Doing a nightly stroll and found 20 bucks next to a trashcan. Trips decides what I buy, if I can find it at Walmart.
OP will delivar except if it exceeds 20 dollars, if its 21 thats fine.
Ski mask duct tape knife
>>752841468
give it to the salvation army
Sharpies, for sticking in poopers.
Buy a prepaid Visa. Load the monies. Buy a short term Brazzers membership. Share login.
>>752841468
$20 worth of mayonnaise
>>752841755
Dubs located, trips inevitable.
You must buy 1 frog.
Cucumber, rope, lube, duct tape.
>>752841628
reroll for this guy
6 pack of yuengling
888
Donate it to the wounded warrior project
https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=7672&ovr_acv_id=3577&campaignSource=ONLINE&source=BS17034&gclid=CjwKCAiA3o7RBRBfEiwAZMtSCXfwvY02JknHatqevhoEHgPv1-EknCBG4eT-r6PUZ0hXtt19jHRyKBoCPZEQAvD_BwE
dildo
>>75284175
This
>>752841628
re roll
>>752841755
Rolling for this
Buy a big thing of lotion and as many baby dolls as you can.
2 g's o' AZ kush
go to the counter with a pack of condoms. at the register pretend you dont have enough cash. go back, get rubber bands and clear foil and buy them instead.
at the same register ofcourse
>>752841468
go to the bank and get it in nickels
Cheapest biggest knife you can find and as many rolls of plastic wrap the remainder will buy
clearly you need to buy a trashcan.
A nintendo wii
>>752842294
bump
>>752841468
Give to needy or random person and tell them that Jesus loves them
>>752842677
>>752842466
>>752842100
>>752841922
>>752841800
>>752841799
>>752841755
this is a dubs get bread
>>752841468
Who does a nightly stroll faggot
>>752842909
times zones ?
retard
>>752842909
People with nothing better to do
Donate it to an orphanage
>>752842909
I do. I enjoy the breeze of the night.
Wouldn't expect a basement dweller to understand going outside.
Buy a burger and Fuck it.
Buy as much of the cheapest hot wheels car as you can and don't use self checkout
>>752843111
Fucking win
>>752843111
oh god wiNRAR
>>752843111
Literally the most American get.
>>752843111
It’s burger time
>>752843111
best win
Do it OP
Where were you when op was kill
>buy burger and fuck it
"no"
>>752843111
OP here, jesus christ that was fast. Well I've decided on a double cheeseburger on GrubHub. This sound sufficient? Will throw in a can of mayo to that anon who rolled for 20 dollars worth of mayo.
>>752843682 make sure to timestamp you're dick OP
>>752843682
Yes, that sounds great my guy.
>>752843848
"You're" Jesus Christ
>>752843888
Trips confirm approval. Ordering now.
And now, we wait.
Posting in an epic bread.
>Later, anon fucks an epic bread.
>>752843947
Make sure to wear a condom, you don't want sliders.
While I wait on the order (plus fries cause it was 10 dollars minimum) anyone got any questions for a soon to be burger fucker?
>>752844034
Kek
>>752844176
What state do you live?
>>752844034
Kekage overload.
>>752844176
Will you eat it after?
Condoms
One of the smallest bras, and one of the largest bras that they have.
>>752841468
I found $57 dollars on the ground last month, and asked /b/ what I should buy. I was ignored. I wound up buying two spare magazines for my Hi Point .45, and that's worked out pretty well.
So...a single spare magazine for a Hi Point .45 is my suggestion. You'll have 9 rounds of big ass bullets to chuck at a larcenous crackhead, and hey, if you don't have the .45 Hi Point to chuck them, no worries. Just find $20 on the ground ten more times and you can buy one.
>>752844226
I live out in Ohio, plan to move but don't know where to yet.
>>752844268
If trips is rolled in favor, I may.
>>752841468
1.75l plastic bottle of cheap vodka and get blackout drunk.
>>752844318
I like this one.
>>752843111
oh.
