share something interesting about your life anon.
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share something interesting about your life anon.
>>753019278
Like, experiences, or traits?
>>753019278
OP is a faggot
Im obsessed with this picture because the girl is what i imagined Asterin Blackbeak woukd look like, nothing sexual just the way she looks
>>753019278
I fantasize about suicide several times every day
I eat my good cold but love hot meals
>>753019278
i build lamps in my freetime
>>753021269
Profitable?
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>when you think about your life for 5 minutes and realize there is nothing interesting about you
>>753019278
I teach elementary school and some of my students started this independent side project where they collect clothes and food to distribute to the homeless. At first I was barely involved, only offering advice and letting them use my classroom supplies to make posters and shit in between academic activities. But now it's become a fucking shitstorm of drama with splinter groups and power struggles and shit that made it necessary for me to take over and direct the project myself. Now I have to find organizations that take food and clothes for hobos and find make space in my classroom to store the donations on top of all the regular school-related shit I have to deal with on a daily basis.
Don't get me wrong, I love that my students want to help people, but this is a gigantic pain in the ass.
>>753019278
I'm a doctor, have a gf who is 10 years younger than me, yet i'm still miserable.
i'm a pretty normal dude but i got a big dick. i always make an effort to accidently show my mates gfs. accidently on phone etc. i'm a dick ...
>>753019278
I am the son of a millionaire and I am unhappy and depressed.
I know alot of things and i am fucked up plus a vergin
My ex-girlfriend is an alien, a hurricane sent me to Hell, and now I'm transitioning through a cybernetic wormhole.
I'm not supposed to talk about any of this, mainly because nobody will believe me anyway, but do anyway because I'm a gigantic fucking faggot.
l8r
>>753019278
Married life is boring, so one day I decided to fulfill my dreams of having an Asian gf. Now I'm married and have an Asian gf on the side. I'm considering leaving the wife for her.
>>753022039
I can imagine that its because you don't feel like you have real friends
>>753022277
>>753022337
And because I have never felt like anything I do is enough or meaningful to anyone.
>>753022452
oh shit, hadn't thought about the demands of success, being born from success...
>>753022452
I'm not rich but I'm definitely better off than most. This was basically me until I found that doing charity work is the bees knees. Helping animals in particular has really helped me out a lot.
>>753019278
My father was in the Luftwaffe and my uncle was in the RAF.
>>753019278
I finally got to grew a beard.
I only work 7 days a fortnight and get paid over $100k per year
I dropped out of college and plan on getting a working visa and chill in Australia for a year.
One time I ate out a prostitute. It was really late too so a lot of guys probably fucked her before I did.
>>753022549
at least thats something, i would have suggested smoking weed and enjoying a hike at the same time
>>753019278
No one in my family nor have my ancestors died at the hands of unnatural causes. My grandfather is living proof of this fact, almost dying several times through his adventurous pursuits and even being brought back from death during the portion where a patient is considered too far gone to be saved.
>>753022549
I've done that, it doesn't really makes it for me. I just feel a void. Not women, not traveling nothing makes it for me I hate it.
Im here illegally in the states fucking all the white women :)
>>753019278
I drive cars to and from auction, don't own a car but I drive a different one every 2 to 3 days
>>753022734
huh, that's a shame
>>753019278
I'm ftm.
>>753019278
While stationed in Iraq I shot and killed 11 people including 1 woman and 2 children no regrets.
>>753021523
http://www.fdrpodcasts.com/#/3920/fail-call-in-show-november-28th-2017
Come home brother
>>753021719
make the least liked kid the new leader and report daily plz
>>753019278
I have ridden in a Goodyear blimp.
Was pretty cool.
>>753022004
proofs
I've had at least one alcoholic beverage every day since probably around late 2010.
I guess I should rephrase that and say I can't remember the last time I've gone 24 hours without at least one alcoholic beverage.
Also the oldest person I've ever had sex with was 56 (I'm 30 now, but was 27 when it happened)
I am not a normie and i also have a somehow healthy social life, considering i live in a third world country
>>753019278
On saturday nights mostly i get all the pillows around the house and bring them to my room. Then i steal my moms silk gown from the bedroom and lock myself in my room with it and the pillows. I close the curtains and do put all the pillows in to the silkgown and try to make it look like a human body without a head. Then i start some porn on my computer and close the lights. Then i fuck this silkgown stuffed with the pillows until i cum. Its always a better feeling than to fap with hand but it takes some time.
>>753020263
If you do it you won't be able to think about it any more. What fun is that?
>>753022750
First off this isn't interesting literally thousands are here illegally fucking white trailer trash
And
Obvious lie is obvious. Impossible to fuck "all" of them
I've eloped with assassins, befriended a dragon, and even deflowered subjectivity incarnate while chasing a prophet.
My dad is a Nazi, my mom is whore, and my brain has been bugged with the logical operations of serial killer.
