C-care for some tea, Anonymous?
While you d-drink, why not t-tell me your worries and what I c-can do to help you out. No judging, minimal harsh words, and a whole l-lot of love <4 Promise.
Don't suffer in silence Anonymous; I'm here for you, okay?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XfvhFVYuvx
4th xddd
Hey, Alice. I love you.
>>752930443
*patpat* L-look at you, off by one l-like a Cirno <4
>>752930372
Tits or kill yourself dumb cunt attention whore
Hi Alice! Wuv~ <4
-CC
>>752930372
show boi pucci
What's your stream
>>752930443
bump
>>752930372
A paywhore wrote me alice advice on what she wants im super confused :l we talked about normal stuff and she said she enjoys talking to me is this a trick to get me to buy more of her stuff?
i've been hooking up with this girl who has slowly started acting really psychotic and I completely lost interest long ago but i feel like shes gonna do some fucked up shit if I stop so Im kind of too terrified to say anything what do
>>752930520
Lobe you t-too <4
>>752930551
I'll c-choose neither <4
>>752930556
D-don't have one, biological female I'm afraid <4
>>752930567
CeltyPlays on Twitch
>>752930617
P-probably.
alice is cute! what liquor taste best in tea anyway?
I want to fuck you.
>>752930617
Yea
what kind of tea is there today?
such amazing skin! i'd lick you up!
>>752930655
Oh d-dear. That sounds awful. C-can you give specific examples? Here, w-while you do that, I'll select a tea for us <4
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1r8vMTolyFu
>>752930666
>Lobe you t-too <4
I...see.
>>752930733
H-here, let me pour you a cup and t-tell you <4
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iCU0CV9Juz
>>752930761
Why are your hands so fucking big?
>>752930900
T-they aren't. They are s-small and delicate. W-welcome to the wonders of perspective <4
>>752930873
Your pouring skills have gotten a lot better i see!
>>752930761
yeah, every time i dont talk to her for like a day (im a super busy person and usually dont even talk to my family EVERY day) she starts getting all sensitive telling me im being mean and she cant believe how insensitive i am, etc. she knows I dont want a relationship because I told her before the first time I ever hooked up with her. but she's horrifyingly clingy
>>752931121
I've w-worked on it relentlessly.
>>752931192
T-that sounds like you should have probably avoided a relationship of any kind w-with her dear...those are s-strong red flags.
>>752931192
You're not what she's looking for and she is not thrilled you're not going to change for her. Stop seeing her ASAP
>>752930900
Because it's a guy that thinks going hrt to grow tiny boobs makes them a girl.
>>752930372
you still haven't an herod?
Goddman son
>>752931275
these things werent evident until very recent. we've been hooking up for about 4 months and only started this past month
I'll take a cup, ma'am.
>>752931064
Oh right, like that time Rin posted pics of himself in a Japenese schoolgirl uniform and thought he was a real girl.
I bet you voted for Clinton didn't you?
>>752931363
S-sorry, I am a biological female <4 N-natural vagina and all.
>>752931368
It's b-been seven years, it ain't gonna happen.
>>752931374
Whew. I'd d-definitely make a move to cut her off then.
>>752930372
can you relate to this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tS2Pk-jMqI
>>752931192
Your fault for talking to her so much initially.
>>752931384
*blinks slowly* W-what does my voting habits have t-to do with Rin? And why b-bring stuff up from literally have a decade ago?
>>752930372
*a-autism intensifies*
>>752931439
>S-sorry, I am a biological female <4 N-natural vagina and all.
Prove it or just fuck off has-been.
>>752931377
*slides cup down the bar* H-here you go, Jill <4
ok thanks
Hi alice, im pretty high. ama
>>752931567
thanks. doing any better today?
>>752931539
7 years ago, at least get it right fuckface.
>>752931607
tHANKS ME TOO
>>752930372
You’re s-still a man. Man feet, man hands, hidden face. Let’s see that cock OP
Why do you make fun of people that stutter?
>>752931439
how do I go about cutting her off without her flipping out? any tips on that front?
