Femanon here, my parents just caught me having sex with our dog. Lemme explain:
For about a year now, I've been involved in an intimate relationship with my German shepherd. It began one lonely night last year when I had had too much to drink, no one else was home, and I was feeling pretty down. My dog was my only real friend at that point and clearly favored my company over everyone else in the family. He also had a habit of humping my leg from time to time, which I took to imply sexual interest. So that night I undressed, covered myself with lube, and let him penetrate me.
Fast forward three months and we've been doing this on and off whenever we have the house to ourselves. That night, which happened to be Christmas Eve, I began to be a bit more bold. I let him fuck me in my bedroom while the family was downstairs drinking. There was no noise - I had been training him to be quiet in case we ever did this when people were home not to mention that I always took off his collar before we began. It went flawlessly and we began doing this regularly. The riskiest time was when my brother and his friends were playing video games in the next room over, but they never heard anything.
>>753017936
(Posting in two parts because of the size limit)
Tonight, I just had to be stupid enough to take the activity outside my bedroom. I was feeling like I wanted a new risk, some new excitement, so I brought him into the garage, bent down behind my father's pickup truck and let him go at it. Sure enough, like any retard could have predicted, my father walks right in. I'm totally silent praying he won't walk around to the other side of the truck and see us but the dog is panting and I guess that gets his attention. There's no time for me to pull away and get my pants up. He tells me in the most disturbingly calm tone possible that I'm to clean up and see him and my mother in the kitchen.
Thankfully I convince them this was the first time but they say if they ever catch it again, they'll press charges for animal abuse and throw me out of the house. He's also not allowed to be alone in a room with me ever again. I'm only 19 and I need their help to attend university, but I also can't bear the thought of being separated from my best friend. How am I to cope with this? I know on an intellectual level this whole thing was wrong, but emotionally it feels like the love of my life has died. I don't know when or if we'll ever be able to enjoy some private time together again and every second of uncertainty is killing me.
>>753017936
>>753017970
TLDR: Who fucking cares
>>753018088
Fpbp
>>753017936
>>753017970
Wow, I bet you are ugly as shit.
Le-mow
>>753017970
Wow... if you're hot, then this story was worth it.
post bobs and vagnene
>>753017970
Make no fucking mistake you little BITCH you.
What you did was animal abuse and RAPE. A dog cannot consent, period. You stupid whore. You should be killing yourself right about now. Or right about five years ago would have been better for anyone involved in the miserable sack of shit you call your life, dog included. Get fucked and kill yourself. When I say get fucked, I'm not talking about the dog. Or your dad, god knows what the fuck else you're into. Rapist cunt.
Tits or gtfo, dog fucker
congratulations
>>753017936
That sucks.
My condolences.
Tits or gtfo
>>753017936
>>753017970
Animals are just animals never say it’s true love or anything, the reason he was humping your leg was to show dominance. Are you actually retarded? Honestly you should kill youself.
Since you thought it was a good idea to even post this here /b/ should find out where you live and actually call the cops on you. This is disturbing and you should actually pay the price for being this retarded.
>>753017936
why not just get bd dildo and be done with it?
oh wait wrong response,
tits and timestamp
>>753017936
well you could just meet some pathetic faggot and not fucking your dog, go out and meet people u autistic shit
Fake and gay.
>>753018375
If I stick my dick in a girl and fuck her willingly until I cum, that seems pretty consensual. If it were a guy fucking a dog I'd agree, but otherwise who gives a shit?
>inb4 this is bait
>>753017936
Post tits
>>753018750
Animals are not capable of consent. Instinct does not equal consent.
> OP is fucking Gay
>>753017936
dont fool yourself, to the dog you are just a willing wet hole.
>>753017936
Be my gf
>>753018845
Then all animals rape each other? And if so, then who gives a fuck. My cat once ripped the guts out of a squirrel, and people don't bat an eye, but a dog fucks a girl and people freak out. Animals behave on instinct, it's pretty much the defining difference between animals and humans. So, if her dog *was* behaving on instinct what's the difference, and why is that wrong?
Don't get me wrong, I'd never fuck an animal because wtf. I just don't care if some dog fucks a girl, and don't see why you would, or should, either.
how long did he last?
