ITT: We poorly describe video games blah blah blah
I'll start with an easy one.
>start underwater
>surface into a warehouse
>takes forever to use the elevator
>a hind D?
>>752973060
MGS.
>be here
>do everything you can
>get older all the time
>feel younger in your mind
>get all the points and tapes.
>drugs gone bad.
>fighting other druggies.
>submarine mans scery
>>752973060
>Nigger
>Monopolize whole state
Nostalgia time
>Collect coins and hamburgers
> punch your enemies turning them into a puff of smoke
> defeat bosses via paper scissors stone
>>752973643
tony hawk pro skater
>bag throwing sim
>over 9000 dlc's
>>752973060
Bioshock
>>752973796
GTA: SA?
>>752973796
gta san andreas
>>752973834
Viewtiful joe
>>752973796
Mafia 3
>>752973925
>>752973907
Pair of idiots.
>>752973779
bioshock
>new to school
>fight
>>752974037
Bully
>>752974037
Bully
>mindfuck students and teachers
>>752973834
Alex Kidd in miracle world
>>752973996
how?
> android panties
>people think it's cool because japanese painting and shit
>game actually sucks and there's tons of annoying noises.
>>752974251
nier automata
>>752973779
Bioshock?
>Begins like the Hangover
>Turns into Lifeforce
>Final Fantasy XV
>>752974282
Okami?
>12 gold statues
>I might be Jesus
>fight aliens
> Gandhi is insane and drops nukes on everyone
>>752974476
okami it is.
here's a cutty one
>be a voodoo nigger
>jack the ripper
>conquer religion using itself but also not really
>the song is key, and plays the whole time
>E-A-U-E
>>752973907
>>752973925
Yes
>>752973981
Fuck no
>Raid palace
>Steal object
>Object kills everything
>Protagonist's shirt gradually gets ripped off as game progresses
>Parkour sim
>>752974506
Civ V?
>>752974680
Shadowman
>>752974822
U got it gud jub
Games is a waste of time and potential, go forth and create stuff instead of wasting it here
>>752974975
t. Monika
>>752975015
I am not familiar with this game. Because I dont play games, I did a lot when I was young and I have wasted days doing nothing yet something at the same time.
>>752975086
Fable?
>Hitler
>Border Gore
>>752975124
Real, I awoken from the illusion a few hours ago, sometimes you get sucked back in and then there is month of doing mindless shit before you wake up again
>>752974886
got eeeem
>Have your choice of over 130 warriors
>do battle in toxicity
>Get addicted but want to die
> Early online RPG for consoles
> The final boss of the first episode is literally an enormous evil penis. I can't make that shit up.
>>752975192
This one's definitely persona 3 or 4
>be special
>yell
>go to grandpas, yell even more
>can't decide on a job
>become errand boy
>accidentally start a revolution
>>752975268
lol
>space boy
>mindlessly at war with aliens
>find scary fungus
There is a game for every emotional need, just like real life, and in the end this too is a well designed game , making you feel all alone
>make a thing
>watch it grow
>take over the universe
>or just stop playing
>well that was fun
>>752975538
Skyrim
>>752975628
Spore
>>752975574
Halo
>wait for 10 minutes
>run around like a retard
>get jumpscared by small shits
>>752975173
Hearts Of Iron IV?
>>752975726
RE 7
>>752975769
half life
>Soviet Russia
>mud
>stuck
>>752975721
>Skyrim
yes!
>walk around at night
>find notes in cabins and stuff
>lots of static
>made to be scary
>based on a painfully abused meme
>>752975809
Spintires
>>752975807
>>752975856
well done
>>752975829
Slenderman
> You are the prince of your people
> Your people are losing a war against a race of orcs
> A wizard sends you to Earth to keep you safe from the enemy armies
> On earth, you become a hardened badass
> Hitchhiking in the desert one night, you are suddenly and unexpectedly teleported back to your realm
> Equipped with only a pair of worn-out jeans, a wifebeater, some shades, and a shotgun, it is up to you to save your people from the orc army
Warcraft and Starcraft can suck a fat dick, THIS is my favourite game from Blizzard.
