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>>752493495
Gaaaay.
I took a shower with my dad once.
>>752493551
i ended up sleeping 6 hours longer than i wanted to
>go to sleep
>wake up
God damn it
>fuck women
>post gfur
Help me I am confuse
>>752493495
>Why aren't you fucking your dog now thread next to this one
What a coincidence, I bet one of you sick puppies is posting on both of these threads
>>752494829
I was too big for the small Dane I had as a horny teenager. Apparently that can be remedied with slow stretching and lube but I didn't know that at the time.
>>752494914
You're probably just yanking my chain here but that's nasty shit
I understand furries but dirty doggy pooper is not attractive whatsoever, plus what if someone has sex with their dog and a new super-AIDS is born?
namesync broken kms
I'm Amy though. Hello.
>>752494724
I can help you. Be gay or bi.
Alternatively, I can fuck your butt or you can fuck mine.
don't fuck your animals, let them fuck you
Well all's not well but I'm told that it'll all be quite nice. We'll be drowned in boots like mafia but your feet will still float like Christ's, well I'll be damned. They were right. I'm drowning upside down, my feet are floating like Christ's.
>>752495072
I was a zoophile before I was a furry. Apparently it's a common sign of childhood abuse / trauma. Every zoophile I know is damaged in some way, although I'm sure not all of them are.
I would only be so happy to contract a deadly disease right now.
>>752495157
I'm bi. Don't think I would go full gay, I haven't been hurt by women like some guys have been. Buttsex where?
>>752495316
I'm bi but like 90% into boys over girls.
Buttsex on the couch...the bed...against a wall... you name it.
>>752495379
I find that remarkable actually. Most bisexuals are like me... primarily straight. I'm working on reconditioning my mind to a solid 50-50.
I mean where do you live?
>mostly like feminine guys only
>this sexy motherfucker appears out of nowhere
hnnngg
>>752495456
I live in MO.
But there's something I just adore about feminine boys, like taking the best of the two sexes and putting them together to create one perfect hybrid.
Furry femboys are life.
that's still pretty fem though
>>752495598
Yeah furry femboys are addictive. I'm overtly masculine and wish I was more feminine. I envy beautiful androgynous people.
I used to live in Missouri when I was really young. I have memories of before and after but none while I was there. I'm in southwest FL so no buttfucking for you.
>>752495817
Well I can just dream about it, then.
I draw as a hobby and impulsively draw furry femboys because of their inherent perfection.
I try to be as much of a femboy as I can myself, going the whole ten miles to shave all over, crossdress, have long hair, etc.
>>752495316
>former zoophile, now furry
Well, that's good enough middle ground anon
>>752495963
>I try to be as much of a femboy as I can myself, going the whole ten miles to shave all over, crossdress, have long hair, etc.
I've been talking to someone kind of like you but he's not into masculine guys. He likes girls and cute feminine guys.
I shaved my legs recently for the first time and it feels so amazing. I want to get those giant thigh high socks and wear them in my room.
>>752496015
I'm still zoo, I just don't acknowledge it the way I used to.
>>752496188
I'm pretty much the same way as this person, then. I'm not really attracted to masculinity, but I do like dicks and boybutts.
I have the "extraordinarily longer" thigh highs from sockdreams, and they're awesome. I wholly recommend them. (And panties.)
>>752496559
Yeah he linked me to some socks on there. Maybe I'll pull the trigger eventually...
I've thought about dieting and exercising to round out my ass. I'm super skinny right now, wouldn't mind making my body softer in that way. I've thought about increasing my estrogen slightly just to put weight in the right places.
>>752496742
My ass is just kinda naturally big and round but I'm also kinda fat so meh.
Not really motivated to eat right (and exercise for that matter) since poor and lazy and stuff.
>>752496897
Omg daddy crock!
Whoever's posting the strong sexy daddies plz keep going
>>752495357
Look at dat fatty
>>752497040
idk i feel like i want to go play some dota
>>752497088
You're the fatty.
>>752495166
>>752494590
>>752494287
>>752493495
>>752493683
>>752494166
This is peak male performance. If you like these guys youre gay. If you like the other twinks people are posting then you're a fag
>>752497153
Youre right. A big fatty fat fatty
>>752497117
Nooooooo continue the dump. Dump all over me daddy~
>>752497241
now i really want to go play dota
>>752496971
Yeah some people are better off in the genetics department. I'll never be able to be a proper femboy, I have narrow hips, wide shoulders, big hands and feet, coarse hair, and a masculine face. I can at least work on my booty though, and let's be honest that's the best part of anyone male or female.
>>752497283
Gotta love that bulge worship
>>752497295
I got namesync working, yay.
