Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>752796562
Duelly noted.
>>752797290
Holy fuck how is it alive!?
>>752797444
trips checked and idk
every damn time, why is there no fucking sound B??
Nice
>>752797290
WHAT??
>>752799756
>>752797444
your sinuses are a lot larger than you'd think
>>752797541
lmao did he think closing his trunk made that sound?
>guy wants to kill himself for attention but gets cucked by a trunk
>>752799763
now that's to far
>>752797290
snorting too much coke
>>752800757
>owning nigger dogs
Someone kill this cunt
>>752800757
B E G O N E T H O T
Why are rekt threads getting deleted before hitting limit?
>>752801666
Satan is unhappy with rekt threads current standards, do better, civilians
>>752801666
you's be evil
>>752800757
"it depends on how you raise them" fuck these shit breed dogs
>>752801666
Because too many comments push the thread over the bump limit
>>752802045
Such dodge, much wow!!
>>752802045
Is it autism?
>>752801666
>>752800757
burn those dogs alive so they die a slow and agonizing death!
>>752802045
doge why u so dumb
>>752801141
Yeah, I woulda sued. Asked for her to be killed.
>>752798702
Get the fuck out new fag
>>752800757
That's a big cat. Well those dogs are gonna get put down hard and that woman's gonna end up shamed and much poorer. What a fucking shame this bitch didn't have the sense to have dogs she could control or none at all.
>>752797290
Young punks emptied a paintball gun into her face. At least they were caught
>>752800641
That's gotta be a pain in the ass
>>752803921
wut
>>752803972
>>752797444
simple, it can be feed, it has still its brain, just no face. the green is against infections.
Not a good live, but a live.
>>752800641
That's not the DP he was looking for.
>>752802045
Moor doggo death
>>752797290
Be kinder to just kill it.
>Be me
>Be 18
>Decide to join my schools Doge Ball game, because it looked fun.
>Student's versus Teachers.
>Sounds easy.
>Wrong.wav
>Gets rekt by a old, 50 yearold hag.
>Student's end up loosing.
>Never again...
Moral of the story. I got Rekt
>>752802045
Kek
>>752800757
Why does /b/ live cats?
Here it is, right here.
Regardless of the outcome, that fucking dumbass cat could've run off but he went at those two motherfuckers like a soldier.
>>752805192
Aww man, that's some brutal shit. Sorry to hear you had to go through that nightmare
>>752800757
If that was my cat, I would have both of those dogs put down and that cunt sued! Stupid broad should have stuck to fucking pomeranians and chihuahuas like all basic bitches do!
>>752806327
I love when shit like this happens. Stupid ass "me first" motherfuckers
>>752800757
that cat stood there like a white guy at a shoot out.
what a idiot
>>752802045
Sweet flight, pupper
>>752802255
You're not wrong...
>>752806494
How do they not all bleed out and die immediately?
>>752806590
bet thats a toy
>>752806770
No, a real deal
>>752797257
>>752806820
>(You) used stick! It's super effective!
>>752796562
someone help him please, is he okay now?
>>752806822
BAN THIS FUCKTARD
>>752801666
Too many edgelords have been pushing animal abuse lately, and that's frown upon in the birthplace of Caturday.
Rekt threads can be pretty damn philosophical. It's crazy how weak we are, and how fast our entire life can be over within seconds. We are fleshy weak machines with so many vulnerabilities.
Keep on living anons, some of us won't be here next year and that's okay. As long as we cherish the moment.
>>752806494
"Draw me like one of your paraplegic girls"
>>752806432
I wonder what the medical billing code for that procedure is.
>>752806886
But he got dubs. Checkmate.
>>752806964
not only are we weak but also dumb as hell
>>752802045
> trw you have faggot owners
>>752799763
i'd still fuck her
the monkey with the sarin gas was so horrible to watch
>>752806715
Some times, if an injury is traumatic, the body goes into shock. It will bleed but not a crazy amount. At some point, when their nervous system catches back up, all the systems will respond normally and they will gush blood. Since both of her major arteries are severed, unless it gets compressed and shut, she'll likely bleed out very soon.
>>752806886
fuck this bantard
>>752807116
Yeah, choices obviously play a massive role in all these unfortunate souls deaths, however some things are just final destination RNG experiences. Nothing you can do. A plan could crash into my house as I type this and kill me, nothing I could do in that. It's kinda beutfiul how random life is, because it's actually NOT random. Only to use it is. Things are meant to happen.
