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Shota!
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I want to pet / pat a catboy
tfw no /cuteboy/ bf :c
have a pupper though
>>752582579
very cute pupper
Would hug and cuddle / 10
vpn reccs?
i am this anon >>752581975
>>752582618
no you wouldn't because i would be cuddling it
>>752582672
that's a small bepis
>>752582656
We could always cuddle it together, I'm a little guy, I wouldn't get in your way
ahh yes, now is the correct time to read & watch very sad things.
>>752582965
what's the issue, anon?
>>752582965
No. 6 is a good place to start if you're in that mood. And it's canon homo.
>>752583033
not much just in a mood.
>>752583555
>trips
i started to watch that with someone who is no longer in my life.
extra sadness yay
>>752583696
doesn't sound very fun
>>752583696
If you aren't going to finish it, do you want me to tell you what happens?
>>752583908
im probably just gonna go jog and listen to yeezus in its entirety.
thatll probably put me back in a hyperactive productivity mood.
>>752583948
i will, please dont
>>752584099
K, I won't, all I'll say is the anime adaptation didn't do the ln justice, it didn't finish the story and it didn't flesh things out properly, so a lot of stuff if you watch the anime without having read it first won't make sense.
What are some other shotas who absolutely love having penises in their butts and cant get enough of them.
/r/'ing the no cucks allowed tea pic, I think the shota's name is Len but I'm not sure, I don't even know what it's from, and I sincerely apologize if I got his name wrong.
>>752586759
i ran 3 miles now im a little sweaty
>>752586904
don't say that, there could be weird sweaty feet fetishists around like there always is.
>>752586940
oh dear
>>752586821
Thanks anon!
>>752586904
Should work up to marathons, I run at least one every year.
>>752587086
a friend of mine does marathons. i could totally do that with her.
>>752586998
oh dear indeed.
>>752587030
second time someone has asked for it in 2 days
suspicious
>>752587227
i wonder if theyre experiencing spontaneous cuck infestations
>>752587309
aren't we all
also cute pics
>>752584853
Killua Zoldyck
wow thats awful
>>752587227
Yeah, the other one was me too. Someone posted the (I think?) original version that had kanji on it, and I asked for the no cucks allowed version.
>>752587170
You should, it's really satisfying.
>>752587752
why did you need it twice lol
This interest was short lived
>>752587965
shit game tbhf
>>752587781
Just like the pic, and I don't save stuff.
>>752588009
why not
>>752588002
Im so fucking bored
Like I legit have nothing to look forward to other than """""job searching""""" until 9th
>>752588044
write a screenplay
>>752588002
not him, but it's a great game if you play with friends on a populated unofficial server that has S+
Official is too hardcore, it's more hardcore than vanilla wow was. You literally can't do shit now on official unless you somehow have an in with the alpha tribe.
>>752588077
It turns out it was all a dream
>>752588043
So many reasons, I don't like saving things, I have limited disk space, I share my computer with my boyfriend, he knows I look at this stuff, but he also knows I only care for the cute not lewd things, but I still don't want him seeing that when he uses my computer.
whats your take on trump winning his second term today
>>752588157
wut
>>752588102
at the end it turns out the film itself was a dream and you didn't actually watch anything
>>752588150
kinda sad, what's wrong with him seeing qts?
>>752588157
wut
>>752588177
>>752588206
CA ruled that an illegal immigrant who had been deported multiple times and shot, confessed and discarded of an illegal gun was innocent on all counts
>>752588262
>have dumb gun laws
>get upset when bad guys get guns
hmmmmmm
I said that weirdly. Illegal kills women, no charge
>>752588325
What if he had a silencer?
>>752588363
we're lucky he didn't have a shoulder thing that goes up otherwise he would have killed every white
>>752588397
bump stock
>>752588206
Nothing wrong with it, my best friend jokes all the time about how my bf doesn't like cheese on his pizza and I look like a kid, so it's a cp joke because he doesn't like cheese pizza but he's dating someone that looks like a kid, it's mostly an issue of disk space. Whenever I want to play a game, which tbh is pretty rare, I don't game very often, I think it's been like 2 months at least since last time I played a video game, I have to uninstall something to make room to install the game
>>752588447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhNkIsP59pM
>>752588458
you could just get a cheap usb drive and that would be more than enough space for cute images lol
>>752588570
Im not looking at your digusting normie memes
>>752588623
it's somebody btfoing a democrat though
that's like your fetish
>>752588570
I could, but that'd be really inconvenient, my computer only has 6 usb ports, and 1 of them doesn't work, and I'm using the other 5, so I'd have to unplug something to use a usb drive
>>752588681
get a usb hub
infinite ports
>>752588657
Ill btfo of you if you're not careful
>>752588732
not into that type of stuff sorry
>>752588776
whatre you into
>>752588716
I actually did ask for one of those for christmas last year, but he didn't get me one, I think he forgot.