>>752931561
?
>>752931564
I've already d-done so plenty of times <4 Lurk moar~
>>752931626
Are you okay? You s-seem kinda off.
>>752931664
P-pretty good actually!
>>752931669
I t-thought it was in 2012 she did that.
>>752931690
S-sorry, I'm a biological female.
Just because my hands are too big to give you a proper handjob don't mean I'm a man, soy boy
>>752931783
Okay, here's what you do. You open your mouth and you say "It's not working out, I think we should see other people".
And if she freaks out, you walk away like a responsible adult. This ain't hard, Anonymous.
>>752931783
Don't beat around the bush. Give her a reason to hate you. Give her absolutely no reason to believe things will work out. You are not "busy", you are "not interested and want to stop talking".
You want to end this quickly so the pain dies out more quickly but there is absolutely no way this is going to go smoothly
How do I seem off ;/
>>752930372
Hey Alice, can we see more of your rack?
>>752931819
glad to hear it. keep it that way.
I just need a friend I guess, maybe a kind word, or a genuine integration.
>>752931819
>I've already d-done so plenty of times <4 Lurk moar~
The fuck you have you lying piece of shit.
>>752931980
accurate chicken legs? cool
>>752931973
>Give her a reason to hate you.
That seems like it could go very bad very fast.
>>752931980
J-just not as happy as normal. You okay?
>>752932076
Ah? Isn't it c-clearly visible in my pictures.
Here, let me show you then....
Here, this picture gives a clear image of my spice rack <4 Enjoy!
>>752932170
S-says the one calling me male with no evidence~
>>752932127
*wraps her arms tightly around you and rests her head on your back* Buddy. Pal. Don't worry. It's gonna be okay. You just gotta relax and keep at it, okay? <4
>>752931819
>I t-thought it was in 2012 she did that.
>she
Ok son.
>>752931819
S-silly faggot. I don’t want a handjob. I want you to ram me with that pretty boy cock, so whip it out. Your hands aren’t just big, it’s also about the shape. Same with your feet. Just w-w-whip that lil ol dick out boy.
>>752932276
>S-says the one calling me male with no evidence~
S-Says the one with no evidence it is actually female.
You have been playing this game for years don't you ever yearn for change you boring twat.
>>752932201
Unno just thinking bout stuff n' things.
>>752932201
N-nice, can you bend down just a bit?
>>752932179
She'll be more hurt if she still loves you. Don't do something crazy or idiotic, but don't pretend to still be friends.
>>752932288
S-sorry dear, I'm not your son <4
>>752932364
S-sorry, I don't have one <4 I'm a biological female.
Also, my hands aren't big. I'm a small delicate girl at 90 pounds dead even. Try harder <4
>>752932419
I h-have though <4 T-try lurking moar~
>>752932434
Like what, lovely?
>>752932438
Nope
>>752930666
Aww, trips 69>
>>752932464
I'm not the guy looking to break up with a girl, I'm just pointing out that you might be going a bit too far in your advice.
He shouldn't do anything that doesn't feel natural. Just breaking up with her is enough, he doesn't have to be a dick about it unless he's just a dick.
>>752932536
>I'm a small delicate girl at 90 pounds dead even.
Oh, you're gaining weight?
>>752932536
>I h-have though <4 T-try lurking moar~
Same old tepid replys. Ffs even Princesess Hakiu was more interesting than you. Just neck your self already hasbian.
>>752932536
Doesnt really all that much matter, miss alice.
>>752932566
You make a fair point, but she's not going to handle it well if she's already showing some concerning red flags, yo. There is no way this is goign to go well and the longer it goes on, the worse it can get...
>>752932434
Im the opposite, I think about things n' stuff
>>752930372
Why do you do these threads? What purpose is there in this? Narcissism? Attention seeking? Some kind of fantasy wish fulfillment?