>do somebody's job
>the job seems easy and fun
>beautiful scenery (if irl)
>only friend is on walkie talkie
>game ends
>that was it?
>>752975873
it's called Slender, but i'll give it to you.
>>752975860
the intro is painfully long
if you are new you need to run around like a retard to so stuff (to find the suit, to find the boss, etc...,)
fucking headcrabs
>>752975604
Thomas was alone?
lock a creepy motherfucker up in a cool cell
>>752975809
nfkrz in real life
>>752975928
so i guessed and you gave the answer away.
>>752975897
Firewatch
>>752976069
yup
>>752974506
That was actually a bug in Gandhi's aggression stat. It started at 0, so when it decreased later on in the game, the memory byte it was stored in, was set to 255.
>Tolkien + Lovecraft
>"da old tiemz were so much better"
> be alien
> probe shit
> just a clone
> humans have weird thoughts
>>752973796
Spyro the Dragon?
>>752975897
That ending completely ruined the game...
>>752975895
MOTHERFUCKING BLACKTHORNE
>make your character
>they don't matter
>make decisions
>they don't matter
>the witcher series comes out
>like a baby taking a piss on you and not stopping until it's fully grown up
>run watching the floor
>listen to music all night
>hold door down till morning
>>752976299
checked, and also...
i seriously wish it kept going. even if the plot curve remained flat.
>>752976258
Destroy all humans!
>>752976142
I posted that one. I know. And I thought it was pretty funny.
>>752976242
I don't know, but I'm genuinely interested
>every single concept is completely autistic
>still a very fun game
>dispenser, coming up
>>752976348
Mass Effect trilogy, Fallout 3 or 4, Oblivion, Skyrim, pretty much every triple A title with a karma system.
>>752976452
Yes!!
> skate around
> paint shit
> old skhool look and feel
> use spray paint to go fast
>>752976497
Overwatch!!!!!!!!!
>>752976334
MOTHERFUCKING WINNER RIGHT HERE just put that game on my SNES mini, gonna kill Diablo and beat the game again like when I was young
>>752976554
nope.
>>752976559
JSRF!!
>>752976588
I played it on my 486 back in the day. God, I loved that game. Same with Flashback, that was an awesome game too.
Hard old one
>be watching TV
>witch climbs out of it, takes some Fabergé egg from your TV and climbs back in.
>get sucked in with her, land on some hairy gnome's hot air balloon
>tell him you want to be a fucking wizard.
>kill bats and goblins and skellies, ogers, pretty much genociding the fuck out of the fantasy world.
>summon bats etc
>get the girl in the end
>never be popular because everyone thinks its a diablo clone
>>752973060
Metal gear solid
>>752976698
Nox?
>>752976735
Correct. What gave it away?
>>752976377
FNAF?
>>752976832
The hot air balloon and global description about going from modern day to a fantasy world. I never finished the game for some reason, so I didn't know about the ending). And you can pick between three classes I think? But I also picked wizard, so yeah. I picked it up on GoG a few years ago, but still haven't played it properly...
>>752976900
Fnaf4, correct
>Come home from work
>House trashed
>hear noise upstairs
>Baby and wife dead
>'OH GOD NO PLEASE NOO MICHELLE MY BABY!'
>>752976676
Never got around to trying flashback, maybe I'll throw that on my SNES mini too. I hear the modern remake was shit.
>>752976948
max payne
the ultimate game-noire
>Checkerboard Split
>Goal
>Good music
>>752977014
The remake was ok, but it's pretty different. The original is amazing, though the controls will take some getting used to.
>Die horribly
>Blur of missions and killing
>Stumble upon conspiracy
>Is this real?
>Kinda?
>Forest
>choose your character
>become sneaky archer
>>752976908
Eh gog, need to appreciate that site more.
Played it 5 times and multiplayer for a while
Really sad that diablo beat it in popularity, I think its better than sacred and other isometric stuff that came out.
