HELP! My dorm room is being inspected and I have to make my fridge disappear because it's not allowed: what do I do???
That is a pic of the fridge for size
PLZ I could get in a lot of trouble if they find this fridge.
>>752873680
OP is there a trash shoot that leads to a base floor large dumpster?
if so leave it there behind dumpster its unlikely to disappear in 2-3 hours.
>>752873889
There isn't. Also the fridge is very heavy. I paid a builder 20 quid to sneak it in for me and there's no way I can get it out
>>752873680
how much time you got?
>>752874024
It could be today, it could be friday. It's some time between now and then
>>752874067
Why bring a fridge you knew would get taken away?
Surely a diabetic person couldn't live without a fridge for their meds?
>>752874184
I didn't think they'd come knocking for it like it was anne frank
>>752874198
They have fridges available for medicinal purposes.
>>752874067
as a last resort I would find a cardboard box it will fit into, write in big letters on the side "clothes" or something, stack a whole bunch of clothes on top of it (inside the box and outside)
>>752874260
That could work...
>>752874340
>>752874260
I've searched through amazon and none of the boxes are big enough. The biggest ones are also like two weeks from delivery.
>>752873680
take out all the foods, turn it into a cupboard for books
Cover it up or put it in a closet
if you had time, you could make a fake set of drawers that wouldn't open, but could slide over the top of the fridge, be pretty easy to make if you had some woodworking skills
>>752873680
if it's actually a marshall lookalike and you happen to have a guitar or two, put any musical equipment you have next to and in front of it, just as if it were a real amp.
if you don't own any instruments, go buy a tablecloth and drape it over the fridge, then put it next to your bed with a lamp, alarm clock, or other items to make it look like a nightstand.
also make sure it's unplugged when they come knocking to inspect, or the noise might tip them off.
>>752873680
Hide it in your ass.
>>752874388
Go to a uhaul...
>>752874388
Go to a store and ask if they have boxes. Or go to a moving store/uhaul rental and buy some large ones. Boxes are not something you order online.
>>752874388
Go outside to a shop that sells fridges, ask for a box.
Or
Wrap the fridge in wrapping paper and slap on a bow.
>>752874388
go to a local supermarket or or retail place, ask them nicely. if you're smart about it you could make a smaller box fit around it by cutting it up
>>752873680
Make put a label with something fucking ridiculous, like clown costumes. It will confuse the inspector i think
>>752874543
>Wrap the fridge in wrapping paper and slap on a bow
i like this
Give me a pic of your dorm ill find a spot
>>752873680
Listen my guy Chad the engineer is here to help you. Heres what youre going to do. you want your RA to piss off? fill your room with naked people and claim its for religious purposes.
Unplug it and claim you're using it as a cabinet.
source: British and own a TV
unplug it, place it under bed, say you are selling on craigslist, you found it and cleaned it up
>>752874543
>Wrap the fridge in wrapping paper and slap on a bow.
>>752874658
kek
Do you live near an ikea? What you need is a drawer cart. It is a small cart with drawers that pull out to store things. It is a cheap and common dorm accessory. What you need is one with opaque windows. You can hot glue the drawers closed and cut off the front. Use it as a facade to cover your fridge. Put the whole thing under a desk to hide the back and sides. I'd recommend the 4 foot tall drawers made of faux rattan. They are like $30.
>>752874401
But then I have no room for my drinks and they will start asking questions about where I keep them
Hang it out the window on a rope. Pull it back up after inspection.
>>752874631
It could work but the fridge is very heavy, How could I wrap underneath it? If I don't they'll see I'vee just wrapped a fridge.
>>752874834
The window is too small for me to jump from, let alone for the fridge to hang from..
>>752874631
>>752874543
OP this is genius do it
>>752874791
just put the drinks in your car. You aren't too much of a pussy to carry the drinks at least.
>>752874791
better start drinking
>>752874895
If I had a car I'd just pay another builder to carry the fridge to my car
>>752874836
how soy are you? i can literally lift a full size fridge on my own with a hand cart, a small one is fuckin nothing
>>752874476
The problem is the cable doesn;t go in so it's clearly non functioning. Also the top down shows it has a door which amps normally do not
>>752874836
>It could work but the fridge is very heavy, How could I wrap underneath it? If I don't they'll see I'vee just wrapped a fridge.
how fucking weak are you, dude?
if you can't hold the thing for 5 seconds to slide some wrapping paper underneath, just tip it slightly and try your hardest to get most of the bottom.