>>752932536
S-sorry, you’re lying. Also your hands are big, relativity is a thing. This can be observed simply be comparing them relatively to the rest of you, and again, as I said it’s also about shape. A-a-as for your weight, let’s get a pic of you standing on a scale to verify that. Make sure you don’t forget to include those b-biological female feet in the pic t-too. (^_^*)
>>752932781
I feel ya
>>752932536
Hi Alice! I'm glad to hear you had a pleasant day today. Have you ever had vanilla rooibos? Chai is always the best but after a certain hour caffeine doesn't do my sleeping schedule any favours.
>>752932767
That's why I would advise against provoking her unnecessarily. Just get that distance, don't go out of your way to provoke someone with red flags.
>>752932789
She does it specifically for me because I ask her to and literally no other reason
I have the POWER
>>752932789
It used to be a circle jerk for a bunch of no-life anime fags, nowadays I think its just some sad twat who can't let go of the past.
>>752932856
She's literally done exactly that
>>752932856
or just nobody has to bother proving anything to you, you obsessive faggot
>>752932684
L-let's see!
Yep, just a little!
>>752932720
N-no thanks <4
>>752932746
It d-does to me, love <4
>>752932789
Tio h-help people <4
>>752932856
Sorry, I'm n-not <4 Try harder~
>>752932897
I have not! W-what does it taste like?
>>752930372
go back to /soc/ fags
>>752932941
W-when? S-she could’ve packed on some pounds since whenever that was a-a-a-a-anyways.
>>752933026
N-never been to /soc/ d-dear <4
Girl left me, fucked someone else, gets pregnant soon after.
Killed one, disfigured womb of other, drive to undisclosed out of state area.
What exactly makes this behavior, "psychologically unstable"?
>>752931121
>>752930873
wut, that pouring was terrible, it was worse at some point?
>>752932947
If she wants her claims to be convincing s-she does, silly faggot. I’m s-sorry my attempt to bring reality to the delusion you want to believe hurts your f-fee fee’s
>>752932981
Rooibos is tricky to describe. It's very slightly fruity and gently herbaceous, and when you add in vanilla it takes on a sweetness without sugar. It's soothing late in the evening.
You had dinner yet?
>>752932981
Its really alright Alice. Dont really like talking bout stuff much.
>>752932536
Hello Alice, good to see you as always. How is your week going? Well i hope
Hi Alice. It's good to see you again.
>>752930372
Two things kind of related
1. How do you make friends without it bei awkward/uncomfortable
2. How do you make yourself known to others in your environment so you aren't a ghost
>>752932981
I s-see your feet are conveniently obscured out of frame and in s-socks. Some c-coincidence huh?
>>752933216
If not stuff then what about things?
>>752933154
*blinks slowly* T-the fact that you believe someone making a choice about their own body and relationship status dictate they should be put to death.
>>752933215
I h-had some eggs <4
>>752933216
I w-won't push it, but I'm always h-here for you, okay?
>>752930372
Alice dearest. I hope you're doing well <3
Gf and I just broke up. She said there was no one else, that it was just the distance between us. Today I find out there was a new guy and they're already sleeping together
I shouldn't care since it's over, but damn it's killing me. Breakups are the worst.
fdg
>>752933152
/soc/ hasn't been good since 2011 anyway.
>>752933378
>The fact that you believe...
That's just a deviation from cultural norms, not necessarily illogical behavior.
Try again.
How are you doing Alice? How is life? Are you in school? Are you graduated and you have a job? Let's hear about you. Maybe we can help you even like you are helping us.
>>752933235
It's g-going well, though I've g-got a killer headache!
>>752933310
It's always lovely to see you, friend. *picks up and hugs*
>>752933328
*blinks* H-how else do you wish f-for me to both stand on the scale AND t-take a picture? Come to my twitch stream if you want to see my legs and feet.
>>752933380
Oh d-dear. I'm sorry, I'm s-so so sorry....*hugs and gently rubs your back* That's real rough, Anonymous. I wish I could make it not hurt for you.