>>753017936
>My dog was my only real friend at that point and clearly favored my company over everyone else in the family
lol animals aren't even conscious, they can never be a person's friend you moron
they are just machines. made of meat, but machines
>>753019136
Yes, animals ARE capable of raping each other. How retarded are you?
>>753017936
Post pics of yourself plz also that story was hot as fuck
>>753019298
Right, so why would you have a problem with this? Since by your reasoning all animal sex is "rape" apparently. Or do you have a problem with animals having sex in the wild too? Lol nice name calling btw, and also not addressing my arguments.
>>753018651
>>753018375
look at special agent white and his buddy knight over here
my sides.
Roll back to the old ways, keep doing it when they're out.
Just check the house from cameras and what not.
>>753019136
>So, if her dog *was* behaving on instinct what's the difference, and why is that wrong?
animals doing things to other animals is nature, people doing evil things to animals is bad because we are smart enough to know better, learn the differents
>>753017970
>>753017936
Assuming this is real, and at the risk of sounding like a creep: what you did is not morally, ethically, or intellectually wrong. Your dog is fully capable of consenting, and there's no such thing as an "affront to nature"
toads rape other animals, including dead ones, mostly not toads; nature is disgusting and it's okay.
I have no advice on how you carry on with your life, but don't let them make you feel like some kind of sex freak
>>753017936
>>753017970
pics (of u & doggo) or it didnt happen
You humans are hilarious...
>>753019490
I never said animal sex was rape retard. I said animals are capable of rape. For example dolphins and apes are animals yes? There is scientific fact that they also rape their own kind.
>>753019700
eat them up doggy style. It's better than eating them up chinese style.
>>753019705
This
>>753019573
Her dog was fucking her. He mounts her, and fucks her. Sure she's part of that, but why is that inherently different than a dog doing that to another dog? If she was hurting her dog, physically restraining it, beating it, etc, I'd agree with you. Also, just because something is natural doesn't mean it's right or good. Her dog, on instinct, is fucking her. A dog fucking another dog is doing it on instinct. I'm guessing you're not very smart though since you can't spell "difference". Whatever, I'm out. I can't change your mind any more than you'll change mine.
>>753017936
Fake and gay. Also tits or gtfo.
>>753017970
>There's no time for me to pull away
If you actually had sex with your dog you'd know this wouldn't be possible anyway.
>>753019852
You still haven't explained why it's wrong though dude. Go ahead and keep calling me a retard while missing my points though. When I ask questions like that I'm trying to point out your own retarded notions, and to establish points to discuss from. I see now that you're incapable of a real discussion though. I'm out, have fun being retarded.
>>753019286
You're fucking retarded if you think dogs don't have friends, have souls, have feelings, etc. Either that or you don't have a soul, feelings, or friends.
>>753020046
this is somehow worse
>>753019700
>but don't let them make you feel like some kind of sex freak
if you have sex with a dog your definitely a freak
>>753020241
anon is right
>>753020241
that makes sense
>>753020241
In that it's not normal, but it's not unhealthy or "an affront to nature"
If I found out my wife fucked dogs in the past, I wouldn't be into it but I wouldn't get a divorce.
If I found out my wife used to eat her ex's shit, yeah, it's literally over.
>>753020537
Why do you people hate scat so much
>>753020605
Because it's motherfucking disgusting, dude
If it needs to be explained to you, you're so far off the charts I feel bad for your parents
>>753017936
>>753020537
both are totally disgusting to me, not sounds like a good point
>>753020766
It's not my problem if you're easy to gross out.
If you fuck dogs, you don't get aids. If you fuck niggers, you might.
>>753017970
If I was your dad I'd go biblical on you and shoot the dog right in front of you.
Bestiality is seriously degenerate. Do you have any idea how many diseases you can get? I don't give a shit whether or not the dog can consent but don't you have even a shred of self respect?
Human beings are not animals. You can't just let anything with a dick fuck you. Would you eat someone's vomit off the floor like a dog does? Why stop at dogs? Go kidnap a walrus from the zoo and try and fuck it.
Filthy. Disgusting. Whore. You are truly worthy of these labels now. Don't forget it. Don't let some blue-haired feminist bitch tell you any different. You are a filthy disgusting whore.