>>752875066
The drinks weight it down
>>752875103
Ok but then they ask me what the big buzzing present in the corner is??
>>752874836
Fucking tard. Go the gym for 8 months, gomad, squats n oats, functional strength.
Or
Empty it first
They really let you in to uni? Tits or gtfo
>>752875110
take the drinks out?
hello?
>>752874768
Just linking my own comment for attention. I think it has the highest chance of success of any idea in this thread. On casual inspection it'd look just like common, cheap, ikea storage.
Or if you want to get lazy with it just put the sides of these over the front.
http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/0109183_PE258821_S3.JPG
alternatively if you have a secondhand store just buy a wood filing cabinet and take the front off.
https://www.amazon.com/Essentials-3-Drawer-41092-Nexera-American/dp/B00V85TECG
>>752875074
I know nothing about guitars so this looks functional to me
>>752874682 <---- Also this
>>752875137
unplug it when they knock, you fucking retard.
>>752875192
The fridge is far too big to fit under my bed: it is nearly 75cm long
>>752875066
OP is british. He can probably lift a max of ~40 with all of his strength.
>>752875222
UNplugging it doesn't make it stop being a fridge you retard
>>752873680
stick it up your ass, bitch
>>752875270
at least he won't have to chase it
>>752875074
wait, it's an actual amp fridge? are you serious? why the fuck are we coming up with ideas then? hide in plain sight
>>752875272
I have too much up there already, there is no room, especially not for a fridge of this size
>>752875270
it stops it from buzzing, you fucking autist.
>>752875074
Any facade idea will require a proper setting. Either under a desk or between a desk and a wall. To hide the door cover the top. A piece of masonite will work. Then scatter some textbooks and papers and it will look natural.
>>752875354
Great so they take my fridge and my drinks get warm, good job moron
>>752875402
Do you live in a hallway? Why not just make friends with somebody across the hall. Have them take the fridge when they inspect your room. Afterward move it back once they are busy inspecting the next room.
>>752875458
they might steal his drinks though
>>752873680
3 choices op: go to a supermarket and get a large cardboard box, put the fridge inside then cover it with a buch of stinky clothes, like very, very stinky, followed by rotting food and then a black plastic bag to cover the fridge. I haven't heard of a low paid person who is willing to get that dirty over inspecting a box
The second option is to dissasamble it, then throw the parts all over the room, hide some and if asked, tell them you're learning how to repair those things and you're practicing
the third option is best described in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCQ3jv9wVhw
>>752875380
I do not have the sort of space to work with. THe problem is they side of the frige is clearly not an amp
>>752875270
If it doesn't stop being a fridge then why does the ice melt when you unplug it?
there is no way this isn't a troll, nobody can be this dumb
>>752875433
Lol who keeps making these. I saw one that was wearing a helmet that was pretty funny.
immediately offer whoever comes to inspect your place sex. just take your pants off and present your anus. drop down on your hands and knees immediately once they come in and don't say anything.
it'll all work out.
>>752875515
>>752875458
Probably
It is too late for that: I hear knocking already down the hall
>>752875557
here ya go.
>>752875158
>They really let you in to uni?
Probably for the sake of diversity.
>>752873680
Use no more nails and duck tape and stick it the ceiling, it's the last place they will look
>>752875074
Get a spare/cheap/broken cable and cut most of the plug off so it can sit right in the jack, if you're that concerned. Or just leave it unplugged- hide the cable and say you left it somewhere if they ask.
Pile some crap over the top and cover the sides to make it less obvious that it's a fridge. Clothing might be simplest, drooping over the sides.
That's all assuming this sort of novelty fridge isn't common wherever you live. if it is they'll spot it immediately.
>>752875402
You can keep drinks cold in an unplugged fridge for up to 48 hours if you fill it with ice. It effectively becomes a cooler. You just need to buy a bag of ice.
>>752875549
NOT HELPFUL. They will take my fridge if you don't give me a useful answer
>>752875545
>>752875629
The fridge is slightly damaged, it is able to produce or maintain ice
>>752875594
Do you have to be present for the inspection? Stay in the hallway until they go into a different room. Then take the fridge out and move it up one floor or into a stairwell. Move it back when they go into the next room.