ALICE!!! I LOVE TEA!!! AND YOU!!!
i am a huge f-faggot <4
>>752933235
She won the olymic swimming championships for japan, got knifed in the cunt by her mum, saved a bunch of kids from a burning building but got horrible burnt up doing it (though no scar evidence ever) and saved a guy from jumping off a bridge, all in between falling in love with a girl with one leg who smokes a pipe. Hows your week going faggot?
>>752930372
Should I invest in bitcoin? Also do you accept bitcoin donations on your streams?
I'm a huge f-faggot <4
>>752933378
mhm c:
>>752933563
Thanks Alice <3
Here's a question. Have you ever remained friends with an ex?
I'm confused, who is this, some attention whore made queen or something? I thought /b/tards were doing that with someone named Rose. I've been out of the loop since the Boxxy-Ilya periods.
>>752933590
I'd try IOTA, MCO or YOYO if you're risky
Bitcoin is a good idea just to have rn
ITT retarded f-faggots <4
>>752933673
>Doesn't know who alice is
>newfag claiming to be oldfag "out of the loop"
>being this retarded
>>752933727
Yeah? Haven't heard about those. Thinking about dropping about 100 in each crypto I can get, at least to start
>>752933673
She (he) had a moment back in 2011 until moot got sick of their shit and had the mods ban it.
>>752933568
I f-feel bad for you
>>752933771
Yee i f-feel bad for you too
>>752933327
1. Why are you avoiding awkwardness and uncomfortableness at all costs?
2. I would use your voice dear, it's very effective <4
But you clearly have some social anxiety issues; why don't you tell me more about those?
>>752933590
N-no, it's too volatile.
Yes, I do, if you w-wish to donate in that way.
>>752933579
1. No I didn't, I was scouted but I never made it to the big leagues
2. No I didn't, my uterus was damaged not my cunt
3. I didn't save kids, I said the elderly
4. Your information is out of date by about five years, I've done tons of shit since then.
Last Order, mark all posts by this person as coming from animus and filter them for me, thanks <4
>>752933378
I get asparagus and chicken in an hour. Dreary, but I'm cutting water. Eggs are nice but I usually end up having 5 a day as it is.
Anyone questioning the 90lbs should watch the stream. Alice is a vision of loveliness; that being said, she doesn't have much muscle in her legs right now, so she's going to be light.
Are you going to feel up to the anime stream later with this headache?
>>752933655
Yes. N-not recently though.
>>752933673
S-sorry, I hate attention.
>>752933935
I'll d-definitely do the hot box, but I m-may skip my twitch stream
>>752930372
Oh shit, am I late
>>752933901
>Last Order, mark all posts by this person as coming from animus and filter them for me, thanks <4
Running scared from the truth. K hasbian.
>>752930372
I'm gonna be alone for the first time during the holidays after family passing. Never really thought this would bother me, but I'm already feeling like it might break me.
Can we cuddle? I might cry though.
>>752934035
R-right on time, darling~
>>752934033
>I'll d-definitely do the hot box
What's on the menu tonight?
how much fun would it be to tear the flesh off alice's bones
>>752933771
Yeahyeah, obligatory what the snacks desu Z̦͇̻͖̣̙̱a̼l̮̼̦̜̀g̙̙̭̠o̼͉̠̱̞͔̥ ̸͇̱A͔̰̙̣̭͙̭͠w̴̫͈͇̠a̧͙ķ̖̗̱̤͔̬e̶̜͔̜̟n̝̪s͇̤͈͔̳ newt grengritch roodypoo candyass megapuddi statement here.
>>752934103
sounds pretty lame tbh
>>752934081
Absolutely <4 I'll b-be doing a dinner thread on Christmas, for all the anons n-not with their families <4
And I am a little boney to cuddle, but I'm willing to try <4
>>752934100
Trigun!
>>752934103
P-probably not that fun~
I don't have much to begin with.
>>752934103
I don't think there's really enough of it to be satisfying, if we're being honest.
