Waifu bread
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Waifu bread
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Nice.
>>752794825
Nigger faggots the thread
claimed
>>752794911
morning duke
Good bread. Tasty
my waifuzz
Hello back to the thread after a good night's sleep finally. How's everyone's day?
>>752795019
Kill me.
R.A.M. Claimed.
>>752794876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWbcK3YQ_o
>>752794918
It was done haha
>>752794970
I lieks bread haha
>>752795019
Hello, is good and yours?
>>752795083
>no heatshield
Lewd.
>>752794942
Cute
>>752795019
Hey cute
>this entire thread
>>752795083
Hello cyborg
>>752795019
Sheep/llama. Good morning
>>752795126
If were both lounging around today, what are plans??
>>752794946
Morning Klonata
didnt realize this said Trash thread.
Rei is better than all these whores
Rem claimed
>>752795083
姉さま 姉さま〜
>>752795304
I didn't call you Dluke
How goes it?
>>752795126
That music video tripped me out
>>752795261
I only have a little bit left to lounge around, im going to a concert later on today. But for now I refuse to put on pants.
>>752795452
You didn't have to
I'm tired and not looking forward for the weekend to end
>>752795594
Oh
Are you getting a holiday break or anything?
>>752795464
Pants are overrated. Thats some moving and shaking in a bit. You gonna tailgate?
>>752795405
I don't even have to look to see if its you.
How old is rems?
>>752795663
Kind of
Mu Muffet
>>752795787
Well you can look forward to that?
I saw a helicopter yesterday
>>752795880
Not really
It means it would be near Christmas
Cool, I see them most days
Claiming best girl.
>>752795971
Spend Christmas with your family
Do you live near an army? It got really close to me, I thought it was gonna land in the lettuce field or something
>>752795782
Hi Vampire-chan
Rem is 17 years old.
>>752795452
Is a good one though
>>752795782
Yeah I am not sure yet haha. Not a bad idea while we wait.
>>752795782
You can't ride a horse without pants.
>>752796056
I don't like spending Christmas with family, I don't like my aunts and uncles much
No, but there's a lot of search and rescue helicopters, an air base and medical helicopters here
>Slept for 16 hours
>Now it's cold
It's a good day...
>>752796214
Visit your grandparents
Do people get hurt a lot there?
>>752796302
That's the only reason I go during any holiday
No, but the biggest hospital in the area is here, so we get transfers
>>752796261
Why does that feel like sarcasm?
>>752795452
You're alive :)
>>752796363
If my hands weren't ice cubes, it wouldn't be! I like the cold because if means jackets and comfy staying in the house activities!
>>752796557
Since when do you like comfy staying in the house activities?
>>752796351
So you are seeing them?
Don't get hurt :(
>>752796389
That's how I feel when I see you. I didn't really plan to come back. I don't really want to get into it, but after a couple days of isolating myself from everyone, I had a really bad thought about dying alone which made me think I should just check out the thread. Then I was going through the archive cuz I was bored and saw Mugi was asking about me, and I think you replied to him (?) and that made me really happy tbh. That was the happiest I felt in a month
>>752796101
17....damn japan can't make a show about anyone over 18
>>752796118
Some of the best stuff happens with no pants
>>752796203
Thats debatable. Injuns done it for centuries
>>752796389
P-p-p-ooooii
>>752796796
Yes
Why would I get hurt
>>752796767
SINCE IT'S COLD!
>>752796827
Nice
You live in Canada, maybe you slip on some ice
>>752796906
What ice
Why airbag>
Gazelle from Zootopia. She's beautiful. She's nasty. She's perfect.
>>752796829
But that's not a reason to like the cold if you only like it because it is cold!
Shoot me so I won't be freezing anymore
>>752796806
I don't think so.
Good morning all
>>752797014
So is tho
>>752797099
4 heaters, 12 blankets, and a cup of hot chocolate.
>>752797110
Mornin.
>>752796958
Is there no ice there?
It's lyrics from a song I like
Not a furry but damn does she make me hard
>>752797226
how are you today?
>>752797099
Junko!
