Get me laid /b/Dubs decides
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Get me laid /b/
Dubs decides
>>753008654
Noooods
>>753008654
Send vegana pls
>>753008654
So you're name's Callahan? Call me a Callaman! Haha!
>>753008654
Let me smash, becky let me smash! I wanna smash...
>>753008789
Roll
>>753008654
want to take bath salts and go shoot dogs with me?
>>753008654
I Love you
show bob
>>753008654
Hello pretty lady, you look like a nigger? Is there any african descendence in your blood?
>>753008827
I like this one
want to help me kill myself tonight?
No need to dance around with any formalities. Do you wanna suck my cock?
>>753008654
You got any pets? I Love fucking my cat
>>753008846
Roll
>>753008789
dice plz
>>753008883
Roll
Please die
Wanna see a magic trick?
>>753008911
Winrar
>>753008654
Let me smash or i Murder ur whole family
I fantasize about killing my parents and fucking their dead bodies.
send her dic pics
Tell her you'll make her asshole look like a blown out hot pocket
Kek
>>753008911
Deliver
You look as brown as my turd, want to get inside my butthole again?
>>753009040
lame
hahahaha god i hope she replies
>>753009040
Is she active?
>>753008654
Hey little lady, would you eat a donut off my penis if I were to eat a banana from your vagina?
I’d love to say you’re beautiful, but beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet
Roll for this bitch while we wait
>>753009217
I Love to fuck Cats!
>>753009247
Roll
>>753009277
Win
Hey i know i'm a busy guy but HEY, i can make some time for us, let's grab dinner at a fancy place, okay? Put on something nice or i'll fucking kill you bitch, do you hear me? Do you think i'm fucking playing? I've been waiting for you, fucking CALLAHAN, WAITING SOOOOO LONG, and now... now you are mine
>>753009217
Ey little lady, would you eat a donut off my penis if I were to eat a banana from your vagina???
>>753009217
allah will bless you with 17 oils and oitments and i will be mutilating a stale goat during the process
>>753009247
Winrar>>753009277
>>753009217
FUCK YOU NIGGER APE
>>753009318
Roll
>>753009300
WinRar, it's trash tho
>>753009217
>>753009217
send her a REKT gif
>>753009217
>>753009217
I don't know bout that, but i'f you ask me i would like to put my hot dog inside your little purring pussy. :)
>>753009359
roll
>>753009300
winwinwiwin
>>753009384
Roll
>>753009427
rollorino
Okay roll for this cunt, atleast she's active and responding. I know you fags are gonna fuck up me getting laid but whatever
>>753009390
oh, okay :(
>>753009485
rekt gif
>>753009359
wtf is this, i like it, roll
>>753009485
Can I suck your anus?
>>753009485
Send nooods! Vegana pls
>>753009485
You know what would make me hotter? Having you on top of me like you're melting butter...
moist...
>>753009485
What’s your favorite sex position? And also do you enjoy Amal sex?
>>753009485
I’d love the grace of smashing your stinky pee hole
>>753009568
rollin'
I gotta eat that ass
>>753009591
roll
>>753009566
winner
>>753009485
Context sir. Wtf is the subject of that convo
>>753009485
FUCKIN' NIGGER MONKEY
>>753009485
I wanna put it in your ass baby! then have you suck Your shir off my dick
do you appreciate nigger dick? cause i appreciate nigger dick
my dick itches
>>753009672
Roll send this
>>753009485
Ever licked a guys ass hole before? That would make you hotter
Idk we were just talking about me quitting cigarettes
Hello m'lady are you free tonight? I would like to rape ya shitter till the poopoo comes out
>>753009485
send bobs and vagene
>>753009911
hahaha you always put mines. i love you op
Who's your favorite serial killer? Mines Ted Bundy. I'll pick you up in my Volkswagen tonight and we can go to a secluded area in a forest for some fun
Hello. sometimes my dick itches... would you scratch it?... With your mouth hehe
>>753009911
I wanna stick my tounge in your gart box
>>753009217
omg doesn't your hair hang in the bowl when you bend down to press a turd?
>>753008789
Roll
>>753009954
rOLL
>>753009911
You like Big dicks? Because then i will disappiont you
>>753010043
Hey, I haven't asked yet, do you have a feminine penis? If so can I suck it and drink your cum like a slavering beast?
>>753010043
do the allah oil thing
>>753010108
Roll
>>753010108
Roll
>>753010043
It means what it means gurl, look, i'm just looking for a good night here, if you want to feel real pleasure, keep talking to me
>>753010158
roll
>>753010043
beef curtains and you will find it hard
>>753010043
Grace, you're winning the race ,to sit on my face, then I will murder you, and not leave a trace.
>>753010225
thisthisthis
>>753010238
What. Roll
Do you believe in the Hold of coast?
>>753010043
I'm addicted to child porn
>>753010108
Roll
>>753010258
Roll
Send her this
>>753010277
winrar hahahaa
>>753010302
Rolll
>>753010277
rekt
>>753010043
It means that having a high temperature object (you) on top of me would transfer some heat to me making me hot.
