Vintage Celeb Appreciation Thread
Jamie Lee Curtis was def fuckable
Nothing?
Where is ya?
About to 404
Fuck yall then
Post pic?
>>752866256
phoebe cates was perfect back then.
Dumping my Raquels. For some reason I'm more interested in pics of her where she's a bit older.
15 same as >>752867538
can jennifer connelly be considered vintage? can't remember how much sperm i dedicated to her
Anybody around?
Helen Slater, Supergirl 1.0
>>752868668
Bad choice of belt
>>752869023
Elvira's gotta be Elvira
>>752869034
Who is??
>>752869154
nice tits
>>752866256
This bitch is overrated.
>>752869216
>overrated
say what?
>>752869324
Ooooh yeah. Made a lot of dicks dribble that did
>>752869324
To me she is. I liked her friend in that movie much better.
Cates is super overrated, same as Fast Times.
I get it, no one understands my love for Fairuza Balk, they had to be there then
>>752867047
I fapped to this scene countless times after I saw her in Austin Powers.
>>752866792
she still is
>>752869709
Can you guys give a name when you post ffs
>>752869649
I thought I was the only one who's fapped to that scene.
>>752866256
>>752869649
my nigga
>>752869783
homer simpson
>>752870039
lmao that is drew berrymore
Go fuck yourself Hadji, I ain't helping you to figure that shit out.
Franz Ferdinand
>>752866520
Princess Diana
Elton John
>>752870320
got any nudes of JFK?
Not that old, but I like it anyways:
Barbara Bush
As per request:
JFK
>>752870450
thanks /b/roham
Alastair Crowley
not a celeb, just kinda fucked up
>>752870251
>>752870320
Madonna
Princess Peach
good thread boys
Barbara Eden
Eisenhower
Your Mom
Ugh, linda blair is even worse than Phoebe Cates
Captain Kirk
>>752866636
Papa!!
Sarah Jessica Parker
Hot Cocoa
Jeez you guys, now look what one done with the names thing. Ha haaa
Plant-Based Industrial Lubricant
Pia
>>752870913
sho brest for my liking or cut whore
Sarah Connor
>>752871351
young leah remini
Emperor Hirohito
>>752871005
She looks like a sexy Vulcan, but that's not logical.
Linda Blair is grooooossssss
Shania Twain
Alex Trebeck
>>752871522
good thing she got exorcised
Beyonce
>>752871005
Linda Blair was first chick I shot cum to, before that dry cums, I’m 46
I just farted and shit myself a little.
>>752871749
>>752871817
Definite qt
kids nowadays have no idea what is was like going through a real bush like indiana jones
-back in the days
And for some fucked up reason, now you get turned on by uggos. Like I said, don't worry, I get it. Some people get turned on by children too.
>>752871542
and now she's smarter than tom cruise
Yup, def shit myself.
Like a patina of shit gracing my asshole ring
>>752870379
>titties be saggin
>make up be shit
>hair does not work
>kills kids
Fuck, out of stuff in my fap folder, time to brave the horrors of my unsorted folder. Posts will take more time. Especially because I gotta go and wipe my ass and smoke a ciggy.
>>752872034
good for you little fella
>>752866256
brooke shields
>>752866256
sophie marceau
for me actually not vintage yet. still think she is a sexy milf now
>>752872034
That movie is from like 3 or 4 years ago. You call that vintage?
still kinda itchy
I shit myself man, I wasn't thinking clearly, I know, how dare I. And this from a shithole who doesn't even post anything.
I AM SUCH A GARBAGE HUMAN BEING, HOW CAN I EVER LIVE. I POSTED SOMETHING TOOO NEEEEEWWWWW
CRAWWWWWWLINNNGGGGGG INNNNNNNN MYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
THESE WOUUUUUUNNNNNNDSSSSSSS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
Might actually have to shit
Sylvia Plath
BOOOOORRRRREEEDDDD
>>752873296
hahahahahahahahaha
Don't give them proper names you fuck nugget
Commisoner Gordon
Tiny Tim
Vampirella
>>752873482
Chief O'Hara
dem feels when your hardon makes your asshole twitch when you have to shit.
Uhhhhhhhhnnnnn
>>752872208
moooooore
>>752873818
would breed with
THAT SIGOURNEY WEAVER PICTURE IS NOT OLD ENOUGH, HOW DARE YOU. PEOPLES FEELS GET HURT.
>>752871005
Those tits don't exist anymore <sob>
Thanks for the mamories
lol upon closer inspection, mine was not either.
>>752873818
>>752873923
lol forgot picture
BOTH WEAVERS ARE TOO OLD. YOU HURT PPL's FEEEEELINNNNGS. GOTTA BE VINTAGE ASSES LIKE THIS. FFS DIDNT YOU HEAR THAT GUY
>>752866792
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
ill forgive you because you put the webm in
>>752874078
you loterally have no idea what Judy Garland looked like, do you?
only a few more, then you all can fuck off
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNDDDDDDD DONE. Good night faggots
>>752871497
that´s full moon junction
>>752871542
It just makes me so fucking sad we never got to see her nude. Hope Scientologist release leaks of her
>>752869783
Drew Barrymore
Keep it alive bros!!
