How are you f-feeling today, Anonymous?
Something g-got you down? N-need help with anything? I've g-got everything from kind words and warm buttery hugs t-to help s-sorting out advanced neuropsychophamacological problems
So don't suffer in silence, okay?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08ab4LhbAKy
Hey, Alice. I love you.
What's with the stutter?
>>752548272
I d-don't know what you mean <4
>>752548266
Love you t-twice as much~
>>752548175
>the absolute state of attention whores
>>752548272
WHAT'S WITH THE FACE, JACKASS
GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT
>>752548175
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dude... f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-off.
>>752548315
It's rather fucking annoying. Makes reading your shit more difficult and is also twee beyond belief. Just fucking stop it.
>>752548175
i wanna fug this girl but she doesnt love herself and neither do I but I love her and I dont know what to do
>>752548175
can i get a hug?
>>752548315
>Love you t-twice as much~
You can't possibly.
Stripes! I love it! Very classy.
>>752548317
S-sorry, not an attention whore <4 T-try harder.
>>752548368
No thank you <4
>>752548385
S-sorry, I can't do that <4
>>752548398
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* Huguu~
>>752548333
relax faggot
How do I give a fuck
>>752548175
Hey Alice! In a couple days I’m going to be hanging out with someone, this is the first time in many months that I have left my house for anything other than class or work. Any tips on how to not be autistic and scare her away?
>>752548390
*blinks slowly* M-maybe you should work on yourself b-before forming a relationship? Just a t-thought.
>>752548405
I'm Alice <4
>>752548421
R-right? But not striped stockings though.
>>752548175
-hugs Alice and brings her tea, hoping her thread is a success-
Tits or GTFO
>>752548175
To be honest I'm feeling pretty bad, Alice. I've been trying to help everyone in my life for years and nobody ever takes my advice/listens until someone else says it to them, they then act as if I had never said it to them before and call me an asshole when I bring it up.
Also I've been having issues with my parents, they care more about their tv shows than they do for me and my sister at this point and it's really depressing.
Was playing Terraria with a friend, then they asked me to teleport to them. They were deep in lava and I died. After that happened, I just didn't do anything for 5 minutes, then I went on my phone and played a bit, then I came back and I went alone to kill some boss without saying a single word. They repeatedly tried to make contact with me, but I didn't say a word. They left 5 minutes ago and I'm sitting here with my minishark, still confused.
>>752548390
BE A MAN AND SHOW HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU, ANON
LET THAT GIRL KNOW SHE IS LOVED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY, ASSURE HER THAT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT SHE MEANS A LOT TO YOU
>>752548175
I'm suicidal. I've let my depression get the better of me for too long now and have let a lot of relationships fizzle out, family included, and I know there is no one to blame but myself for that. I'm basically a recluse. I have shut everyone out for so long now I don't feel like I'm able to fix any of the relationships that I've let fade away because of my stupid inability to be responsible and I hate myself for it. I often dream of what it would be like to just, walk off a tall building and free fall to the ground below, and usually I find a reason to stay. Not today.
>>752548175
nice tiddies alice c:
>>752548533
I'm here for you. Tell me how to help. <4
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jp17j438rj
>>752548494
Oh no, only I can wear those. Striped shirts are also kinda my thing... me and sissy ma~atch, me and sissy ma~atch~
>>752548494
just show your striped tights already
>>752548175
>I've g-got everything from kind words and warm buttery hugs t-to help s-sorting out advanced neuropsychophamacological problems
How about a warm buttery blowjob?
>>752548175
Funny Voice Request: "Hi and welcome back to cooking with Alice 3D on the Cooking Network. Today I'm going to get fired for making jokes about the kikes that own this network, but first I'm going to show you how to make a kosher meal for your Jewish guests out of human feces."
>>752548421
>>752548494
stripped sockings would kill me please do not
>>752548447
THERE'S NO TIME TO RELAX, BRRRROOTHER
>>752548463
W-what do you mean? Tell me more <4
>>752548484
J-just relax and treat her the same as you w-would anyone else that you aren't q-quite close friends with but are more than acquaintances with!
>>752548521
I'll d-do neither thank you <4
>>752548539
T-that sounds uhh....t-that sounds like a weird thing to do, Anonymous.
>>752548581
Thanks?
>>752548463
GIVE A PENNY TAKE A PENNY, SON
NOTHING IS GONNA JUMP OUT AT YOU AND DEMAND YOUR FOCUS
GO OUT THERE AND FIND SOMETHING TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT
>>752548634
bost a picture reimu
>>752548591
you sound kinda tired in that voacroo alice
you should get some rest
Alice im lonely.
Im forever single. After a few disasterous relationships in highschool/my teen years, I am too broken internally to seek out love.
I also have few friends. After 4 years of college, I literally havent made a single friend. I graduate in 2 weeks. Is there something wrong with me? Why dont people like me? Why cant I form relationshios with others? pls help
>>752548175
How long have you been doing this, Alice?
>>752548819
That's just what Alice sounds like.
>>752548557
Fuck that. There's a really big thing to blame besides yourself: Your god damn depression!
Look, I won't pretend I'm some expert on your life. It's your life, you know it best. But I know depression. I'm suicidal basically constantly, and I feel you buddy, I feel you. Every day is a constant uphill battle to fight demons you never asked for, ones you don't deserve. I get it.
But what you need to realize is...you aren't always going to have a reason to stay. You gotta build your own reasons, you gotta reach out, seek help, and refuse to back down from this awful terrible fight you are in.