>>752875594
put a sheet on it and some other stuff on top of that
>>752875692
NOT able
>>752875705
I do not have to be, but I have classes: They also inspect randomly, they might do my neigbhour now and me tomorrow
>>752875537
>they side of the frige is clearly not an amp
Hang a towel on it. Or a shirt. Or mount a poster. If you don't have a poster tear off some pages from a textbook and tape them on.
>>752875589
Alternatively just offer them a frost cold beverage.
>>752875632
There have been plenty of good ideas in this thread jackass. Think in solutions, not in fucking problems.
>>752875632
>>752875537
>>752875074
listen here, you little shit.
throw a blanket and a pillow next to the obviously blank side of the amp. bunch them up like a lazy college student who doesn't make their bed.
plug your cable back in and set the guitar in front of it. I really doubt they're going to look that hard at the jack.
AND UNPLUG IT.
Just cover it with clothes and sheets, if they ask what is under it claim it is a stack of ‘very’ hardcore porn and you are embarrassed about it. Sounds horrid and embarrassing but fuck who cares, it is pretty unlikely they will make you prove it is porno
>>752875761
Just fucking put a big cloth over it. Add a flower and some other shit. Now you got a table. They gonna check there as well?
And wtf why can't you have a fridge to start with?
>>752875692
Then just throw it out. Buy a new working fridge. They will never suspect you cause they saw you throw the old fridge out.
>>752873680
why isn't fridge allowed in dorms anyway?
ATTEMPT 1
Is this ok??
>>752875750
Skip classes. Or roll the fridge into a room that has already been inspected.
>>752875924
THAT'S MY FUCKING BOY, RIGHT THERE.
>>752875932
This particular fridge does not have wheels
>>752875924
Can see the door thingy on the left. Have some clothes hang over on the front. Also add something smelly so they won't touch it.
>>752875856
A lot of dorms are old with shitass electrical wiring, so they'll make rules about appliances that aren't allowed.
The place I went to only allowed one kind of microwave, which was attached to a mini-fridge and would shut off the fridge when the microwave was on. And, of course, there was a company there ready to rent one to you when you moved in.
>>752873972
>20 quid
are you harry potter? isnt that harry potter currency?
>>752875831
The real problem is what kind of jack ass brings an electric guitar into the dorm. Here you are trying to sleep or study and some faggot is playing shitty fucking wonderwall.
>>752875924
That's obviously a fridge door on top, but it looks pretty good
>>752875984
thats quidditch you mongoloid
>>752876008
My neigbhours like me to lull them to sleep with wonderwall
>>752875980
This. Make sure the gap behind the door is covered.
>>752875984
Potter is a weakling. OP is a weakling. Potter lurks /b/ confirmed.
>>752875924
This looks excellent as is. Maybe something else to on the side where the guitar is just to cover and handles?
Throw a blanket over it
>>752875888
>why isn't fridge allowed in dorms anyway?
Fridges use a heat pump to operate. This process requires coils that are cold enough to condense moisture from the air. Usually into a drip pan, or sometimes freezing around cold parts. This creates a risk of water damage. Sometimes enough to void insurance policies.
More often they just want you to pay $150 a year to rent a fridge from them.
>>752875981
Yeah... he can't use a fridge. But a huge ass bass thingy is okay xD
>>752876101
>>752876058
>>752876032
>>752875980
>>752873680
To be honest, I don't know if you have woods or not near your dorms, but bring it out in the woods for now. I use to hide stuff there all the time. Also ask some friends, see if any of them live off campus and see if you can store it at their place.
>>752876194
Better! Now put a pair of used underwear where they would need to touch to find the door and you'r golden!
UPDATE
Just spoke to a neighbour, we're not allowed extension leads
WHAT THE FUCK ?? Ideas???
>>752876194
Yeah boy! That looks really good. Now you can stop being a such a pussy.
>>752876133
oh
well... that's not so expensive
>>752876256
>we're not allowed extension leads
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAA
>>752876256
kek
>>752876194
Yeah that'll probably do it OP, but it needs to be turned off when they come in to inspect.
If you give another 'but my drinks will get cold' excuse then you are a fucking retard and deserve to get caught
>>752874791
theres nothing behind those drinks, there are only like 17 drinks faggot, bur them somewhere
>>752876256
Unplug and throw them in a backpack.
