Waifu thread
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Waifu thread
>>752529940
Patrician taste
:3 hi
im straight xd
Hi.
>>752529754
I'm really tired, but I'm feeling much better today than what I'm used to, especially lately. I'm glad to hear you are doing good!
>>752529772
What did you mean by that Zero?
Claiming best girl.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
I love Ritsu
>>752530641
>>752529008
Hows it going? Trying to think about what we talked about last time. But I cant remember.
>>752529113
Good, leaving work. Going to a friends house and eating food his spouse made
Kolaimed
>>752530317
fine choice
>>752530654
fact number 3?
>>752530718
>>752530718
fucking hell. fuck off with this bullshit and add each other to some chat app
>>752530809
The only thing that should be taken to a 3rd party chat service or another board entirely is ERP or back and forth spam.
Claimed.
>>752530718
If you were not >>752529754 then who?
Also it sounds like a nice plan to me.
>>752530725
I'm not sure fine is a fair enough word.
>>752531074
Hi, how is it going?
>>752531231
doing ok.
how did your long day go?
>>752530317
>>752530718
>>752531231
>>752530907
>back and forth spam
>>752531314
>CONVERSATIONS I AM NOT A PART OF OR DO NOT WANT TO EXPERIENCE IS SPAM
End your life, cuck.
>>752530809
Nah, because then the social interaction gets to real for their pathetic introvert-beta-selves.
They would hyperventilate and cry themselves to sleep over their greasy tendies.
>>752531398
>waifu thread
>cuck
lol have fun with your anime wife you kissless virgin
>>752530766
3: She's very cute
>>752530317
Hey cute
>>752530383
ayas yeh
Uoy era woh
>>752531514
I dub thee Chen 2
>>752530317
Glad to hear about you getting better too. how was your day?
>>752530317
That was me too. I forgot to put my name under my post so i wrote that afterwards.
>>752530564
Helo
>>752530718
I'm pretty good right now. How about yourself?
I can't really remember either, sorry.
All right, so if instead of an "additionally calculated" Destroy Dick December (which means 1 nuts + 2 nuts + 3 nuts, etc.), we did a "factorially calculated" one (that I will officially refer to as Mutilate Member Month), it would be "1! + 2! + 3! + 4! + 5! + 6! + 7! + 8! + 9! + 10! + 11! + 12! + 13! + 14! + 15! + 16! + 17! + 18! + 19! + 20! + 21! + 22! + 23! + 24! + 25! + 26! + 27! + 28! + 29! + 30! + 31!".
This means that the total amount of nutting you would need to do during the Mutilate Member Month is 8,497,249,472,648,064,951,935,266,660,940,313 nuts.
31 days equals to 2,678,400,000 milliseconds, so you would need to bust 3,172,509,510,397,276,341,074,995 fat nuts every millisecond to properly complete the challenge in time.
>>752530270
I only like girls of my own skin colour Xd
>>752531298
I'm still on the bus to go home but decided to hop on the thread. How is your day going? Did you have breakfast today?
>>752531559
Hey, how are you doing?
>>752531602
Sorry I must be retarded for not realizing. Long ass day today, shouldn't have been like this but at least I'm okay ^^
How is yours?
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
>>752531559
.siralletS ni ygetarts wen a tuo gniyrt tuoba thguoht tsuJ .hsi-hem ssel ti sekam hcihw rouqil etalocohc-tnim evaH .hsi-hem ytterP .nona iaH
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>>752531804
it was ok
no I didnt :(
and cute
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock. What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges?
Bump
>>752532027
You know how much I love breakfast. Got anything to do in your free day?
Also I've yet to see a pic where CC isn't cute.
>>752531804
Didnt get much sleep. But im good here. Easy chill day for me
>>752531879
hi saya
>>752532662
i know..
I didn't really do anything
you're right. post goddess cc
>>752532824
>>752532978
I meant..
>
>>752532978
Wow rood
>>752532978
>>752533020
now smack rory's butt
>>752532675
I never get a enough sleep.
>>752532924
Some days ago an anon said this was his new favourite CC pic, was it you? And what did you mean by goddess CC?
Also chill days are pretty comfy.
>>752533723
aw cute
>>752533186
Not on purpose!
>>752533314
Nuh.
>>752533723
yes it was me and I meant that one
Hello hello
>>752533923
thats not rory's butt
>>752533020
>>752532978
I like both of these.
>>752532824
Donut....saya touched you inappropriately
>>752531602
No worries. It happens. Whats in the works for tonight. Currently knocking back a shot with friends
>>752531231
That was not me.
>>752533890
Cute
>>752534032
Junny!
>>752534328
BLAAAAAUUGH
>>752534625
ive told you youre not allowed to talk to anyone besides me
gaoow
>>752534625
Gooooood evening deer god. I got a scythe as well
>>752534328
yea, he does that
>>752534123
I know..