>drive with daughter
>crash
>bitch runs away
>get shanked in an ally by naked kids, die, but wake up in a bar
>in the end bitch gets prego from a moth, kill her and get a new baby
>Racing game
>Cringe very pic related
>>752977084
Now that I think of it, I specifically remember showing Blackthorne to some friends-of-friends from highschool back in the day, and they said Flashback was similar but better.
Guess I should do another one
> GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
> NAHNAHNAHNAH NAH NAH
> GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
> NAHNAHNAHNAH NAH NAH
>>752977283
The first Silent Hill.
And yeah, Nox was awesome. I didn't finish games back then. I might fire up GoG today.
>>752976491
since no one guessed it: World of Warcraft
>>752977311
Don't know if it's better, but they're definitely similar. Blackthorne was a bit more focused on combat.
>>752976585
Get out
>>752977348
Vanilla WoW was awesome, I give you that. But Tolkien + Lovecraft?
>>752974091
Psyconauts
>Final Fantasy Tactics, but with robots
>>752977348
Tolkien my ass but all right, could have guessed
>start in castle
>go around a fence
>dress up a dude as a chick
>gate is free of charge
>>752976585
>>752977408
Wait that was wrong?
>>752977401
Similar as in Prince of Persia with guns? That's the kind of gameplay concept that should be attempted more than once lol
>>752973060
>big wooden floor
>PlayStation 1
>2,5D side scroll platform
>play as a jester that catches fire or a redhaired bitch
>collect coins from air
>crazy worlds with bonus worlds
>fuck that jump
>>752977536
>Tolkien my ass
Never raed the lore? Silmarillion?
>be alien pleb
>get to know you are tasty
>survive
>>752977865
Yeah but pandas?
>Run through killing Soviets
>Jump off Damn with no bungie cord.
>>752977952
Goldeneye
>get killed by everything
>kill everything
>burn everything
>>752978007
Dingh dingh
>>752977815
Fuckfuckfuck I know this one, just can't remember the name
>>752977933
not everything is Tolkien, you mong
>>752977815
Fuck yes now I remember PANDEMONIUM!
>>752977883
Oddworld Abe's Oddysey
>>752977815
pandemonium. fuck that game was good
>>752978171
Beat you to it nyucka
>be nigger pleb, race rymes wit "ass my day", there are other gay guys too.
>do quests till you get wings
>farm dungeons till you can farm other dungeons
>world looks like chewed apple
>>752973865
Its payday2 and too easy tbh
>>752978125
God tier gamer here, pandemonium correct
>>752977536
Im a bit surprised no anon has said Runescape since theres some that still play it.
>Cars
>Bent out of shape.
Engineer
Shoot of their limbs for some reason
Girlfriends dead but for the stupidest reason you don't know until the end
Something about a brain dead church believe being killed is gods ultimate goal for humans, sound familiar
>build a Stone Age empire
>wrecking other villages with a blue car
>>752978271
OP said poorly describe not give away the entire fucking plot anon.
>>752978270
cars, the movie, the game
>>752978271
Dedspice easy
Rip viceral>>752978271
>>752978270
Mahfuggin' Twisted Metal. I can't get modern games or PC games worth shit but I'm killing it on the old school console games
>>752978350
Nahhh we all know what it is.
>>752978376
Mah nigguh.
>third game
>still not dead
>tundra planet
>pay to win singleplayer
>>752978410
Battlefront II?
>want that fuck
>who fuck was is vauge
>grandpa gave you dirt
>fuck is here tho
>>752978426
Close. I wonder how many EA games apply for that
>>752978465
I dont really understand how the whole Star Wars Battlefront series is still going. Must just be the Star Wars logo carrying the team.
>>752978452
Made me snot over my vape laughing. Please spoil
> Buy lightsabre on interwebs
> Become hitman
>>752978496
Correct answer was DeadSpace 3
>>752975268
League of legends
Now an easy one!
>Russian midget has really annoying voice.
That's all the information you need.