>>752842294
roll
>>752841628
roll
>>752844268
I'll roll for this
Buy an artichoke. Nothing else. Just an artichoke.
>>752844383
Move to PA, VA or MD. Just stay away from big cities.
>>752844268
Rolling
>>752843111
kek op's losing virginity to a burger
>>752842294
Rolling for this
>>752844908
Nah, my viriginity was lost to some cunt back in my junior year.
This thread is kinda making me want to fuck a burger now.
Buy a trash can as a tribute
>>752845061
oh, well, enjoy the burger, you better deliver matey potatey
>>752844268
rolling
>>752844437
Rolling for semen burger.
>>752844268
Rolling for this.
>>752845355
Reroll
>>752844268
Fuck, reroll
>>752841468
Buy 20$ worth of food and donate it to a food pantry at your earliest convenience
mtn dew
>>752841468
$20 worth of vagasil
>>752845441
Third time's the charm, right?
>>752841468
Lotion, tissues, a plunger, and condoms
Op eat the burger after
Go get some Rockdale light and a small bag of beef jerky
>>752845609
quit trying you suck at this.
Rolling for you to eat it post spunk.
>>752844268
Roll.
>>752842294
This. Way better than buying three things game because they have to notice
>>752845824
rollll
>>752844268
this is not trips
Burg is almost here, about 10 minutes.
Any last questions before I get my FuckaBurger?
>>752842294
roll
>>752844268
nips
>>752845921
name the burger frank?
>>752845921
What's your favorite color?
>>752845921
Will you marry me Hannah?
Eat the burger, faggot.
>>752843682
$7 for a burger? Holy fuck is the burger made out of vestal virgins by Mario battali himself? Goddamn, nigga. Never heard of the dollar menu?
roll
>>752841468
Buy “Post It” sticky notes, and cover yourself with them from head to toe before you reach the register.
>>752845921
How'd you cut your middle finger?
>>752844034
Haha laughed out loud
>>752843111
HOLY KEK
>>752841468
BB CREAM PAPAPA
LIPSTIKKU MAMAMA
>>752846018
poorfag found
i spend $15 a burger at fiveguys
>>752846110
close to those trips tho
>>752845992
Franks 'bout to get a double meat pounding.
>>752845994
Cyan.
>>752846005
Only if you charm me right, loverboy.
>>752846056
Magic.
>>752846018
i'm too poor for the dollar menu
>>752845921
If you ordered in grub hub why you screwing around with the physical bill?
fuck it
>>752846210
>magic
>are you a wizzard
>>752846262
Payin' in cash.
>>752846210
Marry me and I'll let you fuck all the burgers.
>>752846304
Yes.
>>752846329
OH JAFFREY YA KNOW JUST HOW TO MAKE A GAL BLUSH
>>752844268
>>752844268
Well, can't hurt. I suppose 5th time's the charm?
>>752846329
Or marry me and I'll eat your fucked burgers for you
>>752846210
Well, I cut mine using a meat slicer
>>752846368
are u gey
get some CRACK
>>752846300
got me doubles is this a triple now?
have we aquired a trips yet
>>752845921
If you have any pets would you feed it a piece of the fuckaburger
>>752844437
Rolling for burger snowball
>>752841628
roll for that extra $10
>>752845921
eat the burger after fucking it
>>752846402
gOt mE MoIsT
Eat the cumburger
>>752846454
Yes, long ago. OPs fate is to fuck a burg.
>>752846454
OP's gonna fuck the burger, trips he might someone rolls trips asking for it
Rolling for eating it
>>752843111
Trips not wasted
>>752846462
If roll trips, doggo gets jizzaburg.
>>752846552
So Close.
Trips and OP has to attach a face (print out) of Danny Devito to the burger.
666 hail satan
>>752846651
Satanic trips and he eats the fries with his cum on them too
Donate the last 10 like a good guy ( But cum on the bill{s} and let dry )
>>752842001
so close
yo
Eat the fucking burger
rolling for eating the fuck burger
>>752841945
re roll
hes here
>>752846699
Checked.
