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For shits sake at least dump what you have
>>752946467
>>752946342
the Mexicans have gotten reaaaaaaaally fucked up
>>752946575
>>752946513
That's why I'll never ride a motorcycle
>>752946676
>>752946742
>>752946818
lol
>>752946742
Cause ya had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around...
>>752946746
not naming that "how mcnuggets are made"
>>752946740
Someone explain?
>>752946993
>>752946630
le 56% face
>>752946467
>>752947216
I wonder if he survived
>>752947317
would probably have been ok if he stayed in the cab
>>752946575
In the video 'Funky Town' is playing in the background. Fuckin wild.
>>752946818
I am Cheng's complete lack of urgency.
niggers
>>752947542
He must've fallen into a puddle
>>752947773
>>752947933
>>752946575
whats the backstory to this????
>>752947933
damn, beat me to it
>>752948058
Drug cartels
>>752947590
fucking 3rd worlders just casually standing around snapchatting someone dying an agonizing death.
Im not a fucking humanitarian by an stretch of the imagination but jesus christ, at least cover the guys exposed guts and sit there with him and tell him its going to be ok for his last few minutes on earth
>>752948019
>>752948058
I believe it's a cartel killing in Brazil
>>752947925
What in holy fuck, just shoot him in the head at that point, must be agonizing
>>752947748
holy fuck
did they all deded
>>752948358
yummy
>>752947933
It's a bigger who cares
>>752948269
Holy fucking shit
>>752948091
Always rough watching someone go through that shit while they're just trying to make a check
>>752948499
Jesus Christ that thing must have killed him four or five times
>>752947422
Normal hanging, he had just decomposed to the point where he had fluid build up and leaking from his body
that's why his foot is massively swollen with blood and he has swollen masses forming on his back and extremities
>>752947712
ya if he ducked down to the floor of the cab he could have been fine.
>>752948860
>file name
>>752948742
holy fuck
>>752948091
he probably survived at least. not nearly as bad as that one dude that got turned to pulp
>>752948784
why does anyone ever put their hands on these things while they're running?
>>752946742
Most fucked up thing
>>752949123
Are they getting electrocuted I've seen one like this before
>>752948597
was that on purpose? Or did a spark just go off on his cheaply made flammable chinese threads?
>>752948597
That will teach them.
>>752949262
Deadly nerve gas attack
>>752949323
holy fuck you're retarded
>>752949123
Can you smell what the Rock is cookin?
>>752949262
yep
>>752949123
>Everybody do the flop
>>752948091
Wasn't there another webm like that, with people around trying to stop the machine?
>>752948696
I was supposed to be there that night. Turned out my gf wanted me to come over and fuck her. Best decision of my life.
>>752948696
Party lights on fire
>>752948696
Story?
>>752949123
middle guy could have survived, everyone else got bar-b-q'd
>>752947748
this is now a feels thread...
>>752948661
what the fuck dimension does that lead to?
>>752948742
Stop touching my stuff!
>>752949524
i dunno, try, like, maybe, the fucking file name you stupid piece of shit?
>>752946630
MFW??
>>752949187
I don't even know what that machine is for much less how to operate it.. but it looks to be from China so I really doubt that company has any safety standards
>>752949629
only because you're making it a feels thread
>>752949701
bitch you dont think i did, it thinks its a city kek
>wouldn't ask if i didnt need help
>>752947773
cold blooded...
>>752949262
nerve gas cannister went off. you can see the smoke.
>>752946676
Couldn't bear to watch that.
>>752949525
I was there. Lost my house 3 days before my birthday. Pretty rad.
>>752948784
It's spelled cheque, retard. American scum detected. Why you go lose another war like every single one that you've even been in. Note: America didn't win WWII. it cheated in Japan and the Russians defeated Hitler. God I hate you tickets.
>>752949508
>you just killed a helicopter with a car
>I ran out of bullets
>>752948224
Look at the clock in the upper right corner. These fuckers fell for 3 minutes.
>>752949877
>>752946742
degenerate chinks? 3 people walking by like its nothing...must be china
>>752949508
Fuck! That was my uncle! Made national news.
>>752949524
56%
>>752949877
Lol sore loser
>>752950028
at least the first cut kills it instantly
still pretty brutal but i've seen worse done to better
>>752948696
can you believe only 15 people died
>>752949661
The gay fag zone.
