waifu752913162
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
waifu
>>752913162
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>752928005 YouKnow
nice
>>752928121 Hitagi
i am, im also having hamburgers this week, and i had meatballs last night
https://youtu.be/Yi6EVi4eLzM
>>752927460
Might as well start with something simple: what do ya play? Aside from just cod.
>>752927556
You've sure been productive then lol
>>752928167
Ah that's always good, ya still having fun in the army? Or home for the holidays?
>>752928526
What's your favorite fruit?
Reminder: Adding a sweet component to something does not make it a sweet
Technically anything using tomato could be considered a sweet that way
>>752928652
Cherries or blueberries
>>752928593
>>752925886
>floating
Woah
I was trying to sleep in 3rd period today with that album playing and I felt like I was falling actually. That's kind of a weird coincidence.
That's pretty good, although I kind of wanted it to stay like the first ~1:30
>>752925984
Big sister fetish owo
>>752926215
She's clearly just tapping her you dingo -_-
>>752928652
1) Cherry
2) Paraguayo
3) Watermelon
>>752927619
and to think that that's what he openly shares uwu
what he keeps hidden would likely take therapy to recover from
>>752927684
I suppose you wouldn't do much socializing since it's cold lol
but I think it would get difficult to sleep during the months when the sun is visible for 21 hours of the day
>>752928167
Have a fun time waking up again? :notlikeblob:
>>752928508
I prefer to cut them into slices
>>752928593
It was well.
What about yours?
>>752928572
What you been doing lil nigga?
People call her to mundane to be a waifu but honestly she's all I ever looked for in a girl.
>>752928612
It wasn't a total waste. This weekend ill be working all of it.
>>752928502
>>752927878
Give it
>>752928572
Im going to make burgers tomorrow I thinks.
>>752928852
>>752928612
Minecraft, burnout, silent hill,fear. I love horror games a lot I find them fun. I guess you could say I like to be scared that's why I love Halloween so much
>>752928714
Don't bully me uwu
>>752928762
Can you tie the cherry stem with your tongue?
>>752928803
cc told me akame likes that song, well so do I
I hope her back is ok
>>752928814
God you sounds foreign
>>752928828
I would need to cleanse my eyes :(
>>752928832
It was cold and sleepy. I'm feeling pretty fine now
>>752928840
playing lots of ffxiv, carrying hitagi and holo :^)
>>752929006
do it, burgers are so good
>>752928803
not as good as the sadist fetish uwu
>>752928828
Hey man, I'm used to having messed up cycles
>>752928828
I also like pears
>>752928842
It's a damn shame they turned her into a damsel in distressed in the 2nd part of SAO
>>752929083
>Carrying
Das my boi~
>>752929329
That means you're a bad kisser uwu
>>752929073
how would you cleanse your eyes?
>>752929174
LAV sleep cycle is best cycle
>>752929199
whoa lewd pic
>>752929073
I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue it's not hard lol
>>752929265
Happens when theres a 40 lvl difference
>>752929265
well i am like 3x their level, so im a tiny bit stronger than them
>>752929369
Lol yes lewd just thought of throw some in
>>752929369
Water and soap uwu
>>752929390
I don't know how, my tongue is bad :(
>>752929436
Lol damn that's a huge difference
>>752929504
Make sense, thought ya would be on same level or something. if Destiny 2 wasn't so trash I'd be carrying folks as well
>>752929528
no lewd pics in my christian 4chan
>>752929573
sounds very painful uwu
imagine how bloodshot your eyes would be
>>752929073
I'm not bullying you
>>752929573
Lol just keep trying
Claiming best girl.
>>752929073
i really cant into the majority that album, this song is ok though
Her back is fine
>>752929712
Yeah late start in his server haha
>>752928852
Just remember to have a bit of fun here and there too
>>752929039
Cool, But no resident evil or outlast?
