If Justin Bieber tried to strangle you to death with his bare hands, would you be able to fight him off?
Or would he kill you?
>>752492528
I guess it depends on how mad he is
>>752492528
I could take him out one-handed easily
I'd just start playing with his dick and when he's all like "what the fuck?" and doesn't know what's going on that's when I strike.
>>752492528
lol...the little shit is only about 5'5". That little Turkish midglet could probably fight him off on his own.
>>752492528
He's a pampered ninny trying too hard to be the "bad boy" entertainer. I would make him bloody and unconscious on the ground with a few broken bones... and a lifetime of the humiliation of being bested by someone as out of shape as me.
6ft3 108kg I'd fuck that tight little boipussy
>>752492894
Hawt
Little shit ain't moving very far very fast with his pants hanging down.
>>752493012
He moves fast in the boxing ring
>>752492894
Hey Chad
>>752492528
My arms are longer than his, and I swim. I could probably strangle him first.
>>752494796
Hey scrub
Pretty sure I could beat him off.
>>752492528
man hes so dreamy, looks like a prime zack morris nohomo
>>752492528
Dudes like Bieber love themselves too much to do well in a fight.
They're too vain to risk any real damage.
A grizzled old guy who's spent a lifetime getting used to pain and damage will win every time.
So yeah, I could take him. I've got nothing to lose.
>>752492528
dafuq? did the manlet grow a pair?
good for him, heard he found religion and got that latino girl who is barely hot any more to give him sloppy seconds after getting blacked
>>752492528
Easily
>>752492528
50/50 chance I could take him we're probably around the same strength based upon picture. entirely depends what has happend that day, how angry he is etc
>>752492528
i would squash his head like a grape
>>752492528
I'm 6'4 270 lbs. You tell me.
>>752496649
that gut looks like cancer...
>>752492528
I would kick "him" in the vagina so hard it would put a stop to this lesbian attitude right there...
>>752492894
show penis
>>752492528
Never met a man who wouldn't stop strangling ya if you start sending your thumbs through their eyes.
>>752496649
Is that a hernia?? Wtf is up that gut mam you look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in junior if he lost his looks and muscles to prepare for the role. Did you swallow a small dynamite with a long fuse and it went off in your colon
Does he still have his nuts? If so then thats an easy win for anyone who can kick hard enough
>>752496941
its where he stores his pee
>>752492528
I'd finger his boi pussy till he loves me.
>>752497183
is this gay?
>>752492528
>>752496649
How do you train in the 4chins logo on your abs like that?
>>752492528
Try all day, i cant even find my neck
>>752492528
he appears physically fit, but that doesn't mean he can fight
inb5 "he traineded with mayweather tho"
yeah, for like 10 minutes for an instagram photo op. i think 90% of anons would shrek that kid.
>>752496185
Those two did a porno?
Gay.
6 feet 2
I mean he could try
>>752493012
step on the crotch of his pants to knock him down, and then stomp his shit out.
>>752498399
90% of anons need to take a few minutes to readjust their eyes to sunlight. I don't think they're going to be shreking anyone.
>>752498482
Whys your fist so tiny
>>752498482
this anon here would definitely fuck bieber's shit up. that's a fighter physique, not a sorta buff male model homo physique.
>>752498482
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>752498565
He only has two fingers on that hand..
>>752498539
true about adjusting eyes to sunlight, but once that minor hurdle is cleared, i think even most of the out of shape anons could kick that kid's ass.
the 10% who couldn't are antifa/sjw/brony types who can't fuck anything up, not even a 19 year old pop singer.
>>752498627
Thanks bro, see that cavity in my chest? I'm a pectus-fag. That shit was what inspired me to start working out and grow bigger. used to be bout 150 pounds pot belly and would never take my shirt off. Now I embrace it, girls mirin'.
>>752492528
He's in far better shape than pretty much anyone who has or will post in this thread.
I totally get the Beiber hate btw - it's jealousy. We'd all like a body like that.
It's quite easily achievable btw. He was a skinny kid, so he trained and did steroids (which I'm right behind, before anyone starts).
Either stop complaining and sort yourself out, or settle for a life of hatred and misery. Why waste so much energy hating someone you'll never meet?
>>752498908
What makes you think he did roids?
Does he have any training in fighting? I doubt it.
>>752498908
>implying people don't hate him because he's a fag who makes faggy music.
>implying it takes effort to hate him
>implying anyone here thinks of him except for when this thread pops up
>reddit spacing
>>752492528
Oh yeah. So many weak points in a human body.
>eyes
>throat
>knee
>ears
>nose
If you're fighting fair then you're looking to lose. A fight proves only who's won and who lost, nothing else.
>>752492528
6ft, 250lbs with six years kickboxing & jiu-jitsu, and four years of semi-intense weightlifting.