>>752876194
Be sure to come back after inspection and report
Also, pray they don't ask you to play anything
>>752876334
I wish my drinks would get cold. Unfortunately that will make them warm. I guess I can put them in the community fridge but they'll probably get stolen
>>752876256
How many outlets do you get, and are they close enough to your shit? Just hide the power strips and leave most of it unplugged on your desk or whatever, and complain about having to swap plugs.
>>752876367
I'll play them wonderwall on my acoustic
>>752876378
Or just endure for the time... I mean, we all has to sacrifice something at times.
>>752876256
Holy fucking shit why the fuck are there so many cables for a computer, monitor and fridge at uni??!?!
At any rate, just start unplugging and hiding, keep only the core parts alive
>>752876397
I have like four under my desk, but all my speakers and shit need the cables
>>752876256
>put extensions in fridge
>???
>profit
>>752873680
Unplug, clean it out, fill it with sex toys and BDSM shit.
>Inspector opens door then quickly closes it.
>Nopes the fuck out of there.
>>752876256
Jesus OP why the fuck do you need so many cables? My uni room has max 5 things plugged in
>>752876418
My speakrs and shit need power too
>>752876450
I need the extension leads otherwise I run out of plugs to plug my extension leads into
>>752875594
Unplug it and tie up the cable, open door and let it get hot. When they come knocking close door and put guitar next to it. If they see its not a real marshall, say you found it cheap online and just store it unplugged untill your parents can come and take it home. Its a collectors edition ++ and other bullshit.
>>752876378
how long is this inspection? 20 minutes tops?
I guarantee if you unplug a mini fridge for less than an hour, your drinks will still be cold when you plug it back in.
stop being a tosser.
>>752876378
Just leave them out of your fridge but in your room? Given that you could potentially get a big fucking fine by the uni for this, trying to keep your drinks warm should be the least of your problems. I've never seen someone care so much about something so meaningless.
>>752874791
We gettin trolled. Look what this fag had in his fridge that’s to big for a box kek first off the pic with the fridge transformed into amp is def way bigger then op’s shit . So the fags worried about his 17cans of monster and what looks a bottle of soda and a bottle of jizz. Wrap that fag shit in Christmas wrapping paper, could even put cardboard slabs on all sides and then wrap with wrapping paper . Gives illusion it’s a box wrapped for Xmas and it helps with the omg how do I wrap the bottom or make it look wrapped. Fuckall fuckface , out.
>>752876558
MOVE PASSED THE FRIDGE
The cables are the real issue now
>>752876450
My uni room has only 2 things plugged in. Charger for laptop and a fridge.
>>752873680
turn it into a side table by throwing a blanket, quilt or whatever on it, then put a lamp and maybe a few books on it for good measure
>>752876583
>>752876615
MOVE PAST THE FRIDGE
IT looks like an amp now.
HELP with the cables
The silver one is stuck to the wall, the other one I can move.
If I unplug the cables, there's still all the appliacnes they go to which they'll maybe be suspicious about.
inb4 "help, i forgot they actually don't allow amps either"
>>752876653
If you're not going to turn the fridge off when they come to inspect then we're not done with the it.
People have extension leads all the time in uni, but a big fuck-off fridge? I have never heard of someone actually doing that. You will get fined a lot.
>>752876851
MOVE PAST THE FRIDGE
fridge is resolved
extension leads are banned for fire hazard or some dumb shit.
>>752876844
AMps I don't know, but they DO NOT ALLOW extension leads and I have a lot
>>752876429
Second suggestion.
Unplug, tuck cord away, take off door. (you can stow a door somewhere right?) Let it warm up. Put stuff in it, transform it into an art project night stand.
>>752876964
MOVE PAST THE FRIDGE
cables are the problem now
>>752877034
Put cables in fridge and turn it into an art project
>>752876912
>>752876953
they might be on to something.
you have, presumably, 9 things plugged into one outlet, with the cables all draped haphazardly across each other.
there isn't much to do but unplug everything and hide what cables you can. what kind of magic solution are you looking for here?
>>752876256
Lmao
>>752877077
The extension cable is stuck to the wall
>>752877101
If I knew what the solution i was looking for was, I woulnd't be looking for it
>>752877101
>>752877119
The grey lead is attached to the wall
what happened with the fridge? did it fit in your ass OP?
