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If you get trips in this thread you have to leave 4chan forever.
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I never get trips anyways
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I'd rather leave than stay
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If i get dubs, I have to stay forever.
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ok
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roll
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>>752721022
>>752721133
checked
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Lets do it
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I still wont leave tho
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no
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ROLL
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>>752720930
Pfff... That's not going to happen
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>>752720930
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Hold my beer
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Please
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>>752720930
Who's gonna make me? Faggot.
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Gimme
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>>752720930
Rollerskates
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>>752721665
>off by one

Get me more beer
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>>752721665
holy shit, so fucking close
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let's go
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>>752721873
come on
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meh
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GOOD
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ulol
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I'm praying
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no
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Rollerino
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>>752721996
fuck
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>>752720930
pls
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>>752722005
almost
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Fuck 4chan anyway
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Save me
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come on
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>>752722064
wake me up inside
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nope
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Check em
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Roll
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>>752720930
rolling
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I fucking wish
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please trips
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fuck lol
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Inb4 reroll
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God please grant me mercy and let me leave this place
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>>752722137
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Bye faggots
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>>752721850
we are all stuck here together.
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lol
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come at me
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oh please lord jesus let it be me
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Gonna off myself with a spoon
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>>752722222
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>>752722224
FUCK
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>>752720930
But where would I go?
Only faggots as cancerous as you could handle my faggotry.
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If only it were that simple
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nigger
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end me already
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test
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god
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YAMETE
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>>752720930
please please please
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Reroll
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>>752720930
wew lad
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Release me!
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Get
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oh please! oh please! oh please!
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please trips get
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I'll make it happen
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ok
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I guess i have to go...
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztripz
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get me the fuck out of here
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No regrets
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>>752722444
oh shit nigga.
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>>752722444
Bye
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Salvation
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>>752722444
Bye friend
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>>752722388

Meff
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that makes me outsider forever
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>>752722444
kys
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>>752722444
Cya fag
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>>752722444
it was nice not knowing you
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trips get.
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Glad nigga hours
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>>752722444
lol, bye
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F
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>>752720930
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roll
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I never get trips
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End this misery once and for all
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release me
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>>752720930
rollo
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>>752720930
yaaa
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>>752720930
it's about time I left
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k
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Got it
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>>752720930
Rolling knowing I won't get trips
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Get
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>>752720930
end my suffering
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If i get dubs i leave this world
Check em
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please
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>>752720930
hello
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never
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Roll
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Sweet release, please.
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please
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Roll
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Bet bitch
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roll
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goodbye niggas
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>>752725394
I mean, I should leave
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skrr skrr
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>>752725452
Fuck it, I'm leaving anyways
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>>752720930
Hah, I'll never get trips.
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i won't
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fuck the polis
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>>752720930
eggROLL
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>>752720930
Please don't get trips
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trips and op kill himself
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Put me out of my Missouri
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kek
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>>752725663
Shameless re-roll
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Boiii
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>>752725655
Op here, re-rolling for this.
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no problem. roll
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>>752720930
take me, please
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I would rape Geronimo Stilton
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retry
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>>752722444
lmfao bye faggot
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Let this nightmare end
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>>752720930
farewell folks
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oh baby a triple
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>>752720930
I'm willing to risk this for no reason.
Thank god the republicans are ending net neturality so this site can soon be banned.
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Never kek
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roll
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>>752722444
your days here should be done but you are a faggot that will not comply.
Why? You submitted your ticket into this thread for a reason. Leave this place, it is your own will.
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Please let me leave
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plz trips
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Fuck this place
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As if im ever gonna hit trips without even trying.
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tropps
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I will not leave
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I will enable parental controls! and end it all.
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>> 752722992

Off by one, but I think we can get someone outta here
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what do i do to get into the hospital for a few days
dont really want to kill myself just need something to break this monotony
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>>752720930
if dubs I'll do it.
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>>752720930
trips
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>>752720930
what if you get quads
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>>752727274

Don't go to the hospital. You'll get more miserable.
Plan to go to a park. And when the time is there, actually go. Sunny, rainy. Doesn't matter.
Go to a coffeeshop, get coffee. Or lemonade whatever.
Go to a bar, get a beer.
Go to the library, look up comics. Look up books on topics you think are interesting.


Go outside.
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>>752720930
if i get dubs i choose to go
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id never leave you guys <3
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lorta
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>>752727703
Man, for one week straight every day im traveling somwhere, went to austria, then italy etc
Im not sitting at home at all actually. i own a car. I have money to travel. Thats the thing. Its just a loop of going somwhere alone then returning home.
All this because of one woman who cant think straight. On new years eve and christmas time i have fallen so low and depressed like never before. There is nothing that will return to like it was a few weeks ago and there is nothing that will replace what i had. And this isn't some bullshit, i know this for a fact.
Great, isn't it?
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Roll
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Please
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>>752720930
please end my suffering
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>>752728181

Sounds great yes.
I won't pretend I know you. But you seem to lack a new goal, or an actual fun pasttime.
No it won't get as good as it was. So it's time to get your ass in gear and change your shitty status quo.

