Well, /b/. I've given up. I don't know what to do anymore.
For the past year, I have failed to find a job of any kind. Altogether, I've asked about employment/turned in applications about 60 times across 2 states and a few towns that are always hiring. But no matter how much I have to offer, I never even get considered for any jobs. I've offered to work all hours of every day, do overtime, accept training, everything. And it never helped. Fuck, Dairy Queen didn't even hire me.
I almost never have money, except when I quietly swipe quarters from a relatives' wallet. I can barely afford to keep gas in my truck.
Even worse is that I feel people are lying to me about employment half the time when they say they need help, then say they weren't hiring after I turn in an application. There was one occasion where a slaughterhouse claimed they were looking for workers, then told me they weren't after I turned in an application, and then saw a young spic working there the next day. Same with a packing company that put out ads for a few weeks for all positions, then said they were fine for workers.
What the fuck do I do? I'm at a roadblock in life. My last resort is to either kill myself or sell moonshine with some of the rednecks around my town. Anyone have ideas, or tips?
>>752560748
if you can't contribute in a meaningful way to the society after the age of 20, you should just an hero, there is nothing more to it
>>752561102
I'm 19. But the thing is, I really like doing work in exchange for money. I'd love a job, but I don't know why no one will hire me.
>>752560748
Post a picture Op, lets see what we are working with here.
>>752561260
Why not join a branch of the army? Hell, join the navy, three squares a day and all the gay sex you can handle.
>>752561632
They wouldn't take me. Too many mental issues. Plus, I already have PTSD as it is. Got diagnosed a couple years ago.
>>752561601
No new ones. Just this one from a little over a year ago, before I started looking for jobs.
>>752561755
Well why don't you just claim some autismbux then? After that you can just live the NEET life and make extra under the table cash by doing odd jobs.
>>752561812
Well you need to ditch the denim vest and do something about that hair. Either learn to style it proper or cut it short.
>>752561812
Get a haircut, hippie!
>>752561812
Tommy Wiseau
>>752561961
I'm not a hippie. Those are actually one of the people I hate the most.
>>752561894
What styling do you have in mind? Any links or sites I can visit?
>>752561812
More recent picture?
>>752561971
I had to look up who that was. I see a resemblance, but I was told I look like Snape from Harry Potter, and Kevin from F is for Family.
>>752561812
You look okay to me, I wouldn't turn you down. Maybe start working out just a little. Also if selling moonshine gets you a bit of money on the side, go for it. You also could try going back to school or join the army if nothing else works out.
But really just keep trying man, you'll get a shit job like the rest of us soon.
>>752562063
None.
>>752561828
What are autismbux? Are you talking about welfare?
>>752562158
Thanks. I can try working out again. Last time, I worked out 3-4 times a week for 2 months, and got no results at all. Also, I actually graduated high school, but has to have my diploma sent in the mail.
You aren't gonna want to hear this op but here goes. Get your hair cut, short, smart, buzz, doesn't matter. Masculine haircuts work for guys.
2nd, ditch talking about your internal issues. NEVER, bring that sort of shit up for your professional life. As far as any aspiring employer knows, you are the epitome' of mental sanity and professionalism.
3rd. Get a collared shirt, a nice tie, and a bullshit resume. Get some references (just people who like you and aren't your family). Then keep getting out there.
Do not submit to the whole "woe is me" attitude. The only way to get what you want is to reach for it. Get out of your own way and go for it! Let people know you are going for it, enthusiasm is infectious to normies.
>>752562228
There are literally social services set aside for people who are either too old or retarded to work, you seem to fall into that category anon.
>>752560748
What race and sex are you?
>>752562307
>>752562307
Takes time to see results in the gym, also remember to diet right. Cool to see you graduated but I'm talking higher education, like uni or community collage.
>>752562729
Trust me, man. I tried the short haircut, and that didn't help anything. Thanks for the other stuff though. I'll definitely try them.
>>752562729
Basically this.
>>752560748
Literally was in same position as you 10 years ago, during the height of the great recession. Same stories - go into stores that claim to be hiring, go back to check - "oh sorry our hiring period just ended actually..." "We're actually in a hiring freeze right now..." Then I'd go back the next week and see brand new trainees. It's depressing as fuck, I remember that. I blamed myself for years, thought it was something about me that just rubbed hiring managers the wrong way. But then I looked at the jobs I was applying for - big box stores, retail chains, fast food -and realized I never wanted to do that shit to begin with. Fuck service industry, fuck interacting with general public all day. So I went to gigs section of the local craigslist page and got a job as an assistant on a rap music video where literally the only requirements were to be eager and know how to follow directions - 10 years later I'm still freelancing on movie/commercial shoots, got my own van, and a storage locker full of equipment I can rent out on the side as well.
>>752561812
Think we found the problem...
>>752562793
Male, white
>>752562742
Yeah. I was recommended for that, but I was told to not try it because I'd have to pay them back a shitload of cash.
>>752560748
know job
know money
>>752563017
What the hell are you talking about? Autismbux is not a loan, it is literally free money from the government set aside so that they don't have really old people or potatoes starving to death in the streets.
>>752562915
I like that idea. I can check it out.
Okay, your not gonna like this either. You're not trying hard enough... Really... 60... In a year... In two states.... Fucking unemployment makes you do minimum four a week and they prefer at least six, that is literally 1/5th of what people not really trying are forced to do... I put 60 in over about 3 to four weeks when I moved, and patience, sometimes they may take over a month to get to your application, especially if you're not checking back- which you should be doing, I've literally forgotten about applications I've dropped off because they took 5 to 8 weeks to get back to me and I gave up checking back with them...