>>752588822
your mum lmao
>>752588842
well it's christmas in like 25 days so keep ur fingers crossed
>>752588877
>>752588989
dick's not bad
>>752588877
Eh, I won't, we already agreed on my gift this year, I know it's boring and lame, but I asked for socks and he said he'd get me socks, nice comfy warm wool ones.
>>752587752
i think i will
>>752588002
this. an ex "bf" tried to get me into the game and it was so mind numbingly boring.
ick
>>752588043
roxas a qt
>>752589026
socks are fucking great
>>752582185
>>752582259
>>752587030
please no shouting in the thread
>>752589586
good stuff
>>752589717
no!
qt image
>>752589717
I'M USING MY LIBRARY VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>752589745
>>752589717
sorry!
Day 28 of sharing my bed with a boy. Things are looking bleak. No alone time in bed anytime soon.
didnt even like my meme
>>752590141
doing stuff
and now i'm gonna sleep, cya homos.
>>752590136
is he cute?
would you a cup??
>>752590177
fuck you
>>752590193
i'd hug a cup so hard
>>752590194
was a good meme
>>752590193
The uncoloured version was so much better
>>752590369
>)
the shota's body in this looks so weird and unnatural.
im off
>>752590183
I wouldn't let an ugly boy sleep in my bed.
>>752591040
don't go anon :(
>>752591108
why is he sleeping in your bed anyway?
whelp, i gotta goto sleep.
someone keep threads rolling until i get home from work tomorrow.
>>752591165
I live with him.
>>752591363
That doesn't explain why he's sleeping in your bed.
Also, is he related to you?
>>752591425
No relation. I don't know why he sleeps in my bed but its too late to tell him no.
>>752591550
How old is he? Maybe he's afraid of the dark, but I'd figure he'd sleep in his mom's bed if that is the case, but if you aren't related to him and he's living with you, it's weird that you and his mom don't share a bed. I'm utterly confused. Does he cuddle up to you or just have his own side?
>>752591692
>big brother anon
We aren't related and he is ten. His mom is single but I'm not into cougars. Maybe I should become a tripfag. He cuddles some nights. Others he just steals like 70% of the bed for himself.
>>752592002
You have good self control lol. I'd be hitting it raw already
>>752592002
I don't understand, you said you weren't related, but you're big brother? And why are you living with them if you aren't related?
>>752592036
Seek help.
>>752592071
>big """brother"""
I rented out a room a few years ago because I was a broke college kid and I didn't want to try my luck with random roommates. Then the kid decided he liked me and now its four years later and he treats me like a big brother. Someone dubbed me big brother anon awhile ago and I just went with it to prevent any confusion. You see how that worked out.
>>752592298
I think the kid still needs some talking to, sleeping in your bed inapropriate, he probably sees you as a dad or something if he doesn't have one, and if he cuddles up to you sometimes, that's really unhealthy, especially if you cuddle him back, your morning wood poking him would be beyond awkward, you could get prosecuted for that. You could probably get prosecuted just for him sleeping in your bed.
>>752592534
Sounds like an overreaction. At least one of us always has undies on.
>>752592534
Not him but I fail to see how him having a good relationship with a kid that doesn't have a father figure is unhealthy. It doesn't sound like he does anything, but probably should tell him not to share the bed true.
Why did the shota posting stop
Daddy fucked me and i loved it.
>>752593769
stories.
i dont care if fake. just need to masturbate, thanks.
>>752593769
Does he want me to kick the ball?
>>752593769
You will be okay my friend.
>>752594012
ZABIVAKA NO! YOU JUST WANTED TO PLAY WITH YOUR BALL...
...AND THEN THEY DREW YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR BALLS
>>752594689
>tfw no shota to inconspicuously give a footjob to
>>752595395
where do I sign up
>>752592803
what do you mean "one" of us has undies on?
