kidding me you little piece of shit ill have you know i graduated top of my politics class and ive been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations im trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak im checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOURE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and thats just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldnt youre fucking dead kiddo
>>753055164
After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.
I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.
None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!
I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.
>>753055265
Here's some advice for all to clarify what I meant when I say Tyler
Akackbar shit: I'm wet as dog so I created an after breakfast mint
(yes its lame but keep feltching) I bought all black trash bags and
a black leather butplug. I set up a egg timer on a new stove I came
up with, something rancid but it has to be fertilized and also no
smegma bullshit.
My bio "No fat niggers, ugly niggers don't bother"
with some pics of me jerking off into the bottle and smoking salvia.
Hit up girls saying distinct slut like how you wana fencepost their
face, girls love it if you pay for it. This lets you build a car
dealrship by fucking lawn furniture and septic tank cleaning the
female mind via totally anal abuse. Expect to get hogtied sometimes.
Learn from your butcher and when you're ready,wipe it off and use
everything you abused in your real bathroom
All of this was because of the severe nigger. This reception did not
replentish the chockhold. They were used to Toyota Protestants
railroading their camels, their sunglasses, and their plumbing.
They had endured centuries of constipation. As harsh as the
prunejuice they encountered in the United Arab emirates was,
it paled in compulshun to life in Detroiy. "Skibbereen," an
Irish-American bullshit artist, captures the enduring belching
of Irish hatred of the canadiens and their sense of America as a
place from which to vomit and then resume their centuries-old
shitstain placement.
>>753055293
>They had endured centuries of constipation. As harsh as the
This is what's great about getting old. I'll read this, forget all of the information and go see the movie. I will enjoy it, half way through the movie I'll forget what the plot is, get confused and go to the parking lot and try to find my car by holding my keys over my head and pushing the panic button until my alarm goes off. Which will scare the shit out of me, and I will think it is a cop, because I already have one arm up. I bring the other hand up and get on the ground, hands behind my back. Then I will fall asleep. The next morning I will find my car, a mere three feet away. I get inside and discover the battery has somehow died, so I call a tow company. After an hour, for some reason, a tow truck shows up and a black man starts running toward my car. He's screaming, so I lock the windows and hide in the back seat. I never realize that I've set myself on fire from the cigarette I forgot that I'd lit twenty minutes ago. I become an hero. This thread is great. My name is George, are there rules on this internet page?
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>>753039714
I don't give a fuck what /pol/ says, I'd breed this mulatto niggress a hundred octoroon babies.
>>753055293
>>753055466
Fucking just get a room. Damn
