Is there conjoined twins porn? Imagine getting a BJ from them
>>752524306
Probably not.
>>752524306
do they have to pay double to see a movie?
>>752524306
I wondered myself if you rape one of them, do you get charged for rape on two women? But they only have one vagina... So it's rape measured on the count of women or vaginas?
>>752524565
do you have to get both girls to consent to have sex?
>>752524565
If one agrees but not the other one, is this half-rape ?
>>752524632
Pretty good question...
>>752524306
I thought everybody knew about this already
>>752524767
Yes anon. Everyone knows that it's fake
>>752524306
so which head is in control of the rest of the body?
>>752524767
That Pic is shopped. I've seen the original some time ago in the internet. There's only one head.
>>752524767
how do you know it is them?
>>752524813
>>752524846
>>752524849
not gonna lie, I didn't even know this was fake...
That's a hella good sh00p then.
You think if one of them dropped acid the other would FEEL it?
I wonder if they have to take 2 driver's tests?
>>752525371
Just one according to the episode that I found when I searched Pornhub
>>752524820
Left controls the right, right controls the left
Saw it in a documentary one time
>>752524306
Has no one even had sex with this two in one hybrid?
Can you imagine - One moans while one talks dirty
the 3 1/2 some would be hot as fuck
can you imagine the poor guy that marries that trainwreck? getting bitched at by two girls?
>if one talks shit, can you slap them both?
>>752525721
Here guys i looked them up. They are 27 now AND THEY ARE HOT AS FUCK
>>752525957
FUCK
if 1 is asleep and 1 is studying, do they both retain the information?
does college charge them double for tuition?
>>752524306
You know what I'd do if I had a million bucks?
they also teach
if one faps and the other doesn't feel like fapping is that rape?
>>752524306
Does is count as a threesome?
>>752525721
fucking a conjoined twins is a 2 1/2 some not a 3 1/2 some dumbass
>>752525988
Not them
>>752526168
two sets of eyes. kids ain't getting away with shit.
>>752524767
Fake or not, at least it exists.
Imagine having a porn fetish that is quite vanilla, that doesn't exist AT ALL. I do.
>>752526328
Nigger are you dim witted as fuck?
me
another guy
and this 1 1/2 bitch
1 + 1 + 1.5 = 3.5
>>752525371
They shouldn't be allowed to drive, but nobody wanted to be the one to tell them no
>>752525988
Fucking retard
>>752524632
>>752524714
There are brothers in a similar situation and one brother sued the other for masturbating when he didn’t want to
>>752526613
ok well you can fuck your imaginary boyfriend while i have a 2 1/2 some with the twins.
>>752526727
Jokes on him.
Now he has to go with his brother to earn the money to pay himself.
He didn T really think it through
>>752526613
it's weird math actually, they share a pussy and asshole, so to make her air tight it would take four dudes, so a 5 1/2
>>752526787
>>752526727
Not all court rulings involve money.
It was to get a court order to make him stop
>>752526404
kek
>>752526856
What if he doesn't stop? What's the court gonna do, throw one in jail?
>>752527009
Still hasn't thought it through.
>>752527009
they wrap one head with chicken wire.
>>752524306
Could u imagine if they got in a fight and they started slapping each other. I would die laughing.
>>752527078
>>752527009
Look at the other way
You can’t get him to stop so you try something
Maybe shaming him publicly and getting a court order will do it?
You are all dumb as shit though for not realizing it obviously got thrown out of court. It’s his dick too and he can touch it when he wants
What if one dies before the other?
What if you kill one of the the heads? Do two more grow back in its place?
when they smoke pot, do they puff-puff or puff-puff-puff-puff?
I wonder if they blame each other when they fart in public.
If you are cojoined with other guy, and you want to fap. Are you fapping yourself or the other guy?
>>752527186
How would public shaming work? No one would remember which one is the pervert. It's self defeating.
>>752527186
Don't get defensive anon.
Next time think things through
I wonder if they ever wonder if they can control the other... I wonder if they've ever secretly tried?
The one on our right looks like a zombie
Since they share a stomach, if one predominantly ate all the time, would the other starve to death or would her head just grow smaller?