If you are on an ocean with no wind, it's sure as hell easy to want to give up. But keep rowing. You'll find land eventually. If you ever feel like it's too much, contact me: [email protected]
If no one else is, I'll be your reason. And you be mine too, okay?
>>752548557
>>752548700
help? :/
>>752548634
oh lord
>>752548557
You can fix them. In fact, I'm sure everyone is expecting you, waiting for you, wanting you to come back. Don't blame yourself. Shit happens.
>>752548634
D-do I need to download you Kuroko pictures?
>>752548637
I t-think that would cause an infection.
>>752548635
S-sorry, I don't have those.
>>752548646
Uhm, I d-don't do requests....
>>752548591
I really don't know anymore, I always have an answer for everything and I think that drives people away, the fact that I'm always right(Numerous times I have made calls on things far beyond it actually happens and it plays out exactly as I see it)
How do I go about making my parents actually care/listen to my sister and I again? It hurts me but I honestly care more for how they act to my sister since it actually has an effect on her emotions where for me it just feels like I'm losing them.
>I feel like I know what to do and it will probably work but I'm having doubts, a friend of mine says it won't go the way I want it to based on his own experience with his parents but also admits to what I was thinking in that people are different and I know my own parents more than he does
>>752548819
I'll b-be sleeping soundly tonight f-for sure.
>>752548843
Hey. Look here, okay? Right here in my eyes.
You matter. Don't talk like you don't. Don't talk like you are some mangled wreck, beyond repair. You matter, I like you, and there is nothing wrong with you that can't be fixed.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cbmq5DMGTP
why would anyone volunteer to do smth like this
>>752548888
Almost s-seven years!
>>752548979
I b-beat you by twenty seconds darling <4
>>752548637
$50
>>752548843
Well I don't think there's anything wrong with you. I just don't think you've found who you're looking for. Focusing on yourself and charging through your school career has been quite taxing as it is and as you build your adult life you'll begin to realize the opportunities have only just begun.
>>752548953
what if Im so tired and weary i don't want to continue on? im exhausted every day and i am seriously struggling with my emotions and how I react to situations and stress. I hate myself because I push people away or annoy them with how clingy and jealous i can get. it's disgusting and I hate myself every minute of every day because I can't just get my fucking shit together.
>>752548557
Anon this doesn't sound like you talking it sounds like depression is. I'm in a slump right now too but each and everyone one of us has someone great inside and sometimes we get depressed so it gets buried very deep inside us. Don't let depression win, please fight it and take control of your life. Nobody gets to live your life except you and you have to make it great, each of us fights with that struggle(sure some have it easier than others but we all have our battles no matter what)
Alice how do i get over my ex? I am forced to see her regularly because of reasons
>>752549101
H-have you tried talking to them? W-what did they say?
>>752549171
B-because someones gotta do it.
I'm sorry Alice! Somebody else posted in your thread yesterday taking voice requests and I thought it was you, but it wasn't.
>>752549341
Just keep living your life and try not to think about the past.
Reminders will obviously make that task more difficult but it's not impossible.
>>752549253
Then you go to a fucking doctor.
I take ketamine. I've been through every antidepressant we have, and a few that aren't technically approved. It took half a decade and a dozen doctors, but I now take ketamine and while it doesn't fix everything, it makes things bearable.
ECT, antidepressants, therapy, group, journaling, scheduling, you do it all. You put the time in because your life matters.
If you hate what you do, get a therapist and work to change it. Everyone needs a hand sometimes dear <4
>>752548175
I have an arrangement with a qt at the gym tomorrow, how do I not come across like a sperg?
>>752548175
show feminine penis
>>752549101
Have you ever thought it best to hold your tongue? Having an answer for everything and being Mr. Right can always play a sour note in peoples' minds, even if you ARE right. It's unfortunate to see to the failures and tragedies of others, but you cannot hold yourself responsible for them.
Your parents have aged beyond growing and have set their minds in such a way that it would be difficult to change them. If they aren't hearing you, do what you can to advise your siblings out of the situation. Sometimes an empty nest is just what parents need to help them realize just how much they love their children.
>>752549341
W-what are the reasons?
>>752549388
No p-problem <4
>>752549498
Just t-treat her like she's anyone else. Why w-would you treat her any different than a close acquaintance?
She's a woman. Not a strange alien life form. Relax. You'll do fine.
>>752549518
Don't have one <4
>>752549498
Don't try so hard.
>>752549388
>>752549041
Would you still love me if I was Kuroko instead of Reimu?
>>752549036
Teehee.
>>752549680
Of c-course <4 Is it even a q-question?
Stuttering on a Q, add that to the list of things not to do.
>>752549341
Being forced to see her often is a real pain, no doubt about that... is it possible to bring people with you? Close friends?
>>752549388
That was probably Revy!
>>752549680
Don't do that... not again aaaaaaaaa
>>752548521
You know the rules bitch....
>>752549627
Nah the thing is, we mentioned it casually wednesday and we haven't talked about it since. How do I approach her tomorrow, what if I haven't heard anything from her an hour beforehand. Ball's in her court so to speak
>>752549297
Im so tired of fighting. I just can't do it anymore. I've fought time and time again only to fall back into this place that I've grown so used to. What's the point of fighting a losing battle? I's not like I'm ever gonna "win". I'm alone, a lot.
>>752549497
yeah but my life doesn't matter. like, im pretty sure if my life mattered in any sense or semblance of the word i wouldn't be in this situation.