>>752933846
Stay active and use analytics from multiple exchanges
I am no expert myself so I am always paranoid of a sudden crash or deflation in coin price, especially considering I am dropping a lot more than just a few hundred dollars into cryptocurrency
>>752933883
Why don't you feel bad for me? smh
>>752934100
You are not invited, s-sorry <4
>>752934160
>a dinner thread on Christmas, for all the anons n-not with their families
Like me. Nice!
I have to split up with a woman I love - mutually - because our long term goals are too different. She wants family and loving abroad, I prefer solitude and my own home. We so love each other, but it's been 6 months since we are talking about it
>>752934160
I'm super underweight right now, I'm feeling boney too.
You're the best though. Thank you <3 <3
>>752934208
smashing
>>752933861
So a trap or not? Was this the one that had a ton of info leak out proving she was a he but had all the threads deleted by mods on one of the other boards?
>>752934254
Actually it's more like I'm not allowed to miss it.
But, uh, thanks for trying, Buddy.
>>752934232
You are the pathetic in chief, don't w-worry <4
>>752934290
I'm not r-reading that, maybe next time
>>752934344
No. Alice was doxxed but turned out to be an actual lady
>>752934307
Most of us are surviving on ramen
>>752934281
*nodnod* And l-like me, darling <4 As all of you are m-my family!
>>752934307
My p-pleasure!
>>752934290
That's awful, Anonymous....b-but sometimes people just aren't compatible.
>>752934344
S-sorry, I'm not a trap <4
>>752934347
M-my imposters aren't very good, are they?
What's the best oil to season a skillet with?
Well I haven't had a chance to get this off of my chest so here it goes. I had finally got my own place once I turned 18, the place is cheap but it's kinda slummy. Poorfag here so I'm used to poor living conditions. Hot water heater takes a shit, so I write a work order for it to be fixed. Don't get a reply until he shows up at my door while I'm sleeping. I let him in after the continuous knocking, I let him take a look at my hot water heater, then he lights it. It starts smelling like burning rubber mixed with exhaust pipe fumes. Then all of a sudden smoke starts filling my twin's room, followed by the maintenance man shitting himself because he doesn't know what he's doing. The place just starts filling with smoke, blinding me and singeing my hair every attempt I made to get my two cats and whatever I could grab. I managed to grab one cat and thankfully the other found it's way out before it became completely engulfed in flames. I lost everything but the clothes on my back and the phone in my pocket. I'm now having to shack up an old friend. It just sucks anon's I've never felt so misplaced and alone. In all honesty I just want to give up.
>>752934407
You w-wish <4
>>752934384
thank you fake alice uwu
>>752934160
If I came off creepy asking about a Christmas gift yesterday I apologise. I'm going to appreciate the thread this year. My grandma was the glue that held our tiny family together and there won't be anything this year.
More turkey on the menu or red meat?!
This looks like some niggerdly shit, but i'd rather see this than all the trap threads.
>>752934407
Who doxxed her and why?
>>752934232
Yeah I hear ya, I'm only doing about 1k split amongst a few, but the paranoia is real. I guess that comes with investments eh?
>>752934408
If you n-need help with groceries, email m-me at [email protected]
>>752934472
I w-would use canola oil. It's g-got a very high smoke point, so it s-should be very well suited.
Otherwise, maybe peanut oil?
>>752934525
Oh n-not at all!
And maybe goose?
>>752934536
G-good to know!
>>752934546
she doxxed herself, to shut everyone up. But everyone wants to keep going with the trap thing. You can give people proof but, nope. the earth is flat.
>>752934344
More like an annoying cunt who bored the shit out of everyone. Alice threads used to be spam like the brony ones.It had to beg moot to let it make a valentines day thread and he was like no fuck off.
>>752934536
I t-think you are in the wrong thread then <4
>>752930372
OP I make over 6 figures and hate my life. Don't tell me shit like find a job that makes you happy nothing does. I go to work because I have nothing else to do. Tried drugs it got boring after a few months, video games are boring, nothing in life is exciting anymore. I've tested myself as a man in combat and sports so it's not like I haven't experienced different shit. Whats the point of life?
