Dubs decide what to say
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Dubs decide what to say
infidel
She’s up
Roll
>>752580114
Oogabooga
Roll: Say; You put the Gi in BIG.
Rolllll
meet up with her and curbstomp for not being white
>>752580941
Help me meet her
Nudes, or..
>>752581027
Re roll before I pass out.
gibs muh dem titties gyal
wanna get a mouthful of a white meat??
And de ting go skkkkrrraaa!
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups- the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders.
These are their stories.
>>752582028
Reroll
>>752582049
Rereroll
>>752582073
Rerereroll
Do you think black people are functioning members of society?
>>752582096
Rererereroll
>>752580988
"Hey, you wanna meet up for coffee tomorrow? Get to know each other"
>>752582132
Rerererereroll
>>752582169
Rererererereroll
>>752582152
Reroll
>>752582196
Rerererererereroll
>>752582203
Rr whiteknight
Let's meet up rn and fuck
>>752582221
Rererererererereroll
>>752581408
reroll
>>752582028
reroll
>>752582152
Rr2
>>752582257
Reroll
>>752582288
Thank you sir
>>752582288
Dun
>>752582288
Win rawr
>>752582288
WINRAR
Ask if she would be okay getting lynched for your kink
>>752582344
Dun
>>752582257
Rereroll
>>752582444
Trips detected
>>752582444
Thanks for the trips
Jesus christ what samefag rerolled his own comment a hundred times thanked his self and then commented win rar
Keep going
No flips just fists
>>752582507
Reroll
>>752582444
>>752582501
Post reaction OP
>>752582501
"Sorry, lol! Hey, you wanna get coffee sometime."
>>752582610
Pace yourself retard don't dump it all at once
Studying
my sides are vibrating in anticipation
>>752580204
>>752580224
Not going to lie her ass is T H I C C
>>752582674
roll for this ^
(just so this actually works out for you)
What do?
>>752582610
"Look, I'm sorry if I went too far. I'm new to this damn thing, n just get excited."
>>752582921
Reroll
>>752582950
Rr2
I'm 22 years old and still a virgin, I've never even kissed a girl before.
>>752582921
Reroll 2
>>752582978
Reroll
>>752582921
Reroll 3
>>752583031
Rereroll
I've never had sex with a nigger before.
>>752582921
roll
I'm sorry if I've been acting up. I need psychological help and I lash out in random bursts - however much I say I'm fine I'm dying on the inside.
>>752583063
Rerereroll
>>752582921
Reroll 4
>>752583088
this won first
>>752583100
Nice, but I got dubs first
I hope the fact that im ok with your herpes is alright with you
>>752583100
>>752583088
Both work
>>752582919
"Sorry I guess I trying to fail on purpose since I find you sexy but I thought about it and was like babe you look fine so I try to come up with something funny and my brain is like fuck it and came up with this crap"
>>752583088
Disregard this , OP. Don't fucking care if he did this first. I just wanna let you know what you're doing is idiotic. And to NEVER, and I mean NEVER. Let people with Asperger's deal I your love life
>>752583155
Gotta say that too
>>752583213
Is good. Rolling
Suicide is painless, every waking moment I have is another I wished I would've ended it, happiness does not exist, in a world filled with anger depression and falsehood, I've decided to try and conversate with you, a female before I go and end it all.
I’m here for shits and giggles
Im legally required to let you know, Im a registered sex offender.
>>752583329
Reroll
>>752583357
Rereroll
>>752583403
Rerereroll
>>752583329
Only use this if she denies you
>>752583213
ROLLLL
>>752583351
rerollio
>>752583425
Rererereroll
>>752583351
reroll
>>752583508
Rereroll
>>752583547
rerereroll
My only relationship is with a microwaved watermelon cuz its like a vagana u kno
>>752583351
rerooooll
ok ok ok ok
Fuck niggers
>>752583664
Dayum that nigger whale is biting hard she might be thirsty
>>752583347
"If I have to be honest. Some stuckup assholes are forcing me to type this weird stuff out, but really? I'm interested in you, and I just want to ask. Do you wanna get some coffee sometime."