>>752562966
Then that's why.
Not to summon /pol/ but no one hires white males anymore, particularly not for anything that does not require a degree of some sort to do. Partly because of fear of being called racist for passing over a minority in favor of a white person, partly because affirmative action is literally institutionalized racism against whites, but mostly because they can get immigrants, illegal or not, to do the same job for half the cost, and deny them raises by threatening to sic the cops on them and get them deported if they ask for one.
>>752562837
I can give the diet a go. But for higher education, that'd be a tough one. If I did go to that, I'd probably try for Business Management.
>>752560748
>sell moonshine
i'll take some as long as it wasn't made with an old radiator.
>>752563098
Never heard of it. Where do I go to apply?
>>752563150
>>752563162
Well, shit. What now?
>>752562892
It didn't work? It doesn't just work like a light switch. It's subtle. It doesn't hurt a damn thing unlike your stupid long metal hair
>>752563162
>wahhh, i'm so oppressed! It's not because I was a faggot sperg during the interview!
>>752563195
lol uni kids are graduating without jobs right now
big corporations are hording all the cash
if u aint top(15%) of ur class in uni ur pretty much fucked
>>752563376
I don't know, man. If my hair isn't the issue, then I wish I knew what was.
>>752563255
What were you thinking it was or what was your friend talking to you about when he said you have to pay them a shitload of cash. You're kind of coming off as a compulsive liar
>>752563478
Dude, can you like, fuck off?
>>752563255
The name is different depending on where you go but maybe if you look for a place that has social workers they can help you out. Just tell them your story and make sure that it is a real hard luck one. The fact that you look like a sperg already will help you, and they will stary going through the process of giving you income support for the disabled.
>>752563523
Dude there's no instant fix. Your long hair is far more of an issue than short hair. Your shorthair gives you that much more of an edge than longer hair. Stop being daft.
>>752563625
No thanks dipshit, I see white guys in retail jobs all the time. So no, it's not because there is some grand conspiracy to end white male employment, it's because you were just too much of a loser for McDonalds.
>>752563590
My grandmother said it. And we were talking about the social programs that help people find jobs.
>>752563478
Quit strawmaning, nigger
>>752563350
Step 1. Redpill yourself on race reality.
Step 2. Obtain some sort of skill that a migrant would be unlikely to have, like mechanics, welding is a big one, and so on. You can also substitute this with attending a cheap ass community college for a degree in something. This will help your chances.
Step 3. If you cannot afford or some other reason exists why it is impossible for you to obtain a skill or degree, lie on your resume.
>>752563712
That's an employment agency, what we are talking about is a different branch that is literally meant for the unemployable to get a source of income.
>>752563711
I'm not the guy who wrote that comment
>>752562793
>What race and sex are you?
Mongoloid, gender fluid
>>752563711
So when you aren't strawmaning, you are attempting to masquerade personal anecdotes as actual evidence?
I agree with the other guy. Just fuck off, nigger.
>>752563788
Oh, okay.
>>752560748
Why the fuck have not already sold moonshine?
That is a fucking no brainer
>>752563712
L2google. Start doing things instead of expecting things. You want a job? Look the part, act the part. You probably have autism though so go to a fucking job recruiting agency God damn.
>>752563785
>you gotta start reading these infographs maaan
>and you gotta go out and get tickets even though you don't have the money to get those tickets
>and make sure to lie on your resume so might get a job you can't do and get fired after a week
>>752563874
Get into some computer or IT area. Asians DOMINATE those fields, especially in places like silicon valley.
No one will give a shit what your special snowflake mental illness is if you can code worth a shit.
>>752563880
What evidence did that faggot have other than some shit he pulled out of his ass?
>>752563891
I want to be a bit cautious about it. I need to wait until the end of July, when I get off this prosecution deferral contract I'm on
>>752560748
Moonshine sales sounds like a good place to start. Joe Kennedy was a bootlegger and his son grew up to be president.
>>752563874
Seriously?
>>752564036
Real shit?
>>752564016
Nigga what
>>752564094
Long story. Rather not talk about it.
>>752560748
If you can't find a job then you're not trying hard enough. I'm sure there has to be a business in your town somewhere that really needs to hire people. Try Taco Bell. Try Target. Try Wal-Mart. Try McDonald's. The key is to keep applying for a job until you land one.
>>752564135
Well we need to know about you to know why you're not getting hired.
>>752564169
That's a good tip, but what happens when there's no more places to apply? What happens when all businesses no longer need help? What do I do then?
>>752563917
1. I specifically did not post dumb infographics because anyone redpilling themselves should do it themselves; research your shit, and do not take anything at face value until you have verified it with at least 3 separate sources.
2. I never said anything about tickets, the fuck are you talking about? Also community college tuition rates for in-state residents are extremely cheap, relatively speaking, and there are grants and scholarships for people too poor to pay tuition, depending on field of study. Although to be fair, he is automatically excluded from most of those because he's white, and apparently its okay to be racist but only against whites.
3. We are talking about jobs a fucking monkey could do. He isn't going for a position at a fucking research laboratory. Leaving that aside, the VAST majority of employers train new hires regardless of resume backgrounds. No one just says 'You're hired' then dumps you in with zero orientation.
>>752564223
I want to know too. I'm just puzzled on the whole thing.
You look like a real fucking weirdo that's why you're not getting hired Jesus Christ cut your creepy hair and remove your rapey denim
>>752564357
Thanks for the advice, asshole
>>752564306
So tell us
>>752564406
The truth isn't always sweet and polite and what you want to hear you child.