>>753010302
wtf this is the most disturbing thing i've ever seen
>>753008654
You spend too much time on your makeup. Send me a picture of your ass.
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>>753010375
this could work...
>>753010302
Rooolll
>>753010397
The newest of the newfags
>>753010277
ahem... OP? We're waiting
>>753010302
roll
>>753010466
Winrar
>>753010302
PLEASE THIS
>>753010466
aight post the best you've got
>>753010266
Actually boys, sorry to disappoint, but this was the winrar
Op pussyed out lol
>>753010302
Reroll
>>753010587
You're a pussy. Post that asshole gif
>>753010478
reroll. need this sent.
>>753010302
Roll
>>753010587
I'll quit smoking if I can use my remaining cigarettes to scar your fish factory and reenact the Rape of Nanking (with my willy)
>>753010302
send this
my little brother beats me up. Want to bang him?
do you like taking it up the ass? ;)
>>753010777
SEND THIS SHIT
>>753010685
This
>>753010777
Fucking winter. Trips check'd
>>753010777
do trips count?
>>753010777
those are trips, he has the word
>>753010836
Winrar. Fucking autocorrect
Okay, this ones actually hot, and just matched within the hour, don't let me down /b/ros. To avoid confusion, you're rolling for 66
>>753010043
lol stupid bitch hats are headwears dontcha now dat
>>753010302
Fucking faggots
>>753010892
send>>753010777 - he got trips
>>753010892
I'm going to find you and kill your family as I rape you.
>>753010892
good evening gentlemen
>>753010892
Hey lemme seem them bewbies
>>753010892
Whats up Steeep, i would swip you right anytime, swip you right on top of this dick. GOTCHA
>>753010892
Oven dodgers granddaughter?
And because trips
Im gay but I wanna see what being with a wamen is like
>>753010892
You are so cute that i would even swipe my butt with your face
>>753010892
Hey I know you, you are the slut from Kevin's gangbang party last Friday right? Sorry about being so rough just wanted to show alpha I was in front of my boys
>>753010892
I want to cut off my penis and use it as a dildo for you
>>753010892
Wanna fuck?
>>753010892
You look like the state of Rwanda after 100 days of genocide - I'd still stab your vag with my bayonet tho ;)))) if you said no I wouldn't mind setting you on fire or killing your sister either tho aha :) bet your sister doesn't have as uneven set of teeth too :D
>>753010892
Send me noodz baby ;)
>>753010892
Would you want to hang out sometime? You're really cute
>>753010892
You are problaly wondering how i got here?
* record scratch*
This is anon and this is how i fucked my sister
>>753011160
roll
>>753011134
Reroll
>>753011227
wtf normie
Hey babe
>>753011160
this
Wow your hot I would love to smell your ass hole
>>753010892
Don't worry about looking like a down syndrome - I like girls who can't say no properly :D
(Not to say I don't like a little bit of resistance xD, ma little rape muffin <3)
>>753010892
I will impregnate you
>>753011052
Let me straighten things out. I want to fuck you so hard you will ascend to the 4th dimension and receive powers and knowledge about things noone could ever imagine existing.
>>753010892
Fuck me. Now. With no preamble. Drop your pants and swallow my cock with your lower mouth.
Kys!
>>753011400
Do this for your new girl OP
Grace will be any dubs, the other is still 66
>>753011357
This, because i want to see how she reacts.
>>753011400
winrar
>>753011342
roll for this
>>753010892
I'd suck a fart out of your daddies ass hole just to taste your sweaty vagina
>>753008654
yeah mate
>>753011451
she wants the d anon, tell her '' haha i was joking, but still, do you wanna hang out tonight? '' or something like that
>>753011451
You ever fucked a nigger? I Love getting fucked by niggers
You have lips just like your dad. But will they feel as good on my micro penis as his did?
today I jammed a bunch of stuff up my butt
>>753011555
trips of truth
This made me laugh
Ever had your ass licked
>>753011555
YES
>>753011555
My First trips
>>753011555
The best the best the best
>>753011555
op you cant deny this
>>753008654
I want to drug you, let my dog fuck you while I stream it on the internet up for it?
