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u know what to do
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Hey /b/ros! Just here to remind you that your depression is a product of YOU. All of your negative fake friends who share depressing memes with you to shift shame on Discord are killing you. It’s proven that people who are depressed stay so out of repeated habits. Instead of changing your pathetic lifestyle you come here to compare tragedies until you feel better about yourself, while making no mental progress. You will always be a burden, the only pity you deserve is the shame of not being strong enough and having substance enough as a person to help yourself. How sad.
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>>752739549
I lie in these kinds of threads all the time
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>>752739610
kek.
OP
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>>752739549

i fingered a 9yo few hours ago
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>>752740098
greentext it
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>>752740174

I'm lazy
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>>752740174
>>752740227

GREEN TEXT IT YOU LIER HAHAHAHAHA
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>I fly back and forth to HK for work
>I have an apartment there
>Some restaurants you have to share with strangers because it's cramped
>Met an older lady who was killing my mood
>Awkward stuff but I said hi anyways
>Fuck. She spills her woes all onto me.
>She's a single mother of 3 and can't get a decent job and needs money
>Fuck it I offer her to take care of my place once in a while and if I'm in HK she can cook for me
>Told her if she does anything shady though I'm not putting up with that shit
>She becomes my maid and a damn good one at that
>Came back late one night after having a few and horny
>She asked if she could get a small advance because money was tight
>Drunk me says something about her sleeping with me and I'll give her even more
>Blank stare from her and she grabs her stuff and leaves
>Woke up the next day and I felt like shit and I never wanted to see her again because I'm embarassed
>She shows up a few days later and asks me if that offer still stands and I'm about to say no and give her the money for being stupid

>She's dead serious about doing this though
>I tell her to wait and I'm going back and forth in my room because I want it but morals and shit
>Come out and she's sitting on the couch and I tell her if she's willing and she says yes
>Awkward at first but she gets naked and gives me head
>At this point I'm just horny and morals are dead to me
>Balls deep in her mouth and came
>She was trying to stop to catch a breath but in the moment and seriously I haven't came in ages so I kept her face there with force
Fuck it's too late for this but now she makes a little more and she's basically a maid that lets me fuck her for extra per month. I'm not gonna complain.
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I just got head from a 17 yr old employee in exchange for some coke. (Her idea not mine).
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>>752740345
Does she enjoy it?
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>>752739549

I nearly killed a paki for hitting me

he hit me for lookling at an item on his stall
i hit him back
we started fighting
i beat hit at least 10 times with a wine bottle before it broke over his head
he ended up in hospital with a fractured skull, broke nose and eye socked

I;m actually proud of this
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>>752740305

>we do pillow fort
>i finger her
>never seen a sexiest face and never heard a sexiest panting
>going now for 5th fap

happy?
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>be me, 17(16 is the legal age of consent in UK)
>have a gf for around 1yr
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>we break up
>feelsbadman.jpg
>we remain friends due to knowing alot about eachother
>her dad is abusive(physically, sexually, emotionally)
>she cant take it anymore so i persuade her to move in with my family(checked with my family first)
>she moves in
>*i am 16 during this time period*
>after a few weeks of settling in me and her start fucking regularly
>after so long the idea of sex loses its appeal because its so easily avaliable
>start making excuses as to why we dont fuck no more
>mastrubate more
>she sleeps in my room but is out most of the day with her friends, it is during this time i wank
>she comes home early one day and walks in on my wanking
>fuck.exe
>feelskindagoodman.jpg
>something about being caught excited me so i masturbated more often hoping to have close calls involving this girl almost catching me
>she goes to sleep alot earlier than me so i spend late hours browisng 4chan
>forget shes sleeping in my bed like 5ft away from me due to being immersed in tw3(noise cancelling headphones helped block out the snoring)
>start browing /b/
> see a porn dump thread
>gets me going
>start to masturbate
> take one headphone incase i hear people coming to my room
>hear this girl snoring
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>i get so horny
>masturbate slowly to not make any sound so i dont wake my ex
>icum
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>clean up with some tissues and carry on playing videogames on my computer as she sleeps asif nothing ever happened
>next night
>i decide to get experimental with my porn
>watch a little cartoon porn
>not bad
>my ex always used to bash cartoon porn because she thought it was wierd
>turns me on more
>i finish my business and clean up once more
>i do this close to every night now whilst she sleeps
>last night i cummed on the bedsheet that she was wrapped up in
>writing this greentext as she sleeps, may provide pictures if required.
>kek
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>>752740864
She does. Sometimes she'd come by unasked and wants to get into it.