>>752549680
reimu pls >>752548750
>>752549760
>>752549680
Hallo luvs
Just stopping by.
>>752549620
so it's a masculine penis then? go ahead and show that.
>>752549846
It m-matters to me, Anonymous. *wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes from behind, resting her head in the small of your back*
After all, you are my dear sweet Anonymous.
So even if you don't value yourself, I value you.
![janicemuppet[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2EffyF2.jpg "janicemuppet[1].jpg")
Okay, question. Is the image of Janis from the muppet show hanging on the cross like Jesus funny?
>>752549371
They usually just listen and act interested but never remember it the next day/care. It all just seems like an act. There was one time where I had a great idea on how to save my dad time and money while he could also have a little fun and he got really angry and told me he didn't have time to listen to me, that he was too tired from work and didn't care.
>>752549593
I know that to be true, I realize that many years again and try to every now and then but it never makes a difference.
>I have tried to kill myself several times in the past, stopped my heart a few times in it when I was VERY young
>later in life as a teen I told them I was planning on killing myself and all they could do was try to guilt trip me on how they would feel
>>752549846
The fact that you view it as a losing battle goes to show how far depression has pulled on you. I don't have the right answer for you but all I want to throw in is to never give up.
>>752548175
Alice! Just here to tell you you're awesome. I haven't seen you here in a minute.
>>752549824
Well are you just working out tomorrow? I think a "hey, hows it going? ready?" is sufficient if so...
Just give her a heads up like 90 minutes beforehand that you'll be there at [x] time
Let it go after that
If she doesn't show, bummer, but don't slam her with texts
>>752549922
*waves* H-hey there, how was overwatch <4
>>752549924
All I h-have is a vagina, sorry <4
>>752549989
Then m-maybe you should demand family counseling. It s-sounds like it could help.
>>752549993
H-hey kiddo! H-how are you doing?
>>752548175
long day of work and finals are stressing me out
>>752549977
that sounds terrifying
>>752550104
*sits in your lap and pulls a blanket over both of us, smiling* S-sounds like you need some warm and cozy Alice cuddows then~
Don't worry about your finals. Study what you can, get a good nights sleep, and eat a big breakfast! You'll do fine, I believe in you~
>>752550065
Frustrating! (not all the matches though)
Slow night it seems E>
>>752550065
will you give me a reach around?
>>752550065
I feel as though I already know how that will play out, though I won't know until I try. This is my theory on it though, my dad will argue that he doesn't have time to do it and my mother will feel as though I'm trying to emotionally attack her as she already goes to counseling over a car accident she was in earlier this year(they told her she has PTSD, she was completely afraid to get inside a car again and drive so I had to drive her around for months, she always felt sorry for me and said how she was wasting my time but I always assured her that I was glad to help her out anytime she needed me and that it wasn't a waste of time at all)
>>752548175
Hello :3
I'll take a hug please
op is a f-f-f-f-fag
>>752550226
W-welcome to the new "fast": this is way better than last night.
>>752550257
S-sorry dear, I don't provide after care <4
>>752550215
will you cuddle my penis too? it's cold.
>>752548175
Does your mother know that her son wears her clothes and takes pictures in her beautiful kitchen?
>>752550279
You've g-got to just keep pushing dear. I know it's n-not some miracle solution, but if you f-feel used and abused...you gotta demand change.
>>752550280
*hugs gently* <4
>>752550215
you may believe but I don't prob going to have to retake. wasting allot of money already
>>752549989
>There was one time where I had a great idea on how to save my dad time and money while he could also have a little fun and he got really angry and told me he didn't have time to listen to me, that he was too tired from work and didn't care.
Did he ask you for that idea/your opinion? Because constantly volunteering answers that nobody asked for is a good way to make people not like you. Constantly trying to prove how smart/right you are can quickly get annoying.
>>752550037
I was going to go anyways butmaybe later than she suggested, she mentioned 'oh I don't have class till whatever hour (can't remember) let's go together'. So I can't remember the exact time but it was a little past noon. Last message I sent was from me, so what do tomorrow? Text at noon, as you said, to be sure or leave as be?
>>752549989
>>752549971
You act like it's not a losing battle. I can't even bring myself to fucking take a shower some days because it's like "why the fuck am I even leaving this bed? I'm not going to impress anyone, or make them happy. If anything I'll disappoint them"
I know it's fucked, and im fucked because of how far down I am. I can't fucking climb back up for the life of me. I dont know that I even want to because I don't want to ever feel like this again, so if I never get better i'll never have to fall this far again.
>>752550326
Sorry d-dear, I don't provide aftercare <4
>>752550330
G-given I'm a biological woman, and t-this is my apartments kitchen, I'm going w-with "My mother support me fully and is in this thread right now" <4
>>752550383
What is t-the subject?
>>752549209
Then it was likely you.
I had been nervous about returning to college years later, as anxiety fucked up my first run. It felt like I was a complete abnormality in my mid-20s, surrounded by kids. I do not remember what you said to dispel my worries, but it was the first tiny domino in a series of events that ended with me graduating with a 4.0 and obtaining my dream job.
Thank you for being kind.
>>752549922
hi qt
>>752549977
uhh
>>752549989
Your parents unfortunately are not the best psychiatric care you can have and I would suggest you seek some help even now to hope reconcile some of those shortcomings...
I don't want to say to give up but I'm not going to ask you to put yourself and your siblings through more pain against something you are not equipped to deal with.
Your parents will always be your seniors but they are not always your caretakers.