>>752929174
ignored again .... well it was fun talking to ya while it lasted. Would love it if next time could be more ^.^
>>752929764
I hope that's a strawberry
>>752929763
I need someone to help me practice
and I don't have cherries
>>752929782
I like the horns on it
I wouldn't mind a bdsm yui tbh
>>752929755
You are ; - ;
>>752929782
pineapple *burp*
>>752929718
I'm not religious and it wasn't very bad
>>752929712
nah they just made their characters a couple weeks ago, and ive been playing for like 4 years
>>752929764
saya
>>752929360
Wouldn't know, never done it
>>752929073
Com muito orgulho.
>>752929174
The onee-san has red hair and wears glasses my guy
>>752929879
I like the "I took my shirt off in the yard" song
More like BDSM Nodoka
>>752929390
That's impressive. I can unwrap a starburst in my mouth
>>752929436
Now you got me thinking i need to secure a pork T and crock pot,it or,broil it. Im not sure.
>>752929853
It differs per server hm?
>>752929935
Gotcha
>>752929978
saving it for anayaya?
>>752930051
negus
>>752930063
I like the song about his dead wife
idk about that one
>Mio *burp*
W-what Ritsu
>Mio come over *burp* here
W-where are you?
>Over here *burp*
R-ritsu...
>Mio, I turned myself into a *burp* pineapple
W-what... Why?
>Because I can
O-okay
>Mio, I'm a Pineapple
>I'm PINEAPPLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIITSU
>>752929867
Outlast 2 was better than one and resident evil 7 was off the charts. But the evil within 2 was so good too
>>752930197
Yeah
>>752929907
it's a mem
not meant to be taken seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5z7NSTJtqg
>>752929879
It might be.
>>752929935
Donut loli.
Sup?
>>752929879
Lol someone can't exactly help you
>>752930197
which one is that
Nodoka is like my third or fourth favorite K-On uwu
>>752930077
Yeah I dont want to spend monies to character transfer.
>>752929265
Yeah totally, the anime itself wasn't that good from the start but I kept watching it for her.
>>752929369
more like
best crashes ResidentSleeper
>>752930063
yeah but.. Sadist my guy..
Also discount shimakaze who has a dick uwu
>>752930077
they've both played before but it was a long time ago, so rather than jumping back on their old characters they made new ones on my server
>>752930295
been playing through sc2 campaign again, its still good
>>752930269
That's cute
What are you up to, duke?
>>752930295
She can feed me those
>>752930374
Sadly
>>752930447
All of them uwu
Yui > rest
>>752930066
Lol it gets old when you do it so many times though
>>752929879
Sorry...
>>752930557
Destiny 2 with Foulaw
>>752930289
So lewds are ok
>>752930481
Wtf transferring costs money? Fuck that jew shit
>>752930533
How fun
>>752930557
Sorry lol
>>752930533
"Good"
Did you try Paradox or Total War games yet?
>>752930557
Mine. Keep away.
>>752930557
I see
Yui is mid-tier
Isn't Nanachi the current best waifu?
>>752930809
EXACTLY!
>>752930809
ye
>>752930909
no, and i dont plan to
>>752930600
it's fine
>>752930687
That's good :)
I wish there was something I could do with him
>>752930885
it's fine
>>752930909
I'm just after the strawberry
>>752930929
She's top tier
>>752930563
Some peoole say the same thing about a gun run. But to me it gets more impressive every single time.
>>752929867
Ill be having a good time. I just will be working as well
>>752931087
Why not? You should! Total War: Warhammer and Stellaris are amazing.
>>752931093
It might not be a strawberry.
>>752930506
I keep forgetting to reply back the first time
She's cute but the redhead is just better my dude
I thought you all were joking about that being a trap uwu
>>752931093
She'd be a good friend to have but idk about a good love interest
>>752931093
I don't know what you could do
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>752931424
Well I tried watching a movie with him before he left. I was overthinking it and just being really annoying (sorry for that), I would like to give that another try with him but idk not really up to me
>>752931327
I don't think any k on would be a good love interest
>>752931263
I can take the risk
>>752931756
please don't tell me you fuck cats
>>752931756
nope, just posting a random image
>>752931179
It's kind of like driving at first it's exciting then it just isn't anymore
>>752931017
Damn jews, Hitler was right..
