Bless me with some shitposts /b/
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Bless me with some shitposts /b/
>>752795978
>>752796167
Gay
>>752795978
>>752795978
>>752796167
gfr
>>752796167
immer han i di pech
>>752796167
fag
>>752800743
shit tier art
>>752796167
fgfg
>>752800893
I'm vegetarian now thanks
>>752796167
>>752796167
savage
>>752796167
I have never replied to one of these before this one. Y'all should be less retarded. my mother is still alive.
>>752796167
Anonymous 12/03/17(Sun)11:11:32 No.752796167â–¶>>752797075 >>752797350 >>752798672 >>752799171 >>752799265 >>752800296 >>752800898 >>752801271 >>752801326 >>752801451 >>752801953
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>>752799415
i love this picture. after 10 years it still makes me laugh
>>752796167
nigger
>>752801413
>death metal
>>752798617
Made me smile
>>752796167
Here take my (you)
>>752800743
Designated shitting tile.
classic
>>752796167
nigger
>>752796167
>>752804635
also if someone knows the story or background behind this...
>>752803287
>free smells
Fuck
>>752804635
>>752804699
was literally gonna say, everytime i see this picture i have so many questions.
>>752796167
True
>>752796167
>>752804699
>>752804900
Art project
>>752806358
what kind of fuckin art is that lol
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.
And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>752796167
cancer boi please die
>>752806298
>>752800588
w-why is this so hot?
>>752796167
That ones a good one
>>752795978
>>752808521
https://youtu.be/nqiVvOXotyw
>>752800893
While it may not look particularly appetizing, smalahove is really delicious. There's some good, tender meat to be found on the head of an animal.
>>752796167
>>752795978
go suck a nut
>>752800743
This, like.. speaks to me.
It means we all choose certain patterns to dump our life's bullshit onto. Our inefficiency in comforting habits for dealing with our biles/humors until we find we've put ourselves in a corner.
>>752809326
>>752796167
Immunity dog plz
>>752796167
What? In this case anon did good, he just shared some shitpost, why everyone is upset?
>>752798247
lost
>>752809458
We enjoy our excess, but forget the simple joys in life, killing the values we once held for gain, only telling of our values thinking they are still relevant, becoming hypocrites.
>>752807206
holy shit
>>752805788
> tight end
not really
>>752795978
>>752796167
>>752808962
Hi Broomfield Anon
>>752811095
dude that is gay af
>>752811449
here's something gayer
>>752806091
this was on yesterday and when this scene came on I never noticed how it had like a vindicated essence for Derek, spose I havnt watched the movie in 15 years
>>752800743
Weird game of checkers going on here
>>752796167
FUCK U
>>752798165
I shouldnt have laughed.
>>752800743
Somebody shit themselves into a corner.
>>752796167
fuck this shit im out
>>752798247
kek
>>752812310
Top fucking kek
>>752809326
nigga it's literally poo poo on floor
>>752796167
Kys
>>752796167
fuk u
>>752796167
Make me
Why am I here?
>>752796167
nigga
>>752796167
ffff
>>752811095
cute as fuck
>>752807206
>â–¶
>File: 1511026016852.
what
>>752812310
fucking bitch]
>>752813214
Fucking bitch
>>752811095
>not filename "an ordinary day for OP"
>>752796167
blyat
>>752812055
What a cute turkish girl.
>>752813804
dude stop coping me
>>752804041
Why don't they poo in the loo?
>>752811095
>>752796167
fuck u m8 lol
>>752806609
Im confused
>>752814222
> Checked
Also, went to zoo with my fam.
Lady rhino walks RIGHT UP TO THE FENCE... i could have touched her without stretching my arm.
> Considered letting little fam touch her, be awesome memory and i want to be cool
> Decide not, because fence seems tiny, and this rhinolass was huge
> didn't want to be retard that throws their kid into death zone then wonders why shit went south.
> Lady Rhino makes eye contact,
> Lady Rhino turns around
> GIANT shit falls out of her, as pic releated.