Yeah, some people are lucky and get a curvy body just naturally. I sometimes think of getting HRT but the risks can be scary. And yes, you speak the truth.
>>752497153
SNARF NOTICE ME
>>752497283
That was 90% joke anon
I do actually need the dump to continue tho. I get very excited when an anon with good taste starts dumping in a g/fur thread tho.
>>752497283
What is your mmr?
>>752497507
i haven't played ranked, i'm not level 20.
since beta i've only played 90 games, 50+ of them being since 7.07, the other 40 over the span of 4 years before this patch
i'm not very good i don't think, still learning it but luckily other MOBA experience kind of carries over
>slept for an hour
>still not tired
Fuck you God
I should be physically exhausted. I've barely been eating lately and accidentally had sex earlier. For whatever reason I typically last for hours. Hours. Sounds like a good problem to have except when you're mentally and emotionally drained...
>>752497442
What are the risks? I've thought about dosing low with purera mirifica to possibly help me gain weight and where I want it, but I would never do full hormone treatment, it would be a disaster.
>>752497177
I'm glad someone agrees
>>752497666
checked
>>752497442
No.
>>752497591
Are you enjoying the game so far?
If you have questions or need advice ask me, I like to think I am pretty good at the game.
>>752497763
yeah, it's fun when i play with friends so i'm not getting matched with 9 people that can't speak english
other than that, i have no qualms with it, i love it
i don't have you on steam but i can message you on discord i think
>>752497706
Notice me snarf you wanted my butt remember?
>>752495316
I think my psychologist worked out today that i'm zoo.
I didn't even need to tell her. I told her on my first visit i'm species dysphoric, and she didn't judge. She actually encouraged it. Even furries judge me for it.
But today she asked if I have an affinity with all animals, and without processing what she meant, I said yeah.
I had a fucked up childhood. In her words, I basically raised myself.
I think your theory is correct.
this weather is trash
>>752497851
I don't judge you for being species dysphoric kind anon.
>>752497666
I WANNA TASTE THAT SWEATY BEAR HOLE! MORE SEXY BEAR DAD PLZ
>>752497606
I guess just decreased sex drive, really. I really want a more feminine body and that would be the way to do it.
>>752497706
You did anyway, fag.
>>752497813
Peruvians are not much of a problem anymore actually. In fact now the majority of the time you will get matched against Peruvians rather than having to play against them.
Good that you have had a positive experience thus far. It was pretty gruesome for my first couple hundred hours.
>>752497934
Speak for yourself, Florida is dope.
>>752497948
Are peruvians the equivalent of russians in csgo?
>>752497935
Thankyou, means a lot.
>>752497936
Sure
>>752497981
Correct.
hey guys wuts going on in this thread
>>752497961
well good for you
>>752497851
You can have whatever mental thing you want and i wont judge you so long as youre
1. Not a cunt
And
2. Keep posting sexy bears
>>752497948
i get matched with mostly people that can't speak english on my team still, they speak either portugese, spanish or they're chinese so far with my experience
>>752497943
Antidepressants have had a long term impact on my libido and I'm doing okay. I doubt that side effect would be permanent, give it a shot and if you don't like it you can stop.
>>752498038
>>752498004
Lol he has suction thingies on his nipples. I wish bear dad was my dad :/
>>752498071
Affirmative on both.
I actually /am/ a (grizzly) bear
>>752498133
I tried doing the dad bear thing with my bf and he didn't really seem into it
>>752497851
I don't see being species dysphoric as any different than gender dysphoric
>>752498134
Then i will judge you... I judge you to be a good guy.
I'm a panda. Are you a strong bear? Fat bear? Do you have a pic?
>>752498119
I'm liking the idea the more I think of it, and it's like, take a aphrodisiac if you experience decreased libido, haha.
>>752498183
You tried calling your bf dad? I'd be super into that. Your bf sounds laaame
Got a surprise for you g/fur
Comissioned a guy to colour in this lion
>>752498185
slout?
>>752498109
Sounds about right.
For your first couple hundred hours communication will not be necessary as it is more important for you to just get a feel for the mechanics and an understanding of the basics.
If you have moba experience then a lot of it is just learning the heroes, their abilities, and how they interact/counter with each others.
Also mechanics.
>>752498082
Flustered bears in fundoshis are my fetish
>>752498185
Yeah, it's pretty much the same thing, except I can't do anything about it.