Perhaps they too, should seek counseling. Or possibly even as a group... trying to ask them to participate may be difficult but I suggest you at least bring it up!
>>752550128
What if she's smiling with her head tilted int hat valley girl way?
>>752549775
No, it was Louise.
alice forgot the tea tonight. what a fuck up.
>>752550408
Text at noon as a follow up. Not all double-texts are spergy, especially when it's trying to coordinate shit
>>752550599
it's not monday, wednesday or friday so no she didn't. you're just a faggot who can't read a schedule
>>752550420
*smiles softly and closes her eyes* I failed out of college the first time because I didn't go to my finals. I had A's right up until the finals, every time. Then I just didn't go. I'd stay in bed and sleep and wait for it to be time to move out or go home.
I know how you feel, Anonymous. I know it feels like a losing battle, just a struggle to even get up and do anything. I know that, my friend.
That doesn't mean it isn't worth the effort. It doesn't mean you are a disappointment. It doesn't mean you aren't worth anything. It means you have a problem you need to address.
It's like a broken arm Anonymous; you gotta get a cast. You gotta get help. Your university probably has counceling and therapists available; that's a great place to start. It certainly helped me.
*extends her hand* Come on. I'll help pull you back up. You just gotta believe you are worth it. Don't leave me hangin' <4
>>752550462
!!!
>>752550569
bruh nah don't even
that shit creeps me out
>>752550535
Oh! Nice.
>>752550462
*smiles* I'm g-glad to have helped.
>>752550645
tea is every day, nigger. now quit sticking up for this tranny who doesn't even have the goddamn courtesy to give a reach around.
>>752550612
Hey bird-brain. Are you Alice's mom? Or husband or what? Y'all are always in these threads together.
>>752550460
some info technology bullshit
>>752548175
>neuropsychophamacoLOGical
>>752550755
just a whiteknight
>>752550612
>Text at noon as a follow up. Not all double-texts are spergy, especially when it's trying to coordinate shit
Thanks, but I have a hard time comming across as assertive, + it wouldn't be the first time I have to take initiative with her (sometimes not as fruitfull might I add), that's why I'm overthinking alot.
>>752550599
It's n-not a therapy tea thread d-dear.
Here's my schedule <4
>>752550692
*takes your hand* I need help. Do you have any idea how to ease this depression a bit? even blunting it for now until I can see someone. I know it's going to take more than a night. I just don't know that I'll make it through.
>>752550755
No, I'm just fucking retarded lol.
see
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>>752550867
>>752550363
I often times think of leaving everything behind and joining the military, I know my way around guns and feel I would do very well as anything they throw at me(grew up learning to be a mechanic so if I was non-combat I should do fine)
>>752550406
No but he has complained about the money he makes and the time it takes to do things, I guess you're right that I did offer a solution without being asked but it seemed as if he was really trying to ask for my thoughts on it all.
tfw made my wealth through being like this and I don't even care about it anymore
>>752550420
It sounds like you care too much about what other people will think of you or your actions. The biggest thing about focusing on yourself is tuning out others thoughts on things like that.
As said before I don't know the correct way to go about this but one thing I would try is focusing on a hobby of yours and trying to find joy in life again.
>>752550465
I was considering calling a 'family meeting' as it is something I feel we very much need but finding the time will be hard as someone is usually always working or 'booked' on time doing something else.
>>752550740
I'm n-not a tranny, and tea is n-not every day.
>>752550788
Oh m-my, I'm a p-programmer! M-maybe I can help!
>>752550835
You got both my threads! Such dedication!
>>752550740
No its not, you fucking moron. If you look back on any TUESDAY OR THURSDAY thread you'll see there is NO tea because it's NOT Therapy Tea.
>>752550989
wow what a faggot
>>752550884
Make it a statement, not a question
Don't ask if she will be there by [x] time, TELL her that YOU are going to be there at [x] time
>>752550957
As I thought...
My suggestion stands but it's in your hands.
>>752551010
>>752550957
>I guess you're right that I did offer a solution without being asked but it seemed as if he was really trying to ask for my thoughts on it all.
The next time it happens, if it happens again, ask him if he wants your opinion or if he's just venting.
>>752548175
My problem is you Alice
Fucking KILL YOURSELF
Get off my board reeee
>>752551056
>mature
>posting BVB
yea ok buddy
>>752550910
Y-yes, many ways!
Two supplements that can help take the edge off: 5-HTP and L-DOPA, available at your local drug store.
Make a schedule where you get up and do specific things, even as simple as walking outside or taking a shower, and STICK TO IT. You need good routines and habits to get you out of this!
Look for clubs and stuff at school to hang out with people at. Even something as stupid as watching anime with people. Just being NEAR people and having SOME form of interaction will help.
And as always, you can contact me at any time through email: [email protected]
>>752550971
>look back
do you realize where you are?
>>752548175
It really bugs me Alice
But how can manlets under 6ft tall even compete with us taller folk?
>>752550718
I see. Thanks for the feedback! Why does it creep you out?
>>752551132
newfag detected, doesn't know about archives
>>752551070
That does seem like the right way to go about things, thank you, I'll be sure to.
>>752551107
>>752551188
he looks like a really smug lesbian
>>752550896
Oh, you have an opening on Saturday and Sunday. Cant we schedule a 1st base make out session, Alice? ;)
>>752550957
I m-mean, I think if you w-want to join the military, it should b-be for the right reason. Not to escape.
