ylyl thread
lets do this fuckers
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>>752632689
bump
>>752632733
afaggot
>>752632689
niggers
>>752632689
>>752632733
>>752633064
>>752633785
I thought YLYL threads were supposed to be funny
>>752634199
Damn
>>752634240
Ikr wtf
>>752634199
Good
>inb4 someone starts posting bananas and/or shitty ragecomics
man fuck this thread
>>752634240
Your parents thought they wouldn't have a faggot for a son, but boy, were they wrong
>>752634199
These are so fucking dumb
Sorry I’m late
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>>752634484
agreed
>>752634199
goddamnit
sandal man?
>>752634545
i already inb4ed you, but have fun being a newfag thinking you're doing this longdead board a service while i go fap to cp on german imageboards like a boss
>>752632733
get a better meme
>>752632733
Why
>>752634420
Hope they do die
>>752634199
Fuck
>>752634435
I miss these
>sfw porn
>>752634385
>_<
>>752634601
>zodiac killer
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>>752635233
>>752635233
Found some gifs in a folder
>>752635491
>>752634420
fuck
>>752635819
I didn't mean to hurt the dog
>>752635891
Its too late
>>752634420
my mother and the dead rats, mice , spider, are going to come to you anon and burrow under your skin until you are eaten alive by their maggots and effluence.
> nothing can save YOU and YOUR KIND FROM THIS
> :3
>>752635233
these were really good
>>752635942
plz no
>>752635979
Hahahahaha!
>>752632733
not working i have immunity dogo it protects me from all curses and your mom die posts
>>752636132
then why reply doofus
>>752634199
protected by dogo thx dogo got immunity and guys i will share just save this pic
>>752634545
nobody gives a shit about it anymore, gtfo
Anyone who replys to those "if you dont reply..." posts are actually clinically retarded. It's in the same boat with religion, if you take it seriously, you're retarded and beyond help.
Kill yourselves or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>752636202
i just posted the danger dog u shithead nothing will ever happen to anyone from those posts
>>752636646
kys
>>752636609
>>752632689
https://youtu.be/QsR7fQHbyBE
>>752634709
Yeah that's not ok
>>752636672
you probably think youre funny
guess what
you are NOT. now go cry in corner and think about what you did wrong
>>752636806
I've been on 4chan since '07 now and before everyone starts screaming 'troll' and 'copypasta' I know that I'm not an oldfag. Oldfags discovered 4chan 2005 and before. All this 'cancer' and 'lack of original content' is bullshit. /b is the best it's ever been and I'm going to show you why. Firstly, /b/ finally has a good userbase and more coming in every day. We have a diverse and interesting community and everyone seems to fit in and be able to find people they can relate to. Secondly the original content is fantastic. New memes like Boxxy, Advice dog variations (including regret guy), rage comics and making fun of minorities are funny as hell and represent what /b/ is best at. Copypasta isn't all that bad; it's what makes a meme and most of the time actually inspires new works of art. Thirdly 4chan finally has the recognition and fame that it deserves. Moot is a well-known name and 4chan has it's own wikipedia page for people to learn about our culture. We've even been on TV. I've even found friends that I've known for ages are actually /b/tards but we didn't know it; and anyone that doesn't know about it I explain to them what 4chan is all about and why they should participate. I love this place - 4chan is my home away from home and you should love it too. Peace
>>752636095
You may now kiss the bride
>>752634291
Plz no
>>752632733
You fucker
>>752634199
Fuck
>>752637919
fake and gay
>>752634291
Why you do this !?!? It's my only friend :(
>>752632733
The fuck is wrong with you
>>752638486
what do you mean?
>>752632733
Fuck
>>752636095
That poor horse
>>752632733
Ive given up not replying to these....she's still alive.
>>752639318
Honestly never replied. I'm starting to think this shit doesn't work
>>752634199
Fuck
>>752632733
Doobs
>>752639707
hehe
>>752634412
Poor rick
roll
>>752634199
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>752634385
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>752640199
o_o
>>752636858
best troll since 9/11
>>752640254
Stop replying to every post you tryhard fucking faggot.I am SICK to death of you. You are nothing but a low life piece of shit with nothing better to do than sit behind your damned keyboard playing at the big I am. You live in a fantasy world and take some warped sense of pleasure from posting shit such as this.