>>753019278
I have fucked a homer simpson slipper many times, ive always been in a relationship just sometimes i cant get laid and im all alone i just want to thrust my hips until i cum, jacking it isnt the same. i havent done this in like 5 years.
I've also fucked myself with both a cucumber and a frozen banana. Also i made a home made fleshlight with some infographic from /b/ years ago and i burnt my dick because i wasnt patient enough.
>>753022863
this
one time i fuckked a banana
i came
my gf and I make it a point so suck my dick or bang when we going hiking. She drops a pin on her iphone to store all the locations we have done naughty stuff.
>>753020263
[same]
>>753023011
Wasn't fun to begin with.
I've lived in six different countries about banged women from eight.
Had to deliver a calf on a german dairy farm. While not understanding any german.
>>753022694
I enjoy nature, I've never been high and explored nature at the same time. I feel like that's a good way of dying.
>>753022734
Oh. Hmmm. Try killing people then that's a good alternative
I am a master love maker but I'm surrounded by women who don't deserve my prowess. I also don't act like a macho narcissist 24/7 so nobody would ever assume. The first girl I was with knew I was a virgin and was very impressed at how I already knew what I was doing. I can make a girl tap out in like 10 seconds just with my hands. I'm also a certified genius. However, that also has no meaning to my every day life. I also kick ass at guitar but that doesn't matter either. My friends and family all died and managed to screw up college and my credit before they did so now I work at Wendy's for 9.25 an hour and I've been trying for literally years to get my shit together. Bought a car for 4000 this year, immediately had to put more work into it. Then some more work. Then the engine blew, then I got new heads and gaskets and then had to get the heat fixed and then I got tboned by some dumb motherfucker so I'm back to being carless atm
I've traveled around the world more times than I can remember. I got paid to travel essentially for 10 years.
I was hand-selected to be the leader of intergalactic revolution and failed so fucking hard that virtually nothing in my life is even remotely interesting anymore.
I've been a NEET for 3 years.
im a med student, i have a test tomorrow and i spend my free time on 4chan
>>753019278
>753021269
I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 10 YEARS. ONE DAY I WOKE UP AND LOST ALL INTEREST IN SEX. I STILL GET HARD, I JUST DON'T LIKE SEX...WITH PEOPLE.....WITH ADULT PEOPLE.
>>753023642
Dude they tell everyone that when they abduct you... then its the “probe” up the butt... and sorry its not you its us story, and then you’re left back here like everyone else they used...
i have been mauled by a bear
>>753023973
It wasn't by the Greys.
I was never abducted into a craft.
I also wasn't aware of the magnitude of my fuck-up until well after it happened.
When I was like 16 years old I could suck my own dick. I can't anymore because it fucking hurt my back and stomach. My dick isnt particularly big or anything, I just worked out a technique lol
>>753023393
map?
>>753024108
YOU MEAN A GAY BEAR RIGHT? HOW BAD WAS IT?
>>753024132
HI GSP!!!
>>753024252
>GSP
Who is that?
I just wrapped up a new business contract for $1 million dollars in 2018.
My commission will be surprisingly low.
i recovered form a bacterial infection that attacked my nervous system for 3.5 years.
My personality compeltely changed, I couldn't think, remember things, and I have no memory from mid 2013 to roughly the beginning of 2016
I am slowly losing my sanity.
I have bipolar disorder w/ manic depression and for no fucking reason at all my entire world shits itself.
The thing is, i'm not suicidal, I want to love life- but it's fucking impossible.
I can't maintain relationships, I can't do work. I'm likely going to become homeless.
I have pills that are supposed to become "therapeutic" after a few weeks- that I always end up taking when i'm at my "you're about to break if you don't do something" point.
The pills turn my penis into an ornament (erectile dysfunction), give me cotton mouth (all day every day), make it impossible to run further than 10 meters without feeling like i've run a marathon, make my rectal spincter into a second ornament, keep me perfectly apathetic (and unfeeling), and make me entirely too stupid to perform the most simplest of tasks. One of them is an SSRI, and it feels like it's doing something permanent to my cognitive capacity.
At one point, I'd "wake up" (I do not sleep, I'd find myself leaning over from my couch to see it was 6am), and my world would shatter like 7 times before breakfast (food also tastes like dirt in my mouth, forever). Then i'd have to go interact with people.
I think I make a good case for suicide. But I might try electroshock therapy or lobotomy first because, you know? I WANT TO FUCKING LIVE.
Is it just me or does that look like Wil Ferral?
I have a felony drug charge for possessing cocaine.
>>753019278
Whenever we get bananas, I use the peel to masturbate.
>>753020263
Wow, I feel like I'm part of a club lol. All jokes aside, I often think about just offing myself more and more often these days. Probably just the mounting pressures of raising a son while in a slowly dying relationship with his mother trying to make ends meet. While at the same time devoting any spare time not working or child rearing I've been working on starting a business and that adds worry and strain to everything. I think it's a control thing too. That if I die while having all of these responsibilities, that it would have been my choice, to finally escape it all. Why start loving life to it's fullest and all that shot just to have it all ripped away from me unexpectedly, possibly by some person, for no reason at all. I'm high.