>>752796796
I was the one who sent that, sorry to get your hopes up. I just got out of bed. But yeah me and Akame were really worried about you
>>752797226
So isn't. It's not like you do any comfy indoors things that you don't already do anyway.
God I wish that was me
>>752797250
Not yet
Oh
>>752797342
Well you posted peach, right? He replied to you? If he did, that made me really happy. Oh yeah! The reason I checked the archive was because I saw you posted a screenshot of me from /mu/ lol
Honestly though, I've been a wreck. And I don't like bothering people or bringing them down with me. I don't want to annoy everyone around me so sorry how I am
>>752797469
Does it snow there?
K
>>752797305
Bit cold, but I slept for 16 hours so I'm surprisingly rested for once.
>>752797417
I make hot chocolate! I... like, wear jackets!
>>752797469
Yes
I need to take a shower
Nyanpasu
>>752797305
Omgoodness....the loliest
>>752797106
Nice ears, but...they did, loin cloths and shit Kevin Costner told me
>>752797099
Freezing? Did you're heat go out?
>>752797709
Make a snowman
Have fun
>>752797549
Oh yes, wearing jackets, an indoor activity for everyone.
>>752797736
Nyanpasu!
>>752795452
wh
>>752796755
wow what a fag
>>752797438
"tastes like a liar"
>>752797549
yeah we opened up with 30 degrees F today.getting up to 65 in a few hours
>>752797747
cutie pie!
>>752797816
aren't we all?
>>752797747
>Kevin Costner
Must be some faggot from Hollywood, who talks too much shit and films even more of it.
Okay, it's MUCH harder to ride a horse without pants.
>>752797816
At least im not you
>>752797785
Howdy there Brynhildr, how's your day going? I'm presently wearing a jacket so I can only corroborate that statement
>>752797861
RIP, it's a comfy 60 here right now
Bless the south
>>752797549
:^)
>>752797736
NO DONG NO!
>>752797785
Damn straight!
>>752797861
It's about 63F now. That's a pretty decent temp for most people, but I'm from the desert known as Southern California, so that's like ice cube weather for me. So jackets, hot choco, and heaters galore! Although maybe I should just become the lizard and go lay in the sun for a few hours...
>>752797226
1 double blanket, 1 big heater and my laptop on me aren't doing the trick comrade general.
>>752797305
Hey ho
>>752797747
No, but I went shopping .... worst choice ever
>>752795138
Lol
>>752795405
レム レム <3
>>752795261
No, you can call me RAM
>>752798067
yeah we will hit 65 today, tomorrow lower...then fucking 17 degrees at night all week
>>752798075
my 3D waifu is from central cal
>>752798088
that's another of her faces I love
>>752798097
hi Ram
>>752796806
It really does!
Well it’s time to get ready for the day. I’ll talk to you friendos later.
>>752797516
I posted Peach, yes, and Akame did reply to me.
That was a decent song you posted in that thread.
I really did think you killed yourself tbh, but I assume the worst a lot. I realized your discord was offline since Monday and that's when I freaked out. Are you going to come back?
>>752798067
I woke up not too long ago, so fine but uneventful. You?
>>752798075
I bet it isn't even cold there
>>752798097
Ill call you whatever i want! I just haven't thought of it yet.
>>752798088
Ahhh yea. Similar things will be happening to me soon.
>>752797926
Aggreable. However if you don't know what field of dreams is....ya messing up
>>752797861
How are you. Tennis elbow? A victory? Under par?
>>752797861
fair
>>752798024
how's that a good thing?
Imagine selfcest
>>752798372
I don't need other's dreams, I have my one.
>>752798218
Hello fancy food chef <3 My replies will be slow, I am currently making lunch for my family.
>>752798331
Brynhildr <3
I really like that picture.
>>752798372
:thinking: call me RAM : )
>>752798330
I meant this. If so, that did make me happy. It's a good album
I guess, I kinda feel better. The reason it made me happy was cuz I thought akame was mad at me. So that really made me smile yesterday. I deleted my old discord, I made this new one, I don't have anyone added but I guess I can talk again
OsnfYn_ZFdE#1776
>>752798372
absolutely annihilated him
6-4 6-4 6-1
I don't know what it was but I was hitting directional shots I usually can't nab. I'm pleased but every muscle in me hurts...