>>752877119
Is it glued? Pull it off.
Is it screwed to the wall? If you've got no screwdriver then you are screwed.
>>752877188
I do not know how it is attached: probably glue or cement or something.
If I pull it off won't it fuck up the paint? Don't wanna get find that's the whole point
>>752877187
Yeah, he found space for his fridge in his ass after taking out 27 cans of energy drink out of his ass and storing them in fridge
>>752877187
>>752876194
Hidden in plain sight, move past it
Help me with these cables now
>>752873680
>unplugg it and hide plug
>hide food and snacksor throw it away
>stuff it with clothes
if they ask tell them its a closet
>>752877240
Then let them take the gray one. If they can.
And buy new one if they succeed with removal.
>>752877302
MOVE PAST THE FRIDGE PLEASE, IT IS RESOLVED
help with the cable now
>>752877344
cut it
>>752877306
Then they will fine me for having a huge extension lead and for the damage in removing it.
I won't be able to pay the fine after last week..
>>752877344
At least you got some dubs. Life isn't so bad.
>>752873680
Let me guess, muh land of the free?
>>752877240
At this point I feel justified in saying that you're fucking retarded.
Just thought you should know.
>>752877034
-1 for not thinking they would inspect your room for this shit.
In my day power strips were frowned upon but informally permitted if they were overload protected and you only had one.
And don't ever have them chained.
>>752874259
this. put some insulin in it and claim you got diabetus.
>>752877377
>after last week..
What do you mean?
>>752875924
Well fuck, i didnt even know these fucking things existed, literally fucking buying one right now as my little studio fridge for beers/mixers
around £300, expensive for a bit of a gimmick but its not stupidly expensive.
>>752877384
It's ranging from 3 am to 6 am here in the us, probably not getting inspected in that time frame
>>752877384
Might be in europe too. I mean, I am not allowed to smoke in my dorm room. So I was forced to start vaping. I kinda wish I stayed and studied in Russia.
>>752877441
Anybody know how quiet these things are when the compressor kicks in, or are they just a little peizo electric thing?
I'd have to switch the fucker off if its noisy when im tracking/mixing.
>>752877410
I spent all my money on some energy drinks
>>752877504
If you're listening for it you'll hear it in a small room: You may find its too loud for sensitive equipment even though its relatively quiet
>>752877441
Would you like to buy mine? you can have it for 200 if you come pick it up now.
>>752877524
I can relate. I spent all of my money on vodka.
Cover it with something and put some chill music to cover the buzzing.
>>752877384
definitely a brit.
calls them builders instead of handymen or movers.
calls them extension leads instead of surge protectors or power strips.
spells neighbor with a u.
pays with quid instead of bucks.
OP you fucking FAGGOT
Why the fuck aren't you allowed to have a fucking fridge? You fucking FAGGOT?
Jews did 9/11. Where the fuck are you attending (((university))) you fucking NIGGER
>>752877700
The United cuckdom
I want to believe
>>752876397
This worked for me.
>>752877757
plsss
>>752877700
holy shit, dude, be careful.
you wouldn't want to cut anyone with all that E D G E.
>>752877764
Extension lead is attached to the wall. I don’t know how I just letthe builder who carried my fridge do it
>>752877778
>>752877777
fuuuuck so close
>>752877757
>>752877778
It is real I’ll screen shot the email, give me a minute
>>752877643
My record player and speakers are attached to the extension lead which I’m not allowed to have
>>752873680
why don't u disguise it as an amp
nah but serious put a wood panel around it and a vase wala
>>752877933
MOVE PAST THE FRIDGE
it is now disguised as an amp,
The new problem is the extension leads
>>752877240
Fixed to the wall but you don't know how? WTF? did you install this thing or not? If you didn't install it then what is the problem?
>>752877962
The builder i paid to carry my fridge did it for me.
Why the fuck can't you have a Fridge in the first place
New plan
Have a medical emergency when the guy comes knocking, so you get taken to the hospital and they forget about/don't notice your code violations
OP just carry the fridge outside and hide it behind your dumpster then comeback
>>752877628
Pointless m8 unless you were taking something silly like 75 quid.
