Worst thing you’ve ever done
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Worst thing you’ve ever done
Touched sister while she was sleeping
Had sex with cousin 4 times
I had sex with my girlfriends underage sister
>>752995141
Posted on /b/
I stole a lot of money from my grandma with Alzheimer’s
Took pictures of my mom naked in bed then jacked off to them
Got stupid drunk on new year's eve a few years ago and banged my sister without protection.
For months I was terrified she'd wind up pregnant. I don't think she remembered it at all.
>>752995141
Breathed
Bought a prostitute once I finished I took my money back and made her get out of the car
dated a retard.... kill me
>>752996003
How old was sister?
>>752996159
Did y’all smash
I found 4chan
>>752996163
25, she was even more hammered than I was and instigated it.
I may or may not have raped a girl.
>>752996303
That’s crazy. Any regrets?
>>752995141
>exchanged head with my older cousin
>made a vulnerable chick cut herself
>killed a birb
>jerked off to some awful shit
>cut myself then jerk off with the blood, went through a blood fetish phase
>spend thousands upon thousands of hours on vidya
>tried to push press more than my shoulders could handle
>drink my own pee
>get drunk and give myself an oral creampie
>snort oxy
>make my mother and sister cry
>eat expired mayonnaise
>>752995899
been there done that
>>752996381
Of course.
I didn't take any pics.
Strangled a fucker on ket. I feel so bad, his grandkid killed herself later as well. Fucked up
>>752995141
Rape,Murder,Grand theft.
Got arrested and put on the news for masturbating in playgrounds
Pic is proof
>>752996477
How old were u and cousin
>>752996644
I was 16/17
My cousin was 22ish
>>752996611
What the fuck I'm sorry I need more proof than that. Link the news
>>752995141
Had two whole minutes where I could've shot Trump, but he wasn't running for pres at the time so it never crossed my mind.
Fondled my own daughter's tits.
>>752997070
How old
>>752996794
I should share to much don't want to many people to find out
>>752997101
13.
>>752996477
expired mayonnaise? you fucking degenerate
>>752995141
Spent 10yrs on /b/
>>752995141
Beat an opossum with a shovel
Let my exgf's dog eat her out when she was passed out
>>752996113
Youre lucky big daddy didn't come and fuck you in the pooper.
Pic related, it's big daddy
>>752997298
same i came here in 07....where did the time go?
>>752996477
literally the mayo is the only one that is truly inexcusable and i mean that 100% unironically
>>752997159
Why did you take all your clothes off?
called dubs, got singles
>>752995141
I dunno, I guess it's probably that I (constantly) steal vicodin from my elderly landlord and my crazy mother-in-law. Actually I steal all kinds of stuff all the time. I guess I'm a klepto.... Fuck.
>>752996002
Post?
>>752997265
>>752997417
It was as awful as you think it was
>>752997518
>>752996002
I second this:
Post the pics of your mom.
>>752995141
Got a 12 year old pregnant.
>>752997452
Just because I film myself masturbating in public, I like it.
>>752997410
I really don't know. Also, don't know why I waste time on here other than habit. The Funny, the brashness, and hilarious shitposting has long since passed (or is very infrequent). Blame it on being watered down with milquetoast edgelords, casual lurkers, whatever. I guess I just happen by now and then lurking and hoping for something lulzworthy rather than bothering with starting some shit like the oldfag times, so I'm part of the problem...everyone is doing that now, leaving the starting of shit to the minimally capable
>/b/ me
>In gym class middle school
>Let this kid be my friend he's in my gym class
>Running the mile or two that day
>3/4 of the way done the kid stayed running at my speed, I'm not an ass so I ran slow so he can keep up.
> About to end the run I tell him let's sprint to the finish line
> Almost to the finish line I trip him while we sprinted...he took a huge fall and ate the dirt..
> When people asked wtf I just said my foot slipped on a rock and accidentally went in his way.
> The kid never was my friend after that. I didn't like him anyways.
I got into a fight with a girl and she almost stabbed me. Not really the worst thing that I've ever done, but it's the worst situation I've ever been in.
