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>>752672682
Could you imagine sitting in a crowded auditorium at the Cannes film festival watching this?
>>752672832
Nudity and sex isn't a big deal in place outside of the US.
>>752672993
shut up, gandalf
>>752672682
Why does it look so fucking fake
>>752672979
So nasty
>>752673199
Is there something wrong with his penis?
>>752673576
Who is "she"?
>>752672979
New Games of Thrones season looks neat.
>>752672979
Is this midget porn or one of those Maisie cosplay porn?
>>752674065
I can obviously see what's happening, but what is happening?
>>752672682
sauce?
>>752674065
this is the most perplexing thing i have seen in weeks. what the fuck???
>>752673762
i think something is wrong with your penis
OP where do i get the full version of your vid
>>752674659
A movie called Blue is the Warmest Color. It isn't a porno.
>>752673762
Maybe AIDS
>>752672682
>>752672832
>Could you imagine sitting in a crowded auditorium at the Cannes film festival watching this?
And not jerk off?
>>752674725
>>752674065
>>752676058
is she a magician
Name? Does she do porn?
>>752672682
Is she pretending she has a dick? How is this pleasurable without penetration?
>>752676445
>virgin detected
>>752676642
F-18 lol
look again thats a russian jet..
>>752673576
we need a name
>>752674163
>>752674567
standard circumcision, they basically do the same thing in the hospital
>>752676750
This, but regardless.
>>752674163
>>752674567
has to be circumcised without flinching to become a warrior or some shit
>>752674163
Nigger oblivious to life. Just like us niggera.
>>752676445
It's called tribadism and it's how most lesbians actually have sex, since it's mutually pleasurable unlike laying down and licking pussies all day.
>>752672682
sauce?
>>752677468
Blue is the Warmest Color
>>752677408
Sauce?
>>752677468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMLbNtK5XTI
>>752677155
>retard of the litter
>>752677408
nerve gas
>>752677922
thx
>>752678471
i need to know what the fuck is happening here!
>>752678471
Something like this.
>>752678471
mexican rape gang
>wait for guy to use stall
>send their midget under the door
>midget unlocks door
>instead of pushing something out his ass, the guy gets several something pushed into it
it is really straight (except for the gay gang rape part) forward
>>752678525
Hitman climb under door to assassinate target
>>752678525
The kid is robbing him. Unlocks the door so he can leave, approaches the dumper because he can't chase with pants down
>>752678689
brilliant....i should do this.......
>>752675396
AIDS don't work like that man
>>752678863
i hear bruce lee screams
>>752677922
Censored.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=369841017
>>752674566
blue bumble fuck or something
>academy award editing
>>752676642
You stupid
>>752681750
Makes my hands hurt just looking at it
>>752681551
>dat scene wipe
>>752674566
Blue is the warmest colour. Pretentious i'd say
>>752681750
i wonder how many fag die like this per day
>>752683053
Not enough
>>752673576
Sauce?
>>752673830
>"she"
That don't fly, pal, not even in quotes. A dick means it's a he. :^)
>>752677155
Any dog biologists here? Can you explain this little nigga's logic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg
http://goatse.me/twogirls1finger
>>752683583
he's bored and hungry
>>752683583
wigger is high as fuck brah
>>752683711
Haha the fuck? That was pretty entertaining!
>>752677934
indian rhinoceros. not big on the horn, but they bite like shit.
>>752683610
did their steps sync fucking PERFECT for anyone else??
>>752684327
What do you think happens to the ones who fail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl4WCd23UbE
go to 1.05
>>752674725
Wtf?!
>>752684424
Good point.
>>752684327
You're brain is making it seem that way. It's a common illusion.
>>752683610
That's pure race activity. Mixed countries can't pull that kind of shit off.
>>752675549
I hope Gaben sees this.
>>752685220
This nigga hasn't been outside of Kongo for a while....
>>752676038
>dat filename
>>752672682
any others from this?
>>752678525
A mexitard forgot what locks were for.
>>752676642
KEK It's a russian fighter
Americans can't make anything that awesome!
Fuck off amerifats!
>>752681551
I fucking lold.
>>752685360
Who is this goddess?
no wonder he's not wearing any pants
>>752685664
was his mom literally in the room while he was jerking off on cam?
>>752685766
Some anon said it's his roommate or landlord
>>752679332
Niggers have AIDS. That's exactly how it works.
>>752685820
but he says mom
>>752685766
that's being a supportive parent
>>752673762
Yes. It probably hasn't had proper attention. I would make love to that.
