blorp
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blorp
45 dollahs
Evening, how ya'll doing?
>>752642404
Good. Tired from work. Laying in bed.
weekend now or more work tomorrow?
i want a cute boy to present themselves to me
>>752644091
off for the weekend.
>>752644845
why does he have dark circles
just going to relax in the weekend or busy doing stuff?
>>752644958
under the eyes?
maybe he had to stay up all night and please cocks, so not enough sleep.
>>752646036
Those aren't his glasses.
>>752646660
how can you be sure of that?
god tells us not to fuck butt
>>752647041
where does it say that?
>>752646755
Ways you'll never be able to comprehend.
>>752645087
I usually stay home, unless someone drags me away.
>>752647041
God can suck my nuts.
>>752647441
It says the opposite.
John 13:27 "And the Lord said, 'Yo, there's too many of you fucks. Start doing it up the butt. Ain't no babies come out of the butt.'"
are you guys tops or bottoms?
>>752647460
I see, oh enlightened one.
>>752647737
so staying home and lurking gay shit on the interwebz. or be dragged away to some basement and doing kinky gay stuff?
>>752647895
wasn't it like, "Man shall not lay with another man as he does with a woman" So no butt sex for women.
>>752647989
Only for you, bby.
>>752648497
that didn't answer the question you dumb slut
>>752648601
Or did it?
>>752648682
no
>>752648731
I'm pretty sure it did.
>>752648924
i asked were you top or bottom, you said only for me.
which one only for me dummy
>>752648999
That's the real question, isn't it?
>>752648163
Normally it's just something like going to eat somewhere, or visiting family.
>>752649107
if i could get my hands on you in real life there would be trouble
>>752649616
The bible condones rape.
>>752649772
stop talking
>>752650010
Promises promises.
>>752649870
That popcorn is gonna taste funny.
Which one of you wypipo toilet seat complexion individuals drew this? smdh
>>752642088
>66 replies
>9 posters
Take your mental illness somewhere else. Nobody's interested.
One of you anons needs to post some horse stuff for me
>>752650621
8 other people are.
>>752651220
Thx /b/ro
>>752650621
11 posters.
>>752651413
More paws <3
>>752651166
>>752651746
Thanks hun ;)
take a look at that.... horse
>>752651862
I'll hun you.
the bushy tail, the mane
>>752651971
Do it fag I'm waiting
>>752652047
All over your northern-central China.
handsome gentle studs are the best
>>752652210
Nigga what?
Moar furfags I need to beat my dick to something
Good night, lads. Sleep tight and wet dreams.
>>752653051
You too anon
Keep em cumming fag-O's I'm almost there
>>752653377
>>752651491
paws
>>752653536
How bout your paws anon?
>>752652389
Are you going to make a man out of me, mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon?
>>752653762
Jesus dude just stop. Blow me btw (not an insult I just want a bj)
>>752653821
Luc, I am so bored. And I have another 5 hours.
>>752653867
Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns.
>>752654104
... Fine... Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
The Huns are your filled balls.
>>752654294
... You wot M8?
>>752654104
do drugs off a hookers ass crack
>>752653600
Oh. Another thread maybe. I don't have a picture and am too lazy to take one right now.
>>752654567
Stfu before I eat your ass
>>752654798
Then your dick babe?
>>752654567
Where the fuck am I supposed to find a gay hooker around here?
>>752655080
Got one right here anon
>>752655080
where ya located anon
>>752655263
There are no gay hookers in the suburbs.
>>752655421
Utah. All the hookers are downtown.
>>752655565
...so go downtown
>>752655565
I'll still suck your dick
>>752655702
>>752655703
I'm at work.
Delusional.
>>752655791
Say you gotta take a shit...
>>752655791
working?! in this economy?! it's more likely than you'd think
welp everyone, im going out to pickup some weed, i might be back on later tonight to ump more gfur, might be sucking dick. ttyl
>>752655928
I run the store solo, don't got to tell no one nothing.
>>752656272
Well shit then where you at
>>752656332
I already told you.
>>752656367
I mean where at in Utah nigga..
>>752656447
Holladay.
>>752656595
address?