Poked holes in some condoms i found in my ex wife’s glovebox. She got preggers and herpes.
>be kid
>hang out with friend in the woods near town
>bored as fuck
>say: I KNOW, WE SHOULD MAKE A FIRE!
>make fire
half the fucking forest burned down, a dog died and then they found some retard just sitting there and watching the flames so they figured he did it and arrested him.
woopsi.
Lie
Made out with my daughter. It ended our relationship. We haven't had a conversation since then, about 6 years ago. Just greetings and stuff at holidays or family get togethers. Always super awkward.
i responded to this thread
>>752995141
Replied to this thread.
I will never get my time back.
>>752998585
>>752998613
do you regret joining the hive?
>>752995141
when i was young, smelled brothers armpit, went to toilet to jerk off to it.
>>752996477
the other shit i can almost relate to, i mean sometimes you do stupid shit
but eating expierd mayo made me flintch a bit, i wont lie
>>752998552
lol what? So she like regretted it right after?
>>752998552
Sorry about that anon, but if you're dumb enough to do something like that you kinda derserve the awkwardness!
Did anyone els find out about it?
>>752998678
The only frontier that has ever existed, is the self.
>>752996477
My life in a nutsell
>>752995850
greentext?
>>752997798
>>752997159
>>752996611
>white people
>>752998797
Yeah....we were like different people during it and then afterwards it was reality.
>>752998835
No one else knows.
>>752999002
>Grünsee
are you austrian?
dude, please don't be austrian. we have enough wincest shit going on as it is.
>>752999129
Not Austrian.
>>752999002
the fuck, what was going on right before you made out?
where you drunk/high or some wierd sexual tension buildup bc you both couldt find anyone else?
>>752995141
Stuck my finger in my pooper. Felt weird. What's good about it?
>>752998243
Compelling story
>>752999232
phew!
how can you feel like "being a different person" when making out with your daughter?
what fucked up situation calls for that?
>>752995141
Gotten married.
>>752999244
We were just being playful. I was tickling her and she was giving me a lot of attention. More than usual and she ended up sitting in my lap with her arms around me. Lines blurred and it really did feel like an outer body experience. I wasn't me and she wasn't my daughter.
It started because I was teasing her for wearing so little while no longer fitting in her clothes cause she'd developed a lot quite fast.
>>752996338
And?
>>752995864
Good one
>>752999563
keep going
>>752995141
Touched my ex gf while she was sleeping at my place, she was married at the time
>>752997199
>13.
dubs demands greentext
>>752999694
After that, even though we lived together, we were strangers. And I'm pretty sure we always will be.
Shit happens.
>>752999727
Rachel?
>>752999834
You're disgusting hope you're lonely
>>752999834
should've gone to the next level, would have fixed it.
>>752999970
and todays feminists wonder why men want to smash minors ...
>pathetic.
>>752999563
>>752999244
i'll accept that answer without it being that wierd, as long as you didt make out for like 20 min or if she was like a 13 yo
>>752995899
Do you regret it?
What did you need the money for?
>>752999938
I'm a decent guy. I have and live a full life. Happily married. Still have a great relationship with my other kids. All adults now.
>>752999962
Ugh! Something tells me that she expected me to escalate. It was all just so fucked up. The cringe was real afterwards.
>>752999962
Forever friendzoned.
>Broke up with my ex because this girl who had friendzoned me for years hit me up for sex out of nowhere
>I was drunk and blowing lines with the friendzone chick and her slutty friends when my ex called me crying
>I put my ex on speaker phone
>the sluts heard her crying and my ex could here them laffing then the friendzone girl hung up the phone for me after saying "sorry we're all fucked up"
>end up getting coke dick and couldnt fuck friendzone girl
>wake up next day realizing I screwed myself out of pussy
>call ex to apologize
>ex is beyond livid, but still takes me back
>things were never the same with us since then and we eventually broke up for good months later
Oh also I shat diarrhea in someone's unlocked car before because i was about to shit my pants and it was the only option. Had to use the napkins in the dash to wipe my ass
>>753000134
Don’t regret it spent money of prostitues and drugs.
