Waifu
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Waifu
>>752642312
19? But our supermarket hardly has anyone over 18 who works during the evenings.
Claiming best girl.
hello hello, I love you all <3 <3 <3
omg I almost missed it!
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>>752642069
-instantly forgets the end of his pirate game and nibbles happily- <3
-claims Ika and leaves pears on the counter for her- <3
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I have a music in my head but I can't remember the artist let alone the name
Did we just start over??? :0
>>752641940
Guess sleep would help probably..
>>752642619
-wonders if it goes like this...-
Hmmmmhmhmhm hmmm hmmmmmmm hm hm hmmmmhmhmhmmmm
>>752642531
You're awfully simple, aren't you?
Wait, are you a fairy?
They like sweets and all things fun, but then again, they can be depressing
>>752642397
Ho dam man we the same age I didn't realise
Yeh I am the youngest at my work the 2nd youngest is 25 so there is a big gap there
>>752642378
the plan is pretty tight I'm going to hijack a garbage truck and slam it in to the side of a armoured truck to paralyse the security then pop the back and load the money in to a car a parked on the same road a day be for
>>752641351
look>>752642512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
Hope everyone's day is going well. Can't wait for Christmas.
>>752642531
Ow hey comrade Ika!
>>752642900
rip, I guess that is the advantage of living in a small city
>>752642900
Lol I can tell I'm going to have to clean up the mess already bad plan lol how about put everyone to sleep with gas then take what you want and leave
OP is a fat fuck living in his moms basement
He's a freeloader and doesn't pay rent
OP is a faggot and loves the cock
OP is a faggot and loves the cock
He lurks /b/ only 2, maybe 3 hours a day
He loves the cock but insists he's not gay
OP is a faggot and loves the cock
OP is a faggot and loves the cock
OP would liek to be raped by a horde of guys
Yet he insists that he is only bi...
OP is a faggot and loves the cock
OP is a faggot and loves the cock .
>>752642808
No it's like really calm minimal electronic ambient and it goes like.
Thuuuuuud. thuD. thUD. THUD.
THUUUUUUUD.
>>752642899
-is just a me- ;_;
>>752643000
\^-^/ -loves christmas and wraps everything he sees around him-
>>752643004
-is Sonata Blue- <3
>>752643242
-gets his pirate sword back out excitedly...IS A SEA SHANTY!-
ok folks..heading out for a bit while I cook
>>752642954
AHHHH my feels
>>752643000
me to
>>752643004
There are only 2 citys in my country ;_;
>>752643109
cos the garbage truck will be passing at the same time I will have the lights set to red holding the other truck there
>>752643448
EDM is not a sea shanty either
>>752642753
it might ;~; please try to get some soon.
>>752642899
hello miss Mediator! I have seen your name recently but did not say anything. are you well today? can we be friends?
>>752642954
hello Shizuru <3
>>752643482
good luck! I hope it turns out well.
>>752643482
Have fun :3
>>752643242
Sugoiii
>>752643518
Good luck with that one lol
>>752643448
Christmas is awesome.
>>752643528
v.v -pouts. Is never a sea shanty-
>>752643528
Hard to find a song that falls both into ambient and EDM.
>>752643602
Tanoshii.
>>752643529
Hello
>>752643694
-has presents for his family already picked out and wrapped. Even bought a game for himself- :3
>>752643604
well it has been doing this rough for 20 years so I can wait to do this
>>752643448
Ehh what?
>>752643518
Where do you live then lol??>>752643528
>>752643767
is it an alright day today? did you ever find the rest that you needed?
>>752643778
That's nice :)
>>752643529
Am in the middle of making a christmas-y Saya gif..
>>752643911
Can't wait to see it if you plan to post.
>>752643911
I see! that is cute. but please, do not prioritize waifu over sleep! even if waifu is laifu, laifu is short without sleep.
>>752643529
I'll be friends with anyone
>>752643711
One day it will be
>>752643728
I'd imagine
>>752643865
That's a scary waifu you have there
Am tired but don't want to sleep
>>752643884
Fine i suppose. Yes and no.
How're you?
>>752644057
Oi
>>752643865
Wales we have cardiff and swansea
>>752644043
Scarily cute I assume?
>>752644256
Just scary lol jk
>>752644195
Hellooooo
>>752644089
please sleep ;~;
>>752644125
I'm doing my best! please rest!
>>752642954
Hair...
>>752644433
Hi there how are you :3
>>752644518
Will soon promise :)
>>752644543
oh my goodness this is the most adorable thing I have ever seen ;~;
>>752644596
thank you <3
>>752644125
>>752644543
Gooood. Just got back from drinking with a cousin. Am recovering now. You?