>>753020915
Awwww... someone got upset..... jackass.
>>753020915
>Do you have any idea how many diseases you can get?
Why don't you list them? I'm waiting.
OP Hasn't even timestamped her tits
>>753020915
people defending and attacking a clearly fat basement boi
>>753017936
>>753017970
This expands dong. But yeah, sorry that you got caught and all the feels and stuff.
>>753017970
The thing you did wrong is you pushed the limit. You can't possibly expect to mess around and not get 'caught. If you were my daughter. I would not have mind. Not at all. Urges are natural. But not for everybody to see. That' s what you fucked up. Don't listen to what rging faggots say. A dog might not be able to say yes, but they damn well know ho to say no. Raging buttfucks like them live in a world where everybody needs to say yes before they have sex. Bet they only fuck missionary. Also don't let them tell you you might be ugly. That's like saying girls who like PC gaming are ugly or girls who like playing violin are ugly. It's naive. I don't have a dog, but I never got caught. Luckily. I was younger than you. Doing things in other peoples homes is very risky. I do miss it sometimes. Just say you are really sorry and ask them to never speak about it (Mother:tell) anyone. They should never bring it up. There is just no need. And after you leave the nest there is no need for them to worry about you right? Be patient. Be true to yourself. Your story was hot
>>753020856
easy to gross out, i don't think that is the real reason, i belive it is because wtf you are fucking a doggo
>>753021385
lol bro I just said I'm not into it either, do you think I'm OP?
>>753021371
What this anon said.
>>753019573
Appearently you aren't so smart as you think. Nature = dogs. Nature ≠ human
>>753020046
If you actually knew from personal experience with dogs Fucking human girls you would know it is easily possible.
>>753017970
Get a boyfriend you retard
>>753020915
>Human beings are not animals.
>>753018750
>girls can't rape
degenerate.
>>753021559
yes humans are apart from nature by definition, how hard is that to understand
>>753021506
i didnt mean you were fucking a dog it was an expression
>>753021371
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Are you even real? What's with the violin thing?
It's so specific that it is almost believable.
>>753021559
>being this fucking dim
(not to say what OP did is `normal` or even kind of okay-ish)
>>753021569
Depends on doggo, if there's a knot and the gril but usually it's possible yeah.
>>753020605
It's fucking nasty dude. A really messy, nasty fetish. It goes against my very will of sex. That's why i fucking hate it. But then again I live animals. So i guess eventually you try things out. Luckily you get accustomed to an animals smell. I would find it alarming if that happened to shit, in my mouth
>>753020915
Please tell us, how many diseases?
Also give us a comparison of how likely you are to get a disease from Fucking an animal compared to Fucking a human.
This thread is just a mess of HECK by the laws of this land bestiality is a line to be traded lightly if you live in the states and is morally wrong society dictates what is seen as good and evil and what you did by social standards is a sin and not in the flow of society so don't get butt mad or anything.
>>753018845
>Animals are not capable of consent. Instinct does not equal consent.
yes exactly, just because the dog fuck her does not make it ok, dog was coerced into thinking it ok
>>753017970
Nice bit of fiction right there. Everyone else seems to be falling for this bait though so good job.
>>753021763
Yeah, what I meant is
>i think it's especially personal if someone who doesn't have a bestiality fetish also doesn't find it gross, considering that you either have a scat fetish or think it's gross with no middleground
>>753017936
NIGGA YOU FUCK DOGS YOU ARE DISGUSTING. FUCK YOUR FEELINGS FUCK YOUR COLLEGE TOO BAD!
YOUR PARENTS SHOULD GIVE THE MONEY TO SOMEONE WHO WILL ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH A COLLEGE EDUCATION!
NOT SOMEONE WHO FUCKS DOGS AND THEN ASKS FOR HELP BY SAYING YOU STILL WANT TO FUCK THE DOG!!
people I agree with:
>>753018178 if you are above a 4 then fuck you.
>>753018265
>>753018375
>>753018530
>>753018674
>>753018923
Also the way you worded shit makes me side with the fact that this is bait. If you don't think it's bait post tits or gtfo you dog fucking faggot.
>>753021822
No.
Even a large dog knot will easily pull out of a human vag.
