Waifu Thread
>claim your 2D waifu
>role play like a faggot
>look for the border between tasteful lewdness and mere porn
>>752713208
Kolaimed
Still alive~
>>752713208
sage goes in all fields and faggots like you go in all rings of hell before Lucifer himself.
Yuno claim
Shift can be achieved!
Again Tomoka claimed
Hi.
>>752713344
This is what newfags actually believe. Waifu threads have been on /b/ since before you knew this website existed. Your next line with be "I was just pretending to be retarded, newfag."
>>752713208
she's mine faggots
>>752713471
Comrade Megu!!! hey!
>>752713417
Hey cute
Clammed
You fucks brought me back
>>752713533
lurk more
>>752713655
Stop blaming others for your lack of self control.
it is my duty to look for aesthetic lewdness
>>752713655
is it him? :eyes:
>>752713594
>>752713348
>>752713296
sorry guys...not ignoring you...have a bit of a crisis call to take care of
see you soon
>>752713565
>she
>>752713885
she's a girl OK?
kill all of you...
>>752713850
Do you, you great person. Guess that answers the
>do you work on the weekend
>>752712204
>his
im female
>>752713682
Oh. I kinda want to stay longer just to spite you. But I dont really feel it it.
>>752713842
:eyes: :sweat_drops:
Is it? :thinking:
Haha I have no images left already
>>752713774
is this aesthetic enough?
cute trap best trap
>>752713931
>>752713951
Hmm... why not stack up on some more pics? Surely there's plenty of edgy stuf??
>>752714125
why?
>>752713471
Hi megumin have you exploded anything to day
>>752713850
ok thats fine
>>752714035
not too direct but indirect and softcore, though still evoking one's libido
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>>752713951
No...
CLAIMED.
MY AKKO IS OFF LIMITS TO ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
>>752714200
dunno? Don't you think have more than 1 pretty picture to look at is nicer and more fun? At least that's how I see it
>>752713968
There are no females on the internet
>>752713390
HI
>>752714252
yes
>>752714307
i don't see a point in getting more pictures
>>752714311
oh
>>752713774
I do like the fact koume probably isn't the smol-est Waifu here. What are your measurements, weight, and height
>>752713968
Post...butthole
>>752713647
How are you doing?
>>752714516
gay
>>752714429
Oki whatever floats your goat comrade general. Ow and yeah.. sorry about that "his" just since ya know, like 99% is male I just assume you were too.
>>752714429
Why do you want to kill me?
>>752714516
more... I need more...
>>752714572
is not...
>>752714583
do not assume anymore
Claiming best girl.
>>752714645
no reason other than a thrill
>>752714646
i dont have anymore
>>752714653
Yeah yeah, won't. Wouldn't want to get on the bad side of somebody I can kill time with
>>752714441
175cm/around 70kg
Don't call me fat
>>752714739
good bye
>>752714831
Rip, looks like my search to kill time continues then. Anyways, have fun with the killing
>>752714721
That's not very nice...
>>752714687
Hello Saya.
>>752714882
i always do :)
Alright, ive gotten all the info I needed. See ya everyone. Tell everyone who's not here that ika said hi.
>>752714739
Oh and hi junko. I heard you said hi to me earlier today so I want to greet you back.
Later dudes
>ika
>>752714918
sorry, bye now
>>752714918
Hullo.
That's a nice pic..
My first car in GT Sport is a Ford
Well, I hope my character is good at pushing
>>752714755
Wtffffff
>142cm 34kg 65-50-70
>dem hips
>>752714992
Bye. Have fun.
>>752715046
You'd be surprised how hard it is to get art of her...
>>752715128
watashi-chan is so compelling.
I wonder how the interpreter of 人類は衰退しました translate it into English, for the name of the main heroine is "watashi", which mean "I".
>>752715219
>too thin except for hip
wait are you really ok?
If you were lady then it would be fine but...
>>752714926
Oki talk to ya later then comrade!
>>752714932
Oki, good luck ika
>>752715379
She's not called Watashi, though
That's just what people call her because it's what she calls herself
>>752715610
Ah, so we can deal with it just by replacing watashi with I, right?
then we call her I(/ai/)-chan in English, lol
>>752715341
Damn, I only found ~83..
