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>takes place in 2017
>cars cars cars
>drive a car anywhere
>cars cars cars again
>only for xbox
>Has the word "horizon" in the title
now guess
it's the second assassins creed
>>752544424
Nope, try again
>>752544491
Assassins creed 3?
Women with bodyhair CAN be sexy and badass!
>>752544547
Bayonetta
It's not assassin's creed at all
and it's not bayonetta.
Hint: CARS
>>752544593
Correct.
>sun
>roll
>worst pc port ever created by human
For the anon who couldnt remember: phantasy star zero
>Religion is bad amirite *tips fedora*
>Fart jokes are funny
>I have a mental illness but can still kick your ass so don't trigger me sweetie uwu
>HAVE ARMOR
>HAVE WEAPONS
>DRIVE THINGS
>KILL SPACE THINGS
>survive a fall from orbit, can't fall 10 feet
>why the fuck is everything trying to kill me on this shitty planet and why does it take money to open chests and why are there teleporters everywhere
>>752544810
Destiny
>>752544547
My Saints Row 3 character.
>>752544828
Team Fortress 2
Twinbee & Winbee
>>752544080
Armor weapons
Orbs
Monsters
also my game was Forza Horizon 3
Orc Murder Simulator
>>752544721
Dark Souls 1 pre-dsfix and let's face it, after as well.
>>752544850
Close, not quite.
On the right track
Gun
>>752544971
Hell yeah
>>752544810
Halo 3
Another super hardmode:
>spaceship crashes onto weird planet
>u r quite smol
>use swords and guns to kill monsters
>planet is actually clock
>get to the core
>spooky shit happens
Pc mmo
>>752544810
Halo
>>752544080
sword
>>752544304
forza horizon?
>>752544828
Risk of Rain
>Slow stealth game
>Based on a movie franchise that hasn't produced anything good in decades
>Technically, there's a bunch of enemies, but, really, there is one enemy, and he's OP and cheats
>>752544958
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
>I am X
>My best friend is Z
>Together we fight eevol
>what you mean we have to fight each other to end eevol?
>>752545025
Ding ding ding, we have a winner
>jump from a plane
>find weapons
>Kill or be killed
>>752545082
Alien Isolation
>>752545082
Hitman
>Two teams
>RED and BLU
>Nine classes
>Everyone hates each other
>Actually a hat simulator
>PC MMO FPS
>>752545099
Mega man x
>>752545139
Pubg
Or
Battle royale
>>752544887
I loled thx
>>752545099
MageMon
>be a weak, stupid piece of shit with the lamest fucking special move ever
>have no creativity so you can only improve yourself by copying other better people
>the entire gameplay model can basically be boiled down to two basic actions, neither of which is fresh or exciting
>>752545196
Dude cmon
>>752545198
>>752545219
I guess it was 2 easy.
Good job tho
>Green niggers vomiting on autistic hobos
>>752545196
Wildlands?
>>752545149
Correct.
>you push a cart of crystal meth into a giant laser
>alien invasion
>>752544080
>Too much story
>hundreds of unique weapons
>more satisfying abilities
>more ways to earn loot
I can't possibly describe this game any more poorly no one will guess it.
>>752545307
Half Life
>>752545307
Portal 3
Holy shit these capthas
>Halloween came early
>money
>more money
>a little bit more money
>shit... a lot more money
> you die because your greedy ass tries to take every last dollar.
>but keks were had
>>752545325
Borderlands 2.
A Nahariya
>>752544810
Halo reach.
>Big Ocean
>No Sun
>Giant eye in the water
>Replace 's' with 'z'
>>752544958
Center ground: Shade of Merdau
>>752545325
Borderlands?
>>752545364
Pay Day 2
>>752544080
appleasuce bearcan bag bag open sores and a thumb
>>752545420
Yes, that's it.
>>752545338
Your prize:
>>752544080
has smoke and neon
picture unrelated
>>752545423
>>752545368
Nope but very similar
>>752544721
Dark Souls
>some nerdy chickenshit virgin has to fight demons made of fear
>you have one attack
>disney likes to pretend this game doesn't exist
>music's pretty damn great though
>>752545567
Infamous Second Son
>>752545498
Yup. 2ez4u
>Blow up
>Not dead
>Purple Bois
>'Take on me' with a black dude
>>752545325
Destiny?
this fucker finds out way to late he is being to kindly towards this stranger.