>>752949661
russia
>>752946746
what a waste, you can't eat that
>>752950079
go back to /Bant/ summerfag
>>752947748
man thats fucked
>>752946818
Wheres your survival instincts, like hello?????? "Wait lemme just get that corner real qui-"
Seems like he just wanted to end his shit.
>>752947317
Deadpool: Francis ?
>>752950028
I could watch this all day
>>752950028
never actually thought about how that gets done. Pretty neat though
>>752950107
it's not that brutal. crabs don't even experience pain like a mammal does. They don't even have the part of the brain that would allow them to. They're just like big insects, they basically function like automatons. They're essentially walking plants.
>>752947542
>>752948597
So that's what happened to Freddy Kruger
>>752946575
wheres the one where cartel cuts open the guys stomach while he is still alive and rips out his lung ?
>>752948019
backstory?
>>752948968
it you
>>752950353
yeah crustaceans are completely numb to feeling, that's why when you put them in a pot of boiling water they lay there motionless and totally don't freak the fuck out to the point where you have to hold the lid down
whatever makes your seabug meat taste sweeter though
>>752950717
Chinese people pour their petrol into the sewers. Sometimes it explodes.
>>752947885
NO hahahaha
>>752950113
Lotta illegal spics died. Just wasn't documented.
>>752950229
he was clearly murdered
>>752949661
Niggerland
>>752947590
fake- no way he could live this long
>>752946630
MFW have no face
>>752946818
i dunno guys, this looks like (attempted) murder to me
>>752946740
>none of them are wearing masks of any sort
fucking hell man, their noses must be made of steel or something. If you're in that line of work, sure we can be friends and have a beer but man I'm not staying at your place. You have to be 1000% howl-at-the-moon insane to do that job.
>>752949178
You might wanna look again.
That dude got wrapped around that spindle of about 4" diameter.
>>752951009
doesn't matter
>>752949807
What a champ. Kept that recording going
>>752950229
>That comment
My fucking sides are on Jupiter.
>>752947748
this is how you make serial killers
>>752951009
have you not seen the asian cop cut in half he survived
>>752946746
This one seriously fucked me, I raised chickens in my childhood.
(Mfw I realize I don’t give a shit about dead people or children)
Anyone have the one of the guy on the bridge who shoots himself?
>>752949701
That's actually a pretty stupid thing to say.
The Gatlinburg fire was not like this.....ironic, I guess.
>>752948019
holy shit, it's like china is just one big fucking death trap
>>752949187
I've worked in Japan in a headlight manufacturer. All the machinery there had safety precautions like a protection screen that would close before the machines started or sensors that would completely stop the machine if you put your hand in there.
>>752947885
they gonna nig....
>>752951009
>>752950376
whoa, sauce?
>>752951009
>>752951578
>>752946818
He did that shit in purpose
>>752951538
>Japan
This is China, don't expect any kind of precautions.
>>752946467
Don't keep your ankles crossed , you don't want to pass out
>>752947748
Then he becomes the batman!
>>752949877
>>752951538
>Japan
Exactly, one of the most advanced first world countries not just in Asia but in the world.
China is like Australia on steroids except there's no deadly animals just deadly man made everything.
>>752951328
5/6 were killed
>>752948193
It's non-America. Nobody gives a fuck.
>>752950376
Is that a crab? Wtf
>>752948860
Poor little thing, murdered by assholes.
>>752951791
its a coconut crab but idk the vid
>>752951606
How can your body perform normal metabolic tasks if that much is missing?
>>752950833
reaction to stimuli=/=pain
I suppose you'd see amoeba's 'freaking out' and think they feel pain too.
>>752951606
Man fuck those little baby legs, I'd rather have a chair or even just drag my half body around for fuck sake. Save me the embarrassment.
>>752952015
>>752946467
That's why you should always were socks
>>752950003
...or... maybe the elevator cam clock and the other one are not synchronized.
>>752951606
>>752951890
surprised they saved him. i've read a little about this, and some places won't try to resuscitate you if you get cut in half like that, for obvious reasons. i'd definitely rather just die at that point.
>>752951606
Gook Travis on the left
>>752952068
If you didn't, I couldn't bere it.
>>752951586
Fucking lol, poor thing
>>752950376
What am I watching?
>>752952585
yep. you gotta leak at least a little while. not like the movies.
>>752951770
>>752951693
Yep, just pointing the difference between the two.
