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Celeb Thread Again
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FIRST
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Anons...
>*Sips beer.*
I am the liquor.
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>>752626273
wew
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>>752626273
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>>752626273
Them mammarios
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Last Emilia thread was so good who could possibly compare?
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>>752626390
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>>752626382
RIP Old friend
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>>752626382
Tay <3
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>>752626382
Cheers anon
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>>752626500
Fuck off, pedo
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>>752626488
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>>752626500
Fuck off pedo
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>>752626500
fuck off herman!!
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>>752626382
When?
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>>752626585
Fuck off Herman
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>>752626500
Fuck off pedo
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>>752626602
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>>752626493
>>752626500
No, <3 you! :3

>>752626557
:]
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>>752626585
Fuck off Herman
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>>752626655
>>752626557
moar
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>>752626602
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>>752626704
Aww, thank you Anon.
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>>752626704
tay gives me lewd thoughts...
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a nice fake
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>>752626794
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>>752626704
Don´t kill yourself pls
>>752626752
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>>752626749
>>752626699
>>752626655
khaleesi a cute
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>>752626740
Mm
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>>752626667
Is this girl dead?
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>>752626885
Love that succubus
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>>752626929
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>>752627003
>replying to spam
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fuck Daddario or Dormer such a tough choice
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>>752627038
Me too anon
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>>752627042
Sexy
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>>752627003
Was it the girl in pink lingerie?
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>>752627082
dormer. she seems like she wouldn't stop .
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>>752627066
Hmmmm
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>>752627066
>doesn't answer his question
Faggot
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>>752627082
Mammario
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>>752627277
true
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>>752627269
No
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>>752627309
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>>752627146
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>>752627342
Well? I missed it, so I have no clue. But I know the girl in pink lingerie meme. She's dead in the photo.
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>>752627082
could someone transplant daddario's boobs on nat??
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>>752627320
>>752627321
fugg how am I meant to decide
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>>752627042
so cute
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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M-M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a v-very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm s-so sorry I-I have t-to be f-f-forced t-t-to be w-w-with a dream w-w-woman while o-others c-can o-only dream a-about i-it...
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>>752627482
wouldn't that be amazing....
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>>752627497
Well your webm made me decide pretty quick
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Hey AnnonBois
My name is feminine bronzer boi & this blonde tramp fucks my guido friends when I'm at my AA meetings/training for my Orange Belt at the local karate school where I am sempai. If you say I look like "The Situation" there will BE a fucking situation, capeesh??? PS- I'm a dirty Wop Noodle Nigger, kill me pls
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>>752626687
AIDS:The Movie
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>>752627575
I'm addicted to her..
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>>752627679
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>>752627550
watsup pete
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>>752627619
Nat has some great webms too though
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>>752627550
you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
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>>752627497
Why not both?
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>>752627497
Heavy tits
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>>752627679
>>752627575
>>752627723
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>>752627619
And your pic has made me decide
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>>752627550
Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?
Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.
And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?
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>>752627760
true
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>>752627810
WHO?
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>>752627781
that outfit fuck
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>>752627628
who?
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>>752627550
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
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>>752627868
the gaga
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>>752627760
true, keep posting
>>752627795
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>>752627723
Just can't stop fapping to Daisy!
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A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short.
What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
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>>752627939
She's a real treat
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Daughterfu!
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>>752627918
correkt
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>>752627991
shut up ciara!!
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>>752626585
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>>752627932
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>>752628005
You can say that again... can't control myself.
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>>752628021
Fuck off Herman
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>>752627598
Story time. Sorry for any misspellings or errors in grammar, typed this out really fast.