>>752996477
How dare you kill an innocent birb
Fingered a drunk mutual friend while she lay between my gf and I
>>753000162
reminds me of that girl that sneaked in her moms bedroom, borrowed the vibrator, came, washed it and noticed a signature at the bottom that said: "custom made"
she suspected that she shoved a vibrator cast from her dads massive dick in her pussy.
>>753000114
Well......it got hot and heavy for a while. I don't even know how much time had passed. But I kept pausing and letting my hands wander. She wasn't 13. I'm not a predator nor was I being predatory. I didn't take advantage. It wasn't a situation where one of us was high or drunk.
>>752997480
damn...
>>752996303
green text faggot
>>752995141
Jack off while drunk on beer. Felt like I was pissing fire afterwords. Has happened a couple of times.
Sex Ed in 6TH grade. A kid was taking make up test, he was already failing class. I told him i would take test for him. I answered all questions with terrible vulgar things. I turned his test in for him. He was very naive. I have no idea what happened next. He was not in class the last week of school after that.
>I persuaded my nephew to let me cum in his ass and mouth like a lot of times
>Be in partial blame for a cat's death
>Fucking with my insane cousin up to this date
>Indirectly made school friend to kill himself
>Ruin the reputation of a schoolmate after he told lies about our circle of friends and me, by making him look like rapist
>>753000447
You did take advantage. You were supposed to be an adult and her father, you were not expected to act like that, doesn't matter what she said/done or what the situation was.
You were supposed to protect her and teach her how to be a nice human being.
You fucked up and deserve all the shit that's happening.
>>752995141
Took care of retarded people for a living when I was younger. Had this teen dude almost vegetable who I would look after when his parents were working. I used to strap him up and suck his big dick. Sometimes ride it. Its the only thing I've done with a dude, and I feel kinda weird about it now but jesus I fucking miss that cock
>>752996815
You should shoot yourself.
>>753000839
>>I persuaded my nephew to let me cum in his ass and mouth like a lot of times
age?
pics?
i have a cousin with a huge d!ck. i dream about sucking him off.
>>753000904
Well, no shit, dumbass. That's why the thread is called "Worst Thing You Ever Done."
Obviously I'm aware that this was not the best thing I've ever done.
>>752995141
raped a retarded cripple
>>753001021
did she lean in on the kiss? or did you kind of force it.
>>753001063
das pretty cool
>>752997346
Was she moaning in her sleep and shit?
>>753001063Fucking elaborate
>>753001015
I was 12 and he was 8 at the time, I used to fuck him a lot, until my brother knew about it
>>753000969
hot
how big was it? did he cum?
did he snitch to his relatives or was he a "hurr durr!" salivating, jaw open 24/7 vegetable type guy?
>>753001135
>I was 12 and he was 8
>nephew
get the fuck outa here you fake fucking cunt.
>>753001093
She gave me a quick peck on the cheek. Then another one on the lips. We hadn't kissed with lips since she was a child. I then gave her a quick peck on the lips and it went back and forth playfully before I lingered. It just escalated from there.
>>753001220
I'm the last seed of my dad, when I was born, My brother was already like 18 or so
>>753000249
This is the real reason why you lock your car guys.
>>753001171
Like 8 inches. Thic as fuck. He came loads, the worst part of it was cleaning it all up to have his parents not notice, then there was also lots of my cum everytime.
He was a hurr durr. Couldnt say a word. Just made noises. Had to put shit in his mouth to shut him up when he was orgasming. Sometimes I would take this vibrating tools for massage that was really violent, id hold against his dick while he would violently cum several times. I sat on his face to shut him up. Lol I was so creative back then
>>753001420
Who?
>>752997070
Was she enjoying herself?
>>753001270
how old was she at the time?