I would dearly LOVE to meet you one day - I may be a pacifist but i'd smash your fuckin teeth in without a second thought you tosser - do us all a favour and fuck off back to the sewer you came from.
Other posters - while I apologise for the use of profanities and the nature of my post I do not apologise for aiming it at this piece of shit who does nothing on this thread but wind people up and is the most disrespectful arsehole I have ever encountered on any thread. One or two posts I think I could live with but the fucking diarrhea that spouts fromt his dickheads mouth is constant. Behaving like this and posting like this is absolutely disgraceful and I for one am fuckin fuming that this wanker is still here and allowed to post such shit.
heres some ad OC
i kekame
>>752640423
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.
Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.
You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.
The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
>>752640330
kek
>>752640498
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining at first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day was born, I was destined for success. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, l was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this thread. And now, where am l? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another comment, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the warld and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
>>752640550
:^)
>>752640644
dubs
>>752640550
10/10
>>752640550
>>752640447
>>752640330
>>752636858
looks like the valedictorian from copypasta university class of 2015 present
>>752640914
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>752640447
Ok faggot.
>>752641065
Oh my dear, where to start with a pathetic fuck, like you
This is not your ecochamber that tumblr is, this is where you are confronted with the purest that mankind is without its restraints, you are confronted with reality, these images show fucking reality, if you are like me, you are desesitized to this kind of shit due to prior happenings, but your comment just shows that you are some priviledged weak cunt who never had something bad to experience and lives on in his isolated dream world where never something bad happens
most people here don't even fucking value their life due to how others treat them, tell me a reason how you shouldn't shrug off death, if life does not treat you well
cunt
>>752632733
BITch face
>>752640447
>>752640550
Damn are y'all bouncing on your boys Dick's or not, I just popped off about three sticky ropes of baby making soup watching you two bumblefucks attempt to be classy while proving that idiocy can't melt steel beams, Trump did 911 #wordtomyhomiesalvia PS if you both kill yourselves than everyone wins.
>>752641162
litterally autism
>>752640963
IT STOPS NOW! IVE ALREADY CONTACTED CYBER POLICE AND YOURE BEING BACKTRACED AS WE FUCKING SPEAK YOU MISERERABLE PIECE OF SHIT!
YOU KNOW WHO YOURE FUCKING WITH NOW KIDDO!?! THATS RIGHT! HER FATHER!!! NOT SO TOUGH GUY NOW ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!? COME OUT FROM BEHIND THAT SCREEN AND ILL SHOW YOU WHAT A BULLY IS YOU SACK OF CRAP BITCH!!CONSEQUENCES WILL. NEVER. BE. THE. SAME!!!
>>752641320
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath."
>>752634199
Shit
>>752632689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdbWWTOGngs
>>752634291
splunge
>>752640199
a jew thats into transactions and proud of it? i thought that was all jews. i dont get it.
>>752641415
hawt
>>752641348
This seems oddly specific. Someone's projecting. Does your mom work at Hardee's anon? I'm sorry Daddy raped you, but look at the bright side, at least he thinks you're pretty.
>>752641650
No. You're concentrating on my first point regarding crime to fund
the addiction, but I made two points.
As I alluded to, there are certain drugs, such as heroin, crack, and
crystal meth that are objectively more dangerous to the person and to
society at large than alcohol. Taking your argument to the extreme,
even if said drugs were available for free, with clean dispensaries,
the danger to health and society would remain immense, as it isn't
entirely clear whether such ready availability will drive or increase
the usage rate.
Is it my position that all illegal drugs are that bad? No.
>>
Anonymous 12/17/16(Sat)15:10:30 No.715584713 ?
You know how booze is legal, but for a while it wasn't, and during
that time crime skyrocketed (but also did not stop anyone from
drinking either)?
