I live in Scotland, what do you faggots want to know?
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I live in Scotland, what do you faggots want to know?
are hot girls rare?
>>752613233
How to i curse in Scotland?
>>752613233
Whereabouts
>>752613233
Do you know a girl called Holly Moffat?
>>752613359
Very. 90% are fucking trolls.
>>752613508
Ya wee fanny
>>752613508
Get tae fuck ya fuckin prick.
>>752613508
Yer a wee fanny by the way.
>>752613546
Glasgow.
>>752613553
Who doesn't? Slag.
>>752613233
I am from Scottish spawn, I visit twice a year.
Perth, lock lomand, Glasgow.
Celtic or rangers?
away an boil your heed fanny baws
>>752613540
*Applause*
>>752613233
What is Calvin Harris like?
>>752613662
Not op but fuck the queen and fuck the IRA
>>752613662
Neither, football is retarded.
>>752613695
A generally warm person.
>>752613717
> implying IRA has anything to do with Scotland.
Fuck England long live Scotland ya bunch ah cunts.
>>752613664
*Claps*
Quite accurate.
>>752613796
Celtic are commonly associated with Ireland
Where does rain come from?
Has the whole push to leave the UK and rejoin the EU pretty much fizzled out?
>>752613856
Irish people are white niggers.
>>752613984
Precipitation in the upper atmosphere.
>>752614019
I think there are ongoing debates, we might have a new referendum in the next 10 years.
Why so many socialists and euro federalists??
>>752613233
Thoughts on this?
>>752614153
Class
>>752613717
Driving up Dec 20th to visit family if could I'd move up permanently tbh.
>Clyde fishing
>beautiful countryside
>genuinely nice people
But every time drive though Glasgow I lock the doors.
Smak head layed on road just outside the city.
>I stop to offer help, for all I know could be injured
>car surrounded by Nedds
>fake stone island and boss and trakkie botts appear.
Jump back in speed off.
>>752614228
Because people are cunts.
We generally don't associate with Europe.
>>752613233
How do I shot web :D
>>752614023
potato nigger is the prefered nomenclature.
>>752613736
The fights tho anon, its fucking beautiful
>>752614256
Keks were had. Accurate.
>>752613796
>fagot detect
Do you feel ashamed that your Irish cousins had to fight the Brits for independence, gnawing off a piece of their country in order to finally get away, and you rejected an offer on a silver platter?
>>752614332
You driving through the wrong end of Glasgow, friend. Never had any trouble in my 10 years here.
>>752614359
Just cum really hard.
Aberdeenfag reporting in, whit about you lads?
>>752614369
10/10 I kekked.
>>752614476
No, because I voted against independence and I consider myself British first and Scottish second
>>752613233
You scottfags ever make the news by fucking a sheep?
>>752614652
Yer thinkin Wales mate
>>752614383
Seeing people beat other people over a magic man in the sky is a wonderful thing. Amen.
Mogwai and jerry sadowitz are the only true reasons to be proud to be scottish. Most of the rest of the time its like being trapped in the special part of russia where putin keeps the violent sweary inbred retards.
Apparently weve been overrun by eastern europeans but i cant tell as no one here can speak fucking english anyway and theyre all drunk violent scum thatdont work. Could be gorbals, estonia or the ninth fucking ring of hell on my estate.
>>752613636
East end?
>>752614574
How did it feel to get fucked by rangers like you fuck sheep
>>752614473
Suck a dick, anon. Although I believe you wouldn't need instruction on this.
>>752614652
Ask your man from Aberdeen bud
>>752614652
Yeap, a few times. Dark days. Gotta love that hairy vag.
>>752614648
I presume you voted Leave in Brexit as well?
>>752614701
Mogwai can suck a dick. I'm proud to be Scottish. The immigrants are all perfectly nice, and who gives a flying fuck.
>>752614695
Aye, only the Welsh get caught. They're sly as fuck up in Aberdeen.
>>752614866
Aye, because the EU is a failed attempt at globalisation that I feel no collection to, unlike the rest of the UK
>>752614948
Connection*
>>752614648
Why would you consider yourself associated with the English first and foremost?
>>752615008
I was born there
>>752613636
Same mate, wanna come round and get a smoke?
>>752615048
Right, so you aren't Scottish at all, then.
>>752613233
Where about in Scotland do you hail from?
>>752615136
Very much so.
>>752615187
Glasgow, read the thread faggot.
>>752615187
the gutters that's why the fucker wants to post an AMA into the bowels of the internet
>>752614948
>unlike the rest of the UK
Ohhh boy. Good luck out there when you crash out of the EU with nothing. Every country is gonna know you're desperate for anything and they'll all have the upper hand. China and the US are gonna fuck your bums red raw.
>>752615203
Got some swedgers and mandy annol mate
>>752614699
No just Freindly football rivalry, either way Glasgow would be separated by the main two teams.
Green /Blue
Why aren't you dead from CHD?
>>752614648
Good man.
>>752613553
Yes, I do. Girl on the left.