I never want to get close to that shit hole.
>>752950229
His foot got caught you mong. Where's his buddy's situational awareness? That's a better question.
>>752948513
RUSH B CYKA BLYAR
>>752949661
On the bedside of lake what is growing shut. In years to come it will be swamp, but on this case it is growing on the surface of lake.
>>752952801
He knew exactly what he was doing.
>>752946993
shouldnt have cheated in pubg
>>752952632
A coconut crab filmed actively hunting a seabird. Guess they're not entirely scavengers.
>>752946467
How the fuck is she still alive?
>>752948742
god damn chinks
>>752952913
>>752950180
dayum, what movie is that from?
>>752952913
I'm curious as to what kinda sounds she's making
>>752949450
Flammable nerve gas
>>752948696
story???
>>752949807
hahah look, our friend split her fucking head open because we couldn't pay attention to the fucking road
>>752950051
He dead?
>>752950028
This kills the crab.
>>752953484
that was her little sister, she doesnt sound heart broken in the slightest, just going on about how she's prolly headin to jail now
>>752946630
It looks like it's talking but im sure it's just a bunch of gargles.
>>752953620
Niggers
>>752949807
>>752953484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EwZ-GxJXTY
Eurorekt
>>752948787
FACT: They praise Allah for real when that happens to their friends. If you die in defense of their faith in Jihad, you get fast tracked to heaven, and bypass the judgment and "cleansing".
>>752951772
yes and the sixth will be so badly scarred for life that there is no fucking chance in hell they won't be a psycho
>>752953756
>please wake up
dude her head is fucked
>>752950003
i work in security, and the clocks on cameras are usually wrong.
>>752953910
KEK, he's just like strolling along while all the others lose their shit
>>752947773
Someone never received hugs as a kid. Only rapes.
>>752951341
this is how they cull the male chicks. it's painless...probably
>>752954215
part 2
>>752950003
nigga do you know how high you'd have to be to have a 3 minute fall?
>>752954215
>>752954268
story?
>>752953620
>hitler wanted to cleanse the world from animals like this
>we stopped him
we deserve it i guess. glad to at least live in a 98% white area.
>>752954215
>>752954268
Shotguns are fucking nasty yo
>>752950353
ahh... the same old bullshit that has been repeated for everything and everyone since the dawn of time. it's just a few decades ago that people believed that babies couldn't feel pain.
whenever you say that something or someone don't feel pain, or is like a robot, realize that you're 99% likely to be wrong.
>>752953756
Another democrat gone, just gone
>>752954427
yeah but they get the job done
>>752953967
it must be so then! no way that's just what they tell them so they willingly and stupidly put their asses on the line
>>752954301
A little above 9 KM high.
>>752950107
pretty sure they are dead before they get cut up. seems like that whole contraption isn't set up to deal with crabs that can move around - they have to be centered on the conveyor, and lying on their backs
>>752954413
only had these pics no story but it looks like a suicide pact.
>>752954413
2 Russian kids go on a crime spree and have a final shootout with cops before Kurt Cobaining themselves with the shotgun
>>752946342
suergon simulator?
>>752954489
probably better to err on the side of caution, but that machine is probably more humane than the hot bath
>>752954617
>it must be so then! no way that's just what they tell them so they willingly and stupidly put their asses on the line
The Qur'an is pretty specific about this and explains it in several places- and yes it is preached.
The way they recruit people into ISIS involved telling them "you've done some things wrong in your life, and there will be a reckoning - unless of course"
>>752954681
>seems like that whole contraption isn't set up to deal with crabs that can move around
through the wonder of AI, we'll have machines that can very shortly
>>752954851
Did she die? She's hot as fuck
>>752954268
When Prank Wars with your mom goes too far.
>>752954947
yes - blunt force trauma
one for the fatties.
>>752954947
She's even hotter now
>>752946462
>>752954861
>>752954617
>>752953967
This is why suicide bombing is almost completely unique to Islam. It's an immediate path to heaven.
>>752948269
This shit blows my mind.
>>752955132
PRANK WARS!
>>752953910
you can't swat out the flames; it just makes it worse. You can only smother them by putting another jacket over it, or laying on the ground and rolling slowly.
>>752954947
Someone probably has the hospital pictures. She got fucked up bad.
>>752945698
That could be murder.