>>753023836
Fucking incel go back to plebbit... oh wait
>>753023836
Have you tried marijuana?... and why the fuck "adult people", opposed to what... children?
I have 4 nipples
I was born with one testicle. Other one died off when it was growing
>>753021766
There's more to life, friend...
What kinda car you drive?
>>753019278
drunk, I did about 5 000 000 damage to a casino
>>753024940
No. No there's not. There's literally no more to life than fucking and surviving. That's it. That's all there is to life.
>>753025070
Idk. I feel pretty great getting into my BMW and looking down at people when stopped at red lights.
>>753025128
Should probably read the rules before posting
>>753022619
Congrats
>>753019278
SHUT UP MR FBI AGENT
>>753025128
Reported.
>>753025128
enjoy your ban underage fag
>>753025233
I DONT CARE
>>753025233
>What's a bait?
>I was fired from my last job for taking Cocaine on a staff night out
>I’m in Mensa
>I’ve flown a helicopter
>I’ve been chased through a graveyard by a police helicopter
>I once self harmed by individually plucking every single one of my pubic hairs out
AMA
My life consisted of moving to many places. Across countries, cities, schools, relationships.
I used to think I had mental health problems (suicide, borderline, etc), perhaps so, but there is an importance of establishing a secure base inside your heart. Or I guess, a place to freely express your emotions.
Alot of it is just ridiculous and humans are very resilient creatures, test your limits. Learn to talk to other humans and try to solve someone's problems.
>>753024840
I HAVE SEX WITH 12-14 YEAR OLDS.
I'm psychologically incapable of getting over someone because they've ruthlessly defined every subsequent action as either an overcompensation or cheating.
My personality has been impaired, and they've smashed my visual readout so it's permanently tilted.
I have very shallow emotions, can not expand them without becoming exhausted, or cope adequately without maturing and being rendered lame.
There is no conceivable way to fix any of this, and most people have no idea that I'm constantly swarmed by vicious projections that, due to mental blockades, can not be defined as fictitious without worsening.
>>753022004
>accidentally
they probably just think ur a creepy fcuking loser..because u are
>>753024481
From my experience avoid the meds if at all possible anon. Try other random solutions. Be b/!
>>753025329
You're not the guy who originally typed this, as he doesn't have any inclination to have sex with anyone.... and hasn't had sex in 10 years. Fuck, you missed every single part of wtf he said.
Im a 21 year old dude whos been in a wheelchair all his life. Also AMA
>>753025302
Who knows some people might actually not know I just give them a friendly reminder.
When I was 10 I sat in the bottom of the swimming pool and the filter inlet pulled my intestines out.
>>753025361
This.
>>753019278
I have a bi sexual girl who fucks any girl i like, while i date 2 others.
Life is good
>>753025128
B&.
>>753025432
NOPE. IT'S ME. I DON'T COUNT KIDS AS HUMANS.
>>753025461
I hope you have happiness man I think you’re strong I would struggle so kudos to you
>>753022635
I ate out a known neighborhood slut. She gave me a couple bumps of her coke, and she washed her pussy so I was down. Plus she was 18. Titties were trash though, she already had a kid and breastfed too long. Like worn out flesh socks.
>>753021719
> interesting
> about you
> boring story about kids
I can see why you're teaching for a living.
When I was 23 I had a 13 year old gf. It lasted 2 years before I broke up with her. In the same time period I had an 18 year old gf which I am currently still with.
>>753024481
stop taking those jew meds and stop masturbating.
get your shit together, life sucks you have to just deal with that and work hard or just kys
>>753025461
HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD?
I'm forced to remove a parasite so it leaves a vacuum of single mothers with permanently fucked up spawn as a measure of responsibility.
>>753022750
Fuck 2 for me brother
>>753025681
what was that pussy like
>>753022262
Here's a (You).
YouTried.jpg
>>753025719
SO EDGY.....
>>753025756
Tried what?
I have a letsplay channel
I’ve been in jail 3 times for traffic violations. I just don’t pay the shit because I’m a fuckup. I have a good career, a family, my wife bailed me out once and left me in jail once. My record hasn’t cost me a job yet but I think it will when I need it most.
>>753022277
Why do that? So you can get bored of your Asian wife and go find something else on the side?
Seems like a lot of effort for a lot of drama and no actual gain.
I’ve never had McDonald’s...
>>753025360
Maybe get some professional help.
>>753025784
Not in the slightest, especially since there is a light at the end of the tunnel for me.
>>753022549
> be wealthy
> help animals
> fuck poor people
>>753025619
TY dude i try to be strong
>>753024481
damn dude good luck to you i hope things get better. mental illness isnt fair
>>753022565
Your uncle is better.