>>752715482
.....are you talking about your Waifu??
Youre out of your fucking mind lol. Hilarious.
>>752715849
No, not really
That's still not her name
But call her whatever you want, within reason
This confusion is pretty amusing..
>>752714653
>>752716052
wait I meant to talk about your weight.
I interpreted "your measurement" so I said about the measurement of my body...while you meant to talk about my waifu's measurement I suppose, lol.
>>752716232
No give me that lolis mesuments and age
>>752716145
yes I watched the anime and after all her own name was not called, but when introducing her to readers at the beginning pages of the book, how should I call her?
Watashi-chan?
>>752715852
Nowhere near enough...
Tell me, is Saya really an otherworldly abomination? She seems so innocent...
>>752716539
She's just a cute girl that wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>752716371
She's introduced as the United Nations Mediator between Humans and Fairies
>>752716315
birthday 9/9
blood type A
height 142cm
school and class keishin gakuen school the elementary club 6th C class慧心学園初等部6年C組
her task division in class blossom division
another name the flower after the rain (shiny gift)
CV Kana Hanazawa
This is her profile
and your assessment is reasonable
>>752716837
>Kana Hanazawa
Also voiced this turbo slut.
>>752716732
In English version, she is not so much as given a provisional name like in Japanese version "Watashi" ???
>>752716717
I see...
THIS IS MY WAAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>752717027
Call her whatever you feel you need to
Hello, how is everyone’s day going?
>>752717646
of course I call her "Watashi-chan" in Japanese way, but I wonder how English readers call her instead of "watashi"... even though her name is not called and introduced, but there are some need for English readers to refer to her specifically.
If they were not to know the Japanese word "watashi", how they call her.
>>752716732
That was such a fun show..
>>752717081
Yes, Saya is perfectly normal!
>>752717970
Hello. Just a lazy Saturday here, how is your day going?
>>752718137
Normal by what standards?
>>752718286
Uhh...
>>752716837
Weight. Same height.
3/28 AB blood
>>752718015
Probably just Mediator
>>752718137
It also had plenty of odd moments
>>752718384
what?
>>752718492
I see. That's just a rational way.
>>752718374
Normal is boring anyway...
>>752718547
How much does that smol creature weigh
>>752718492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hVer2xTs7Y
I should rewatch.
>>752718670
..What's happening in that pic?
>>752719039
>I said "your" assessment is right
maybe she weighs around 30kg
>>752718286
Same I was going to go out today but work has me tired so I’m just staying comfy at home.
>>752719062
She is getting angry...
>>752719214
Nice.
Bump
>>752719294
Hi Chen.
>>752719183
Ok so we are pretty much dead even.
>>752720650
sick
>>752720581
mistake is horrendous.
>>752720790
>>752719062
good afternoon Saya
and I am back
>>752721082
Nicer.
>>752721233
Why does Kyuoko looks like the girl that usually gets high, is very edgy and is in her rebellious phase?
>>752721464
I know right, the pic always gave me the idea that Homu and Mado have been doing weed for a week or so and never bonged before while Kyo is their bad influence.
She looks chill and her jacket is cool tho.
>>752721464
>American cartoon
>Kyouko's status and her circumstances
wow, what a good choice this drawer made.
I reached my limitation to be awaken and go to bed for a while, bye
This is the oldest pics of my waifu's in pixiv
>>752721849
>7 digit pixiv ID
Cool. And good night.
>>752721725
Have you listened to Prurient's new album?
Is called Rainbow Mirror.
>>752722297
Wasn't aware of it, name sounds promising. Is it good?
>>752721104
Welcome back!!!
>>752722434
Yes, and is 3 hours long
>>752722458
thank you...
now to get back to business...how are you?
Here let me get that book for you off the top shelf...fuck
>>752722656
I'm good but bored as always. Especially now that my usual squad is busy
>>752722764
uuuugh!
Who could avoid a Junko claimer? Not that they are avoiding but you rock
climbing to the top of a 17 meter tree to hang christmas lights haha nice and definitely worth the risk
Shut the fuck up
>>752723162
ehh.....what? Like legit climbing the tree or you got some kind of ladder or lift?
