*logs your path*
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
*logs your path*
>>752622852
I would.
>>752622852
*slidds log*
>>752622852
Forced meme. Kys
i open wide and part his black veil buttcheeks
>>752625807
Grow up
>>752625807
Actually, its not a meme, kiddo. Its an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say its brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldnt share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really dont even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andys Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.
>>752627974
Lol what the FUCK anon. Time to take your meds
>>752628115
>>752627974
>>752627612
>>752626573
>>752625963
>>752625807
>>752625447
>>752624241
>>752622852
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepatedsimpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)
Listen up you bunch of roody-poo faggots. I've been seeing a lot of so-called "tough guy internet trolls" here lately talking a big game about how they think they can handle Andy Sixx and his sopping hot log of shit SLIDDING down their fucking throats. (That's right, bitch. It's spelled "slidding". S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Deal with it.) Ha! You make me laugh, kiddo. You really do. Did you seriously think you could just wash up here and slurp that corn-studded behemoth of creamy fucking shit out of ANDY SIXX's sexy, gothcore rectulum? Did you really think you'r sorry ass could just waltz right out for amateur hour and part those pale, black veil buttcheeks and tongue -punch the fecal feeding bar like some sort of ass-shit munching butthole rat? PSHHT come on kid, get real. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Andy's shit. I bet Andy wouldn't even be able to get off a little pre-shit fart before your pussy lips curled in defeat. You think when Andy takes a break from performing on a hot stage in leather pants and goes to craft services and eats two dozen raw oysters that were not properly handled or refrigerated washed down with a quart of whole milk and tequila - that Andy just squeezes out of his skin-and-air-tight pleather slacks and goes easy on your throat? You fucking wish, jr. When Andy says he's ready to blow the walls off a 110-degree warped-tour portajon and your pathetic little tonsils can't even take the first loaf, I'll put my hand on your shoulder and say, "Nothing personnel, kid" and then suck down every last heaping fucking clogger andy pumps out. And I'll come back for seconds. And thirds.You know why? Because I have Logtismo. Because I believe in three things and three things only: the cream, the steam, and the fucking dream, baby. So step aside, keep your little logsucking fantasy in your mind where it belongs, and let the real men do the slidding. His log loaf is mine, bitch. What are you gonna do about it?
Would you?
>>752628115
Grow up
>>752628115
The brown pill
>>752622852
If he blocks my Path, i hide thread
>>752627612
He's so proud of this one, he left it at 1.38mb
>>752629699
>>752628955
cLOGged
I swear if his delicious pink starfish comes within a mile of me, all bets are off.
>>752628955
Back to your trap threads logless
>>752622852
Slidde me a fat one Andy lad
Hi guys! I was lucky enough to be vacationing at the same place as Andy this summer and I caught this whopper! You guys jelly?
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over /b/ with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.
>>752630576
Logmen.
>>752630823
Logmen indeed anon
fecal
>>752631418
Pooey
I'm the anon from like 2 months ago who claimed to know animaterr man irl
I have an update.
He has ascended to legendary status in our school
The whole andy sixx meme has taken the school by storm, everybody is laughing about it and talking about it in the hallway.
Anybody who claims to like dani filth is harassed about why they wouldn't suck logs out of Andy.
Everybody knows who animaterr man is now, people just call him "that andy sixx guy", seen as a legend to school memelords
He was originally the only one writing stuff about the meme on bathroom walls, which are now called the "holy bathroom scriptures", but now a bunch of people are doing it and the school gave up on finding out who it was due to the frequency of it
holy fucking kek, ill update again if anything else happens
>>752632214
Yo take some pics of the "holy bathroom scriptures"
>>752628508
>Would you?
Yes
Dani WHO?
>>752622852
How the fuck did this literal shit begin?
>>752634069
>>752634125
It pre-dates the internet, I know that much
>>752634289
that cup better be filled with warm peepee
>>752634653
Can confirm this is true. Have been logging since at least 1987 here.
>>752634653
You were born in 2002, you dont know anything.
Pisslets BTFO
>>752634780
Yup
>>752632214
im the guy that originally said this,
i see somebody copy and pasted it.
it's true.
>>752632559
this is the only one i have, this was a small one nestled away in a bathroom corner
ill post more eventually
>>752635570
Kek you weren't lying
Take more
Is the OP of this meme here?
I know he was here the other day talking about the meme
Im curious how he got the idea for this
>>752635570
I wonder if your bathroom will be declared and preserved as an historic place by the government in the future, visited by kids on school trips?