>>753025755
From the 13 year old? Her pussy was great, what you'd imagine insanely tight and would get so wet I'd have to take it out and clean it. Giving it to her in the ass was even better because I knew it hurt her but she was so in 'love' with me she wouldn't say no.
>>753025713
at least 2 times a day more of a fantasy thing
>>753023616
Hold on bro, you dropped this.
>>753025867
I've tried, they don't know what they are talking about, and regularly collude among themselves and insurance companies anyway.
>>753019278
I got fired from a ranch after fucking a mare and then I attempted bdsm with my mare I did it for at least 3 hours had to didn't let the mare out of the barn for two weeks mainly due to leaking cum and mare juice
>>753025376
Not taking the meds. I'm supposed to be, but fuck that- they're last ditch.
>>753025682
Not taking the meds. I'm supposed to be, but fuck that- they're last ditch.
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies? But fuck it. I wish you could experience this for 2 minutes. So you wouldn't be such an uppity bitch, and you might have an inkling of understanding. My shit is together. Once again, losing my sanity. Never said "my shit isn't together".
>>753019278
I'm a military doctor, AMA.
>>753019278
My actual name is Jon Snow
>>753025864
I already figured that is the inevitable outcome. It is who I am and I'll eventually die alone but what's the point of being miserable
In 2004 A Jewish coworker told me there would be a black president after Bush.
I am the only extant consciousness.
You are all players in my crazy dream.
When I die - you all die with me.
>>753026126
PROOOOOOOF
>>753025070
Well then, I'm gonna get me some strange haha.
>>753026564
>]
WHAT'S UP WITH THE REDDIT GOOFS TODAY?
i sharted :I
>>753025980
'Preciate it. The therapists I stop seeing often because they become a conduit for delusions agree: this shit is forever.
>>753026564
OR we're all one person reliving over and over again, and losing his memory every time
I am the woman in that gif
>>753026103
>2
srri are not crisis med, you are supposed to take them regular
either way they are estrogen mimickers and repressive of libido like all meds, this is why they are prescribed so much.
I was virgin until 24, decided to use the internet to find some local groups, got into the local kink/BDSM/swinger community and lost my virginity in an open room full of other people.
I refuse
>>753026861
thats gross dude like fr id rather be a virgin than do that
I Like to build models and garden. I used to be a Sheikh and I smoke weed.
This thread is so full of cringe. Fuck you people.
>>753025160
And as the guy looking up you from the barely running mercury sable, I'd agree. That's why I'm working on this business plan. Knowing I could be there one day makes me want to live, though there also a chance I fail, or even worse never get off the ground. That shit makes me want to not even have been born into my trash life at all.
I'm fat, play games all day and I'm not depressed
>>753027118
Nobody cares what cringey people think is cringe faggot.
>>753027263
YET
>>753019278
A junkie tried to mug me near my local library, he had a knife, I warned him to fuck off or I'd kill him with it (I used to be in 45 Commando).
He insisted so I disarmed him by breaking his wrist and then jammed the knife into the top of his head.
The knife glanced off the rounded top and instead of going into his skull, it came out of his scalp just behind his ear.
I just walked away, it was 7 pm on a Friday night in the middle of town, before this incident I must confess to not being in the best of moods.
It happened so fast that I didn't even think about it and then it was over.
>>753026846
>srri are not crisis med, you are supposed to take them regular
Pic related
Not taking them regularly because they make my shit stop working, and i'll be damned if the very miserable life I live on earth will be spent with that shit in my system.
>>753025310
What's your caves national anthem?
>>753027379
Where/when? Maybe a news story too, liar?
>>753027240
Use your head look for ways to make money with the money you already have. If you grind you'll get there
>>753027393
dont take them at all them, get sopme opiate ones for the bad moments
>>753027527
You seriously expect to drop this much information and hope that nothing comes of it?
There is no statute of limitations here, I'd get 10 years with my service history.
me and my girlfriend broke up 2 days ago. sucks
>>753027379
lol jesus dude was he screaming or what did he do?? also i KNEW knifing someone is the skull is not as easy as it looks on the walking dead
I got two girls to fuck me at the same time in college. Been downhill ever since.
>>753027527
people get killed raped etc every single hour of every day and u think theres gonna be a new story on a junkie getting stabbed? lol retard
>>753027527
10p it was down the Harbour in Arbroath.
For me, I've hunted war criminals in Bosnia, stopped opium dealers in Afghanistan, was almost shot down by an SA-24 over Libya.
Couldn't get my brother off heroin, he died almost two years ago. I miss him so much.
I stumbled into the center of a VR system, was forced to eject, then was later abducted by a retrieval unit for abusing the grid.
I have always dated the same person, who just happens to rematerialize in accordance with my current preferences, needs, and general emotional composition.
>>753027939
I love this so much.
>>753022804
Israel thanks you for your service, pig.
>>753027778
Yeah he was bawling, I could still hear him about 400 yards away.