>>752954947
Yeah, there's pics floating around of the aftermath
>>752954851
wtf is she on
>>752955520
She's on her work hours.
>>752950169
it's made into feed for the other chickens/other animals
male chicks are useless and are recycled because nobody likes the cutest fluffiest wittle animals on the whole planet so they just fucking blend them
>>752955511
Link/share
>>752955132
https://youtu.be/9d3qCPcMgH4
>>752955065
Must feel good to be white
>>752953988
she's in shock, and she's drunk on top of that. she was retarded before the crash, but the combination between retarded, drunk, and in shock is why she acts so weird and says so much dumb shit.
>>752955690
Well played
>>752955736
Shes just a waste of a time for society and human-kind.
>>752952068
>were socks
>>752954760
well, they're already dead before getting cut.
>>752955825
but then again, so are you.
>>752947317
I wonder if hes alright
>>752947863
underrated
>>752947591
Yes, all 5 pieces of him.
>>752956014
but then again, so is everyone here.
>>752947889
he WAS the puddle
>>752951901
and how exactly would/could you know they don't?
isn't that kinda presumptuous to look down on them just because they're simpler creatures?
you know people used to think the same thing about cows and pigs etc less that a hundred years ago...
>>752946630
ok what the fuck is actually going on here.
>>752955645
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4973276/Russian-dies-hanging-window-moving-car.html
>>752953910
if that was chink land they'd be pouring gasoline on him and running away video taping it
>>752949323
Self-immolation for political reasons. For whatever reason it's really popular in Asia.
>>752948696
Now thats what I call a Disco Inferno!
>>752949661
The Upside Down
>>752946676
Revenant sequel when?
>>752951606
GET THIS NIGGA A SLEDGE HAMMER AND A CAULDRON
REKT
>>752948193
Unless you are at least an EMT what the fuck can you do?
Some woman gave him a drink.
Covering his guts is not going to comfort or add one second to his remaining life.
Better to let him look and just succumb to shock. Unless you are capable of performing a coup de grais?
So TLDR I think you complain far too much.
>>752948058
venelonas sick fuck
>>752948696
I think its the concert that went up in flames and there were only a few exits.. amyway in 5 minutes the place waa all burnt.. U might he able to Google "fireworks light fire at show" or something
>>752951606
>WE CAN REBUILD HIM
>WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
>THE 10 YUAN MAN
>>752947773
Fake as shit.
>>752948358
>ITS NOT THE TIME FOR FUN PAPA NURGLE
>>752956219
Go tell the scientists that they're dumb anon
>>752955690
kek
>>752945698
wtf is that machine?
>>752948617
a bigger what ?
First time getting through a rekt thread... kms
>>752957282
an idiot crusher apparently
>>752955698
White privilege.
Anyone have a webm of a speeding car hitting a dad who is jaywalking with his 3 kids and the cars hits all 3 the kids but misses the dad? It was filmed from a camera inside the car. Afterwards the driver goes out and gets all mad.
>>752947542
is there any good videos of people falling from great heights and the impact actually being shown? i don't think i've seen one yet
>>752945698
These threads have single handily turned me into a white nationalist.
>>752949508
security camera 37 of 50 destroyed!
>>752955698
It feels damn good.
>>752956351
nigger detected
>>752957891
I can see it
>>752957282
It makes mustard gas.
>>752947590
So a woman gives him a drink and he just waves his hands like "nah im fine"
>>752956882
How about you open your mouth when you actually know what the fuck youre talking about?
>>752957891
Welcome.
>>752948224
From then on, every 24th of January, you can still hear the rustling of two men in the hallways and screaming in the elevator shaft. Some say that these two are still hashing it out in Hell.
>>752956014
retarded spic detected
>>752957282
Some kind of horizontal press. Similar to a plastic injection molding machine, it may be just not one I have seen before. The door should have a safety switch/valve on it. So it has either failed or was defeated.
>>752947885
did this nigger die?
>>752958278
But he's right
>>752958495
Dont forget, this is chinkland, where safety measures aren't necessary because they cost too much.
>>752946513
Mask on, fuck it mask off.jpg
>>752958588
hopefully yes
>>752948787
Good thing for those subtitles or I wouldn't have known what they were saying
>>752947748
He missed one..... Go back and clean up.
>>752946513
This doesn't seen to bad, just sow it back and clean
>>752958807
>because they cost too much
More than a human live, in fact!