>>752498213
Strong and fat bear
>>752498246
No, I called him a good boy
>>752498276
i can last hit fine now if i don't cancel my autos, it used to be pretty hard since everything felt delayed
but yeah i know what most heroes can do on their own but don't really know interactions or the items/what to build on who, i usually just use guides as a guideline
>>752498290
I like bears in uniform
>>752498296
>strong
Strong with the cholesterols maybe
Sorry anon but you probably wouldn't be able to lift just the bar on the bench press
>>752498296
You dont look that strong. We should wrestle for dominance. Loser has to be the big bear bitch
>>752498378
You have no idea what I can lift.
>>752498261
yeah I dont get the writing on people. seems more contrived than just tail-up, bound, and leaking cum
>>752498362
I think I'm the weird one for this.. But i totally dont get the uniform thing? I know it's a common fetish but it does nothing for me
>mfw this thread
>>752498357
A big thing that you will have to get used to is this notion of "turn rate". In particular, each hero has a different base attack time and turn rate, some better than others. They also have different base attack damage stats.
What this means is that every here is going to require a different approach to last hitting.
Example. For drow ranger, I usually start the attack animation well before I plan to last hit because she has an extremely low base attack time. I am sure you have noticed this when playing wraith king.
For say sniper, I can wait until the very last second to last hit since he has a very fast base attack time.
>>752498400
I'm blue collar as fuck, i'm stronger than I look
>>752498446
That's not weird at all
>>752498553
>>752498504
yeah, i've got that down on a few heroes, but then again i've only played a few heroes
i don't really know who i want to play more than half the time, it always feels overwhelming in hero select
>>752498505
Oh i dont doubt that you THINK youre strong. But if we were really wrestling you'd see you're not so tough.
I ain't blue collar but i lift and play sports
>>752498577
>>752498615
>>752498577
>>752498553
Cute bears are best bears. The blushing cutie makes my heart melt
>>752498588
Just pick a hero you like and stick with it. As you improve on that particular hero, you will need to focus less on the hero and you can focus more on the game.
>>752498645
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DOTA
>>752498691
>>752498660
i get yelled at by my team in really broken english for not picking something all the time
>>752498728
That was just in your ass you little slut!
>>752498485
thoughts on this absolute comedy that is devo hitboxes?
>>752498728
>>752498655
I agree, does the same for me. I saw your comment, just waited for this picture to respond.
>>752498758
Implying you wouldn't be a slut for this bear too
>>752498792
wtf hit you?
>>752498239
If you expose yourself to the sexual things you like you will still get horny. I think it's a matter of how often you get randomly horny even when you're not in a sexual situation. That's the difference I noticed with decreased libido, if it even happens for you.
>>752498250
You're the fuckin man.
>>752498296
Here's my shitty body. I need to either bury it or start taking better care of it...
>>752498802
>>752498838
>>752498737
I will give you a valuable piece of advice that will never not be useful no matter how many hours you have in this game.
Go to settings -> options -> chat
and select "mute all incoming chat."
I can promise you there is nothing your braindead 2k teammates could possibly say that would be worth the brain power it takes to comprehend their broken english.
Do not get me wrong communication is important but at your level your teammates will never say anything remotely informative so it is not worth having to see.
>>752498802
<3
Also i would be a slut for him but ass to mouth is a little too far. I dont want poop in my mouth
>>752498915
Bratty little bitch pretending he doesnt want the big bear cock
>>752498839
shouldve hit your logout macro noob
>>752498815
I'm just kind of horny all the time, really. I have a cute femboy boyfriend who's the same as me in almost every way and helps with that x3
Except he's skinny and stuff and is more interested than me in the HRT stuff cuz he wants thick thighs, big butt, etc.
>>752498949
>>752498949
>>752498949
>>752498949
Yay! More daddy bear! Can someone tell me the name of this character? And where to find more?
>>752498961
Heh, true.
>>752499011
As far as i'm aware he doesn't have a name. I could be wrong though. I found the pics on tumblr.
>>752498974
You're so lucky. I'd love to find a femboy bf but they only seem to like other femboys...
>thick thighs
>big butt
who doesn't want that
>>752498906
okay, i'll do that
i'm gonna look through some heroes and then queue for a game
>>752498998
I wish i could have him in my bed. All sweaty and tired and horny. I bet he'd smell amazing
>>752499011
>>752499114
Don't mute all chat unless you get peruvians flaming you though.
Like only mute for that, don't just keep it muted all the time.
>>752499164
That's not very nice anon :'(
Why you gotta hurt my feel-feels? u_u
>>752499110
Him and I actually met on here if you can believe that. Snarf set us up.
Both of us having the curvy, feminine body but still a dick would be like a dream... would make my libido even higher than it is now... -w-
>>752499118
Absolutely.