>>752978531
No more heroes
>Run
>Kill animals
>Objective is to reach the end of the level
>PlayStation 1
>make soup using an excavator
>stop volcano lava using an excavator
>fish using an excavator
>>752975895
>poorly describe
jeses fuck anon ca you not read?
protip: if someone could probably google your description you're doing it wrong
>>752978626
Sanic?
Hoping someone knows this as the voice actor was absolutely on point for his character.
>Do stupid shit because your stupid
>Do stupid shit because the others are stupid
>Im stupid
>Rocket boom because stupid stupid STUPID.
>>752978606
A winner is you
> No girls
> FInd baby
> Is girl
> go on killing spree to find girl
Shoot things wearing a talking backpack
>>752974724
I really hope you mean Wind Waker
>every hillbillies dream
>race
>demolition derby
>fun minigames
>fly off window in ragdoll fashion when crashing really hard
>>752977271
skyrim, thats what I did anyway
>letter from dead wife
>pilow fight
>>752977311
MvC 2
>>752978714
Fear??
>>752978410
Dead Space 3
I was playing coop and had no idea that they showed different things on each screen so at one point i shouted
"Right, what the fuck is up with all these giant birthday presents?"
"Uh, dude, that's a coffin."
The game gets a lot of shit but that was a really awesome moment.
>>752978815
nope
>>752978762
What Dora game us that?
>DMC without a jump ability
>badass katana wielder
>wtf is a blood nurse
>>752978626
any 90s mascot platformer
>Victorian age
>Have mask
>Everyone has the plague
>Kill evil people
>>752978276
Easy, AoE2
>>752974797
Prince of Persia
>>752978688
Yeah
>>752978868
assassin creed
>>752977178
>>752977302
Nobody?
>>752978868
Dishonoured
>>752978410
Planetside?
>>752978968
Yes
>>752978868
Darksiders
>>752978978
>planetside 3
ok
>a red armored guy seeing his village burnt
>his female friend got kidnapped by baddies
>went on to the prison to save her
>>752978714
Lisa
>>752978770
flatout
>move to a new town
>fart on people until they make you king
>>752979053
Oh god thats a classic. Loved Legend of Dragoon.
>>752979053
Legend of Dragoon
>>752978684
Not gonna lie, I just wanted to intrigue people with the description so that they might try it.
> Olaf scores a first place knockout!
> Butcher finishes second
> Rip takes a weak third
> Shred is in another timezone!
>>752978514
you may be disapointed but ill do another couple hints
>>752978452
>plants and shit
>where the fuck the heavy machinery at
>dont fuck with chickens
Oldie but goldie
>"I told you not to head into misty island!"
>can't talk
>HYA!
>tutorial
>die 6 times
>>752979053
Legend of Dragoon
>>752979108
Goddammit, beat me by seven seconds.
>be average 4channer
>go to parties
>kill normies
>>752978935
You don't kill them you free them from robot shells and they run away hurr durr
>>752979059
Yeah boy
>girls
>magic butterfly
>time
>bad decisions
>>752979061
Winrar
>>752979085
Fable
>>752979124
Zelda?
>>752978804
Yep
>>752979151
sims
>>752979149
Wont ever forget Dart.
Played to the second disc where you have to battle that bitch that floods the boss battle but it would always glitch out and freeze, so I gave it back to my friend and got another copy
>>752979139
Cuphead
>>752979085
Southpark stick of truth
>>752979181
Not what i had in mind, but i can't say you're wrong
>>752979175
great game btw
>>752973060
>cant stop the fucking sailors from singing
>god damn ale
>set stones on fire
>throw them at other stones
>turn a sentient being evil
>look at my fucking hand you cunt
>sequel sucks dick
>>752979221
nope
>>752979225
yep
>>752978703
Anyone?
Was a recent game and had a (Not so surprising) plot twist at the end
>>752979174
Life is strange. Fuckign shit game
>>752979174
Life is strange
>>752979195
naah theres no reason to have machinery in zelda (but i think my game makes a reference to zelda as weir as that would be)
>>752979264
why tho?