You seemingly have abilities, brains and money to get you somewhere else. You've got the ability to look at your life and learn what is wrong. Change it. Mix it up. Get to another state of mind and get to having pleasure again. Maybe it won't be as good as it was. But it'll be better then right now. The past is the past and it's pure poison to hang on to it. It won't help you to get happy in the future.
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Rolling for freedom
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Roll
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>>752720930
End it.
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>>752720930
let it end
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Dubs I leave my house
Trips I leave 4chan
Quads I leave America
Quints I leave Earth

Grant me freedom oh great cuntnigger gods
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wat
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>>752720930
save me
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>>752730271
Dammit, I guess I have to stay here with you faggots
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>>752730333
holy shit
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>>752730333
holy shit, well bye anons
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please let me be free
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Rollerino
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>>752730333
f for respec
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>>752720930
Free me from this site.
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I hate niggers
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rollin
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>>752720930
Release me /b/
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>>752720930
roll
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Rolled
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time to leave this place
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>>752720930
rollin
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>>752730443
so close
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Like fuck am I ever getting trips. Do these dubs count for anything though ?
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k
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>>752730333
gtfo
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>>752720930
my time will come
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here i go
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plz help
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>>752730666
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>>752720930
change my life
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>>752730666
Whew lad. See you on 9gag I guess.
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please, please!
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>>752730666
lol rip
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>>752730778

so close!
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>>752720930
if singles I stay forever
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...
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>>752730666
Now fuck off
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please end it
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>>752730666
>>752730333
>>752722444
lmao bye fags
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rollin... will probably be good for me
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PLEASE JUST LET ME GET TRIPS
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roll
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>>752720930
>think we can leave
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>>752730666
sheeeeeeiiiit
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please
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Sup gay Boise?
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>>752731110
so close to quads
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Roll roll roll your boat
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>>752720930
roll.
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woopty doo
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>>752729490
i get what you are saying
Its just that everything has gone so wrong. For 2 years i had a goal, a purpose, a girl who was literally a part of me. When it gets ripped out in an hour nothing is left. Believe it or not i used to be a guy who people came to when they had hard times. That's how i met her.Now when tables are turned and i'm the one who needs help only 2 people actually gave a shit. And you apparently. Thanks
Past. yeah, i do have something to look forward to, ill still be going out. im not 4chan material by far. Not a virgin etc, But it's stupid.
Right now she is out with her new friends and in a club sucking a dick probably. Here i am behind a computer sitting alone.
Its all a bad dream. But i wake up to the same shit dream every day. Its reality. fuck me.
So thats why i want to go to hospital. Not because i care about the food there, but because i need something "groundbreaking" to wake me up.
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bye
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Fuck it
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bye
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>>752720930
I will not
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nothin to lose
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>>752731409
Where you at ? I’ll come punch you in the fucking face to wake you up, then tell you to man up and take it, maybe buy you a beer if you aren’t a colossal faggot about it.
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Pls
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goodbye
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Save me
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final try
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>>752720930
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>>752731409

No need for thanks.
If you need something groundbreaking, think of something less destructive for yourself. I'm sure you can. There's endless posibillities.
Hurting yourself and going to a hospital may seem a good way to get attention and wake up. But it's not an external physical problem you're having. It's in your mind. So wake your mind up. Do something you've never done before.
I can't think it up for you, you've gotta do it. Even thinking it up might give you something.

And if things are failing and you want to hurt yourself. Don't forget there are people that do care. If not now, then in your future.

Don't hurt yourself. And maybe see a therapist. They can help tremendously, even with "small" problems.
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Goodbye.
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I bought a pass just to post with no cooldown
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pls
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let
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me
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leave
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this
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barren
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shitbox
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damn
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>>752720930
Roll and find the fucker
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>>752720930
Roll
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feelsbädmän
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Trump will be removed from office in 158 days.
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Bye
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ok m8
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Not sure why im rolling

I wanna stay
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>>752731714
I already took it. Just dont know what to do with it.
drank enough today but i wouldn't say no to a beer,
>>752732547
You're right man. Today i visited a war musem with tanks and guns and stuff. Held a real M1A1 Thompson SMG, which was nice
cause i own and use an airsoft version of it.
Eh, sun still goes up and earth is still spinning or somthing like that.
Right im gonna go sleep now, fuck it
Maybe we will meet someday who knows
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Inb4 glorious quints
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please god
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please?
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guess im outta here guys
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sure, /b/ is failing caturday to track some dick killing a cat and is more obsessed with niggers fucking whites and jerking off to cp drawings, i dont want to be a part of this anymore
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nigger
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>>752720930
since i'm leaving, can you recommend a news site that doesn't get depressing because of how retarded its users are, and doesn't get boring because of how easy it is to clog its front page with shit?
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Roll
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>>752720930
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>752720930
Nah I'm gonna stay
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>>752720930
goodbye sweet prince
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>>752720930
Yeah?
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this site sucks anyways
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op is faggot
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cya fucks
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Plz
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let me go
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Sorry faggots.
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Goodbye!
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>>752720930
Rolll
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kk
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Rolling for freedom
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Good thing I'll just get singles then
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If I get trips I'll just leave /b/ forever.
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GOOD
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bye fags
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bye
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>>752720930
trippps
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you can never leave
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>>752720930
i love you /b/ros
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>>752720930
rollin rollim rollimn
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Cya 4chan
It was fun Just 6 years , huh?
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>>752720930
kaaaaaahhh
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bless me satan
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>>752720930
fuck no
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Trips
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>>752720930
meeeeeeeeeeeee
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If this post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9 I'll leave 4chan forever.
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>>752720930
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>752720930
easy, I hate this place
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Sweet release
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>>752720930
meeeeeeeee
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>>752736996
so fucking close!
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>>752720930
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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fine.
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>>752736990
jesus christ
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Just came back to this cesspool after over a year, please let this be a sign to never return
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roll
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>>752737370
Fuck
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>>752720930
woll
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please let me end
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>>752720930
rollo
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riicoulis
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Memento mori
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>>752720930
Pls trips I don't want this cancer anymore
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