>>753011589
She looks like a brown-haired Amber from House MD
>>753011555
Post it baby
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
Cmon guys we're losing her
>>753011736
my fucking god
>>753011729
oucchhh, :(
>>753011589
Cringe
>>753011777
Holy shit this is now a get thread
>>753010302
op can't unless its on whatever service tinder uses to get gifs
>>753011777
Sorry I'm high as fuck basically what I'm trying to say is I wouldn't rape you if you where the only drunk slut at a club you ugly whore
>>753011736
Great post, I could really feel the autism permeating through
>>753011777
abort the mission, tell her that you were joking out, but come out flirty, something like the other anon said
>>753011777
That's a verbal agreement. Get your cunt out love
>>753010892
Hey, don't worry, I'm not like the other guys; I don't want sex. In fact, the last time I had sex, I had it with a guy. This is called E Q U A L I T Y. P.s. the guy was black. I went for a really, really black guy - i.e. he couldn't spell, properly talk, he mistook me saying 'Van Gogh' for 'tanned cock', and he expressed his feelings in a series of violent and somehow gentrified grunts - as to properly commit to the idea of equality within the 21st c. and the associated values: e.g. acknowledgement of the custom concerns... given my own status (male, white, straight). He made me deepthroat his pistol and give him the keys to the Lexus, which only further solidified his black nature. Anyhow, I'm not like the other guys, and I only come with a warning and peace - as much as the male can come with - but please, I know the male inside and out (in literal terms, all puns intentional and etc.) and we are badly damaged and only want one thing: a.k.a as the big puss, fem. spirit and gentle touch - we are lustful. If you want to be safe, go lick a lezza or give her a finger or two - but if you want to continue on this dangerous path... well please, please, please... only go for da blacks, given general unfortunate circumstances (i mean growing up in da ghetto, not being their skin colour, no indication of racist agenda or believing in white superiority here, little missy!)
>>753011736
This lol
>>753011883
ahahaha this
>>753011909
roll
>>753011736
this really deserves dubs
>>753011933
winrar
>>753011933
Holy shit he got dubs
>>753011736
Again this
>>753011736
Reroll
>>753011777
Sorry, I have never really talked to a girl before and I'm just saying what my brother is telling me. But in all seriousness, what if I sweeten the pot? I want to watch you get shiskabobed by this black bull I know. I'd like to raise his kid afterwards.
>>753011736
ROLL
>>753011777
I want to fuck your asshole do deep that my cock can taste your thanksgiving dinner
>>753012085
kek
>>753011933
jesus
I wanna feed you a bowl of eggs
>>753011933
we're waiting OP!
>>753010587
What does that even mean? Am I autistic for not getting that?
Milk milk lemonade round the corner your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post
I feel like the age of consent should be lowered to 12 since girls tend to mature faster than boys
>>753011933
Holy dubs
Bande de PD
>>753008654
I have HIV
>>753012244
Wasted you nignog
>>753008654
Can I lick peanut butter out of your vagina?
>>753012332
Me too
>>753012244
>>753012347
Fuck my life.
>>753012375
ps: i'm a dog
>>753012400
Does it count if a reply has dubs?
>>753012444
holy shit i got trips o: o: o:
>>753012444
T-t-t-trrrrriiiiiiiiips!
>>753009217
Can I lick peanut butter out of your vagina?
>>753012490
try tumblr dude
>>753011933
OP is faggot
>>753011736
roll
>>753011736
rollin
>>753011777
Have you ever done anal and then accidentally farted cum on your partner?
It happens to me sometimes.
>>753011736
reroll
>>753011933
d u b s
Deriver
>>753012444
*pants* Woof! Woof! *pants*
>>753012572
Kek. This.
>>753012661
Too much autism furfag
>>753012655
Winrar
>>753012572
But he licks it up. Afterwards I usually take him out for a walk. He's the best dog a man could ask for.
>>753012837
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself
>>753012732
*wimpers*
TITS!!!!
>>753012977
thIS
>>753012897
*pulls out gun and shots autistic child who thinks they are a dog in the head*
>>753013046
Wot
>>753012977
best
Hey, I'm going to a LARP (live-action roleplaying) event this weekend where we can dress up like elves and pretend to fight dragons and shit. Wanna join me?
>>753013088
>>753012977
Dub dub
>>753009217
i want to tongue punch your fart box
>>753012655
Post this op and dont be a fag
>>753013105
I’ve actually used something similar to this and the bitch actually liked to larp. We hit it off and I raped her at my fraternity.
>>753013293
Hahahahaa
>>753013332
That escalated quickly
>>753013332
Mike?
>>753009217
With that shit eating grin I can already tell you’re quite.... adventurous in the bedroom
>>753013373
Haha how’d you know. Who dis
>>753013490
Bro you ain’t Sigma Tau Gamma gtfo here with dat shit
>>753013571
Us sigmas rape as much as any other frat.
Op confirmed for dead. Also he is a faget
>>753013571
>>753013683
All fratboys should be killed
>>753011777
"I'm sorry Grace. It's been so long since the last time I had a cigarette that I'm talking nonsense. Abstinence is a difficult thing, and I'm trying my best to stop smoking because I want to become hotter as you said. Can we forget everything I just said and start again?"
>>753011736
reroll
>>753011736
rolling for this
>>753011777
Now that i got your consent you should show me what i am working with.
>>753011777
ok but show me your tits first
>>753011777
what are your dirty fantsies?
Hahaha sorry, my friend got a hold of my phone again, but since he has left very little to the imagination, it would be my pleasure to invite you to have sexual intercourse with me. Thanks :)
niggeeerr
>>753011777
You can literally say anything to grace and dat hoe still wants the D
I want you inside of me Abigail
is she kill op?
>>753011777
do you eat ass?
>>753011729
this shit sux hard
sage this virgin thread
