THE REAL FACES OF /b thread
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THE REAL FACES OF /b thread
>>752499622
>>752499711
10/10 5head
My birthday is in 3 days.
Pretty soon ill need to lay off on the makeup so i could look younger haha
>>752500166
Of course i forgot the pic
>>752500205
too much make up u should lay off it immediately
Pic of me on my fav gameshow
>>752499711
Me and my daughter
Why does op look like he's about to off himself
>>752500273
Nah im good for now. I like to look dramatic
>>752500376
>hover hand
hehe
>>752500205
i second this motion for immediate removal.
>>752500205
see now that is just too much highlighter you blinding but not in a good way ..
>>752500690
Oh not even close. If i could glue diamonds to my face i would
>>752500751
you could ...but you want to look good and if you can improve your skill why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeze5ypOE7c
>>752500866
Firstly, my highlight is not even cmose to blinding.
Secondly, im very confident in my skills.
Femanon here
>>752501058
you realise there is such thing as reverse image search right?
>>752501058
op here can u snapchat me nudes
>>752500849
You have the “don’t fuck with me” look. Would not fight you
I might be a 6/10 but i'd like to think that i'm cute
>>752501104
Lol she fake
>>752499622
Having my lunch break.
>>752500866
Also i forgot to add.
If you were implying on my nose thats actually not highlight lol. My skins actually pretty dry for the most part but my nose gets oily. So i try not to add highlight to my nose. When youre as pale as me some light reflection goes a long way
>>752500205
Hey, it's the cheetah print blanket girl. You're usually in pj's around this time
>>752501113
this is not me lol
>>752501279
Hey i remember you! Or at least i remember the anon who recalls my cheetah obsession haha.
Thats not a current picture. That was like almost a week ago. Right now im in my jammies. Trying to ignore my headache
>>752501453
Yea it's me. I always call u out for the sexy blankets. I knew u were in pjs. Anyways why headache?
>>752501198
What is that expression trying to convey
Yo
hello
>>752501551
Haha well nice to hear from you again.
Well it could either be the fact im on my period or thw fact that i ate a bunch of weird shit because of said period.
Or i could be dying. Theres always that. My paranoia seems to ignore the obvious and lead me towards the worse case scenario
>>752501744
You look like you play keyboard in a half-decent local band in my town.
>>752501744
I dobt give out compliments often mainky because i feel like people here just sort of all look the same but you have a very nice profile kid. Like that nose and shit...looks good. I hope your regular profile view is just as pleasing and not the case of the "bald eagle".
Majestic from the side but dopey ass hell face on
>>752501929
haha, no I think my frontal face is quite good. Thanks dude.
>>752499622
is me
inb4 underage
>>752501762
Well at least you didn't say brain cancer. Hmmmm try to hydrate maybe if you ate too much sugar. I like to pop a couple Motrin with a small cup of coffee. If that doesn't work, I recommend an acupressure mat on the back of the neck and head. Put it on your Xmas list. It's good for everything muscle pain related. Also heating pad for the cramps otherwise just go back to sleep. Not worth being awake sometimes. Also ur makeup looks great. Don't listen to the virgins here. A gals makeup is like a work of art and the effort is worth noting.
Nice chatting again, gotta get my ass to work soon.
5am here so terrible lighting
>>752502049
M’lady
>>752501198
Well you're not.
>>752502183
Jelly
>>752499622
>>752499622
>>752499711
>>752500376
>>752500849
>>752501013
>>752501138
>>752501243
>>752502032
>>752502143
jesus fucking christ what a bunch of fags yikes
go to the gym work out hard and just maybe if your not a whiny little bitch you can have shoulders and traps like mine
>>752500205
lay off the fucking makeup for your own sake, your caked in it. If you wanna attract guys, get thighhighs and a miniskirt
>>752502049
Ah if i coukd sleep by god i would. My insomnia knows no bounds.
If i wasnt too lazy id pop a pill but its late, the house is dark and spooky, i think ill manage lol
Also thank you, my makeup is definitely my art and i wear it proudly.
Nice talking with you anon.
Have a good day at work
>>752502307
Fuck off, Chad cunt
>>752502307
Any tips on how to expand my brain
>>752502307
FUCKING MAX HASS
>>752502324
>mfw this girl has been on /b/ longer than you
>failed troll attempt newfag
>>752502324
Lol!