>>753022039
ditto. do you ski. or play tennis. lets ride in my boat. or go watch shopping.
I'm a former child actor who is now 31, living with his mother and grandmother.
I'm single, barely employed, over 300lbs, and I have a plan to kill myself when my mother and grandmother pass.
>>753027684
A friend keeps saying Trazadone? Or maybe you're talking about just regular opium/mushrooms/lsd? I can't procure any of that, I spend so little of my time around people anymore- all of my friends are pretty legal.
>>753027696
>I just said I murdered someone online in Bare IP, but posting the story is a nah.
I'd have thought you were posting that you murdered someone via proxy.
>>753027950
Stop trying to sound cool.
>>753028028
what's happening. Did you reply to my comment by accident?
I fly Eurofighters for RAF and I stood not further than 100 yards from the Queen once.
>>753025494
>Final Destination
Shit franchise had me spooked when I was a teen
>>753028170
fuck u dude
>>753028065
Auchtung Juden.
>>753028170
stop taking srri`s more so if you dont take them as intended
srri just kills your brain turns you in to a zombie. still doesnt improves life
>>753027108
Suit yourself
Public sex (having sex in front of others/watching others have sex) has always been fascinating to me and now it's a regular everyday occurrence for me, more so than private sex since my FWB/roommate likes it too.
>>753028287
the simpsons creeped me out as a kid..not even lying
>>753028225
i bet you adore churchill
I am a successful white male. A millionaire, a gorgeous wife, wonderful kids and have respect from everyone.
People call my family "The Dream Team" and women are jealous of my wife. On the outside it looks great.
I am saving my sick mom's pills for myself. I will probably kill myself in a few years if I survive that long. I hate life and want to die so bad. No one knows this or would every guess it. Once my kids get old enough I check out.
>>753028362
well shit youre getting more pussy than i am so whatever floats your boat
>>753019278
I'm a Godfather. A sibling gave me the responsibility to care for their first born should something happen to them and their spouse.
It honestly has made me a better man.
>>753028170
yeh my mistake, it was meant to be a reply to this post > >>753027379
>>753028320
HEY NO FUCK YOU
>>753028354
absolutely agree, but I genuinely just don't have shit else- and I don't want to have a shitty reaction to another medication and end up in a fucking mental ward again. I have an entire friggin life to live
The love of my life for the past five years broke all contact with me a couple days ago. Admittedly, I did wig out, due to the doctor putting me on steroids for something or other and they can cause wild mood swings. I've never thought about suicide more seriously tbh and I find myself thinking about it more and more every day.
Been diagnosed as depressed before though so that's predictable I guess.
>>753028442
cringe
>>753028442
Don't forget to make the servants fight each other to see who gets to keep your car. That should provide you with one last bit of entertainment
>>753019278
I was sexually abused by my cousin at age of 6.
I'm a modern day Samurai
>>753028225
You're full of shit, nobody who flies Typhoons in the RAF calls them Eurofighters.
>>753028533
on steroids, i bet you still masturbate ??
when you ap enzymes are released turning test in to female hormones.
the doctor should have told you to stop fapping
you now have more hormones to turn in to bitch hormones
>>753021523
>>753028573
I don't think you realize what a millionaire means these days sonny.
>>753026861
So...just like every other dude in the "life"?
The chicks in the life are always deflowered at 12-14 and have daddy issues, but the guys are always awkward or sociopaths. The life is like a polarized representation of sexual gender roles.
>>753025844
what kind of violations?
like bs shit and you skip the $200 bill.
or hitting school buses.
cus im in some shit for speeding and ya. fuck the police.
>>753019278
I was in a school shooting and a riot all within like 2 months of each other
>>753028714
Nah. No desire to as of late. Haven't in a couple weeks probably. I've got nothing to live for that isn't going to make me feel any better
>>753022004
Can you "accidentally" show my gf? Trying to show her she's a slut.
302.542 then 3614
Thanks, /b/ro
>>753028750
Just making a joke my friend. I have no idea what his living arrangements are but making people fight each other is always fun.
>>753025673
Sorry my life isn't as interesting as yours, Don Quixote.
>>753028028
>Couldn't get my brother off heroin
Don't blame yourself mate. Heroin is a beast like no other:(
I'm caught in a position where anything I try to become or accomplish will count for precisely nothing because some now-rancid she-bitch magically unlocked my actual character.
I can not move backwards or forwards anymore, since apparently all the information I have disseminated has been absorbed by other people so that returns are forced.
What the fuck
>>753028120
How famous are you, bro?
Did you at least have some good times with money you made from acting?
You can get it back together, man. Just don't focus on acting. Start a new life with new interests.
>>753022634
I know a few people who did this. Sounds like a pretty sweet thing for a year too. You should probably go back to college after though
>>753025160
right. im the same. like what the fuck did you do to end up in a kia. like social punishment.
>>753028933
Go back to red d it you useless slob.
