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Oh the joys of sharing your life with a cat, we have a plaque in our lounge that says a house is not a home without a cat.
Just couldn't bear to not have a psychotic furball trashing the house at 3am.
Archie says Hi.
Do you know that only because the toxoplasmosis finally have hit your brain finally you find cats cute? Healthy people dont find cats cute whatsoever
>>752682127
Is that right Einstein?
don't want to live forever anyway
>>752681895
Das a cute cat.
>>752682127
Bullshit. The only thing toxoplasma does is that it has an effect on rats.
Rats get infected via cat urine and lose fear of getting near cats, thus linking the life cycle of the parasite.
There are no major neurological effects on humans. The only bad thing toxoplasma can do is during pregnancy, if the female has not been priorly exposed to toxoplasma and thus doesn't have antibodies.
In which case it doesn't even hurt her, but it can cause complications with pregnancy. But for exactly that reason doctors check pregnant women REGULARLY for that shit.
Get you an education, anon.
>>752682497
Nope your wrong. Nice try though
Also you have full blown toxoplasmosis
>>752683186
The only people who would have anything to worry about from a toxoplasma infection are people with a fucked immune system, such as people on chemo or people that have AIDS.
Then again, I can see why you're so worried about it, faggot.
>>752683352
Dont deny it. That parasite took over your brain and you are desperately trying to hug cats and try to smear on that cats mouth. Its just a common symptom of toxoplasmosis dont be ashamed of it since a good portion of mankind got the same urge to smear on cats saliva because toxoplasmosis altered your brain. Sadly there is no cure yet, its not life threatening though.
>>752683677
[citation needed]
>>752683448
parkour cat!
10/10
>>752683750
>>752683842
3edgy5me
>>752683186
>>752683677
*you're
Do you think I'm going to take anything said by someone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" seriously?
Think again, moron.
>>752684643
YOU BASTARD
Lucky girl
^_^
Did I win?
RIP. Died at 19. Scourge of the local rodents.
>>752685383
I'd like to see more of them feet?
>>752685502
>Caturday thread
>I'd like to see more of them feet?
Never change, /b/
>>752684977
I just got that image. lolololol
>>752685383
too much spice?
>>752685555
FFS when you want quads you never get them but poat a bs comment. Here they come like a freight train.
>>752685502
>>752686232
MFW I have the same expression as that cat. Where are her boobies?
>>752685555
Such a nice quads and you waste them on a shitty comment like that.
>>752686826
I know I already said that retard!
>>752683935
Nice
More cats Damn it
>>752688008
more cats? say no more
Missin my boy
>>752688244
handsome boy
>>752685490
I'm sorry for your loss. You had a beautiful cat.
May he slay many rodents in Cathalla.
>>752690373
here's ma catur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPPAA0fRfhw
Here's my cat.rar
>>752690858
>>752691225
lol wtf is that even
he/shes fat af!
>>752691593
I was about to say the same...
Must post my kitter
>>752691593
Timestamp missing
>>752686622
>her
>>752691593
>>752691651
>>752691535
I made it better?
>>752691225
>cat.rar
Underrated
>>752692058
I see the ninja cat.
>>752692254
You have very ugly feet d00d?
>>752692254
nice evan williams anon
>>752692362
Are you asking me?
>>752692401
No I was telling but if you wanna post more I won't object.
owning a cat an drinking whiskey seem to go together
>>752685383
carlos?
>>752692760
um wtf
is this ok?
>>752693178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfDE9-SDxiQ
>>752693499
This cat is Gynecology cat covering up his 16 year old female patient. He is about to insert a speculum.
>>752693618
I need more pepe cats
my catto
Let's try that again: mein katz
My idiot
This is WwaoWw. It’s a Pokémon and can only say it’s name:
>>752694945
You may want to get a toaster with higher resolution.
How do we deal when cattos die?
I’m very worried
>>752695003
Alcoholism and crippling depression, so basically like any other day.
>>752683842
>that pic
why?
>>752690127
>he
all tortiseshell cats are female
>>752692472
your'e israeli
i can see right trough u
>>752695241
There used to be a bunch of plants on the window sill in that room. I've since had to move them because reasons, fuzzy reasons.
My first catto. Back from the 35mm potato days.
go on
>>752690399
kek, spot on
>>752685383
show bobs and vagene
Here is another picture of the Pokémon known only as WwaaoWw.
>>752692923
A loli is fine too
:3
>>752696927
why would you name your cat some stupid shit like this?
imagine going to the vet and being like "yeah i'll schedule him for tomorrow. that's 2 ws, 2 as, an o, and a CAPITAL W before that last w"
fucking crinnge
Whole lotta catfish on teh interwebs these daiz
>>752697382
>>752697276
Top kek. Thank you Anon I haven’t keked that hard in a long time. P.S. WwaaoWw is a wild animal and we don’t take it to the vet. It has not been captured and forced to battle to the death with other animals that fit inside plastic balls:
>>752697276
retard
>>752684643
#comfy
>>752697332
When you don't want to touch the fishy.mpg
>>752697617
it flattens its ears thinking it's going to get smacked. that sign means "i don't want to fight". it doesn't consider going for the food a reason to fight but expects to get hit.
>>752685490
Dat sucks anon.
But 19 is a good run for catto.
Oldest one I've ever had left just shy of 20.
My little lister and our pet cat
Has anyone ever thought about milking a cat the way they milk a snake because cats and snakes both have fangs. InB4 cats don’t produce venom. InB4 some snakes don’t produce venom InB4 non venomous cats but yes I have seriously considered this you would need a jar and a membrane to stretch acrosst the top of it
>>752693240
oy meow, the goyim know
>>752697730
Yep, but catto is persistent catto.
My current catto came from an abusive house. I had to be careful when I raised my hands around it or catto would cower/hide. Took about two years but catto no longer flinches.
Pic related, catto.
>>752683842
thats awful
>>752693431
Kinda reminds me of my darker days when I porked fat chicks.
>>752697938
Kek
>>752681611
>>752693702
Here you go man
>>752681611
Did someone say.. Caturday?
>>752698346
>pussy riding cock
icwatudidthar.jpg
>>752698346
That catto has a huge cock.
>>752697716
this made me so happy.
>>752686232
Bitch lasagna
>>752693240
>>752698029
shut it down nyaa~
>>752697543
You're not making this any less cringy, m8.
>>752697276
Top fucking kek
Look at this asshole
Hello and Happy Caturday from Wanda
>>752691511
HE NO LIKE THE BANANA
>>752699573
bird watching it looks like
>>752699667
gorgeous
Na na na na na na
>>752691225
>>752692058
The Cat Emperor has arrived.
>>752693205
Gay
>>752685502
Are you aware that's a man, right?
Therefore, You're a FAGGOT.
>>752681895
>Just couldn't bear to not have a psychotic furball trashing the house at 3am.
"I was protecting you." -- archie
>>752685490
Beautiful cat.
What's it like having a cat? I've never had one or even any pet before.
>>752700594
Bi-curious but that's beyond the point TBH. They look like girl socks to me.
>>752700779
Its like taking care of a kid that hates you
>>752700829
Girl socks usually = girl
>>752700986
Yea = Usually.
Obligatory
babysat these to former ferals over Thanksgiving weekend. Good times
>>752701282
That caty has some balls to post that.