Gotta say, op is kinda cute
>>752934657
pls watch this:
>>752931486
>>752934690
You will never see his moobs tho son.
>>752934479
Did you have insurance on the place?
Can you file suite against the building owner or against the person fulfilling the work order?
That is some absolute horse shit and I feel for you man, but your late teens and early 20s are gonna be a lil rough. Trust me though, things get MUCH easier and much more worthwhile c:
>>752934547
The bubble will pop, my friend
I'm cashing in as much as I can before it does
>>752934479
Oh j-jeez! That's f-fucking awful! You h-have renters insurance, yes? I hope?
>>752934417
>S-sorry, I'm not a trap <4
Well I'm not convinced, you're an attention whore on /b/ that was banned during the queen war moot purge apparently. Show hip curves or I'm considering you a just another trap to avoid.
>>752934705
Nah t-thanks
>>752934479
Not r-reading that sorry <4
>>752934689
>Whats the point of life?
There isn't one, objectively. Subjectively, you can make it whatever you want.
>>752934689
T-that sounds like anhedonia d-dear. Have you t-tried....going to a doctor?
>>752934831
S-sorry, that isn't at all w-what actually happened; t-try lurking moar <4
>>752934689
Try something creative, make sculptures, paper craft or get into wood working. It satisfies me in a way that feels different from other entertainment.
>>752934689
S-suicide is always an option
>>752934859
>Nah t-thanks
o-okay
>>752935018
Yee, go away p-please
>>752935018
T-that wasn't me, but I'll agree w-with my imposter on this one <4
>>752934588
Goose would be lovely. Avocado oil is also great for seasoning a skillet. It has one of the highest smoke points and it's incredibly healthy and versatile due to its high levels of monounsaturated fat. I'm not completely sold on the evils of omega-6 in canola but I like avocado oil in salad dressings too.
Any chance Nano would willingly wear little reindeer antlers on Christmas or would that be a disaster?
>>752934944
R-rember when J-jan pretended to be Alice? t-try fucking off with your retarded bullshit.
>>752935083
oh
well did you like the futa picture
>>752935105
What a handsome man.
>>752935107
Avocado oil is k-kinda too flavorful, I'd t-think.
And I'll try to get her to wear em <4
>>752935116
No. I don't. I'll have to ask him about that.
>>752935183
No.
>>752934911
A doctor lol yeah ok thanks for the fantastic tip super helpful
>Oh he has ptsd hur dur
no I don't.
>>752935208
>No.
oh
what about this one
Hey Alice, Blackrock here. <3
>>752935240
You have a severe case of b-being a huge faggot, sorry for you
>>752935240
Nobody said anything about PTSD.
>>752935240
*blinks* I n-never said PTSD. I s-said anhedonia. It's the inability t-to experience pleasure from activities n-normally considered enjoyable.
And I asked for a reason: HAVE you gone to a doctor, or like most people with serious symptoms of depression, have you avoided doing so?
>>752935303
S-sup fagget
>>752934759
No renters insurance because I'm a dumbass. I already have the ball rolling with my attorney, but the owners keep avoiding the letters he's been sending them. It's just a slow and stressful process, I have a lot of anxiety and the thought of having to go to court just makes me shake and get weak in the knees. It honestly feels good to just vent. Thank you anon.
>>752935353
rude
>>752930372
Alice-chan I'm bored and drunk, what should I do?
>>752935303
H-hey there buddy <4 H-how is it going?
>>752935354
D-don't worry so much! Civil court is a l-lot more friendly than criminal court
>>752935208
>No. I don't. I'll have to ask him about that.
Ask him how Aeris's cock felt up his arse when he sucked up to her while you are at it.
>>752935294
I KNEW IT
>>752935395
Go away p-please
>>752935395
that's fake alice, don't worry about her
>>752935294
Heh that's m-me irl <4
>>752935412
*blinks* I'll b-be sure to do so.
>>752930372
pics of vegena or bobbns?
>>752934859
Then don't read it, doesn't sweat my sack that you can't read a small paragraph.