>>752583351
rerolling
>>752583758
Roll
>>752583767
Reroll
I’m in love with the coco
>>752583664
She wants the pipe!!
>>752583664
beta boy getting lucky?
explain your justice system and finish it with yeah im a virgin or someshit
>>752583791
Rr2
I have a micropenis
>>752583767
reroll
>>752583767
Reroll2
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>752583664
HELP THIS ANON GET LAID
WE CAN DO IT THERE'S POTENTIAL ITTTTYTYYTYTTT SBIFJMRIDNJRNDIDN
>>752583767
Virgin spotted
>>752583767
Reroll3
>>752583351
rooooooooooooll
>>752583851
Reroll~
>>752583767
Rolleroni let's do this boys
My dicks only 2 inches
>>752583855
Gee thanks!
>>752583664
Just tell her it's from your fave show COPS
>>752583887
Reroolio
>>752583905
Roll
Well I am serious about criminal justice, but didn't you know that? >_>
>>752582028
Reroll!!!
>>752583955
mega KEK
I want me some nig puss. You deliver?
>>752583767
sooo gay do not say this op
It may not seem like it, but a nigga goin thru alot right now
>>752583955
Winrar
Yes I'm serious. Without a sound criminal justice entity, the foundation of our moral and ethical system, this would all be for naught
>>752583994
rereroll!!
Hurry the fuck up and roll dubs fgt!!
She waiting!!
I have to confess, I raped my mother and her husband, my life is now doing nothing except finding more victims to kill, such as, you. I am giving you an option to turn me in, but keep in mind, doing so will allow someone to find you and murder you.
>>752584054
Roll
>>752583955
Checked
>>752584029
rolling for this lmfao
Hi????
Let me nut on that tummy
nah im kidding tho im not a virgin. im just really in the mood for some pussy like RIGHT NOW. this game will make you cum 5 times in 2 minutes xD
>>752583855
winrar
>>752584029
rere
>>752584164
rell
Nigger
>>752584172
nice dubs
Be my sex slave you ugly nigger.
I'm vegan
>>752584054
Roll it
>>752584232
Roll
Do you have pussy?
>>752584068
Reroll
Oh you aren’t into courtroom role play?
Come over so we can get this court in session
>>752584232
Reroll
>>752580204
i don't understand a word in this fuck up
You Are a nice Flirter Hahahahahaha
Let's meet up and have a watermelon or two
>>752583767
Reroll.
Wipe My Ass
>>752583955
WINRAR OP!!!
Does your pussy taste like watermelon?
Wipe My Black Ass
OP here
Pls don’t make me fuck her
Show bobs and vegene
>>752584388
oh yeah lol
>>752584428
Reroll
>>752584388
OP gettin pussy with that kind of talk
Swing Low Sweet Cherryot Lol Jus Playin
>>752584267
"You have to understand, I swear to God. I'm interested in you. These stuck up assholes who Im with right now keep jeering me on to do this. I just wanna say for God's sake, can we get a coffee sometime"
>>752584428
Rereroll
>>752584443
Cant tell if this is reverse psych
>>752584446
Rerolls
>>752584388
I just wanted OP to get a girlfriend
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>>752584446
Rerollreno
How's the hole?
Ive cummed to so many of your pics.
I have been clean and sober from heroin for thirty days the last time I used my son Tristan's mother Alicia and I overdosed we both died but I got to come back, she had huntingtons disease and was slowly slipping away she called and said "anon I can get this really premo stuff from my brother" so I came over went and got us some drinks come back into the room and shits all prepped and ready to go, how was I supposed to know she dosed us with carfentanil? I look back and now see that she didn't want to go without me and I gladly would have gone but Tristan needs me. But it's so hard without her. I hear her in his laugh, see her in his smile and he even has her eyes. I can see her and feel her jugding me I can't take this I'm on the edge barely hanging on and each day a finger slips, I'm almost out of fingers...help!