>>753028442
Post nudes of your wife for proof. No face, unless you want to...
i ate my dinner too fast. now my stomach hurts, i am farting, and i will probably get diarrhea.
>>753023507
This sounds hilarious actually
>>753029112
Are you trying to trigger me friend
>>753019278
I am an engineer in Mexico, I like all kinds of animals and I just got my new home, also, I believe that all mainstream series, movies and books help people to get stupid.
Also I admire Carl Sagan because the way he told us the truth
>>753019278
No real career to follow. Not poor but not rich. Pretty much an average fag.
Never had a gf. All the times I've had sex, I paid for it. No hobbies, no friends, no big plans for life other than the wish to travel the world... not really doing anything for that to happen though.
I care as much about cars as you do about cardboard.
>>753023473
So what you are saying is you about banged girls from 8 but you weren't successful with any?
>>753019278
I got tenure at the beginning of this year.
Planning on holding office hours nude while drinking whisky.
>>753029216
>I believe that all mainstream series, movies and books help people to get stupid.
yeah stupid ppl with low testosterone and addictions are easy to manipulate and control
>>753029081
Not famous at all. And no, like most child stars, my money was stolen from me by my mom. I forgave her but I also became a total NEET.
I love acting, but there's no place in Hollywood for a 6'2" 330lb man. Maybe I could be a voice actor, but I don't have much training.
>>753029241
>not really doing anything for that to happen though.
At least you know the root of the problem, man.
>>753029171
shit happens to me three days ago. Still shouting air like a plastic sac full of dead, rotting beavers.
>>753026090
Kek
Ive been workong on buildong my credit score and suddenly my fiance stopped paying her half of shit and now I'm in debt again considering a 3 year loan with a 25% interest just to stabilize. Fuck everything.
>>753019884
>Dick sucking
>Nothing sexual
>>753019278
I'm this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnpG9PkYv14
AND I have my face carved into the stonework of a building on Hastings in Vancouver BC.
>>753028471
Lawlz thanks. I always figured I'd be a an awkward unloved robot until it finally clicked in my head that an interest in sexuality and kinkiness is really no different than an interest in cars or video games, you just have to find others with the same interest and the internet is mighty good for that.
>>753029564
Building*
Fucj you phone
>>753029149
I have an Instagram with just over 40,000 followers. You'd never guess which one it is but it helps a lot of people. I'm a nobody on Youtube so I get ignored there.
I never know how people will react to whatever I post. One time I pissed off some old white woman who gathered her followers to get me banned on Instagram and it failed spectacularly.
I get asked questions a lot and spend a lot of my time coaching others with their consent. Someone's marriage is falling apart and he has PTSD and mental illness. So my training is keeping me sane in moments where my hands shake around such a person...
>>753029325
i agree with the pic to an extent buuut some of those artists are very talented musically/lyrically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_uKDsv7HM
>>753022863
What would even happen?
>>753028793
*shrugs*
That's not really been my experience but maybe it's different in your area. There's a few nutjobs but not any more than I see elsewhere in life.
>>753019278
When I was 3 I killed my baby brother at 1 month old by suffocating him. I was jealous of the attention he got.. I didn't get in legal trouble because of age but boy I feel like doing that fucked up my family relationships big time.
objectively, im most likely the smartest person here which does not extend towards offline pursuits or happines to that matter
>>753022734
Drop some acid, Anon.
It'll help you see different perspectives you wouldn't even comprehend otherwise.
>>753030736
Hello T. Beale. How are you doing? Please get Althero out faster.
I was one of the last 100 chosen for the mars x program and didn't get chosen because I'm colorblind.
>>753024481
Im bipolar too and since i dont get my shit together when i'm depressed im homeless right now.
Its strange
I just want to die when the darkness hits but i remember my manic episodes and they are great. Sure ive done pretty stupid stuff. But i tried nearly any drug available and nothing feels that good.
So i got to get through my depressed times cause i know i gonna feel that again.
Its a curse AND a blessing i think ill never realy overcome it and even if i could i kinda like the ups and downs. Thats just who i am.
Id say avoid the meds.
I used to have the ability to detect character matrices, but my mind dragged the feed so far backwards that there's a massive delay in response time so I'm forced to process indentations left in the air waves.
I have no discernible means of recomposing myself, and will likely be forced to remain a vacuous thrall for the rest of my life.
I'm a 26yo virgin who has never had any friends and I'm not a neet.
>>753019278
I once said to a police officer i gonna rape his wife while he watches then force him to fuck his daughter till she dies.
After that i slapped his face.
I was lucky
They beat the shit out of me and put me in a mental hospital for a while.
Worth it.
>>753020263
This but with me taking out a lot of people at the same time. But no dogs.
>>753026564
Stfu faggot
>>753022631
What do you do.