>>752931087
I need a damn pc to play that
What is the goal of the waifu threads anyway? It seems like a closed off discussions where others can't really join in.
>>752931327
I'm easily forgotten uwu
you only like her because of her hair my guy
I wasn't uwu. He's pretty narcissistic too, like irl traps smh
>>752932149
join in faggot
>>752931670
Literally any of them besides Yui would be fine
>>752931263
too much shit to play already
>>752931903
lawyers still sitting on their thumbs?
>>752932252
idk about that one
I never know what you guys are talking about in these threads but this is my waifu
Anyone pick Haru from gingitsune yet?
She seems to have many of the qualities people want in a waifu.
>>752932314
Play one of those instead of SC2.
>>752931670
No.
>>752932387
nice waifu
>>752931902
Nice utters
>>752931903
Thsts a possibility
>>752932387
Who is this purple hair lady
>>752932387
Pretty much small talk among regulars, with the odd actual waifu discussion that takes place. It's comfy enough if you stick around. Nice waifu.
>>752932248
nigger
I mean I haven't seen that show and I don't really want to so that's pretty much all I have to base her off of
He wants to be an idol :nauseated_face:
>>752932323
Elaborate
>>752932387
Hifumi a cute
>>752931903
I mean is a possibility
>>752932314
But the total war series is great
>>752932387
Cute
>>752932468
please dont tell me you fuck squirrel looking polar foxes
Ino claimed
>>752932565
>>752932647
>>752932705
>>752932732
>>752932850
She is very cute, I loved her as soon as I saw her. I only recently started watching anime though
>>752933039
Oh no, just don't heresy uwu
>>752932732
idk not really in the mood
>>752932732
I'm not black uwu
hey buddy, it's either that or inheriting the family farm
>>752932877
Everyone likes arctic foxes, thus it is best to have a waifu with those qualities.
>>752932498
nah im good
>>752932850
too expensive
>>752933147
Farms are great..
>>752932314
Yep..
>>752932850
I believe it
Is a headache a symptom of sleep deprivation?
>>752931670
Dunno
>>752933039
Ive never seen it, what are your favorite qualities she has?
>>752933114
Rory has the right idea for this evening.
>>752933222
I bought the older ones.
>>752933297
Das all we could do is believe in a future we could have had.
>>752933313
Yes I get headaches from that sometimes.
>>752933039
>just started watching anime
Better late than never, especially with how easy it is to access/find new stuff versus back in the old days. I'm not familiar with Hifumi, but what's she like aside from appearance?
>>752933318
Any way I could ask him? Well that's if he even wants to talk. It takes me a lot of restraint not to bug him. I want him to have his space if he needs it, but I do miss him a lot
>>752933479
You would need to ask him if he comes to thread again
>>752933297
need to go stick something bigger up their asses, preferably a foot
>>752933397
eh i already own sc2, so i see no reason why not to just play it
>>752933231
not in this day and age my dude
they either suffer or get eaten up by bigger corporations
>>752933313
yes, for me the first symptom of sleep deprivation is when my motor skills are off though
>>752933567
When I do see him on, I don't talk to him. But if I see him I guess I will. I hope he's fine. I'm really glad you keep him company, you're such a great person :)
>>752933222
>Chucked
Could always be better.
If Shinobu gave you a donut would you eat it or let her eat it?
>>752933397
People called papa trump hitler, I don't see that fat fuck killing jews.
>>752933611
Gimme a giant club from dark souls, I'll shove that far up their arses
>>752933613
Lol I'm not a dude but ok and I love animals so I guess I'm looking at it just based on that
>>752933397
Maybe that would explain why I suffer so many headaches...
>>752933613
I've almost passed out during morning classes multiple times
>>752933147
I'd rather be an idol then uwu
>>752933089
Ok :(
>>752933397
>>752933410
She's really shy but still tries to be nice with others and that type of stuff. I find it really cute
Anyone pick Kyubey?
CLAIMING THICCEST WAIFU.