>>752615203
Got some swedgers and mandy annol mate
>>752615468
I refer to my previous post:
"Neither, football is retarded."
>>752613233
I want to know why I have to clear the cache on my DNS server around once a day to resolve certain hosts again, DNS server is running on Windows Server 2008 R2 x64, it's my PDC.
>>752615624
Looks easy, fill me in.
>>752615741
Kill yourself. Will solve the issue immediately.
>>752615922
well aren't you a helpful faggot ...
>>752615660
Get me involved, nigga.
>>752615832
What you want to know?
>>752613233
Why do you think anyone cares?
>>752613233
Originally clan MacKintosh here. How goes brother?
Im from aberdeen. Born in torry grew up in hardgate.
Never fucked a sheep but ive fucked an inflatable sheep you buy to wave at foot ball matches. Had a nasty plastic seam on the inside that cut my cock.
Used to fuck hookers in my xr2 on the beach boulevard. Then id drive to the burger king in cove and have a double whopper whilemy fingers stank of torry gash.
Those were the days
Do you know a Gareh who's a tank commander for the amerh and hings aboot wi a radge wifey called Julie?
>>752616131
50 posts and counting, faggot.
>>752616073
Everything.
>>752616274
And still no answer
>>752613233
How many quarts of IrnBru will you drink in a week?
>>752616360
She once made the boy sitting next to her in physics cry.
>>752613233
Is Judith Ralston considered a hottie?
>>752616142
No bad, Didn't even realise that was a place that existed.
>>752616541
More of a MILF, but yes.
>>752616192
Not to my knowledge.
>>752614023
Eat shit, cunt
>>752616462
"Quarts". Get involved with metric, cunt.
>>752616541
Yes.
>>752616535
Kek. I was hoping for more nudes, though. Also a home address.
>>752616817
Triggered hard. Go eat more potatoes, nigger.
>>752616971
I don't have nudes and am not giving her address. He also cried because her skirt had ridden up a little and as she pulled it down her hand brushed his leg and he came in his trousers.
>>752617274
I love the use of addressing yourself in the 3rd person.
>>752617482
I sat behind her.
>>752617066
Maybe I will, you fuckrag.
>>752617577
> Triggered.jpg
>>752613233
Hows London
>>752618136
> Triggered.
i went to fort william once and its stunning but fucking hell the girls there are fucking trolls
How’s the square sausage
>>752619441
Dat feel, brother. Now consider that you're going to end up having children with one of them.
>>752613508
"get tae fuck" is a good dismissive phrase
"ya wee fanny" is kinda regional, mostly used in glasgow. you sound like a prick if you say it anywhere else. "fanny" is fine though as a general swear word
"pish" is the scottish version of "piss" and sounds much better on its own
>>752619645
Delicious.
>>752613233
do you haggis???
is it good?
>>752619785
Fuck off ya spamming cunt
>>752613233
Why haven't you guys abandoned the UK yet? Can't you see they don't care about you?
>>752619899
can confirm, we don't care
From glasgow, anyone want to chill
>>752613233
Are you the mics that have all their names start with "Mc" or the ones with the names that start with "O'"? Also, are you the guy with the glasses from the Proclaimers?
>>752613662
Celtic all the way nigga
>>752613233
answer my question you twat --> >>752619830
>>752613233
>answer my question you twa
Are you out chasing haggis? Or are you just faffin' around?
>>752620708
>twa
i really want to try it,but looking for input first
>>752615615
Kill yourself
>>752619830
Haggis is fucking delicious. Try it deep-fried in batter. We have free health cover.
>>752620108
Sure, if you have a vagina or weed.
>>752613233
have you ever caught a haggis ?
>>752620186
Nope, my last name starts with "Mac" so you can fuck your stereotypes :p
>>752620195
Celtic are shit. Rangers are shit. Football is retarded.
>>752620708
>>752621014
haggis are really hard to catch .you need a special trap and hard to find bait
>>752613233
Do anything special for St Andrew's day?
>>752620273
Yes.
>>752621162
Trudat, We do, however, have a preserved haggis in the Kelvingrove museum
does anyone have aberdeen nudes?
>>752621794
If she has an easily accessible vagina, then yes.
>>752622700
tits pussy and toys if you have
>>752622748
Unleash?
>>752613233
Did you know that haggis/ highland cows/ bagpipes did not start off in scotland
>>752614695
Loled
>>752622950
Discuss.
Anyone want to fap to her
>>752621794
>>752622700
>>752622830
>>752623577
Way ahead of you.
>>752623384
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/haggis-is-from-england-historian-claims-1-2972550/amp
>>752623707
for you
>>752623707
What want to fap,?
>>752623796
One article of dubious legitimacy does not an argument make.
>>752613233
how 2 pronounce Edinburgh
>>752623812
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
>>752624177
Eh-din-bur-uh
>>752624177
eeee-din-burger
>>752624208
Thnx what else you want she has tease pics leg pics, ass, pussy,
>>752613233
what's yr favorite / least favorite munchy box items
>>752623812
>>752622830
>>752622700
>>752621794
Enough of this auld junkie slag makin ma stauner die, get some good youngins in here
>>752624417
Plase mate don’t put down my fap
>>752619645
It's amazing. You can put it in bread and it doesn't roll out like the cock shaped sausages those repressed homosexuals south of the border love eating.