It's worked out for the both of us I guess but a part of me still feels shitty about it up until the next time we have sex.
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>>752741457
she's your sister?
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>>752739549
I want to fuck my cousin.
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i want to fuck my step sister, eat her ass/pussy, and eat her cum
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i diddled my little sister on numerous occasions

i now live in fear that she will one day tell this to our parents
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i want to watch The Road again. that movie is damn good.
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I actually turned a 6/10 virgin into a depraved and litterally dirty cum/piss/shit/pukeslut.
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>>752742829
greentext
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>>752743536
there's too many stories to green text. i basically would just expose myself to her every chance i got.

when we were on the couch, i would let me boner poke out of my shorts and pretend like i didnt know
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fucked my best friend at my wedding reception, she was there with her husband and their daughter. watched her sitting on her husbands lap knowing she was full of my cum and I had her panties in my pocket. my wife sucked my cock later that night but was too drunk to realise she was sucking girl cum off of it too
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let's make this thread better than the last... post filthy stories of ____ ____
girls.

(I don't want to get b& or v&.)
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>>752743769
greentext the first time u did it plus ages of you and her
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I fuck trannies constantly. I've now fucked almost as many trannies as I have genetic women
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>>752742829
>>752743769
>>752744374
i'm 6 years older than her

>me and my sister were home alone one morning
>mom was out running errands
>i went to take a shower
>purposely made sure there was no towels before i jumped in the shower
>got out and called out for my sis to bring a towel
>i was rock hard and really nervous
>legs felt like jello
>sister brings a towel
>i crack open the bathroom door
>stick my hand out and stick my boner out
>she doesnt hand me the towel right away
>total silence
>felt like an eternity
>finally hands me towel and i close the door
>jerk off in the bathroom and jizz gallons
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I'm an autistic, sexually frustrated 29 year old who has had sex three times. I posted pictures of my biggest crush on a porn forum for people to Photoshop into fake porn. She found out somehow and now I cry all the time. It's almost been one year and I still feel exactly the same. Her friend told me that she will need about five years before I can attempt to talk to her again. I cling to this and imagine all these scenarios in which I can speak to her again. I miss talking to her so much. Even if she didn't feel the same way about me as I did about her...I still miss seeing her name pop up on my phone. Is there anything I can do to make this easier? She is a good person with a big heart and I hurt her and I don't know how to forgive myself. I almost died on December 7th 2016 because of it (in a coma for a week). Is there anything I can do to show her that I am sorry and that I really do care about her?
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I like it in the ass, but sometimes I cry..
It's weird..
:/
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>>752745027
How tf did she find out? She may be "big hearted" but if she is mortified that one of her male friends would fap to her she doesn't sound worth it.
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>>752745027
Move on, there's nothing you can do. The more you obsess over it, the less likely it'll ever work out. If you keep being a mental case over her there is less than zero percent chance she'll want to be around you.
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I like big boobs
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>>752745027
>>752745533
Disregard what I said though if you basically let yourself get doxxed or were creepy to her IRL. In that case you just need to get over her and work on yourself.
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>>752745495
oh hi again love, show us ur lovely ass
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>>752746182
But I did that earlier..
R
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>>752746182
>>752746460
i wanna piss inside your ass so fucking much
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>>752746980
Haha, I'm into waterworks..when I feels like it.
Maybe I get ideas for next time we roll, Idk.
R
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>>752747376
post ur self again i wanna jerk off with ur pics never saved ur pics for some reason
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>>752739549
I fucked everyone in this thread's mothers.
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>>752747711
You saw this earlier?
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>>752748236
you go girl!
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>>752739592
Stupid bitch, that first sentence is true and then the rest is just mental retardation.
Repetition is good for you, you fuckin moron. It's not thinking for yourself and not having the right mind set that makes you depressed. That and poor health.
You're just a dumb fuckin pussy with arms and legs and I hope you die of leukemia.
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>>752748548
nope.
fuck youre hot. btw whats your yt again?
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>>752748648
Huh?
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>>752748574
hay hay hay
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>>752748548
What are you some sorta edgy vampire teen??
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>>752748786
Hahah!!
Sure, I'll take that guy..
I'm what you want me to be.
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>>752748771
what's your youtube channel?
keep postin dem pics
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>>752748771
show real face
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>>752748986
>newfag detected.
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>>752739549
I take creepshotting of my daughter and share them on Kik. She has quite a few fans.
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>>752749070
what's your kik?
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>>752748919
Ooooohhh
Regret Terger

Is Regret backwards
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i want to fuck my friend wife, fucker raw and then cum in her ear or some shit
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I Used to use my cat as a cumrag whenever I wanted a real good orgasm
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>>752748986
Boo!
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>>752749163
i wanna piss all over you and in your holes so fucking much
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>>752749359

show anus, wide spread
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>>752749436
Haha, that your thing?