>>752595836
>at least one
>>752596026
that can be interpreted multiple ways
>at least one of us has undies on
As in, at least ONE OF US, wears undies, as in one of them doesn't and there's disapproval
>at least one of us has undies on
They take turns not wearing undies, which is totally inappropriate
>at least one of us has undies on
One of them never wears undies, again, inappropriate. If the adult isn't wear undies, criminal, if the kid doesn't, negligent, he should be told to put undies on.
>>752596231
I think the answer is obvious but I'll let you run it through the old noggin for a while.
>>752596337
Or you could not waste time and just tell me.
>>752596376
Where would the fun be in that?
>>752596477
There's no fun in it for me, I'm honestly concerned and I also don't have much time left before I have to leave.
>>752596685
Nothing illegal goes on, just mildly uncomfortable stuff. Not anything inappropriate either.
>>752596685
I'm not him but I think I have it figured out. Hint: OP probably wears boxers/briefs, not undies, or shorts and a t-shirt.
>>752597047
Or one of them wears a big tee shirt and sometimes no undies underneath.
>>752596988
do you have the uncropped version?
>>752597141
Did some bastard crop out Gon?
>>752597182
I'm pretty sure that's the cropped version of the picture that said cancer, his sign, and had a crab or something, Gon was never in it
>>752588989
hey, that's pretty good
>>752595314
#relationshipgoals
>>752597278
From their pixiv, apparently not
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47872094
but what you describe sounds really cute, hope it exists
>>752600601
>Wake up
>Look next to you
>See this
what would you do?
>>752592534
tfw human connection is against the law
tfw siblings aren't allowed to touch
tfw millennials are so robbed of human affection that it seems dangerous to even attempt
where can i get visual novel maker for free? i wanna play around wit it
>>752601071
stare longingly. probably smile like a big retard too.
>>752601071
Play with his dick and pretend to be asleep if he wakes up.
>>752602723
You can either have pants or a Popsicle, not both.
>>752602861
hey, wait..
all we got was flowers
i wanna popsicle..
>>752602968
You know the deal.
>>752603492
me in the back
>>752603639
me in the middle and i bite ur shirt fag
>>752603707
I'm not the one getting stuffed by a two inch worm.
>>752603770
i'm a girl tho. my younger brother had one like that, now he's grown up
>>752603492
guess that just leaves the confused and reluctant top
sounds about rite
>>752603889
>girl
nice meme
>>752603967
>Not liking to shove your dick against your friend's unlubed hole and wondering why it won't go in
Requesting sh0ta topping slightly older guys. Bonus points if it's a hung twink getting dominated by a cute and smaller femboy.
"I didn't mean it literally, guys!"
>>41486737
What did they mean by this?
>>752603969
i'd post his pic but that'd be a bannable offense i guess, he was really cute around 4-14
>drawing r9k in here
pack it up boys
or, sorry, fags
may not be able to tell what sex anons are, but if you're on /b/, your an faget, that much is certain
>>752604419
that's true, i pretend to be a boy most of the time here, it's fun
>>752604026
idk, was the one gettting shoved, and other than giving me a minor pain kink, meh.
finally. Shota bread.
>>752604712
well, yeah, board culture and games, it's needed and also fun.
but it's shota, anyone with a brain should know there are pervy fujo-neechamas in here
this is like one of the least relevant threads on /b/ for the ToGTFO rule anyway
>>752604712
Are you only into shota, or are twinks and femboys good too?
So, anyone know what they're getting for X-mas this year?
>>752605126
ikr. togtfo is silly, there's a billion tits on google bigger than mine or other femanons'. never really got the point of it tbh. are boys that attracted to girls or is there some deeper psychology behind it that i don't get? i guess some stones are better left unturned....or tits posted.
>>752605297
hardline counter to using gender as a leverage for attention.
the follow through of the rule is no one leaves satisfied
but that hardly ever happens
>>752605171
they are all nice if they are cute. but to be perfectly honest with you, my boyfriend is 100% straight and that's how i like men....
>>752605213
To hang out with my favorite little brother. Couldn't get enough time off this year to head back home for the holidays so he's coming to see me.
anyone got nsfw of these two?
>>752605392
>straight grill appreciates straight guys
lookit this lil subversive ovah heere
>>752605392
Ah shit, I'm like 90% straight. Cute trap butts are too cute to limit myself just to pussy.
>>752605428
Sweet!