Anyways, how's yous?
>>752534328
The original is a great Saya image for editing.
>>752535072
Not on purpose! I swear!
>>752534016
I actually thought it was you, I know no one else to have CC fav pics. Where did you get the goddess idea from tho?
>>752533902
Indeed.
>>752534720
You don't have me as friend on discord nor have we ever talked
>>752535047
What a nice scythe! Evening? It's 4pm over here
>>752535309
how are you honey
>>752535411
i have a shinoa on discord but havent talked in a long time
>>752535309
I don't know, she just looks like one there
>>752535072
I know.
>>752535156
What is happening in this photo
>>752535411
5 here. But its dark. So its evening
>>752535156
im good, playing ffxiv with holo, its totally on purpose
>>752535887
shit happens
>>752535887
hi cutie pie
>>752535156
hello saya
>>752534032
JUNKO!
>>752535887
Pats.
>>752536195
I'd try that too, but monthly sub, not a fan and eu servers, so probably no one to play with..
>>752536243
Haiya!
>>752535887
Sucks to be on the east coast huh
>>752536243
Hello goldilocks
>>752536380
>is pettered
>>752536380
I like Saya
>>752536380
yea we're on NA, rip you
>>752536243
Boo
>>752535485
Yeah you are right. So you don't like >>752532662 anymore?
>>752535451
Fine you?
>>752536615
simply adorable...
>>752536708
OMG!!!
oh...ok it's you
>>752536825
noo I like all of them.
you're lucky to have a great artist doing so many pictures of her
>>752536615
Yes.
Anyways, sup?
>>752536641
I like Saya too.
How's yous?
>>752536678
Rip is me.
>>752537081
I is good. I am hoping you are also good
>>752536708
BLEEEAAAAAAAAAAUGH
>>752536607
We all get the same amount of day light
>>752536641
I like the bow, however, im raising the cute factor.
>>752537081
Just drinking with a friend. You? Parting down of course
>>752537071
Yet I prefer the screencaps I took myself. I guess it makes sense since it is a pretty popular anime.
Claimed.
>>752531687
fucking hell anon
>>752537683
omg....how can I top...
>>752537043
>Its you
I am fear!
>>752537604
BLAAAAUUUGH
>>752537683
Ever been to Alaska?
>>752537081
you just gotta move over here
>>752537712
I understand.
Good artists can make any girl look good.
Gotta love their original appearance
>>752536615
Anon, what's the name of your waifu, i forgot v_v
>>752537220
I'm ok-ish and drunk-ish. Trying new strategy in Stellaris.
>>752537683
Drinking too. Alone though..
>>752538184
Move to yankee land? Uhh, no.
>>752534625
Shinny!!
>>752536243
Hey!!
>>752538145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQknBJo4aBQ
>>752538145
For about a 8 hours layover. Thats it though.
>>752537867
Its difficult. However some of these sweater vest pics come close. >>752538442
Sounds about the norm for me. This is an anomaly
>>752538442
whatcha drinking and what ios the strategy?
>>752538521
I like you
>>752538548
good lord...the cute....it's over 9000
>>752538548
What you drinking?
>>752538694
One world challenge thing. Mint-chocolate liquor.
>>752538258
She is just best really. I'm grateful for all the fanart they make tho.
>>752539156
mint-chocolate liquor sounds pretty good
How is the strategy working?
>>752538521
You should like post more cute gifs for me. How are you btw?
>>752538529
https://youtu.be/TfY_X9raVXA
>>752538548
Oh. I thought it was 5 hours of daylight
>>752537712
I kinda dislike Sunrise artstyle and how everyone looks like spaghetti on CG but it's still one of my favourite shows, no other had the same pacing and same feeling of completion/mystery that CG achieves by the end of each season.
>>752538442
you could be a canadafag instead
>>752539702
reeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>752539247
yeah that's always nice
>>752539569
It's alright, not the best.
Haven't gotten far enough to know yet.
>>752539770
>
>>752539702
https://youtu.be/wh6avD4UZws
>>752539156
Jamo and beer. Chocolate liqueur....what?? Goodness
>>752539702
Alaska does not. Youre right.
>>752538694
You cute too. Hows everything? I'm not asking for details. But are you sworn to confidentiality??
Goodnight everyone.
>>752539758
I'm not going to get into what I think of the argument itself. I think it is alrightish, anyway CC is more proporcionate than the rest since she is smaller than the rest.
>>752539850
I'm going to bed now, thanks for making the last day of november be so good this year. Hope to see you tomorrow again, or soon.
>>752540024
I've had that happen when I start a new opening tactic in chess...I feel disoriented.