>>752549497
Do you use ketamine? Can you explain how much and how often?
>>752550989
*giggles* You are alright, LOG guy <4
>>752551103
S-sorry dear, but when did you think you w-were in control?
>>752551170
>reads archives instead of screen caps
>calls me a newfag
>>752551116
I have trust issues. I don't like being around people in person. But I will try.
I'm REALLY going to need to see some tits.
Please!
>>752551103
>my board
>probably been here since 2014 or some shit
>>752551162
It's taking what would supposedly be a serious issue and mixing in a variety of different emotions...
>>752551051
>Make it a statement, not a question
Thanks a bunch, it's these things I need to hear. If you've got time, please give more advice.
>>752551147
B-by being scrapier <4
>>752551233
No t-thank you <4
>>752551240
I am administered it twice a m-month by a licensed doctor <4 It's a f-fast acting antidepressant.
Is this like when Josh pretended to be an old lady to help kids at his school?
Do you think there's a point where it's just not possible to fight your way back? I'm not talking some Lady Macbeth bullshit where you justify your evil with laziness and knowledge you won't and should not escape accountability. I mean unfortunate consequences of complacency, lost years, and now a bleak vision of the future. I don't feel like the fight is worth it right now and I just want to succumb.
>>752551237
I've wanted to join the military since I was 12 and have about it the same way I have since then.
Recruiters always come by trying to get me to sign anyway, guessing they caught on to how I was in school and see me as a good asset.
>or someone who is just willing to and is more cash
>>752548175
I hate going to work, and it's not just my job, I just hate going somewhere 8 hours every day to do something I'm not interested in. How do I change my attitude?
>>752551329
Only w-way to get over them is to p-put yourself out there, Anonymous! All I ask is that you try, okay?
I just arrived could I have a high five (I haven’t had human contact in months)
Hey alice, where do you stream?
>>752551284
Oh yes, I'm sorry, i was only referring to MULTIPLE THREADS not just ONE. Silly me. How could I of been so stupid as to think this newfag actually knows anything about my /b/!
>>752551349
I got u fam
>>752551359
Well what are your intentions with her? Obviously you're going to be working out as a first meeting, but you've got to have a gameplan in mind
>>752551386
No. I believe even if you are 80 years old, you've still got something to fight for.
>>752551103
That's not very nice, Anon.
>>752551398
Figure out how to make money doing something you like, and pursue that. Start seeing your other job as just a means to get there.
>>752551398
I m-mean....that s-sounds pretty typical Anonymous. Why is t-that a problem?
>>752551430
Twitch: CeltyPlays <4
>>752551429
High five!
>
>>752548175
>Some black dude make'd a joke about white >people that don't have rythm and can't dance.
>I make'd a joke about black people stealing >bike's.
>Both jokes are related to somewhat the truth.
>Most white people don't have a 'feel' for rythm >compared to blacks.
>And most blacks are more likely to steal >something compared to white's.
>They considert my joke racist and a atack on >black people.
>This Red pilled me into the fact that no racism >on the internet actualy means.
>'Only racism against white's and asians >allowed'
>what are your thoughts on this matter Alice?
>>752551464
Thanks fam. Now I just need to see OP's tits and my night will be complete.
Today is my birthday, can you say something nice?
>>752551374
uhh, what?
>>752551386
You can be worn down, but vigilance and hard work always pays off. Results are rarely immediate, and it is those immediate rewards that distract you from your true goals.
>>752551463
>my /b/
i stand corrected. you're not a newfag. you're cancer.
>>752551366
Is it sick to actually feel like I not alone when you show up? It feels wrong to lean so much on you
>>752551472
If I do give up though, can I leave my estate to your patreon? Nano deserves a Vicuna-lined dog bed. Unless she has one already.
>>752551583
in another few hours the sun will rise!
>>752551540
I d-don't know that either of us has s-sufficient studies to prove either point. Gonna just leave it at that.
>>752551594
*yawn* You're boring, Move along!
>>752551526
My life is complete
>>752551540
>make’d
>kek
>>752551540
I'm white and make jokes to my black friends about them stealing bikes and liking fried chicken
They laugh. You just aren't cool enough, anon.
>>752551552
W-won't be happening <4
>>752551599
You aren't alone d-dear <4 We're here for each other, are w-we not?
>>752551616
*blinks slowly* I d-don't really have a need for a semen stained waifu pillow and a s-set of wookie ear muffs.
>>752548175
c-c-ould y-you sit on m-my face pls :3
>>752551552
ayyyyyyy
>>752551583
You're more beautiful than that ass tbh
>>752551639
You should have been in bed!!
>>752548175
I don't usually reply to Alice because I don't want to even bother contributing to the threads.
I was fine until I saw this and now I have a headache.
Can someone please explain the appeal of this?
I'm not trying to be a dick; I don't really care what Alice does, but how does this appeal to people?
Please explain.
>>752551464
>first meeting
Not at all, I've known her for years. Things have just gone a little stale between us as we've been going to different uni's for some years. Wednesday I saw her again in a very long time. Conversations before that were almost always via text or fb and the odd come across.
>>752548175
I could use some kind words if you have any left...
>>752551776
*Tea voice* I can't believe I showed you my feet!
>>752551599
Could be worse. You could be like me and feel alone whether Alice is here or not.
>>752551744
Horray~ All c-coasting from here!
>>752551794
I h-help people. Some people n-need help.
Seems straightforward to me?
>>752551749
But it's a Twilight Sparkle pillow signed by Tara Strong! That's going to go for cash on Ebay.