I hope you're planning on spoiling the heck outta him
>>752605372
i won't post mine tho. i posted myself *once* on /b/ (without face) and no one commented my tits. they aren't big enough to do certain things, it's no big deal but they just aren't womanly enough to make males who see bigger ones all the time genuinely horny or w/e
>>752605524
I don't think too much before typing
who else /mallsanta/ here?
>>752605624
He's going to get to spend the entire time playing video games and eating like shit and he'll love every second of it. But beyond that, I'm not really sure what to do to spoil him.
>>752605845
Not me, but one of my close friends.
>>752605597
why not just be 50% straight? who cares what i think. i've saved hundreds of gay shota pics, and i'm sure many nice girls out there are more open-minded than me..
>>752605675
myeh, it's a common mistake. doing it once to start out is fine, but better places to irl post than /b/
2 shots of me floating around here somewhere, don't take too much stock in reactions on /b/, it only leads downwards.
Dammit, where's that /d/ humor panel of animu grill chopping veggies with her tits when i need it?
idk much about the tit game, but there's always a crowd into some type, you'll find a niche if careful. just dont get implants, they feel weird for hugs
>I don't think too much before typing
>thinking at all
Lmao @ ur lyfe rn
>>752605871
well, yeah then, p much that, play gaems with him, let him win, or be his hype man for OL, all the bad foods, and take him to some decent actiony event, show or w/e
figuring since you guys dont get much contact, you have a bit reserved to blow on the trip, sucks you're pressed for time because of work tho
>>752606097
>just dont get implants
don't worry I'm too hypochondriac to even consider that. besides i live with my bf and if he sees me posting my tits somehow, then that'd be the end of us
>>752583368
Even for the non-gay, pit and link are such a beatiful ship.
>>752606284
Time's not the worst issue, my hours aren't too bad. And I guess movies are on the table, have a pretty neat theater near me that serves food during the show.
>>752606094
Because I don't find manly men sexually attractive, only femboys and traps. And even for them I have zero romantic interest.
And sure a random femanons opinion doesn't really mean anything, but it doesn't hurt to ask right.
>>752606097
Posting nudes on 4chan is fun as fuck imo. Hasn't bitten me in the ass yet, you just have to be smart enough to weed out retards when sharing any more personal info.
>>752606333
double-life, huh?
best of luck with that, also nice numbers
>>752606546
are you sure you don't find manly men attractive? kinsey scale is kinda a scam, people are more fluid than that. i mean, i save yuri too (though i've never had the chance to kiss another girl or don't know if it'd be hot so i'm kinda talking out of my ass lol)
>>752606677
he can be a little possessive but i don't mind that and so am i so who am i to say
>>752590193
Deal with the devil then get fucked?
I don't see any difference with the actual game.
goddamit cheryl, dont tell me you're looking at smol peens with your tits flapping out again, that tears it!
>>752605213
>>752605239
>>752605259
Yeah! Ribbons! That's my fetish!
bake time
>>752606982
Nah, I like femininity only. Or feminine traits, whatever. Twinks can be cool, but I decide on individual basis. Anything manlier than a twink is not attractive to me at all.
>>752607517
>ywn be fugged while gayme and just be bend over and pounded into the floor after causing p2 to lose each match through strategic flexing
;_;
>>752607716
>:3
was hoping someone would get the connection
>>752607880
Connection or not, ribbons are hot.
One day I'll get a cute boyfriend or girlfriend and I'll dress him or her like a xmas present.
>>752607798
i "crush on" twink gay porn stars every other time i watch boy x boy porn but it feels weird at the same time. Jessie Starr was a qt, he was the first one i remember liking. it's not like i wouldn't like him if he only liked girls now, like, magically or whatever, but that'd never happen because he's gay-gay. but if you like cock just let you like muscles and manly faces too imho, you are probably just not in the mindset where you feel that you're cute enough when sucking dick or taking it up the butt (not recommended)
[Heavily recommended]
>>752608027
that'd be cute af. Just keep dodging the present question til x-mas eve, give them a box to open the next morning, inside is ribbons, gear to affix, and reference graphic, "you're the only thing I want to unwrap this year"
or something
so damn cheesy, but so cute/lewd
>>752608395
Yeah.
But for that I'll need to find someone to date, and I'm somehow picky.
>>752607841
sounds fun tbh... to be the top
>>752608097
lotsa anxiety. new thread? :3
boop
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