New Celeb Bread
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New Celeb Bread
FIRST
>>752568517
damn
>>752568587
please keep going with Babs, I adore her
How long will it take one of you faggots to shit the bed?
>>752568670
wat?
>>752568610
My dick wasn't ready for this.
>>752568670
>shit the bed
I havent a Barbara in awhile
>>752568670
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO NEURO LINGUISTIC PROGRAM ME CAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU'RE MANUALLY BREATHING NOW.
>>752568815
>>752568759
If you don't think she's the sexiest thing you've ever seen you're a fag. Natalie Portman and Tay Tay are also acceptable.
>>752568839
Be cool, anon!
>>752568878
lol.....
>>752568839
I like Millie
>>752568610
>>752568839
Go meet with your father already faggot.
>>752568968
>>752569017
Literally who?
>>752569037
>>752569054
lol!
>>752569085
>>752569017
And there it is. One faggot shitting the bed. Please kill yourself. Painfully and now.
>>752569054
>every opinion I dislike is probably robertsfag I hate him so I'm biased
That wasn't robertsfag you dumb cunt
>>752569138
>>752569060
>>752569095
SO CUTE!!
>>752569130
But why?!
>>752569095
cute
>>752569078
A 13 year old androgynous child. Fucking Herman.
>>752569054
It was herman
>>752568581
>>752568839
>>752569218
Stop posting children you syphillitic cuntsmear. Please die a lingering death from dick cancer.
>>752568922
NO U
fappin 2 babs legs. keep it up!
>>752569274
I can never decide if Babs is for cuddles
>>752569249
or for long rough fucking sessions
>>752569391
neat stuff
>>752569208
Her legs and feet are so sexy.
mmmmm
https://hashflare.io/r/599E01CC-BONUSTHS
>>752569489
I haven't gotten off to Tisdale in so long
>>752569489
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a v-very b-b-b-beautiful alpha a-a-amazonian w-w-woman and I-I'm a-a l-lucky b-bed w-w-wetter f-f-for having h-her...
>>752569156
The tint of your semen is, to say the least, a bit alarming. Is it me or should cum not be that color?
>>752569512
did uncle T-bone film that? God she's sexy
>>752569648
that guy hasn't had a glass of water in 9 years. only soda and juice
>>752568517
I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.
>>752569676
That son of a bitch needs to keep his itchy cock away from my Barbara!
>>752569749
QUEEN
>>752569543
(Wo qi chuan ru niu kuai duan qi)
(Xi fang ji le deng wo guang lin)
(Wo kan da jia quan dou bei ta xia sha liao)
(Ta men dan zhan you xin jing)
(Wo de shen fen hai shi mi mi)
(Diao dao shui li ke hui yao le wo xiao ming)
>>752569767
that motherfucker
>>752569630
Have you ever considered that your organs could be put to better use by someone else? Sign and organ donor card, sign a DNR, and blow your fucking brains all over the walls of the ER.
>>752568610
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>752569820
>>752569899
I'm ready to give you fresh cum again, Queen <3
>>752569882
>>752569814
>>752569741
Post more millie
>>752569894
wew!
>>752569894
WARNING
gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread
99% of this thread is the same person
____________
you are in a gay sex thread that is made by the same perpetual faggot under the guise of a ‘celeb’ thread
>>752569864
8-)
>>752569814
I'll have a number three with fried rice and an egg roll, please.
>>752569999
quads for my girls x3
>>752569962
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>752570037
>>752569999
Excellent quads
>>752569961
Or, you know, don't be fucking pedophile faglord.
>>752569999
QUADS
Sign to post more Nina!
>>752570093
>>752569999
checky checked
>>752569085
goddamn
>>752570109
ty sir
>>752570141
>>752570159
Nina is so sensual
>>752570180
404 ass not found
>>752570016
>>752569999
Checkdddddddddddddddddddd
>>752570180
>>752570028
Shi guang hao bu liu qing xiong nu kuai bi jin
Ting cong wo de zhi ling cai neng gou huo ming
Sha chang tai can ku xue guang sha lu
Ruo hai pa ta shang gui lu
Yao cheng wei nan zi han bu ren shu
>>752570186
So sexy
>>752570267
>>752570037
Moar
MOAR EMMY JEMMY PALE LEGS AND FEETS PLEASE
>>752570304
>>752570186
waterskis
>>752570282
No, you cannot eat the neighbor's cats. What the fuck is wrong with your yellow ass?