>>752545595
Kingdom hearts
man with suitcase recruits you
>>752544080
>dbf
>dbf
>dbf
>fail tbf
>dbf
>>752545602
damn, good work, guess I was too obvious
>you try to kill yourself
>you try to save someone
>>752545404
Arma 3
>okay, so like
>imagine pokemon or something, right?
>but instead of catching a team of dudes, you have ONE monster
>and you raise the FUCK out of it
>you like determine it's diet and housing and part time jobs and shit
>and it only fights once every few months
>>752545080
bingo
>>752545690
Nope. It's older than that.
>us foreign policy simulator
>>752545743
Neoshit
>>752545743
Sims 3?
>>752545653
I guess it was too obvious. Good work
>>752545653
>too much story
not enough story with Destiny. which sucks because whoever writes the background lore is damn good at it.
>hundreds of unique weapons
lol you mean like 2 or 3?
t. maxed out hunter and titan, working on warlock now.
blue fast and meet yourself
>>752545743
Fuckin monster rancher my dude
>>752544721
worst pc port was toukiden tho?
>>752545804
Duke nukem
2ez
>this game is fucking free
>Community is actually helpful
>Space mom
>Recent event was boring as fuck
>>752545804
Counterstrike
>>752544080
All I wanna do is creep on this sleeping chick, but my own shadow keeps kicking my fucking ass.
>>752545832
>ITT: Describe games badly
>>752545325
Warframe?
A bunch of people eat other people to survive, then make clothes out of those dead people. In the end everyone dies from bullshit
>daedalus makes me some cool wings
>i fly too close to the sun
>wings burn off and i fall into the ocean
>just kidding that was all a metaphor
>BRRRT
>DCHO... DCHO... DCHOCHOCHOCHODDDHCO-
>SWISH "AHAHAHAHA" BOOM
>*CRUMBLING SOUND* "surprise!"
>BZZZZZZZZZ
>WOOOO... WOOOOO...BWOOOSH BIIIIIISH!
>I build for-
>thank you for the-
>ak 47... for-
>>752545833
Street fighter
>>752545804
Atari Missile Command once glorious leader sorts his shit out
>>752545952
which means being as vague as possible. Destiny has none of those things.
>>752544080
>die
>die
>die
>die
>die
>and so forth
>it's the story
>you're dead
>>752545325
Too much story? Gotta be warframe
>>752545724
I've never played Arma 3 is there actually no sun?
>>752545964
Yes
>>752545991
Deus Ex?
>you meed to fidn the center of the galaxy
>there is realtime cross platform multiplayer
>>752545235
kirby something
>>752545991
I never asked for memes
>>752546062
Ayy lmao good shit
>>752545997
Command and conquer generals
Keepin busy
>>752545082
Metal Gear
>>752545743
tamagotchi
>>752546082
Elite Dangerous
>>752546082
No mans sky.
>>752546051
What's a sun?
>>752546082
One mans lie
>>752545099
same guys here, let me rephrase it
>Friend of mine has cancer
>like the kind of contagious brain aids cancer
>but hes patient zero and doesn't affect him
>infects others
>wars for cancer
>people with the brain aids cancer is winning
Also I have another one, this one is gonna be difficult
>be mute
>wake up with friend
>no homo
>friend can talk, not like me, what a fag
>people has powers and shit, but world is kill
>no one is allowed to play outside for more than 20 min.
>nigga gets out for more than 20 min. gets lost
>nigga comes back, memory loss, tries to kill me and best friend
>Literally attack the mofo with all you got
>2vs1, still gets wrecked
>''You are not attacking srly, so you must be friend''
>rly now
>nigger says something important, gets lost
>come back to tell that important to the priests
>now they know
>they die
>they disappear
>accused to kill priests
>What you know now will hunt your friend for ever
>you ok with it, only survivor left.
Guns and shit
>>752546034
My dude the joke is up here
And your head
Is
Waaaaaaaaaay
Down
Here
>>752544080
>scary fish
>space
>>752545866
Ding, correct.