Also rolling for consumption
>>752846778
DAMN IT
eat that shit op
cucumber, lotion, condoms & a mouse trap if you got money left over
>>752846788
Eat it afterwards
>>752846778
>offbyone.jpg
Rolling for eating it
>>752846788
eat n fuck
buy pudding, and while we are adressing pudding http://www.strawpoll.me/14543266/
eat it
>>752846887
>all these misses
Fuck
Holy fucking shit im never ordering hete again, 7 dollars for this fuckery.
How should I record? Webm? YouTube?
After fucking it, cum on the bun then rub it on your chest
eat it after its filled with jizz
>>752846788
Op everybody want's you to eat the fucked burger, at least let it live on as shit
>>752847021
VHS or Betamax.
Eat it
>>752847021
YouTube Livestream, they won't take it down immediately.
>>752847021
Youtube stream?
>>752847021
both
>>752842294
reroll
yt live stream also rolling for eating it
>>752847021
Stream + Eat
>>752847021
Anything that can upload to here and be saved is fine.
>>752847204
roll
>>752847021
webem with pics and timestamps.
eat it op kek demands it
Please op dont turn out to be a faggot
Alright roll time anons. Roll dubs with your suggestion of how I record fuckaburg process.
RIP 20$
>>752847021
Pic of burger op, with timestamp
yt live stream and record for webm
>>752847285
Youtube stream
>>752847285
yt livestream and make a webm too
>>752847300
This
>>752847285
Don't be a fucking faggot, just Fuck the burger all ready.
yt live
dream tent /done
>>752847285
webem and provide timestamp
20 mcchickens
yt live post link
>>752847285
YT stream so we know it's not fake
>>752847285
YouTube Livestream ;*
>>752847285
Stream it, I guess.
If trips, eat it after.
rolling for yt live
I WANT A PICTURE OF THE BURGER WITH A TIMESTAMP
YouTube live it burger fucker
>>752847285
youtube stream
>>752844383
well now u got the money go there will never be a better time
>>752841468
I found a $20 on superbowl sunday once. I bought more wings.
>>752847285
Live on youtube.
yt live it nigger
>>752847476
OR A LIVESTREAM?
post a god damn live stream already
>>752847524
BOTH
>>752847285
YouTube Livestream, then DM it to Hillary Clinton
>>752847577
dubs located
>>752841468
Lube, duct tape, and a pack of condoms.
post a god damn live stream already faggot
if Quads, Eat the burger and pray to Jesus for Forgiveness and repent from your evil ways
>>752845921
Give the rest of the 20 as a tip
>>752841468
i recently lost 20 bucks are u in plano tx?
if so give it back ,roltrips
>>752847577
WINRAR
>>752845186
get a life
>>752847605
Locate this stanic trips faggot
give it to me
>>752847651
Fuck
why is this so complicated to do op yt live it
>>752847579
reroll
>>752847651
die
>>752847711
dubs
>>752847285
Upload to facebook, then youtube
>it'shappening.jpg
>>752846044
Shoulda been this
>>752847651
get reckroll'd fugker
>>752842294
rolling for this
>>752846250
My town used to have a place that would sell 50 cent burgers. I got some on break, actually wasn't too terrible
We posting in a get thread now niggas
>>752842294
reroll this
>>752841468
4 whoppers with cheese
>>752841755
Trips
OP here.
Livestream it is. Let me just quickly make an account because im a faggot who doesn't use an account
EAT IT
op is faggot
>>752847746
Rolling again
>>752847772
missed by three
>>752847862
Rerall
>>752847888
Y-You could've had him eat it...
>>752847866
>>752847888
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>752847951
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>>752847888
Hey OP, are you gonna eat it now that someone got trips?
