Quick anon, take the shot!
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Quick anon, take the shot!
>>752581242
Take this you son of a bitch!
>>752581379
right in the dick
>sight carefully
>breathe out
>relax diaphram
>check aim
>pull trigger gently
>>752581242
Boom goes the dynamite
pew
here goes dubs
I can't
>>752581242
roll
Fire in the hole
>>752581729
>job done
Trips
>>752581379
come on 0 9 or 6
>>752581900
kids dead next
>>752582377
kids dead again
y'all gon die
let's go
>>752582377
you son of a bitch
Right in the butt.
>>752581242
Blam!
>>752582706
Score lol.
Dubs plz
Let's do this
>>752581242
:^)
Pew Pew!
>>752582833
3x that kids dead for sure. Or at least got damn that skull or her life are looking like those fucked rekt threads
>>752583086
God Dammit
damn thats a good movie, that whole shootout is awesome.
Peepee get.
No
https://youtu.be/1alI4YtJd3Y
>>752581242
Trips to the dome
killboy
>>752581242
got em
>>752581532
Nice heart shot
>>752581242
GIVE ME BACK MY SEX TOY
>>752581242
pew pew
>>752583901
You killed your sex toy
>>752584108
Just another hole
boom
I hate kids
>>752581242
bruh
Fire in-between breaths, that's the trick.
bang
Give me those sweet dubs!
>>752581242
aiming for kid
>>752585282
Good enough!
>>752585322
My job here is done.
>>752581242
i got it
>>752581242
Roll
>>752581242
Splat
Roll
click
roll
>>752581242
Everybody chill, my job is done here
>>752581379
Dude. Not cool!
bang
i've got this
>>752581242
ROLL!
>>752581242
BANG
THE TING GOES SKRAAAAAAAAAAA
>>752581242
bang
>>752581242
I'm killing the fuck out of that kid.
>>752581242
I've been on 4chan since '07 now and before everyone starts screaming 'troll' and 'copypasta' I know that I'm not an oldfag. Oldfags discovered 4chan 2005 and before. All this 'cancer' and 'lack of original content' is bullshit. /b is the best it's ever been and I'm going to show you why. Firstly, /b/ finally has a good userbase and more coming in every day. We have a diverse and interesting community and everyone seems to fit in and be able to find people they can relate to. Secondly the original content is fantastic. New memes like Boxxy, Advice dog variations (including regret guy), rage comics and making fun of minorities are funny as hell and represent what /b/ is best at. Copypasta isn't all that bad; it's what makes a meme and most of the time actually inspires new works of art. Thirdly 4chan finally has the recognition and fame that it deserves. Moot is a well-known name and 4chan has it's own wikipedia page for people to learn about our culture. We've even been on TV. I've even found friends that I've known for ages are actually /b/tards but we didn't know it; and anyone that doesn't know about it I explain to them what 4chan is all about and why they should participate. I love this place - 4chan is my home away from home and you should love it too. Peace
>>752587099
Fuck yeah, shitty copypasta got me dubs. Killed that whore
>>752581242
WE ARE ALL DEAD NOW
>>752587144
OH SHIT DOUBLE CHILD MURDER
Yeet
Pow pow bitch
>>752587099
>>752587144
Same person killed the kid twice
fire darp
>>752581242
PEW!
>>752581242
Master marksman reporting in!
>>752587319
HA, right in the dickus!!
PEW!!
>>752587325
confirmed. right in center of mass, safest shot
This is the dumbest thread I've seen in a while
Skeeyah
>>752581532
>bend knees at 90° angles
>squat as low as possible
>hold rifle with two hands on the rear grip
>arms extended in front of my chest
>begin hyperventilating and tensing muscles
>snap trigger back
I dont even need to aim...
Bang
>>752585309
wanted KID, got DIK
>>752581242
here goes nothin
Right in the dick.
>>752581242
I'll be a hero...
>>752581242
Bang
>>752590826
Oops
>>752581242
Say goodnight you son of a bitch!
>>752581242
rolo
FREEDOM!!!
>>752590940
FUCK!!1!
ROLLING FOR DUBS
>>752591173
got the heart tho....
>>752581242
ALRIGHT HERE WE GO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>752581242
roll
>>752591202
alright that takes care of both of them. through the hand,through the kid. all in a days work
roll
BOOM
>>752591470
Fuck
Roll
>>752581242
bam
i'm a known marksman
>face other way
>angle gun so 3 ricochets before hits target
>Breathe out
>Squeeze don't pull
>boom.
>>752593869
Top kek that actually worked
>>752581242
this would be better if all the numbers were on the bystanders in the back and dubs was the head of the girl
Sorry kid nothing personal
HEADSHOTTTT
dubs get
No one can hide from my sight
>>752581242
take the shootoototototo
>>752581242
Oh shittt
>>752581242
rolling for 1
>>752581242
Dubs get
That little whore serves her purpose with 3 holes aswell.
DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS! DUBS!
>>752581242
Pew pew!