> fam think its funny, little fam laughs
> Male Rhino comes over.
> Looks right at me, and fam.
> Sniffs lady Rhino shit pile.
> Turns around.
> Huge shit onto lady Rhino pile.
> little fam thinks its funny as fuck.
> Male Rhino still had some more shit, at least a bucket load, but it rolls back into his giant ass.
> Male rhino follows to where lady Rhino went.
Happy memory we all share, not what I expected, but thats life.
look at me, i'm the spook now
>>752812903
>mirror image
>>752814222
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT
>>752796167
gdi
>>752815446
Did their assholes stretch open that wide? Funny as fuck. I bet they sense you want to view them as display so they poop in your face
>>752796167
it doesn’t work
oh wait
>>752814222
That is strangely... sexy.
Kinda wanna put my face in front of that
>>752816098
>>752796167
really good at being really bad
>>752800743
would've been better if they used real shit.
I mean, the artistic value in having a story in every tile... You're just missing out on so much detail
>>752816188
thats kinda hot
>>752798165
kek'd
>>752801413
>>752802412
Kek'd
>>752804635
this pic is soo old and even in 2017 no answers have been given
>>752808666
>>Ultra kek'd, Ultra chek'd and Hail Satan
>>752798165
in what way is this a shitpost? You're confused with normie ylyl stuff
>>752810151
seen this on reddit faggot
>>752809997
Ouch my balls!
>>752809054
you must be new here
>>752796167
fugg:DD
>>752800887
>>752796167
Sage
>>752808072
it isn't????
>>752818197
seen this on /b/ and you're faggot, coz u seen that on regeddit
>>752812954
just to suffer
>>752796167
you faggot
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=dZdFMKuqcxmNrD3r
a
>>752796167
ugh
>>752821422
you motherfucker.
>>752796167
fine
>>752810072
is this real?
>>752796167
weqfqweaf
>>752805788
Looks like someone had a blowout...
>>752821422
what was it
>>752796167
kek
>>752812903
when tucows meet
>>752804494
this isnt funny at all because eggs in ramen are actually a normal thing
>>752795978
nigger
>>752822037
thats mountain dew m8
>>752822629
oh shit sorry i thought it was chicken ramen
MAGA!
>>752796167
Cool
>>752796167
fug
>>752809326
Or they only shit on the White tiles because they're fucking racist. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>752822037
That aint ramen dipass
>>752811095
Looks like that MattyB guy
>>752823448
I want to believe
>>752816288
dickbutt
>>752822503
There were two naked women at the food court today.
Holy shit thats awesome!
Uh... not really.
>>752816477
Have to admit, that id love to do this :P yup, weird
>>752816477
wtaf
>>752796167
good kitty, bad poster.
>>752808072
fucking scat lover, fuck off ya gay
>>752822037
I really hope this is your contribution to the shitposting
>>752806560
The best kind
>>752810151
Shrersh’s shirt looks like the shroud of Turin
>>752797337
>>752795978
>>752796167
kys
>>752816188
Good thing he cleaned it off first! That could have been nasty.
>>752796167
fug
>>752810745
totally lost
>>752825434
its funny because ales are for faggottssss
drink a stout you pussies
Pitch
>>752795978
look at you, loser posting in 4chan lol
>>752811508
i don't know why but during an instant i thought she was alive and i had to think about the iron bar going through her to realise she wasn't
>>752816288
Easiest @reach around@ ever
>>752796167
bet
>>752812310
haha
>>752826549
Nice.
>>752796167
Nice
>>752796167
fgt
>>752826272
It's fake.
>>752801199
That is your biggest mistake
>>752826060
I like porters
>>752796167
there
>>752796167
Ugh
>>752813214
Puking dog 2020
>>752796167
DUDE REPLY OR ELSE LMAO
>>752808072
No
>>752826060
Funny you say that because on average stout have lower alcohol content.
> pussy
>>752827559
they are good