Human vag does not have a constrictive opening in the way a dog vag does.
>>753020915
Your mother is an animal too, but you don't hear me saying about all the diseases she might have. And that's an actual whore. Not property of a family
>>753021871
where does each sentence begin and where does it end!
>>753017936
Rules 30 and 31 of the Internet.
>>753021797
Nature = human, nature = dogs.
Tryhard
>>753022028
From his mouth and into your ass
>>753022191
no, dogs are nature, humans and anything they create is not
>>753021967
Nah, depends on contractions. Eventually it could become too hard to pull it out in one go. You would have to wait
>>753022286
and why is that? And dont fucking start with "because we where created by god"
>>753017936
Did you always only fuck the dog or got him to lick you too? I never really understood what motivates a dog to lick a gril (well aside of peanutbutter some use) but I can definitely see why it would feel great. I'd get a dog (not only but also) for that kinda stuff if I were a girl and as depraved as I am.
>>753018375
>>753018651
>>753019700
>>753020915
>>753021957
wtf has happened to b?
Don't listen to these people OP, do what you want to and never apologize. Everyone today is telling you that social norms are wrong but then they tell you that you need to obey their social norms like the hypocrites they are. Think for yourself.
>>753017936
Tits or gtfo
>>753022286
Get that dildo out of your ass and start to think. You really, really have shit for brains
>>753019831
What are you, if not an human?
>>753017936
You’re a weird faggot (post tits) but your parents are retarded. How the fuck is getting some ass animal abuse? Dogs will fuck anything.
Im a pedo degenerate. But what you did OP was beyond fucked
>>753021957
>Starts sentence with nigga
Why even listen
>>753017936
>Femanon here, my parents just caught me having sex with our dog. Lemme explain:
>>753017970
Bull and shit, in that order.
>>753020205
I favor the second explanation. Considering how hard it it is to even agree on a common definition of what a soul should be and how unverifiable most of the definitions are I think it , might make sense that the concept was just made up. However you're probably right about feelings and friend.
>>753022466
Gtfo newfag
>>753017936
Tits, mi'lady, or you may show yourself out the door. However, once shown, we, the community, will happily divulge all our requests and some of us, such as myself, will offer you well earned advice. xoxo
>>753018375
Pretty sure a dog consents when it hops up on her ass and starts fucking. If you bend over and end up with a dick in you, the other party consented moron.
>>753022466
nigga are you retarded???? WHAT NORMAL SOCIETY ALLOWED THE FUCKING OF DOGS??
THE RETARD LGBT+'S ARE THE ONLY ONES SAYING THAT SOCIAL NORMS ARE WRONG AND THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK OF BEING OSTRACIZED FOR HAVING MENTAL DISABILITIES!
>>753022596
>>>753021957 (You)
>>Starts sentence with nigga
>Why even listen
Alri I laughed lmao
>>753017936
>>753017970
If this is true you need to move out and cut your parents out of your life.
Either that or get psychological help.
You fucked up, but this doesnt have to be the end.
You could also kill your parents and keep the dog, but that is the least advisable of the three options. Only do this if you are truly a psycho.
>>753018923
WOAH
I'll remember this when my dane is awkwardly blowing my pussy the fuck out, thanks
Tits or GTFO
it's really that simple. show the tits, and I'll believe you about the dog.
no tits, no dog
>>753022896
>when my dane is awkwardly blowing my pussy the fuck out
lol
>>753017936
TITS OR GTFO
>>753020915
>would you eat vomit off the floor like a dog
I dunno, does it feel as good as sex you retard?
>>753022689
You must see it, it is everywhere. It is in pushing for equality and women in the workforce, it is in the erasure of history and destruction of monuments. There is a large movement to try to prove (or at least convince us) that men and women are by and large identical and there is no biological reason for any differences other than physical. These are the removal of societal norms that I am talking about, but they are just as arbitrary as the 'do not fuck dogs' norm.
>>753023049
dogs are horrible at sex, you have to hold the cock like a warm dildo
>>753020915
>Human beings are not animals
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
Go back to Alabama.