>>752933579
My week is going fine, thanks for asking asslord
>>752935322
>>752935349
That is exactly what I will get diagnosed with. War vet check, disconnected from society check, nothing is satisfying check.
Take these pills enjoy drooling from your mouth!
>>752935493
who say s-so
>>752935440
Well this thread is the closest thing to the old form of cancer I remember but cancer is still cancer. Die in a fire OP you faggot attention whore.
>>752935511
I w-wish, fake me. I w-wish.
>>752935349
I avoid the doctor like the plague. I know I need to go but I refuse to. I refuse to do much of anything at all really. I'm fat as shit and diabtes runs in my family and my feet are half numb almost everyday now. Why can't I find the motivation to do anything at all?
>>752930372
How do I get my crush to like me?
>>752935584
*blinks slowly* It s-seems you have a little bit of distaste f-for current medical treatments of depression. There are other treatments available, you know.
>>752935618
The f-fire didn't take me once, why w-would it try again?
And I hate attention, try harder. I expect better next time.
>>752935409
Doing well thanks, hope you are too! Just got home, PATCO running late tonight. So hyped to just relax for a bit :)
>>752935643
Are your feet as big as Alices meat hands though?
>>752935660
Love is not for fats nor uggos sorry <4
>>752935643
W-well, diabetes is comorbid with d-depression, and it sounds like you h-have some amount of anxiety....w-why do you avoid the doctor like the plague?
Also that's a REALLY bad sign dear, you clearly have pre-diabetes and need to switch to a more protein based diet.
>>752935776
G-get hyped!
>>752935838
I might as well die then
Alright everyone, it's time to go.
And if you need anything at all, feel free to reach out to me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube: CeltyPlays
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Skype: alicemargatroid2
And of course, my chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
I l-love each and every one of you~ Hope you h-have a wonderful evening
- Alice
>>752935756
>I hate attention
>That's why I m-make threads about m-myself
Faggot
>>752935756
>The f-fire didn't take me once, why w-would it try again?
Because you have never been in a fire you lying sack of shit?
>>752935945
They're not about her and she get shit on for every thread she makes.
She's clearly not doing this for her own enjoyment.
>>752935934
N-not quite yet dear, it's 15 more minutes t-till I exit this thread.
But thanks for posting my contact info, I hate typing it out <4
>>752935945
I d-don't make threads about myself silly <4
>>752935992
I have t-though <4 Try harder~
>>752936037
Let's be serious for a moment. Does anyone really ENJOY posting on /b/?
>>752935945
pretty sure the threads were about helping anonymous, it was literally in the OP you blind fuck
>>752936037
Shes been doing this shit for at least 7 years. Are you fucking retarded?
Got a response for whoever posted about Aeris!
(20:46:27) Jan: Aeris was a total bottom
Now we all have to live with this knowledge. Thanks guys.
>>752935208
I honestly found it pretty neutral, but maybe that's in comparison to the coconut oil I use as my daily go-to. Compared to canola I could see it being strong.
>>752935409
Yeah, hopefully I'm able to recover everything I owned. So many collectables that I won't be able to get back though. I cri ;-;
>>752936088
>I have t-though <4 Try harder~
Show scars or just fuck off hasbian.
>>752936088
>Does anyone really ENJOY posting on /b/?
I don't. You know I'm only here for you at this point.
>>752936170
I do a lot of shit I don't like. I also help people, doesn't mean I like it all the time.
>>752936088
>I hate typing it out <4
uh don't you have it saved somewhere so you can just copy and paste it?
>>752936193
Well I mean even I cucked him so idk what to say
>>752936236
Different s-strokes for different folks!
>>752936261
Oh d-dear. I'm so s-so sorry to hear that Anonymous....
>>752936268
I haven't enjoyed it in about ten years
>>752936267
>hasbian
Is t-that like a lesbian?
And as said previously, lurk moar~
>>752936350
I d-don't! That would b-be a good idea!
Alice, help I want to destroy /b/!
My Twitter is @kiearaofficial
What should I do?