>>752749446
This a pic from few days ago..week idk.
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I want my wife to die in an accident so I can start dating again.
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>>752749703
one of my things, yes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeMlj2RQQh8
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>>752749756

bahahahahah
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>>752749703
>>752749359
>>752749163
>>752748771
>>752748548
>>752745495

<3 im in love
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>>752749779
I like pissing through my undies..not thing but regular girl panties like the "love" one, Haha!
This from few days ago too.
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>>752750132

u have any sucking dick?
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>>752750132
>>752749779
oh yes i will piss all over ur face in this position u fucking slut
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>>752750203
Maaayyybbbeeee..
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>>752750329

show em, wanna see that mouth wraping a good ol cock
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>>752750284
Why do you call me names?
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>>752750486
another one of my things kek.
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>>752739549
i killed a person over a 150€ dispute, made it look like an accient since he was heavly alcoholized and drugged. No one knows this, the official statement was he fell down the starirs ( actually i broke his neck)
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>>752750724

what kind of dispute anon
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>>752750724
r/iamverybadass
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>>752750132
more face
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>>752750815
he owed me 150€ he was avoiding me for over 6 months, so one weekend i found him drunk n drugged, i was drunk too, we went upstairs of a club where the bathroom was and shit went down he tried to punch me i grabed him from behind broke his neck n threw him down the stairs.
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ive fucked most of my friends gfs, dont know why but they are easy as fuck, it doesnt matter to me because i cant tollerate my friends
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>>752750594
Is this Spiderman?
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>>752750966
would you do again? did you feel anything?
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>>752751020
nope.
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>>752740361
green text
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>>752751020
>>752750486
>>752750329
>those eyes
open your mouth and swallow it all
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>>752751107
Ahh man..
Oh well..how are you though?
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>>752751034
i was drunk dude, i didnt knew i broke his neck, i just took his head and turned it to the right with all the strenght i had, he passed out and fell down the stairs, when people came after he fell i went into the bathroom and after 3 min or so came out, ppl thought i was pissing ot smth, they thought he fell down the stairs since they ssaw him already drunk way before, so thats what i told the police and it worked.
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>>752751020

if thats ur face u seem to look like the bitch from the movie run lola run

show ur armpits for this disgusting human being to fap
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>>752741450
doooo it
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>>752751264
tired af, 5:40am here. would love to see ur pussy/shithole so i can jerk off
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>>752751385
kys
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>>752751385

wtf
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>>752744414
So zero then huh
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>>752751326
well my dude lets hope that never has to happen again.
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>>752751385
hello anon where r u located we would like to congratulate you
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>>752751518
actually..that shit boosts your selfesteem, when you know you're a killer.
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>>752751385
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>>752751694
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
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>I'm a serial shitter
I go into bathroom stalls in public bathrooms and find new and exciting ways to fuck up someone's day by leaving my shit in an extravagant way that scars them mentally.
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Shared over 200 pics and personal information for my adult daughter with an anon I met here.
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>>752751365
Maybe if ask nicely..
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>>752739592
Iike-minded ppl attract
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>>752752339
can we please see the magnificence that is your womanly gates and the beauty hidden behind your mask?
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>>752752339

post shitter or be a quitter you fucking pussywillow

either you have the gonads to do it or you have fucking nothing
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>>752752549

what a fucking pussy, jesus that coment just gave my a pussy and then dried the fuck of it like popeye's chicken
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>>752752691
Don't blame the comment for you having a pussy.
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>>752752886