>>753000447
Sorry your troubles anon but I'm gonna need you to start a thread with that HQ scenery folder, shit is cash
>>753001270
my niece jumped on my lap in front of everyone, legs going behind my back, hugging me with her hands on my shoulder and getting into my face with a playful stare ....
it was pretty weird, i didn't know what to think of it as she was unknowingly grinding on my junk with her ass.
but i'm a decent human being and i was nice to her, that's why she got so playful and overexcited .... she is a good, smart girl and i'd neer harm her like that.
kids don't know that this can be inappropriate. if you feel it is wrong, take them off your lap, change the situation, don't scold them for something they don't know was "wrong"...
>>753001433
are you a guy or a femanon
>>752995864
/thread
>>753001555
She was indeed.
>>753001063
>>753001127
>high school is next to special needs school
>you get extra credits if you volunteer there
>one girl is non-verbal, as well as severely physically handicapped
>she is 14/15, but has DD cup breasts
>never has her blouse fully buttoned
>all she does all day is sit and smile
>most days that I would help her I'd sit beside and rub her inner thigh or cup a tit
>one day I end up alone with her
>it's a little cold and her nipples are straining against her blouse
>lightly squeeze one, she now has a huge beaming smile
>lock classroom door, draw blinds
>lift her out of her wheelchair and sit her on a table
>lift up her skirt, pull down her underwear
>cute little bush
>pull her to edge of the table and spread her legs more
>put on a condom
>rub her clit as I push my dick into her
>she still doesn't react differently
>pump her for 5-10 minutes, cum hard
>put her panties back on her, wipe table where she got it wet, put her back in her chair chair
>no one is any the wiser
>did this 3 more times before the end of the year
>>753001568
She was 15.
>I was playing rugby (usa football more or less) in secondary (high) school.
>Ball was in my friends hand and he was running it down the line
>He was pacing so fast I couldn't keep up with him
>That's when it happened
>When I was trying to keep up with him I took a detour into the bushes
>This is where I found a lovely fluffy gentlemen
>I slowly and gently picked it up and then torn his ass in half
Stole 20 grand.
>>753001433
>>753001615
was about to ask the same. femanon?
male anon would be just as hot.
i'd love to take care of a tard with a huge dick.
they need that outlet anyway. there are professional sex workers for tards. why waste money on them, if you can have a gay dude suck his dick secretely.
waste of good tard cum! in your tummy, the retard cum can't do no harm. you'll digest those mean, retarded tadpoles, doing humanity a favor.
Touched my dogs vagina
She get pissed off
>>753001613
She wasn't a kid. She'd had boyfriends by this point. But I agree, I should have put an end to it. Hence posting in a worst thread.
>>753000969
>>753001433
This has jogged my memory. My girlfriend years ago did similar to a couple of guys in a nursing home when she was on work experience. Good stuff anon.
i stuck my finger in a dog ass, and 5 minutes later i finger-blasted the girl who owned that dog, while she was giving me head. She never knew.
>>753001725
>put her back in her chair chair
>>no one is any the wiser
i is delight by your poet.
Was she loud about it?
>>753001828
>retarded tadpoles
tardpoles?
I met this really nice girl in JROTC. She was really cool, super nice and pretty. When we were dating she started to gain weight, so I started to treat her like shit. She eventually got a boyfriend but I still think she's into me. We're both joining the army and she kinda has to lose weight. I think I might start to talk to her again just to get some blow jobs and then dip to basic training. (She's still in high school, I graduated last year and I am dropping out of college to join the army)
I came in my mom's half and half from 8th through 12th grade
>>753001433
Hot. What was his cum like the first time? Bet he hadn't ever orgasmed before.
>>753001947
Imagine getting cucked by a potatoe
>>753001880
sexuality is a strong force and it is very very hard to tame, as it doesn't work with together with reason a lot.
one off mistakes shouldn't be punished so severely. i hope you will find the chance to talk to her. you need to find the right words, make it clear right away that you aren't approaching her for anything else but to make peace again.
