Vintage Fap Thread II
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Vintage Fap Thread II
>>753005802
Nobody wants to Jack it to ur mom. Try /s/
>>753005864
I do, so fuck off. Post most wins OP
my bad, here's another
>inb4 people who are too old to be here try and wear it as a badge of honor instead of personal shame
>>753006023
More with the young and mature of her.
Another contribution..
My mom
>>753006040
Youre either on /b or youre not. Fuck off edge fag.
>>753006002
Why don't u fags just go fuck off to a porn board instead of insisting on ruining /b/'s corpse?
>vintage
>>753006040
You'll get there too, bitchboi
>vintage
>>753006040
I'm 53, is that too old?
also
Blame it on Rio
>>753006206
You should look up the word random
>>753006179
>using edge as an insult here
Sup, tourist?
>>753006222
Nope. I have personal standards and know when I'm too old for something.
>>753006269
Yeah, that's definitely too old. If you're here at the age of 30, something went seriously wrong in your life.
>>753006002
>>753006040
i found the highschooler
tight on Marilyn.
>>753006389
Oh i get it, you're at that age where youre invincible and know it all and the world is out to get you because youre smart and have it all figured out. Good times
>>753006023
I would gladly fap to your mom if this is her. Sweet jesus dem titties
>>753006389
sure kid
>>753006478
Woah woah woah, cool it.
I'm 26 almost 27 and if I'm still on /b/ of all places at 30 I will an hero.
You need to check yourself you old bitch. Go play with your grandchildren and leave the dank memeing to us.
>>753006427
>i
I found a nigger.
>>753006478
Nope. I'm sorry if you thought the armchair psychology routine would work when someone levels a valid criticism against you. For future reference, you're not smart enough to pull that routine off.
>>753006536
Glad you're coming around. Maybe eventually you'll be able to join your peers in age appropriate activities instead of being the old pathetic guy at the college party.
>>753006691
>the irony
>>753006389
>personal standards
I'm sure your personal standards are doing you a lot of good while you remain a virgin jacking off in your moms basement.
>>753006691
Who goes to boards to argue with people on boards they dont even like in the first place. Everything okay today? Get bullied?
>>753006691
can't bantz
>>753006040
Look I found the virgin!
>>753006675
>>753006691
The level of innocence and cringe is actually funny. Keep going, please. I'm enjoying this.
>>753006269
Sauce?
>>753006112
how long do I have to wait until full bush + tanlines becomes fashionable again?
>>753006670
Who is that? She's hot as fuck
>>753006750
Awww. Poor baby.
>>753006751
Does making up false realities make you feel better about being exactly what I described?
>>753006902
I'm sorry to hear that. Your dysfunction probably has something to do with being where you don't belong.
>>753006985
>butthurt old man
>>753006988
>hahahaha! i'm actually laughing right now about how cringe your accurate portrayal of myself! (sobs through tears)
Jesus, you old faggots are so sensitive when you get told the truth.
>>753006691
I fucked your mum.
Really. I did.
>>753006485
/b/ gives
>>753007117
>middle school insult from someone claiming not to be mentally dysfunctional
You don't say.
>>753006485
and gives
>>753006485
and gives more
>>753006988
We were all new to the Internet once.
checked
>>753005802
very MILFY - wonfer how old she is?
also seems that 'right-click>google image search' for FF is no longer working...should I just use tineye- or are there other options??
bamp. loving these threads
>>753006159
I always figured any woman that wore leopard print was a total whore...anyone else??
moar of mom?
>>753006040
You’re not invincible to age you know. When you’re 30 you’ll still be here.
>>753006751
last 2 pix are hot as fuck...any more?
>>753007846
>everyone is as weak as me
Do you not realize how sad you are? Go make some fucking friends, guy.
>>753007467
Yep. The angsty need to prove how much cooler you are than the random, unknown person you are talking with. If that continues past adolescence. it just gets sad, though. How sad does your life have to be to need to prove how cool you are on here?