>>752546179
Stalker
Too ez
>>752545804
Just Cause.
Fat man and dreadlocked strong man steal kids gems.
>pass a test at school
>get hired to kill a scorceress
>start having weird dreams
>almost die but wake up in prison
>half of my friends almost die
>gf is dead for like 3 days
>gf is possesed now wtf
>gf dies again for 10 seconds
>gf gets put in prison
>scorceress is a time travelling demon wtf
>sister is also a time travelling demon
>meet my dad/uncle
>finally kill the scorceress
>start having vietnam flashbacks
>i think im dead wtf
>Hint: 8th game in the series
>>752544080
>steel
>wrum wrum
>bang
>>752546338
final gayness
dude realizes way too late he is too kind but can't help it.
>>752545743
Sounds like your mother knows of this game. Go ask her.
>BRATATATABRRREUPLALALALA
>I AM BULLET PROOF !!
>CRY SOME MORE !!
>*Backstab*
>ELL EMM JEE MAHNTED UND LORDED
>>752546338
Tekken 5
>>752546443
Overwatch
>>752546443
Overwatch
>Lead writer: JRPG cliche catalog
>The monsters are attacking!
>It's okay though, you can fight them by wearing monsters on your arms that are *totally different from the evil crazy ones we swear*
>Oh hey every weapon and armor looks different in combat, that's pretty cool
>Left left low!
>you inherit a spaceship and save the galaxy for space robots
>>752544080
3 dudes
shoot
>>752546511
>i meant from
HardCORE!
Wanna be edgy, but my wife's always with me.
>>752546443
Tf2
>>752546137
>CAN YOU NOT SEE IN GENERAHL?
>DA GLOW!
>>752546486
>>752546490
I feel like I just found out i have a long lost brother.
v54 = hello
v56 = great shot
>main characters are animals
>Fight a head
>Jet engines and springs
>Puzzle pieces
Also
>Shapeshift to save family
>Boxing plant
>Fruits to get stronger
>Fairy
Has guns and you shoot other characters. Mild gun customization
>>752546511
Rebel Galaxy
>>752546545
Bionic Commando
>hey, so video games are like
>fun and fast-paced and creative and let players experience things they never could in real life, right?
>what if we made a game that was NONE of that
>in fact, you work a shitty and demanding real-world job nobody wants and all the npcs judge you
>...wait, it's really fun? there's a ton of sequels and even a spin-off series? goddamn.
>>752546663
Bingo.
>>752545943
Nobody?
>>752545716
Infamous
>>752544080
freaking space ninjas doing space ninja stuff sometimes in space sometimes not.
>>752546511
Mass effect
>>752546787
Zelda OOT?
>>752546805
Nobody even attempted, might as wel say. It was Whos your daddy
>2D platformer
>watch this small child die over and over and over
>in fact, let's crank up the graphics so you can watch him get eaten by monsters repeatedly in a great deal of detail
>n-no i don't have a vore fetish
>also fuck it he gets dragon ball laser powers for like 2/3rds of the game
>>752546690
papa's pizzaria?
>>752546663 (You)
>>752546741 (You)
(You)
>>752546044
Git Gud Souls
>>752544080
You use cards to summon things and in the end the villain was actually a gas station worker and a faggot cop
>game looks fun but the main selling point is a wonderful ass
>like goddamn that ass
>those hips
>legs for days nigga
>everyother character is also female
>one male in the whole game
>male is the best character with the most interesting storyline, best voice actor and most emotional impact
> buy a lightsaber on the internet
> become a hitman
>>752546861
Close.
>>752546690
Every simulator game ever?
>we made this game by taking pictures of mushy shit I squeezed with my hands
>unsubtle bible allegory
>there is one way to die in the whole game, and it is clearly marked; but it still gets every player at least once
>music's pretty great
>>752547029
>lightsaber
Star wars related
>>752544080
Terminal
>>752547029
Travis Touchdown. Why don't I remember the name of the game tho?
>>752546960
Persona Bitches and Whores
>>752547051
>>752546904
Nope. Keep guessing.