WHERE THE DUDES AT
>>752933039
Well welcome to hell. Bottled water is over there however its slightly above room temperature. Please list all pluses of you're Waifu and explain why she is so great
>>752932850
Are you grilling while gaming and posting while drunk???
>>752933611
I cant argue with that logic
>>752933992
Yeah it happens friendo
>>752934058
Das really nice
>>752934108
I mean I stopped the game, cracked another beer and am cooking
>>752933744
meh, we'd split it
>>752933816
try a smelter hammer
>>752933674
That's your choice
>>752934243
You mean giant cheeto?
I sleep
>>752933920
You're on 4chan, my guy
>>752933992
micro-sleep while driving is also a good meme
get more sleep if you can
>>752934013
nice scarf uwu
>>752934223
>koume crab
Ok ok three things isn't bad
>>752934419
I would fuck up a giant cheeto right now...
>>752934453
Cute butt
>>752934058
Good qualities in a waifu. Mine is a bit cold around those she doesn't know well, but a good cook, physically fit, and pilots a nice mech to boot.
>>752934223
>cooking
What's on the menu this evening?
>>752934483
Yes comrade I know this lol I'm a female buddy and yes I'm on 4chan I got that but thank you for reminding me my friend
>>752934554
I could go for some hot cheetos
>>752934331
I will now. I was hoping you could ask him if he doesn't come around threads anymore, thought he did. But I don't want to bother you so whatever. I'm glad he's around still since you play games with him or whatever.
>>752934483
slep comf and sweet dreams
>>752933147
>I'm not black uwu
Nice try uwu
>>752934554
She's uber gorgeous
>>752934544
Nah its not bad
>>752934574
Pork tenderloin and rice
>>752934650
It does sound tastey
>>752934223
well holo disappeared so rip doing that trial tonight
>>752934419
ye
>>752934223
I'll still blame caffeine withdrawal and down an energy drink in the morning
>>752934483
I try, but I still have trouble sleeping at night
>>752934625
>original
At least there's a lot of that particular one
>>752934662
I'm not asking him for certain reasons
>>752934625
>I'm a female
top kek
>>752934882
Could go get some but Im so sleepy
>>752934888
Such a fun weapon
>Trips
>>752934992
I understand. Really though thank you so much for being his friend. I'm gonna lay down for a bit, take care :)
>>752934888
I just got done cooking....
>>752934894
That will do it too friendo, try and get some sleep when you get a chance though it will help
>>752935051
My ass isnt driving anywhere this drunk for some chetoes
>>752933397
Rory always has the right idea
I'm >>752933039
Can you guys recommend some good animes? I've only watched
>Miss kobayashi's dragon maid
>YuruYuri
>Blend S
>New Game!
And some others
I really enjoyed all of them but feel like I'm just watching the same type of anime. Ive tried watching some of the "classic" ones and couldn't get myself to watch because of the art style being old
Also I don't like seeing guys in animes for some reason unless they appear very little
>I'm lost, help
>>752935194
Night
>>752935256
What you drinking nigga?
>>752935051
getting 99 str and power stancing them is easily the funniest thing ive ever done in dark souls
>>752935256
he mentioned crying in a ball with scotch and logged out ;-;
>>752935361
Never tried it but that sounds like a fun idea, usually I've just done dual shields or vanquisher seal for fisty fists when I co-op
>>752934992
Huh?
>>752935266
Flip Flappers
>>752935025
It's pointless taking to you
>>752934554
Giant cheetos were a thing when I worked in Frito Lay's labs- the original ones were the size of large ping pong balls before they reduced the size and sent them to test in the market. Flamin hot ones were awesome.
>>752934882
Pork tendie and honey garlic sauce with rice and some vegs here. Great minds think alike.
>>752935266
A lot of it depends on the genres you like, comedy is always amusing for me- Cromartie High School if you like something more dry, Pani Poni Dash is rapid fire humor, Excel Saga is the same, but with a lot more anime references (and a bit older). Genshiken is also great, but not recommended for folks new to anime since a lot of the humor is about poking fun at anime fans.
I'm also a sucker for robots/mecha and fantasy anime. What kind of movies or shows do you enjoy? That would give you a decent starting point for recommendations.