>>753006536
who is (was) the hottie on the right?
The first time I ever jerked off was to Christy Canyon.
>>753007517
It's Christy Canyon.
She's currently 51 and started doing porn at 18.
>>753008135
Oh look, another sad old man trying to use the armchair psychologist routine when he's not even smart enough to fit in with people his own age. Why don't they accept you, anon? What did you do?
>>753008228
Still very much would.
>>753007913
Unfortunately, no.
post more hairy pussies
lol i love wearing vintage outfits
>>753007938
Got plenty of friends and a girlfriend that adores me. Got the day off from work and just being lazy before I go to the gym.
You're calling someone else a loser for doing the exact same thing you are doing. Do you know the definition of the word "hypocrisy"?
>>753008362
Turn around and lift it up
>>753008493
To be fair, I'm sure he's trolling. But then again, so am I. It is /b after all
>>753008493
>i swear i'm not a fat old loser with no gf, guise!
The reason it's not hypocrisy is because I actually have those things and am on an age appropriate site. You're the sad old loser at the college party pretending he's still young because his life passed him by and his friends outgrew him. Not sure why you're even bothering denying it, we both know what you are.
>>753008694
Love me some Nina Cocina
>>753008362
like this one? cool
>>753008291
We all would, cept that nigger up there
>>753006670
who is this?
>>753008281
Reverse psychology. Yeah, that is going to make you look so much smarter. Sorry kid. You're not good enough to pull it off. Thanks for entertaining me though.
Let me know when you actually get something original or intelligent to say. The bratty little sandbox fighting style is getting kinda old. Step up your game a little for me, please?
>>753008691
True. It can be fun to see what the trolls think up though.
>>753008880
>Reverse psychology
You just proved you don't even know what that is. Shitty armchair psychologist. How cute it is that you managed to parrot me in the next line. Nigger tier banter. Oh my gosh, immediately after that you talk about originality. Marvelous. Didn't you even think of how hypocritical that is. Now, do the adult thing and answer your superior's questions instead of writhing around like a little queer: Why don't they accept you, anon? What did you do?
>fighting in fap thread
>>753008691
>>753009025
Gossiping instead of saying it directly to someone? Female brains detected. Is that why your peers cast you off?
>>753005864
fuck off faggot
>>753009256
>complaining about shitposting on the shitposting board
If you don't like it, I'm sure you'll fit right in on reddit.
>>753008750
Prove it. That shouldn't be too hard for someone of your superior intellect.
Would you mind including some pictures of hot chicks with your posts? They are very repetetive and boring. If you still want attention, you're going to have to give me a reason to acknowledge you.
>>753006902
OH FUCK
>angry about fap thread
>gay.jpg
>>753009357
>give me pics of girls young enough to be my daughter
Yeah, I kind of pegged you as a child molester. Could you please keep up with the thread? I know it's hard with your arthritis, but we're all down here and your slow brain is all the way up there.
>>753009283
Settle down troll. The adults are speaking
>>753009525
>complaining about shitposting on the shitposting board
If you don't like it, I'm sure you'll fit right in on reddit. I posted it again because you're too much of a nigger to read it the first time.
>>753009583
>people with female brains are adults
Wew. You really are shut out of the adult world, aren't you. You molest some kids like the other guy?
>>753007095
I'm 23 you dumb fuck.
>>753009190
>>753009283
Shhhh... Adults are talking. Quiet now or you'll be sent to your room.
>>753009317
Hnnngggg
>>753009704
I'm 99. See how easy it is to tell lies on the internet?
>>753009754
Phoebe was hnng material for sure. looks like shit now though. time is a cruel cheeseburger
>lol didn't read
>>753009832
glorious tiddies
>>753009749
>not adult enough to do what he's told
>so new he can't update the thread at a descent speed
>such a nigger he doesn't know what ellipses are for
>so dumb he can't formulate decent replies that don't smack of closet faggotry
>>753009677
Using your own words as reference? Ahahah keep going. Keep going..
