You're a member of D-Class personnel.
The last three digits of your roll are what SCP you're being tested on.
let's go
>>752794850
rolling
>>752794850
Rolling for lillith
>>752794850
>filename
>LOGo
>>752794850
Pls don't fuck me.
rollingg
roll
autobots roll out
Here we go.
Henry Rollings
Rawl
>>752794850
Rolling for yxxx and taking y mod 4.
Rool
Re
>>752794850
Roll!!
>>752794850
fuck it
>>752795014
Ah, that one's weak! An immortal man confined to a chair, boooooring. Reroll.
>>752795096
Well shit
GOOO
Roll
>>752795181
KEK I'm lucky as fuck.
>>752795164
>SCP-1167
>While inert, SCP-1164 resembles a mundane paving slab of poured concrete, 3.6m x 4.5m x 0.3m in dimensions. [...] At any time, should a living human being or an article of clothing worn by a living human being make contact with SCP-1164's surface, they will adhere to the object's surface and be unable to remove themselves. Approximately five (5) seconds after making contact, the subject will begin to be drawn into SCP-1164, starting at the point of contact, and four (4) male humanoid faces will rise out of the top surface of SCP-1164. The subject will be absorbed at a rate of 10cm/minute, during which only physical separation from the surface of the object via amputation will halt the absorption.
Fucking great.
Fuck it
Fuck it, why not.
rolling
>>752794953
Well at least we both agree on two things: liver is tasty and furries should be killed.
Unfortunatly as soon as it was discovered i watch sailor moon i was shortly reassigned.
roll
I got the fucking coffee machine. Reroll
>>752794850
rolllll
>>752794850
Sure, why not
>>752795419
>Description: SCP-419 is a large pane of reinforced glass 1.5m x 3.6m x 7.6cm in dimensions. One side of SCP-419 does not allow light to pass through. Instead, it displays a view of what appears to be an extradimensional urban environment. This phenomenon is only present when viewed directly by a human subject. Photographs, motion sensors, and vision-enhancing objects such as glasses or contacts all act on SCP-419 as if it were a mirror. The scene viewed through SCP-419 appears to be outside but lacks any natural lighting, regardless of the time it is viewed. No super-terrestrial forms (such as celestial bodies) are visible. The view would appear to originate from a vantage point high above ground level. Approximately 800 lux of light emanates from SCP-419 despite the lack of a light source. The source of this phenomenon is theorized to be whatever environment SCP-419 displays. Light from SCP-419's testing chamber does not affect this scene.
The buildings visible through SCP-419 appear similar to those of the Victorian architectural period. However, they tend to have unusual, almost imperceptible changes that make them appear warped or twisted, or occupying spaces they should not. Much, if not all of the area viewed through SCP-419, is non-Euclidean. Estimates of the size of this city vary depending on when it is viewed and have ranged from approximately twelve square kilometers to over sixty. A multitude of neon lights and signs have been noted but are not in any known language.
Organisms have been viewed walking, albeit only en masse due to their relatively small size. Their actual size is currently unknown due to the lack of a scale. They appear to be humanoid and dark red in color; however, the lack of available computerized assistance and the obvious flaws in the human eye does not allow for a higher level of detail to be ascertained.
pffft easy
rerolling
On the roll again
Roll
>>752794850
roll
>>752794850
roll
rollin for a safe and or fun SCP.
roll
>>752795643
oh hell yeah
rollington
>>752795564
Fuck yeah, got the robot chick
>>752794850
Rolling
Roll
pls b gentle :(
fuck me up fam
>>752795662
a ring that summons a butler and can perform any simple task for you. pretty neat
>>752795639
reroll, I am still alive.
>>752794850
roll
>>752795248
Really, stcikers that makes thing go beyond a 100%? I just want to die! REREROLL
>>752795416
After my reassignment, i was given the pleasure of a short leave of absence which was taken at a forested location predetermined by the foundation. After days of exploration and surveying it was time to return.
>>752794850
Rollllllllllll
go go go
>>752794850
Allrighty
>>752794850
Well, fuckit life's a waste anyways.
Lucky me only the photo booth
>>752795658
well it ain't safe class or fun, but these guys are alright.
roll
>>752795805
No bare skin touched. I am still alive. Rerolling.
>>752794850
roll
rolling
roll in the hay
Hurt me plenty
gonna try my best
>>752795894
Just lost abbility to speak for 24 hours. reroll
stayin' alive and re-rolling
Russian chemical weapons incident
rollf
>>752794850
Someone tell me what I got
>>752796029
I suppose I am still alive. Rerolling.
>>752794850
k then
>>752795837
My new assignment opportunity involved stacking balls of clay for hours on end, which soon turned to more creative outlets as i begun minor sculpting in an attempt to mirror the physique of a nude female human.
