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Waifu Thread!
Hey there :3
im going to pull out your femur and use it as a strap on to fuck your ass until you die
>>752633179 (Mouse guy)
I guess that means I get all these sweets to myself
>>752634191
That sounds painful
>>752634135
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>752632938
>Some spider thing
Oh yeah Rom The Vacuous Spider is annoying on the first playthrough
>>752634229
>>752634164
D: -wants some too and reaches up-
-also, claims Ika, obviously-
And Ill claim my proper waifu too, rather than just shitpost.
>>752632281
I been up to a lot. Working the business side of things. It's paying off. Got a new referral source so yeehaa
>>752632412
hi CC
>>752633142
omg Junko is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMiOp5uvdlo
~<3
>>752634296
I mowed him down, I knocked him out of his teleports
>>752634306
Oh, you want some after all?
>>752634191
Wew... and I thought I was bored. So, how are ya comrade?
>>752634366
Multiple personalities make her even better.
>>752633341
Ow great! What do you do?
claimed, im not gay btw
>>752634229
Share :0?
>>752634366
oooow more people to make money off!..... I mean help
>>752634524
I work in a stock room at argos I don't have to talk to anyone it is great
>>752634512
-likes cookies!-
>>752634661
Sounds nice I have a job where all I do is talk to people. Drunk or high most of the time.
>>752634661
Sounds neat, at least better than my supermarket job lol
>>752634306
Is this person the dog killer you like? >>752634191
>>752634366
Hey how are you doing?
Was a pretty rainy day anyone else have bad weather?
>>752634524
my agreement is 100%
>>752634661
Well to be fair I do got to make the monies
>>752634950
How are you today?
>>752634512
Oh that's good. If he gets those teleports off he gets really annoying especially since it spawns more spiderlings and starts using that meteor attack. It gets even worse if you do the chalice dungeons where you fight Rom with an arena about the size of Father Gascoigne's room
>>752635099
Great minds think alike then comrade!
>>752635094
Comrade.... the cheeselands only have bad weather
>>752634594
Sure thing, Sweets for everyone!
>>752634714
Help yourself then
>>752635131
I think using Ludwigs Sword helps, that think is strong
>>752635094
Its going to rain all day today.
>>752635099
>>752634714
This anon is in love with a schizophrenic psychopath. Please talk to him, help him.
>>752634909
-doesn't know. Thinks she's been lurking but doesn't know if she's posting.-
>>752635209
\^-^/ -gets a bag and begins filling it with more cookies than he could possibly eat-
>>752635185
I see...hmm do cookies help?
>>752635209
Thankies :)
>>752635213
It happens I guess :/
>>752635243
Kek
>>752635185
absolutely...like I said...she is my fave in the series
>>752635243
he's not my client though....plus i like cookies too
>>752635275
Cookies always help!
>>752635466
Still haven't played 3 tbh. Been playing other games
>>752635209
Oh Ludwig's Holy Sword is amazing for PvE because of the high base damage and decent scaling. It's not the greatest for PvP because of how telegraphed the moveset is
>>752635466
-hands anon a cookie-
:D
>>752635561
yeah I played all of 1, half of two...so far Chiaki is my gal in 2
>>752635632
omg I got a cookie...I like you
>>752635713
Yay friends :3
>>752634661
nice boobs
>>752635270
Well aren't we greedy
>>752635318
Anytime, friend
>>752635582
I'm not too worried about PvP, I don't think I'll run into anyone
This was my day today
>>752634788
What do you do?
>>752634796
It pays about the same
>>752635099
Dose it pay well?
>>752635804
Thanks
Goodnight everyone.
>>752635099
Turned out worse than it should have but I'm going to bed now, let's see how will tomorrow go. Hope your day is going well ^^
>>752635713
Yeah, Chiaki was great in 2. Would love to replay it but... knowing all the outcomes makes it a bit too boring
>>752635947
I guess but still, yours sounds more professional
>>752635947
I work for a law firm
>>752635963
Nini :3
>>752635947
quite...I work for myself so I keep all profits after taxes, overhead, and insurance
>>752635963
see you again CC
>>752636014
yeah that's true...I need to just finish it so I can know the end and we can talk about vague spoilers
>>752635270
I'm jealous of you, my dude
>>752635808
Probably not but there is still an active PvP community so there's still a chance you'll run into them in the late game
>>752634366
Hey book head.
>>752634524
Koume wouldn't mind to much. Relpying to if she minds about a 3d
>>752634661
Yowza yuno
>>752636092
I found the ending a bit too far fetched tbh, that's all I'll say to you
>>752635402
People don't know how dangerous she is.