Also thank you for the chuckle.
>>752551794
I hate Alice too
DIE ALICE
>>752551886
I d-don't think that guy said he hated me.
>>752551585
Drake and Josh!
>>752551817
Why do you need kind words?
>>752551879
You know, p-people said I sounded like Tara Strong once!
>>752551794
Alice talks to people who are lonely.
Do you not see how that would be appealing to them?
>>752551847
It helps me because everyone passes me by. No one has ever cared about my feelings and in a place that’s usually dark and gloomy Alice tends to make my day better
>>752551526
I mean I REALLY hate it. It drives me crazy just being there. I get anxious and keep checking the clock, and I wish I didn't feel this way. I want to be like a responsible adult but deep inside me I'd rather just stay at home til the end of days.
>>752551806
Were you ever seriously involved before? Have you ever had serious intent?
Also important, have you smashed at all?
>>752551834
eh?!
>>752551879
oh man
>>752551958
Were they deaf?
>>752548175
That’s a trap, and you’re all faggots. Turn to Jesus lest you want eternal fire.
>>752551940
hello anon, and to boost my low self esteem
>>752551655
You wand studies to prove black's are more likely to steal something compared to white's?
I thought that was common knowlege.
>>752551747
nahh you just got a cool friend.
All i got was retarded left wing white people
>>752551989
I LOVE my j-job and I feel the same way d-dear.
I cut out an hour early today actually, tee hee <4
>>752551970
I c-care about your feelings, dear.
>>752552046
I assume n-not, as they heard my voice <4
>>752552089
S-sorry, biological female <4 T-try harder~
>>752551937
OH JESUS FUCK AJKSHDA.SD
NOW I GET IT
NO
THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THAT
>>752551989
I'm 24 in a big boy job and I feel the same exact way. Adulthood!
>>752552046
HOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIITTTTTT
>>752551886
Well, I don't actually HATE Alice, I just don't get it.
I mean, okay, a lot of people on /b/ are damaged goods, so I could understand how this might meet the bare minimum requirement a human needs in terms of qualifying a friend. Other than that, I got nothing.
Also, Alice isn't doing this for anyone other than Alice.
>>752548175
Fuck off faggot
>>752552028
If I close my eyes and pretend real hard it's like I'm flying on a dragon weeeeeeeeeeee
>>752552157
Whore picture
>>752552150
People with your condition don't suffer from low self esteem though.
If you hated yourself you have more than enough willpower to change it.. you simply don't wish to.
>>752552153
S-sorry, but "common knowledge" d-doesn't translate into rigorous studies that control f-for things like socioeconomical variability, localization, etc etc.
There are a LOT of variables; I don't think such a sweeping statement has much value without controlling for such things.
>>752551366
Have you tried LSD before taking ketamine? What other "atypical" antidepressants have you taken?
>>752552150
Your esteem might be low but you are really cute c:
>>752552186
BRUH
>>752552239
Okay fine,,,,,,,,,,,
>>752552167
Oh r-really? I guess you c-can read minds and see into m-my reasons for doing t-things then?
What a magnificent power. Why don't you go use it to improve the world or make money, darling?
>>752551886
Considering that she friendzones every Anon that ever talks to her about love, or romance instead of making light-hearted jokes, or flirting, I'm sure some amount of resentment is expected. Otherwise she is a sociopath that doesn't understand human emotion.
>>752552167
>Also, Alice isn't doing this for anyone other than Alice.
You can say that about literally anyone who does literally anything. If you really want to think about it like that, no one has ever done anything for anyone but themselves.
>>752551958
You kinda do, just with stuffier sinuses maybe! Especially when you get mad in the Twitch stream. You can both curse a blue streak.
>>752552332
What kind of fool plays card games on a table?!
>>752552322
I t-took a wide degree of hallucinogens t-to prepare for the K-hole. I didn't f-find many of them particularly fun.
>>752552347
*blinks slowly* I'm n-not a very good partner to date, is all.
>>752552351
I d-don't do this for myself.
>>752552434
Hee. I h-hate Crash.
>>752552028
>Also important, have you smashed at all?
That's a no, but I'd give my left nut to do just that. We were close but never seriously involved. I never hid my interest her either. But as I mentioned earlier the contact we had these last years was rather stale. Every so often a text message cocnversation which usually didn't really last that long. 15 min between texts
>>752552436
>>752552256
what condition..? huh?
>>752552332
t-thank you anon... we should talk more if you think im cute
>>752552153
Alice is just gonna talk statistics when you are discussing the social acceptance of negative stereotypes. Personally, I think all races should learn to take a joke. "Nigga stole my bike" doesnt hurt anyone and in reality I have had several bikes stolen by black people.. I also know a lot of white people that can't dance.
I think political correctness has taken a wrong turn and we are allowing jokes about stereotypes become synonymous with racism regardless of context.
>>752552154
>S-sorry, biological female <4 T-try harder~
W-why do you lie Faggot?
>>752551764
p-please r-respond
>>752552461
>*blinks slowly* I'm n-not a very good partner to date, is all.
Uh no, I was talking to the guy that says that he hates you. I was trying to make him feel better.
>>752552461
Yes you do and it's adorable. I'm not going to guess your age, but have you played the old NES-era ragers like Ninja Gaiden or Battletoads?
>>752552495
Don't play dumb.
You describe yourself as a psychopath but at the very least you have antisocial tendencies and claim to not be able to feel love.. also you don't see anything wrong with your actions.