>>753019278
i can't get sane girls to like me; went out with a couple of normies and it never lasted more than a month
I got a crazy gf, one who liked weird shit in bed (kinky stuffs, i liked it), i lasted 2 years with her (and she tried to come back after getting out of a mental hospital)
Other small story, there this super sweet girl, we always laugh at the same things, and we have a lot of common points, but she have a boyfriend, she consider it a bad relationship, the dude make her complex on her curves even more (and those are sweet cruves, not fucking whalelord shit) and even if she admited she likes me and we nearly kissed at a party, she won't leave her boyfriend.
I mean i don't care if nothing happens between us, but how can i make her realize that if something nearly happened between us, that she said she won't invest herself in the relationship because she thinks its a bad relationship, she'll be better off without him. I mean, whats the point of staying with someone if you wont invest time in the relationship, if the guy make you feel way too self-concious and if your attracted by other persons ?
sorry its a bit longer than expected
>>753019278
Don't know if it counts as interesting, but I was once raped by a 13 year old girl whilst being held down by four of her friends.
>>753034127
Literally came out of the same situation. She wants attention and to play with people's emotions. Trust me anon, she isn't as sweet as she seems, it's a bad idea.
>>753022039
I am millionaire (in my native currency) yet I'm depressed
>>753034738
share it around and help people
(who deserve help, no one else)
>>753034559
I second this
>>753034387
why did they do that?
19, military, in training. Got injured and more facing brain damage. Didnt even get to serve.
>>753022996
:( wow dude I'm sorry
>>753024909
pics
>>753034559
>>753035003
Well, i'm not helping her, nor am i giving her attention, since she admited she found me attractive and stuff, we just stayed friends, first i didnt wanted to help because i thought it would be weird, after all we said, that i say she should leave her bf
but i guess, you two are not the first one to say that, so im going to listen to you and step the fuck back..
>>753035390
proud of you mate
Don't change your mind on it down the line tho.
Get a gf that's stable. Mentally Healthy
>>753029314
How do you define 'successful'?
>>753019278
my gf calls me daddy when I fuck her. we're same age.
>>753025361
agreed
>>753029334
Or maybe you could just get a job. You have to start somewhere and sitting at home all day isn't productive. Get over your anxieties and fucking do something
>>753035037
I was 17 and a senior with a pretty kick ass job and made a lot of money. One day at a school football game, I bought a bunch of stuff from the food stand and this girl saw into my wallet that I was loaded. I ended up fucking her later that night in my car. It turns out she was only 13 despite looking more mature than my 16 year old ex.
When I found out, I panicked about being sent to jail. I went to the girl and made her promise not to tell anyone, only to find out she had already told one of her friends. Her friend agreed not to tell anyone else, but I had to pay for their next shopping spree. When I showed up at their house to take them, there were five girls in total. Her friend said she promised she wouldn't tell anyone "ELSE", and had already told more of her friends.
I agree to take them all shopping and pay for everything. As I carried their stuff inside, they found out the one girls parents weren't home. The girl who orchestrated everything started whispering to her friends. Before I knew it, I was tackled to the ground by three middle schoolers the fourth sat on my face and the last girl took all her clothes off, mounted me, and fucked herself on my dick.
She was a virgin and didn't know anything. I was being held down uncomfortably and she was so tight is kinda hurt both of us until she relaxed and loosened up a bit through. The whole experience was pretty horrible. They took photos and threatened to show the police. My entire senior year I spent being these girls' chauffeur, sugar daddy, and boy toy.
Everything ended up relatively alright though. It's 10 years later and I'm currently engaged to one of them. We're getting married in April.
>>753035742
You shouldn't fuck other 11 year olds anon
>>753035802
how did you even get hard under the circumstances?
If I'm nervous I can't get it up, let alone if i was being forced
>>753035989
Erections are an involuntary response. Having a girl that looks like she's a legal teen put her crotch in her face will get me hard, guaranteed.
>>753019278
I ko'ed my cousin during sparring because I hate my aunt fuck here
>>753028120
jonah hill?
>>753035799
yeah this
if you insist that you only want to act then you should get a job where you have contact with actors or producers
serve coffee or whatever
atleast you can try
>>753024940
more to life... asks about car.
If cars are important to you i have some bad news
>>753023642
Ya blew it.
>>753025310
I once plucked all the beard hairs from my chin out of boredom. The next day I woke up to a yellow puss swamp bubbling away. Never had so many spots in my life. Never again.
One day when I was walking home I saw some pieces of a bowl just sitting on the sidewalk. I gathered them up so nobody would step on them and it seemed to be close to a full bowl so I taped it together. Turns out it’s missing a big chunk but now I use it to store trinkets. The end
I was once attacked by an Emperor Penquin whilst visiting Antarctica. To be fair, I was prolly asking for it.
>>753021269
I think that's kinda neat to be honest
>>753019278
I have male orgasmic disorder, so I last in bed for more than 2 hours without cumming, unless I begin pumping like a madman very hard , very fast.
My sex life is amazing yet I don't really feel like I enjoy it too much for the amount of work I need to put in it.