>June 2017
>be on flight to New York.
>first time flying. A bit nervous.
>realize I was meaning to shit before boarding the plane but forgot due to nervousness of the flight.
>go to the bathroom. it's locked.
>patiently wait til whomever is in there leaves.
>after about ten long minutes person vacates.
>holy shit...she looks like Victoria Justice.
>holy shit...she IS Victoria Justice.
>she looks at me nervously.
>I immediately notice I'm gawking at her and pull myself together.
>"Hey dude, you might want to wait a minute before going in there. Been having some stomach troubles all morning". She laughs it off and then heads back to her seat.
>fuck it...I can't wait anymore. About to shit right then and there.
>enter bathroom. V Justice shit immediately permeates my nostrils.
>pretty rank but I focus on shitting and exiting.
>during this process, I notice the seat is still warm and despite the shit smell I get a half chub.
>unleash the beast into the toilet bowel.
>wait a little bit to see if it's all out when I hear a light knock.
>"Uh, occupied." I say to the other end of the door.
>Hey, it's an emergency. Just let me in."
>It's Victoria again.
>I decide thats al that's coming out anyway and pull my pants up.
>When I go to exit, she shoves her way in, with me still in there.
>"Close the door" she says hurriedly. Already positioning herself on the toilet.
>I go to exit and close the door when she hits my arm and says "stay, just close the door.
>It's really cramped. I'm wondering what the hell I'm doing.
>She asks me my name, I tell her.
>"Well, anon, our smells seem to mingle nicely together". She smiles.
>I realize I didn't flush.
>"Uh, yeah" I nervously laugh.
>"Smells nice, don't you think?" she looks up at me while she finishes defecating.
>I guess so, I say.
>She reaches to my pants and undoes them, pulling them and my boxers down.
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>>752627829
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>752627550
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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pick your poison fellas
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>>752628102
She's a real treat
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>>752628143
>Somewhere in the process I went from half chub to full attention.
>"Well, part of you likes it anyway"
>She proceeds to give me a blow job.
>I brick in her mouth, she spits it into the toilet bowel and then kisses me on the lips, sticking her tongue in my mouth.
>I taste my spunk on her tongue.
>she flushes, turns to me and looks me in the eyes.
>go ahead and tell anyone you want. they won't believe you anyhow.
>she kisses me once more before exiting.
>I honestly can say I'll never forget my first time flying.