>>753023163
They get it after a few times
>>753021699
Everything in the universe is “nature” you mong
>>753022875
Or, or. You kill the dog and go fuck the dogs in the asylum. You would impress your parents and you are out of the house
>>753021883
>dog was coerced into thinking it’s ok
Because it is
This is probably bait but im going to bite. What you did was kinda fucked up and you need to kill yourself. How vacant is your pussy to been without dick to be able to go as far as fucking your own dog? What you did was disgusting and if I was your dad I'd have the dog put down and send you to a mental institution you filthy degenerate. And to the people that are supporting it in this thread are probably trolling and newfags are falling for it. Anyway i want a fucking spiderman thread now because this shitfest has gone on long enough
>>753023163
Nah. Your knees under your hips. Your chest on the floor and pull it over you like a blanket. That's how I did it. Was easy. But he had already experienced how to once on a female dog. Just pull him good on his front paws. As far as he goes. It's only placing the cock then
>>753023539
Post your tits you filthy cunt
>>753018845
>dog deliberately performing an action under his own power is not that dog consenting to that action
yeah ok
>Just caught me
>Christmas Eve
Try harder ffs
>>753023135
People that take action for those causes are actually fewer in number than you think. News companies just hype them up for ratings.
The US is made of normal people who just want to live their lives, they could give less of a shit about what some transgender kid in Iowa thinks.
Unless you think that normal people are trans retards and the people fighting for stupid shit that they don't need but want like how men and women are a fucking 1:1 ratio.
>>753023539
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE WHORING YOURSELVES OUT TO DOGS? I WANT SEX YOU PEOPLE ARE SO SELFISH!!>>753023212
>>753017936
>>753018530
People tend to forget the rules...
Uh... thanks to the societal movement that guy's talking about, 140 women will graduate this year for every man.
One in a Million chance you'll give birth to halfling Puppies or something.
>>753017936
Shut the fuck up and move out and buy a dog nobody can stop you
>>753023851
Woof?
>>753023736
>The US is made of normal people who just want to live their lives
unfortunately, this is true. And we find ourselves herded by the vocal minority into a big-brother type government where everything you can do and how you may do those things are written in law.
>>753023851
my dog is in my house and has no std's, i use him like you use your hand
> Fucks dogs
Tell me when you at least move up to horses you fuckin rookie
>>753024038
Fuck off spider i won't fail in your web.
Nice fiction op.
i love how bestiality is being normalized
>>753017936
>>753017936
>>753017936
If a woman approaches any beast and lies with it you shall kill the woman and the beast. Their blood will be upon them.
>>753024259
people always did whatever. Now we have laws to say what is ok, and the animal fuckers are mad that their thing is illegal.
>>753024347
>Their blood will be upon them,
and you may use it as lube.
>>753022689
WHY ARE YOU TRING TO SCREAM THROUGH THE INTERNET BY TYPING IN CAPS????
"nigga" blaming every opinion against social norm to a group of people makes you an retard. get lost idiot. people like you are ruining /b
>>753017936
>For about a year now, I've been involved in an intimate relationship with my German shepherd.
Pics or it didn't happen
>>753020915
I'd jerk it at the circus action like its a Thai show then shoot the dog while knotted and beat her ass to death
There's a hell the ads beatings might give you some catholic law to avoid it
>>753017936
Yiff in hell reject, you deserve whats comin to ya
>>753024744
Huh?
>>753017936
>Femanon here
I dont even need to see the thread to know you havent posted tits
sage goes everywhere
>>753022466
are you fucking new here!? nice things to say on /b?? gtfo you peice of scum...kill yourself...you wont do it because yiu have no balls you fucking twat...your a little pussy bitch cuz you have no balls to slit your wrists...nobody loves you or cares about you...i hope you die lonly and miserable just like you are rite now
>>753024744
Seems like even furries get more action than you do. Don't care if that's in hell or elsewhere.
>>753020915
Become an hero
tits or gtfo
>>753023462
kek #dead
>>753020997
Worms rabies cunt implosion the fact of the matter is a dog running100mph. And biting someone is the same as full animal rabies rage boner dog knot bite size rape on her pussy
I know Brazilian jou bitsy and wrestling. And I cannot rape that hard with Viagra and BJ Penn's takedown defense
The ufc and the sharia might give you some hope from hell
When that count is bleeding and has irreparable damage of like you to see a doctor for your nasty shot showers and surgery don't fix that the science part
>>753024912
>>753025159
doesn't sound nice to me. sounds like they are forcing their opinions on her and telling her how she should act.