>>752636043
I asked and he didn't answer. I don't think we'll ever know
My boss found my Log folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw Andy Sixx skyrocket with his log worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped his log, I just like to save and document a lot of his logs I come across on these Andy Sixx threads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Andy Sixx guy?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on 4chan." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF LOGS OF SHIT CALLING THEM STEAMY, CREAMY, AND DREAMY AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than Andy Sixx bursts open the office door and starts DUMPING the boss' face in boiling diahrea while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as he presses his shitty hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. He begins hypnotizing him with his log into submission. The cream seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly Andy Sixx slaps him and says "Crown me and suck my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, Andy Sixx just jumps out the window and runs off.
>>752636064
It's only 1 bathroom in specific where it's the worst, although the writings do sometimes show up in other bathrooms.
The main log bathroom is in a hallway called the "A hallway" and people say that the A in "A hallway bathroom" means Andy, fucking kek
>>752636064
it already is
people flock to it daily in between periods to see what all the loggers at the school have written.
Michael ?
>>752636287
>>752634756
Nope, it's filled with Andy's diarrhea
I'm looking for Michael.
>>752636287
Big if true
Mike?
>>752636246
I think I remember something he said a long while ago, something about forcing a fart while listening to bvb and rekk8n' his pants - then it was just hey ho, away we go, a meme was born
>>752636872
I thought he was the Mongoloid that sometimes is featured in Andy pics bur I'm not so sure
>>752622852
>>752637140
Wat mong? This guy? If so I think you're wrong, that's just a random chinaman
>>752635193
>>752637425
This guy
>>752637502
What the actual fuck did you just call me?
>>752638133
I don't understand who this is or why he's always in log pics
>>752636498
Whats up?
>>752638277
Mike?
>>752630955
>>752633955
>>752635011
>>752636399
>>752638133
GET THESE DUBS CHECKED IMMEDIATELY, YOU NAUGHTY LOGGERS
>>752638239
If you knew, you would never look at the world the same way again anon
>>752638327
Hey man
>>752638526
This
>>752638239
Open your fucking throat to learn more.
>>752622852
The fact that you're able to post these a lot about you. I was depressed and miserable but you have made me feel so much better about myself and my life. I know that there is someone out there more miserable and useless than I could ever possibly be.
>>752638402
They’ve been logged. Throats have been clogged.
>>752639142
Grow up
>>752625807
uhh its not a meme.
>>752639071
Kek, looks like I gotta update faceapp again
yo guys .. are you fucking retarded?
>>752639639
Yes
>>752638742
how are you loosman?
>>752639559
delete this please that's my friend who died
>>752639639
Not me
>>752628955
hello my name is mahmed and youre on anti log
>>752640820
Fucking EPIC
l o o s
plz respond
>>752639835
Good, who is this?
>>752640820
>>752641031
it's Jeremy from school
Ok I've ignored it as long as I can but I've had it with this shitty forced Andy Sixx meme. It's just one, maybe two faggots spamming and it's getting me steamed. Just earlier today my friend Dani and I posted perfectly good cock rate and pics you shouldn't share threads which immediately 404'd, meanwhile five or sixx of these stupid fucking log threads are slidding right to the first page. This might be a tough one for you to swallow, but whoever you are that keeps posting this if I ever meet you irl I will cream you. Your meme is shit and I'm fucking dung with it.
>>752641118
Oh hey, whats up?
Anyone got more log pasta? Asking for a friend..
>>752641158
>>752641123
shh let mahmed do the job bby
>>752641240
I luv this meme
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>>752641240
tim 2 log out and cum in
>>752641358
What an immature, low IQ post. For shame!
>>752641431
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>>752641358
Remember when the Watson poster got laughed out of a dick rate thread?
>>752641358
>>752641512
>>752641512
Tsk tsk. Grow up.
>>752641358
lol
>>752641512
>>752641642
o rlly?
actually I'm pretty sure he's more than 40 - Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
>>752641746
What was the size you posted on the dick rate thread again?
>>752641740
ya rly!
>>752641802
Wasn't me wtf are you even on about? You would browse dick threads wouldn't you, fag
>>752641746
My God... go someplace and age a bit.
>>752641806
>>752641874
What was it again, 4.5 inches?
>>752641910
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>>752641942
So?