Pretty sure I'll be alright!
>>752492528
>would you be able to fight him off?
Yes
>Or would he kill you?
At this point in my life I would let him, if he is capable with those skinny forearms.
>>752500850
Let's see dem pics
>>752492894
No muscle definition, possibly chubby and mediocre face
2/10
>>752492528
>edgy 90s haircut
He looks like a better nourished trailer park druggo
All I see in this thread is flab... Bieber might be a bit smaller, but his legit muscle
>>752492528
I wont hit a girl
It depends on how long till i blow my wad.
>>752496649
That my friends is the male sperm belly
I don't care how fit he is. He's pretty much been pampered his whole life, especially his teenage years. I doubt he was ever in a real fight. My money is on anyone who has been in a real fight over the pampered pretend badass.
He's 1.75 m, 66kg.
I'm 1.83 m and 84kg.
Yeah I can take that bitch.
He looks like a bitch who uses cable machines and half-reps curls in the squat rack
>>752501455
So he's bigger than 100% of /b/ then
>>752497036
Pee is stored in the balls. That's his buttpipe loaded with jizz
>>752492528
1 9 7 5
above a bear
what did he mean by this?
>>752499888
>Stomach
>Balls
>Back of the head
>Temple
>Jaw
>Adam's apple
>Joints
>Floating ribs
Kill just needs technique and strength not muscles. And speeds>size. On Jesus, I can take down any son of a bitch with a single a punch or elbow hit. Anybody is capable of killing with are hands, if he knows what to do.
I hope y'all can agree on this.
>>752492528
hes slowly becoming mark mcgrath
He'd get stabbed in the gut before he can finish the job
>>752497539
Sort of on this boat.. heavy set, big, strong as fuck. Probably could shove his fat head into his ass.
>>752501785
he had the roman numerals before the bear, there is no connection
>>752492528
I have about four inches height and 20 kg on him.
I would be fine
>>752492528
I'd easily beat him off
>>752502042
inches for height and kilos for weight?
what are you, some kind of hybrid fag?
>>752501923
Am a fucking antisocial fuck, pretty depressed and all that, low self-esteem, anxiety and all that. In every fight I've been in I've never got beaten and yeah am talking about school/park brawls. I used to be a fucking bully and always looked for fights. I've never trained and I know some professionals who tell me that am fucking built for fighting. Like my body is made that way. My ground work, wrestling, punching, and kicking techniques are pretty good. But, now I've kinda got trapped in time Gap, all foggy, dark and all that. Am living in mom's basement and my body is getting weak and spoiled. I don't have a single motivation to do anything. This might sound like bragging ranting and all that bullshit. But, it isn't. I hate everything and everyone, except you guz. Should I really give it a shot and move outta my house? I don't have enough resources or anybody to sponsor me. And, I even live in a trashy hick town.
>>752492894
Lol no girl likes that.
No definition. Do you have a baby face?
>>752502253
probably British, we tend use both Imperial and Metric depending on mood
>>752492528
I literally always have a hunting knife on me. 'Bare hands' is generally not something I need to worry about.
>>752502124
oh you would beat him off alright
>>752502327
>0
No im aussie.
but yeah parents are british. I use height in imperie
>>752492894
damn you got some bad bicep genetics
>>752492894
cut down the sugar you fat fuck
>>752498482
yeah... because that's you
>>752500907
I don't have any, and honestly, I'm not confident enough to post 'em. I was a fat kid (300lbs-ish and 5'3 in high school), and I'm pretty sure it fucked me up.
Don't even like taking my shirt off in private, let alone in front of people.
>>752502726
yeah... because it's impossible to eat healthy and work out, lol
>>752502726
You'll have to reverse that yourself. It's just unfathomable to you that people choose to improve their bodies, right?
>>752504105
goals anon
you play any sport or just lift?
>>752504105
come talk to me when you actually have some triceps chicken arms
>>752504105
d-do you have kik?
bouncers involved?
I'll beat his puny ass then choke him with my dick. No homo.
>>752492528
I'll whip the fuck out his human form , I ain't fucking with his Reptilian shit tho
>>752505622
p-please choke me daddy
>>752492894
youre just fat, kek
>>752505622
moar pics like this
>>752492528
If Justin Bieber came at me I'd definitely beat him off
uh nothing personall sweetie
>>752492528
Does he practice MMA? I'm a gorilla so if he does I'm screwed
>>752505622
n...no...no homo
>>752505673
I wish i could get hard for dudes. I get offered bjs but just wouldn't enjoy it.
>>752505622
>uncut
automatic 2/10 kys smegfag
>>752492707
this post made me roflcopter
>>752492528
How the fuck would I know. Does he have any expirience in martial arts? Being fit doesn't make you a good fighter you know.
>>752492528
Depends. Can I do jiu jitsu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
>>752505790
Uhs!