>>752561812
Dude. Ditch that vest. That shit says "i'm an edgy leftist faggot." Work it out in your head why these scum don't get hired, and protest about unemployment. They look like shit with studded denim vests, cover themselves in stupid fucking tattoos, and they refuse to... Get a fucking haircut. The vest is a minor issue compared to that. You might as well be on a blacklist as long as you have that bullshit on your head
Bottom line. You are not in highschool anymore and nobody gives a shit about your individuality. Time to join the crowd. You can be a special snowflake on the inside, but on the outside, your ass better look like a character from the andy griffith show.
>>752564503
Don't call me child, you sick fuck. Somehow, I'm the weird one, but you sound like a pedo or someone who works in a haunted house as an attraction.
>>752564414
I don't know what the issue is. Quit asking me.
Clean yourself up and don't dress like a degenerate fuck. If you're too awkward for interviews, I don't know what to tell you. I interview people all the time and if you lack basic people skills then I essentially reject you on the spot.
Don't listen to the neets saying people don't hire white males anymore. They're basement dwelling morons.
Image goes a loooong way
>>752564681
Dude, just about everyone who looks like that is usually a biker, or in a gang. Not a leftist punk. Where do you get these ideas? You sound like one of those people who hates those with tattoos because of envy or jealousy.
>>752564888
Childish trips checked
>>752564998
Well, I guess a tip is a tip
>>752565067
How is that childish?
>>752565046
Lol 5/10 b8. Made me laugh.
>>752563195
Take it from the engineering student
Engineering, pre-med and Law pay
but good luck studying
Alternatively, coding boot camps an IT classes are a thing
>>752564681
tfw you
>>752563232
Who the fuck still buys moonshine?
This isn't before 1930
>>752560748
You must be a real piece of shit
>>752565301
I don't get what you mean by that.
>>752560748
fucking economy is going boom and you can't find a job? I can't walk 1 block and not find signs saying Help Wanted KYS loser
>>752565351
I'm an asshole a lot of the time, and also rude and mean, but only to people I don't like. I can be an easygoing person and a good friend, but I'm also an asshole.
>>752562966
That's your problem. White male. This whole affirmative action shit has made it nigh impossible to get a job.
Maybe checking dat dere privilege will help
/s
Prayers man, in the same boat as you. Same age, same experience. Fucking A. I am told to wait until after the 1st of the month due to this holiday hiring freeze.
>>752565491
Picture didn't load properly.
>>752565613
You forgot to mention total loser.
>>752565699
I see man. I guess that's one possible explanation
>>752564681
Shut up brah. Not OP but I have short hair and I've literally applied to every business in my town.
Same experience.
I'm a white male, same thing.
>>752565820
I have a pretty good social life and have a decent dating life, unlike you from the way you sound. I'm likely more alpha than your bitch ass ever will be, you fucking manchild, even without a job.
sounds like folks dont like long hair on men. why is that, do you think?
>>752565605
>kys loser
Are you fucking 12, or are you just some fat fuck with no social life
>>752564681
>being this extremely homosexual
how does it feel to bend down for cock?
>>752565747
Oh, you're a faggot who can't stomach the truth about unemployed, malcontented, millenials like himself, so you're assuming my political beliefs and making blind jabs in that general direction.
>>752565900
Your clothes perhapse?
Unemployed, long hair masterrace signing on. Why so much hate? Balding manlets working the grill at Wendy's mad at an individual? Having the ability to grow long hair shows you're made to breed women. Look it up.
>>752566259
Mad "anarchist" detected.
>>752566175
OP here. It's crossed my mind a lot of times before. I've posted my picture on this site before, and people suddenly get offended about it. I don't think they realize that people on both political sides have long hair, or that many of the nicest, cleanest, successful, etc. people can have long hair too. It's fucking retarded man.
If I roll dubs then you an hero
>>752566450
i have EXTREMELY long hair, like nearly to my waist long hair. straight too. i look like an anorexic hippy transplanted out of the 60's, except without the tiedie shirts and headbands, and im about as far from the liberal left as you can get.
>>752566450
Give me some examples of people on the right who look like you in that picture.
>>752566442
no you just a bitch you'll never be a player, thottie.
blow me a kiss.
>>752566424
OP again. Thanks. My first gf loved my long hair. She and I felt so sad when I had to get a haircut for court. My long hair is a big part of me. It's mine alone, and I don't give a fuck what people think about it. You can have long hair and still get jobs. My dad has long-ass hair, and he's been working at the same place for quite a few years now. As long as you can be clean and neat about it, it really isn't a problem.
>>752566611
So you're a woman. What's your point?
>>752566450
Yah man, that's what my old man used to say. He was cool, man
>>752566680
>you just a bitch
>player,thottie
Mad nigger "anarchist" detected
Listen, OP.
I have had 25 jobs in the past 3 years. I'm 22. I can't stand working for long periods of time. I can feel my perception of life change when I start working upwards of 6 months.
Jobs are important, yes. I think what you need to do is work on your application and interviewing skills. You really have to learn how to work those fucks that work in HR and you'll be solid.
>>752566624
Ever heard of Cloyd Rivers
>>752566710
im not female though. nor do i look female.
although a waitress approaching me from behind did mistake me for a woman and called me miss once, but one look at my face and she saw i was male.
>>752566611
OP here. Yeah. I look like I stepped out of the 70's. I'm even going to buy some bell-bottom pants when I have the cash.
>>752560748
Where do you live?
Did you finish high school?