Now it's legal, and MOST people use it moderately, responsibly, and
without consequence. Most people know when to do it, how much, and
when not to.
But, there's also a couple of people that can't. They fuck their
whole life up, kill people in DUIs, and are a blight on society.
Well, there's help for those people. We help them, sometimes against
their will through a court, but, we recognize that these people have
gone off the tracks and need to be put back in line.
THAT'S HOW ALL DRUGS SHOULD WORK.
That's how heroin should be. Anyone can use it, but, you have to
know it's a terrible decision and be provided with help to get
yourself back on track.
Thinking that just because it's legal means people who ordinarily
wound't try it suddenly will is juvenile. It's perfectly legal to go
get bombed on booze 24/7, but yet, only a very small percentage of
people do that.
Why aren't any of you going out and chugging some vodka? Oh, because
you know that it's bad for you, and will come with consequences?
Right.
>>752634505
yeah this one works better if you don't have to read it.
>>752636858
>>752641809
What is even happening
>>752634545
I'm so fucking sick of this banana shit. I'm so FUCKING sick of it.
Did it never occur to you fucking basement dwelling neetcucks that some people come to these threads to laugh? That JUST FUCKING MAYBE people have a shit day, come home, get on /b/ to pointlessly pass the time and see a YLYL thread and think to themselves "Well hell, maybe I can chuckle a little at least."
And you fucking retarded shitcunts post bananas like you're trying to impress your alcoholic father with your hilarious comedy skills. You're all fucking pathetic, do you know that? Are you aware of that simple goddamn fact? You're fucking losers. You're fucking worthless. You're the fucking shitstain beneath my shoe that I scrub off with more shit because that's how fucking disgusting you are.
Instead of doing something worthwhile, you fuck up people's fucked up days even more just so you can giggle for two seconds about how "le edgy" your fucking "lele funi banana maymay xD" is.
You are all fucking pond scum. You're the fucking cancer that plagues the entirety of existence. I hate each and every motherfucking one of you more than I have ever hated anything. If I took all the hatred I've ever had for EVERYTHING and combined it together it would not equal a fucking cunting SIXTEENTH of the hatred I feel for you pathetic, worthless, undeserving-of-life wetnursing diaper flaunting disgusting fucking faggots.
Kill yourselves. Every goddamn one of you. You fucking make me wish the universe had never been created at all because it's a shitty, miserable place with you around.
>>752636802
shut the fuck up and kys normie faggot
>>752634199
XXXX
I'm >>752641650
>>752641710
I'm not the guy you have been arguing with I'm just getting my dick beat worse than a pinata filled with positive pregnancy tests in the barrio watching you lose your shit like an Alzheimer's patient that ate too many laxitives, also the prison industrial complex is Nixon's everlasting fuck you to everyone in America with skin darker than khaki and Trump eats the babies that Ted Cruz steals from the planned Parenthood mobile abortion van. Chickety check yourself bitch tits.
>>752642291
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>752634199
m,
>>752642521
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
this thread sucks
>>752634958
That lazy eye
>>752636095
fuck, i hate sandpeople
>>752642547
Why are you so hostile.
Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
>>752636609
doesn't everyone comment on it ironically?
>>752641871
I don't get some people
>>752642770
>ironically
Ironically kill yourself.
>>752634291
doesn't matter nigger I just ordered a new one
>>752643023
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>752642496
Why would you make it a gif you fucking autist
>>752643037
I fu**ing hate you: I fucking hate you __. I fucking wish you were dead you motherfucking jew-nosed butch-dyke looking cunt. You cannot fathom how deep the goddamn well of hatred runs within me. If you were the last hope to save this world and all universes from utter annihilation and I held your fate in my hands, I would end your pitiful buttermilk fucking existence you cocksucking _-rimming shitbag. I mean jesus christ, how hard is it to not be so... you? You're the worst person in any time period. I swear to god I want nothing more than for someone to fry your balls while they're still attached to you and then serve them to an elderly chinese couple while you writhe in exquisite agony above their plate and the management tells you to shut your fucking dick deposit box of a mouth and be courteous to the other diners. I wish you were a fucking dog so I could send you to south korea so they can eat you with their fucking noodles for lunch.so why don't you just do us all a fucking favor and inject your eyeballs with 1000 grams of rat poison and hit up a sauna afterwards, you shitskinned dickbreathed oat goblin.
