Brand new celeb thread
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Brand new celeb thread
>>752805893
I want to hug Hayley <3
>>752805893
Fuck off of /b/ with your shit celeb spam herman.sage
>>752805995
Well, evening Hayley
>>752805893
King spammington here, your king has to leave for an hour keep up the banana and cancer posting on these celeb threads so they hit image limit quick squires they need to die a horrible death
>>752806121
Get a life, bro
>>752806121
Good luck King Spammington may the potassium be with you
>>752806121
not animated
=(
>>752806081
Good evening!
>>752806209
I really like this see through top tbh
>>752806121
>>752806189
This one is animated. It's all yours, my friend!
>>752806121
>>752806185
Misery (and autism) loves company
>>752806288
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :D
>>752805893
Enjoy!
>>752806300
You can go suck it for all I care
>>752806287
It's one of my favourites
>>752806355
Mmm fuck yeah
>>752806591
Drool all over these thighs.
>>752806591
Why don't we work hard on your core now
>>752806591
>>752806688
#neverforget
>>752806790
Obligatory thigh post
>>752806779
Wew, underage flashing
>>752806779
Fucking love taylor
>>752806797
The fucks this
>>752806797
Kys herman
>>752807504
Kys herman
>>752807164
underage?
H-hello anons
>>752807545
V helpful
>>752807351
>>752807522
After you faggot
>>752807561
Can't talk. Busy.
>>752806797
Forget what?
>>752807125
I like thighs almost as much as butts.
Oh wait it's a "Herman Thread"
The main Herman of the celeb thread is a samefagging autistic pedophile NEET beware of his posts, he likes Disney stars (especially underage girls) his posts:
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl) 13 years old - 2017
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>Rowan Blanchard 16 yo - 2017
>Mackenzie Foy 17 yo - 2017 (mostly)
>G Hannelius 18 yo - 2017
>Peyton List 19 yo - 2017
>Dove Cameron 21 yo - 2017
>Victoria Justice a.k.a stutterfag spam
>Taylor Swift (one of them) example, using a celeb as a guise for a gay circle jerk fest
These actresses' ages were all listed conveniently on a simple disney star Google search under "people who like this also search for.."
Ignore his pedo-lewding samefagging it happens a lot.
Please report any rule violations for underage girls and make celeb threads a better place for everyone.
>>752805893
and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way
what I don't get is all of those threads (which are constantly going without end) get hundreds of replies and max out in a couple hours each and a new one gets started. What I don't understand is that nobody from those threads is ever here in other related threads to defend them and say that they belong on /b/ or they are good threads or whatever. So are they bots?
Also you forgot the trap threads, the celeb threads (which belong on /hr/), the "pics you shouldn't share" AKA "leak all the nudes you've ever received" AKA "i found these pics on the internet because i'm too much of a beta virgin to actually get nudes" threads, the white girl with black guy bait threads, the fat acceptance bait threads, and various other bait threads. At this point it's just porn and bait
>>752807975
The answer is simple:
>herman's mental illness
>bots
my lovely bride!
>>752807561
hi cutie!
>>752808130
Hot cunt.
>>752807743
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>752807975
Welcome to /b/
>>752808174
>>752808243
just leave
>>752808174
How are you?
>>752808434
Good, thanks. How are you?
>>752808472
I’m lonely. :(
>>752807891
The amount of times you write ugly makes me think you are probably a pretty ugly beta boy.
>>752808545
You shouldn't be, you know I am here for you!
>>752807975
Check the poster to reply ratio a lot of it Herman talking to hinself
>>752807677
I went to one of their concerts earlier this year it was fucking awesome
>>752806121
Yessir
>>752807975
At this point? You must have just arrived.
Hey, everybody. We got a newfag.
>>752808545
Disney Channel whores are not celebrities. You are underage.
>>752808566
Who are you :(
>>752808676
Your bf obv, quit goofin
>>752808715
I wish
>>752808659
>people who don't measure up to my personal standards don't qualify as a celebrity
No one cares about your opinions, especially when you say retarded ass shit like that.
>>752808783
No need to wish! It's the truth.
>>752808655
responding to pasta
newfag is obvious newfag
>>752808840
Hmmmmm
>>752807788
I'm the opposite, thighs over butt
>>752808935
I would never lie to a nice young lady like you!