Better yet, go to bed mijo, tomorrow is a minimum day
>>753009862
Made men of an entire generation.
>>753009909
>reddit spacing
>failure to use ellipses properly
>child molester
I'm seeing a pattern in all the old people ITT.
>>753009966
best wonder woman
>lol didn't read
>>753010018
This fucking reddit spacing meme. Fuck off. A space is a space. It's not like that fucking plastic button is a register trademark of fucking reddit. Besides faggot you sure know a whole lot about that fucking cuck site, filthy nigger jew.
>no fighting in the fap room
>>753009832
>>753010300
>get called a childish nigger
>prove it
kek
>>753010360
>second hand knowledge doesn't exist
>i'm not getting upset about this because i'm from reddit or anything
You need to go back with them if you want to defend filthy reddit refugees.
Alright guys, I'm off to the gym. Keep annoying the child and posting hot chicks. See ya!
>>753010018
>Projecting
Stop being mad at yourself. You can change, anon. Not too late
>extra reddit spacing for anon
Not too late
>>753010538
>no u
>doing things after being told they aren't acceptable
Spotted the perpetual younger sibling or actual child.
>>753010520
nigger you're dumb
>HURR DURRR HE MUST BE FROM THERE
you're a fucking nigger that makes shit up as you go. No one says
>reddit spacing
supreme faggotry faggot
>>753010000
>>753010532
>I'm off to the gym
So cute that you're trying to keep that story going. Must've really hurt your feelings to be told you don't belong here and you never will.
>>753010520
you always post this gay ass picture as if somehow it makes your claim legit. You're a faggot
and no one gives a shit about a fucking space. Let alone seeing it they're supposed to automatically know it's from reddit. gtfo cucked nigger
>>753010666
>calling someone dumb and a nigger while writing like a nigger
You poor fool.
>>753010520
>implying if someone uses a space, it's from reddit
spotted the reddit fag
>>753010807
Props on trolling this long, fag. Did you cum already so thats why you're mad and need a nap?
Or does your peen throb with every reply?
>>753010807
You're still a nigger that needs to be more creative. Go fap to your trap threads faggot.
>>753010659
fuck those tits!
>>753010666
checked
https://youtu.be/3BYPVyFe-N8
>>753010957
He's not trolling, he's a faggot.
someone posts the porno shoot that Obama's mom did lol
>>753010957
>props
kys nigger lover
>>753010909
They're either from reddit or learning disabled. Neither belongs here. Not that I owe a nigger typer any explanations. You obviously fall into the latter category.
>>753010957
>everything i don't liek hearing is trolling!
>>753011008
>you need to be more creative
>Go fap to your trap threads faggot
Your retardation was intentional, right?
>>753011069
>he's a faggot for pointing out what a shameful piece of shit I am
>>753011225
You don't make the rules sperglord faggot
As if you have any authority here. Fucking Cuck
>>753011373
>ur not my bosss!!!!!
>Cuck
Post 2010 reddit child detected.
>>753011225
>i am rubber and you are glue
>>753011467
Here is another (You)
>>753011373
>You don't make the rules sperglord faggot
Actually, I do. I'm the white person who can write legible sentences and you're just some piece of white trash who is basically a nigger inside because he was raised poor.
>>753006670
her name is jewtits
>>753011467
Anon merely pointed out that you shouldn't speak for all of us. This is how you get fucked new friend.You appear to be the only one fully proficient in plebbit here. I suggest not projecting your own insecurities onto others. It's not like you're the only one who has visited us from reddit.
>>753009900
>descent
Oh boy you almost had him
>>753011756
>whiteknighting for another man
>playing pile-on
Sounds like your dad wasn't around to teach you that being gay isn't acceptable, reddit. Why did he leave you to be raised by single mommy? Didn't he know she wasn't equipped to raise a straight son?