>>752526537
just learn photoshop fag
Pretty hot to think about tbh
>>752524306
Just watched a few clips of them on the tube you thingie. They look like retards but act very normal. It's also very trippy on so many levels, other one is more introverted the other more extroverted, yet they share the same pus and shiet.
>>752526104
Office Space is so fucking based.
>Damn it feels good to be a gangster
>>752528281
Fake, bacause if they're not sharing bones and organs they can separated.
>>752526613
quick maths
>>752524306
>>752526104
Fuckin' A, man
>>752526168
imagine how fucking terrified those kids must be, there's no way this shit isn't psychologically scarring them for life
This is my new fetish.
>>752524306
Only one vagina!
>>752529781
Damn, that sucks. Wish they could've been conjoined like this instead...
>>752529703
kek'd
>>752529703
kek.
>>752530007
Better if three boobs two arms three legs. Because.
>>752530818
Jeez, fine.
>>752526168
is the right head retarded?
20/10 would bang
>>752531259
Buying clothes must be a real pita...
I like weirder configurations too.
>>752531703
Lost
>>752524482
They're paying for one seat, don't think so.
>>752531259
ty anon. much better. Oh! the things we'd get up to!
>>752531399
That's what I'm saying. I reckon lefty has taken control
>>752525304
Uhhh duh
>>752532106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE
Holy fucking shit it's female cho'gall
>>752527153
Lol I would pay some good money to see that. My sisters fought all the time growinf up this HAD to have happened where the mother just didn't know what the fuck to do so just went back to drinking because I mean she made a two headed daughter so you kind of just are stuck drinking the rest of your life... game over.
>>752526727
What would you do if one murdered someone ? I mean for real this brings up some weird issues in court
>>752529636
Which mouth is the exit?
>>752529703
fucking perfect
>>752524306
>>752524306
is it one girl with two heads, or two girls stuck together?
>>752526613
>me
>and another guy
Do your parent know you're a fag?
>>752525841
Just band there heads together Larry/Curly style.
>>752529245
thanks detective mike
the blur wasnt obvious enough, thank god you came when you did
gonna assume that's a no to op's question then
>>752534507
Headfuck!
>>752534883
>>752532106
I remember this chick from way back. I must have fapped to her a million times in the 90s
>>752533905
I think it's the one on the left
>>752535391
I'm calling the party van on you lil pedo faggot
>>752535642
You're out of your fucking mind if you think she's a day under 21
>>752535866
in 1999 they were 9 years old
I wonder if they use separate facebook accounts
>>752535866
Back in the 90's(when said masturbating took place) she was 0-9 years old, which is underage and prepubescent.
>>752536019
You really are a dumb fucker ain't ya. Why don't you look at the picture I was commenting on? Don't be a dipshit your whole life.
>>752536147
You guys are hopeless
>>752536467
No, YOU are hopeless you degenerate pedophile faggot. We'll see how you like it when the FBI comes knocking on your door.
>>752536255
Welp! That's embarrassing! Fudged my /b/ threads
>>752526537
>Fake or not, at least it exists.
It doesn't though. Fake garbage meant as a joke or troll is not porn.
>>752524306
My gf knows them irl and yes there's a picture of one of them giving head.
the good fact is, that it will never die alone...
>>752524565
Rape her and find out
I envy footfags and people with attainable fetishes. TFW you've wondered if a set of twin girls would choose to be surgically conjoined...
>>752537034
God, that's gonna be terrifying :O lol the one dies and other goes with her even though she's healthy. Just read an article that one had pneumonia and the other didn't..
>>752532106
Well hopefully they'll be smart enough to understand that this is the girl I was commenting on you clueless chimp.
>>752536703
>>752537229
That sounds so fucking hot. Surgically making two girls into one would probably be a bitch to get right without killing them, but the end result would be incredible.
>>752529298
kwik maffs
>>752537568
I'd imagine it would only work with a pair of twin girls that chose to do it because there wouldn't be a rejection issue but I'm not a medfag so not sure.
>>752537906
Wouldn't it be easier to just sew one twin's head onto the other's shoulders? With sufficient bloodflow, she wouldn't even need to eat or breath I think, like when doctors attach a severed limb to another place on the body to keep it alive.
Who decides when it's time to go take a shit?