>>752641942
>>752641942
Watson poster posted his dick in a rate thread and got laughed out by virtually the entire thread
>>752642017
Again, wasnt me. I filter dick threads but clearly you do not kek
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>>752641923
>>752642076
>>752642064
>>752642076
4 . 5 i n c h e s
>>752642140
kys yourself
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>>752642218
Sorry about that embarrassment in the dick thread my man
>>752642246
4 . 5 i n c h e s
>>752642246
Think it over
>>752641942
lmao
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>>752642343
What is the problem with you?
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>>752642386
Reminder that Reminderposter logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
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Reminder that Watsonposter posted his tiny cock in a dick r8 thread on /b/ and got laughed at by half the thread, went over to /soc/ to get asspats from other anons with similar small Benis sizes ;D
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Reminder that Watsonposter posted his cock in a dick r8 thread on /b/ and got laughed at by half the thread, went over to /soc/ to get asspats from other anons with similar small Benis sizes :D
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Reminder that Watsonposter posted his tiny cock in a dick r8 thread on /b/ and got laughed at by half the thread, went over to /soc/ to get asspats from other anons with similar small Benis sizes :D
Wow.
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Reminder that Watsonposter posted his cock in a dick r8 thread on /b/ and got laughed at by half the thread, went over to /soc/ to get asspats from other anons with similar small Benis sizes ;D ;D
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Reminder that Watsonposter posted his cock in a dick r8 thread on /b/ and got laughed at by half the thread, went over to /soc/ to get asspats from other anons with similar small Benis sizes ;D
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>>752641234
Nice
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Poop is food when its Andy's, dude.
Dump
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Santa Clogs is coming to town
>>752643181
>>752643759
Where's all the Shitmas log pics??
>>752643780
>>752643974
remember sixx u r a sad
omg you guys are so cringe .. literally laughing about shit
No wonder everybody thing 4chan is for beta virgins
>>752644431
>Judging people by their shitposting
>B8 really bad
Never go full retard
>>752644431
Nobody is laughing bud. Andy's log of shit is not a joke. Grow up.
>>752644431
Grow up
>>752644431
U think this is all a joke?
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>>752646512
Proof?
I NEED the cream.
corn
>>752647178
You can do without. But why would you want to? There is nothing wrong with indulgence.
I swear to FUCKING God, Andy, if I don't get your creamy, steam-tastic ass roll slidd down my FUCKING throat in the next few days, I will NOT be held responsible for my actions. All day I scour the web, sifting through various social media and news outlets, tracking your every move. I don't even want to meet you in person. I just want to find the last bathroom you destroyed with your anus and slidd every last FUCKING piece of your wet hot shit down my fucking THROAT. FUCK! Just thinking about shattering the toilet with my bare FUCKING hands and siphoning log upon steaming hot log into my mouth makes me want to FUCKING RAPE A GOAT. OH, THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT, ANDY! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, ANDY? I just smashed my own toilet and now there's water everywhere. Where are you, Andy? Where did you relieve your bowels last, you kike? TELL ME. FUCKING TELL ME. I want that FUCKING log so fucking bad.
>>752646678
(You)
>>752647710
>>752647710
>>752647827
>>752647811
>>752647985
>>752647827
ohhh shit we're breaking out the raunchy doo doo shart now
>>752622852
Rape. The answer is always rape.
>>752648188
>>752648757
Not appropriate
Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
>>752649069
Proof?
>>752649089
kys loosman
>>752649137
Oh no proof then hehe
>>752649069
Thank God for logposting. Trump's presidency is now at least a little bit bearable.
>>752649282
Fucking KEK
Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields..
>>752622852
i think you mean *clogs your path*
>>752649374
Proof?
>>752649386
clogs your loghole
ITS SLIDDING BABY, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>752649577
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
>>752649577
>we have such shites to show you...
>>752649717
kek
>>752649650
I like the brown ones... they are brown
>be me
>logposter
>browsing the current log thread, earbuds in, listening to Animaterr Man's "Down with the Shitness"
>i see something... wrong, with this thread.
>scroll a bit further
>i recognize the cheesy grin
>somebody posted Dani Fucking Filth
>right then, he bursts through my ceiling
>his dick is out, it's small and smelly
>he tries pissing on me
>i avoid the toxic, cold stream
>andy bursts through the celing
>it'ssliddingbaby.jpg
>andy shits in daniel's mouth
>dani crying
>streamers crying
>andy laughing
>he turns to me, and gives me a sly smirk
>i open my gullet as he spreads his cheeks, allowing me to suck a log of shit from his asshole
>>752622852
I apply an exponential
>>752650253
Kek
Finally a QUALITY THREAD on my /b/
>>752649282
logged kek
Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