Do you have a criminal record?
Do you have access to reliable transportation?
The economy isn't great, but it's gotten a lot better over the past 2-3 years.
You should be able to at least get at least a shit tier job, and then build from there.
If all else fail, there's always the military. It sucks, but it get's you experience that you can leverage once you get out.
>>752566887
I like your idea. I'll see how to improve those two fields. Thanks. Also, out of curiosity, what job out of all those was your favorite?
If you don't own your own home, and you're living month to month, you hardly any better than NEET.
>>752566890
Non-comedic example please. Also ted nugent doesn't count.
>>752560748
I can tell you how to make money, but there's no point since you won't listen to me. I've been replying to these threads for a decade, and in all that time not once, not a single time, have I felt like I didn't waste my time.
The fact is you're lazy. You COULD make money, but you won't.
>>752566929
What do you do for a living?
>>752567048
South Dakota. Yeah, I graduated. No, but I did commit a felony a month before graduation. Going through a prosecution deferral period until July, when it will be forgiven, and it will not be put on my criminal record. I have a truck of my own. The military has interested me, if it means they'll put me in the actual fight, guns blazing. But they don't take people with a lot of mental issues.
>>752567106
I worked Customer Support (Call Center) for Southwest Airlines. (Best job, I've ever landed)
>>752567229
nothing; currently in college, and sick to death of having SJW dogma preached at me
>>752567180
How do you know that? And no, I love working. Gives me something to do. And I'm pretty desperate for cash. What tips do you have, because I'm interested in what you have to say.
>>752567108
actually if you think about it, this can possibly be worse than NEET in some situations
>>752563162
>no one hires white males anymore
Are you retarded?
White men might be blamed for everything and discriminated against by colleges and the government, but we are still the most employable section of society, not because of some "privilege" bullshit, but because most of us work hard.
>>752567319
Bet the pay was good, wasn't it? Also, I get the pun.
Just get a haircut and dress differently, like everyone else had said already. Also i am guessing you are incredibly awkward in interviews, so just be relaxed, think about what they asked you and answer as well as you can
>>752567363
Ooooooh. So you're using it as camouflage. Lol. You gotta clarify, bro.
>>752567458
Shiiiiieeeeet
>>752567123
Another example is Joe Walsh. He describes himself as conservative activist. Why does Ted Nugent not count? I understand he's a fucking nutcase, but he matches the criteria.
>>752567476
Yeah, the pay was decent ($13.37/hr) Plus, perks like free flights. That was cool. .
>>752567458
We are the most employed section of society because we are still the majority of society. Also, regarding your graph, there are MANY unemployed whites who do not report it because taking welfare is looked down upon by most whites. Blacks and hispanics have zero problems with taking government money, for a variety of reasons which I won't get into here.
>>752567563
You're semi-correct. No reason to not improve though. I'll try that.
>>752567684
Did you ever use the flights? Like, maybe going to Thailand to bang the free sluts
>>752567638
blending in with the liberals
i walk among them and they do not suspect
that is until i open my mouth, then they can usually tell im not one of them. ive been thrown out of classes before.
>>752566705
Yet this whole thread is that employers
LOOK AT YOU
and somehow dont offer you a job?
2+2=4 FAGGOT
employers look at you and dont hire you.
they see a long haired snowflake, who dresses like a slacker, and has a "I got mental problems" spiel during the interview.
what they want to see is a clean cut looking person who seem energetic, wanting to enthusiastically go to work RIGHT NOW, and is eager to impress to get the job.
in other words, the opposite of the guy in the pic you posted, faggot.
>"b-b-but my long hair and attititude and dont give a fuck clothing makes me who I am.... why wont they hire me????"
>>752567298
If you've got a HS diploma, no record, and reliable transportation there really shouldn't be anything holding you back from getting a shit job.
South Dakota is a pretty bumblefuck state, the economy there was pretty hot when oil prices were high, I imagine it's struggling now that oil has come down, and they are laying off oil workers.
Do you have any friends family in a more economically active area that you can stay with for a couple months while you get your life together?
Where I live everywhere is hiring all the time. It's mostly shit jobs for shit pay, but you can make enough to get by. All the fast food places have "Hiring $10/hr" on their sign..
>>752567908
You're really misinterpreting everything, you dickweed. I don't mention EVERYTHING at interviews, you fucking bitch. Learn to not be a fucking idiot next time, strawman.
>>752566843
keep sucking your employers pp hoe ;)
>>752567740
>We are the most employed section of society because we are still the majority of society.
Do you not understand how percentages work?
>>752567415
I don't know why I'm doing this. I know exactly what the reaction will be. You'll either ignore me, or you'll reply with, "I'm not a nigger." I know this because it's the reaction I've gotten the last 20 times I've tried explaining this. Whatever. Here's my advice for you to shit on.
Learn how to hustle. Hustling is how you survive on the street. It requires creativity, initiative, and drive, and you won't get rich, but you can earn enough to survive. I've made a living by hustling for most of my life.
Hustling means making fast, sketchy deals on the grey market. It means always being on the lookout for opportunities where you can wedge yourself in as middleman and cut yourself a slice of the action. It means changing the way you think, so you're always seeing angles where you can make a quick buck. And since it means cutting someone else's grass, you can never go back to the well; you break off your piece, then move on before the cops or the tax man or bylaw enforcement catches you.