When I was 20 used to bang a slutty chick (19) with Down syndrome. Despite being a little on the potato side and living at home she wasn’t so potato that she couldn’t call me at midnight when her parents asleep and say “Tum over her and funk me”. This went on for about two years. She liked being tied up and spanked and she’d let me do whatever I wanted to her as long as I shot over her tits. I did some deviant shit. I’d make her ride me while doing a puppet show with Cookie Monster and Elmo hand puppets. I made her dress like a Girl Scout and pretend to sell me PS2 games. I forced her to blow me while playing HALO. I finished college (engineering) and moved away to get a good job and never heard from her. So there’s that.
>>752995141
Fapped to cheese.
>>753002270
I was only 16. Just thought it was funny to watch.
Stole £5000 from some guy I didn't even know. He was pretty angry.
>>753002023
i like the way you think.
we should start a marketing company, coming up with names.
Fucked an onahole I forgot to clean after using and put away for months
>get drunk and horny
>oh yeah I have that thing
>fuck it for a few minutes
>pull dick out
>have this dark sludge on my dick
>its rotten cum
>>752997798
Holllyyyy shittt
>>753001725
Why'd you stop?
>>753002337
>"Tum over here and funk me"
Top fucking kek anon
>>753002345
lol fucking what
>>753002337
i can't believe i hope this is true
>>753002003
that's a typo
>>753002478
I very nearly got caught
I once strangled a 3-4 years old girl when I was 5 years old because I didn't like her face, feel bad to this day :(
>>752997070
Kill yourself pervert
>>753002629
End your life faggot if
>>753002339
Quit drinking and posting.
>>753002337
>I’d make her ride me while doing a puppet show with Cookie Monster and Elmo hand puppets.
And you're calling HER the retard?
>>753002785
Fuck I can't even type correctly, maybe I should kill myself
>>752996611
Why does everything have to involve sex you fucking sad losers? I once was bursting for a shit walking back from a club in Falmouth and nipped into the yard of an Italian restaurant that was closed for the night and curled a greasy stinker out right there on the floor - then proceeded to wipe my shitty arse on one of the tablecloths
>>752997798
Fucking kek I've seen that webm
>/b/ me
>I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater,
>hid the puke in my jacket
>climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then,
>I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side
>all over the people in the audience.
>And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.
>I never felt so bad in my entire life.
>>753002774
At least I'm posting it on "worst things you've ever done." Not "Best things".
>>753002918
>curled a greasy stinker out right there on the floor - then proceeded to wipe my shitty arse on one of the tablecloths
I think I fucked that tablecloth right after that. It was still warm.
Was the shit brown? Because if it was, that was definitely yours..
>>753002918
>tfw would shit my pants when I younger
>hid shitty underwear in airvent
>>753002662
To death or just choked out? I don't remember doing it, but my siblings told me I tried to ride a dog and crushed its spine so it had to be put down. If it's true I'd feel pretty bad, but they also told me we ate our cat that went missing.
>>753002999
>>I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Trips absolves you from feeling bad. Go in peace.
>>753002999
Winrar
>>752995141
Lightly molested my cousin. I was 15 she was 10 or 11. We were consensualy wrestling (she instigated it) and I realized I had girl crotch 2 inches from my face started giving her oral through the thin fabric of her shorts. At first she started grinding on me, then shivered and asked to stop.
That was the end of the wrestling.
>>752996338
You either did or didn't, nigger. Fess up.
When I was younger I pretended I was retarded and got hospitalized. Some slut nurse used to ride my dick.
>raped my younger siblings when I was little after my older sibling raped me
>shot small game (birds, squirrels) with my air gun just for target practice, didn't even kill them but they'd squirm and bleed a lot
>generally didn't care about the lives of other beings
>collected animal bones I found in the woods
>stole all kinds of things even from close friends
>jacked off to pictures of dead girls
>nearly killed someone when I was about 12
>>753001739
Pics?
>>753003109
Clearly the best place to leave it.
gf (at the time) and I visited her younger sister in her hometown. Sister had a large 1 bedroom so gf and I slept on pullout couch in living room for a few days. Hid my old ass cellphone in a pile of clothes is the sisters room and got some creepshots
convinced this stupid fat bitch that liked me in highschool to come over when i was home alone to suck my dick, she came over, sucked, i face fucked her for a bit and nutted in her mouth. she tried to get me to go down on her but i told her she had to leave, parents were coming home. a few weeks later at an assembly all the SPED kids came out to shoot hoops for some kind of fundraising thing. she was one of the people out there shooting hoops with all the downs kids.