>>752807189
gotta love how he gives him another dose
>>752806361
>retard can't drive manual
Every one posting the same shit thread by thread is fucked with a huge stick.
>>752800757
Next cat they kill will be you dumb cunt.
>>752807116
Spoken like a true Chinese citizen
>>752807340
Good cat
>>752806432
custom made
>>752800757
i'm glad those warriors got rid of the pussy but they didn't get the thot so my final score is 6/10
>>752807287
No he doesn't. Just tazed him the once
>>752805910
why the fuck that second car drove over her? first was accident, second were a homicide
Any disaster videos?
>>752802679
well as long as i get a piece i dont care what happens
>>752806390
I'd set a pair of jew lawyers on that fat cunt, it would look like this in the court ..
>>752807453
He was a good boy, he wasn't doin nuffin wrong.
>>752800757
did cate survive?
>>752806734
Dumb cowboy cop. Shoulda shot him or backed off.
>>752807485
you can see how he pulls the trigger another time. and you can see how the guy gets another spasm
>>752806261
that guy survived
>>752806964
Ditto my dude.
>>752807614
Yes
>>752806914
Caturday can suck a 12 inch cock. Cats are vermin, just like rats, possums or raccoons.
>>752806494
Show bobs and vegene
>>752807453
That poor black boy. He was being oppressed by these racist monsters. He was simply defending himself.
>>752807189
This is clearly fake. The police never pull over white people.
>>752806390
the cat got put down like all cats should
>>752806222
faaaaaake
thats a mannequin
>>752807458
>hydrochloric acid
>Swimming pool chemical
When the fuck have people used fucking acid in their pools
>>752806886
grow up
>>752807114
Good shit, she gets to see another day
>>752797541
the police officer makes this webm 10/10
>Well, nothing we can do now. Time for coffee and donuts.
>>752806590
kek
>>752807766
Beautiful karma
>>752800757
good news /b/ro's ! cat survived
>source; http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vicious-pit-bulls-pull-helpless-10755320
>>752807036
why would blue shirt go back in?
>>752806995
That's why we never stand on a ladder with our knees above the top.
>>752807241
Things are not meant to happen though. If you see a truck coming and manage to avoid it you got lucky, but it could have ran over you and in that case would you think it was meant to happen.
>>752807897
Fucking how!? How do you survive something like that!?
Cats are awesome!
>>752800757
everyone loves survival of the fittest until it's their pet
>>752807945
He thought hood nigga was too pussy to pull the trigger, wanted to be the badass. Turns out hood nigga just didn't want to kill nobody less he had to, and clearly blue shirt was gonna shoot him if he got the gun, so...
>>752803227
Agree. You don't go out with an animal you can't control.
>>752806991
kek
>>752807988
not sure. they ripped that cat to shreads
>>752808027
I don't like survival of the fittest. I like the idea of not having fucking bears and lions controlling the world.
>>752802045
fake
>>752808077
>Agree. You don't go out with an animal you can't control
This is exactly why I don't take my wife out in public
>>752807897
Fucking lady better control her dogs.I love dogs and all but seriously get one of those collars that will hurt them when you pull
>>752807605
Why do you even have that shit saved you sick fuck. God damn.
>>752807897
unfortunately this cato is not that lucky
>>752808153
You mean a chain choker?
>>752805910
man what the fuck Indians are nasty retards, but chinese ppl are just a fucking piece of shit I just cant believe it
>>752807960
if it happened.. it was meant to, if the driver avoided, then that was meant to happen. THere's no freedom in this life. We're puppets on a stage reading our script like good little vessels.
>>752807550
cuz chinese are scum
>>752807340
good dog you get that spic
>>752807812
To be fair, concentrations make a chemical dangerous. If I drop a tablet of cyanide into a pool, mix it good and Give you a cup of that pool water, you'd be fine. But they probably meant chlorine
>>752806432
I fell on it, I swear. Happens all the timel.
>>752806914
Is your mother proud of what she raised? You're a goddamned terrorist. I don't ever want to see this vile shit on here again
>>752808242
>>752800757
I don't understand dogs. Why would they just suddenly go berserk like this?
>>752807812
its used to lower the ph balance in a pool
>>752808318
nope its right
>>752806568
>>752808395
They aren't just any dogs, you now how nigs were bred to be strong and violent? Same with those dogs.
>>752808295
I mean i believe in a sort of destiny, for example however you are going to die is how you are going to die, if you shoot yourself or if you die in an accident it was always going to happen like that.