>>752808884
It was a legit complaint in a thread tbh
I reposted it because it's something to think about
>>752808974
Tell me who on kik please
Shhhh... only dreams now
>>752809034
sweergard
Shit thread +1
>>752809045
Did it live?
I miss servicing anons, it gives me purpose
>>752809465
what do u mean?
>>752809536
Making them cum.
>>752809589
how do u do that?
>>752806055
what movie is this? Her tits look larger there..
>>752809629
However they need, really. I’m their slut.
>>752808317
Who won the dick rate thread last night?
>>752810153
No one. You're all losers.
>>752810153
KStewanon
>>752809704
Could you service me
>>752810387
Post kik or discord to be taken care of.
>>752810153
fuck off
>>752810153
Don't get too excited there you wouldn't make it to 3rd place with your teenie weenie
>>752810428
Hardguy_11198
>>752809955
nice double dubs. But isn't that pic fake?
>>752810428
Nhz361
>>752810443
Fuck on
>>752810240
So you didn't win either. So you're a loser too.
>>752810153
robertsfag
>>752810461
What place did you finish?
>>752810543
He won't post
>>752810636
boolsheet
>>752810543
>>752810636
I won fair and square.
>>752810670
>>752810747
You're a scared little bitch who knows he'll get made fun of and you can't handle that.
>>752810787
you post olivia munn
>>752809536
jlaw is so bretty. not even a jew and making hollywud her bitch
Watsonbro here, I challenge Roberts fag to a dick rate contest. Winner declares the superior waifu.
If you decline its an automatic loss.
>>752810850
THIS. A non Jew from a red state becoming the highest paid actress. Based as fuck.
>>752810787
let me know when she has blue eyes
>>752810532
>implying I competed in your faggy dick sharing contest
you faggots should really, really all kill yourselves. you're even sad for /b/
>>752810787
I don't want herman the sick, twisted pedophile to get horny and start fapping to my young body
>>752810857
Who's dicks are we rating?
>>752810857
thats a boy
>>752810920
Micro ding detected
Not watson vs roberts again smh
>>752810959
I know you really want to see my dick Herman, but it's not gonna happen.
>>752810929
Ours you idiot.
G!
>>752810857
Please do that somewhere else. Meet in a motel and live out your gay fantasies. We come here to look at celebs not your dicks.
>>752811005
If its that small then don't bother.
These threads must be destroyed for once and for all.
>>752806300
pls expose vagene and bobs vicy, i luv you
>>752807561
Hello Dovey Doll! I see you've become sentient! :3
>>752808463
HEAVY JEWISH TITS
>>752811007
No because of pedophiles on this site.
I would do it but not for that herman freak
>>752811109
>No because of pedophiles on this site.
Wait how old are you again
>>752811045
You're all a bunch of fags who talk about sucking each other off on the regular
>>752811109
Its that small? Lol I accept your forfeit and declare Watson as best Emma. Its settled.
Post more sexy Jew girls. I'm getting horny here
>>752811218
25 but I look very young
>>752811049
Why only this and not all the other shit on /b/ too
>>752809955
>>752809589
You still around Dove anon?
>>752811242
It's not small
>>752811229
Maybe you are. I'm here for the girls
>>752811328
I think Herman posted that rabbi this time
>>752811077
>>752811291
Did someone say HEAVY JEWISH TITS?
>>752811385
>I'm here for the girls
Just because you say you're blowing each other for your goddess Tay Tay or whatever faggot shit doesn't mean you're not eBlowing each other.
>>752811438
DAMN SON
I´d let her circumsize me if got to play with those heavy boobies
>>752810428
Anon4267
>>752811582
Would you be her good goy?
>>752808545
>>752809465
What about snuggling Anons? It'd make both us feel better! :]
>>752810824
*croaks loudly* :3
>>752811438
I THINK I DID
>>752811627
>>>>>>>>> /soc/
>>>>>>>>> /soc/
>>>>>>>>> /soc/
>>>>>>>>> /soc/
>>752811576
I never said that
>>752811576
That shit is as annoying as the constant spam
>>752811740
FYI A KStewanon won the dick rate thread so just chill.