Comet movie
>>753011575
>implying I'm white
Try again Chad
>fucking punctuation class on /b/
I love it when you faggots have nothing to work with but spelling and grammar
>Lurk More
It would be good practice for you. Otherwise everyone will continue to think you're a faggot.
>>753011773
Oh boy. If you'd put a period at the end of your sentence, what you'd said might've mattered.
>>753011985
How many meds are you on?
Always loved Jeanna Fine
>>753011873
You're wrong again. I suggest you get your facts straight. God damn you're stupid. Most small minded people fancy themselves smart so you're pretty typical.
>>753011846
porn used to be better
>>753011926
>Try again, Chad.
Corrected for the non-white.
>I love it when you faggots have nothing to work with but spelling and grammar
I love how mad you fucking niggers get when someone has to explain that doing something you should've learned in the second grade should be second nature to an actual white person.
>he doesn't even know how greentext works
>>753012040
Deflection request denied.
Tan lines and bushes were the best. I was born in the wrong time for missing out on this.
Every girl post 2000's is nothing but boring clean shaved. Bushes gave more personality like you actually fucking a women and not a girl past her prime.
>>753012168
I mean you're so fucking dense that the only thing you can come at me on grammar and or punctuation.
Get gud/10
>>753012091
>nu uh!
Is that something else your mom taught you? Better hurry up and finish fapping to hairy pussies before you give her the nightly foot bath. Don't want to get a boner when you look up her skirt again, do you?
>>753012304
>you're dense for repeatedly having to correct me on something a small child can execute properly
What a great argument.
>>753012301
no tats either
>>753012368
Nah man
try again/10
You're suppose to at least get me defensive. What's the matter with you kids?
there's more shit talk in this thread than actual content, what a disappointment.
>>753012468
All I'm saying is that it's low hanging fruit. But ok if you like shit b8...
>execute
kek
>>753012753
You're on the shitposting board. Why is this such a difficult concept for redditors to comprehend?
>lol didn't read
>>753012864
>b8
>implying you were just pretending to be retarded
We both know you're a nigger inside.
>>753012871
I don't visit shit-tier websites like reddit, sorry.
>>753012871
>Implying were from reddit
all because of fucking spaces. I know this may blow your mind, I've never been to that site. Not even once. I was actually quite surprised to learn that Aaron Swartz was the co-founder. Still an over complicated pretentious format though.
>>753012973
What if I'm black on thew outside as well?
>>753013021
You do. That's why you don't understand why things aren't on topic. Sorry if you thought otherwise.
>>753013083
Didn't read. Type it like a white person who doesn't have a learning disability or trouble formatting. Then we can talk.
>>753013136
You're probably a mod there
>>753013200
I don't want to talk to you though. I merely pointed out that reddit does't own the spacebar. Additionally, your little infograph doesn't mean shit.
>>753013227
>no u
>no ending punctuation
I'm not diverse enough to mod on your site, reddit.
>>753013136
vintage nudes is the topic here you fucking idiot. assume what you want I don't care lol.
>>753013301
>I don't want to talk to you though.
>keeps replying
Could you stop being so desperate for attention. It's really creepy. No wonder you had to sit at the loser table in high school lunch.
>>753013402
>vintage nudes is the topic here you fucking idiot
And this is the shitposting board, you fucking idiot. Leave it to some stupid old man to need things explained to him in minute detail.
>>753013402
>lol
Calling card of the brain dead. It's like they're perpetually stuck in the mid 90s or have the brain of a teenage girl.
>lol didn't read
>>753013496
>>753013420
you should go find something better to do with your pathetic life
>>753013770
Like replying to me on 4chan /b/? Grow a sense of self-awareness, Jamal.
>>753013656
>>753013496
Awww did I hurt you that much that you had to reply 2 times to the same post?
>>753013856
How would you not understanding where the fuck you are hurt me, dunce? Think before posting next time.