i blame this comment for giving the vagina a pedestal that its not existent
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>>752751460
What did it even say?
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>>752751365
>>752752339
sure thing sweety, i would love to see your holes so i could enjoy myself infrot of your pics
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>>752742017
Virgin
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>>752753256
He was talking about raping a 2yo so I told him to become an hero
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>>752745027
Kill yourself then she'll see that you where sorry and forgive you and visit your grave everyday
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>>752750724
Keep up the good work
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>>752752309
Did he post or spread the pictures or info?
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>>752739549
I once jacked off to Julia Roberts.
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Use to have old topkick service truck at work that would backfire extremely loud if you cycle the ignition off and on really fast while driving, when I did it around other cars they would pull over and get out and check their car over like their tire popped or something. It was so funny I miss that truck so much frame rusted out.
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A guy is pretending to be my friend just so he can gather evidence for the Feds.
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A guy named Darren Himebrook ate my shit so I wouldn't beat him up in 1996.
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>>752754913
Had a coworker drive behind me when I did and he said it sounded like shotgun going off and could feel the concussion it made.
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>>752754335
Who would want to do something lol that?
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>>752742017
i wanna fuck my real sister from behind and blow my load into her while fingering her asshole
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I'm in love with my best friend
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>>752739549
My girlfriend has no idea that I'm a female supremacist.
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>>752755315
same, plus wanna gape ass her really wide
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>>752756442
yeah my sister could probably take an ass fucking too
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>>752739549
I like fucking shemales and sucking their dicks.
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So m/23... Honestly have way too many secrets.. I guess the biggest would be all the sexual experiences with family.. From sister to dad, brother, multiple cousins, it's pretty crazy. Add me on sc: anonguy316
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>>752756672
greentext cousin stories?
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Once I started having satisfying sex, my sexual fantasies went away basically overnight.
But my revenge fantasies have only gotten stronger.
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>>752756672
greentext sister story plus ages
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I make up incestuous experiences I never actually had for /b/ CONSTANTLY
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>>752750132
lol i recognise you and have met you irl
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I have a micropenis
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Does sharing pictures of your daughter, clothed ones, and just litt Stories from her life amount to o something bad?
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my sister used to do a cam show and I saved videos of her and beat of to them before in my defense she can take a glass dildo in the ass pretty good
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>>752757298
Please share
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>>752740361
Cocaine or cola? I can only fap to one of these
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A few months ago I was at an amusement park with some friends and there was a group of like 6 12-14 year old girls all wearing leggings and I very obviously checked out one of their asses as she walked by and one of her friends saw and told her "oh my god that guy over there just checked you out." and they were like talking about it and looking at me and then later they were all walking in front of me and I was looking at their asses more and they turned around and laughed. It was hot as fuck not even gonna lie.
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>>752742994
"Wake up, papa!"
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>>752740345
still here anon? wat was it like and how old r u and how old is she
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>>752757557
> youngest of four sisters (2 stepsisters from dads 2nd marriage 2 real)
> Middle daughter moved away when she was 26 to go live with "real mom" I had just turned 22
> Apparently she couldn't find a real job so she started doing MFC
> Oldest sister venting to me slipped up and hinted that she was doing inappropriate stuff under a secret name
> dumb middle daughter had her "secret porn account" friends with her real account on FB
> Google cam girl name
> find Videos for sale on upstore
> made a 1 week account
> downloaded and enjoyed
>yes it sick and twisted but if this is the worst I do who fucking cares
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>>752739549
wheres the stuff about aliens come on /b/
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>>752758007
imagine if she knew..
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>>752740940
but dont they want you to look at what they have for sale????
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Neither of my crushes are probably going to return the feeling. One has a girlfriend (I'm a guy) and the other is leaving for Europe soon. It's a shame because both are very intelligent, funny, and good looking.
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>>752758357
lol could make for a fun Christmas
still have the videos too on an old laptop
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>>752758503
Damn bro, u think she'd be down?
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>>752758621
ye if i threatened to leak her porn activities
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>>752755271
I done kno But I would love to get those pictures if you're still sharing.
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>>752758621
fuck no id die lmao but i have the videos so whatever
>>752758689
don't answer for me lol
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>>752758689
u got kik?
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>>752759053
Just be like sitting at dinner and just mumble her screen name and wait for reactions lulzz
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I'm addicted to physical contact with women, any contact, not even just sex, and I will go to any length to get it.

I have broken hearts doing this and I'm torn between wanting to not be a piece of shit and feeding my addiction.
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>>752739549
I once tounged my wife's ass.
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>>752759218
you break their hearts just because they tap ur shoulder?
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>>752759051
Is there an email you can be reached at for private pic sharing?
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>>752759409
I move on very quickly from one to the next.
Started when I ended up divorcing my cheating ex.

Guess I never coped properly.
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My adopted mum jerked me off and let me fuck her in front of her friend when I was 14
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>>752759651
i wish i could be you...banging chicks filling an empty void i my life and ultimately ruining them...
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>>752759743
greeeeen teeeext
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>>752759456
whats urs
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>>752759778
It's not that fun bro.

Nothing ever lasts and you're still no better off than you were before.
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>>752759814
Okay but I need a drink first

>then it's time to fuck mum
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>>752759987
but still who cares in the end? no woman would ever take us srsly in the long run lol
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>>752755406
that's sweet. you can get gay married now!
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i know my neighbor has a crush on my wife. im so close to have the balls to get her drunk one day and let my neighbor fuck her while i watch.
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>>752760087
yaaaaaaay
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>>752760720
That's hot. Try it
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>>752760720
> post pics of your wife?

