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>>752998013
>>753012049
Hey there, how'd your day go?
>>753012076
Thank you for the hug
>>753010147
well then I guess I'm not caught up, I like where the show's going though
When naming characters, I usually like to take inspiration from city/capital names from fiction or real countries. Like, Giliath from Osgiliath
>>753010201
If only the weather would always go the way we wanted ; - ;
>tfw you realise technically all waifus have a flat chest because they're two dimensional so therefore their chest (and the rest of them) are flat.
>>753012300
2cute
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>753011725
Yeah Automata of a continuation of NieR specifically both ending D and route E. The funny thing about the game is that the timeline NieR takes place in is the result of the joke ending of Drakengard (or some say Drag-On Dragoon)
>>753012282
Yes the weather :/
>>753012282
crossfit in morno and weightlifting after worko haHAA
How's yours?
Lewd?!?
Hi.
>>753010963
You should it is pretty fun.
>>753011047
Yeah but wouldn't donate for it. Do you play safelaner normally?
>>753012526
Hi Duke
>>753012736
Classes until noon and getting swamped by assignments. Not too bad though.
Did you remember to stretch? Kapp
>his waifu is a girl
what are you fucking gay?
>>753012972
classes more like dying amirite. Speaking of which I had classes on how to not let a dumb cunt die after he gets hurt uwu
uhh
fuck
>>753012987
yes
>>753012958
Klonata
>>753013112
being gay sounds kinda gay tbh fam
>>753013172
How goes you?
>>753012282
Sadly the show only has one season
And there are light novels that won't be getting translated
>>753012579
I've learned something new, all about videogames I never knew existed
Although, I'm not exactly an avid gamer
>>753012940
Yup.
Used to play a lot of Spectre, right now Morph and Jugger are my favourites because of this meta. Gyro is a good pick aswell. So is Tiny.
>>753013112
how do you stop a dumb cunt from dyinf if he was dumb enough to let himself get hurt in the first place? smh -_-
nice memory :gremlin:
>>753013339
Time to transcend just being a weeb and learn japanese to negate the language barrier
>>753012940
I love horror games and I love being scared
>>753013206
it is my guy
>>753013507
hey man, accidents happen. what if a dumb cunt impales himself like an idiot?
I was distracted, I swear
>>753013339
>Light novels that won't be translated
The fuck
Well to be fair the NieR audience was a pretty small community until Automata came out
>>753013263
Had a migraine today
>>753013823
That's not good
Any reason why?
>>753013896
Not that I could discern
>>753013339
i usually take parts of my favorites characters names to make names for my characters
or take things that i like and converted to another language
>>753013669
true, i didn't even knew about NieR or Drakengard until Automata
>>753013752
nice bio uwu
Are you having fun getting killed by terrorists?
>>753013659
or if someone gets a concussion from an LAV crash, accidents happen
distracted by what? the other guys in the gym?
gotem
>>753013823
Are you okay now?
>>753014036
It's been the same for like 3 days now
I will later, I'm going to go play Melee
>>753013455
I don't like much gyro, but I think the change to morph's ult can be pretty good, also now you can morph without mana cost which is nice. I'm just happy to see they picked shadow demon a couple times on dreamleague, I really like him.
>>753013626
Well I don't see how being scared is fun, but lots of people find it fun.
>>753013507
I don't think I'll learn Japanese
>>753013669
Apparently the series wasn't popular enough to even be fully translated
>>753014022
I like more English sounding names
>>753013979
Have you tried resting your head?
>>753014156
Okay enough. Head hurts a bit still
>>753014538
I slept for a few hours
>>753014306
That sucks
Maybe a fan translation well come eventually
>>753014022
I only learned about NieR because of a friend who had it recommended to him
>>753014649
Did your work today?
>>753014649
Take it easy and stay hydrated, migraines are terrible to deal with. :(
Am back~
>>753014306
mmmm then you could find something to where take reference for a name in a medieval-like movie
>>753014680
i don't know why NieR was so underrated until Automata, is a great game
>>753014706
Yeah, I did. It sucks because we weren't able to work because the system was down and I was being payed to chat with my co-workers about games
Then I had to put in sick leave
>>753015017
I'm passed the worst of it, just residual pain in my head now
>>753015140
NieR automata wasn't as popular as you seem to think it is
>>753015235
It's good that you didn't work when you're sick, isn't it?
>>753014156
hey, buddy
I was fine, only a few dead brain cells
Distracted by nap and food
>>753014251
have fun
Goodnight, Gundyr, you're too easy to parry
>>753014680
Probably not, it's not exactly popular
It's terrible to be underrated
>>753015140
I came up with one, now I need to grab the Ceastus
Komiya claimed right now
>>753015235
was more popular than other games tho, at least was very popular in the lewds
>>753015390
Canadian!! Hey hey hey!