You don't deserve comfort from anyone because the only people who will offer it are strangers
>>752552530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
She's a psychopath
>>752552275
Actually, trends are trends, regardless of the factors.
If a certain race steals more than a different race, we're not talking about where they live or what they make a year. We're talking about races and larceny.
Striking while the iron's hot at the cost of sourcing, pic semi-related.
>>752552347
>distance
>personal issues
>circumstance of meeting
>connections
are all negative attributes that would condemn on arrival any attempt to start a relationship
>sympathy
>compassion
>friendliness
>understanding
>casual flirting
are not significant signs of romantic affection
I can only imagine a lot of that resentment comes from not understanding some of these basic concepts
>>752552170
>>752552530
I'm n-not <4
>>752552528
If p-people don't like something, they h-have a right to complain Revy.
Zenger trial: "It is natural, it is a privilege, I will go farther, it is the RIGHT of all free men to complain when they are hurt".
should I cut all ties with ex?
>>752552154
>I LOVE my j-job and I feel the same way d-dear.
>I cut out an hour early today actually, tee hee <4
Why? Honest question. Seems like quite a pickle if you love the job.
>>752552640
uuh im so confused right now... a psychopath? what is that? like Hannible Liquor?
>>752552651
Kek
>he*
>>752552461
Well I wasn't talking about fun or recreational uses but as medications against depression
>>752552639
I d-did! Battletoads and Monster Party are f-fucking awful.
>>752552651
Yeah, n-no I'm not.
>>752552665
Trends c-can be misleading. Unless, of course, you t-think a lack of pirates causes global warming
>>751554722
>>752552437
A master of wood.
>>752552464
Then it's time to start being a little bit more serious. Don't come off as overbearing, but try to make meetings a regular thing, with a change of scenery and pace every so often
If you always go to the gym together, you are just gym buddies
>>752552735
No matter how much you like your job, you're always gonna like chillin more.
>>752552892
>>752552735
Because even if I love it, I don't want it forced on me.
>>752552699
P-probably!
>>752552495
Discord -> 9734#3319
I have skype and steam and hangouts and messenger and snapchat and kik and whatsapp and other shit but I basically only use discord lol
Leave nao
>>752552682
Yes so he has a right to feel hurt by the stereotype that whites can't dance, yes? You are going to speak unrealistically, but would *society* currently treat his outrage at it being implied that he couldnt dance the same way that tthey would treat a black person upset over someone making a joke about black people stealing bikes?
Ahem
REVY REV REVER
>>752552792
S-she <4
>>752552806
Yes, they w-were not effective. Ketamine was.
>>752552464
Do you think that maybe she's just not into you?
I'm in a long distance relationship and I think it's killing me. I got to see her for a few hours the entire past month. She'll be back in december but I just am having trouble ffeling connected with her. She's never been crazy affectionate with saying I love you and being there for me but that never mattered because we used to be so close to eachother. But now we're at a distance and I can't hardly feel loved now. She hardly says I love you back now. We don't do anything sexual anymore. Nothing. We still talk all the time and video chat but I just want to feel loved again. And I want to feel loved by her. We've talked about it a few times and every time she said she would work on changing. But it hasn't happened. I'm starting to lose hope but I want to make it work. More than anything. but now I feel like I'm the only one putting anything in this relationship.
>>752552984
i do not have skype, steam or discord anymore, people too obsessive and it drains me
>>752553014
Watchyu want?
>>752553002
G-good luck making me <4
>>752553008
Absolutely, h-he has that right <4
Ain't nobody likes being called a honkey.
>>752553053
Kill yourself faggot, now get the fuck out of my thread.
>>752553014
Revy is here? <3
>>752553109
Yeah that was the plan anyways bud. You're edgy as heck.
>>752553022
And how was your K-hole trip?
>>752553053
If you f-feel used, you n-need to speak up <4
A relationship is supposed to go two ways, Anonymous. Sounds like you want something and she isn't giving it. So you should talk to her, and make it known <4
>>752553171
kys already. also take that whore alice along with u.
>>752553186
Uhm. H-horrifying? Horrifying.
>>752552682
>I’m n-not <4
Your manly hands are solid evidence for the penis that you possess. Anything provided thus far as proof for you being a biological female is commonly found traits that traps have. Therefore, the only logical conclusion one can draw is that you in fact are a trap, and that you need Jesus. The burden of proof is on you if you’re to assert you in fact do not have, and never have had a penis, faggot. God bless.
>>752553008
Being upset that someone makes fun of your dancing is not equivalent to being upset that someone assumes that you're a criminal.
They're different things with different impacts, no matter how much you try to equate them.
Yeah, he has a right to be hurt by mockery but not all mockery is the same and equal to all other mockery.
I want to FUCK Alice!
>>752553033
That question comes later, life can get in the way of a LOT of things
If the game has been stepped up and she's disconnecting, that is when the time comes
>>752553053
What has brought the distance between you two? Are you prepared to see her regularly when she returns? Be the man she met you as when she first started dating. Dwelling and reacting to her current mindset won't change her, so trying and remind her what "us" is.
>>752553086
well what do you suggest we use?
Moshi Moshi?
>>752553113
fuck you're an annoying pos fag go die
>>752553229
Would you say psychedelics are a no-no to depressed people?
>>752553244
S-sorry, my hands aren't manly, and h-here's a real big clue: I don't have an adams apple.
Try again.
>>752552346
It'd be a stupid guess.
If you wanted to help me understand you better, you're doing the opposite by pushing me away.