Roll
>>752796146
well shit. guess I feel super guilty about all my shameful wanks then
Re-roll 3: might kill myself now but we'll see.
RoII
>>752794850
rollo
rollin
>>752796281
Reroll. It was a lame kitchen timer.
>>752794850
Roll
>>752794850
Rolling!
rolling
>>752796551
looks like i'm not killing myself today. fuck this stupid fucking bullshit piece of crap shitty-ass jigsaw puzzle though
rawl
roll
re-roll 4: get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur
>>752796679
I am alive. Reroll.
>>752794850
GIVE ME A KETER. I WANNA DIE
Alright fuck it
>>752796627
not being a part of monthly termination, feels good
>>752796882
considered throwing myself into the clusterfuck of gears, but metal made the noise stop. we testin' a fuck ton today boys
>>752796790
Death by blood monster? Well, if it's host lives maybe it won't be interested in me.
Assuming I survive, RE-ROLL!
>>752796680
I expected worst
Rolling
re-roll 5: why am I still alive
W H O A
>>752796963
Yeah fuck that, id rather die
Rolleroonie
>>752794850
Let's see then
roll
>>752796212
I might be alive, rerolling
>>752796934
I have gone missing. Possibly dead. No more rolls for me in this thread, it was a fun ride.
>>752797325
I got fucking Persil
Roll
>>752797234
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-234
Fuck, why does it always have to be me?
>>752797426
Re-Rollio
>>752794850
Roll
>>752797241
well shit, just ate some fucking amazing cake but i'm gonna die. been nice testin' with ya fags
>>752794850
rollin
>>752796408
Among my new duties, i was also responsible for assisting in the refilling of sugar water feeders for what appears to be a bunch of butterflies.
>>752794850
let's do this
rewlin
>>752794850
Roll
>>752797581
well shit. I get to clean up dead horses all day.
Still alive and kicking though, so rollin
Rololo
>>752794850
roll
>>752797214
>Avatar of a homicidal library.
Burn 'em both down, that's what the test should be.
One last roll.
>>752794850
PLEASE BE 999 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Yessssss
>>752794850
Mine is always lame. Rolling
>>752797832
Wow i actually got one that turns you into a capitalist. Disgusting.
>>752798152
Yep. Got me a punk ass book
>>752797819
might not be dead, got to have a lollipop though, so it ain't all that bad.
let's keep this test train going
Roll
>>752794850
rollin
>>752798246
got to watch some shitty old educational movies. also 3 safe-class SCP's in a row? fucking lucky
rolling
>>752798083
083 is nice too i guess. probably wont die so thats nice
roll
Rollin rollin rollin
>>752797540
During our normal routine, I as well as the other personnel i was with at the time were pulled aside and brought to a large testing chamber where we were given a box of old hand grenades, and were then instructed to throw them at a freshly plowed area of soil, with varying effects. The freshly plowed ground brought forth a sudden bloom of life as stalks of corn rushed nearly to the ceiling.
After this we resumed our normal duties.
What could go wrong?
Roll
>>752794850
People volunteer for that?
How much money and Miley Cyrus bjs do they fool people with?
Roll
>>752798593
rolling again
Roll
>>752798701
The D stands for Death row. I think. Your option is either you die for your crimes or you become a test rat with a small chance of living (a little longer).
roll
roll
Rerolling
Rolling
It is on, then.
>>752798575
close call with a keter, still in good shape for testing though.
rolling
>>752794850
roll
>>752798844
not really sure how this one is safe but i guess im alive still. thank god for "protective suits". rolling
Rolleringo
>>752794850
natural 20 get
>>752799031
oh god the sex slug
roll
roll
>>752798701
Huh I got one related to a play called the hanged king.
Apparently I run a small theatre group and based a play on an old book from 1965 I found.
roll5
im gay
>>752794850
Rollarino
Rollin
reroll
>>752798979
well shit, all my senses are fucked up and i'm going crazy. still good for one or two more tests though
rolling
>>752798978
Eh, got a safe SCP. A camera that shows what a person truly wants when photographed.I guess my picture would show me happy and sober.
Rawl
I'll bite
Roll
Roll
roll
Roll
>>752794850
roll
roll
>>752799268
Looks like I have a new hat!
Reroll
Rellllllin
role
Rolling
rollin
>>752799409
and I guess that's my time here up. I touched a crystal now i'm turning into one.
Sup
>>752794850
Rolling for Cassie
hopefully its not this scp
Fuck it
>>752794850
roll
>>752799410
Well it seems I'm still good for more testing, so here we go.
roll
Roll
Inb4 682. Rollllll
>>752794850
roll trips
roll
>>752799715
I got the distorting take a picture of yourself machine, reroll
sure
Roll
Reroll Buttsauce
Roooll
Roollll
>>752800092
5th Dimension CDs, re reroll
>>752794850
Rollerino
Fuckin foundation.