> any houses for sale near you
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>>752759954
[email protected]
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>>752761045
u got nudes of ur daughter?
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>>752760087
u go girl
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>be me
>get set up on blind date by friends
>meet up at local watering hole
>not bad, she's a good 7 maybe even 8
>nervous because I've never done this
>hey anon, I'm M
>hey M, I'm anon
>proceed to sure a few drinks and share stories
>we play a few games of pool where she says that she hasn't dated in a while
>why's that M?
>she tells me how her ex was abusive and that she didn't want to fall into the same shit
>tell her how sorry I am and that maybe there's someone for you
>night goes on and we hop on down a few blocks down to a dance
>place is happening
>packed to the brim
>slide the bouncer a few bucks to let us in
>we dance and have a few more drinks
>she's really into it and having fun
>I could really seal the deal if i want
>hey M, so what's the plan once the dance is over
>she blushes and says, idk I was hoping you'd tell me
>well you'll find that I'm quite the gentleman once the night is over
>she laughs and gives me a playful smile
>night is over and we walk out onto the street
>well anon, now what?
>like I said, I'm a gentleman when it comes down to ending nights
>oh really?
>yup, in fact there's your uber right here
>she looks surprised
>it was nice hanging with you M, maybe we can do it again with some friends
>uh sure anon, umm goodnight
>we hug and end the night like that
>I get home and go to my room surprised to see my bf awake
>so how was it?
>she was cute, I think Jarret would definitively be into her
>proceed to have amazing sex with bf

you think my friend Jarret has a chance with her /b/, even after her abusive ex?
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I want to watch the paperboy fuck my wife. We've talked about it and she seems into it. wat do?
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i went through a phase in middle school where i thought i was bisexual, this made me friends with so many fucking hot chicks because they thought of me as the gay best friend figure. long story short, i got a lot of pussy in this scenario, but because i thought i also liked guys, i got made at this one girl, and fucked her boyfriend, let him fuck my ass. to this day i live in regret and realize i am 100% heterosexual. that shit fucking ruined me and now every time i take a shit, that bitch looks like a fucking log in circumference.
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>>752761173
Yes
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>>752761264
If she's up for it....get her to come on to the paperboy and he'll probably fuck her...you can hide in a closet
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>>752760927
would love to... neighbor needs to make it worth my while..
>>752761041
sorry. no pics.
she's 5'2 black hair, asian, nice ass.
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>>752759954
can i get in that action? pattaponako23ATgmail
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>>752761430
i'd like to see -->>>752761800
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>>752760899
>Be me.
>14 or so.
>Go out all day with girlfriend. It's summer time. So just the short shorts and t for her.
>She's Mexican and fucking perfect.
>Always wet.
>Life is Goooooood
>Drive around all night with her family
>Finger fuck her in the back seat all night.
>Same girl I lost my v to, so we do everything at this point.
>Always trying to get in whatever we can whenever we can
>Go to see a movie. Same thing. Finger fuck her while her parents sit in front of us.
> Life is perfect. Fingers smell of pussy.
>Girls rubbing my dick all night while we drive around
>Hard as rock
>Spend all time trying to hide it
>Figure tonight will be awesome fap ending.
>Her parents drop me off at home after shopping/dinner/movie.
>Thinking about how amazing night is
>Life is great.
>Life can't get better.
>Life is about to fuck me silly.
>Staying with adopted mum and dad ( best friends' parents ) for summer.
>Parents went to EU for work for 10 weeks.
>Most of my summer at friends house
>Seems legit.
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>>752761862
wheres the adopted mum story
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>>752762086
hes getting to it
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>>752761360
was she hot though?
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>>752762086
Oh man. The story is only half as good with the first half day set up.
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>>752761264
let her do it... paperboy's probably hanging to that obsolete job just to fuck her.
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>>752762180
>Walk into the house.
>Nobody around
>Loud shit and music from outside
>Go outside
>Find friends' parents in hot tub with some other bitch
>My friend is passed out but, Friends parents up?
>Pussy
>Friends mom " GO change we are gonna party all night!"
>ooooookay. Go change. join everyone in HOT TUB TIME MACHINE.
>really just normal hot tub
>After tons of drinking singing..his dad goes to sleep...
>I'm left with two ladies just being loud cunts.
> it's kinda funny. Nothing better to do.
>They keep drinking.
>I keep watching.
> Time goes by.
> after a while friends mom is just kinda staring at me.
>Notice her friend is totally fucked
>I'm across from her in the hot tub...
>ALl of a sudden...I feel feet between my legs....
>She's fucking rubbing my dick under the water...
>What...the...fuck...
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>>752762464
ur 14 at this time?
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reference tag: urinal cake
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>>752762464
>Is this s hit really going down?
>I've actually fapped billions of times to friends mom
>dreamt about fucking her
>Now she's sitting here rubbing my cock through my shorts in the hot tub
>WTF
>Stay cool
>She keeps going
>My dick is just straight up at this point
>Fucking Iron Man in my shorts.
>She's smiling now
>looking right at me.
>I look at her friend worried....
>She just smiles even more...
>After a couple of minutes
>both feet
>She's rubbing with one foot
>Using the other to press down on the top of my dick to almost hide it.
>wtf it's amazing...
>Almost worried might blow my load in hot tub.
>Still worried..
>Looking around for friend and friends' dad
>She keeps rubbing.
>Knows I've wanted it.
>Knows she has rubbed up against me and made me hard.
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>>752762551
14/15 yup. Just finished first year of high school I think
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>>752762813