>>752638115
Would watch
>>752642358
Please tell me where you found the CP, I want to see it too!
>>752643238
on your mother's hard drive
>>752643238
10101011000100110010101010001011101010000
>>752643191
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>752643321
You are the fucking newfaggiest newfag that has ever newfagged. You literally EXUDE newfaggotry. It's fucking dripping from your fat jiggling body in a frothy disgusting mixture of disappointment and poor life choices.
Kill yourself. End your miserable, worthless life. For the good of all mankind, find a rope strong enough to hold you or a shotgun powerful enough to penetrate the layers upon layers of excess body fat that enshrouds your barely-humanoid form like a fucking grotesque, macabre cloak of aborted self-control and fucking murder yourself. Immediately.
>>752643353
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>752641871
bruh
>>752643423
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU ARE ALWAYS INTERJECTING WITH THE MOST FUCKING DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD I SWEAR I WILL SHIT INSIDE YOUR MOUTH AND RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND DRAIN YOUR WASTE INTO YOUR PARENTS AND KILL THEM TOO. YOU FEEL THAT FUCKING SWEATY FUCKBOI DROP COMING DOWN THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SWEAT, ONCE YOUR DONE EMPTYING YOUR ORIFICES I'LL REFILL THEM WITH MY STANKY, SALTY, WHITE,glue. YOU SHIT SLAPPING, DICK GURGLING, SAD ATTEMPT AT A MARRIAGE SAVER I'VE EVER SEEN. YOU ARE WORTHLESS, YOUR LIFE, YOUR EXISTENCE IS A CRIME, KILL YOURSELF. YOU BALL DICK CUNT PUSSY LICKER.
>>752634199
What was the original post? Didn't the FBI visit a thread or something?
>>752643314
Translator doesn't show anything, give me the list of how many translations I have to do and in what order, or just make your secret obvious.
>>752643494
WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HERE I AM, TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WITH FUNNY PICTURES, VIDEOS AND SUCH AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO ME?
YOU ARE ONE MASSIVE ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU?
Seriously, just leave me alone. I will not hesitate to call the police. Yes, that's right, the police. I bet you didn't think of that when you left your "trolling" comment, did you now? Not that I'd expect someone of your obviously very low intellect to know the law.
Write here, in 18 U.S. Code § 875 it says this. "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both". Did you hear that? Imprisoned. You've broken the law, ruined my night and now your life will be ruined.
Hope you enjoy prison you fucking ass, because trust me, I WILL have you reported and justice WILL be served.WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HERE I AM, TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WITH FUNNY PICTURES, VIDEOS AND SUCH AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO ME?
YOU ARE ONE MASSIVE ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU?
Seriously, just leave me alone. I will not hesitate to call the police. Yes, that's right, the police. I bet you didn't think of that when you left your "trolling" comment, did you now? Not that I'd expect someone of your obviously very low intellect to know the law.
>>752642770
>>Ironically
Ironically doing something is still fucking doing it.
It's just a shield faggots put up to defend their shit tastes.
>>Oh I only ironically watch kid's cartoons
>>I only ironically have a waifu
>>I only ironically shitpost
>>I only ironically still find harambe memes funny
>>I'm not a massive autistic faggot, I swear.
>>2kool4skool me
>>752643574
if you dumb you do not deserve it
>>752643589
Suck my fucking cock. Who the fuck are you to come in here acting all superior and knowledgeable like a fat fedora tipping Cheeto-dribbling bastard? The only human fucking interaction you receive in life that doesn't come from your poor traumatized mother and you spoil it by acting like a fucking sperg. It's not really your fault though, you were just born that way, weren't you? You were born with something ever-so-subtly different in that diseased fruit you call a brain that nevertheless transformed you into something less than fucking human. A pair of crossed wires that are supposed to be parallel, a tiny, oft-forgotten lobe somewhere in the back, maybe something even more direct like minor head trauma during your childhood. Whatever it was, it single-handedly transformed you into what you are now: a sad, pathetic facsimile of a human being. A fucking travesty.