>>752798378
I got rid of the 2% tho
back to 50/50
>>752798503
ok no problem! but I finally got you back so here is what I was telling you about last week
Almond vanilla creme brulee...sorry for the counter..yuck
>>752798623
why :(
>>752798723
I lost the tip
>>752798623
So fancy. Does your WIFE think you're feminine?
>>752798218
Oof
That's a tad chilly
I love autumn but I'm not too big on the winter
Shame the former never lasts long enough
>>752798305
Solid meme/10
>>752798331
Just about the same for me
Had a cinnamon roll this morning so things are already going pretty solid for me
Just going to study for the rest of the day
What have you got going on?
>>752798529
What is the source on this image sir
>>752798075
Did you think that you could just casually post and not be sexually harassed?
>>752798529
Kek, too bas she dies
>>752798826
oh yeah....I am probably more the girl than she is. I do some manly things but I am more feminine without a doubt
>>752798834
yeah....when I was in the air Force I was located somewhere
it regularly got to -60 windchill...I hated my life there
>>752798088
Alright, so my set up for this is normally a jacket, sweats, a sleeping bag, and a heater blowing at me, with a heating pad below. Generally doesn't take long for it to get warm.
>>752798331
It's 63F!
>>752798834
Yes!
How's it goin m8?
>>752798816
what's the tip
I wanna fertilize her eggs
>>752798595
Yeah, that was us.
That's good to hear.
That's the second discord you've deleted -_-
>>752799027
and inch or two
>>752799057
haha mai d00d traps are gay eggs dee
>>752798962
I was discharged 2 hours after basic so I wasn't stationed much of anywhere
Except Lackland, I suppose
>>752798980
That is not the case, though
Pretty good on my end
Just went with 3DPD waifu to do Christmas shopping yesterday, had a solid time
Did you quit your job yet?
>>752799076
That's nice then.
Sorry, I really feel bad for anyone who has to deal with my bullshit when I'm depressed like this
>>752799080
>and
fuck my joke fell failed
>>752799189
oh...well you don't have to tell me...was it medical?
>>752799080
oh ok
>>752799076
why do they make weird poses togeth
>>752797762
No thanks
>>752799298
How was it?
>>752799283
>fell failed
is this a joke? Am I being punked?
>>752799290
I gave up
>>752798962
That is adorable. How did you two meet? How did you ask her out? I am asking because I want to find someone nice someday.
>>752799080
damn she looks so slutty in that pic
Again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G4NKzmfC-Q
>>752799336
an attempt was made
I'm gonna lay down for a bit, add me if you want or anything. I'll probably phone post I think though
![[HorribleSubs] Flip Flappers - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_14.41_[2017.05.12_23.13.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/huG4iZk.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flip Flappers - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_14.41_[2017.05.12_23.13.52].jpg")
>>752799226
Have you ever talked to Tomoyoyo when you get sad?
>>752799290
idk but that one isnt even a weird pose
>>752799321
It was a shower? I don't get your question
>>752799283
Mhm
I was told it would not be an issue
TS clearance later decided otherwise, I suppose
Oh nvm
Negh
>>752799343
ok well this may be the gayest thing I've done since I hardcore made out with a guy...but here it is
I met her online. Not like a dating site, but she was a mod for a forum I used to frequent. I was at the prime of my riding years. I had a big show coming and was working 3 foot jumps. It was like 90 degrees with humidity. I passed out, fell over the jump, and wrecked my body bad. I won't detail that but I wasn't walking for weeks, etc.
Anyway I had friends on the forum and I posted what happened to me. I was depressed af because I wasn't allowed to ride for 6 months
She saw the post, skipped over the part where I got rekt, and said to herself, "he owns a horse?"
We talked online for a while. I flew out to meet her, she flew out to meet me, I finished basic training, she came out, I proposed, boom
>>752799448
an attempt...