>>752979211
nope
>loud ass music playing 24/7
>buff men will destroy you if you're too close
> Amanda has nice ass
> cut here tattoo on neck
>>752979305
every club ever
>>752979244
Truu they should've kept making them but not head into the directing like burnout did they do however have an app for your phone but it isn't the same
>>752979314
GTA 5
>pay money to fuck a hammer
>>752979357
Winrar
>>752973060
wow you suck
>family gets murdered
>pain killers are everything
>work office
>no one came to workplace
>what do
>>752979320
kek
>>752979403
Stanley parable
> Play guitar
> Put out a fire
> Calm a crying baby
> Fly a plane
> Go to hell
> Girl power
>dead family
>kill everyone
>alone
>cool serial
>go to Europe to buy robot factory
>owner dead, will says give it to dead bro. Bro not in coffin.
>guy wants legs
>travel
>horny students and alchoholics steal your toy
>booze cures eye cancer
>travel
>guy wants singer
>drunk cosmonaut wants fly
>singer wants cocktail from far away
>fucking cocktail piano
>>752979403
the stanley parable
?
>>752979391
>>752979391
Max Payne was already done in this thread
>>752974251
Deep space waifu
>>752979440
Syberia 1?
>>752979457
Kekus you right
>>752979391
Max pain, been mentioned already, and was better. Dont really need painkillers if you are good. You suck
>tutorial takes 1 hour
>the landing/docking part takes 45mins of that hour in the tutorial
>get spawned camped at events because edgy CYKA BYLATTs around
>some missions will take you over a month of real-time to finish
>take jetpack
>fuck up the ending
>>752979124
Gonna give a shitty guess, Stardew Valley
>>752979500
Too obvious?
Fuck.
>>752975538
paperboy?
>Live on a living thing
>Fight robots
>Robots live on a gigantic robot thing
>>752979305
Hotline miami?
>>752979542
WT?
>Blimps never became so relevant in this game, but only after Hitler died by a handshake
>moms a fucking psycho
>fucking run into basement
>kill shit
>>752979521
My ps2 controller never really worked I couldn't do the bullet time effect and it was hard af to jump on the train from the rooftop because you had to bullet time the jump
>>752979633
Xenoblade Chronicles
>>752978225
Aion?
>>752979653
Binding of Isaac
>>752979653
Binding of Isaac, too easy because of mom + basement
>>752979676
Yes
>>752979640
nope, Elite Dangerous
>>752973060
>kill hell
>arrive to a European country side
>save dog from bear trap
>"mierda!"
"Hehehe thank you"
>>752979305
>>752979639
nope
>starter guy is emo
>stabs people
>ps1
>get drugged to be super soldier
>go to destroy big corp
>destroy their metal foundry
>destroy their alien research
>destroy their howertank factory
>destroy their cold gas meat facility
>destroy their ancient mummy pyramid
>destroy their zombie t-rex
>destroy their silver surfer.
>have no idea what the game was about.
>>752979749
DMC?
>Winning like a boss
>Roll a 1
>Ribbit
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>752979681
Correct
>idiot makes mom joke before the game even starts
>who designs soldier transport this way?!
>tower can harness the power of thor.
>antagonists are actually the good guys but their methods are questionable
>everybody wants to play as them
>>752979773
overgrowth
>>752979758
Haze?
>>752979693
>>752979705
2 ez? ;_;
>Dubai
>Supposed to make you feel bad for dropping white phosphorus on civilians, didn't
>Your the bad guy in the end
>>752979848
Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>752979848
God damn spec opps
>>752979887
On the money
>>752978796
Silent Hill 2?
>>752979848
That's way too hard, anon. Maybe extra hints like
>Rhymes with Black Ops: The Line
>Replace Black with Spec
Would help. It'll still be very very hard.
>>752979848
Spec ops: the line?
>>752979795
Command and Conquer
>>752979914
Does that have a pillow fight though? It has some weeb banging his sex dolls.
>start running around chopping
>stuff up and collecting
>build a few things
>are expected to build a massive network
>of machines
>I'm not autistic
>stop playing
>>752979813
Nop
>>752973834
Casper the friendly ghost
>Derpface: The Franchise Killer
>Made by EA, is ancient
>CSGO progenitor, except you can heal via medic buddy and use C4's, RPG's, etc...