>After a while sme moves over to my side.
>I'm sitting back against the wall
>She is facing wall arms over side kinda on her tummy.
> I'm kinda freaking out at this point she can tell
> Mostly cause my buddies dad is a psycho asshole.
>She smiles at me.
>You like that huh baby? She asks
>I just nod and smile
> Good
>SHe reaches down for my arm and swings my hand under her
>Now she's straddling my hand in the hot tub
>Kinda just floating on my hand
>She pulled her suit to the side and slipped my fingers right in.
>She fucking loved it.
>Her other friend now passed out drunk on other side of hot tub
>MILF is riding my hand. Silently. Not to disturb her friend or make waves
>It's late now.
>She just keeps riding my fingers.
>As She is riding my hand she pulls her suit down and now has her tits half out
>nipples pierced.
>My god.
>Fucking floaters are huge.
>Thick girls with thick tits and thick pussys.
>WTF IS LIFE
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>>752763321
>She rides my hand for a bit
>Has me suck her nipples while she's riding my hand.
>I'm hard as fucking rock
>Can't believe what's going on
>Still terrified.
>Dicks now been hard all night
>Only ever fingered 2 other girls
>Third is best buddies mom
>Oh fuck
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I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!" Years later, I'm not gay or bi but I do have a WIP fetish.
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>>752763464

>after a little of that she turns back around
>This time she just sits right in front of me
>She's got her back towards me
>Her friend kinda starts to stir
>She's covering my raging hard on
>She's making sure her friend doesn't see
>She reaches with her hands and pulls my shorts right down
>I don't have time to fight
>My shorts are half down now under the water
>without even turning back around
>She just reaches back
>Grabs my cock
>starts to jerk me off
>My friends mom is a fucking pro.
>She reaches back with other hand and pushes mine down under water
>SHe wants me to finger her while she jerks me off
>As she jerks me off she stairs at her friend.
>back her ass into my hand now while grabbing my cock
>She never stops watching her friend.
>She doesn't want her to see
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>>752763738
we still going on this mates
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>>752755132
are you me?
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>>752757146
no you haven't
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>>752757270
me too
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>>752763797
keep going
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>>752750724
Now that he's dead you're obviously one step closer to getting your money. Oh nevermind
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>>752751017
The balls on you anon.
My guess is they can't tolerate you either but feel bad for you. Obviously they shouldn't.
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>>752764953
my balls are on you
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>>752739549
This is my confession
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>>752763738
u stopped?
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>>752765180
stopped shitting on your face
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>>752757622
Not much of a secret.
Just some teens finding out their sexual powers of men.
They would get you alone in the back to get you hard then giggle and leave.
Have fun being a toy.
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>>752739549
I'm hungry as fuck
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>>752765253
Should've boinked those girls
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>>752739549
When I was 16 I got put in juvenile detention for 3 months, the guy I shared a room with was 13, really small, late bloomer to puberty, I raped him, fucked him at least once, normally more than once, every single day until I was let out. When he was let out he got in touch with me and tried to be my boyfriend. Either he developed stockholm syndrome for me, or he secretly liked it the whole time, or he was trying to set me up to get me arrested. Whichever it was, I turned him down. I think it was one of the first two things though because he started crying when I turned him down.
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Anyone wanna hear the dirtiest true stort ever?


Email me - [email protected]
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>>752764953

im the anon you replied to

yea brah probably, but thanks to this experience i realized people are shitty as fuck man, all those girls always tell me how my "friends" talk shit about me or other friends aswell then they just go like "oh hello best friend", bahaahhahah

trust no one but ur mom, dad and dog
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My dad is cheating on my mom and my siblings and my mom know but he doesn't know that we know. Sadly we are dependent so we are stuck with him.
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>>752755143
>A guy named Darren Himebrook ate my shit so I wouldn't beat him up in 1996.
Straight from your asshole or like a turd you dropped? Where is Darren now?
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>>752765474
are you gay?
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>>752765538
This is so high school.
You in high school right anon?
I hate fake people like that.
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>>752765538
Don't trust your parents
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according to multiple sources I'm probably going to have sex with her.
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I love my GF but I'm worried that college is the last good chance at being with a variety of people. Graduating and moving away together within the next year, so I don't think I have time to convince her to work on this with me.
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>>752765758
gay retard
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>>752765692
I hope all three of you die
>tonight
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>>752764436
this post scared me
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>>752765739

i dont understand you comment anon, how is people being shit so highschool?, highschool was great.