I love my makeup AND cake is awesome so therefore im awesome. So thank you for the compliment.
Also i dont waste hundreds on makeup to attract men haha. Men cant appreciate the fine arts of makeup.
Oh and not to mention the fact i have a boyfriend. Soooo kinda dont need to attract them anymore
>>752502416
You too. Try a 10 minute session of meditation before u try to fall asleep. Breath in, breath out, through the nose, repeat. Think the words in your head and nothing else. Stop any other thought and get back to in and out. Just focus on the breathing while sitting up and eyes closed. 10 minutes then try to fall asleep. Might not work the first time, so practice. Take care!
Let the degeneracy begin
>>752502691
Tits or gtfo
>>752501678
Wtf is wrong with that baby?
>>752502691
Trap confirmed? Show booty
>>752503021
>>>752502691
>Trap confirmed? Show booty
This
>>752502307
Having a nice body shape won't distract anyone from that horrible head shape. Jesus christ
I refuse to believe average people from /b/ look like this. How come you guys don't look like the fucking idiots you are.
>>752502258
except for you.
>>752503041
Hello Andrey, I'm going at your house now
>>752502478
Fucking lol
>>752503041
>I want to kill myseft
Sup fegs
>>752503021
>>752503061
No booty today friendos
>>752503240
You can't do this to me
>>752503260
Booty is the private property of my bf
Nothing i can do about it
>>752503331
ur bf is a cuck
>>752503240
Trap confirmed.
>>752503370
Wrong!
>>752503375
You got me there
>>752501198
thoughts and facts are completely different things
>>752501744
>>752501929
here's the front, sorry for the faggy lazy pic
>>752503465
Please keep booty to self if your a faggot trap
>>752503545
>>752503465
Don't listen to this fag, show booty.
>>752503545
Salty becuse you unknowingly whanted to see boy butt?
>>752502980
It was a hot day and she was grumpy. She's usually very photogenic.
this thread
>>752503202
I'm not a slav btw
>>752503624
Nice hair guy
>>752503647
AWWWWWWWW
I have a baby too..hes just really hairy
>>752503483
I opened this picture to make fun of you but then ended up getting lost in your eyes no homo
>>752503616
I didn't wanna see it I said tits or gtfo
>>being this much of a newfag.
>>752503647
cute :^)
>>752503569
Traps are gay you wanna see a faggot hole. You're the fag here.
>>752499622
>>752503802
No shit. God you're fucking retarded.
Faggots
>>752503863
Better than being a faggot.
>>752499622
Candid photo of myself I accidentally took while on 2mg 25c and 30 mg 3meo-pcp.
I otherwise don't like taking photos of myself.
>>752503961
take more you're really good looking.
>>752503840
hello there donnie. how are you still alive may i ask
>>752504013
Not drunk enough right now so my autism won't let me
>>752503840
Oh bro what on earth are you wearing?
>>752504024
Whats problem
>>752503713
Yours is probably better trained than mine lel>>752503713
>>752503761
Oh boy hes whipping out the baisless new-fag-insult
>>752500205
tits or gtfo bitch
>>752502691
Oversized sweaters are top cute
sup b
>>752504345
They seem a tad bit bland wothout some decent sweater puppies.
Sorry homos
>>752504395
If I had a jawline like that, I'd be fucking bitches so often my dick would break.
ofcouse only the gay chads are gonna show their faces
>>752504457
samefagging?
That's not really a good jawline, his cheeks are a bit hallow but it's narrow and his palate is tiny. Ah fuck, I promised myself I wouldn't make other people feel bad about how they look. But here I am, making people feel bad again.
Nvm, you have the jawline of the gods anon!
>>752504396
Had to get it in small
The medium reached past my knees
>>752504457
thank you anon
>>752504546
It's ok I don't feel bad
>>752504619
I want a picture of your hand holding a wrench.
>>752504546
and nope not samefagging
>>752504728
But why
>>752499622
>>752504324
Nah im good
>>752504024
Feel ashamed for not having seen the movie in years.
>>752504825
I like girl hands that have tools in them, adjustable wrenches seem to do the trick the best.
No idea how my brain figures out these things, but sometimes I will see a girl, and I know in my head I want to look at her hands while she holds tools.