Dont currently own a car, motorcycle only, thus will have to get my mate to drive his van, i also live in cheshire, im guessing you're down south. Would cost me the money ive saved to get my m8 his van down greater london.
Also just ordered from andertons.
>>752878024
Some fire hazard bull shit.
They’re too stupid to realise fridges are too cold to make hot fire
>>752878058
What the fuck, since when has a fridge cause a house fire
>>752878050
Ok, can I interest you in some extension leads?
>>752874543
>>752874631
>Wrap the fridge in wrapping paper and slap on a bow.
Fucking ded
Do it OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvko16hqJ7g
Shit nvm they can set on fire wtf
>>752873700
Did anyone miss the fact that the fridge doubles as a lookalike amp?
Don't worry, op. Just leave it there op.
>>752878153
MOVE PAST THE FRIDGE
cables are the new problem
>>752874476
Unload it and turn it on its side. Put tv and ps4 on top and you use it as a tv stand
>>752877813
Ok then. Well now you learn about rental agreement contracts and life the hard way. If they find the glued on extension they'll really go poking through things and you are fucked.
Uni knows students do stupid shit and are generally broke. Work out a payment plan.
>>752878149
It was probably a warming fridge: mine, though slightly broken, is still cooler than hot fire
>>752878050
>75 quid.
YOU'RE A FRIDGE HARRY
WHEN GUARDIAN FRIDGE LEE OHH SA!
>>752878220
I ran out of money after last week
Just dropping by to say best of luck, OP
YOU'RE FUCKED CUNT.
RING MUM AND TELL HER LITTLE SONNY IS COMING HOME. SORRY FOR WASTING ALL THAT MONEY. I'LL BE WORKING AT B&Q OK DAD? PLEASE PUT THE BELT DOWN
>>752878257
>work out a payment plan
>>752878089
topkek.
Anon. Just unplug it and remove everything inside. Add some hangers and put some clothes in it and say you use it as a wardrobe to keep the moths away. The sheer autism displayed will stop further interrogation
>>752878257
life comes at you fast
Fill it with anal lube, if they protest accuse them of homophobia.
>>752877757
>>752877778
Proof
>>752873680
>Discard all food product in fridge.
>Remove back panel to fridge.
>Shove electrical cord into fridge.
>Replace panel on fridge.
>Fill fridge with books, other miscellanious items.
No longer a fridge, but a space saver.
>>752875984
if he was potter he would just drape that cloak over it
>>752878457
MOVE PAST THE FRIDGE
Fridge is hidden as an amp
The cables are the real issue
Stomp it because its an asian baby i
>>752878149
This was an impressive demo. I saw it after that nasty high rise fire you had over there.
>muh freedoms
>muh safer fridge
>>752878449
cleaning shower heads WTF, is this a scam so they can install cameras in the shower heads in girls dorms.
never heard of anything like this
>>752876583
Kek
>>752878499
The whole point of the point was putting the cables inside the fridge, hidding it in the panel.
btw b8 im not a robot
>>752878532
It's so they can install the zyklon B
>>752878584
Cable is attached to the wall somehow
>>752875832
do this. i have experience with hiding drugs AND my dead pet, rex (a python) and it worked. they didnt even ask about the smell.
>>752878637
Speaking of drugs where/how would you I hide those?
>>752873680
I had a mini fridge in my room during uni room inspections, I just checked a blanket over it, unplugged and shoved it under my desk
>>752878668
Are they banned too, OP?
>>752878701
I haven't asked but I believe they are.
>>752878694
This fridge is far too large to slide under a desk
>>752873680
Do you have Christmas wrapping paper, scissors, and tape. If not, get some.
Wrap fridge like a Christmas gift. Unplug it and wrap that part and tape it slyly to the gift.
>>752878785
>>752876811
This is a good plan. Fortunately the fridge issue has now been resolved: the real issue is the extension leads
somebody save this shit thread like jesus christ how can op even be SUCH an incredible faggot
>>752876428
Fuck, do this op!
Make or break, man, make or break
>>752878927
It's not my fault the cable is stuck to the wall, I didn't put it there.
>>752878951
extensions are stuck to the wall!
>>752876811
Put all that shit in your mattress or something damn man its not hard. Do you not have 1 friend who owns a car you can put that shit in?
>>752878979
Cable is attached to the wall!