>>752656595
>Holladay
OMFG THE MOUNTAIN NEXT TO YOUR CITY IS CALLED GOBBLERS KNOB I LOVE IT
>>752655965
so you're sucking your dealers nigger cock?
I will go to your gas station and eat all of the hot dogs
>>752656780
He probably already did and that's how he gets his weed
>>752656780
no, dealer is a friend, the nigger cock is a guy i've been hooking up with.
haven't left yet because i don't feel comfortable leaving with 10% phone battery T.T
>>752656920
Tell the nigger to come to you so we have one more person to keep the thread alive
>>752656720
Hunnibuns wouldn't approve of me getting raped then robbed.
>>752656757
There's also one in Pennsylvania.
>>752657084
We won't rob you can't promise about raped tho
>>752657075
maybe if I had my own place
>>752657266
I work a gas station, robbery is assumed.
>>752657273
Tell whoever you're with to fuck off
no whammies
>>752657342
Assumed not assured so quit bitching and let me suck your dick faggot
>>752657394
ok
submit to boy cunt
>>752657514
Are you a cute crossdressing femboy twink?
>>752657703
Good boy
>>752657902
Fuck no. I'm just a guy
>>752657851
>>752657416
MORE cuntbois pls
>>752657919
they said no :(
maybe next time.
>>752658265
More of this
>>752658098
i wish i had a pussy to get eaten out with
>>752657976
Well, my BF is one, though he doesn't suck cock.
>>752658338
It's ok hun but now everyone in this thread gets to see your ass.
>>752658416
Fukin make the faggot he's with a guy anyway what's the reason to not suck cock honestly man you gotta slap some sense into your bitch
it looks like a hundered times more pleasurable than anything
like imagine your entire dicknballs feeling the lick of the tongue all at once and quickly
>>752658396
Wannabe tranny faggot
>>752658499
Meh why not
This ones a bit old but here ya go
>>752658613
Nah.
>>752658872
I like the balls.
>>752658872
Good boy.
What do ya think anons? Solid 9/10 for me
>>752658789
but think of the possibilities
of grinding against the penises
>>752658963
Why not m8 you wat a bj right?
>>752659032
>>752658963
dawwww thanks
>>752659218
OK fine get a pussy then hmu I'll pop a bag over you and let you know how it feels to be a cuntboi
>>752659219
I'd prefer slutty over subby.
give the man your address and credit card information
>>752659311
Yw anon <3
>>752659464
if y'all ever wanna hit me up my kik is elimG999
>>752659417
Yea fox help me out he just wants to bust a nut I'm trynna help this nigga smh
>>752659596
I'll hit you up later if the thread gets deleted or I just get horny enough before the hours up
>>752659627
I was trying to kill boredom, but the only suggestion was drugs on a hookers ass.
>>752660230
Well now you wanna bust a nut weather you want to or not
>>752660492
Twinks only.
>>752660712
Nigga then how about you suck my dick
>>752660994
Twinks only.
>>752658872
Not really into heavier guys but damn you've got a nice ass.
>>752661054
And the fuck why?
>>752661096
I know right? I'd clap the fuck outta his cheeks.
>>752661151
Twinks are cute.
>>752661490
Guys aren't cute. As long as they have a clean hole and aren't part of my 600 lb life they're fuckable
>>752661711
really is this true
>>752661835
Yea and if they're in my age range and not butt ugly
>>752661835
Twinks are cute, though.
>>752662017
No twinks are extremely fuckable
>>752661938
Butts are cute, though.
>>752662114
And cute.
>>752662152
This is also true.
>>752662152
Boi shut up twinks are cute I'd fuck one, happy now?
>>752662354
No because I am not a twink. And everyone should want to fuck me.
>>752662455
Do you meet the minimum fuckable requirements?
Post butt pics in the next thread.
>>752662531
how old are you right now
>>752662619
17 nigga
dude
>>752663022
What faggot
>>752662827
Haha, you were hitting on a 30 year-old.
>>752663258
Ok and?
>>752663302
Statutory rape.
>>752663506
Not if nobody finds out. I won't snitch
>>752663619
So thirsty.
>>752663744
Meh I don't really care if I get any or not I'm just bored so why not try to get any
I thought you were joking this entire time.
>>752664115
Sike nigga you thought