>>752806327
>bikers.webm
>>752807766
Instant karma.
>>752807605
you disgust me
>>752807681
truth
>>752807606
Speshur derivewee ..
>>752806734
Yooooshiiiii!!
>>752807605
Fake and gay.
>>752807755
Keep trying
>>752807916
Their luck was bound to run out
>>752807734
Florida... "people"
Good one buddy.
>>752807988
cats are disgusting
>>752807356
whats wrong with doing that? gotta stop the crying.
>>752808395
It's the owner's fault, dogs are peaceful by nature
>>752808152
my sides
>>752807605
to far man. to far.
>>752808395
cats are dogs natural enemy like the Chinese are to me
>>752808473
Nobody listen to this bitter faggot.
>>752807356
dude wtf lol
>>752808647
no im to lazy
>>752808831
gross
>>752808756
Right? Feral dogs are known for their peaceful temperament and don't maul people in sight at all.
The packs of feral dogs that tear old people and kids apart must have just run away from people.
>>752800757
Wouldn't even care
Honestly the noise would have pissed me off enough to take my shotgun outside
>See nigger dogs doing nigger things
>Instantly more raged because how dare you bring your filth into my purity
>it's a neighborhood, not a fucking ghetto apartment
>Shotgun the first dog into the fucking dust.
>woman starts screaming
>Chase after other dogs maybe 10 feet or so after initial blast scares the piss out of it.
>Blast it into the dirt as it cowers
>Woman is now "MUH DAWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HE WUZ KANGZ"
Then I start fucking laughing uncontrollably. Tell the bitch to clean up and we'll wait for the cops. Get a ticket for discharging a firearm within city limits at most.
Fuck you people ruining a good weekend with peace and quiet.
>>752807961
Can anyone explain
>>752809137
A nigger got killed
>>752806004
DID YOU SEE THAT?! HIS HEAD WENT ALL....
PBBBBBBT
>>752800757
If only we had comprehensive, universal, dog-control.
>>752809089
have you ever seen a feral cat even more viscous which is why all cats should be fixed and declawed and thrown into the woods
Does anyone have any Angela Anaconda gore?
>>752806995
ffs always keep at least 3 points on the ladder
fuckin Mexicans dont know basic health and saftey on site
>>752806770
real deal. Guy got into a lot of shit for it.
Just liouggle it.
>>752809303
Are those dead white people?
Where were niggers eating white people?
>>752806734
>TAKEDOWN!
... How many charges did he just add there? He better start to stretch his anus already.
>>752797290
geez what a gilf
>>752809395
No, those are blacks but they now look pale
>>752807305
those helmets did fucking nothing xD
>>752808242
just a tip from peronal experience: The best way to separate two dogs (or a dog that is holding another being) is to asphyxiate them. Use a tshit a belt, your hands whatever. Don't waste your time beating, throwing water or similar
>>752807356
Because of such videos I am pro death penalty. Some people deserve to die.
How the the whole thing is handled is a different story. But if it's 101% sure, let em die slowly.
Does anyone know what happened to the girl in this webm?
>>752806004
*boops*
>>752809429
atv driver got 9.5 yrs for that shit
>>752809395
Mongolian sky burial.
>>752807681
Cats help to keep pests at bay in many places, too bad there aren't big ones around to take care of you.
>>752810003
And I got trips. What a good day
>>752806004
did he dined?
>>752810084
thats not trips you faggot
>>752809303
somebody's eating good tonight!
>>752810084
You didn't.
>>752809303
What going on here?
>>752809802
Tibetian
>>752810003
>>752810084
Newfag detected
>>752806183
Story?
>>752807550
Places to go, things to see, chings to chong. Its like ants, disposable.
>>752809558
Yep, choke it till it passes out.
>>752806140
Crazy thing is the guy got so wrecked nobody noticed for hours.
>>752810319
a guy killed his ex
>>752810245
African nigs just niggin around
>>752807453
Around blacks never relax
>>752809877
Maybe there are, you don't know where the fuck I am
>>752810084
The trips have to be at the END of the post number, or they don't count.
>>752807502
STARSCREAM! TRANSFORM!!!
>>752806774
wtf. story?
>>752807208
It's like trying to hold in a shit but it's done subconsciously and eventually you just shit yourself anyways
>>752801141
You can't blame the dogs TBH, there's no bad dogs, only bad owners.