End yourself.
>>752643709
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Fuck Off
>>752643735
Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
>>752634291
so funny lmfao rofl
>>752643687
Or maybe I don't magically know how to properly convert a bunch of translated code into binary and then finally into letters. How am I supposed to magically know how many translations you used without seeing your keyboard? Just post the damn cp already.
>>752643808
Nobody is dealing with your shit. You are going to be fucked in the ass with a cheese grater lubed up with ghost chili pepper sauce and fucking Australian bull ants whilst I affix to my right index finger an unwashed steak knife from a local mexican restaurant and proceed to rub your crusty fucking clit with it and using my left hand to grope your fucking titty with a god damned taser. Once I get bored with that Ill spin you the fuck around and fuck your dirty cunt with an 80-grit sandpaper condom I made at the fucking home depot that I have covered with fucking bees. I'll thrust my boney ass pelvis into your soggy fucking kidneys on top of a god damned Tibetan nail bed as I lick the tears of shame and agony out of your motherfucking eye balls. Your utter agony will be a thing of legend as I pull out my dick and slit your throat with a fucking plastic spork so I can jizz down your god damned throat hole as I dump chlorine bleach into your nostrils on your now flailing head. All of this whilst I live webcast this shit directly to your parents, the pope, and fox news for all to witness and enjoy and just as you gurgle your last breathe as it bubbles through your cum clogged trachea I'll take a massive pabst blue ribbon dump in your mouth.
>>752634291
I can't afford to pass on these one
>>752635666
>
checkem
>>752634291
Nooooo
>>752643853
I want you to reread what you wrote here, and then fucking go to the nearest set of stairs and just fucking fling yourself as hard as you can into the wall about 6 feet from the top steps. If by some fucking miracle you are still able to move around/think clearly I want you to just start shrieking at the top of your lungs until someone calls 911 and the police arrive. When they start questioning you I want you to growl like the deranged fucking animal you are, and lunge for the closest police officers gun. Then, and only fucking then, will you have a shot at redemption. May god have fucking mercy on your soul... because I sure as fuck wont.
>>752635819
Too soon
>>752634199
eks dee
>>752634199
no bro, i love her
>>752644047
He started it.
>>752643558
pretty sure its the show belly button thread
>>752636443
> 2018
> Still playing games of "nuh uh you missed" level pretend.
> Assuming most of us on this board are about or over 18 (who am I kidding) that's sad.
> Sad regardless.
Rant over.
>>752636721
Synthetic waddermelons...
>>752634291
oh shit nigga real shit
>>752643035
I would unironically buy this
>>752634291
Don't please
>>752632733
I don't get it
>>752644163
I would unironically fuck you in the ass
>>752634420
Cancer
>>752640432
I no kekame
>>752634291
got me on this one
>>752634291
oh fug, gotta respond, dis important
>>752640199
o my god the fucking nose
>>752641871
>When you work as a pest exterminator but also read the Quran
>>752634291
nooooooooo
>>752637460
is this hell?
>>752643589
Doesn't apply to 4chan because disclaimer. Kill yourself pussy
>>752634385
second pic needs to say no immunities
>>752643853
how fat are you
>>752644194
I would unironically enjoy it
>>752632733
Kys
>>752644541
nigga das gay
>>752641871
I found this easy to jerkoff to
>>752644635
I'll make my penis more feminine then.
>>752644718
that makes it straight as fuck
>>752632733
Fuck you
>>752634199
Fuck you
>>752644738
>>752644809
Fuck you
>>752634199
Kys
>>752634291
Kys
>>752644877
Kys
>>752644918
Kys
Is that a soap?
>>752642068
Get em, anon
>>752634385
Kys
>>752644993
Kys
>>752634199
your mother will die one day of natural causes if you ever post any shit like this again