MY DICK IS GETTING HARD ALREADY
>>752848015
yes
>>752844268
ROLLING
Is OP kill?
you should not fuck the burger or eat it. save it for later
>>752847285
>>752847746
>>752847888
Deliver us degeneracy, OP
>>752844268
here goes
>>752841468
>buy a knife
>buy a book on anatomy
>find your artery
>sever it
>end of your pathetic miserable life
I believe in op to deliver
>>752848148
op is bout to fuck a burger on stream what more could you possibly want
>>752848227
OP better not be a faggot
potatoes and ky jelly.
Get this fuckin trips for OP to eat the cum burger
>>752841755
rolling for this
>>752848324
Pls op.
>>752848324
They already been rolled, nigga
Op hasnt provided pic of the burger, isnt it suspicious? You better not turn out to be a faggot op
Maybe someday we will get a link
>>752847866
how long does it take to make a fucking account
>>752848324
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I can feel in my bones, op will deliver
>>752842294
this. record that shit op.
also 888
>>752848571
Op had to make an account and probably download OBS or something
>>752848571
Please?
It’s over lads we got trolled
>>752848666
satanic tripz
If OP delivers someone record it and upload it to pornhub with the title "burgeranon"
>>752848680
saved
condoms, cucumber , lube
>>752848699
XDXD
The wait is killing me.
Is he fucking the burger right now? Or has he left?
>>752848776
rolling for this
>>752847285
phone camera upload to pornhub
>>752848807
Maybe he was never here
>>752848776
ahah this one
>>752848776
this!
>>752841468
2 handles of vodka,Walmart around here sells $10 handles recommend mixing with cherry vanilla cola
tape, baby food, and shovel
>>752848965
Dude it takes like 10 seconds to scan the thread
buy a homeless man food
For fuck sake give him a little while, he has to upload to fb, save it, then upload to youtube.
OP here.
Turns out YouTube is a major asshat and a half with livestreams on mobile, will be making webm.
bible handcuffs and a knife
rip it up infront of a hobo
>>752849111
DING DING DING
>>752849078
Pic of burger? I want to believe
>>752849078
use twitch
put me in the screencap
>>752849064
Refer to
>>752849047
>>752849148
>>752849078
Periscope.
>>752849078
Timestamp it, sharpie your dick or some shit
>>752849078
Dont be a faggot please
>>752849148
this
>>752849173
No u
>>752849078
No computer? .-.
Put me in the screencap
>>752846210
>Cyan
Milk
>>752849078
You still have to upload to facebook
>>752849078
THERE IS HOPE YET
Tfw op wont delivar
>>752844268
Rolling for this.
>>752844268
Rolololol
No web m plz I'm watching this thread on a iPod 4 because my phone broke and webms don't work on it :(
>>752847577
hehehehehe livestream it is
>>752844268
>>752849356
Sorry bud, that's green.
>>752849570
Download VLC faggot
>>752849570
>Buys Apple product
>Gets tricked into needing to upgrade
>>752849657
It's a throw away I got from a friend. My SE should be coming in soon
>>752849645
What is that??
>>752849753
Alright I'll let you off lol
>>752849790
>>752849570
use google chrome retard
>>752849570
player extreme
>>752849790
What a massive cock sucker, look for it in the appstore, its an orange cone
>>752849753
I'm proud of you anon...
>>752849570
Or just pay the 2$ for merlin
>>752849838
Looked into it. Needs iOS 7 I have 6.1 on this
>>752849933
Post more of chick in background while we wait
>>752849934
iOS 7 minimum I have 6.1
>>752850036
Playerxtreame or gulp
>>752849869
Chrome is basically just a reskin of the native on iOS, retard
>>752849933
You got an unread message
>>752850141
iOS 9 minimum
>>752850298
very aware
>>752850343
kek
better not be a fag, OP.
OP can we get dick pics too?
>>752850146
Come on, fag. Tits of her or GTFO
>>752850303
Use KB Player
>>752850474
i have on here before. multiple times. she has too.
>>752850577
So then post 'em.
>>752850130
faggot detected
>>752850498
Not on App Store can't find it
>>752850624
guess her name and i might