>>753015464
dat face tho
i want to collect all of your eyeballs and put them in a mason jar
>>753015350
I wasn't working to begin with. I was told to exit the system the second I started
>>753015464
More popular than the rest of the series isn't saying much
Its unfortunate that the others aren't popular
>>753015870
Ow hey comrade edgy you're back!! I kind of missed you tbh
>>753015932
Then that's good
>>753015132
Hey there, welcome back
>>753015235
Well at least you're on the upside now
>>753015390
just about 10 iq lost, nothing too severe
alright your distractions are reasonable, your sentencing is pardoned
>>753015668
it kind of reminds me to serval of kemono friends
>>753015951
why do you miss me
>>753016037
Hey ho, ya still busy comrade?
>>753016094
Well, you are one of the few edgy people here. And fairly fun to kill time with
>>753016166
who else is edgy
>>753015870
That sounds pretty rude
>>753016302
its just a fun hobby
claimed, im not gay btw
>>753016240
Hmm... I think I can only think of 3 people but.... I would rather not talk poorly behind their backs.
Goodnight everyone.
>>753016436
what are their names.
>>753016455
goodnight
>>753015932
i mean that was more popular than other games that were released in the same year
>>753016037
my only 10 iq..
>>753016373
Well have fun then
>no one claimed Holo
..how?
>>753016606
It got spoken about a fair bit, but it's certainly not as popular as it could have, and I feel should have
>>753016573
It's a secret, but I'm pretty sure you know who they are. And... not much to say about that. Next subject boss!
I'm going to shower, feeling a bit muggy after running
>>753016166
I'm done for today, but I'm going to take a shower first before I start playing
>>753016736
o... fuck :gremlin:
>>753016886
there's been like 5-6 claimers
>>753016885
you dont mind if i take your eyes for my collection?
>>753016999
tell me their thread names
>>753017005
but I haven't seen any in the couple days I've lurked
>>753017072
Go for it
>>753016970
yeah, not even with the ass of 2B get to be more popular
>>753017005
have someone that have claimed A.I.-chan before? i haven't visit a waifu thread in /b/ in a long time until now
>>753017072
Fuck if I know lol. I don't have that extension for the tripcode names. Come on, any other subject is fine lol
>>753017271
I've missed you
>>753017687
Koume?
>>753017474
Goooood evening 7474
>>753017367
hehe
>>753017474
ok nvm then
>>753017824
Oh wow the long hair looks so cute
>>753017910
perhaps anything else you want to talk about?
>>753017910
So whats your plan after scooping my eyes out?
>>753017797
You know it. You can has this one though
>>753018025
Youre uhh.....glasses, glasses look cute.
How are you
>>753018025
im not sure, i don't care for talking to people
>>753018274
i will probably leave you locked up in my basement until you drop dead
>>753018344
Nope, you're waayyyyyy cuter.
>>753018435
Come on, I like talking to ya
>>753018435
That's pretty boring
how should i act when someone talks sexualy of my waifu? i don't know what to do in those cases and ended up ignoring most of them
>>753018585
what would you like to talk about?
>>753018648
don't worry i will be livestreaming it, someone is bound to find it enjoyable
>>753012049
If loli is illegal in cad, why is this legal? http://sexjv.com
>>753018990
Anything is fine by me to be honest. I can talk on any subject you want
>>753018990
I don't think somebody sitting in corner in a basement would be entertaining
>>753018894
Kindly inform them of the issue, if that doesn't work fight for her honor in a duel
>>753019370
sounds fine for me
>>753018585
Well just to poke you with a stick over it. Am I one of the edgy ones? Probably not, I'm rather well behaved in here. I want a koume junko cosplay
More long hair
>internet so slow a speed test can't finish
>>753019693
That sucks...
:thinking:
>internet so slow I can only see filenames and not images
yeah no I'll be back when I find out who's streaming 4K porn on my network
Why have a waifu when you can have an aloof, lanky, curly haired dork for a husbando
>>753020262
Because characters like that are pretty trendy in action shows
And they're excruciatingly boring and often one note
>>753019542
You? Definately not lol. You're a sweetheart lol.
>>753017377
I'm pretty sure there have been a few shitpost claims, but I think you'd be the first serious claimer
>>753020649
Most waifus are the most Mary Sue characters out there.
Gintoki is a complex man
>>753020747
>is blush
That's pretty accurate even if I don't display it. I have a problem of being a stern looking mean guy. But if I like ya, nice and funny all day.
>>753020996
Mary Sue status is typically give to the generic every man protagonist and often main girl
All other side characters fall into cookie cutter personalities, Tsundere, Yandere, Bro Guy, emotionless, etc.
Anime has become too predictable
>>753020891
wow really? well my waifu is always taken as a meme, i not surprised at all
>>753021802
I can relate about the meme thing, I can't wait for the "are traps gay" meme to pass
>>753022314
People will always deny being gay, that argument is unlikely to die
>>753021488
To me you're always nice comrade
>>753022443
There's denying to be gay, and then there's making ifunny tier memes about astolfo
>>753022789
People make terrible dead memes?
How surprising
>>753022906
Yup, but eventually it dies to a point that even outdated places like tumblr and youtuber discords stop posting them. That's what I'm looking forward to.