>>753003163
>When I was younger I pretended I was retarded and got hospitalized. Some slut nurse used to ride my dick.
I think I met your kid. His name Garp?
>>753003171
>jacked off to pictures of dead girls
>>753001725
How old were you?
>>753002918
>you fucking sad losers
>broke into an italian restaurant, took a shit on the floor, and wiped your ass on the table cloths
>be me
>was born
damn.
>>753003367
>I once was bursting for a shit walking back from a club in Falmouth and nipped into the yard of an Italian restaurant that was closed for the night and curled a greasy stinker out right there on the floor - then proceeded to wipe my shitty arse on one of the tablecloths
erm...........yeah?
When I was in kindergarten I got in trouble for knocking out the little Down syndrome girl who would sometimes come and visit. One day we had extra play time so I took all the cardboard boxes that have the “red brick” texture on them and stacked them into a tower so big I had to pull chairs and tables over just to keep building it. It was solid as fuck. When I was done I pulled the tables and chairs away and all the kids pointed and marveled at what I’d done.
Then that fucking bitch came barreling through the room all “yyyyeeerrrddduuurrreeennh” and ran headlong into the tower, destroying it. I got so angry o grabbed her and started punching the shit out of her face until the teacher pulled me off of her. I got in trouble for calling her a “shit ass”, not for punching her.
gay sex with a guy who only 17
>>753000385
Cameron?
>>753002999
Thanks chunk
>>753002999
Btw nice trips
>>752996159
She dated a retard too so it's all good
>>753002999
i sense you are bullshitting
why do i sense this?
because you are full of shit
and you know it
Had a girl half my age suck my cock a few times when I was 19. She enjoyed it, wouldn’t swallow though .
>>753003641
copypasta
pay no heed
>>753002999
Gotta love the Goonies
when i was younger we lived with another family i would molest and cum on their daughter i was like 13 14 she was 12
Posted threads and replies on how much I hate niggers.
Even though I masturbate to and get turned on by black on white women.
>>753002337
I want to believe
>>753002979
There is no webm of it. I deleted them all
Always wanted to fuck this one chick but she was stuck up and never talked to me for years she rejected me senior year she has graduation party I wasn’t invited but went anyways I tried to hug her but she asked if I could hold her drink while she gave the guy I came with a hug I roofied her drink followed her around for about an hour once I knew she was fucked up I took her up to her room and fucked her bare for like 30 minutes then stole her money that she made from charging people to get in
>>753003520
I was his first oral/fuck too. Didnt use a condom either.
We got together a few more times afterwards.
Best was tying him to his own bed and slowly using him, took a pile of video and pictures and mailed him a DVD burned with all of it
Sneak-Fucked my best friends retarded sister.I was 14,she was around 24.Not downy,just cute n retarded.
Cum into a gel dispenser in a public bathroom, shake it and put it again in the wall.
>>753003959
you regret it?
squeezed the fuck outta 6 kittens in a manger when i was 12
>>753004020
Fuck no I still jack off to the memory
Nice
>>752995141
>Tittyfucked and got bjs from sis
>fucked my aunt
>fucked a girl, her best friend, and the firend's sister all in one week.
>>753004084
any pics of what the girl looked like?
Had phone sex with a gay teenager (like 13-14) when I was like 20 or 21.
>>753001725
I hope you got caught you fucking degenerate
>>753000914
euhm.. mods??