Don't care if y'all believe me or not. Just thought I'd share this really weird and oddly wonderful event that happened to me.
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>>752628050
fuck that ass might be enough to turn me from Dormer and Daddario
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. You girls have never been attracted to me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen. I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution I am going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up, blonde slut I see inside there.
I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha male (Got a BMW for my birthday; Shit was SO cash). You are animals, and I will slaughter you like animals. I’ll be a god, exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it, and you do deserve it. If I had it in my power, I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood, and rightfully so. Thanks for listening.
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>>752628210
that's lady gaga lol
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>>752628172
Sophie my dude
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>>752628153
>>752628171
hivemind
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Hey un-insured faggots,
My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it’s fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I’m pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar’s racing team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn eSurance people”? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>752628132
But I am not herman
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>>752628183
Indeed she is. Stroking hard to her.
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Hey mortals.
My name is Alduin and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, mortal no-lifes who spend every second of their day fearing me, Alduin, the first born of akatosh. You are everything bad in this world. Honestly, have you ever consumed a mortals soul? I mean, I guess it's fun looking up to the dragonborn to defeat me because of your own insecurities, but you take it all to a whole new level. This is even worse than giving Martin Septim the amulet of kings so he can defeat Mehrunes Dagon.
Don't be a mortal. Just use dragonrend with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the first born of Akatosh and the world eater. What things do you like to do other than "help the dragonborn defeat me by flying him to skuldafn"? I'm also going to Sovngarde and have a delicious mortal I'm about to consume (She tasted so good;Shit was SO cash). You are all mortals who must be eaten. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: Its me and the soul I will eat
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>>752628279
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>>752628346
replied to the wrong post lol was meant for
>>752628317
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Hey Cucks,
My name is Tyrone, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, faggots who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the basketball team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me rustling jimmies
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>>752628077
Dormer was totally going in for the kiss
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>>752628243
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>>752628391
is she a real life succubus?
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>>752628328
You are a psychopath with no empathy in his psyche. Your genes are all wrong.
Now I'm sure you have never talked to a woman while looking into her eyes, or had intimacy without paying for it. You can't communicate with people, you don't "get it". Socially you are worse than a piece of wood. You have no idea about social dynamics, situational awareness and nonverbal communication.
I'm sure your life has passed in chat rooms , video games, forums and other online platforms. You don't know how to communicate with other people or minding their feelings and you never will learn.
You will die alone, at your home, with a video game login screen open, half eaten hot pockets and fast food wrappers littering the floor. Nobody IRL will worry about you for a few days, nobody will care. Someone at work will think of calling you and asking what's up before you get fired ; but he will change his mind after remembering you jokes about his girlfriend having a stillborn baby literally two days after the incident.
You will start rotting long before the neighbours fall the cops.
That's is one possibility, the other is YOU STOP BEING A TWAT and be considerate of other people and apologise to OP and stop acting like life is some game and everybody else are players whose mothers you daily insult.
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>>752628346
>>752628375
Ignore Herman Daisyanon.
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>>752628279
Fuck you, Herman Hearst. You won't succeed today.
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>>752628279
Indeed she is. Stroking hard to her.
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>>752628391
I want to bury my face so deep in her tits they'd have to bring archaeologists to dig me out
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>>752628391
yeah love how her first reaction wasn't to pull back but to go straight in for it, wasn't even a conscious decision its just her instinct
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>>752628153
>>752628171
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
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>>752628172
Sansa all day long
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>>752628473
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>>752628172
3 > 1 > 4=5 > 2
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>>752628478
You replied to the wrong anon
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>>752628434
Cute
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more Gaga?
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>>752628473
already said I replied to the wrong post
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>>752628444
That´s the general consensus
>>752628510
kek
>>752628533
She probably was confused why Lawrence acted so surprised
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>>752628567
I see Daisy and have to fap... no idea how I am gonna last through the Last Jedi.
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>>752628842
she can steal my soul any day
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rate my painting
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>>752628077
Harvey taught her well. Just take what you want, Jen
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>>752628478
We are all Herman, silly.
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>>752628846
it happens to the best of us
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>>752628846
IMAGINE
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>>752628968
jesuis herman
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>>752628533
That's because she is an attention whore
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>>752628903
She probably has mine already
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>>752628969
For real though Anon. On my second viewing of TFA I had to go fap in the bathroom...
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>>752628984
I am herman
You are herman
We are all herman
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>>752629066
I wanna stare at her tits but those eyes keep sucking me in
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wheres the daddario feets. i need my cummies.
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>>752629066
She owns my soul too.
And my dick
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>>752628941
accurate
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>>752628903
how does she take them?
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Herman is He
Herman is We
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>>752629140
Kys autist
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>>752629066
You are herman
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>>752628306
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>>752629233
And you are also herman
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>>752629165
sucks them out through the penis
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>>752629233
>emily_thinks_about_you're_feminine_penis.webm

jdimsa
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>>752629307
You're herman
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>>752629131
Hard decision...literally
>>752629148
>>752629253
Am not
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>>752629376
Hi Herman
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>>752629117
#weareherman
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>>752629307
c-can she take mine?
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>>752629376
She will own my cum too for one more time soon
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>>752629376
I can feel my soul leaving my body and I love it
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>>752629499
#imwithherMAN
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>>752629409
oh fuck
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#weareherman
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#WEAREHERMAN
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>>752629499
#metoo
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>>752629647
oh brita
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>>752629574
damn is that 10/10 in westworld on the right?
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>>752629565
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>>752629667
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>>752629526
>>752629544
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>>752629657
#lol
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#weareherman
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>>752629681
fukken saved
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>>752629636
Is Babs Herman?
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>>752629771
yes she is
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>>752629574
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>>752629233
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>>752629762
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>>752629750
#hermaniswe
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>>752629615
Fuck yes
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>>752629811
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>>752626273
>sat through the entire baywatch movie just because of her

fuck my life
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>>752629861
how shit was it
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>>752629727
Fapped to her so many times during charmed reruns...
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>>752629874
happy birthday to this future president
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>>752629861
couldnt even make it half way through, what the fuck were they thinking putting a mans cock in the movie but not letting her get topless?
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>>752629883
I can't believe how often they still play that show. must have a huge fan base
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Jewess Queen... when I lay my head down to sleep please may I have nice dreams o your beautiful face
I love you Jewess Queen I wish were with me holding me while I sleep
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#wewuzherman
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>>752629771
#BabsIsHerman
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>>752629860
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>>752629968
topkek
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