I'll give you a practical example. I keep an itinerant's license ($75 a year) so I can sell shit. I was in a department store and saw a whole bin of leather belts for 50 cents each in a clearance sale. I bought the whole bin, then sold them door to door for $5 apiece (3 for $10). That took a couple of days. Then I took the money I made from that and made a bulk purchase of incense from a wholesaler for 10 cents a pack. I went to the student ghetto and sold them for 50 cents a pack door to door, which was half what they'd pay in the dollar store. It took about three days to sell them all. In the space of 5 days I made enough to pay my rent for the month.
When I'm not hustling stuff like that, I have a squeegee and a bucket and wash windows for small businesses at $10 a pop. I hit an entire mini-mall and can make $100 in a few hours.
But you won't do any of this because you don't have the initiative. So go ahead, call me a nigger now.
>>752567663
Rockstars, and other celebrity artists don't count because
1) what they do for a living i don't consider to be work
2) becoming famous when your a teenager puts a permanent stopper on your mental growth, so you never grow out of the long hair, and stupid outfits, tattoos/piercings, and the "open to the suggestion of plastic surgery" phases.
>>752568072
>You're really misinterpreting everything
Yet I got a job, and get multiple job offers everytime I update my resume, faggot dickweed
remember, the problem is you.
thats why you are unemployed, a waste of human flesh, and unwanted, and a burden to society, faggot
>>752567908
This guy an asshole, but this part is right:
>what they want to see is a clean cut looking person who seem energetic, wanting to enthusiastically go to work RIGHT NOW, and is eager to impress to get the job.
You don't actually have to be this like this, but you have to pretend long enough to get the job.
>>752567996
Yeah. I think ND is the bigger oil state. I haven't really seen any oil rigs in my state at all, really. But you have a good point. I don't have a very good relationship with family mostly, and my friends are pretty much all in college.
>>752568276
Why so hostile?
Work all the time, make that chedda, and still cant get no fucky fucky?
>>752568276
Then give me advice without sounding an unlikable cock. You sound like that kid no one sat with at lunch, and now you just get mad at every single small thing.
>>752568098
In other words
"I'm unemployed cuz i'm woke, and i consider everyone who jas a job to be an oppressor, so i call u gay. Haha take that capitalists."
>>752568223
Actually, that's not all such bad advice. But yeah, I don't think I can do that, since my area isn't really like those other neighborhoods
>>752568223
I'm not the OP but how could you be called a nigger? None of that is nigger behavior.
You are basically buying low and selling high, except on an individual level. That is not niggery.
Niggery would be stealing the leather belts and incense and then trying to sell it.
>>752568245
You may not consider it work, but when you make cash from doing some sort of labor, it sounds like work. Many artists put a lot of effort and work into making their music, and they get paid for it. Plus, many of them don't always become famous as teenagers. What they want to choose as their image is really what they choose.
>>752568521
>Then give me advice without
I'm the guy who sizes up guys like you and makes sure we dont hire useless slackers at our studio
>>752568300
I guess I can pretend a bit more to sell it. I've pretty much been doing that the whole time, but I guess devoting more effort might help in that area.
>>752568872
>At our studio
Let me guess, you're the janitor, aren't you?
And how the fuck am I a slacker? You don't know my work ethic.
>>752560748
1 year 60 applications? Thats not that many. Ive turned in about 100 in the past 5 months and gotten 2 interviews in IT. No one wants to hire me. So I kinda get it.
>>752569030
I don't live in a big area. Population is about 3,500
>>752567853
What classes do you take with frankfurt professors?
>>752568650
I gave you just one example. See, this is what I mean. You have to change the way you think to be able to hustle. You look at your resources -- your skills, your possessions, your contacts -- and figure out how to leverage that into money.
For another example of what I mean, I knew a professional chemist at a janitorial supply house. He agreed to mix chemicals for me and give me the wholesale rate. I would fill a backpack with cleaning supply concentrates and then sell them to small businesses. These chemicals were much cheaper than buying off the shelf, and they couldn't get the wholesale rate without buying far more than they needed. I played the middleman, using my contact to squeeze myself in between wholesale and retail and cut myself a slice. I did that for two years until my chemist buddy died.
For another example, right now I do tarot readings on a little folding table on the street. It's not great money, but it's tax-free, I make my own hours, and it's not hard work to sit on a bench and smoke my pipe as I wait for punters.
You work backwards by making a list of everything you own, can do, and have access to, then putting the pieces together to work out a way to monetize it.
>>752568781
I dunno, but that's the usual reaction I get when I talk about hustling in /b/. Kids tell me I'm a nigger, that they don't do nigger work, and then ignore me while they look for ways to get a comfortable desk job making $80k a year which no longer exists.
>>752569005
Im the long time employed manager who makes hiring decisions, faggot.
and you are the ones we "refused". so I guess yes, janitor who throws away the refuse, I guess. and I guess that make you the "refuse" which is a synonym for trash/garbage (insert your name and picture here/dumpster)
You could always go to Africa and devote your life to helping the less fortunate
>>752569338
like AIDS taste tester
>>752568303
If you don't know anyone that you can stay with for a few months, you're going to be stuck where you are. It would probably be a good idea to eventually save up and move someplace with a better economy, but that's something to worry about in the future.
Right nwo you need to focus on getting any job you can. Employers dont want to hire someone with no work history, they are going to see that as a red flag that you are somehow unemployable (lazy, bad personality, etc.). If you have done anything (mowing lawns, odd jobs, etc) put that on your application as previous work experience. Use that to get a job, even if its not something you want to do. Once you have employment history, you'll have a better time finding a job you actually want.
Does your town have an employment office, or temp agency? These places can often place you into a position, if you're a good worker, these "temp" jobs can often become permanent, or at least get you some experience to put on future applications.