>>752808242
im confused as fuck by this. looks like left dog had right dog in its teeth, then someone throws hot water? on both, then just right dog. then right dog owner punches his? dog. WAT
>>752802255
>t. non dog owner
>>752808831
sonofabitch
>>752806432
> I AM GOING TO BE CROWNED KING ARTHOUR
elaborate
>>752807820
Little car earned that one.
>>752807356
Why do this and risk child cruelty charges? Better to smother it with a pillow and blame it on sudden death syndrome or some shit.
>>752806392
i love paranoia agent
>>752808718
I'm not sure, man... That just causes even more crying.
>>752800757
This pissed me off.
>>752807458
HCl + NH3? Wouldn't this make sal ammoniac?
>>752809558
Yeah I had a friends dog attacking his little sister and he was screaming and kicking the dog I heard it so I ran in and saw the dog grabbing on his little sister's upper arm and janking it trying to get a piece so I ran in on the dog grabbed his neck and just choked it 10 seconds or less and the dog is Ko but to be fair dogs like that should get their necks snapped.
>>752807036
why are there fat stacks of cash in a scale house drawer?
>>752810883
russian guy got tired
>>752811038
there is cato in their mouths but blurred.
>>752807305
>made in china
>>752806964
...it's also amazing what kinda damage we can take and survive.
>>752810883
What the fuck do you want? A guy was working on a truck, the driver didn't see him and ran him over. What more story do you want? You want to to know the life stories of everyone involved? Why?
I thought the video was self-explanatory, to non-retards at least.
>>752811355
you gotta do it till the crying stops.
>>752807063
>This little kid walking around and not giving a fuck
>>752807897
Journalist: "did the cat survive the attack."
Owner: Yes the cat was alive after the attack but it has no hibd legs and cannot really use it's front legs. It appears to have brain damage or is in constant pain.
Journalist: "Cat survives brutal mailing miraculously."
>>752806183
>the way she stands there all smug before being shot
>>752807458
>>752806261
>when ya aint had that good good in a while an ya mans put it down
>>752808718
Edgy dude
Roll x 96
>>752806183
Nerve gas dumb dumb
>>752807961
shot in the head that's his brains coming out
>>752811869
Can you say that again, but in English?
>>752808050
why are you saying nigga
>>752808242
if this ever happed for me, i how stangle my dog. end of story
>>752807114
Wow, nice ragdoll physics.
>>752797257
More like this, I wanna fap.
>>752806432
>faggots are the same as normal people!!!
>>752807728
Some people will do everything to mooch off a free ride... smh
>>752811904
human rekt / torture doesnt bother me. its the animal shit that does.
>>752805971
story?
>>752807340
That's so weird. Usually dog attacks are provoked some way, but this dog just ran over and bit the kid. Kind of premeditated. I wonder what the motive was?
>>752811709
look it up on liveleak though
>>752806494
Gret beg bewbz
>>752806996
you now the right question my guy, do you work with that stuff? id love to know the answer
>>752812206
If I pulled your mothers teeth out while recording, would that bother you, edge boi ?
>>752802045
sad
>>752810003
He’s the new branch manager.
>>752810084
>retard detected
>>752812401
pretty sure they're already rotted away, along with the rest of her corpse.
>>752812558
>blyat to the future
>>752807189
The camper was being to aggressive. It scared the copper.
>>752812558
>it's 2K12
>driving old VW bus
>in the far left lane
>begin experiencing engine trouble
>don't attempt to pull toward the shoulder, slow down, or even signal
It's a miracle this didn't turn into a deadly pileup. Fucking morons.
>>752807655
Did that guy in the dark suit shoot the tire, causing it to explode?
>>752800757
kek, reminder that the only good cat is a dead cat
>>752812558
No way that was 88 MPH
>>752809129
Wow! What a badass! It's so cool to murder someone's pets just because they hurt a retarded cat!
>>752809257
Wow, is your dick that small?
>>752812951
slappy cat would kick your ass
>>752807305
Those helmets literally fell off the MOMENT that van hit the bike, watch it in slow mo, the moment there is the slightly connection the helmets fly off.
>>752808242
Holy shit! This why I'm glad they are outlawing this pieces of shit nigger dogs everywhere!
btw, if you want to stop one of these beasts, go for the eyes! Blinding them is the only sure way to stop their rampages.
>>752813162
little fuck deserved it
>>752805910
Luxurious death by a Mercedes-Benz
>>752802045
better than being eaten in some 3rd world shithole