>>752673199
i feel bad for this man... imagine sitting on a toilet... where he is i dont think there are many toilets so i guess its irrelevant.. just one more thing i wonder if he can actually get it hard... damn.
>>752676058
*Jingle Jangle*
>>752678689
First night on /b/ and now I can never shit in a public bathroom again
>>752685965
the world needs more gun loli
>>752674065
blacks are superior race, sorry withe buddy ;)
>>752685360
maor? view from behind??? omg
>>752680838
thx
>>752685664
what the fuck?! I need sauce. Anyone?
>>752673370
its tru you 'merican fag - 50M of you absolutely lost your fucking minds when janet jackson showed her BREAST - not even nipple as it was covered - fucking sexual retards all of you
>>752685494
>>752683589
that is fucking hot right there
>>752686485
no one did because no one wants to look at black nipples and black people actually don't care because they're just animals and clothing doesn't really make sense to them; it isn't that sensational when it comes off and they need overt expressions like shaking asses or grabbing crotches.
>>752683369
Clearly a girl with fempenis. She's amazing
>>752684056
are you gay?
>>752685838
shore
>>752687091
are you retarded
>>752687219
my nigga, whats the issue here? this is a WebM thread, so i posted a WebM
>>752685394
I guess nowadays it's more like "lexi being fat.webm"
>>752677155
titty = rekt
>>752677934
Jumanji
![23596568_202008743685671_8717356754024792064_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kpStUYA.jpg "23596568_202008743685671_8717356754024792064_n[1].jpg")
>>752687397
she lost that weight a long time ago
>>752685541
I worked at a facility where you could watch F-22 Raptors doing this kind of stuff regularly. Nice try
>>752685360
Who?!?!?!?
>>752683583
The original said thaat was the puppy that got pushed out by the others so he was given first go on the tits and loved it.
>>752676304
http://www.xvideos.com/favorite/5771932/the_lili_chronicles
lili
>>752687397
>implying your 400 pound fat ass would ever be touched by a woman.
>>752676642
That's not an F/A-18. Probably a Sukhoi Su-27. They are known for their supermaneuverability, carrying out feats like the Cobra maneuver.
>>752687397
Lexi is adorbs...no fatter the fat. Besides, she worked that weight off ages ago.
>>752686467
It's on efukt somewhere.
>>752685965
that made my dick hard
>mfw in these webm threads
>mfw work insisted I give up my personal phone/droid for one of their company iphones
>mfw when I want to punch my boss in the face because he indirectly prevented me from watching webm porn
>>752689429
>mfw
>>752677467
No, it's a sex move made up by porn companies. most lesbians I've ever talked to have just straight up said that it's only pleasurable if you have a big clit and then it's also just tiring and uncomfortable.
Fuck all of u :^)
>>752685929
>sitting on a toilet
He is walking through his toilet.
>>752676445
Your virginity is showing. A sizable percentage of women can't even orgasm from penetrative sex, only from clitoral stimulation.
Yeah, many women love a good pounding, but for most it's working the clit that gets them off. And the clit isn't inside the vagina virgin. Once you do get laid someday take that information to heart and you'll do well.
>>752680462
Asians
>>752690042
woah
>>752684113
Anyone got sauce on that
>>752672682
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>752678525
It's a cutscene from the new metal gear
>>752672979
>>752683610
best comment
>>752673762
yes, it's not in your asshole
>>752684113
I demand sauce, just sauce. No ketchup.
>>752687091
This is some special olympics autist retarded when you don't have sound or provide sauce.
>>752692680
Some butches are that fucked up sexually
>>752692850
yeah
>>752687337
MODS, MODS!!!!
>>752673199
assuming he's 4'x" tall
4'x12"per1'=48" tall
48/325*46=6.8" Wang
>>752693777
Checked
>>752693777
Assuming this guy doesn't own the range or some shit, how the fuck does the alternating point-blank stab-and-shoot not get you banned for life from that establishment?
>>752687286
so you are retarded. okay
>>752687337
Enjoy your ban
>>752687397
What's your point? The fattest most desperate woman in the world wouldn't come within 20 feet of your crusty Cheeto-smelling ass.
>>752687337
M O D S
I haven't looked in my webms folder in a while so I don't even know what I"m posting
>>752683589
chicks dig the chewiness with the cream filling
>>752694899
this never gets old
and czeched
>>752672979
Da fuq is this shit?
>>752687719
Lol, Cobra is the only maneuver F-22 can fully perform, fagit
>>752683546
sauce?
>>752674725
Is it Jean-Claude Van Damme?