>>752811744
Tayfags are their own spam
>>752811744
>>752811740
Yeah, well that's what your celebrity threads are about. So, be a part of the problem or part of the solution. Your choice.
>>752811077
Yes I’m back :3
>>752811341
Yes sir.
>>752811652
That works too, I love snuggles.
>>752811651
I would do whatever she wanted from me
>>752811651
Nah I was exaggerating, she´ll never get my precious foreskin
>>752811652
>>752811854
Are these JEWISH TITS heavy enough?
>>752811817
I miss the times when it was only about posting hot girls and the occasional leak
Seems like we can´t have nice things, but if you defend the spam you´re part of the problem with /b/ too
>>752811438
She can't even eat spaghetti :)
>>752811937
Fuck yes
>>752812033
There´s vomit on her sweater already
Guess what I met up with mootykins
Was lit asf dude was so chill
>>752809465
you can service me any day whore
Fuck it was a night to remember forever
>>752812079
at any point did you eat ham sandwiches with glasses of milk?
Love you bro
No homo tho
>>752808243
good to know Herman is still at it
What's Tay doing with all these, she stealing hoping she won't get caught. She can't even hold them all!
>>752811822
I'm glad you seem to be doing better! :]
>>752811937
There's no such thing as ENOUGH of those
HEAVY.
JEWISH.
TITS.
>>752812066
She wasn't wearing a sweater when she didn't eat spaghetti
>>752812036
>>752812079
>>752812150
>>752812230
Moot abandoned us he would have removed these ugly autistic bullies killing our beloved /b/
He would have b& watsonfag and pedo herman
>>752812323
They're so heavy tho
>>752812349
You'r'e the most annoying mother fucker in these threads.
>>752808243
Herman will an hero soon
>>752811998
I don't defend the spam. I realize these threads have turned from a nice collection of celebrity tits into a gay autistic circlejerk so let them burn.
>>752812337
I wish this Jewess was my mistress
>>752812230
>>752812150
>>752812079
I'm not sure if you're retarded and really think that's moot, or you're trolling. Either way drink gasoline.
>>752812451
She is one gorgeous Jew
I wish the Jew posters would shut up and jerk off instead of bringing up ethnicity and religion every week
>>752812417
I don´t think the spam is helping in any way, but I agree, most of the times spamless threads devolve into the gayest rp I´ve ever seen
Are Jews the only acceptable non white women?
>>752812323
I’m pretty down tbh but I’m glad I wasn’t forgotten
>>752812591
How about you fuck off and we continue posting sexy Jew girls.
>>752812599
I rest my case >>752812591
>>752812383
HNNNG
>>752812638
Of course not, never!
>>752812638
Are you the Doveanon that posted his dingdong a couple nights ago?
>>752812685
Oh you mean Smallest dick anon. Yes.
>>752812681
<3
>>752812685
Yes
>>752812760
Well, its was bigger than Robertsfags at least
>>752812793
You were being requested last night by some anons to post again but you never showed up.
Daily reminder Jews colluded in the Kennedy assassination. Proven documents ref /pol/ archives
>>752812848
>implies he's seen robertsfag's dick when it's never been posted
>>752812848
emma watson is my daD
>>752813011
>thats because Robertsfag's dick is so small people think he's underage.
>>752812848
Oh I’m very sorry to them. And I’m sorry that it isn’t big enough but I prefer when anons outsize me anyway :3
>>752805893
King Spammington returns my humble squires, It's good to see these autists haven't been able to complete even 1 single thread since I left an hour and three quarters ago we must continue these efforts for the love of the home board
Spam is love spam is life
The banana blitz is upon us Squires
I wish you great potassium in the coming battles
>>752813097
Its fine, yours isn't the smallest anyways. Robertsfag is.
A nigger KStew fan posted and won the thread.
>>752813060
Ayy
>>752813060
No it's big because I'm skinny. Fat people generally have smaller dicks. I'm short for my age so I look underage I might get b& for posting a photo
>>752813097
>>752812793
I'm glad you're still around dove anon. I like talking and playing with you
>>752813060
That's not nice
>>752812489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu26EhE8tMU
>>752813221
Who are yoooooou
>>752813192
Oh I see
>>752813313
Noppppe>>752813313