>>752540142
Always sworn to confidentiality with a client. But then I don't have clients here on /b/
Then again, it would also be highly unethical and illegal for me to "counsel/treat" someone I don't know...I don't no why I just launched into that I know you weren't asking that specific
>>752540209
goodnight see you soon
>>752540395
I like that pic. And probably because i got drunk and spilled guts the first time talking lol.
>>752540563
nothing you said scared me or made me think any less ^_^
fas as I am concerned it was forgotten
Claim
>>752540024
what, dont wanna be a canadafag?
>>752540658
I knew you would. Mostly I was just like "wtf am i doing."
>>752540142
Chocolate-mint liquor. It's okish.
>>752540395
There'll be a lot less to do since less planets and systems to manage.
>>752540804
Noh.
>>752538521
her dead mushed up body was fucked, how does this make you feel?
>>752540914
you're being human
people need to get shit out. That's why I love my career. People come to my office and sure they pay, but then I get to be the one who takes the personal journey with them AND help them heal? Yeah I love it
>>752541003
I have got to get to it and try that game
What would you rate it?
>>752541333
>Chucked
If you like grand strategy/4x games, 9/10. If not, 6/10.
>>752540699
Hello.
New face around here how've you been?
I slept
>>752541684
>>752540699
we see the saber prey on a new fatefag
>>752541684
I'm alright, yourself? Nice claim btw.
>>752541814
Is there something wrong with the Saber?
>>752541502
damn I didn't even pay attention to the trips
I like those. I should just watch some gameplay vids and see
>>752541814
look who's here!
>>752541684
hello new friend. Since you are new you get book on head
>>752541814
ti dodo
>>752541814
And here we see the fucking leaf spreading his lies
>>752541861
Thank you. I've been doing fine. Brynhildr is cute
>>752542012
Oh
>>752541861
The Saber is a huge bully
>>752542012
best pic
Hi book on head
>>752542087
ti anon
>>752542097
>being called new by a newfag
LUUL
pls no bulli the leaf, he's pure and innocent
>>752542097
Brynhildr is very cute, and I've been in love with her since I first read the Nordic saga she's from.
BEHOLD
>>752542236
Is it?
>>752542097
my silly way of honoring a new face here
>>752542236
you have some pretty stellar ones too...on that list is the one you just posted
Whatcha up to?
>>752542435
is...is that a Succi claimer?
holy fuck amazing pick!
>>752542236
>Saber is a bully
Lies I only bully Astolfo
>By a newfag
Ikr FeelsWeirdMan. I gotta stop talking long breaks
>>752542237
I haven't been huge on Norse mythology should probably get into it some time
>>752541333
Trips of truth, definitely something I can see as a great job. Ive tried to help a few people and im really glad the only people ive known that have killed themselves have been friends of friends and acquaintances. Not any close, close, friends. However im glad people like you exist,
>>752542640
It's interesting! I've only scratched the surface myself, but I want to look into more. I might be looking at Celtic things now though, get into my cultural heritage a little.
>>752542435
We be friends
>claiming Minatsuki Takami
Fellow /b/tards this is a call to arms. Tomorrow we will close the pools due to a mass of stingrays carrying the aids virus to the habbo hotel pools
Discord: xTEU4uV
God speed to any helpful anons
>>752542449
it totally is
>>752542598
A lot of them are amazing
Drinking some hot chocolate tbh, might play some Steep soon
>>752542640
why bully me ;-;
Should've been more likable instead uwu
>>752543308
Are you sure that you're not just easy to bully?
>>752543308
I like that one two...it's so simple but so damn good
Other than book on head, I'd say this is in my top 3
>>752542797
yeah In all he time I did in the emergency room I only ever lost one patient to suicide...It sounds callous but that was the only time I was ever affected
>>752540048
https://youtu.be/GmMXL6w-Y5A
>>752540142
Wait wut
>>752540209
Night night
>>752540699
Heyo!
>>752543714
Heya, how's the day going for ya?
>>752543308
I wore it better.
>>752543440
maybe
:(
>>752543875
>doesn't have perfect smooth and white belly
lmao get the fuck outta here you wannabe trap
this is a waifu thread right not an alice thread?
>>752544187
But I do.
>>752544187
I mean, apparently you're an ultra-heretic so it's no wonder people like to bully you.
>not wanting a slight amount of chub for true perfection
>>752544249
-puts on an Alice uniform and serves you tea?-
Oh wait perfect means abs for you.
>>752543714
Alaska has alot less, but the same is the opposite they also get 24 hours of day light.
>>752543711
That's a good (although sad) thing. Bringing people in and helping them or just talking to people can be something people remember. Its great to really reach out and kinda talk people on to their own conclusion
NO REM?!?!??!
Best Waifu ever. Me and Tomori forever <3 xD
>>752544346
>no he's just a super skele
>>752544254
>>752544366
no you don't
There's the moles/black spot thingies, if I remember correctly
Post tummy
>>752544529
Relevant people including myself think moles are cute.