Click, boom
Rolling for that child shot
pow
Oof
bang
>>752581242
> squat above ground for increased dexterity
> take final sip of vodka
> spit out mouthful of sunflower seeds
> produce second kalashnikov from adidas fanny pack of holding
> pray to babushka for luck
> expel the entirety of both magazines
blyat
>>752599850
Right on target. 0 was actually Khasan Israilov the Chechen nationalist
Blureaghea
>>752581242
dubs get
>>752581242
pew pew!
>>752581242
Big Cums!
>>752581242
scrap those clankers
Powpwow pooie
>>752581242
I got this! BOOM
>>752581242
check emmmmm
>>752581242
I gots dis
Boom bang poo
>>752581242
taking shot now
>>752581242
Fire
>>752581242
going for hostage cause why not
Shin
>>752601094
shit
>>752581242
don't worry, I'll save that guy from the evil little shit
roll000000
>>752581242
0 pls
>>752581242
switching to mah backup
Rolling for nut shot
>>752581242
dubs give me what you got
God guide my hand!
>>752581242
but he isnt a nigger rollllllllllll
bap
die
lets a go
>>752581242
Rolling for bystander
easy
Ak spray pattern be like
thetjyjrt
>>752581242
bam
Roll
>>752581242
why is there to roll to off myself wtf
Pew
>>752581242
bang
>>752581242
Die you little bitch
>>752581242
Alright guys, hold my beer
>>752581242
bam
First a casual miss to get my aiming down
>>752603434
Next some dubs to kill the child I will revive via dragon balls
>>752581242
blam
>>752603468
and now to kill the shooter
>>752581242
hit
>>752581242
This is my moment.
>>752603539
he dead
>>752581242
rolln
>>752581242
scurr
>>752581242
gooo
>>752603611
Nice shot! Also, rollio.
roll
>>752581242
click
>>752581242
It's easier to turn 360° and walk away
Roll
>>752581242
Roll
roll
Pew pew.
rolling
>>752605517
reroll
>>752605481
Whoopsie. Well, at least it's not a hostage situation anymore.
>>752581242
Shit i missed
roll
>>752581242
pew pew pew pew
>>752581242
Die stupid human shield!
Pew pew
no ragrets
>>752581242
roll
>>752581242
Say your prayers, asshole
>>752581532
i dont do that. i promot oxygen, i breath in and hold.
No rugrats
>>752581242
Rawlin
>>752606055
Fuck. Reroll for damage control.
roll
>>752581242
click
Rolllll
>>752581242
im a fuckin sniper mate
>>752581242
Roll
>>752581242
Stop right there, criminal scum!
>>752581242
BOOM HEADSHOT
Breathe, aim, FIRE!
>>752606453
heart shot ! gg wp! xaxaxa rr ))))) drop awp please
>>752606480
Fuck yeah! I shot the 2nd shooter on the grassy area behind him. True marksman
>>752606468
legshot, finish him!
>>752581379
NOT COOL BRO
>>752581242
bang!
BREATH....
>>752581242
PEW
rollin
Pow
>>752605159
So your walk to them??? Kek
bang
They aren't alive anymore.
>>752581242
DUBS 1 2 6 GET
>>752608538
SHIT taking a second shot!
Bang mufer fuckker
>>752581242
What kinda gun is that
here goes nothin
>>752609019
shot his cock off
>>752581242
kaboom
>>752581242
well shit shot the hostage
>>752581242
What happens with quints?
>>752581242
heeeey i shot him in the dick
>>752581242
pew pew
bang bitch poppin that head off.
>>752581242
>Drop rifle
>Pull out pistol
>I can do this
>Fires
roll
BANG!
Pew
>>752609555
FUCKING GET
>>752581242
>Unloads clip
Pew pew
>>752581242
dont worry ill save you from that rabid kid
>>752610316
nice shot matey
Rolll that shit
>>752581242
Fuck
>>752581242
Pssh, easiest shot of my life.
Shoot
please god
>>752581675
kek
pew
>>752581242
nigger
>>752581242
I was acting under instruction
>>752612201
Hostage no longer a barrier to successful kill
>>752612263
Good job team
>>752612310
>>752612263
>>752612201
Clean sweep. What would I need to shoot myself?
>>752581242
LOL
Pow
>>752581379
pop
>>752581242
Zero get
>>752581242
roll
>>752581242
ya fucker
>>752581379
classic
Bang!!
>>752581242
Roger that.
>>752581242
fucking cap the little bitch yeet
>>752581379
>>752581513
Nads then Neck, tango's down boys everyone go home.
Fuckin rolling
>>752581242
>deep breath
>exhale slowly
>squeeze trigger
>get dubs
>>752581242
aiming for the kid
>>752616626
lol
Roll
>>752581242
TAKING THE SHOT SIR
lid
dai
Blap
>>752581242
Okay
>>752581242
Roll
>>752581242
the man is in danger
>>752581532
damn kid is dead
gameover at third post
>>752581242
roll
>>752581242
I got this
Using V.A.T.S. going for a headshot!
Take em down
>>752581242
Fuck you kid
>>752581242
head
It's my time to shine
i want to die
and so will the hostage (hopefully)
bang
shoooooot
>>752581242
rollo
rolling
Gay
LEEROY JENKINS!!!
Time to die kids
That guy on the background is mine
>>752587661
Dude you ate over killing that kid