In fact, you come across as someone who doesn't actually care and gets defensive when someone calls you out.
I mean, you could tell me to go, but that sort-of defeats the purpose of your thread.
Nobody has such magnificent powers; People either lie or don't know that they don't.
Shit advice.
>>752552351
I know, right?
>>752553103
Sorry I fell off the face of the planet and left Yellow Flag
I had too many things going on and needed to divert my attention away from those sorts of things
Hi
>>752553284
me too, with my knife, just like her mother
>>752553293
i dunno, i just don't like when people get obsessive
>>752553318
how? why?
>>752553337
I w-would say they can d-do more harm than good, and m-more research is needed.
>>752553361
photoshopped
>>752552808
The second BT water level almost broke me when I was a kid. I got right to the end after so much failure, and my toe maybe brushed a spike and that was it. No continue.
Before the literal shitposters ruin things, I do want to request some further input. I wanted to work with young people, but I was told flatly that unofficial interaction with them outside the classroom is desperately unwise. I didn't listen, I spent some time working with what I thought was a suicidal 18 year old, and one day I ended up with a parental complain and a caustic censure. I don't think it's sane to try again. I still want to help and I'd be working with unstable people and all it takes is one wrong word and the union will drop me like a hot potato. Do you think working with seniors might be a suitable substitute? Yes I can't try to offer practical advice, but I could at least be a comfort and a presence who respects them and still sees them as worthwhile individuals. It's obviously not the same impact though as helping others avoid the pitfalls I blundered into.
>>752553293
>That question comes later
Nah, it kind of should be one of the first questions on your mind. Without that question you run the risk of being "that guy" and no one wants to be "that guy"
>>752553389
*blinks* You are t-the one claiming to be able to see into my mind, d-dear. Don't make assertions about why I do things; you aren't me <4
>>752553188
I have spoken up about it a few times. And every time she says she'll change and will work t fix it. But lately it just seems like it fell off. She hasn't changed. And i don't know if she's capable at all. Thank you for any and all advice btw. I appreciate it.
>>752553106
Well i think thats the discussion that the anon wanted to open up, albeit hamfistedly.
Don't you agree that the population at large treats stereotyping against whites and Asians differently than it does stereotyping against blacks, Muslims, jews Etc? It's just an interesting cognitive dissonance a lot of people seem to be content with.
>>752553263
In the situation posed nobody was being directly accused of being a bad dancer or a theif. Whether or not that is more or less offensive is subjective. Maybe the white person in question is a lifelong dancer and is overhearing the remark from their colleagues. Context is important
>>752553420
Cus you'e an annoying lying mafk sucker
>>752553434
>thick thumb
>>752553284
You want to fuck your idea of Alice. But trust me, if she says that \she is unsuitable as a date, then she totally needs help herself, because everyone deserves love and to feel the platonic touch of another person.
>>752553434
>>752552858
>but try to make meetings a regular thing, with a change of scenery and pace every so often
That's a problem for another day really, that's what I intend but I don't want to bombard her with going to have a drink or grab something to eat.
Staying with the first thing I wanted to know when I entered this thread then. How do I talk to her on a regular basis. My intend was to not contact her first, because that would be me taking initiative once again. Which you argued against to. Do you get my frustration with trying to come across as assertive?
Hey everyone listen!
>>752553513
do you have proof..?
>>752553517
i'm serious
>>752553306
BWA desu uwu
>>752553361
TINY BABY HANDS
>>752553420
Well I'm hardly able to respond due to work, projects, shitposting and vidya so you can rest assured it will take me 4 hours to reply lmfao
I don't wanna post my email but there's always that
I you wanna talk, we need to have some way to talk ye
I ain't sending no damn smoke signals
>>652253201
>>752548175
Ms. Alice my life is turning to shit and I've had about enough of it. Wife no longer seeing me sexy in anyway, love life is over, she's getting fatter and fatter and berates me for going to the gym and taking pride in my appearance. Only thing keeping me in the house is our 18 month old and the fact that i wouldn't be able to support myself if we get divorced through alimony and child support.
If it weren't for side pussy I'd say fuck it and move to another country and change my name.
>>752553617
1
>>752553457
I'd b-be happy to help.
I think you'd be absolutely perfect helping our with seniors <4 T-that's a very worth while place to work, and they need it just as much!
>>752553636
-cuddles- what should we do..?
>>752552275
You don't need socioeconomical variability to see if a black person is more likely to steal something then a white person alice. All you need are criminal records.
And with those records you can see that black people commit more crime then white people in the same numbers.
If you wand to know why that is you can go check there 'socioeconomical variability'
If you wand to know if what i'm saying is true.
Go check the criminal records of any first world country.
>>752553507
Then it s-sounds like she's n-not going to change and you n-need to cut your losses, Anonymous.
>>752553740
I love you Alice.
>>752553293
School brought on the distance. She moved across the state to finish college. And ya know that's exactly what I've been trying but it's becoming really difficult. It almost feels like she's changed to be honest. I was diagnosed bipolar a few weeks ago and have been struggling with feeling ok ever since. It's like no matter what I do no matter what gift I give or thing I do it's never returned to me. she never has sent me a gift or love letter or anything while I'm trying everything I can to make it work.
>>752553393
Oh, don't worry about it bwa!
You are always welcome back. I'll drop an invite whenever. Lots of people seem to leave discord servers to regain free time/focus on life. I hope things are getting more managable.
>>752553533
Dubs of truth