>>752584577
lololol
>>752584579
Reroll
I'd love to oil up dem titters and slap them around like bags of fat.
>>752584504
Reroll
>>752584504
ROOOOOOOOOLIN
Stick to criminal justice or some shit to keep her interested??
>>752584525
Dead ass don’t want to
>>752583088
damn you lazy fuckers should at least include the rerolled post
"I did not hit her, it's not true! This is bullshit! She is lying! I did not hit her. I did NOT! Oh hi, Mark!
>>752584637
Rereroll
>>752584579
>>752584645
Reroll
you/re a jiggaboo id like to do #BoiiIINNNggg
>>752584707
>implying
>>752584428
REROLLN
Reroll with:
I'd love to oil up dem titters and slap them around like bags of fat.
>>752584504
Reroll6_?*?
My peepee gets hard thinking about you.
>>752584766
BOOM
>>752584766
Fuck yes
>>752584766
WINRAR
>>752584504
Jdmxmcmfmfkd
Reroll
An additional reroll for:
I'd love to oil up dem titters and slap them around like bags of fat.
>>752584819
Lemme help you
>>752583351
THIS
I want you to say:
I'd love to oil up dem titters and slap them around like bags of fat.
i want to put boiled eggs inside ur butthole
I think she ignoring me now
>>752584756
That I am
>>752584504
reroll. God , Allah, Yahweh. For the love of your name. JUST LET OP GET A GIRLFRIEND TONIGHT
I have three more in the tank for:
I'd love to oil up dem titters and slap them around like bags of fat.
They call me the gay officer
Look, I just don't know how to talk to a girl. Let's meet up right now for a quick fuck. On the low-key, y'know?
I'm deadass really attracted to your physical visage
Last but one request for:
I'd love to oil up dem titters and slap them around like bags of fat.
Its proven that black people commit more crime then white.
Trust me, my a friend of a friend is a prosecuter.
>>752584880
Well /b/ isn't a place to argue, thus ok
Pool is closed
>>752582978
>tfw i am literally elliot roger
>>752584953
Fair enough
>>752584874
OP. You fucking piece of shit. I told you, I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET THEM INTERFERE WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE. You're just a masochistic sallow. You reprehensible shit.
>>752584632
holy fuck. this is not bad
Why do bitches ignore op just wants to have a watermelon with her
You like weird dick?
Threads dead OP scared the jew
>>752585022
This
>>752584987
OP here
I have another nigger if you wanna play again
>>752585022
checkm
>>752585117
Cmon let's do this
>>752585117
do you want to sex this one?
>>752585130
>19
>saggy tits
poor girl
Let's go for it
>>752585022
Lmao
>>752585177
Chekd
>>752585176
Smooshed tits, you twat. Nice padded tits.
>>752585160
dude this is /b. every hole is fine
can i rape your dad
>>752585176
Its just fucking squashed by her top
>>752585245
you dream on virgin. they are very soft and saggy
>>752585255
strong start
>>752585255
Nice
how do you feel about post mortem sex?
>>752585255
Hey, /b/, lets try to hook op up with this chick's dad
She husky too but would
>>752585255
WINNER
Wanna cuddle my police officer dick
>>752585130
Before me go any further I want to let you know that I have a birth defect.
I have two cocks.
And then after she asks you send her a pic of two cocks.
>>752585329
hi, i like that you are a traveller. i only go to asia once a year for cultural enrichment. thailand, cambodia, philippines, anywhere you can little boys for couple of bucks.
>>752580988
why you speak like caveman?
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stop messaging me
>>752585480
rolling 4 this
>>752587456
reroll
>>752587479
rereroll
>>752587494
rereroll
Damn, OP lol.
Bump