>>752685541
fucking russian engineering is copying an F15 with shit quality parts. Drink on comrade
>>752678471
BUILD THE WALL
DEPORT THEM ALL
>>752691354
Some documentary that used to be on youtube
>>752694083
cock-eyed motherfucker :P
>>752673199
I wonder if he is able to get fully erect, I've read that it can be a problem for people with huge wangs, (not jelly, just curious)
>>752673576
Noooooooooo
>>752685428
except he lost
>>752695208
Can I smash?
>>752673199
there you see what a "big black dick" gets you - poverty - and probably aids
>>752695227
End yourself.
>>752687337
i dont get it??
>>752674163
they found out the secret to becoming white!
>>752695404
im gonna be honest. If that walked up to me and bounced like that in front of me, id probably grab his dick. Its cute, but it would have to pretend really hard to be a girl for me to hang out for any length of time.
>>752695404
>>752683711
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415978/
>>752685766
Yes, the full video is on efukt.
>>752684113
This is a crazy good documentary. Saw it a couple years back
>>752695641
captain obvious is obvious
Got a new Motorola phone. Won't play webms. Any way to change that?
>>752695599
>>752695708
>>752695735
Buy a new phone LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU HAVE LITTLE MONEY
>>752683711
>Life is not so oblique for Richard's six-year-old Robby, who is having a risqué Internet romance with a stranger
Man they wouldn't call something like that risque these days. Times sure have changed.
>>752676642
how did that guy not red out
>>752695767
How old are you?
>>752693948
he's too badass
>>752676058
follow your dreams kids
>>752695315
No, it's a recognised medical condition. They can get fully erect but not for long. Sex must be fucking miserable as well, as there aren't many vajinas that would be able to take all that
>>752685360
gee thanks, goggle
>>752695772
>>752685621
>>752686225
>>752687958
She's an actress. I don't remember the name but she doesn't make porn
>>752695404
>>752694862
muh nigger strength
>>752695641
how do you know? It could be a banana.
>>752685965
tfw no dad to take me out and do that
>>752685621
>>752686225
>>752687958
>>752695963
Lola Naymark, I found her
>>752683546
pretty kawaii-desu
>>752676642
thats an f 14 tomcat...this is a scene from topgun.
>>752684056
Sauce if interested
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415978/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
>>752680462
Who puts a pool of water in the middle of a fucking mall?
>China
>>752683589
why does she have a condom in her mouth?
>>752696317
oh boy, you're a young kid arent you?
>>752695642
I know of a retard who did this
>>752678667
offers an airborne salute to op...no homo
>>752685965
She's about 10-11. Katie something. That was the winning round. 100% no misses
>>752674163
this is normal if you do something wrong in an african comunity.. #niggersareppl2
>>752695665
>the fucking laptop
Top kek
Are there sites where these nips post all the upskirt shots they get of cosplayers?
>>752676642
Imagine doing that shit as a pilot and you got some wet-as-fuck-behind-the-ears civilian in the co-pilot seat?
>>752694862
I'd like to see/hear the preamble to that
>>752695258
Owned it. Nice
>>752683369
You seem upset.
>>752694899
fuckin niggerd
>>752678863
fucking love cats :)
>>752676058
holy fuck dat file name lmao
>>752696734
>>752696188
Thanks, Anon!
>>752695866
knowledge and experience
>>752676304
to busy smuggling heroin into jail
>>752683872
>that fucking filename
very underrated, white girls love their latte
>>752695735
Get a different browser/use chan burauza.
>>752695667
what's the name though?
>>752696734
i'm sorry for him
>>752695461
now she won't be able to fart without people knowing
>>752683610
fucking kek
My sides have been a eliminated
>>752685360
good lord who is this goddess
>>752677408
>Puts the gun hand away.
>>752693236
yea right in the crotch
>>752684113
Bradford really has gone to shit
>>752695888
Why do you ask?
>>752695963
Are you saying they got it wrong, that clearly is a girl
>>752697567
Doesn't matter. I don't care.
>>752685965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>752697623
Then why did you ask?
>>752696749
Then maybe you can tell me why all cat lovers are cunts?
>>752697756
My boss and my wife's sister adore cats and they're both narcissistic, insufferable cunts.
>>752697777
Oh dear
>>752697684
This song is now, UNIRONICALLY good.
>>752697777
>>752697853
Suicide is painless.
>>752687337
.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>752693777
>>752695258
not naming the file fuckyeahbaby
>>752687219
What's your problem, the filename mentions her moaning but the webm is silent: so what?
>>752672682
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5884335b5e304
>>752695517
Old Sheldon
>>752692680
sauce?