I got my current job through a temp agency. Started off at $10 an hour, no benefits. Got hired in after 3 months, and got benefits. I've been their a year and a half and now I'm making $12.50 an hour with another raise coming in January.
Once you get your foot in the door things get a lot easier. Just keep working hard, and you'll slowly move up.
>>752569338
They don't want you there. They have enough idiot Americans there telling them what to do.
>>752569326
Okay, Ludacris. Chill out. Honestly, you sound like a comic book villain.
>>752568872
>roleplaying NEET detected
>>752569005
>You don't know my work ethic.
your WORK ETHIC is UNEMPLOYED / UNEMPLOYABLE faggot
>>752562144
Cut your hair and stop being a fucking pussy
>>752569427
We don't have any temp agencies or employment offices here. But I can try the other stuff.
>>752569174
this term is ending, had anthropology and a mathematics course. next up is chemistry, another math course, and i start the foreign language requirements which will probably be spanish because i like in the USA and its infested with wetbacks who dont speak english
>>752569473
Jobs aren't really the only places where a work ethic is applied, you idiot. Chores, housework, yardwork, helping the community, volunteer organizations, etc. Next time, try not being a retard.
>>752569326
Okay, Trashman. You can stop roleplaying, now.
>>752568830
Okay, artists don't know what it's like to have to lay a shovel down, or do something you really don't want to do everyday. (inb4 couchcalls) hammering a nail or shoveling shit, to them, is a novelty experience, like going to one of those historically dated theme parks where you learn how life was in the old west. And as for anyone who got famous after the age of 25, how many of them do you see wearing studded leather jackets vests and rawhide hats. None because they outgrew that shit before they got famous.
>>752569680
>here a work ethic is applied
How much are those paying you, faggot???
burden to society pays well???
>>752560748
OP, have you gotten a ticket? Do you owe money? Your story sound off, had the same issue years ago, turns out I had an unpaid ticket and the state suspended my license WITHOUT notification. Also some states suspend licenses if you owe student loans. lastly, if you have a smartphone try Uber eats, you don't need a newish car for that.
>>752569821
Kurt Cobain was a janitor. Cyndi Lauper was cleaning dog kennels. David Bowie was a delivery boy. Freddie Mercury ran a stall at a market. Tyler the Creator worked at Starbucks. The list goes on, man.
>>752569631
Anthro doesn't surprise me, and enjoy spanish. You will ne surrounded by spics trying to score easy credits, and they will all be good little spic leftists who vote Democrat for their ethnocentric economic interests but will still call you a racist for being against them. But half of them will be gone 2 weeks into it, so there's that.
>>752569570
There's got to be some sort of office you can go to for help. I used to live in a Podunk town and we had a "chamber of commerce" that could point you to places that were hiring.
I know most places hire online these days, but I haven't had much luck with that. Talk to the people you know and see if their work is hiring. A good word from a current employee goes a long way. A lot of jobs are filled this way, and are never advertised as hiring at all.
Just trying to give you all the little tips I know, but I've got to go to bed. Best of luck to you anon. Keep trying, you'll get your start, and it'll get a lot easier from there.
This kind of stuff will get you money >>752568223 , but it doesn't build work history, or lead to anything bigger. Do it when you have to, but try and get a "real" job if you can.
>>752569880
Are you freaking retarded? If you volunteer, help the community, or help other people with work around the house, you aren't a burden. You might not always get paid, but you sure as fuck ain't a burden to society. You're donating your time and effort to help others. You should try it sometime. You might be able to get outside and probably get some friends or meet someone who doesn't think you're a weirdo.
>>752569880
You need help.
>>752570346
I can check around at our Chamber of Commerce. When I get back into town, I'll check it out.
>>752570305
WTF, faggot?
are you in the wrong thread???
/pol is over there faggot>>>>
or where you looking to post your pics in the traps thread and posted here accidentally???
>>752560748
Post your resume, OP
>>752570231
So they all had shot jobs that were a means to an end. That's an even bigger incentive to dress and act like an edgy child. If that was the only adult experience i ever had, i'd look at thr world like a pissed off teenager well into my 80s too.
cloud mine bitcoin fgt
https://hashflare.io/r/599E01CC-BONUSTHS
>>752562063
>>752569880
>>752570428
>You're donating your time
THAT AND $5 WILL GET YOU A FRAPPUCINO, UNEMPLOYED FAGGOT
>>752561812
Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car
>>752570556
I've never written a resume. Pretty much all the jobs out where I live don't require one. Pretty sure, and I could be wrong, that that's only for places that require some sort of degree. Like a teacher, lawyer, things like that. Again, I could be wrong.
>>752570549
Yeah. If i were a leftist la raza spic, i'd be pissed off at what i said too.
I'm a 47 year old business owner. Here's the deal. You are young but you appear to look unkempt with the hair. Not the 80s anymore. Long hair on a man these days seems a bit degenerate. My employees project an image for my business. I want my employees to look clean cut and sharp. If your hair means more to you than a paycheck, you can grow it down to your feet because you won't be getting a paycheck with that hair. Sell moonshine and offer blowjobs on Craigslist in exchange for money. Long hair is good for being a bitch.
>>752570800
>I could be wrong.
Of course you are wrong.
You do own a mirror, right faggot?
look there, for the root of your useless life problems, faggot
>>752570899
Seriously dude. Get some help.
>>752570839
>i'd be pissed off at what i said
as an educated american who can speak, read and write proper english, yes, I am pissed off at the words that came out of your mouth
ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>>752567298
You said the magic f word. Does it currently show in a background check? Are you mentioning it on the applications?