>>752765752
i know right
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>>752765695
Bi, but I prefer cute boys to cute girls, so if you want to call me gay you wouldn't be far from the truth.
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I'm developing a relentless obsession that's steadily devolving into a violent psychosis.
It is difficult to pull back from at this point in development, seeing as how the rewards for doing so are so minimal, while the possible release seems much more enticing.
I will likely acquire a burner soon to alleviate the tension.
Acceptance does nothing to stabilize my perspective, only stretches out the emotions until they become lame.
Hahahahahahaha
I should really keep quiet.
This is not a life worth living.
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>>752739549
> been an exhibionist since first grade
> that's the only thing that really turns me on
>today am 28 have a gf she has no idea.
>only gets my flashing fill once in a while online.
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>>752765480
Nobody?
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I met what is basically the girl of my dreams and everytime we have sex I almost never finish. I'm terrified I ruined my chance at a decent sex life given I watch porn pretty much every time I masturbate.
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>>752765891
you sound like me, are you me?
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>>752765872
High school meaning people are drama addicts who mainly spend their day screwing and talking shit about each other. When high school is over people usually grow out of it and grow personalities.
It seems childish to anyone is their 20s is what i'm saying. But maybe it's just me and where I live.
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>>752766145

well thats what i tought too man, but these people here have no other conversation than others lives, its really weird their girls tell me these info but will use it with wisdom
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I used to sneak over to my neighbors porch, their daughter would leave her shoes out.she wore them barefoot. They smelled glorious. I would spend 20 min. jerking off while smelling her shoes. then i would cum in her shoes. I would see her wearing them barefoot, knowing my cum was on her toes.
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>>752766092
Yes, I am you, I have traveled back in time to create a world ending paradox all for the sake of fucking my 13 year old self, but my time machine malfunctioned and I ended up in the wrong year. we dodged a sodomy bullet that would have ended all existence.
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>>752766264
sodom Hussein (raped you)
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>>752765758
College isn't for hooking up with multiple people unless you're a woman, for men it's about trading up. You fuck chick after chick until you trade up to one that can either uplift your life or is just way more attractive than the last. Idiots try to fuck a lot of women, smart men only want one. So the only thing you're missing out on is finding someone better.
There's 10 billion people on the planet, the odds of you finding someone perfect for you within a 100 mile radius of where you live are pretty fuckin low. College makes it so that you at least have a fighting chance at not being stuck with someone you don't even like all that much.
>only thing is, you gotta understand and acknowledge the fact that you will only get out of life and others what you are willing to put in.
fat, ugly, unsuccessful you = fat, ugly, unsuccessful woman.
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>>752765474
I hope you die in a fire.
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>>752766264
Currently fapping. Pls continue
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>>752765926
jerk off or watch tv and shut the fuck up
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>>752739592
I love you
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>>752766072
nah son, you just gay
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>>752752309
Potential soon-to-be child pornography thread reported.

As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content.

These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to ’Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads ’Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism’ as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted.

We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act.

We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse.

Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!

Never stop fighting the vile scum of this Earth such as pedophiles and child molestors!

We shutdown Freedom Hosting. We shutdown OPVA. We shutdown CPHeaven. We shutdown Playpen. We shutdown TOR. We are not done yet.

If you help, support, produce, assist or in any other way endorse child sexual abuse we will find you.

We Are Anonymous
We Do Not Forgive Child Molestors
We Do Not Forget The Children That Have Suffered

Expect Us.
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>>752766252
please incinerate yourself
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>>752766414
Are we talking die in a fire as in actually burning to death? Or the way most people die in a fire, smoke inhalation, passing out, and suffocating while unconscious?

