This is Teddy. Teddy is Dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick unless you post in this thread.
dont do it teddy
>>752704968
i live in a cardboard box
Ted, plz no.
TED nope.
Just kill me already man, gf left me and i´m a total wreck for now.
>>752704968
What's the point of those threads? Enjoy your (you) fag. Comes with free sage
>>752704968
teddy pls dn't
can i suck teddys dick ?
>>752705294
lol ur sage didn't work fag
>>752704968
kuk
>>752704968
Teddy pls.
Teddy please dont remove my eyes with an ice pick
>>752705344
Do you even know what sage is newfag?
>>752705483
yeah and it doesn't actually done anything for years
>>752704968
that was almost an hour ago
Kinda want to die but this one sounds like it'd take a while...
Ted pls
umlote mindene
Y teddy ded? How he dah?
no u
Can he just fucking kill me instead? Please?
pls nu
NAh fam i aint gay
>>752704968
Pls no
>>752704968
plz i need eyes to see loli porn
>>752704968
Yeah I'll be at work at 3:37am. Good luck.
>>752704968
fuck you... not scared or anything!
coME!
Im immune to dead parents but not to dead me's
>>752704968
Not if this guy gets to them first. He is not from this reality yet exists in our space all the same.
fucking do it teddy
no tedy pls leave my eyes alone
Teady nooo
>>752704968
>F
gay
>>752706253
And he can dimensionally shift. I don't have to tell you, that's serious business.
>>752704968
GGAHH
>>752704968
Teddy no
gay
>>752704968
Upgrade it to killing me and you've got yourself a deal!
This is Pedro. Pedro is cold. Pedro is hiding somewhere in your freezer. At exactly 3:37 AM, Pedro will remove your roof with the help of his cousins, but he won't build a new roof unless you post in this thread.
FUCK U FREDDY
no thanks teddy not today
No thx teddy
>>752704968
Fuck you and your family
oh shit
This is Buu. Buu likes candy. Buu is hiding somewhere in your pantry. At exactly 3:37 AM, Buu will remove your eyes with the power of his mind and turn them into jellybeans and eat them unless you post in this thread.
>>752704968
okokok
please dont do it, teddy
>>752704968
im homeless
This is Hank Hill. Hank is the best propane salesman at Strickland. Hank is hiding somewhere in your garage. At exactly 3:37 AM, Hank will remove the rust from your lawn mower blade with a belt sander, but will put the blade back on backwards, unless you post in this thread.
>>752704968
not taking the chance
ugh
>>752704968
Sod off you gumbo
rude
>>752704968
sleep well, pupper
>>752705358
Fitta
nope
plz no ted
Teddy can't harm me for I am jeff
Oh no teddy plz
stfu
>>752704968
TED talks
Ugh fiiiiiiiiiiine
post
>>752704968
Go to sleep
>>752704968
Oh that's the reason it smells like dead in my flat.
Oh god
>>752706977
Dubs of truth, btw thanks anon
Teddy can't do anything because he's dead
>>752704968don't
>>752704968
Damn teddy, why you gotta do dis
Pls do
>>752704968
What if i'm at work untill 6 am
:(
>>752707727
lol
Ok
That's creepy
i dont wanna die tonight so i comment
fuck you teddy
fagg
>>752704968
plz no
Dumb
>>752704968
Ogga booga
Come and get me
Please do it
>>752704968
luckily im in homeless shelter
>>752708114
fuck
>>752704968
This is OP. OP is a faggot. At exactly 3:37 AM, OP will fuck you in your ass unless you post in this thread.
>>752704968
Teddy I see you are back in the shitpost rotation!
Congrats!
Roll
>>752706474
d...d....DAD!
>>752704968
I want to die, I'm ready.
Lucky
moem pleas
No
SADW
Wus poppin dad
Fugg off teddy
Pls no teddy
>>752704968
ok op
nein
:|
Lmao people believe this shit.