>>753025137
dudeanon here
have had dog dicks in my ass, shit was cash
op needs to deal with it and find other dogs to have sex with
Americans. Taking a shower doesn't fix this shit ill remember that next time there aren't pancakes in the hotel menu
Fucking Americans stay away from other people's countries
>>753018088
yo bitch stfu go drink with ur frat boys ,smoke weed or play minecraft or somethin bitch
Stupid fucking canadians....
>>753025396
What the fuck
>>753020915
Are we on /b/ or what? I vividly remember constant /b/eastiality threads on here pre-2010
>>753025396
>And biting someone is the same as full animal rabies rage boner dog knot bite size rape on her pussy
Full on poetry
>>753022466
gonna to agreed with chu a lil bit but when u said think for yourself sounds like youre a fucking criminal dog fucker
>>753017936
There's always a way out of your problem.
>>753024682
>Pics or it didn't happen
I'm so deeply disappointed in /b/ right now. It took like 100 posts to say what should have been the very first thing said.
>>753021371
- probably some sick fucking bastard
>>753017936
>>753017970
If you're gunna make up a story like this you could at least find a random pic of some hot chick to pretend you're her and we can all fap happily.
>>753020915
>Why stop at dogs? Go kidnap a walrus from the zoo and try and fuck it.
>>753020915
>Don't forget it. Don't let some blue-haired feminist bitch tell you any different
>lel
>>753025901
the idea that you can determine for yourself what is right and what is wrong is so alien to you?
>>753018375
What if she self-identifies as a dog? Who are you to say she isn't! Take your speciesphobic attitude and GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/
>>753021901
Jessica Haynes and Emily Cartwright should be in prison for this.
>>753026474
Your late
>>753021901
In not gonna call the cops I'm gonna order a hit duck the fbi
>>753026509
nigga i cant even use agree and agreed in a right manner fuck off sick m8
>>753021371
If we ever meet in person, like at a bar or some other public place, and you casually bring this up the way you did, I will be the Gallagher of your fucking already-broken head.
Kill yourself
Being so low that you had sex with your dog
Are you extremly ugly or what?
Not even pedophiles are this desperate
hang yourself pls
>>753025498
you can kill yourself too faggot
>>753026856
I can kill you.
>>753026856
>>753026620
They don't stop at dogs. So if you serve the at McDonald's that's a criminal and animal fuckerd right there
>>753018375
It was Literally Rape letting you loose to this World! Shame your Mom she is a Rapist..Instinctive Sexual Intentions of a Dog means the Dog gets Raped...How Dumb are you Son...
>>753027343
Snakes dolphins pigs just that I know of
Spidey is far more entertaining than this fat dog fuger who wont post tits
>>753017970
>my father's pickup truck
>to attend university
Al dente
>>753021883
A Dog does not Think you Dumb worthless shit Idiot...!
>>753027475
There was a scientific mathematical notation on how much shit she ate and how much she had fucked you ask the right people they will tell you that's the biblical great whorte
You try counting Satan puts dots ..... In the sand ugly and evil.>>753027475
>>753027741
People are dead they play with the internet and illuminati Jessica Haynes and that favor should not be running their mouth. At anyone.
Crocodile Dundee Scooby doo
Chick fill a has the right to refuse service so does starbucks
Fuck ing terrorist don't come back to my town.
>>753025687
Lurk moar newfag
>>753017936
>>753017936
>I had been training him to be quiet in case we ever did this
You went too far with this claim right here. I almost took the bait, by the way.
sage goes in all fields
>I know on an intellectual level this whole thing was wrong, but emotionally it feels like the love of my life has died.
This was very cringeworthy. It looks like you'll be studying feminism at the university.
>>753017936
Russiagate they voted Donald trump
>>753022466
sage
>>753022623
sage
>>753022896
sage
Kys you dogfucking faggot
>>753028683
fuckin back wheel got bent damnit
>>753017936
https://bad-dragon.com/products/razor
>>753017936
>>753020116
If you need someone to explain why sex with animals is wrong, you should probably just save us the time and drink a glass of bleach.