>>752766473
To say any more would be dangerous, me. My mission of self sodomy has failed, it would be unwise to cause a paradox for no gain.
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tonight is the 1st night in over a week that im not totally fucked up on drugs. i dont like it, i want to get fucked up. i have drugs but have shit to do tomorrow.
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>>752765838
>>>752765692(You)
>I hope all three of you die
>>tonight
Darren, is that you? Eat any turds lately?
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>>752766473
Kek
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>>752766525
I'm bi. I love fucking the shit out of her, but either I don't cum or I take way to long to do it (2 or 3 hours)
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>>752766543
Anonymous are the most lame group of hackers you can find.
Skiddies on a mission pretty much.
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I've been extremely hungover all day today, and the stench of my own shit while emptying my bowels caused me to throw up. Whist throwing up with my head in the toilet bowl, my face inches away from my shit, I involuntarily continued to unload my beeriod on the bathroom floor.
It was the worst of times
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>>752766724
Enjoy your FINAL post on 4chan.
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>>752766789
Ok waiting....
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>>752766584
Salem witch trial status
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>>752766574
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>>752766874
They didn't burn witches in Salem. They hung them after they confessed, or if they refused to confess they stacked stones on their chest until they confessed or were crushed under the weight.
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>>752766789
Anonymous are fags
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I find out monday if i need to have heart surgery or if it is inoperable and i just have to deal with the fact i can randomly die at any time.
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>>752766789
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>>752767002
>implying they actually were witches
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>>752767241
But anon, they were found guilty, and the american justice system is never wrong. They must have been witches. They were only tortured in to confession after all, and everyone knows that torture works and no one ever lies to make it stop.
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>>752767323
but they didnt even try to build bridges out of them
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>>752740940
You should be proud of that. Pakis need to fuck off out of Britain and Europe period. Congratulations on destroying an invader. Hope the cops dont fuck with you. They hate white men fighting back.
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>>752767374
Now I'm lost. I was playing along with you for shits and giggles, but I don't get the joke you're trying to make here.
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>>752767539
it's a monty python reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
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>>752767672
How did I forget this, I've watched that movie several times, it's my favorite Monty Python film.
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>>752751753
I bet. Lots of people wonder if they have it in them and how it would effect their life.
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>>752756758
So get revenge?
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I met random guys living near my adult daughter.

I told them what she likes and where she hangs out with.

Based on things my daughter told me recently a number of these guys are fucking my girl on the regular.
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I'm only 23 I love sucking older men big dicks, it`s becoming an addiction.
I've pretty much suck cock anywhere i go and i like rough men better like construction workers, drivers, bouncers and all my gilfriends dads
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>>752768128
were you molested?
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>>752766543
They wewere clothed pics and she was over 20 in most of them. Over 18 in all.
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My Gf is an ex addict and she used to get fucked up and pass out all the time she's been clean a while now but I used to take pictures of her passed out and recently I made a fake fb and I have been sending guys on her fb and our mutual friends pictures of her and it turns me on So much lol she thinks it's her ex and hates him ten times much but it's really me:)
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>>752768337
No, i just love a hung older men to fuck my mouth.
It feels so good
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>>752768086
Would you help more?
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I have a really hot gf but I've cheated on her with two different girls

I stopped but just last night I was out at a club and spent the whole night dancing and grinding with this smoking hot girl
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>>752768504
So can we see one?
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>>752768819
>>752768504
For example
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>>752769143
Why the fuck is the black shopped in?
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>>752769303
So she can't tell where they are taken lol
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>>752739549

I think I've contracted herpes.

> Be me.
> Old friend contacts me.
> Hey anon, want to catch up?
> Sure come over.
> Mentions she hasn't been laid in forever.
> Allow me.
> Something i need to tell you first anon.
> I have hsv1
> what's that
> Cold sores, except down there, is that a deal breaker?
> Yes it is, sorry"
> Can you at least play with my tits while I play with myself then?
> Sure thing.
> Naked.
> Petting.
> Getting blowjob.
> She takes her hands that are covered in her vag juice and starts working my cock with it.
> Not feeling comfortable at this point, cock has split skin from wanking too much.
> Next day, tell her I don't want to do this any more because of said act.
> Cracks the psychos at me something fierce, accusing me of treating her like a walking disease
> Ignore her for a couple of weeks.
> Try to talk to her again and say "Still want to be friends, but I think we should leave this convo in the dust.
> She won't let it rest.
> Block the psycho.
> At party.
> Meet utter cutie who's real into me.
> Body of a goddess
> Sleep with her.
> Pull out dick today.
> See this.

Scared out of my wits right now. I reckon I might have contracted the herp and possibly even given it to the little cutie.

Feeling like absolute shit right now.
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>>752769925
if she has hsv1 down there, she most likely has it on her lips. So the blowjob can also give you Hsv1. Dont worry anon, pretty much everyone who has had sex with more than one person or kissed has it. Cold sores = hsv1 herpes
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>>752770382

My worry is she lied about it being HSV1
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>>752770446
hsv-2? Just get it tested anon.
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i can't stop cumming to the smell of my daughter's pussy. also i've lost count of how many days in a row its been but she drinks milk full of my cum every morning. she's on the right
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