>>753005802
What the fuck is this subpar milf shit doing on /b
>>753013402
Take this junk to /s you old fart
>>753014108
Some autists who are too old to be here wanted a chance to feel a sense of community they weren't capable of earning irl. That's why they chose to make a thread instead of just go to imagefap to jack off like an actual adult would.
>>753013946
You sound like some retarded European who can't even speak our language properly.
>>753013310
Too bad. You sound as if you'd fit right in there.
>>753014229
I'm sorry if your nigger brain feels that way. That's entirely a problem with you. I'd suggest you go work on it instead of niggering up my site any further.
>>753014262
>no u! xD
Facebook tier banter, dunce.
>>753013420
I'm not at all starved for attention. I'm just trying to see if you've learned anything. Anything at all rustle my jimmies even in the slightest. I have hope for today's youth.
>>753014181
this is a nigger slapfight occasionally interrupted by naked coffin dodgers
>/b/
>>753013856
I think you're confused anon. It must be harder to follow conversations on reddit. That's ok. Not same fag
>>753012966
that's a Kay and Juliet scene, not honey.
>>753014446
>Anything at all rustle my jimmies even in the slightest
Ethiopian tier English skills.
>>753014223
>actual adult
spotted the high school student
>>753014634
>no u
Spotted the toddler under the age of 25.
>>753014591
Either way I'm still waiting for you to actually reply with something good. It's like you kids haven't paid attention your 4chan documentaries.
>>753014551
Bad organizing skills, thx
>>753014689
>no u
/thread
>>753005802
Old cunts dumping their lame as fuck milf folders: the cancer that's killing /b/
>>753014548
>Not same fag
yeah totally not
>>753014851
exactly
>>753009525
I wish kay parker had taken my virginity
>>753014805
>I'm still waiting for you to actually reply with something good
It takes two to tango and all you're doing is repeating yourself like a dumb person, not holding up your end of the deal. You a libtard or what?
>>753014849
if only one youngfag faps, then it is worth it
>>753014805
Shut up about kids you old faggot. There are thousands of boards for this earnest shit tier porn without stinking up /b/ with it.
>>753014938
reply to this
>>753014974
Your shit is stale, grandpa. Go curl up with your Bob Dylan records.
>>753014551
I feel sorry for your cock. This is garbage grade porn.
ITT: butthurt faggots arguing pointlessly on /b/ while I enjoy some bush and torpedo titties
>>753014987
>stinking up /b/
Implying /b/ is a fresh place
>>753014974
homo
>>753014849
> complains about old-time porn
> hundreds of other threads on /b
kys faget
>>753013704
porn is so much better now
>>753014822
there is a kay and honey scene in taboo 3 with the pizza boy though.
>>753015034
>old records
>vinyl is hipster
>lolwut.bmp
>>753015158
>I don't know what /b/ is for: The Post
>>753015155
what to kiss it and make it better?
>>753015185
>doesn't know how to greentext
>>753012753
Fuck off to /s/. It's like a retirement home for you old twats who collect pinup scans.
>>753015254
He rekt you. Do what he said and then kill yourself. You time on the planet is over.
>>753015297
Yes we know, you prefer trap threads. It's ok to be a faggot anon.
>>753015371
>you time
Engrish
>>753015389
>everyone's a faggot liek me
>>753015256
want some cream for that butthurt?
>>753015453
>some nigger who refuses to use punctuation thinks pointing out a typo is win
>>753015155
I'm calling shenanigans, how could it be possible for you to not like the same stuff as me.
>>753015230
Taboo 2 > Taboo 1 > Taboo 3
Don't know why, but it do.
>>753015494
Want some new material instead of using anachronistic sayings, outsider?
>>753015482
No no were not. It's ok to project though kiddo. I understand. Projection is a faggots go to.
>>753015158
dem tittays
>>753015537
>shenanigans
That's OUR word, Jamal. You don't get to use it until you figure out how commas and question marks work.