>>752644375
Come onnn, she's fine~
>>752644160
oi
Nep Nep
>>752644812
'Ello there donut
>>752644751
Shopping lots of it
>>752644256
Sure
>>752644914
Hi Nep
>>752644760
She's definitely cute
Hoping for s clear sky tomorrow. :)
>>752645021
Christmas shopping???
>>752645203
Yup :) lots of hard work this year to many kids in the family including my two sons.
>>752644976
whats up?
Look at this slut!
She loves cock!
I need something sweet.
-walks around entire kitchen searching-
>>752645297
That's precious. Not religious but I fucking love christmas shopping for my m8s.
>>752645330
Sobering up rn, writing an essay. Whabout you?
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>>752645595
I wanted something sweet too
I got a blizzard
>>752645595
Look at her cute body!
>>752645464
thats hot
>>752645580
but im not really into bukkake
>>752645746
what are you writing an essay for? and i just got on ffxiv sitting in queue for a dungeon
>that doesnt even look like tomo wtf
>>752645791
Smiles to protect.
>>752645860
The only thing worth treasuring in this world
The smile of a waifu
Doesn't she have nice tits?
>>752645746
Right :)
No
She doesn't
I'm just waiting to fall to sleep, but couldn't resist checking in
>>752645857
Pop cul class. Am comparing and contrasting two animu characters lel. Waiting for a game sounds fun.
You dont recognize her eyes!?! Its from a fan manga about making her hair short.
>>752645940
Flat is justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYb3jxxb6Rw
>>752646081
Ahoy there
>>752646344
But tits are always great!
Butts are too!
I'm off to bed Night Night all
>>752646458
Ahoy, how's life?
>>752646548
She's not busty or anything, why is it that the only things you seem to like about her aren't actually how she is outside fan art?
>>752646548
Yes but i prefer flat for some reason. Yes i am an ass man.
>>752646659
Kinda meh. Sobering up and writing an essay about animu characters.
I'm off to bed Night Night all
-Yuno-
>>752646895
But I like her tits? She has tits in the show. Not mega tiddies but still.
>>752646025
Lol
the fug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DQxI3KM7o
>>752646081
I know how you feel anon I really do
>>752647446
>original
Oh
>>752646922
Guys are usually one or the other hard to find a guy who likes both
>>752646344
oh you're still in school? didnt know you were so young
>>752647513
About being tired and waiting for bed I just haven't reached flat out exaustion yet
>>752647705
The image
>>752647574
I don't have a preference tbh
Flat chest is cool but so are cowtits
Small ass is fine but big is good
But the legs have to be good and her hips/waist need to curve. I don't mean "curvy" I just mean they have a shape.
>>752647764
The term you're looking for is "hourglass waist"
>>752647574
I like both but yeah i veer towards one more than the other. I dont mind either way tho
>>752647636
Well college. But yeah im only 21 rn. Damn you old m8?
>>752647764
Lol you are a very picky guy it seems
>>752648105
im not super old, will be 24 ina couple months
>small ass is fine
>>752648219
Oh i see. So i aint even that young here. Happy early birthday
>>752648261
No cusion tho
>>752648261
Kimochi af
>>752648446
It's just that my butt is mega flat and while it's common to hear "flat chests are delicious"; hearing "flat butts are fine" is rare.
>>752648654
Lol I guess
>>752648654
Well yeah, guys like em thicc, boobs dont matter as much as the ass. So eat more often lel
>>752648446
at least you're old enough to legally drink, unlike s-mug, also boobs do matter just as much as ass
>>752648654
small not flat lol. There's a difference.
>>752644160
Tomoko is very relatable and adorable at times but, my God! I would not want her as a girlfriend if she was real. I've had someone like that before and it's like raising a child more than having a girlfriend.
>>752649248
>Tomoko is very relatable
i feel bad for you
Either is fine
I love Ritsu
>>752648654
But flat butts are fine
I'm not black, I don't find "fat asses" attractive
>>752649020
Fat won't go where I want and I'm lazy.
>>752649316
I do too.
>>752649642
Lol
>>752649642
Are you saying that your anaconda wants some even if it has no buns?
Just here to claim the RAM
Back to LURKING I go.
How did we get on this topic again?
>>752649133
Yep, my cousins arent old enough either and they still do it lel. Boobs are nice but its all about the ass nigga.
>>752649248
Well a relationship involves bettering each other. Plus tomo is good at maturing by herself.
>>752649667
Eat then ass workouts maybe??
Rain rain go away :/
>>752650209
SOURCE
Claim
>>752650349
>>752650019
i enjoy both
>>752650209
no i like rain