>>752547072
i'm guessing 'no more heros'
>>752546397
Ding ding ding
>>752546480
Close but no cigar
Drawing shapes as a sun goddess
>star wars game
>you are the mary sueist mary sue who ever sued mary
>we were gonna make it so you can get gay with the cat lady, but chickened out, because censorship
>>752547028
Neir automata
>>752547197
okami
>>752547216
kotor
>>752547165
Got it
>>752547126
u gotit
>>752544304
Mario kart 64
You die, then you die again, until you stop dying. If you "roll just right, you get unlimited points and never die again
>>752544080
>FPS
>Post-apo with sci-fi elements
>Online features, maybe some kind of MMO
>>752547051
Forgot to post mine.
>Be traveling through space
>Oh shit blackhole
>Fight evil army
>Collect stones
>Fight a god
>Fight satan
>Fight the literal creator of the universe
>Fucking win
>>752545196
Team Fortress 2
Hat simulator gave it away instantly
>>752545404
Sunless sea
>let's get kind of racist with imperial china
>and fuck up the morality system
>and make the combat way too easy
>but it's pretty fun anyway, so w/e
>>752547266
Bingo
>>752547267
Probably shouldn't have picked a game that's about to release on PC in two weeks
>>752547312
Pretty sure is a cars the movie video game
>have to kill your own father
>get stripped naked by death himself
>find some swords and shit just laying around
>have an encouter with a succubus
>collect body parts
>crissaegram is op as fuck
>>752547267
>kotor
Correct.
>become a skitsofrenic grampa that runs around the world killing animals
>>752544873
kek
>>752545923
Warframe
>>752547100
No More Heroes
>drive fast
>blast punk music
>danger makes people give you money
>goddammit just revive this series already it's so fun
>ahhhhh
>ahhhHHHHH
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>[screeching]
>[intense weapons fire]
>[dull thumping and flesh sounds]
No it's not Dan Schneiders basement
You are given a contract to kill space pirates but is teleported 35 years to the future, where you wirk as a space mercenary and fight evil aliens
>meet weird people
>punch them
>punch them HARDER
>holy shit these credits are amazing
>>752546618
Do you need more hints?
>>752545082
>Based on a movie franchise that hasn't produced anything good in decades
007 yo
>>752547508
CRAZY FUCKIN' TAXI.
>You are given a contract to kill space pirates but you're teleported 35 years to the future, where you work as a space mercenary and fight evil aliens
>>752547508
Crazy Taxi, yo
>no, it has nothing to do with any hedgehogs, despite the name
>arcade original
>snes beat em up
>"I FIGHTIN FOR FREEDOM"
>he'd fit right in in smash bros
>You played this when you were a kid
>Now, it's back with two equally shitty versions, neither of which are worth paying for but you do because nostalgia
>Also your first encounter with prostitution, theft, scamming, and violence against others
>>752547537
Call of Duty when played online?
>>752547628
>>752547607
You both got it.
>>752546350
World of Tanks
>>752547392
Castlevania sotn
Cringy Trench Coat
Cat Silencer
Pee on People
>>752547639
Sonic Punch Man or whatever it was?
>Be cyber nigger
>Commit prank call crimes
>>752546350
madmax
>>752547702
>watch dogs 2
>hey so in video games you kill pixellated people, right?
>what if: you killed real people instead?
>also ninjas and fuck it santa claus too
>>752547678
Nope
>>752547702
lol
>>752547702
Watch Dogs 2
>>752547697
Close enough.
Sonic Blast Man.
>Sunny day in Japan
>Brown haired kid catches bugs with friends
>Friends are assholes and bullies kid
>kid runs off crying
>kid runs into smol gate
>kid sees stone vending machine
>mfw it wants fed
>mfw I exercise a ghost and now it's my slave
>>752547691
Postal series (I don't remember which one specifically)
>be cyber edgelord
>wear trenchcoat
>kill cops
>kill niggers
>kill an old dude
>>752544080
>regular dude
>fantasy regular dude
>seduce an ogre
>seal reads your fortune
>burn an ogre
>kill witch
>play baseball
its quite an obscure game from my childhood
GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE NUHNUHNUHNUH NUH NUH
GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE NUHNUHNUHNUH NUH NUH
>2D platformer
>there's technically a central plot, but it's more about running around and encountering weird little events and subplots
>the main character's inventory is his stomach
>a weird hair color is totally enough to base our entire marketing strategy around
>no it's not? in fact, our company went bankrupt and this series is dead forever despite every entry in it being consistently awesome?