>>752492528
He masturbates a lot, his one arm is bigger, Ill fight back if he uses his left arm.
Post more Justin.
>>752505790
Master Po from the Opie and Anthony show?
>>752506339
I dont follow american tv so i dont get the joke sorry
>>752504105
keep it up , my brother
I am enjoying these envious fat and weak fucks trying to defend themselves by insulting you ...
welcome to the hot guy club...
>>752507305
He's not "hot." Dadbods are the new hotness. He's just a narcissistic gym bunny.
>>752496223
says the fat basement dweller
>>752507711
>Dadbods are the new hotness
for homos maybe
>>752498482
you're 5 not 6.2
>>752492528
I'm a jiu jitsu black belt so I think I've got a pretty good chance
>>752492528
my thumbs would go straight into his eyesockets ... game over for mr.beaver
>>752496935
So.... You've never met a man with longer arms ?
>>752492528
strangle me? with those glamour muscles that contain no actual strength? fuck no
>>752507711
lol
no matter how many times you say it outloud and try to convince yourself that it is " really the truth " it isn't .. girls are not turned on by "dad bods" you fat sloth , only used up women who need someone to pay their bills, want that.
>>752507787
and yet you have learned nothing ,
not one damn thing, your teacher has wasted his knowledge on you.
I would murder him with my testicle face
>>752492528
I would break his neck, get the tattoos removed from his corpse and then rape him
>>752492528
that's...that's not the way the Roman numbers works...
>>752504105
Nudes plz
>>752492528
The beebs is a little punk bitch who wouldn't take more than 3 punches and start crying
>>752492894
6'3, compared to that Door? Lmfao looks like your 5'10
>>752509352
If you can't knock someone out with a single good punch, you shouldn't even bother fighting.
>>752492707
Mr Spacey, we've already spoken to you about your behaviour... you're gonna need to take a step back from this one. It's too soon for you to be out in public yet
>>752498482
>can't see door frame
>says 6'2
I'm 6'5 and most of the time I need to watch doorways so there is no way that you wouldn't have it in the picture of you were 6'2
>>752492528
im late?
doesn't matter, i'd beat the shit up that guy
>>752505622
>>752504105
>>752492894
n-n-no homo --- b-b-but i'd let you guys wrestle me down….
>>752496649
not this deformed shit though
>>752492528
im a 6ft3 white English male. i would fucking obliterate him.
>>752498482
Where's your dick at? No bulge = no man.
>>752496649
when's the baby coming out??
I'd subdue him and then attack his penis with my mouth to throw him off.
>>752492528
It's funny, no matter how many tattoos and shit he gets, he will forever be known as that little faggot who sang baby
>>752500978
I’d crush his pencil neck like a straw
>>752492528
I don't know if he'd be able to reach my neck if I just put my hand out to block him, like play fighting a toddler.
>>752509720
You're right, just converted CM to feet and inches and I'm not really 6 feet 2 inches. More like slightly over 6 feet 1 inch.
>>752510409
You're probably converting it wrong. 6.1 feet is not the same as 6 feet 1 inch. Whats your height in cm?
>>752510530
186
>>752492528
Is that Jim Carrey?
>>752510577
that's 6'1 pretty much spot on, not near 6'2.
>>752510775
Correct. That's what I just said.
>>752492745
Omar baba haahahahha
>>752492622
>>752510775
What is the difference between 6.1 feet and 6 feet 1 inch btw? Now I'm curious. From Swedistan.
>>752507728
projection much?
>>752511062
6.1 feet is six feet plus one tenth of a foot.
6'1 feet is six feet plus one inch.
An inch is not even a decimal of feet, that's why height measurement go up to x'11, there is no 5'12 for example, after 5'11 you have 6'0. Feet and inches are two completely unrelated measurements that Americans put together to describe height for some reason.
>>752497548
Big Ed Kemper. They guy is 6'1 and like almost 300lbs with an IQ of 145. He'd talk you into letting him lol you then cut your head off and fuck your gaping neck hole like he did to his mother.
>>752492528
I would teleport behind him and let him know that it wasn't personal
>>752511253
lol === kill
>>752511253
Ed fuck face Kemper = 6’9”
>>752492528
No one is too big to get their eyes poked out. That should hurt enough to get him off my neck
Look at the pure fuckin' strength here. That's more muscle than 99% of /b/tards have or will ever have. Plus he has trained with the best in boxing for several years.
Biebs would destroy you all.
>>752512187
>Biebs would destroy you all.
Fuck that... I would give a manlet falcon punch to his nuts and down he would go.