>>752635466
Just talk to him, please? His name is Sonata.
>>752636183
CUTIE PIE!
>>752636190
dammit ok I am gonna play this weekend
>>752636215
Anyone with a brain does
>>752636149
Then I'll just get rekt
I doubt it will be like Souls where I am the one who knocks
With a demon fist
>>752636183
That's a lewd waifu
I love this picture of vanilla
>>752636257
Yeah PvP is especially scary since armor isn't really and all weapons can potentially one-shot, or combo another hunter into oblivion if played correctly
>>752636376
me too
ultra cute
>>752636562
I find her super cute a lot
>>752635867
Awwwwww cute
>>752635963
Night night
>>752636014
not rely I use the same uniform as shop floor and I gut got to shelves and get things off them.
some times I stack the shelves too
>>752636037
Owwww could you get people less time for trying to rob a bank
>>752636092
Awww living my dream, except I would be fixing locks not peoples heads
You know I can charge £100 call out and a £100 pound an hour once I am set up
>>752636183
Hi your looking cute today
>>752636376
I can see whay
>>752636149
My king
>>752636183
BLAAAUUUGH
>>752636190
Junny!
>>752636254
Bookhead!
>>752636139
What a player.
>>752636669
omg I wanted those quads for you
currently after I clear overhead and taxes I do just slightly under $100
>>752636741
Just for you, here is a cute
>>752636254
Good, play plenty of danganronpa!
>>752636669
Ow okay.... still it's something different.
>>752636741
Shinny~
>>752636139
Jesus
This is why I don't trust anyone who puts on a "cutsie" persona on the internet, they're more often than not overcompensating for a lack of feelings IRL.
>>752636669
Lol probably not I'm not the lawyer.
>>752636795
I'm so jealous, I wish I had a grade-A gold digger
They'll live happily together, she'll have a new man every night, torture a dog in front of him every day, and maybe if he's lucky he'll get to see sunlight
>>752636925
Her persona isn't cutesy, really
>>752636139
Its hard to know people like this exist.
>>752636669
u know a cute
>>752636925
Holy shit
I thought you were dead
Dessert time. :3 meow
Claiming best girl.
I got nothing done today..
>>752636139
>>752635808
-looks ashamed and puts two back-
>>752636139
-sighs and tells you the truth since she's not here anymore. She said those things to rile you all up, and you took the bait like hungry fish. Does not wire her money and things, though would give her anything he had to offer if she needed it. She told me about literally EVERYTHING she was doing to manipulate your horrible little community and he tried to convince her to leave you all alone. More and more is glad she chose to ignore that plea, though, seeing as how you are all terrible people. Huffs and goes to make a pot roast, missing Ika more than ever- v.v
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>>752637279
-welcomes Spiderman with a hug and a cup of tea. Is nice to see you again- <3
<---- Best waifu
>>752637185
Even worse is people like Sonata, who encourage this kind of behavior and ignore all evidence to suggest his "Perfect psycho Gf" is incapable of loving him
>>752637334
assuming that's true and not damage control, she still kills dogs
>>752637334
Full denial.
>>752637334
"She"
Do i have to remind you?
>>752636895
yeah I am going to finish it. Ill have to report back to you when I do
>>752637243
you're still awesome
.
>>752637543
Thank you!
I'm so confused :(
>>752636987
I'm not really sure who they posts as anymore but the people who orbit them like Sonata do it and he's probably got issues himself.
>>752637206
Lol I wish
Not really suicide is never an option
>>752637701
It absolutely is an option
The fuck with this drama?
>>752637543
No, not really.
>>752637701
She told me he was abused or something like that
I'm betting he thinks they're similar, but she is, in every way, absolutely unable to feel love
Or she's an edgy kid looking for attention because daddy never loved her
>>752637821
It's an option just the wrong option
>>752637668
?
What drama are you talking about
>>752637894
Depends on the situation tbh
I'm sold, I want a psychopathic girlfriend now. Yes, I am posting anonymously so that I will not be judged by my peers.
>>752637843
that's fair...but my opinion and I is keeping it
>>752637652
I only have a handful of deaths left
>>752637918
I'm judging you regardless
>>752636849
Cuuute! Thank you
>>752636895
Wanna play bf1?
>>752636987
Qt
>>752637668
Spammers happened
>>752637914
Thread had me confused for a bit lol
OUT 2D FAGS
>>752637917
I lost a friend to that
heheBoi
>>752637959
Go for it!