>youre a normal fag with nothing special about you
>go to the carnival fair thing and end up having to save a dumb blonde bitch who accidentally got sent back in time
>meet a frog Nigga
>save the world
Pandemic made it but EA wishes they did
>>752547856
>>752547791
yokai watch
too easy fagget
>>752547912
boy if that ain't the most obvious one in this thread so far
>>752547912
Time Gun
>>752547907
Its the pink guy that shoots egs out of his mouth like mario but stupider
Kirby?
>>752545080
My nigga
>>752547912
Crono Trigger
>>752544304
Forza horizon 3
>>752544080
you come out a big concrete thing in a mountain, find your father, then meet the us military and give free water to everyone as you die
>>752547912
That would be Chronno Thrigger. My favorite game. Also you forget about nobody using Lucca
>>752547901
/co/ vs /v/ 2
>>752548002
Fallout 3
Too easy
>you work as security guard
>you become a robot
>you fight the loomynarty
>whoops I blew up a galaxy
>Good thing I have a sarcastic AI companion to help me fix it
>Oh yeah and I can splice my DNA with random creatures I find on my adventures
>>752546690
Final fantasy
>>752548019
Kek, pretty much
>Summoned by red haired jew
>Forced to fight for them
>They laugh off me trying to escape
>At least I get waifus
Chrono nigger: see a nigger, pull the trigger
>my dad is an asshole
>i have 5 dads btw
>they owe child support
>escape a cloning facility disguised as a mental asylum
>kill a chink in hong kong
>fight a panther
>kill a spic columbia
>kill some ruskis in hungary
>they have a nuke
>nuke gets stolen
>give a briefcase to a midget
>kill another spic in the netherlands
>go back to the asylum
>kill all of my brothers
>kill my asshole dad
>the end
>>752548091
Do sex
>won game of the year 4 times
>amazing graphics
>HEY HEY LIFE IN THE DREAM HOUSE
>>752547729
>>752547768
Yessir
You get shot, go to a big light up place, find the guy who shot you, and battle for a concrete wall
>>752547046
Zelda 2 the adventure of link
>>752545002
DOOM
>>752548152
Enslaved
>>752547824
Watch dogs 1
>>752548194
Do sex: eunuch rebel lotion
>>752547654
pokemon i guess
>STICK TOGETHER TEAM
>STICK TOGETHER TEAM
>STICK TOGETHER TEAM
>>752545002
Columbine
>>752548182
Metal Gear Howthefuckshouldiknow
>you're an elf guy or something
>didn't say a dam word in the first game but start talking in the second
>first game was based around magic power type shit then the next 2 are all about guns and blowing shit up
>
>>752548343
FIRE IN THE HOLEFIREINTHEHOLEFIREINTHEHOLEFIREINTHEHOLEFIREINTHEHOLE
6 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
>>752548201
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas
>>752545002
All of them?
7 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
>>752545235
KNACK BAYBEEE
9 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
100 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
>>752545833
Sanic?
200 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
>>752547988
Yup
>>752548431
Auschwitz?
>>752548381
Jak and Daxter
>>752548329
Nope
>Brown < Gray < Silver < Black < Blue < Green < Light Blue < Red
>>752548381
Jak and daxter
Ghandi is a nuclear-equipped monster
300 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
>>752545274
Sounds like a normal night in any Pub
>>752545274
plants vs zombies bitch
>>752544080
>MEEEDIC
>I need AMMO
>Enemy in Disguise!
400 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
You cut trees and grind in monotonous skills for hours.
500 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
600 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
>>752548529
DISPENCEEEEER
>>752547557
Galaxy on fire 2
>>752548487
Indeed
2 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
>>752548529
team fortress
>>752548550
Runescape
3 Nahariya, Hazafon, Israel
>>752548592
>>752548610
No not TF2
Way better game
>>752548002
fallout 3, easy
>Press x to shaun
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