>>752878220
Yep. I know. And so do they. And here is where contracts and fines and all that shit runs smashes into hard reality.
Ultimately what are they going to do, kneecap you? They know they have limited ability to recover the money. And the less you have, the more it'll cost them to get any of it. You have no money and not likely to get any soon. Their administration costs are expensive. Clean up your shit, show goodwill, and work it out.
>>752879076
They will most likely take my fridge and the drinks it contains and then I will be left with nothing
>>752878999
You’re fucked
You are getting off easy compared to the costs of fixing the wall.
>>752879175
Not helpful. PLease focus on the cables
>>752879235
They will take my fridge and drinks
holy fuck this is incredible
So, whats happening?
On an unrelated note I have spent all morning trying to hide my stuff and now have not done my work:
can anyone here do logic?
>>752879237
You permanently fixed a prohibited device to a wall which is not yours.
You are done.
TFW no mini fridge license and minifridge police come to take my illegal redbulls.
>>752879413
Fridge is sort of hidden as an amplifier, I have pretended to plug my guitar into it and covered the top with clothes.
The new problem is my extention cables which I am not allowed
So if they find the silver extension you'll get a fine, right? And if you pull it out of there you night damage the wall?
You faggot...just pull that shit off the wall and if some paint gets ripped off then get some white acrylic paint from the art store and fix it.
>>752879425
I DIDNT FIX IT!
>>752873680
>unplug fridge
>fridge get warm
>fridge not a fridge if it can't fridge
Ok, listen up lads, way i see it OP here has two options:
1) rip the fucking thing right off the wall and claim the damage was there when he moved in, or hope they dont see/mention it
2) plug everything out, and say it was there when he moved in, but he's not using it due to the fire hazard. Also pray to god they won't rip it off the wall and nick that shit
>>752879466
I may not have time: Also they will confiscate the cables.
>>752879414
Oh my fucking christ mate do you want us to hold your dick while you piss?
>>752879511
I cannot say it was damaged or there when I moved in:
I was supposed to fill out a form of damages/things to the room when I moved in but I couldn't be bothered.
>>752877389
it's not like the use of britbong plugs would give that away...
>>752879555
No thank you, just the logic homework would be good
>>752879518
then pull off the cables too you autist.
also
>I may not have time
It's a 10 minute fix you spaz...
Block the door with the fridge - they can't get in
>>752879614
I don't have paint:
OPtion 1: pull the cable off the wall
Now the wall is damaged, and they fuck me for that AND they know something was there so they investigate harder and find the hidden fridge.
Option 2: Leave it there:
THen they punish me for the cable AND for the damage in removing it.
These are not good options
>>752874260
that is actually genius,
>>752879568
So if you didn't fix the thing, and it was there when you moved in, just go with option two
>>752874791
Are you fat ?
>>752879596
My trips were pretty logical. Post a pic of what you're working with
>>752879659
At how retarded OP is...this may be the only valid answer.
>>752879688
The builder who I paid to carry my fridge installed it for me
Simply paint it brown and say it is a cupboard.
>>752879695
No, these drinks are zero calories:
I ran out of food money so bought these to replace it
In fact, fuck it. Declare independence from the rest of the halls, /b/ has now annexed your dorm room so it belongs to Anon's Republic of Kekistan. They'll have to apply for a visa at the cost of 7 rare unused pepe's before they attempt access across the border,
>>752879722
I do not have paint, and if I leave I fear they will ambush me and inspect my room while I'm gone
>>752879670
It’s probably just mounted on drywall screws. Lift up on the thing about a quarter inch and it should pop off the wall. If you are unable to remove it just leave it and if they see it tell em It was there when you moved in and you neglected to mention it previously. I’m sure it won’t be that big of a deal
>>752879709
>>752879798
Call the guy and ask him how to remove it or tell him to come and help you
>>752879809
The form I didn't fill out said that anything I don't write on the form I will be accountable for.