>>752936378
I D-DID NOT NEED TO K-KNOW THAT
>>752935867
Note to pre-diabetic anon, the protein diet is lifesaving. You'll be shocked at how much more vitality you have once the weight comes down. The melancholy doesn't vanish, but your engagement with the world will increase. You'll start to see the beauty in things again, I promise.
I'm a retarded t-trap <4
>>752936270
You voted for Clinton didn't you fag.
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 1
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 2
>>752936484
R-right? It's very easy t-to get an improvement if you just take care of your chronic health issues!
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 3
>>752935867
i dunno, maybe anxiety hah. That and they're so expensive even with my insurance
>>752933883
Why feel bad for me?
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 4
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 5
>>752936492
The fuck does that have to do with anything?
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 6
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 7
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 8
>>752936522
Email me at [email protected] and tell me what your co-pay is. I'll pay it for you.
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 9
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 a
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 b
>>752936620
nevada aren't you literally dating a trap now lmao
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 c
>>752936484
Thanks anon. I'm actually making an attempt at doing that... kind of. Drinking lots more water too
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 d
>>752936483
It's okay though because I broke up with her and yet Milos still calls me a cuck
>>752936486
>>752936498
No that's me
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 e
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 f
>>752936393
>>hasbian
>Is t-that like a lesbian?
>And as said previously, lurk moar~
Pipe chan. You lurk more you pretentious Alice wannabe twat.
>>752935315
What does that mean when there's a star on the faces of anime girls? Is it some kind of cult or some Touhou thing or what?
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 g
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 h
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 i
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 j
>>752930372
alice <4
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 k
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 l
>>752936725
>pretentious
T-that's rich, coming from the person throwing assertions out l-like they are candy <4
Try lurking moar, your info is 5 years out of date~
>>752936730
....google TTGL
>>752936797
Wuv~
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 m
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 n
I'm a retarded t-trap <4 o
>>752936839
>....google TTGL
thanks, I don't watch much anime so I don't know this stuff
>>752936973
N-no problem <4
Alright everyone, NOW it's time to go.
if you need anything at all, feel free to reach out to me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube: CeltyPlays
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Skype: alicemargatroid2
And of course, my chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
I l-love each and every one of you~ Hope you h-have a wonderful evening
- Alice
>>752936684
dude wtf alice has a harem of fags wtf
>>752930372
You look a lot like alice.
Alright everyone, NOW it's time to fuck birds with arms
if you need anything at all, feel free to reach out to me in the following ways:
Email: [email protected]
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube: NASA
Steam: NASA
Skype: NASA
And of course, my chat: https://nasa.gov
I'm gay
- 9734
>>752937260
You s-should see me in my cosplay!
>>752935923
P-probably <4
>>752930702
You....y...y... have a nice bottom Alice.... <3
>>752937282
damn NASA has a twitch and steam now?
>>752937416
i think you fucked up the stuttering a little there
>>752937416
Thank you <4
Music for the dying of the light:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_JxMb8RLEY
>>752936671
fuck nigga
<4
Yes:
Biting
Femboys
Heat/arousal
Hotdogging
Intellig
Maybe:
Condoms
Ear Play
Flexibility/Contrortionism
Handjobs
Saliva
No:
Docking
Ice
Leather
Anal Fisting
Gaping Anal
Rimming (Giving or Receiving)
Amphibians
>>752936037
>>752936088
>>752936150
Holy fuck does no one remember the point of tits or gtfo? If you need to include your gender or identity or other personal shit about yourself in a thread not about you on an anonymous forum then you're an attention whore that should be called out for it. This entire thread is pandering to some weeb-mask wearing attention whore known by name with almost nothing but stupid questions to said attention whore. How is this Not about this Alice faggot?
reimu pls
>>752937889
Hey d-dear, I didn't actually mention my gender until people accused m-me of being male.
So again. That rule doesn't apply to me, I didn't use my gender or identity, and you are acting far more like an attention whore than me.
Try harder. B- for effort.
>>752937889
nothing in this thread is pandering