My neighbors dog barked nonstop woke me up every night and every morning I couldn’t ever get a good night sleep. I talked to the neighbor about it first and he said to get used to it. I got some pieces of raw chicken and stuffed rat poison inside of it and through it over the fence. His dogs died in a day I never slept so peacefully in my life
>>753004130
You can't just drop something like that and leave
Greentext that shit
>>753004307
Pick one
>>753000904
>triggered moralfag
What is the purpose of green text and how do I do it? New here sorry
>>753004346
>tittyfucked and got bjs from sis
>>753003524
Nope
>>753004281
so much edge in one place, its going to collapse into a black hole
Trouble is fuckwad, what was done points to WHO it was done by
Virtually all poisons you could get to use are easy to test for
"I'll take bullshit that never happened for $1000, Alex"
>>753004397
The point is find out newfags like yourself. lurk more and post again in two years.
>>752995141
What I'm about to do now: beg for 2 dollars on 4chan.
Im 2 dollars short on rent and Ill get in deep shit because my landlord is a piece of cunt. Im desperate. If you have 2 to spare I will love you forever. My pay pal is haebofficial (at) mail dot com
fuck I hate my life
>>753004397
You can only green text once you kys
>>752999787
Too old.
>>753004543
You know the rules, proof of who you are, photo of you with a sharpie in your butt, time and date stamped
>>753004397
You have to purchase a gold pass for 3.99. On the home page. The gold pass is mostly for webm files but it also allows you to greetext
>>753004475
The type of people who leave their dogs outside all the time probably don't give enough shits to get a necropsy done.
>>752999834
fuck. talk to each other, dammit.
>sucked my dads dick twice
>>753003840
You really don't fucking get it do you cuck. We know when it's you. Hating niggers isn't something you just stop doing. You hate niggers when your veil is lifted. The veil never goes back on. It's also a give away by the way you type.
Was with a chick in school. Some loser from school was way into her, i knew it. While i was at her house i grabbed her phone and sent him a msg saying that i love him etc. He obviously replies all happy confessing his love. Next i snap a pic of me in her bed and send it to him.
>>752995850
I am police office Howard and your IP has been recorded. Expect phone call.
>>752995141
When I was a senior I let a freshman girl shit in my mouth after pissing on me.
She insisted that if I let her do this and film it she would have sex with me and we could go steady.
She made me drink her piss and swallow her turd.
Wasn't as bad as I thought.
Piss tasted like skunked up Coors.
Shit tasted like my mother's "Special" casserole.
After, she went into the bathroom to clean up.
She got dressed and climbed out my bathroom window.
The pictures and video shot around school by Monday.
She did it as a bet, to see how badly she could humiliate some looser.
I dropped out of school.
Got my GED last year and pretty much have stayed inside my house the last 3 years.
Only positive is I saw a 7/10 nude.
She touched my dick.
Tongued her pussy when she squatted down to piss.
Licked her ass clean when she finished shitting.
She even kissed me before we started.
Let me touch her breasts.
I ejaculated when she shit.
My cum got on her tits and face.
So while it was the worst thing I have ever done I still think of it as a Win/Win.
(Had to brush my teeth for about an hour)
>>753004475
He didn’t care about the dogs that’s why they were tied up in the backyard and how the fuck can you trace rat poison bought from Walmart
>>753004753
the dog didnt ask for that, but I doubt that:
1. He poisoned a dog.
2. He has a house.
3. There EVEN was a dog
take your pick
>>753003360
17
>>753004258
I almost did
>>752995141
Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
>>753001780
a cat?
>>753004399
>be 15
>just started getting into porn
>watching multiple times a day
>one day home alone
>start jacking it
>turns out 14 year old sis is home
She has D tits already one of those early developers
>comes in my room
>cover up with blanket
>"wtf are you watching anon? I can hear it in my room"
>decide fuck it in caught
>she stays and starts watching porn
>starts asking questions about sex
>answer to my ability
>asks why I watch it
>tell her I normally jack off
>what's that
>show her
>oh well don't let me stop you
>Jack off slowly
>tell her you can do it too
>what?
>masturbate
>show her the basics and we start jacking and killing
>wanna touch each other
>YES!!!
>eventually show her more hard core porn
>she says we can't fuck but we can do pretty much everything else.