>>752624414
Least favourite munchy box items would probably be chips because they always taste shit the day after. Favourite would be pakora.
>>752622748
what the fuck is wrong with you. stop.
>>752622700
>>752622830
good christ please just delete the pictures.
>>752613233
Is Scotland as overrun with niggers and muzzies as England is?
>>752624619
Amen, brother.
>>752620839
It's pretty decent. If you can get sliced haggis where you are put them both in the microwave for 1 minute, flip them over and nuke them for another minute.
It goes fucking amazing in a bacon roll. You'll never eat bacon on its own again.
Don't listen to all that hurr durr it's a sheep stomach shite, the stomach is just used to hold it all together while it's being boiled and you throw it away. Also a lot of haggis nowadays comes in plastic instead.
>>752625174
>>752624872
Pretty much. Sand niggers make up all of the South Side of Glasgow.
North of Glasgow b/ro here, any pervy glasgow bros wanna be friends ?
>>752613796
I’m English and live in Scotland. The sheer scale of the Catholic v Protestant issue is insane. It never affected me down the road, but up here it is an ever present undercurrent, with very complex ties to Ireland.
Anything south of the clyde would be greatly appreciated
>>752625433
Always knew you cheap ass Motherfuckers are all
homos
>>752624177
Ed-inn-bruh
Em-bruh
Ed-inn-bur-uh
Any 3 of those are acceptable. When we hear tourists calling it Edinburg we laugh at you behind your back.
Since you're from Glasgow, plz post nudes of Annabel R.
>>752625559
Any moar?
>>752614574
Aberdeen here too my dude. See you in Espo’s
>>752625569
Fuck of ya dick, fuckin I'm just putting it out there to see if anyones looking for the same
>>752625534
It's basically never discussed until there's a CelticvRangers game. Most people do not GAF
>>752625679
Not specific people but have a bunch of slags at parties flashing
>>752613233
do you think pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping?
>>752625793
I come from a deeply Catholic and celtic family and I've got best friends that where in the orange order
>>752625760
Triggered homo, go suck Duncan’s cock faggott
>>752613546
north kilttown
>>752613233
How sober are you?
>>752616183
Torry always been rough as fuck? When I moved here everyone told me to steer well clear
>>752625876
Who the fuck is Duncan ? That there is a shite bit of patter
>>752625899
he's from scotland, not ireland
You ever heard of Cincinnati?
>>752625947
Your homo buddy
>>752625899
It's heroin in scotland get your stereotypes Right
Since it's December...
>>752625837
Yes. Pineapple is delicious and should be regarded as such.
>>752626008
Your punts his are for pollen
>>752620186
O is Irish. Used to be ua/ui
>>752625899
I'm half a bottle of Jim Beam down.
>>752626085
>>752626085
Keep posting.
>>752615308
Americunt here. No we won't. But we might annex you.
>>752613636
Isn't that like the Detroit of the U.K.?
De-industrialized urban area with an unbelievably high mortality rate.
>>752626446
Kinda aye, only we don't have guns and it's no as bad as people make out
>>752626321
>>752626446
Not familiar with Detroit, but we are the heart attack/cancer capital of the world. \m/
>>752626703
Seen her on threads before - anyone got any wins of her?
>>752626782
Detroit, Michigan
1960 Population:1,849,568
2016 Population:672,795
The auto industry failed, the whites moved out, and the crime rates and mortality rates skyrocketed.
>>752627051
Damned niggers,
>>752627870
WHAT IS EVEN THE CONTEXT FOR THIS???
>>752628025
scottish slags showing cleavage I didnt remember the thread asking for random pish about fucking detriot
>>752627890
Thankfully, I don't live in Detroit.
>>752628185
Don't worry
>>752628296
fuck me, talk about shit da patter.
>>752628377
I'm still correct.
>>752613233
HOW FAR ARE YOU FROM THE LAKE DISTRICT
>>752628512
>>752628296
>>752628892
>>752613233
Nothing, I think we're done here
>>752614648
GAYYYYYYY
>>752613636
C U C K
U
C
K
Edinburgh master race reporting in. gwan neck yersel wae bucky ya fenian bastard
>>752613233
i wanna know how much you dislike the brits and why
>>752630890
Gorgie Road ya baaammmm!
>>752630935
Scotland is part of Britain yo fucking autist
>>752631080
Bruntsfield m8
>>752631185
I'm right outside Hearts ground. So many fucking junkies congregate at the church down the road from me. Minks.
>>752631363
i fucking ken the spot. still would rather have them than those fenian cunts doon at hibs. canne stand those neds
>>752631085
ok i wanna know how much you dislike the english and why
Thoughts in Sturgeon and indyref2?
Which uni did you go to?
Know any Kathryn?