Bet
>>752704968
>>752704968
yikes
No
>>752704968
Im gonna find and rape teddy
>>752704968
Oh fug
hi teddy
teddy gone be my sex slave
>>752704968
Teddy can stay as long as he doesn't remove my eyes. If you're reading teddy is there anything I should put in the fridge for you?
Pls no ted boy
>>752704968
reeeeeeeeeeeee Xd
But how can teddy do this if he’s dead?
>>752704968
Save me doggo
Please no
meh
cuck
Will Teddy please stick his cock in my eyehole once he removes it?
>>752704968
But I have a penis.
Pls do it teddy
k
Why 3:37am ? Midnight is usually the hour, something seems off about this
>>752704968
not taking any risk
>>752704968
Reply.
Oh boi
Fuck You
"No"
>>752704968
Mfw living in military quarters with 8 other infantry men
>i fear no teddy
Top kek
>>752704968
Post
Just to be safe
Noo
k
Sage
What's his endgame?
I'm not posting just to be safe, im just gonna tell you how much of a stupid little shit some of you are for believing this.
What the fuck?
daddy teddy
>>752704968
nigger
im hard teddy
OH SHIT NIBBBBBBBBBBBBA!
OwO, Whut's dis?!?
this rustled my jimmies
Hi Teddy
>>752704968
Don't ted
>>752704968
I hate you
>>752704968
No pls
teddy dont kill me pls
Teddy, don't do that shit
hang in there teddy
reply
Oh
Uh oh
No
Teddy ily
>>752704968
lol teddy totally looks like a fucker
Come up, I welcome you
>>752704968
>>752704968
Wait, if we're all replying to this,doesn't that make everyone ITT roommates?
60\/|-|0
teddy no
>>752704968
I live darkness
>>752704968
TEDDY YES!!!
This is dumb
>>752704968
hey ho ye yo
>>752704968
mfw it's 3:36
eh
Do it pussy
>>752704968
aaaaaaaaaaa
g
fuck me teddy
Pls no Mr spooker
Pls don't teddy
Aite
cool
That's pretty S P 0 0 K Y my dude
jokes on teddy i've got a gun
>>752704968
fuck off
Plz come suck my dick
>>752704968
What time zone? I'm gonna be at work at that time PST. In that case does he show up where I work? I'm also armed at work so like what does he do in that case? He looks like a bit of a beta bitch. I guess it doesn't matter because I posted though.
you faggot
Good god but is OP a faggot
No thanks
ted ur mumgay
pls no
Ok
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te...cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare...Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis...Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine...quem inferi tremunt...Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos
>>752704968
>rusted
>ice pick
I have the power of god and anime on my side.
Don't do it
Rule 63 of teddy?
Ok
>>752715189
PREACH YOU HERETICS
>>752715209
Are you a fucking idiot?
i'd fuck teddy
Fuck off teddy
Do it faggot
suc me ted
Boy
luv u babe
>>752704968
Pls no ted
kurwa
pls no
Mr skeltal pls
aight
disturbing
Oh no!!!
>>752704968
roll
Uh oh!
Why a rusted ice pick ?
>>752704968
Damn it Teddy
Skepticism got me this far
FUCK YOU TEDDY
thats my fetish
go wayyyyy
Death from above
>>752704968
Fuck you
Okay
sfes
these threads are lame.
>>752704968
NAHH
aksdkjdajk
>>752705968
god save the immunity dog posters
>>752704968
I’m going to fuck Teddy in his ass
oof
Fuck off
>>752718832
He gotta fuck mine tho
Teddy don't leave.
I don't have any friends.
>>752704968
I am naked so you don't wanna come here
>>752704968
thanks pupper
doggos protec me
>>752704968
Succ my dicc semon demon!
Teddy needs a good fucking
teddy show your dick
Pls no
>>752706474
Plss no pedro
Bastard
>>752706474
pedro pls
>>752704968
pls no ted
Guess... Teddy wants to um.. Teddie want to die twice I guess.
>>752704968
This is 2006 YouTube all over again
no balls u wont
>>752718488
big love danger dogo