>>753019278
I constantly have fantasies of becoming a serial killer, really the only thing holding me back is the idea of being locked up.
>>753021269
Hey anon that sounds nice, mind sharing some of your work?
>>753022277
The minute you leave your wife, your Asian gf will leave you. You're not available, that's why she's fucking you.
>>753037182
You are on the verge of a breakthrough, anon. Keep going ... be like the Japanese with your bowl of damages
>>753019278
I never intended to have most of the skills I do, I just kind of fell into it. I paid attention. Over the past decade I've built and serviced servers, desktops, built a few networks; I've gotten paid to shoot weddings, portraits, and a bunch of stuff just for myself. I've narrated multiple audiobooks, and ran sound for bands playin' on Beale Street.
I never intended to do any of it. I just kept my eyes open and spoke to people.
I'm grateful.
>>753022915
Hi noah.
>>753038113
Wait that is actually so pretty. I kinda want to do it now
>>753029564
If she's doing that now she'll continue into your marriage. You'll continue to take out loans and obliterate your life. When you've had enough she'll leave you, take half of anything you've managed to acquire (maybe everything,) and she'll start a new life with no bad credit and you'll be ruined.
Leave her ass NOW, unless you want to commit suicide one day.
>>753029081
>Child actor
>Jonah Hill
Try harder anon
>>753019278
I was forced to move to another state with my parents when I was 8, because they couldn't get off heroin any other way. I locked them in a room, detoxed them, I was assaulted by a pedo a year later and they relapsed.
>>753036817
Yeah I've seemed to have done that permanently twenty times since last week.
I make 90 grand a year, but have 97 grand in student loan debt.
I received the results of an mri today. I don't have cancer in my neck.
>>753035799
>>753036417
I'm employed, just not in the acting field.
>>753039230
Why did you go to school if you couldn't afford it? I'm dumbfounded you retards think you can bitch about situations you put yourselves in by making stupid financial decisions.
Poorfags are truly moronic.
i'm terrified of throwing up
>>753040344
I haven't thrown up in 30 years
Some fuck sent some shrapnel into my head and I can't squeal in pain without making it worse, but not squealing forces me to accept it until I'm something that I don't want to be.
I genuinely hope these transgressions are momentary.
I'll been to prison once when I turned 18, I wanted to check that off my bucket this. I went into a walmart and wrecked the fuck outta the place. I'm 19 and I tried getting a job at target but the won't hire me, not bc I'm a high school dropout but because I went batshit crazy at a walmart (shoulda had a friend of mine record the escapade).
>>753035742
Ur fuckin gross dude
I'm 40, have no social security number, never paid taxes and never worked a real job. Everything under the table.
>>753040475
Me either. But with kids now I hate being anywhere near them whenever they are sick. It's tuned me paranoid. I don't enjoy a lot of things because of it. I hate it. It's ruined my life.
One of my dreams as a teenager was to become the personal gimp for horny older women. Sadly, I had to give that dream up.
>>753040807
how do u survive?
i want ur life
>>753040134
Lol forgot to mention it's only taken me 3.5 years to get that salary. I didn't say I couldn't afford it. I was just stating something about me as per the thread topic. Staymadbro
I married a rich hot Asian way out of my league. I used her money to buy a Lamborghini but in still do tons of drugs and fuck prostitutes on the regular. I'm a piece of shit and I know it
>>753038000
She doesn't know I have a wife, I've never worn my ring and I'm INCREDIBLY careful with my lies. I'll eventually have to bring one world to an end but it's too damn fun.
I've been in a psychiatric unit 5 times now in the past year and a half. I don't do it cause I'm actually suicidal though, I do it for the attention. Nothing better than sitting in group listening to peoples bullshit while I smirk my ass off inside. I know I'm sick inside and I need to change but I don't know if I can break this nasty habit. Plus I've abused benzos and ambien and other shit prescribed by the doctors from those units.
I'm friends with my co-worker on fetlife. She's into all the same kinks I am and i would fuck her brains out...
But she's a hoe. Different guy every week. And I don't want to deal with that.
>>753022039
Same boat man. The inky thing that makes me happy is music but the parents don't want me to go to music school.
i’m not kidding when i say this, i’m basically autistic. i’m diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. just thought it was a mildly interesting thing
>>753041679
go into more detail about your autism anon, I'd like to hear what it's like being as worthless as you and I know I have autism myself (at least I think I do).
I just started college and I got 3 girls trying to fuck with me (don't ask me why... I'm not attractive) but the most funny thing is that I'm ignoring them and idk why lol
I know I'm a faggot for this and everything
But I'm very insecure and depressed and I fell like if I get involved with someone probably she's going to fuck with my emotions even more and I'm going to kill myself
>inb4 I'm not a virgin
>>753041801
i’m pretty bad at talking to people, and i have really specific interests. it’s super hard to make friends, but i was a one of the students all the teachers liked so :/// i feel like a piece of worthless trash though especially in social situations