>>752570173
Okay I'm done. Well and truly done, just like your gay unfunny steak and ketchup meme that you cucks post on here, the burnt steak smothered in ketchup, that's how fucking done I am with this shit. Every day I take time from my life to select the funniest pictures, gifs and webms from my YLYL folder that I've spent the last few years building up, and every single time, I never get a "lost" - I'd even be happy with a "kek" or even a "lel", but no. Nothing. You trap loving immature closet homsexual basement dwelling Yu-Ghi-Oh playing, Pokemon collecting man-children would rather laugh at ridiculous banana memes and reply to Your mother will die in her sleep posts. Well, no fucking wonder /b/ has turned in to a normie joke, you all disgust me. I'm deleteing my YLYL folder right now, and I won't be creating another one, so there you have it, you've lost another OG /b/ro, a normie will take my place, you'll have more normie memes get posted. Congratulations on slowly turning /b/ in to 9fag, cunts.
>>752570351
Stfu retard
>>752570375
Hnnngh
>>752570404
fight me you fuckin worthless faggot i'll fuck you up
>>752570394
>>752569648
Amen to that. See a urologist or cut back on the carrot intake.
>>752570377
>>752570375
I bet she can do things in the bedroom we've only dreamt of
>>752570377
He is teaching us about enduring the hardships of life and breaking from our fetal coils
>>752570493
>>752570475
Kys autistic piece of shit
>>752570562
no u
>>752570554
Nina shoulder blades were made for cum
>>752570495
M-My m-m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a very beautiful w-woman a-and I-I'm a lucky m-man t-to haveh-her...
>>752570619
what a cutie little butt on my Queen :3
>>752570668
HEY, YOU'RE NOT STUTTERBRO!
>>752570660
I actually agree with this post
>>752570562
Why are you telling a random anon to kys and calling him autistic?
You sound paranoid like everyone is a certain somebody
Is Tay Tay still on /b/ these days????
>>752570698
shut up you 90 lb gremlin trollop
>>752570770
kys
Where is my lewd Tayfriend tonight? ;______;
>>752570749
No she gave up her last shot and staying relevent
>>752568581
Happy Birthday, Kaley! I got you something....
>>752570785
take some more pills. you know you want to ;-)
>>752570770
kys
>>752570831
what'd you get her?
>>752570811
on a bus up to Canada to be with you <3
>>752570849
kys
>>752570856
>>752570877
Im not the Canada Tayanon
>>752570744
>>752570908
thank you for post Nina legs, pal!
>>752570825
>>752570953
on a bus down from Canada to be with you <3
>>752570970
>>752570957
no problem friend!
>>752570970
>>752569391
What a cute ass
>>752571000
>>752571029
>>752571110
>>752571171
wew
>>752571157
>>752571152
#beautiful
#sexy
#fierce
>>752571200
AAAAAAAAAAA look at those legs
>>752571246
AAAAAAA I AM!
>>752571200
There were actually rumors on Crazy Days and Nights that Dormer is into some weird dungeon BDSM shit.
>>752569814
What an awkward looking picture
>>752571306
I want to lick that tit mole
>>752571327
>>752571314
So cute!
>>752571316
>>752571316
>>752571316
>>752571246
Looking at and fapping to them
>>752571372
>>752571324
she seems like an eccentric kind of person
>>752571419
NINA MAKES MY JAMMIES FEEL TIGHTER
>>752570868
My wiener! HA!
>>752571371
>>752571448
>>752571241
Muh heart!
>>752571486
SAME
>>752571531
>>752571573
wew
>>752571615
what the....
>>752571222
#kys
>>752571615
cummies for Nina
>>752571586
OMG @_@
>>752571702
heh butt
>>752571615
>>752571630
Samefag
>>752571526
So lickable, damn
>>752571652
Nina on the left??
>>752571644
no u
QUCK THREAD WAS QUICK
NEW ONE BEFORE MY JAMMIE TIGHTNESS GOES AWAY AND I DRINK WINDEX AGAIN
>>752570721
I-I want y-y-you g-good k-kind s-s-sirs t-t-to understand I-I take th-the p-possession o-of Vic v-v-very s-s-s-seriously; I-I know I-I have b-been g-g-given s-s-something v-v-very special...
>>752571882
Kys watsonfag
Where is my lewd Canadian Tayfriend?!?
>>752571790
wew
>>752571694
So close to the finish line for her
Can I just say the Emma Roberts is - without question - the MOST
unattractive, horse faced, anorexic, man-jawed excuse for a shit-tier actress it's ever been my misfortune to witness? Ive seen sexier boils.
>>752571882
36 minutes before image limit
>>752572175
>Ive seen sexier boils
On your ass?
>>752572175
nice try trollop, kys
>>752572244
Yes.
Can I just say Emma Watson is only in the acting position she's in because she was Weinsteined and only pedophile plebbitfags like her because of 13 year old Hermione.
As she grew old she became more and more masculine to the point of resembling Richard Dawkins.
Pathetic falseflagging watsonfags should proceed to an hero.
WHERE IS MY LEWD TAYFRIEND?!? DID HE DIE?!?!?!? X-(
New thread
>>752572532
>>752571745
incorrect!
>>752571779
yes
>>752572282
he's right you know