Pic is my contribution to the thread.
just make my suffering fast
>>752504856
In the right direction. More
>>752504992
Electrician/10
Also i have no tools...
I typically hate these threads but I figured nobody FUCKING CARES so why not
>>752505239
Make some out of tinfoil. I'll wait
When a /b/tard leaves the basement
>>752505239
That's a shame, but not unusual. Most people don't have tools these days, apart from a little screwdriver for the pc. And those people usually have dicks.
>>752505293
age?
>>752505202
Decent looking anon. Would fuck.
>>752505293
and are ya circumcised?
>>752505517
no why?
>>752501058
>>752500376
You two look like a happy family :)
>>752505514
i can live with that
>>752505765
I am a sad weird loner who likes girls holding tools though, so you know, grain of salt and all that...
>>752501198
>>752503163
yeah i doubt tyler1 would post his own picture on 4chan....
>>752505765
>>752499622
Heres me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj_H94084MQ
>>752501243
do you work at Ford
>>752506075
The tastiest bait I ate all day.
>>752501243
You literally look very similar.
any chance you work at "autocentrum thiel"?
>>752506065
haha what xd
>>752503624
Post malone?
>>752506564
Ha!
>>752506291
>>752506291
begone thot
>>752506629
Gtfo millennial scum
>>752506291
>>752506291
7/10, cute, would fuck
>>752505838
Went from 2/10, to about 5/10 on the second pic. Would need around half a bottle of spirits to fuck
>>752506291
Photo with timestamp
just turned 40 oldfag here. will post pic soon as I can dig out from 1800 baby pics. bumping.
>>752506744
Fuck timestamps.
>>752506291
Do you have any tools?
Sup
>>752504395
Show bob open vagena
>>752506744
>>752506996
do you mean like screwdruvers and shit?
>>752507263
Wrenches are the best, but any tool will do in a pinch, including screwdriver. Hand must hold it, nails should be visible for maximum effect.
>>752504622
>>752504395
You had better fuck a bitch today you handsome faggot. Don't waste that face.
>>752506996
I don’t think so Tim
>>752502307
Everyone falling into that Tyler1 trap, is this summer allready ?
>>752503041
You got that "i'm about to shoot up a school" look
>>752503624
Wassup Mike Dece
>>752507340
most of our tools are at our workshop and i dont really have any nails
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>752507662
I'm sorry man but you have the gayest face I've ever seen.
>>752506291
Pls thats one obvious bait
>>752507662
>>752507708
Haha the first thing I thought of
>>752507672
You just made my god damn day, femanon.
i'm one of you fam and you are one of me
eh idk
Dont think you perpetual newfags understand what anonymous boards are
Here we go
>>752508154
quit smoking its gonna kill you
still working in my fake smile
>>752508571
I'm getting to old to change, sad, lonely, and I get off to women holding tools. The sooner the better.
>>752508487
gobackto reddit newfag
day drunk me
>>752500205
Someone do that makeapp magic on this bitch
>>752501198
hahahahahahahahahha
bitch you a /10 at most
>>752502478
My fucking sides
>>752502478
>>752504619
Short girls are god tier.
>>752504619
TRAP?
>>752507708
It looks like he was intelligently designed to be the worlds biggest faggot.
>>752507672
Shoe on head. NOW
>>752507707
I think I've seen you on a previous thread and you scared the living shit out of me then as well.
>>752507672
Oh, and by nails i meant the part of the finger that has a nail on it. You did it flawlessly, 10/10 grip.
>>752505517
Colossians 2:11
In whom also ye are circumcised with the circumcision made without hands, in putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ:
>>752508752
You remind me of that prank guy from youtube
>>752509369
Mkay then.
>>752501058
Show penis u slut!
This was a good thread.
Morning
>>752510597
You look a little like a guy I used to be friends with... He dead now though.
>>752510538
imaqtpie's lost brother
>>752511407
What happened to your teeth?
;-;
>>752499622
Good job F.B.I
>>752511626
yeah i fooled these motherfuckers
>>752511523
I got jumped.
>>752500205
TITS AND THEN GTFO!!!
>>752500376
WHOA NIGGERS!!!
>>752501707
Fucking blues clues over here
>>752511787
I better stay around just in case...
>>752507662
Wow can we see your pussy???
>>752512155
Damn, daddy, my room doors are always open.
>>752506075
Those r my vids