>>752499254
Look at that bitch getting a nose full of cock musk! What's your favorite bear smell? Balls? Feet? Armpits? Cock? Ass?
I think I'd say balls
>>752499335
Since I get to smell myself a fair bit.. the smell of my balls makes me horny
>>752499281
Thickcutiealert.jpeg
>>752499164
Apparently shooting yourself in the mouth with a handgun isn't a surefire way to die afterall. A shotgun usually works well so long as it doesn't move and just blow your face off while you wait in agony...
Probably be best just to OD on something.
>>752499240
I can believe it. I met my friend on here in sfur. If I wasn't repulsive we would probably be together right now.
I hope you both can achieve the bodies you desire anon.
>>752499254
>>752499281
>>752499307
Do you look down on guys who like feminine or petite males as being less gay somehow? Just a question, I always wondered.
>>752499391
Yessss. I've never had a musky bear bf, but ive sniffed the crotch of a few chubs and it's heaven. If i had a bear bf I'd never not have his ball sweat on my face
>>752499493
No, of course not!
Everyone has different tastes, and that is fine by me.
>>752499513
You'll find a bear. There's a few of us. More popping up now than there were.
To be honest all of me smells great sweaty.
Standing... in the tall grass... thinking nothing...
>>752499603
>Everyone has different tastes, and that is fine by me.
You're a good soul
>>752499493
Thank you for your good fortune, friend. We'll be working our hardest x3
You try your best too, okay? Do what makes you happy.
>>752499493
I wouldn't say we're "more gay" than those who like twinks... But i guess we kinda look down on you. You're boys we're men.
I bet if a dommy muscle bear wanted to pound your boypussy you'd let him. The opposite is not true with us tho
>>752499709
I'd let a twink pound me.
>>752499603
Yeah it's not like I'm desperate for a bear bf. Fat guys are good enough for me. I'm not even sure if I'd want a bear bf if i had the chance
>>752499667
Thank you. Nice meeting you
>>752499709
Am I a twink? I'm not exactly that young but I'm pretty skinny. 5'9" 126lbs. I'm not exactly sure how it's defined.
>>752498815
Do you mean you wouldn't want to fuck a twink or wouldn't want a twink to fuck you?
>>752499658
More of an old soul. But I am cool with most things.
>>752499830
Oh? Why's that?
>>752499790
gimme dat. you're not my usual type but you are a celebrity so.
I spy another suicidal faggot
>>752499709
If a twink wanted you to bone him you wouldn't?
>>752499790
Stop trying to be difficult anon.
>>752499493
>Do you look down on guys who like feminine or petite males as being less gay somehow?
Twinks love my cock. I'm a bear. Bears dont like twink cock. Even nice big twink cock
>>752499870
>am i a twink?
Yeah that sounds like a twink. Sorry anon your fate is sealed
>>752499911
How old is old? I'm 26 and already starting to feel pretty haggard
>>752499941
Join me fucker you know you want to.
>>752499959
I see. Interesting dynamic
>>752500020
Age is just a number
>>752499911
I prefer being single tbh. It's fun to dump loads in like 4 different guys in a weekend
>>752500020
Nah I dont associate with that tier of mental illness
Actually wanting to kill yourself is retarded
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_suicide_pact
all of us, at once
let's make history
>>752500042
I love those little steam clouds or whatever they are. It really makes it feel like the crotch is warm and sweaty
>>752500072
Sorry I confused you for
>>752500110
>>752500060
That's a fair point. Sometimes I have fleeting twinges of regret for settling down. I used to go through truckers and men in uniform like nobody's business
>>752499944
I'm not really into twinks anon. They look like little boys to me
>>752500164
fair enough, if it doesn't get you hard what can anyone do
>>752500110
>>752498792
already did m80
>>752500060
>>752500160
I wish I could be happy fucking randoms. I don't have sex with anyone I don't have a deep emotional connection with and it's so rare for me to connect with someone in that way.
>>752500160
I have a huge trucker fetish. But I've literally never been to a truckstop. I'm nervous about catching crazy stds from some of the sketchy guys. Is that weird? Can you tell me about your experiences with truckers?
>>752500246
That's stupid. Emotions and sex should be unrelated. Grow up, get drunk, go to a gay bar and go crazy
![oMDOZZD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K0EPwxj.jpg "oMDOZZD[1].jpg")
>>752500225
how about this one
>>752499913
Lies.
>>752500391
Just a casual play right there. What on earth were you thinking?
>>752500246
That's fine. I went through a phase of just not giving a fuck.
>>752500280
Be careful. Truckers carry weapons. Try meeting one online if you can, that's the best way.
I went for 10-15 years, doing everything from fucking bare to sucking dick and I didn't catch anything. I was lucky though.