>>752570590
First you were complaining about them never having to have "real" jobs, but now you're mocking them for it, saying it made them think it was an incentive to act edgy (which most of them don't act like), and say they hate the world for it? Can I have some of those drugs you're on?
>>752571049
>Get some help.
I do need to hire help, yes.
but i reject the applicant in OPs picture, for OBVIOUS reasons, faggot
>>752567298
>Felony
There's your problem. If it's drug related, then you're fucked.
>>752571118
No. It doesn't show up, and I don't mention it, because I was never convicted.
>>752567298
>But they don't take people with a lot of mental issues.
SOCIETY and EMPLOYERS do not take people with a "lot" of mental issues.
>in b4 school shooting or employment office massacre
>>752571227
It's not.
>>752570869
>>752570800
Jesus, man. No wonder why Dairy Queen won't hire you. You need to at least have a resume, even if it's just school, volunteer work, and/or hobbies you're proud of. It gives a sense of your accomplishments and gives the interviewer things to ask about. Otherwise, you are like a black box where nobody at the company knows anything about you except for the fact that you show up unprepared.
>>752571438
stallone is unemployed too
>>752570705
At least you aren't being a leech, though. You're at least giving something to benefit society in some way.
>>752571544
But he isn't broke, unlike us.
>>752571491
Soooo, write a resume then?
>>752571637
though I suspect you do these volunteer "jobs" just because you wanna get out of the house because mom is such a bummer, complaining about your lazy useless faggoty ass moping around the basement all day
>>752570758
Was that English?
>>752569309
Yeah, that's what I thought. Wasted my time again. Fuck this shit. I'm done trying to teach lazy, whiny, stupid /b/tards how to survive.
>>752571860
Yes.
>>752570869
Well, I'm not looking to work in a fucking law firm, or anything. Fuck. I'm just looking for money that I can buy gas and Coca Cola with.
>>752571336
You know background checks can show when a person was arrested but not necessarily convicted of a crime.
>>752571826
I don't live with my mom for a lot of reasons. She and I don't even live in the same state.
>>752571733
>Taking more time to write this sob story of a thread than writing a basic resume to get an easy job
>>752572017
>Well, I'm not looking to work
/thread
>>752572066
Okay, wish I had known that
>>752571066
I'd(hypotherically) be pissed off at what I(literally) said too.
Further broken down:
If i were a dumb indian religion believing spic who thought he was a member of some sort of inca/aztec master race (even though the reality is that spics are the mut result of glorious european explorative conquest.) I would be furious that somone had something negative to say about my "race." Not to mentio if it were what I (>>752570305) actually said.
Sorry for any grammatical errors, but since, i assume you're not a robot and conversation is 80% understanding, there shouldn't be any more issues on your end. Unless of course you're a grammar nazi in which case, pic sort of related.
>>752572139
I don't know how to write a resume. Again, asking for tips and advice, not your two-sense on how well-written a thread is.
Write a resume about your hair.
>>752572182
I'm looking for a shit/low-tier job. Not the fucking President of the World Health Organization.
>>752572182
>cherry picking posts
>>752572397
I should. I'd fucking do that. Hell, I'd have it laminated.
>>752572212
>tl:dr
>>752572207
Look into it. Folks are trashing you left and right but realistically your arrest report is probably getting flagged.
>>752572533
So, you think that may be the main reason?
>>752572315
>how to write a resume
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sample+resume+for+entry+level+job
>>752562025
Then why do you look like you only eat hairy pussy? Employers are fascist before capitalist you need to BRAND YOURSELF OP go on YouTube type that in and git gud on bringing your strengths to your surface whatever they are. Assume the job is already yours and you'll answer all of their questions a lot better than if you are busy trying to say what you think they want to hear and for GOD'S SAKE EXAGGERATE YOURSELF a little
>>752572315
>Too dumb to use Google
>>752572612
Like stains on a mattress.
>>752572612
>So, you think that may be the main reason?
NO, this is the main reason, faggot
<<<<<
>>752572700
Thank you
>>752572825
>>752572804
Nobody is going to hire someone who looks like they will rob the place. Haircut do it now.
>>752572496
Gee 6 sentences. I'd have to be craze to think anyone would read 6 whole sentences. When you said "educated" did you mean special education?
>>752560748
if you are living in the USA then check your self in to a crazy house for a week or two then apply for disability. you probably wont get any chicks but you will always have money.
>>752572612
Man the stats say 90-something% of employers are running background checks now. They’re so cheap to do now so why not. You’re in a state that doesn’t offer any additional privacy protections other than federal law for potential employees from employers. So yea it’s a real possibility.
>>752572929
tf;dr
too faggoty, didnt read
>>752572825
Nigger, I had a co-worker who looked similar to this, your argument is invalid, you mong.
>>752573026
>I had a co-worker who looked similar to this,
the special ed employment center?
was he wearing a bicycle helmet indoors?
>>752565046
>>752560748
move. Join a commune. join an intentional community. carve your own path.
stop thinking that societies expectation of you is all there is to life.
>>752573006
Morleik
>i'm crying. Can't read through my bitch tears.
Stay mad, Jose
>>752573226
>Join a cult
FTFY, faggot
>>752572917
Excellent retort. Only further proves that you're dumb.
What's the next thread going to be, OP?
>I got a call back from the employer but idk how to answer my phone except to use 4chan HELP
>I got the job but idk where it is lol can you help me read map?
>I just got fired for dropping my hat in the fryer. Does this mean I still get a paycheck?