>>752799657
yeah...TS and what I had over it, CNWDI, was a beast of a clearance...suits showed up at my mom's workplace asking shit about me
They found shit about me that I didn't remember
Claimed.
>>752799623
what Cockona decides to be a cunt and decides to fart on her face?
You can't just get close to a butt without any risks
>>752799744
a bad one
>>752799634
Do you not enjoy showering?
>>752799623
Yeah but he can't really help alone, most people couldn't I think
>damn she looks so slutty in that pic
>>752799810
Why would I
>>752798378
Well it's always better than being a trap liking faggot like you~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5z7NSTJtqg
>>752799414
hmph another rem
>>752799739
IKR?
>>752799744
Did you make her ride the horse, I mean your horse, I mean...
You know what I mean.
>>752799904
It makes you feel fresh and smell good
>>752799999
Checked
>>752799999
>Chucked
>>752800036
What am I supposed to enjoy about that? I take a shower to not feel sweaty and gross
>>752799999
holy fuck....those digits
no. But she definitely liked riding the horse...my horse...you know what I mean
>>752799744
Oh yeah
They dig up everything
I was in for airborne cryptolinguist and I'm a little disappointed I didn't get to do that but a lot of other good things probably wouldn't have come about had I stayed in, so I guess there's a silver lining
>>752799999
Oh fuck son
Absolutely checked right now
>>752799999
>beautiful
>>752799912
nothing wrong with that
also, please vote
>>752800155
And that feels good :o
>>752800080
Oh my gosh
>>752800095
I just noticed that! I will cap that post.
>>752800171
I am amazed!
I really do apologize for my English. Did she get into horseback riding because of you?
>>752800181
I cannot believe my luck!
>>752800220
Thank you very much!
>>752800366
It feels not disgusting
I don't know about "good"
And what would that have to do with "enjoying" it
>>752799739
>>752800403
Not feeling bad is good to me
Well there's other things that feel good you can do in the shower..
>>752799794
>You can't just get close to a butt without any risks
anime girls dont fart or poop you dingus uwu
>>752799810
Fair enough
>>752800461
Who is she?
>>752800181
yeah they found I had a 5 dollar boating ticket from when I was like 17. I broke a wake in a no-wake zone and Barney Fife on his Bass Ranger pulled me over and ticketed me
>>752800384
no apologies needed. doing fine
and yeah I can tell you that I was called the worst names in High school by other guys...then the gals found out I was a rider and owned two...strangely my popularity skyrocketed
Yes she rides
and date a horse rider...seriously...they are in crazy good shape (most) strong, flexible, and usually come from money so many of them are gorgeous
plus if you are a hetero or at least bi guy in an English barn, you're likely going to be outnumber 20:1 by girls...not making that number up
>>752800631
hi Saya
>>752796806
It's hard for them
>>752798097
>>752799999
Amazing get, sister
How are you?
>>752800596
oh
understandable
>>752800596
>anime girls dont fart or poop
all my scat hentai begs to differ
>>752800285
Yes yes, of course.
And no, I won't vote~
>>752800631
Nameless Archaist character from Etrian Odyssey IV
>>752800669
>>752800511
I guess?
I don't do that
I shower and get out
>>752800870
I guess too
You should try it, it's fun
>>752800797
after almopst a year of friendship, is this how you treat me? ;-;
>>752800920
No thanks
>>752800941
Isn't that how everyone treats you though
>>752800669
Incredible
Did they hold you to it?
>>752800384
That is a pretty qt ram there
>>752800843
God bless ETO's inclusion of a loli variant for every class
>>752800975
You're no fun, duke uwu
>>752800975
just you and him uwu
>>752800752
I don't know what Cocona is doing in that picture though to be fair
>>752800786
disgusting
>>752801077
I know I'm not
>>752801095
Oh
It'll catch on with the others soon enough
>>752801004
oh yeah
but it was like...5 dollars lol
>>752800857
how are you today?
>>752801103
if only it was a ridiculous pose, kinda like the ones in joj
it's not ridiculous enough top just accept it but it's still weird. joj ones are just ridiculous
>>752801128
why must you bully
>>752801103
Shinkansen
>>752801176
Remarkable
>>752801176
Am ok. Tired. Bored. Just chilling and listening to music.