>>753022609
Well you were nice first. So i must reciprocate such fine traits. And you possibly are a Kremlin double agent soooo...i gotta play my cards right
>>753023042
is that bad the situation? i have seen some (not of ifunny) but they are normal, some are even funny
>>753023553
Lol sure sure, it's literally impossible for me to become an agent but sure. But I think I'll be off since it's getting late
>>753023711
Maybe it's just selective memory, but I seem to notice them everywhere
>>753023925
Good night then I will see you bright and early.
I fell asleep
Maybe I'm doing too much activity in a day
>>753024983
ti bato x ti livre sua tête
>>753025315
Don't ship that please
>>753025315
Why are you doing this
>>753025531
what does it say?
>>753024983
double nap :ok_hand:
I'm pretty sure that's a sign of being just a tad bit overworked
>>753025414
ok
>>753025531
sorry :(
>>753024983
Maybe you just need a day to relax. Relax all day then get a goodnight sleep
>>753025583
me x book on head poster
>>753025732
but
mad gains :(
>>753025860
why tho
>>753026043
I would but work and routine
I just can't take a day off
The tooth brushing scene from Nisemono is....very lewd
>>753026400
dunno was just messing with you
>>753023544
cute
>>753026476
its great tho
>>753026400
It's unhealthy not to take any time to yourself on your next day off make sure you get some you time
>>753026860
>>753026476
cute
>>753023947
well the "traps are gay" meme is very popular, but at least i don't seem very often
>>753027024
that's a good one
>>753026919
Oh...its very great.
>Nii-San.......its ok
6-2-12
>>753027049
Why thank you.
>>753027085
lots of good ones
i hope amatsu gets me the k-on college manga tbh
how to not be depressed when in pain 24/7
>>753027345
it's cuz you have good taste
i just got back from a walk, its cold and i think im getting sick
>>753027406
I know how you feel
>>753026674
:(
>>753026927
I do that every weekend my dude
>>753027528
me too :( I keep going in and out at work without a coat..
>>753028150
:(
>>753026400
mad gains bring sad brains Kappachino
it rhymes so it must be solid advice
>>753028255
I don't have a sweater
Get one :(
>>753028393
get one :(
I just dont take the time
>>753027477
>>753027791
She is truly the purest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBn9oNxatdg
>>753028150
Good that's what you need to do.
Lol I'm a female my man
>>753028700
I have some that don't fit, by the time they will it won't matter anymore
Make time :(
I used to not like lip balm because I thought it was like lipstick and I would say "wtf im not a fag that needs that" but boy was I wrong
>>753028837
>I'm a female my man
>implying it matters
>>753028255
:)
>>753028269
but.. muh gains..
It's worth the pain, gotta reach that goal uwu
>>753028837
sure thing, my white cis gendered straight male
>>753029001
kiss taste better now uwu
>>753028876
why wont it matter then?
I could take it, I just dont
>>753029177
:o
>>753029228
cuz winter will be over and every other season is hot in arizona
take it please
R.A.M. Claimed
its hard to type captcha when drinking..
>>753029177
Whatever
>>753029315
ah okay. but oversize ones are better anyway
I don't know..its like trying to make old people wear their seatbelt. they just dont.
I'm going to hop off for now, you all have a nice rest of your night
>>753029228
:p
>>753029461
lol i'm female too my dude
>>753029686
have fun you female vsauce
>>753029681
all my clothes will be oversized soon enough, but a sweater in arizona is a safety hazard
you're not that old, dingus
I don't wear a seatbelt
Claiming best girl.
>>753029686
bye, have a good night
claimed, not gay btw
>>753029782
:9
>>753029811
that's a good sign. I bet you won't get as hot too.
Feeling like one.
you don't drive -__
>>753029832
hi
>>753030135
:1
Scarves are toptier, everyone should wear one
>>753030135
I won't be as warm in winter next year though
my mom tells me all the time to enjoy my youth, so i think you should too
I hope I never have to -__
>>753029782
Lol ok
>>753030157
hi
is it muffin of komine-san?
>>753030265
everyone should share one :j
>>753030334
:(
mine is slipping away :(
ok
>>753029990
Cute
>>753030631
I wouldn't share mine :0
>>753030631
:(
make the most of it, I hope to know you after though
I can't drive cuz my eye :(
>>753029318
Hello Random Access Memory
>>753030732
ikr, why cant guys be this cute IRL? no homo
>>753030631
I would wear a scarf but it's way to hot here. Trying to wear one here would make you look like a moron.
Just Monika
>>753030631
hi
komine
>>753030745
why not >:(
>>753030770
:(
hopefully
oh really?
>>753030893
where are you?
>>753031122
hi not muffin
:)
>>753030960
lmao i made this edit yesterday
It's finally raining
>>753031300
hi
;-;
>>753031300
Florida
>>753031300
colon shift+zero
thanks
I can't see out of it, it's really bad. It might be possible to drive but when my dad has taken me every time I cant even keep the truck going straight. The doctor said I wouldn't be able to pass the driving test if they knew how bad my eye was
>>753031300
Keep all the warmth for myself D:<