>titty fuck and bjs for like 3 months
>eventually get caught by mom and whole relationship goes to shit
>she gets sent to aunts for the summer
>she turns and tries to say I raped her
>she comes back home eventually and we all pretend it never happened
>she becomes a tumblr femanazi and marries an abusive polygamist
>blames all her degeneracy on me "raping" her and parents not sending me to jail
>no longer speak
>>753002339
Bono?
>>753004162
dont take the b8 this is police
>>753004943
I didn’t have a house it was my parents house
>>753004843
You are a police OFFICE?
What color are you painted?
Do you have some cells with drunks in them?
Kekus Maximus
>>752996477
Dude wow
EXPIRED MAYONAYSE fuck you are a sick individual
>>752995141
I and some friends started to steal money from this guy in the class when we were 9-10 or something. It started at a birthday party, we took $10, then we went to visit him and took another $15, and finally, we visited him again, just because we were "friends", and we took the whole damn thing and it was a total of $90 or something. Ended up with parents calling each other and, I felt fucking bad for years.
Then when we were booth drunk some 10 years later, I told him about it, and he said he "knew" it was us. Have not spoken to him since. Still feels like a nigger when i think about it.
>>753004397
you have too write too moot first and ask if you can triforce
>>753003883
>deleted
This is the internet, fool
>>753004859
this isnt true though
>>753005067
Such depravity. I mean, total fucking barbarian. Probably even voted for Trump.
>>753002042
where you getting these pixil pons. make a thread if you got more
>>752995141
> be me 24yo femanon
> had weird sugardaddy relationship when 17
> he drove for hours to give me oral back in the day
> now in relationship with other guy
> been 4 years
> still has old dude on the side
> he send me money to get whatever
> bf doesn't have a fucking clue
I can't give it up. It's been so long now. Still think about those oral sessions.
>>752995141
i once borrowed 20dollars from my mom i never gave back, i feel the pain still
>>753004955
I wonder how many men have died in Reno because of that song.
>>753005390
+ old dude in the neighbour state, haven't seen or met my guy.
They're both pretty fucking clueless.
>>753005390
See if my wife was draining money from old fucks i wouldn't give a shit as long as she doesn't get an std
>>753005390
was he any good, or did you just do it for the money?
is the bf good at eating you out?
>>753005054
I'm the one who knows how to read, my partner can write but he's getting donuts.
>be me
>late 90's
>selling a lot of drugs
>weed, shrooms, acid, coke
>meet hippie chick who loves shrooms
>have her hang out one night and give her coke
>she loves it
>starts picking up regularly
>when she can't pay she pays in ass
>soon only wants to pay in ass
>end up moving her in
>keep her coked up regularly
>does anything I want for it
>lose all attraction to this junkie whore
>literally pawn her off on my dealer for a QP and $500
>never see her again
I think she was sold to human traffickers but I never bothered to verify
>>753004756
and what gender are you? shit like that is important.
>>752995864
The first time I did, I had an epiphany.
>>753005534
They're both good. Old dude was just the first, to actually make me orgasm. Old dudes penis is just smaller than a toothpick, so new guys wins the race
>>753005560
reminds me of a similar wincest greentext
swap the hippie chick with dealers sister and you get the idea.
(she didn't enjoy it ... at first)
>>753005606
Male
>>753005560
Lol
>>753003118
>but they also told me we ate our cat that went missing.
nigga wat
>>753005656
how? why? when?
greentext
>>753004997
>women, man.
>>753005560
Oh shit. Maybe she's dead? Prob got murdered or something being a whore.
got handsy with cousin, was busted, fucking awkward.
>>753001824
Hope you put it to good use
>>752997748
elaborate
>>753005643
how well endowed is your bf?
how old is the sugar daddy?
a lot of girls do that to pay for college
Best friend and I both finished college at the same time I was jealous of him and his career path. Week after graduation we go to party and I make him smoke and do coke with me against his will new job drug tested him and didn’t hire him bc he came up dirty he lost 65k as that would’ve been his salary over the next year he doesn’t talk to me any more
>>753004955
When you were posting these lyrics the other day, some dude had literally no idea what you were going on about. I despair at the youth of today.
>>753004997
i only got one question, was it worth it?