My best experience was giving head to a trucker while he drove. Was amazing.
>Here, take this
also
>>752500444
I accidentally gave some guy all of my valuable items and currency, then ran into a pack of white skeletons and died. Fuck, man, I don't know, it all happened in a flash, there was nothing I could do to outplay that.
>>752500332
It's not a matter of my beliefs, it's just how I am. I don't respond even if I find the person sexually attractive unless I have feelings for them. I'm legit demisexual.
I find sex the highest form of intimacy and can't go through with it unless I trust and care about the person I'm with. I don't look down on people who are promiscuous and kind of envy them sometimes but it's just not for me.
>>752500394
let it happen.
>>752500448
I would be scared about STDs
>>752500448
Holy fuck 15 years of being a slut and not even so much as a cold sore??? That is lucky. I've been a slut for 2 or 3 years now and i thought i was lucky for not getting anything yet
>>752500547
The best angle to look at daddy <3
>>752500569
>giving
oy vey
I sunk like 350 fuses into my bronns and didnt get a 6l so I just gave all my stuff to a friend because I didnt want to use up all my want for aprg on shithem
I now have literally nothing to do for 8 days
I also graduated from uni so I am now an intellectual and can debate people about incest
>>752500588
So use protection, or get so horny you become less inhibited.
>>752500609
Well, 20 years, i started whoring about in scouts.
Not one single coldsore, UTI, bump, or wart. The worst I got was crabs.
>>752500647
I have a pic of myself at this angle. Not sure I want to post it though.
>>752500721
I'd rather jerk off. Sex with someone you don't care about is like masturbation and that's too much work just to get off.
>>752500721
Omg mr bear plz post it! I can't speak for everyone else here but i would certainly love to see your stinky sexy bits
>>752500721
Crabs kinda make me laugh. I'm glad theyre pretty much extinct
>>752500648
A true moral authority.
>>752500811
Fair enough, I suppose.
>>752500815
Okay. Only because you asked nicely.
>>752500864
Same, crabs were more of an annoyance than anything.
>>752500867
My $5k poe friend actually use to sub to incestiny at like $33/month
I dont get why people can be that autistic
I'm going to sleep. goodnight furfriends
>>752500815
And one more
>>752500897
Anon your dick is decent at best. Your thick thighs and plump balls make me wanna sniff for days tho
>>752500987
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??? 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(SMPTE COLOR BAERR)
FICK DICH CUNT
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I WANT TO MISBEHAVE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SHOUT AND YELL AND SCREAM IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SEE CHILDREN WEARING THEIR UNDERWEAR IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KICK YOU OR ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB
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>>752500987
Thank you kind mr bear anon. Have a cute cuddle pic
>>752501031
Oh, it gets much, much bigger.
>>752501064
What the fuck
>>752501071
You're welcome.
well that was an interesting game of dota
I killed the thread
Oh dear
you gonna do it yet nibi?
Why would he? He has much joy left to live for.
I already did, thank you.
Yet you're still posting
I assume from the ER
Elliot Roger?
>>752502034
fgt pls give me game suggestions
I dont think I can make it until 8th
careful, he's aggressive
>>752502326
This is news to you?
This is why you dont play pubg
Nibi you're a limpwristed soyboy. You couldnt punch anyone in the nose if you tried
>>752502365
no, why do you ask?
why so condescending, it's not very good for you
>>752498815
>You're the fuckin man.
You're welcome, here's another one I comissioned to get coloured
I think this one looks incredible even if I'm not huge on shock fetish
>>752502292
If I knew of anything else I'd be playing it right now.
>>752502514
Im also considering other builds for 3.1
I want to try to get a mf qotf windripper raider meme thing going to just shred through everything.
Do you think volley will become a must have for most bow builds?
>>752497177
wow, I don't think I've ever been unironically called a fag. today's been a weird day.
F
>>752495316
when I first got into furry I checked out zoophilia, thought I was into it, quickly figured out I'm not.
that was 8 or 9 years ago. took me another 4 or 5 years to figure out I'm bi.
so what does that mean? I'm pretty sure I wasn't abused as a kid, unless the slightly older neighbor kids playing naughty doctor-style games counts.
>>752495316
also I love Modest Mouse
>>752503285
It means that you've finally realised that these titles of "straight, bi,gay" arent fucking real and are just labels applied to people so they can better understand what said person is.
Sexuality is a spectrum, everyone is possible to be into everything, they just don't explore enough.
>>752498815
you look better naked than I do... also you're kinda cute, you shouldn't do half bad irl
>>752503682
He looks like shit, dont lie.