>>752538544
Like that experiment with the severed dog head alive with a machine
>>752529703
Lel
>>752525034
>>752524767
>>752524306
I am sure that the Porn Industry has approached them "both" with offers to do a Pr0no Video. I am guessing they've been offered $3-5M to make a video. It would of course be the most popular video out there.
>>752529636
>>752539158
Get fucking lost, Officer Faggot.
>>752538544
Then you'd just have a head stuck on, that didn't control anything. Pretty sure severing the neck would be lethal. I mean more of a situation where they start with skin joining at the side, then see where they can increase the joining over time. The point being they commit to being conjoined and stuck together all the time.
>>752524306
>Imagine BJ
They would just be taking turns headbutting your leg.
>>752539541
I don't know, I think I like my idea better. At least without lungs of her own, she wouldn't be able to complain or anything.
If you did a 69, would it be like 699, or 669?
>>752539871
That's the problem with unrealistic fetishes. Even if you find someone else who seems to like it, it's a different take. I get your view on it. To me it's the fact that the girls want to do it and get it done willingly and then try to live that way. Imagine their daily lives after that.
>>752527517
asking the real questions
>>752529636
you can see the photshop marks
>>752525841
Even if the one just says "yeah" after the other one articulates her bitch rant.
>>752535329
Nice cleavage...
>>752534372
Kek
>>752534507
>>752534576
>>752534633
There must be a sex video out there somewhere for these to exist.
>>752529781
but 4 holes
>>752541629
obviously shoops...
>>752524306
The twins were joined in the most embarrassing position and known by friends as the skipping rope
>>752541629
....
I've seen them in Minneapolis a couple times. last time they were getting drinks at a place called the melting pot.
>>752541988
Extra head
Grants +1 holes
>>752524306
Do you need consent from both of them?
>>752529420
>>752526168
2 heads are better than 1
What is it like when they poop?
Like, do they both have to strain or does only one?
>>752526404
No sneaky condom pranks
Do they orgasm at the same time? So many questions
>This thread
mein sides
>>752544482
That's kinda hot. All their shared muscles working together to clench and shove a shit out their single anus.
>>752529781
but how many boobs?
Can one head hold her breath indefinitely as long as the other breathes for the both of them?
>>752544482
>>752545114
Do they rock paper scissors to decide who has to wipe?
>>752532268
can i pay for one seat if my girlfriend sits on my lap?
>>752545995
Only if you surgically stitch your girlfriend onto your cock.
oh fuck, i just thought of something...
what if you had a conjoined sister, and then she gave you blowjobs
fuck i wish i had a female head attached to my body
>>752546937
That's not how it works, retard
>>752539893
It would be 666....shits straight from hell
>>752547008
yea it does you stupid fucking faggot
>>752546937
Oh, like this, right?
>>752547545
I could see it being kinda fun...
>>752547591
And the blowjobs would be really hot...
>>752547624
But it would be a shitty situation for your conjoined sisters
>>752547683
I'm sure they'd be pissed at you all the time
>>752547545
>>752547591
>>752547624
>>752547683
no not like that
>>752525721
fucking kek'd
>>752545177
Wow, good question. Would you have to choke both of them at the same time during sex?
>>752533887
Well I assume they would go to jail. Then the other one just gets another stroke of bad luck in life
>>752537229
Pretty sure thats what the Nazis tried on the Jews.
Didn't quite work...
>>752527186
>>752526727
If one brother wants to masturbate and the other doesn't, isn't that technically rape?
>>752535391
>I remember this chick from way back. I must have fapped to her a million times in the 90s
Good old ALS scan. They showed me my first fully shaved vag, and my penis has never gone soft since.
>>752537034
>the good fact is, that it will never die alone...
bullshit, everyone dies alone, even conjoined twins. they don't share a mind, only most of a body.
>>752549780
How is she making the drink flow up the glass like that?
>>752550908
>pubes are half-and-half
I kinda like that.
This is by far the best thread I’ve seen in over a year thank you /b/
>>752551911
Seems pretty average actually.
so if they join mma, do you have to choke both of them simultaneously?
>>752548538
True but they would have fought it and been generally mistreated and using 40's medicine. I feel like a skin only conjoining of identical twin sisters is theoretically possible if they wanted it and didn't fight it (tear stitches, try to pull at each other stressing it during healing, etc). They key would be two willing twin girls
>>752549780
You're questioning the physics of the champagne? That's the thing that struck you as most implausible here?