How's you?
>>752800843
Is that a good game? Console only?
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_10.29_[2017.10.08_15.32.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y9LUiR0.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan R - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_10.29_[2017.10.08_15.32.01].jpg")
>>752801288
>it's not ridiculous enough top just accept it
what
All I know about Joj is that they do really stupid poses uwu
>>752801479
idk im stupid uwu
time to watch anime and eat chicken wings
>>752796986
nice.
>>752801128
I'm teasing, silly
I'm really exhausted (I was up all night)
Let's talk later, honey child. I need a nap
>>752801620
Don't call me that
BYe
>>752801472
yup....been a while. Trying to think of what else they found
I mean I am pretty vanila..don't do things really
>>752801476
exhausted...good tennis match...but aching
what are you listening to?
>>752801574
oooh wings
>>752801574
what sauce?
>>752800941
Yes~
>>752801669
You play tennis?
See >>752799950
>>752799189
Yes, actually. My last day is this Friday, and I'll be moving back in with my aunt for a few months till I get situated to move out proper.
>>752801476
Nah, it's for the DS/3DS. 5th entry came out last month or so. You'll either love it or hate it. Make your own characters with their own backstory, but it's hard as shit, especially the first two, in my opinion.
>>752801731
Nice, where is she?
>>752801669
Yeah, I was never much of a rebel mysef
waiFUU
>>752801722
yup! love it
>>752801755
I recognize you. How are you?
>>752801978
a couple of traffic tickets. That's it
>>752801978
Like, 5 minutes from my current house. Not far at all. Still be living the garage life, but eh, better than dealing with my brother. Especially since I'll be able to fix the garage door there and make it much better.
>>752801762
I think I know a bit about the game. Not much though. I got 3DS. Is it worth getting?
>>752802069
Are you good?
>>752801762
Who dis
>>752801978
Issa loli. But eating the melon
>>752802069
Hey hey hey. Chilling atm. All good
>>752802108
PLUSHIE
>>752799999
*schemes*
>>752802670
SMUGS!
>>752802499
about 3.5
If I am feeling it, like this morning, I can really put a wailing on it. Otherwise I can still be beat handily by some. I have a lot of consistency but I also have a split-handed back hand since my left shoulder cannot handle backhands anymore...which people don't expect. It gives me an oomph of power and control on the back. But at this point this year I've lost more than I have won without a doubt
you play?
>>752802670
that pic makes me lol
>playing minotaur berserker
>god gift of a cold steel battleaxe
>plate armor
>berserk
>die to an orc warrior in the orc mines
Fug. I don't think I'll ever beat this game.
>>752802841
My friends watch Gordan Ramsay and now know everything about cooking
>>752802894
>
>>752802499
Yeah, it's pretty good. You're asking an EO fanatic though, so all I can say is yes. It's best for you to try it out yourself and see if you like it. I'd recommend Etrian Odyssey 4 for newcomers.
>>752802670
Necromancer girl from Etrian Odyssey 5.
-looks around for Ika, lifting couch cushions and opening drawers. Misses her and wants to find-
>>752803395
>>752802894
I don't. I have pretty terrible hand-eye coordination..
>>752803395
Not the newest?
>>752803475
Cuck
>>752803329
oooh battle!
you're still wrong though
Kotori is best
>>752803615
any sports you like?
>>752801479
hey mio
guess what
i turned myself into a pineapple
I'M PINEAPPLE RIIIIIIIIITSU
>>752803716
-is just a Blue-
>>752803793
-loves pine apples and carries you off to the kitchen-
>>752803793
>mio
what
>>752803329
Amazing. Fucking Ramsay.
>>752803395
What a cute
>>752803779
Honoka. She formed the group and everything fell into place after that
>shinoa
>>752804021
PINEAPPLE RIIIIIIITSU
its supposed to be like
"hey morty
Guess what
i turned myself into a pickle
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK"
funny thing is that mio and Morty start with m and are both shy and stuff. Also pineapple starts with the same letter as pickle and ritsu with rick.
>>752804525
Stop