>>752512187
>the best in boxing
>best in boxing
>calling what mayweather does boxing and not dancing
He probably never taught him to throw a punch just to run around like a fruity faggot
Not a chance in hell. He's leaner than me, but I have more muscle, more height/reach and I started boxing/jiu jitsu when he was starting puberty. I'm 6'4 and built, 5'9 inch manlets are not a threat to me physically, stomping short guys is one of my specialties. I'd wreck him in a fight, but then he'd also go home and look at his bank account which I cannot compete with. Physically at least, I could strangle him without breaking a sweat.
>>752492528
Fought bigger guys in prison. Muscles do help in fighting and his basic knowledge of boxing but he don’t have the brutality you learn in the pen
>>752512379
Somebody here posted that they train with Bieber and he's incredibly strong.
The dude said he was 5'11" and Bieber was a little taller than him. Biebs is about 5'11" 170. Deal with it.
I'm a tall builtfat slavic guy so I think my chances are pretty good
>>752492528
Interesting. Okay then.
biebs
>66 kg
>1.75 m
>trained in boxing by mayweather
>too vain to take risks
>pampered af
>dumb ass pop star
anon
>60 kg
>1.84 m
>black belt in karate
>haven't trained in 7 years
>at least a 20 point iq advantage
>middle class
Hard to say. Boxing is superior to karate in the street but I've trained for longer than him. He has the weight advantage while I have the reach advantage. My iq advantage is less relevant because I haven't trained in years, changes I I'll be too busy remembering how to fight to form a strategy. Based on his physique he does cardio, so he'll definitely outlast me
Based on above, 70% in beibers favor
>>752512592
And you’re the guy who sucks his e-dick
>>752492528
>1
>9
>7
>5
>cant write years in roman numerals
>wtf is that year anyway
I have similar muscle tone but I'm taller (6.2ft), which mean he wouldn't stand a chance.
Also I've been in plenty of fights, and I've won them all in recent years.
>>752492745
>..the little shit is only about 5'5
exactly. to misquote the great King Kong Bundy, "I've taken dumps bigger than Justin Bieber".
If I fell over and landed on this guy, he would be an interesting stain on the ground.
That said, to beat me in a fight, all he'd have to do is survive the first 20 seconds after we were in striking distance of each other before I ran out of puff.
>>752498482
nice baby hands
>>752492528
Okay anons I’m sick of this height and weight advantage shit there are lots of cases where that shit doesn’t matter to settle this stupid fucking thread
You win if:
>prison time (longer than a month or two)
>military experience (combat experience)
>proper time in and out of the ring (not just training)
>been in street fights (above 25 -lowballing)
If you fall under any of those catergories you have a shit ton of real fighting experience.
I have seen people who are devastating in the ring or have had a stupid amount of fucking training but yet are shit in a real fight, some people are fighters, some are not.
Sorry for the long post
>>752502400
actual kek
>>752512874
sheeit, even winded a bigger guy would break him. beebs is OP incarnate.
>>752512592
Ya I'm 6'4 with 60 lean lbs on him in addition to years of more training. His frame is far too small to handle someone my size -- there's a reason MMA/boxing all have weight classes.
Deal with what? I sure as hell couldn't outsing the kid, but I could beat the fuck out of him any day in any ruleset. Maybe if he gets another 10 years under his belt, he might have a shot, but none of the competitive fighters at my gym would lose to someone with 2 years of boxing experience with narrow shoulders.
I guess nobody has seen this:
https://youtu.be/3v9Rvyka150
Biebs is a beast in the ring. Watch and get schooled.
>>752496649
when are you due?
He's only 1,75... I would break him in half and dump his body into the river. Fucking halfman
>>752513574
im shakin with fear
>>752513914
This
>>752496649
I've heard body dysmorphia fucks people up. But I didn't know it was getting people pregnant
>>752492528
At the end of the day he'd have my splooge in his but and he'd be ashamed
>>752505790
bro that purple belt is beat to hell! you must have been stuck there for what, 5 years? good job at progressing finally my dude keep at er!
>>752512374
Mayweather is a cunt, he's also not exciting to watch unless you're really into boxing. But he's by far the best since Roy Jones. His boxing is exceptional
>start to get strangled by bieber
>lash out and kick for dick
>foot just hits hard spot
>sudden gripping sensation around toes
>look of concentration on his face
bieber is reverse trap
>>752492528
Well I carry a firearm everywhere so I would ventilate him first.
Not sure, I am 6'2" and 156 or so pounds so pretty light but with reasonable strenght.
He is 5'9".
I think it would be a fair fight.
>>752514186
Thanks man, 4 long years.
2 white, 2 blue and 4 purple
>>752500959
>>752513574
lmao. bahahahaha hes fucking garbage. he seems to have basic knowledge of boxing. but his technique is terrible. he hasnt been im very many fights. also. boxing isnt fighting. theres a huge difference
>>752505382
>Talks shit
>Doesn't post pic to back it up
Fuck off nigger.