>>752973834
Alex Kidd
>>752979935
Wrong
Here's more hints
>second idiot gets best friend killed
>also kills crazy bald guy who's very valuable for yelling
>>752980043
Sounds like Red faction but its thq
>>752979982
Yeah you murder your wife with a pillow
>>752979751
RE4
>>"Mommy's SUV... MOMMY'S SUV..."
>>752980190
Oh really? Didn't know that. Haven't played it since it came out...
3 game combo
>Eco runs through the land
>collect all power cores to unlock old machinery
>distopian future
>get captured and dark eco
>destroys capitalism
>left for dead in dessert
>find out later on the ruler of the wasteland was your dad
>basically you're a walking yin yang with your powers
>>752980015
Factorio?
>>752979250
guess my thing you bunch of faggots
>>752980222
Jak & Daxter
>>752973060
OPs pic reminds me of every time i have to call AT&T
>>752980222
Jak and daxter. You could have stopped at the first line.
>>752980162
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Operations
>>752979561
sorry no
>>752979250
A childhood fav of mine. Black n White 1
https://youtu.be/IR9NnGcB094
>>752980275
There needs to be a 4th but apparently uncharted was more important
>>752979771
No, DooM
>on a console and pretty old
>interogattion style story telling
> vs russian terrorists
> ak 47 has 60 bullets in a mag
>>752978011
Dark Souls?
>>752980242
yeo
>play a gypsy in card game to take his only possessions
>end up beating up the gypsy himself
>phone call gone bad
>can't really save everyone
>cut off finger
>Heralded as glorious return of long-beloved franchise
>except it sucks
Please don't suck, Bloodstained – Ritual of the Night
>>752980571
Dave? Is that you? Haha, dude! That was four years ago in Vegas, right?
>>752980571
Hand of Fate
>>752980602
Heavy Rain
>Star Wars guy went Mad Max
>Sons of Anarchy
>Thats not one of meats many uses
>>752973060
>poorly describe video games
>literally quotes the game
>>752980648
Yeeyee
>>752980220
Not directly, its implied that you helped, that's why its fucked up that he looks for her, but I'm not the op, I think its correct
>hobos offer themselves to get beaten up for booze
>old school NY streets
>infested with gangs
>ajax is badass
>>752973060
>Be in high school fashion club
>kill god I guess
>>752980330
Not made by ea, so would not thought of that. But game is familiar, did not play
>>752980796
Warriors
"Come out an play~"
>>752979758
Fighting force 2
Did not get past zombie t-rex
Good gamethough
>Glue a chimpanzee to a panther
>Take over the world
>rich jews own mountain
>one blonde is hoe
>asian girl is a hoe
>one jew pulls big prank and everybody is butthurt
>>752980900
Correct !!!!
>>752980982
Until Dawn?
>Effortlessly slaughter thousands
>Get ass kicked by feathered dandy
>>752981041
Ding ding ding! We have a winner
> re4 on a ship during a storm
>>752981145
Revelations
>>752980812
One of the Personas, probably
>you can piss on people
>you can piss a lot
>>752981211
nope, the game is also on pc and ps2
>Command floating space Churches/Citadels
>Turn on Tactical Computers
>Purge
>>752981342
Battlefleet Gothic: Armada
>>752981072
Dynasty Warriors? That dandy being Zhang He?
>>752981404
Yep
"Activating tactical cogitators"
>>752981420
I was referring to Lu Bu's weird feather hat, but close enough.
>"say hello to my little friend"
>millionaire gets ripped off everything
>climb back to the top
>hot head protagonist
>get pissed on and beaten up because you failed a drug deal in cuba
>>752981522
GTA Vice City
>>752981613
nope
>>752981300
postal 2
>>752979755
party hard?
>>752981722
Yep
>>752981730
That game is just too funny.
>>752981145
cold fear
>>752981300
My Summer Car