>>752800344
Reanimating can opener, rerereroll
>>752794850
Wonder what hell I will endure.
Subject demonstrates extraordinary luck and complete mastery of even the most fatal of circumstances and an uncanny ability to predict even the most unpredictable of hazards, almost as if it has performed these impossible tasks several times before. Further testing is required to determine whether the subject should receive SCP classification.
>>752800407
Cassette tape that causes rapid cell generation in all living things. Probably ded. RIP.
Rerollan
>>752794850
trolli...eh-hem rollin
>>752800682
Hell ye boi 682
Pet rocks. Rell
>>752794850
Rolling
pws no bully
Rawlin
Oof
>>752799201
Huh after barely escaping the hanged king, I get transported to the empty world, where I spend about a month being utterly alone.
Roll
rollin
rolling
>>752794850
roll, faggots
>>752794850
I don't wanna die!
Survived pet rocks and an immortal man whose dreams manifest to murder him. Let's go again, rellin
>>752800697
From a casette tape that causes rapid cell growth to toxic waste that turns you into a plant. Wew lads.
Rerollan
>>752801452
Some wierd spider that will have me tripping out and messing with my sleep. Maybe I won't die after all
>>752801138
After coming home and being debriefed, I get put on medicine duty for the Ever-Living Man, making sure he doesn't wake up from his comatose state and awarding me some measure of relaxation and I sense of not being alone anymore.
>>752794850
big ole roll
Rollie pollie
>>752801063
Cool, a new toothbrush. Reroll
>>752794850
dued
I got a train reeeee
Be gentle...
Rollerino
>>752801487
Occult house that bends reality around itself when objects inside of it are moved. At least it's not plant-related this time.
Rerollan
>>752802105
Girl who has fancy camera looks like I lived. Rerollan
Check em
Troop
Let's see how this ends I suppose.
>>752794850
rawl
Please god...
>>752794850
Gimi a sexy one
>>752794850
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>752802297
Nigga holy shit
> http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-297
>>752802327
Survive easy, going in for round 2
>>752802309
shit.
Roll...
>>752794850
rolling for trips 9
>>752801673
Fuck, I'm as good as dead.
I get put on clean up duty in the tissues room and manage to get myself infected.
I slowly change mentally, with an increased hunger, only to have my stomach grow in size and instances of gorging myself become more frequent.
I eventually turn into one giant stomach and any semblance of sentience in me is gone.
>>752802271
Looks like I'm made of whatever a disc is made of now, rip
Roll
>>752794850
Rolll
>>752802327
Roll
>>752794850
Hope I don't die fammu
>>752794850
ok cool
>>752802425
Bruh
>>752802651
Well I'm fucked
>>752802582
>SCP-582 is an adaptive, self-propagating meme
its keter, but I will die with a meme
rOLLING
Come on 343
>>752802778
Seems like a fitting end
rollerino, y'all faggitz. Watch dis shit
Reroll for booty.
roll
>>752800682
you dead
rollin
Moar rollz
>>752794850
ready sir.
r
>>752802816
So I get unhostile bug ai
I think that's close enough to what I wanted
hmmmm
██████
>>752801168
Reroll
>>752802914
Lived, more roll
hmmmm>>752803095
just some comic books, i live
roll
>>752794850
rooooooooooooooooooollllll
pussies
>>752802829
Interesting
>>752803330
still alive
>>752794850
Lets go!!!
gonna try my luck again
:smirk:
>>752794850
roll
>>752794850
roll
This will be horrible
>>752794850
well let's see
roll
>>752803712
Item #: SCP-712
Object Class: Safe
meh better luck next time
Fuck niggers
rawl
>>752803853
Item #: SCP-853
Object Class: Safe
Ooh canned weather, how spoopy
>>752803617
give me protective earwear and i'm safe
>>752794850
oh boy
>>752803654
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocea
Causing a commotion
Because fuck you, bitches, lightning
Come on give me something deadly
roll
>>752804099
balls just some para shit
Rolly polly
rolling rolling rolling
roll
roll
>>752794850
Rolling 12.
Let's go for Bigfoot
Roll
>>752804372
Item #: SCP-372
Object Class: Euclid
Fuck yeah. the salamander fucker you just can see in the corner of your eye or when you are turning around fast.
rolling again
>>752794850
What is this?
sheeeeeck em
>>752794850
>>752794850
Roll
>>752794850
Original and neat
Roll
Role
Roll
Fuckin rolli
roooollll
roll
>>752794850
roll
ydfxydvs
>>752794850
roll
so cute
Henlo
Rolland
Rool