>>753015595
Man, summer starts earlier and earlier every year
>>753015532
Engrish is fun though.
Grammar and punctuation. Sounds like you should make a subreddit about it.
>>753015647
>Projection is a faggots go to
Which is why you thought anyone else would want to go to a trap thread.
*we're
Rules exist for a reason, stupid monkey.
>>753015371
>no you time
my sides
>>753015781
you spelled like wrong homosexual
>>753015781
>rules exist for me to arbitrarily enforce on the internet whenever I feel like I'm losing an argument
there, fixed it for you faggot.
>>753015725
It's been summer since 2010. Time to stop pretending you're one of us if you can't even get that right.
>>753015744
>Engrish is fun though.
>(reddit space)
>Grammar and punctuation. Sounds like you should make a subreddit about it.
>>753015854
You aren't one of us either cock boi. Stop pretending like you've been here long. It doesn't really say much if you have. Bretty sad man.
>>753015854
>one of us
gtfo
>>753015791
>my sides
post 2010 cancer detected
>>753015894
So it's a good idea then?
>>753015850
>i can't be bothered to follow rules because i'm not white enough to even be here
>my parents didn't have money
Good to know.
I came in here for some vintage bush but there's some top-tier faggotry going on in parallel.
Anons calling other anons names on an anonymous image board; each thinking they look smart.
>ps it's nothing to do with Reddit. It's a paragraph
>>753016024
I so wish this was real
>>753015945
You can stop crying because I exposed you now.
>>753015948
>faggot playing pile-on because lul no dad
It's cute that you haven't grown out of reaction images yet like all the older boys did.
>>753016014
how's the autism going for you? kek.
>>753015389
No, we prefer funny threads and OC that's not some old prick's disgusting wife.
You're reposting shit that went off years ago.
>>753015672
wut eyes speaks good.
>>753015954
Boy, you do not want to fuck with me. I've been on 4chan since it was on MySpace. I taught moot how to write the PERL. I can make one phone call and have your Web cookies formatted from a remote IP code. Do not mess with the bull, you will get the horns.
>>753008228
I would do her
>then again, I'm 54
>>753016189
>we
there is no we, there is just you. cancerfag
>>753010917
FUCK OFF TO /S/
>>753016050
>redditor pretending
There's nothing you can do to stop people calling you what you are until you start formatting your posts correctly. Assimilate or leave.
>>753016252
How many people have to tell you you're too old for this place before it sinks in?
>>753016173
>how's the autism going for you?
>lemme just post this image from my meticulously organized 4chan folder
>>753016050
Dito, its shocking.
>>753016340
>>753016189
You are not funny.
>OC
(looks)
>FB/IG Fap threads
>Trap threads
>Rollin threads
lol
>>753015947
Fucking Polaroid.
God there are tons lost in the world out there.
Shitty quality, won't scan worth a fuck
I know there are two out there in the abyss with me and Samantha Strong; and me and Topsy Curvy.
>>753016596
>tittyquake.gif
>>753005802
Dude, there's an entire containment board for your fetish. The threads stay up forever. Run along there:
>>>/s/17811089
>>>/s/17813885
>>>/s/17849381
>>>/s/17841119
>>>/s/17848105
>>>/s/17828385
>>>/s/17849624
>>>/s/17837012
Let's go native!
>>753016599
Nothing like polaroid porn. Good times.
>>753016275
bedtime grandpa
bedtime grandpa
bedtime grandpa
>when you realize every single old person in thus thread has an IQ under 100 and that's why they have to hang out with kids online
best milf thread ever
>>753016891
>kids online
>>753007467
Does the reverse hold true?
>I remember when there was no internet.
thread is now old guy's cocks
no vintage thread is complete without her
>>753017073
>people under 25 are chldren
>>753017139
That's not the reverse. The first time anyone uses the internet they are new to it.