>>752879670
Ok if you're sure they'll rip it out, the rip it out yourself. That way you'll have your extender and you won't get in trouble for it, since you'll have to pay for the wall anyway. And if you dont wanna pay for that, then just fix it, like anon said
>>752879843
I don't know his name or who he is
>>752879858
I can’t afford to pay for the wall after last week
>>752879743
And if they attempt to invade, Reeee, and throw piss-bottles at them
>>752879847
I mean you didn’t fill out the form so unless you’re contactually obligated elsewhere you could play dumb perhaps... that said, sounds like you better find a way to get that fucker off the wall with minimal damage
>>752878668
anus is the safest spot, but not exactly the comfiest. if you have the water thingie seperately on your toilet you can place it inside. i know of quite a few people that hide their guns there alongside cash, jewellery and drugs of course
tell them youre diabetic or whatever and you need the fridge for insulin. it goes something like that im not too sure.
>>752879959
I don't think he needs to PLAY dumb
>>752879952
WELL YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!
Unless you do a perfect repair job after ripping than shit out, you'll have to replace something. Im just trying to help with the damage controll
>>752880066
Fuck ok this isn't looking good
>>752879735
welcome cancer. might as well drink battery acid
I have tried to disguise the grey cables.
Will the inspectors check under it?
>>752880269
Lmao Nope im sure you’ll be fine
>>752878058
frdiges (along with rice cookers) are not allowed in uni accomodation because if you and 4 of your retarded asian wolfpack all plug in your stupid rice cookers at same time on the same electrical grid instead of using the fucking communal kitchen facilities you're either gonna make the breakers flip or light the whole cunt on fire if they don't
>>752875924
If I walked in there I wouldn't even doubt it for a moment
>>752875163
He's obviously British so you can't expect him to understand such things.
>>752880269
that looks killer bruh no chance you will get caught
>>752880354
Then the drinks would get cold you dolt
Cover it in clothes and make the room stink real bad so that they wont spend long in your dorm.
>>752880269
Could you maybe unplug and move your PC in front of the lead for the meantime?
Maybe pile some clothes on top like the fridge?
Is there anything else you could move in front of it? Boxes stacked up? More clothes?
>>752875984
kek
>>752880448
try this
>>752880269
lost
>>752880448
They probably know where the cables are supposed to be in each room and check there.
IF there is a pile of clothes in front of it they will be suspicious and maybe even check the clothes on my fridge/amp
>>752880269
You are golden.
>>752873680
Put a cloth over it and some books and just say it's a night stand
>>752880269
Don't bother start with the Logic assignment, you've got it mastered.
>>752880504
>>752880530
>>752880375
>>752880322
They will probably know there is supposed to be a socket there, so maybe I should make a facade?
SOmething like this?
>>752880690
That’s definitely a good idea.
>>752873680
Ok here we go. You go to home depot buy some wood rope screws and paint and then get back to tour dorm then kill your self. There is no hope there gonna find it. Cuz you can't follow the rules.
>>752880690
you're a fucking wizard harry, they'll never see through that
>>752880510
But what are the odds of them moving your PC? Doesn't look cheap.
I'd imagine they'd want to avoid disturbing your belongings if they could.
You could try moving all of your furnishing around until you find a setup that discreetly hides the lead behind something large?
Flip it on its side, if you have space at the end of your bed, slap a pillow and some quilts over it and it's a seat. or you can just flip it over and put quilts over it and it's a coffee table
>>752880775
I guess I could try? Give me a minute
Are you the only one who lives there? Pass the blame on someone else like a little bitch.
>>752880812
>>752880775
It hides the big grey cable, but then it reveals the other extension cable plus all the other hidden cables
>>752880930
Jesus how many fucking cables do you Have
>>752880958
I need them all for my different equiptment
>>752879858
just say you kicked the wall accidentally and that you'll fix it asap
>>752881003
There’s no way
>>752881017
It would most likely still have to pay
And they would see all my equipment and wonder how it is powered.
>>752880269
Shiit put me in the screencap
This fucking thread
>>752881055
If they see your equipment and ask how it's powered, then just tell them you use AA batteries.
Duracell, obviously...
>>752880930
Now the question is what can you leave plugged in DURING the inspection to make it seem as though you don't need an extension lead?
Make it seem as though you only have one thing plugged in at any given time.
If they ask about your other appliances, just tell them you have to unplug whatever it is you were using to power it.
Make sure to sound ever so slightly annoyed if you tell them that.
With any luck, they'll believe you if you cooperate with the inspection
Can you rip it off and put a shoe box in front of it?
>>752881180
>oh how do i power this rig? Fucking AAs from the dollarino store
They would stay the night in the room to make sure they got everything
fuck this is one of the best threads on b in a WHILE