>>752723119
More people than you think dear comrade
Hey boys. I brought tequila.
All of your waifus are trash compared to mine.
>>752723292
straight up climbing, no ladder or anything
freaked me out so much
>>752723292
well I won't avoid you
>>752723408
Jesus christ.... just how fucking tall was that tree that you were able to climb 17 meters and still able to sit without the branches breaking? And where do you even place something like that?
>>752723480
Yay! Guess I'll be writing you more often then
>>752723794
nah...unless someone proves they are not, I assume the best
>>752723794
I'd say the tree was about 20 m total, had to lead the rest of the lights up with a pole so they got to the top.
The tree kind of dominates the left side of our front yard
>>752724020
Double yay!!
>>752724232
20m tree in the front yard.....wow.... now I'm jealous.... BTW: that's a super cute pic
>>752724410
it is quite majestic... just not to climb in lol
and it really is a cute pic, one of my favorites
>>752724232
Well, I think it's safe to assume you live in a rural area
>>752724410
what's your favorite Junko facial expression?
>>752726113
Hm.... probably either depressed or cute..... but the lewd one is a very close one too
>>752725214
I see navi logo, you get respect
>>752726308
I love em all...love the confused one...but the cute is my favorite
Bump
>>752728554
Hi CC!
>>752728822
You feeling good today?
>>752728554
Hello Miss C2
>>752729243
hi hi
>>752729272
doing great!
you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kNYBZJzVKM
>>752729292
I'm happy you know it is pronounced C2 but it is written CC. How are you doing?
>>752729332
Something happened today to be great?
I'm doing okaish thanks for checking.
Hello all, how are you tonight? Nice to see you again Chen, CC, and Fag
>>752729737
no..not really. I woke up, got to chill with the horses, then took my other half to get ice cream...just a good day
>>752729737
Well, I tied to use the square symbol, but 4chan changes it to a 2
So I guess I could put C^2
Anyway, I'm well, racing sims are hard though; how are you today?
>>752729791
>
>>752729948
Nice, you got your match tomorrow right? Also I had no clue you had horses are the nice?
>>752730044
I'm fine, and that was pretty cool, I've thought about is double C before, not as square C. Actually C square would also mean a class 2 function, which is a continuous function with a continuous derivate and a continuous derivate of the derivate.
>>752730891
yep...I've been riding english jumpers since I was a kid...it's also why several joints are fucked up. And in the business I own we horses horses in therapy
and yeah 8 am...no idea why I made it so early...
anyway enough of me...what is your day like today?
>>752731062
Honestly I rather listen that talk about me, I'm not quite the interesting guy. My day was just staying at home studying and helping cook the meals. Also had to help my brother for like 4 hours to study but I do that happily.
What's an english jumper and do you own the place where they sleep and everything or do you rent it?
>>752730891
I didn't even think of it like that
I wonder if that fun fact plays a factor into why she was named that way
Honestly, it's impossible to tell if you realized something is deeper than you thought, or if you're just looking into it too much
>>752731740
my Chief Operating Officer owns the property. She is also 50% owner. but get's a 15% bonus due to operating cost. Though decision making is still 50/50
She's great at day to day operations...I'm big picture, vision, and mission
We are working on a marketing and research officer next...we are an LLC but we are targeting some local non-profits to do a partnership...so the non-profit writes the grant based on my financial proposals, takes a small percentage for their work, and we treat clients on the money that comes in
>>752731945
I'm pretty sure it means nothing, at least it is probably not related to any sort of maths. Anyway this is the first time we talk right? Nice to meet you ^^
>>752732035
Wow that's pretty cool man! Didn't quite understand the last part about the non-profit thingy but I guess I'm just stupid. Do you live off of that? I guess horses make a pretty decent money. Also not long ago it was Madrid's Horse Week, do you like travel to those sort of competitions or something?
>>752732511
oh I haven't competed in years. We are operating at a loss this year..probably 2018 as well. But in my office practice I am doing well.
All the last part means is, normally an LLC can not act as a nonprofit...but a nonprofit can grant to an LLC...so yes we'd work off their dime