>>752573169
You're probably unemployed as well, aren't you.
>>752572496
this is too long for you? do you have ADHD or something? whats wrong with you?
>>752573373
ts: dr
too stupid didnt read
>>752572825
>>752572711
>>752570869
>>752569511
>>752567908
>>752564681
>>752564357
>>752563689
>>752562950
>>752561961
Guys, do I need to fucking say it again? Are you guys not even paying attention, or are you guys just retarded? I'll say it again. This is an older picture. I never updated it. This picture is from a little over a year ago. My hair isn't even half the length it is in the picture. Fucks' sake.
>>752565046
>>752573523
oh, that makes since. you're too stupid so you didn't read.
>>752573536
dude, you keep thinking hair.
its the face, the posture, the wardrobe, and the stupid expression. its the whole pathetically faggoty useless package that makes you a pariah
>>752573329
How does any of your made-up fantasies and that retort share anything in common? You sound like a fucking middle-school fag.
>>752573641
now that is a good retort, faggot
>>752573536
Welcome to /b/, mang. Where everywhere you look, there's an edgy faggot who just can't wait to conjure up these dumbass vacuous posts either because of jealousy or envious of one another.
Realistically, I think the problem is you have a felony on your record somewhere that can be still picked up by a background check, probably federal.
>>752573731
>Realistically, I think the problem is
NO.
we must reiterate!
<<<< THIS, is the whole problem
>>752573814
and this is why /b/ is about as high quality as a leaky septic tank.
>>752573653
So I need to change all of that? Fuck, this is harder than I thought. Most people I know who have jobs barely even look, let alone, act professional in their jobs. If I can't get a job by just trying again and again, how do I know that they'll hire me if I change all that? I've tried having shorter hair, getting better info in my applications, better clothes, etc. but it never works. What did you do for your application/interview that you think helped you get the job?
Go to San Francisco. Gay bar washroom attendants that are young make huge tips. Just hand out steamed towels, cologne, and mints. If you don't mind men flirting with you, you will make a lot of cash.
>>752573979
>how?
by not having a felony.
>>752573814
Using the same reason over and over isn't making you anymore right, you faggot. And again, because no one seems to listen, that is an old picture. It's over a year old now.
>>752573731
But it's being let go. I don't think it's supposed to stay on my record. My lawyer and I talked it through with the judge.
>>752573979
>So I need to change all of that?
OK faggot, keep arguing.
so how is the job search going again, using your own advice and attitude?
>Oh yeah, burden to society
>>752574199
Yeah well, they don't always follow up on what they tell you. Like how if you got caught growing weed, then 10 years later, that shit still on your record even though it is no longer relevant.
>>752574334
I thought the statute of limitations is less than 10 years for weed
>>752574267
If you aren't going to help out, then go fuck yourself
>>752573699
Even someone who sounds like a fucking middle-school fag can get a job and you can't. Just an hero. You're not ready to be an adult
>>752574626
You don't know me in real life, you stupid cocksucker
>>752574822
>cocksucker
Hey OP, cock sucking pays at least $10 per.
I pay $11 if you swallow
>>752560748
Alright anon i once used to be in your shoes. Most people are hard on you because society makes them think that no job or anything makes you a loser, tough shit people are stupid and close minded. Especially here on 4chan.
Your young and this is only a temporary problem for you. Rejections hurt but remember it is not a reflection of you, you are not a failure.
First if you havent yet anon, get a nice charming haircut. Put yourself in the interviewers shoes and think " would i hire this guy". If the answer is no, see what you can imporove on.
To get hired like an employer,you must think like an employer. They expect a presentable appearance. Nice haircut, Proffesional clothes when you go apply (nice button up shirt) and a professional attitude. Leave the cussing and slang at home.
Secondly be patient, its a process. Apply everywhere, Now anon you know what you need to do. Please dont stress yourself and make us proud
>>752575055
Well, I may be unemployed, but at least I ain't gay
>>752575297
You know what, I'm screencapping this response. Thanks man. It means a lot.
>>752574529
Depends on state.. i think.. idk, not lawyer enough for this shit :l
>>752575055
>>752575297
I'd say that looks pretty good
>>752575555
>quads confirm
fuck you and your fancy "truck" im prettty much in the same boat exceot o vehicle, just keep aty it hiomie, worst case scenario you can get a vehicle job
>>752575931
It's a truck dude. They aren't "fancy." I just drive it.
>>752575055
>swallow for a 1$ pay bump
You know, accusing op of being a faggot isn't gonna make you any less jewish, right?
>>752576319
isn't it up around $50? usually?
>>752561812
Nigga due ur hair blonde or brown. Black looks wierd. Then dress better. Try polo shirts and khaki pants. Looks much more professional.
>>752576415
My hair is naturally brown. It's mostly back to normal, but I had a phase where I dyed my hair black. I tried blonde, but it came out as yellow with red on top. If I had the picture, I'd post it. But I'll check for some better clothes.
>>752576368
I don't know. I don't suck cock for money, but a dollar bump in pay just seems jewish, and minimum wage for cock sucking seems really jewish.
>>752576613
Also don't sweat it too much. You're 19 there still time to find a job. Plz don't kys.
>>752576844
>Plz kys.
ftfy op
>>752576844
Thanks. I won't. At least, not for my unemployment.
OP here again. Well, everyone, thanks for the useful advice. I'm going to go now. Probably going to go on YouTube for the remainder of the night and watch a bald black dude react to random videos. Twizzums.
>>752577446
peace out anon, and if you ever need anyone to ask again i will be here. I believe in you