>>752935262
Normally not always.
>>752935266
Lemme think...
>>752935345
Whiskey and now moved over to beer.
>>752935361
Wat? 0-o
>>752935702
I need a drink
>>752934243
Nice choice!
How about Gatomon? she also has all of the important waifu qualities.
>>752935702
Damn, going ham on the drinks huh?
>>752935525
just holding 2 of them at once was hilarious
>>752935702
idk
>>752936053
What was her mega form?
>>752935651
I'll check it out it looks fun, thanks!
>>752935682
I'll look into those, thanks! I like war movies or something suspenseful so I'll try to find something along those lines, good idea
>>752936302
Hey there how are you
>>752935682
That sounds amazing, ping pong sized cheetos... I did a garlic powder thyme and cumin rub on mine and it came out really good I was questioning it to be honest.
>>752935839
You should get one!
>>752936090
Just enough to stay drunk all day...
>>752936155
I should have stayed on longer...
>>752936155
Consolefags must be retarded, I get messages asking how I do so much damage with only bare hands and how I powerstands bare hands
>>752936248
Oh what's this? Cute Ako
>>752936449
Damn, something happened?
>>752936449
i guess
>>752936581
of course consolefags are retarded, they're consolefags :^)
>>752936155
cute ears
>>752936449
I definitely should it's a perfect time for it too. Would definitely help my day too
>>752936449
They used to come in a 6 pack for the huge ones, then they just plopped them in a bag for the final product. Garlic powder and cumin are a great combo, if you want some spice (mild), swap the thyme for black pepper, or red chili flakes (hot). Might give that thyme a spin though, never thought to use it in rubs like that.
>>752936302
I'd say ask around in /a/ or elsewhere too, if you want to ruin a good day and feel depressed watching something in a war setting, Grave of the Fireflies. The feels are real.
>>752935256
>See previous statement about not being able to sleep well
>>752936581
Thank you I have two more of her
>>752936719
I'm not retarded and I play cowbunga black cocks 3
>>752936881
Don't have a whole folder of her? Damn
>>752936923
Sorry lol I wish
>>752936719
Nah something came up, talking to him now. Dont worry about it.
>>752936581
No, I just like booze.
>>752936758
It is a fine day for it.
>>752936808
I am a little strange that way and like to experement with spices. Keeps things interesting and I will try that next time.
>>752936879
Ah and that is part of why I drink...
>>752936879
I know how it feels not to sleep it sucks
>>752936368
Im alright how about you?
>>752936808
I tried in /a/ and they just told me to fuck off, I'll check that one out, I like feeling feels, thanks
>>752937026
Dedicate some time for your waifu bruh
>>752937083
Gotcha gotcha, just wanna get fucked up, I feel ya lol I might do the same later
>>752937083
Plus it's nice outside so I can drink on my porch
>>752936923
you set me up for that joke tho
>>752937083
yea he just logged back in
>>752937131
Pretty good weather's nice I'm sitting on my porch petting the outside cats :3
>>752936881
Holy oatmeal Batman.....this is thicc
>>752937083
Sleep is what people who cant stay up and drink do
>>752937131
Just keep talking and youll fit right in
>>752937197
First off I'm a girl lol and I don't really have one specific girl I like
>>752937083
I can't drink though, I can't even drown my sorrow
>>752937127
I think I've gotten used to getting few hours of sleep
>>752937633
I was referring to the others you nincompoop
>>752937783
Why does that matter? You don't pick waifu, waifu picks you
>YouKnow
>>752937131
I guess us /b/astards might be of more help then, hang around if you feel like doing so. There's probably some other regulars who could give their own recommendations too. I watched a lot of older stuff since I started watching back in the early 2000s, so I'm more partial to that since it's hard to find the time to watch a ton of more recent stuff.
>>752937083
Heck yeah, sometimes you find the best combos unintentionally, or by doing something a bit more unorthodox.
I'm sure you've come across BBQ rubs for pork shoulders and briskets- those can get pretty interesting with the stuff used.
>Houki
>>752937712
Lol