>>752553909
Meant for >>752550556
>>752529781
What, what happens if one dies?
>>752524306
>>752554069
If it's isolated to one head, like a stroke or something, I'd assume the body would be intact, it's just that the remaining head would be unable to manipulate the sister's side, effectively paralyzing her opposite half. She'd be bound to a wheelchair as her body supports the braindead remains attached to her.
>>752525988
>mirror in the background
Which brain feels an orgasm?
>>752550908
this is so hot. more like these? or that one >>752549780
basically, anything with one of the girl dominant over the other one?
>>752555894
This do it for you?
>>752529522
Haha. Yea. Holy shit.
>>752529065
ahahahahahahahahah
>>752556095
sure does!
>>752557245
Glad to hear it
>>752524306
IKR BUT I WOULD PREFER TRIPLETS
>>752558411
dude what the fuck
>>752558411
Holy shit, dude
>>752524306
so would that count as a threesome?
>>752529636
catdog
http://mr-sadistic.com/?p=2228
>>752529781
how many tits? 2? 3? 4?
>>752555559
well one day we will find out. i feel like their life expectancy isnt too high
>>752558411
Is that a fucking sandwich sword in that thing.
This type of conjoinment where they are seamlessly joined waist to waist is called a queen conjoinment in the conjoinment fetish community btw.
>>752562517
Good eye anon
>>752563124
There's... a community? Like more than just 5 assholes on Deviantart? Where is the work of this community?
>>752563456
/d/ I guess?
This one is one of my fucking favorites.
This one too
>>752564144
perfect for drive-by's
>>752524565
let's look it up - what state/city do you live in?
>Does it feel good?
>...yeah
>>752524849
>>752524306
BJ? They share a pussy. Imgaine fucking both at the same time. Even though they are basic bitches IRL it's still hot.
>>752526247
depends on how good an attorney they have
>>752527240
I think if one dies, the other dies too because their systems are so conjoined.
>>752534859
What's worse than one female driver?
>>752566881
Oh man, imagine how easy it must be to rape your own body.
>>752567088
Damn right it’s easy. Hell, I rape myself every night.
>>752529703
Hearty lol
>>752534771
I would double damage the shiat out of their endocrine system
>>752524306
I've seen them in person before. They were at the same park I was at when I was a kid.
>>752524306
what if this was really one girl with two heads that pretended to have two personalities to seem more normal
>>752570252
Like a really intense imaginary friend, or ventriloqism.
/r/equesting cojoined-twins-on-cojoined-twins porn
>>752569933
I wonder if both feels the same, like if one feels poop call and the other pee call, also you know anal pleasure one and the other vaginal
>>752544354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U56KbegdkGs
These threads is the kind of reason i still visit b/
Thank you anons for beeing this.. weird.
>>752572475
No prob, it was fun bringing out my /d/ side.
I kinda wanna try being a conjoined twin after going through this thread. I’d love to try pleasuring myself and my twin at the same time, stroking our shared cock with abandon and making him cum with me, his orgasm causing our whole body to tremble as he nuzzles his head against mine affectionately, lovingly lapping at my cheek like a blissful kitten, his hit breath tickling my ear while he pants in ecstasy, an unfiltered reflection of the same sexual overload I go through as our hot load shoots forth with incredible force. The idea of us both feeling the stream of cum pouring out our shared tip is extremely exciting to think about.
>>752572434
Of course somebody was gonna post this. Shoulda known.
>>752558411
Fucking disgusting
>>752561366
I dunno, they seem extremely stable compared to most conjoined twins. They might make it pretty far at the rate they’re going.
>>752572434
>>752574975
and here's the spoof.
>>752529703
Kek'd, well done
>>752576064
Didn’t see that coming. What is it?
>>752560590
10, just like any other bitch.
Bump
Aw come on, you can’t jist tell me you wouldn’t want a pair of tongues licking you up all over!
bump
Final bump
>>752576217
Day Of The Tentacle. An old game.
>>752555873
Well one of them is married, so there's one man on this planet that knows (assuming there aren't more dudes they've fucked that they've kept secret).
>>752538927
what else do you got up your ass
>>752529065
Nice