>>752638024
Ehh that's possible but got no mic though
>>752638026
Ah okay, nice to meet ya!
>>752638024
I guess so
>>752638034
The part about you being retarded enough to think I care about what you have to say or your pathetic posts
>>752638068
Not that uncommon anymore, unfortunately
Regardless, it's still a solution to some people
>>752638024
she has such great pics
>>752638149
you do the discord thing?
blood chan reveal yourself!
2D IS GAY
>>752637991
Don't get me wrong I feel bad for the guy, he seems nice and doesn't deserve to be with someone like that.
>>752638179
And yet you still took the time to reply and read the message, stupid idiot lol
>>752638149
Nice to meet you as well :)
>>752638184
Discord thing? What do you mean?
>>752638218
I mean, he kind of did it himself so idk
>>752638241
xd the masder droll, I resbonded so I musd care
>>752633939
Sure mate.
>>752634241
I firmly believe you have symptoms of down syndrome. Please proceed as instructed:
> Take a knife
> Cut ur throat
>>752638289
How are ya? Done anything fun?
reeee
>>752638289
I know you weren't talking to me, but hello!
>>752638297
You use discord?
>>752638179
Yeah it's just a rough situation all together.
psychologically break me, blood-chan! i love you!
>Cockona
>>752638345
>>752638149
We can always type. I have no problem with that
>>752638161
Wait for a bit and it'll be better
>>752638184
Try amazing. Iirc she's from some harem anime right?
>>752637918
Junko claimer? is that you? Maybe Duke or Saya.
Mister Spiderman, it doesn't look like it's working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weTtT4tb9bE
i can sense it..........BLOOD-CHAN is lurking this thread.......
it's me sci btw lol
>>752637959
I'm not sure your opinion is correct though..
>>752638458
Not me, I don't even know what's all this dumb drama about..
>>752638345
A haircut was nice that's about it lol
>>752638458
I don't think guessing will get you anything out of this.
>>752638633
and yet I am keeping it!
>>752638429
she is
>>752638385
Hey there anyways lol
We should spam "Sonata is a cuck" every time he comes here from now on.
>>752638696
Well, the small things are the ones that can make your day ^.^
>>752638786
He's a chill dude
Why be a cunt for no reason
g
>>752638826
It's always nice to get pampered every once in awhile :3
>>752639022
well that's the cutest thing...
>>752639121
Thank you :) my master is always sweet to me so I'm usually in a good mood lately. Glad to be part of the neko community.
>>752636254
Goood evening. How are you. Sorry for the slow replies. But im currently working.
>>752636257
Its a swim suit. Nothing too lewd.
>>752636669
Thank you, feeling worn down. Need to get home, sleep, and wake up at 7 back to work
>>752636741
Oh a nice little scythe. BLAUGH to you as well.
I miss Louise...
>>752639313
ell I am not a Neko, but this is the best I can do
>>752639369
ok settle something for me since I have like 10 added people on discord in three days
I did add you...LO right?
>>752639517
It's hard being a kitty but you always get rewarded when your super good :) Master took me to eat today. It was so nice. :3
>>752639724
well goodness who could ever not reward you?
>>752639369
Swimsuits are a gateway lewd
>>752638748
Alright, I guess.. Can't stop you..
>>752639313
>my master
There used to be a rule: Keep rp in /trash/.
>>752639840
Awe thanks :3
>>752639886
It's not exactly rp it's just who I am the way I am. I live like that everyday.
#TEAMCHITOGE
>>752638429
Lmao that gif is hilarious.
>>752639022
The cutes...they consume me
>>752639517
What are you doing tonight. >>752639881
Well, its either skimpy lewd bikini or fetish school suit. So i choose head to toesie coverage
>>752640067
In other words you're a faggot?
Ayyy, how are you doin' mah niggas?
>>752640142
well for the next two minutes, staring at that pic...
Then I am heading to cook soon
Sorry had to leave for a bit
>>752636849
So close ;_;
aw the hundred for me before tax
>>752636895
may be you could get transferred back in to the store room of where you work?
>>752636935
Awww could you at least give it a try?
>>752637201
YES!
>>752639369
ow that's not nice i'm in at 9 so I got a bit more sleeps than you
>>752640162
I'm a girl lol no faggotry here my friend :p
>>752640125
#TeamShutTheFuckUp
>>752640165
WHAT IS THAT!
>>752640125
>>752640242
Lol I could probably erase your record of you had one but that's after the fact lol I don't think I could stop it ahead of time
